Joe Lycett - Winners Don't Eat At Subway
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- Опубликовано: 10 окт 2019
- #JoeLycett on his manly personal trainer Clive, being a retail store nightmare, and meeting the most frustrating Subway employee.
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Joe Lycett is the best at calmly describing how he methodically pisses people off. More please!
not as good as louis ck
Joe is the best
@@SurfMastery-kz6je Two completely different styles..?!
One woman absolutely loving it, everyone else confused.
Malky24 probably a British women 😂
His mum.
Malky24 everyone else has heard him say the joke before
Becky definitely British you can hear the cockney in her laugh
You can see her in a few frames, its 2 women on the upper tier
One of best joke writers in the world: He's very muscular, he can lift a car, "Cars move themselfves, you wasted your life" XDDDD
In the world??? Have you not heard of the kings of comedy?
@@The_upstarts no, i haven't
People saying the audience isn’t laughing - They are! It’s just they didn’t mic the audience up. That’s because it’s not a TV show recorded with the sound setup. The noise of the audience is probably recorded through Joe’s mic, which means it probably only picks up stray, loud laughs from the front row. If you look at their faces they’re all smiling and laughing!
It looks like they also have stage mics which is meant for the performers but that’s probably how they got so many stray laughs, seeing as how a single mic wouldn’t pick all that up lol
I like how he changed GCSEs to exams and Gregg's sausage roll to British sausage roll for the Canadian audience 😂
This was in Canada.
@@chanceencounter176 well Canada is in North America isn't it
Well I guess you're right lol
@@chanceencounter176 haha sorry I'll change it
I would like it if Americans would remove American references for British audiences, but it seldom happens that way round, does it.
This looks a lot like comedian HUGO BOSS
dracmus4711 think you mean the comedian formally known as Hugo boss
XD
@@maxrobinson4835 Did Hugo Boss change his name to Joe Lycett?
Trey Atkins yeah
he changed it back
"Cars move themselves, you've wasted your life." - Pure excellence.
Bisexual means ‘you’re all at risk’ cracked me that 😂
Hearing him roast his trainer is the best thing ever lmao
Cars move themselves , you be wasted you're life!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The phrase "pissing flakes everywhere" will never fail to make me laugh
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Lol ii
"MOST OF THE PEOPLE IN THERE CAN'T WIN CUSTODY OF THEIR OWN KIDS" I'm dying. LMFAO
Not Chinese but willing to try.
Haha me :)
Mia Smith fetishising Chinese people is not only unacceptable but borders on racist. You really need to re-evaluate your comment and educate yourself on these issues. I don’t want you to feel attacked but I think it’s important you know this.
Many thanks
Finn x
@Mia Smith well why don’t you try it for awhile ?
Chi-curious
@@fintanbeirne7261 dude, that was just a pathetic comment. Get a life.
He looked so good here!! Can't believe he was 25, he's such an old soul...an old lady's soul 😂
'Any gays in here?' *silence*
"has anyone heard of gays?" 😂
I heard one meek whoo lol sure that dude was like shit dont look at me
JFL is in Montreal. They definitely have heard of gays.
They don't want to get beaten up outside 😁
Would have been great if everyone yelled when he said anyone killed any gays
Hugo Boss is so young in this, such a small Hugo Boss
It took me way too long to get this joke.
he changed his name back
Does that make him a mini-Boss?
Yes. I recently cameout to my mom as Chinese.
PrimalTheEmperor (primal9000) always knew you loved noodles
Sounds rough... when I came out as Australian I was shunned for weeks. How did it go for you?
The problem is that you feel an urge to do the same thing again about half an hour later.
He stands like Roger from American dad.
Zip it Franny!
WTH..you're right..now I can't unsee that!
Yes!!!!
No no. He IS roger from America dad. Just a little straighter.
WOW ITS TRUE
Sounds so unnatural how he changes “Greggs sausage roll” to “British sausage roll”
To a non-UK ear, that sounds sexual. I can see why he changed it.
