Joe Lycett on Buying Property in London
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2017
- In preparation for his new live tour, Joe Lycett appears on Michael McIntyre's Big Show Series 3 Episode 1. Joe recites an incident surrounding buying a property in London and weirding out the scammer behind the advert
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How good is this guy with scammers, the shit he comes up with is unreal😂😂
You understand it's a made up story right?
@@absurdist5134 He has a programme where he does this for real so change chances are this is one of them.
Easy way to buy property in London....first, win the Lottery !
Second, don’t buy in London!
@Daniel Webster: beat me to it.
☺☺
Third, realise the lottery winnings probably couldn’t sustain our have a house in expensive areas of London because a small flat space being bought in central London can go over 1mil
@@sparklingdeath1730 step 4: consider the Channel Islands for the tax exemptions
Step 5: realise there’s only one island with fast food (not the one you’re planning on going to)
Step 6: cry
* twice
Indian here. Good job, mate, these scammers keep interrupting our already busy lives with scam calls all the time.
What always strikes me about Joe is just how super smart he is.
And that’s what we all strive for, Dawn! “Super smarts!” 😂😂❤️❤️
😄 oh I really like him , be great to have a friend like him to pull a few pranks on those that deserve it . I would keep him in wine juuuust to write emails like that all the time 😂
You enabler. Lol. 😂😂😂
Absolutely, he lives 5 mins from where I live, post pandemic, I hope I see him out having a drink, not to approach him but would just love to watch him, then here his standup about what happened that night 🤣😅🤣😂
Joe is an absolute legend! Makes me laugh so much and goodness only knows we need a bit of laughter these days.
Got a massive crush on joe lycett
You are not the only one Sam..
he turned me bi so same
That makes, well, all of us
Thank you. You will not have children.
@@brianferry4592 homophobia pog?
Joe Lycett is a national treasure
Never heared of him so
Joe Lycett is legit a national British (and Brum) treasure. He kills it, and makes positive change in the world while managing to be sidesplittingly funny every single time. Love you Joe!
I’m born and bred in brum please let me know where the posh bit is I’ve never heard of a posh bit of Birmingham 😂😂
Most of Sutton Coldfield, Selly Park, some of Harborne, Edgbaston, Moseley...Shall I continue ?
@@funkyjunkyjai Does Bournville still qualify?
@@richardbrown1189 Yes.
@@richardbrown1189 what about Cotteridge? Its sniffing distance of the chocolate tho.....I need to be posh 😂
I found that part of his joke distasteful actually
He's incredible wow
of course you speak to your electrician on Watts-app.
Ayyyyyyyeooooo
Shocking pun. My brain hertz now. Ohm my God.
So are so loved, Mr Joe.
Brilliant!
I’ve seen this so many times so funny 👍
How is this still 100% accurate
650 000 pounds for a three rooms in Lewisham ! ??
I bought (for 200 000 pounds) a house in Tokyo a HOUSE (three bedrooms, large kitchen, large living room, large dinning room, two rest rooms, two bathrooms, and a large garden with a view on Mt Fuji, in Tokyo. A city where you can sleep with your front door and windows open and go on holiday for 3 weeks without asking your neighbours to watch your house and nothing will ever happen to you. But 650 000 pounds in a city where the risk of being mugged or burglarized is higher than winning at the lottery (which is the opposite of Japan).
Awesome
You can buy a castle in a good area in a town for 320k
Tesco oooh really?
@@prettyinpinky5937 yeah. There was one that price near Nairn in Scotland not long ago
@@alic-c Is that the purchase price or the heating bill?
Is that at clubcard price or rrp
@@notrappaport5340 probably both
Great act
my favourite will always be the Samantha Peterson bit!
This Gemma lady did the exact same thing to me and my husband (several years ago) when we were looking at rentals in West London. Same name, same story about "I'm abroad". Sad to see she's doing this some 10 years later
seems legit
He missed out the best parts of this routine 😭😭
He was the one doing the routine, how exactly did he miss out on parts of it?
@@luckycatdad8369 he's done this routine several times, this version has bits missing.
@@beethreefour ok. But that doesn't explain how Joe missed out on those parts. He was there during those other performances so he would not have missed out would he?
@@luckycatdad8369 you're asking me to explain someone else's thought process and why they acted the way they did? I don't know, dude. I'm not him. All I know is this routine is two emails longer than what is in this video, with Joe asking Gemma to apologize and then her doing so, but for whatever reason he didn't do that part on this occasion.
@@beethreefour no I'm trying to explain that if he was physically present shrong his own routine then he couldn't possibly have missed out on any of the parts of it. I'm asking you to explain your logic how you think he could have missed out on parts of a show he performed.
Joe gets a lot of mileage out of these scammers. He's carved out a little niche for himself, one where it goes (almost) unremarked that he's wearing a glitter jacket and nail polish.