If you think that sounds sexual, Greggs’ version of cronuts were launched as “Greggnuts” 😂😂😂
@@davetrivers6495 Rather than that, i think he changed it because outside of the UK, not many people know Greggs is the name of a pastry shop
How the hell is ‘Greggs’ a sexual word, sounds like the name of a violent crime 😂
Dave Trivers Are you mental? It’s obviously because an American audience wouldn’t know what Greggs is.
1:56 that girl at the top is the best one of all the audience.
I saw him do the Subway joke on another occasion and there was an extra punchline that was omitted here: that afterwards, upon learning from the receipt he’d not got the discount, he returned to complain and the girl said the M & M cookie wasn’t eligible for the deal.
One if my three favorites. (Along with Jim Gaffigan and John Mulaney).
the guy is fantastic. i'll go search more videos of him.
Also search "Joe Lycett's Got Your Back".
Listen to his audiobook
Check out his parking fine story!
He needs to do more stand up!!I like him so much 😂
Yes, totally agree!
Jessica J this guys a national treasure in British comedy don’t worry he’s done plenty and is pretty famous. One of my favourite comedians.
@@lairy__fights7854 I mean stand up
@@jessicaj8564 yes stand up he's done lots
@@piyam5948 I've tried to find videos, however theres just a couple on youtube. Where are the "loads" of his vids uploaded then?
Joe has apparently made it his life's work to always come out on top. You have to respect the man's perfect win-at-life streak.
I can hear Arthur from Joker laughing in this video
"You've wasted my time here, so I left with the cookie."
"Like a boomerang with psoriasis" 😂
I work at a subway and I've had the cookie thing happened to me! XD we cant give out the meal deals if the customer doesn't take the cookie or the crisps so I tell them to give it to someone and they just give it to me after loll
He could possibly be the best Katharine Hepburn impersonator ever.
I suppose by your icon that we’re all at risk
Gosh I'm in love with him
Clive had no idea what he was taking on 😁
I always wondered what Julian Clearly’s son would be like
The way people were laughing reminded me of four weddings and a funeral 😂😂
Joe Lycett is so hilarious
TheOdd1sOut: Am I a joke to you?
Harry Bellaby winners eat Sooubway
This guy is great, can't wait to see more.
I’m reading PARSNIPS, BUTTERED and he is so witty!
I've read it too, it's amazing!!
The audiobook is great. Hearing his inflection on the jokes it excellent.
He kills me everytime.
I get a subway every Friday evening on my way from uni to work it’s literally SUCH a big treat for my week lol
"Brap brap and all that"
I ordered a salad and a water because I’m a gangsta! 😂
Boomerang with psoriasis 🤣🤣🤣
The subway bit absolutely true, the only time I remember eating there it was around 4 or 5 am and I was wearing a full joker outfit sitting with my friends Batman a cowboy and an evil priest, we were coming back from a Halloween party but I’m sure we looked crazy, makeup all messed up and still a bit pissed, eating like it was the best sandwich ever made
1:58 I am going to get that laugh in my nightmares
A guy in the background at 1:23 looks like Evan Edinger 🤔
Joe is an amazing comedian! I love his work!
Joe or should I say Hugo lol is hilarious 😄
I wonder what my life would be if stand up comedy never existed 😂😂😂 omg these guys are creative and funny. Binge watching these videos out here
Bee keeper outfit joke gold!
Heard that cookie joke hundreds of times and it still makes me laugh out loud 😂
This is easily one of my favs by Lycett
@4:17 there is a shadowy ghost figure floated by the back of the wall!! Can’t be human.
The story about the cookie is hilarious 😂
Honestly think the comedy is lost with American crowds
Shiv it’s not lost on them. It’s just that, if it doesn’t have a laugh track like Big Bang Theory and the other garbage sitcoms churned out by the US, they don’t know how to react... The exception is that they’ll laugh like crazy at bad stand-up (Louis CK anyone?) but only on the condition that they laugh at the wrong moments...
@@maddoctor99 Mmmm yes more generalizations please.