And then he had Sewing Bee to let his fashion choices rip. That's how you do it. He's irreplaceable on Sewing Bee. They try to move in to C$ with who? Noel Fielding? Alan Carr? Do me a favour.
Even with the exchange rate, getting a house for 250k that needs a lot of work is soooo much better than what you can get in New Zealand.
Wow, really? In my part of the US, I was looking at a 300sqm house, 3 floors plus a fully finished basement, for about $180K. It was on about 1 acre/0.4 hectares and in a city. All amenities, access to fast internet, and multiple grocery stores within 5 minutes of driving distance.
They use sterling in London.
you can blame the Chinese for that, not even kidding it's the same in Aus
@@sirtrollalot7762 eugh not true. Racist idiot
Turning into Eddie Lizzard ,slowly.
How so?
Hardly! Joe is very much his own man.
What a stupid comment.
The title was a bit misleading, but the content was good.
I like the guy who's attended a McIntyre show, has come prepared with headphones.
Lmfao lol lol
"Prop comic"
Camp comedy. 50/50
Haha
I like joe but don’t slag off Aldi, I couldn’t live without my kettle cosy and 567 bit screwdriver set
🤣🤣🤣
One thing you should do before you buy property is to make sure you have all your money in a safe place instead of shredding £10000
surely rich enough to buy a house in london
Channel 4 don't pay big salaries compared to BBC, who of course have millions of public money to use
Trying to remember the last time I laughed as much as this!
...though, I think it may have been last Feburary when I had cracked ribs and couldn't laugh at all.
Proof that humour is subjective. Because I appear to be in the minority.
I have to give the bloke credit. An entire career in comedy and not a joke in sight.
I have a condo
As a Londoner, I’d like to inform peeps that *buying* and renting are different, a lot of peeps I know tend to rent because it’s a lot cheaper (still quite a lot), even people with quite a lot of money (like 2500 just for rent) still tend to rent because if you buy a house for that much it’s probably quite bad.
Edit: buying is usually *a lot* more expensive, like you can rent a house for about 2500 a month (still quite a lot just for a house) which if you bought it it could go to over a million depending where it is in London (different parts of London means different prices)
Edit 2: by ‘buying is more expensive’ I mean upfront most people don’t have the money for a house, after a while renting will cost more, however not everyone can afford to buy and so though renting in the long term costs more, it is seen as the more achievable option. A bit like clothes in a way, most people will only be able to afford low quality that only lasts a year or so as opposed to higher-longer lasting quality because its easier to buy a bad coat that’ll make it through the winter than it is to make an upfront payment
Thanks for that, as a northerner I didn't realise buying and renting were different things... Cheers 👍🏼
@@John...44... no problem mate :)
Renting is like burning money…
@@John...44... 😂😂😂😂
@@deanlowdon8381 So is buying if the house price falls and you end up in negative equity. As many people do. Better to rent.
Weight? Reading from texts more immediate.
Anyone else think he sounds like some kind of posh cross between Christopher Eccleston and Ian Hart?
London house prices will fall for the next 20 years, while house prices in the North of England will rise. This has been shown in numerous studies.
I advise everybody with property in London to sell up ASAP and invest in the north.
Link to the studies? Any particular reason they'll fall when they've only gone up the last 30 or more years?
Why is this worded like a scam 😂
You don't know what ur talking about bro
Lolololololol anyone with enough money to own a second house in London is not going to be daft enough to listen to you mate 🤣
Are you drunk?
Does Joe ever go into detail with what happens/what he does with these scammers - e.g. are they passed onto the police? Does anything satisfying ever happen?
Or is it mostly made up for comedic purposes?
Sein Deutsch war los...
always liked him until I saw him on daytime TV virtue signalling about wasting plastics and he stormed off set after the host brought up a photo of him on Instagram using a plastic drinks cup
just looked it up... and it was all set up. I guess you can like him back again.
@@jam6636 yeah they set him up and he didn't like it so he stormed off like a snowflake baby. should be cancelled if he doesn't believe in FreeSpeech like all these liberal woke agenda cucks
Ok, this is way too similar to the James Vietch Hong Kong video.
only this is funny
@@OccyDaBoss lol
I don't even think he's that funny if I'm being honest.
Oh.
Everyone is entitled to be wrong.
@@VLXVNDR except you cant really be wrong on something subjective
@@mawdeeps7691 correct 😉
He isn't funny at all.
Joe telling other people's jokes over and over again
other people's?
@@bizarreisthenewblack andere mensen dan. Zo beter of ken je geen Nederlands?
@@dutchsilver7661 i'm sure i don't know what you mean, haha
You do understand they aren’t other people’s interactions, he makes them all up for a laugh... that’s his angle.
Lijkt idd verdacht veel op James Veitch z'n TED talk.
The BBC have moved a lot of their programmes up to Salford. That is so fucking uninspiring .They want to move the Opera to Manchester. Count the death bells.
Brilliant!