Probably don't even know what a sausage roll is over there... I've tried to get them out there each time I've gone and never found one
This is a Canadian audience. Technically still North American but probably not what you meant.
@@rjploops same thing
awesome, great delivery!
Joel is A Scream . : ) Love him. Cracks me up. I always think about his encounter with SWEATY SHARON.
I was laughing so hard I was crying and had to put my book down 🤣
I actually love him so much
It's more funny because I KNOW these stories are true. Most comedians tell comical stories, but Joe Lycett lives these moments and we've all seen it :)
Joe / Hugo, you're brilliant!
RUclips literally played a Subway ad before this video 😅
He’s gold
It actually pissed me off how much the audience didn't actually laugh, Joe is so much funnier then these twats make him as
did we watch the same video?? people were laughing really hard, especially for an american crowd
They just needed to turn up the audience microphones.
The one lady in the back was going and going...
Are you actually Maltese ?
Because it ain't funny, only thing that was funny was when he said I'm bisexual so all of you are at risk and that cookie part, the rest is trash because he's just being an asshole
Funny, just what I needed today.
He's like a blonde Buster Bluth from Arrested Development
Oh my god, I can't unsee it now!!!
He's a Milford man!
He's just amazing
I love Joe man he is class
I love Joe Lycett so much. I would happily marry him I he would have me! lol
cant you tell hes not into that kind of thing?
Will Anthony oh, I know that. It’s just a comment.
@@WillandTony so he's not bi? why would he lie? or is there a joke I'm not getting?
I'd probably marry him too, would love to meet him, he could teach me how to not give a shit but still be lovable :D
@@bdufka comedians lie all the time. He probably is bi, but lets be honest hes not likely to be the marrying type.
I'd reccomend chilling out on fauning over comedians. Ive met quite a few and most are complete basket cases. Just like hollywood actors, they put up a good facade, but they're usaully horrible
Will Anthony take your own advice, but just full stop at “I’d recommend chilling out”
Lol I was just offered a cookie by some dude outside smoking yesterday lmao
It was chocolate chip. It was great.
I love him on the "Big Fat Quiz" series, QI, AND Taskmaster.
It's Hugo boss now!
Hahaha. Left with the cookie. Classic. 🤣🔥
Great crowd, Joe....
Bladder incontinence it's a possible side effect when watching Joe Lycett!
Be sitting on the toilet like me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Was glad to see an earlier version of the cookie bit
JUST LOVE YOU JOE. GREAT HUMOUR MOST BASED ON GREAT TRUTHS. BRILLIANT AND VERY CLEVER. LEEDS UK😂👍😊👌❤️
I love the woman laughing at 1:59
His hands are in a Mr Burns position😂🤣 that got me so mesmerised....
I think you are going to get me through social isolation. But I'll have to ration you. It's great to laugh out loud!
Brilliant
6:41 i died of laughing !
I only see Hugo Boss here
They didn't get his humour like we would in Ireland and the UK, ah well
I'm Canadian and I did. Audience was lame. I love this guy! Always makes me laugh!
I always knew I loved noodles 🍜😂
old jokes but gold!
I love that one woman up in the balcony 😂
Oh man, very funny. Guy had me chuckling through out. This channel needs more funny people.
He like if roger the alien was a british human.
I love his stories. I do hope they are all true just as I hope James Acaster's stories are true and Bob Mortimer's.
I thought he doesnt give it to her cos the cookie she liked wasnt part of the offer
Yea, that is the version I remembered as well...he def changed it for this event.
Lol. I’m actually fascinated by attitude towards subway.
This was taped like 6 years ago.
Ivy Ruonakoski and? .....Elvis films were made years ago but people still enjoy those
"I'm 25"
Joe, you're 31...
Time is a crazy thing
I have such a crush on him
consult me only on bake
What? Who is this guy? I love him!!
Imagine being that oblivious to someone flirting with you.
That sheet he pulls out at beginning is printed from a scroll
I fucking love Joe
‘Are you being served’ time warp.