Stand-up comedy: Aisling Bea. Not viewable in UK/Ireland. Apr 2015

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  • *Contains strong language. *Not viewable in UK/Ireland.
    Comedy from Aisling Bea. Apr 2015
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  • @arreza3080
    @arreza3080 4 года назад +4924

    my favorite line
    "I don't even listen to sad music in case i'll be moved"

    • @felixking6634
      @felixking6634 4 года назад +127

      My favorite line.
      "I tried to do this gig sitting down but they couldn't legally classify it as stand up."

    • @Sylvia_Holler
      @Sylvia_Holler 4 года назад +31

      I never felt so understood in my entire life.

    • @stephenmiller7388
      @stephenmiller7388 4 года назад +14

      @@Sylvia_Holler can,t be arsed

    • @harryturner8701
      @harryturner8701 2 года назад +19

      jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends

    • @sethmyers5666
      @sethmyers5666 2 года назад +4

      Mine as well, I feel that line was really underrated.

  • @student702
    @student702 4 года назад +3575

    "Standing innocently over a dead body in a field..."

    • @infiniLor
      @infiniLor 4 года назад +8

      😂😂😂

    • @wrenbunce5454
      @wrenbunce5454 4 года назад +67

      in ireland it just be like that sometimes

    • @jonathansports1036
      @jonathansports1036 4 года назад +21

      As you do...

    • @kieranh2005
      @kieranh2005 4 года назад +17

      Irish humour. Legendary.

    • @suzitee8225
      @suzitee8225 4 года назад +1

      30.10.20 So, repeating what someone’s just said, gets 947 likes? 😐😧

  • @Hubbledriver
    @Hubbledriver 3 года назад +615

    " Two perverts spanking a Ghost ", Is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
    Golden.

  • @ahaley3292
    @ahaley3292 3 года назад +746

    "I even tried to do this gig sitting down, but they said they couldn't legally classify it as stand-up. Hey Yoooo!" She's a riot.

    • @markdoubleu3807
      @markdoubleu3807 2 года назад +8

      I came across this comment right as she was saying the line, and that was just a fantastic moment.
      Thank you!

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 2 года назад +3

      I once went to see a comedian perform. They never showed up.
      Well, what did you expect from a 'stand-up' !
      Other than to be stood up !

    • @patrickdoyle9369
      @patrickdoyle9369 2 года назад

      She's more prettier than funny, guess you'd be better as a model. But what she is wearing leaves a LOT TO BE DERSIRED, and suits he in no way. It does her no favours what so ever. I don't know about the fact you can not be arsed to do any exercise, seems to me, it looks like you cannot be arsed to put effort into you dress sense. About as funny as an infected verruca

    • @tim40gabby25
      @tim40gabby25 2 года назад

      Dave Allen was there before her...

    • @v2o3
      @v2o3 2 года назад

      I want to do stand up lying down. Kind of like a psychotherapy thing. Unfortunately I am not very funny.

  • @kronksstronkstonks6360
    @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 года назад +3981

    I've never seen someone manage to be both cool as hell and dorky af at the same damn time. She's awesome tho.

    • @baldwinwallace4926
      @baldwinwallace4926 4 года назад +3

      Wow -- you must be desperate for any kind of entertainment ... as she sucks.

    • @kronksstronkstonks6360
      @kronksstronkstonks6360 4 года назад +190

      @@baldwinwallace4926 wow -- you must be desperate for validation, because humour is subjective and nobody asked you, mate.

    • @rokuthedog
      @rokuthedog 4 года назад +71

      @@baldwinwallace4926 post your best 10 minutes of standup

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 3 года назад +7

      @Masticatious woah there buddy. Dont be mean to the mean comment 🙄 We must remember that that is not a person, but a digital representation of what they were before.

    • @arnie0199
      @arnie0199 3 года назад +3

      Yeah i dont know what im talking about
      It all came to me in a vision ya know?

  • @wallyrupert
    @wallyrupert 5 лет назад +9467

    Interesting way of getting more views; Say it's "Not viewable in UK/Ireland" and instantly every curious bastard (like me) in UK/Ireland tries it out!

    • @FazMarkar
      @FazMarkar 5 лет назад +30

      Probably not for sale in UK/Ireland

    • @cezza6474
      @cezza6474 5 лет назад +21

      Didn’t notice it until I started watching the vid 😂

    • @cass276
      @cass276 5 лет назад +39

      Yeah!....it's telling the kids you MUST NOT.........and whats the first thing they do?....yeah!

    • @McLeanAmy
      @McLeanAmy 5 лет назад +14

      Yes, exactly the same!

    • @silenttalker829
      @silenttalker829 5 лет назад +13

      wallyrupert It’s good to see I’m not the only one

  • @lizziedoll321
    @lizziedoll321 3 года назад +1077

    "I can't em.. I can't eh.. BE ARSED!" Cracks me up everytime 😂

    • @mikebarnard7957
      @mikebarnard7957 3 года назад +11

      Aisling is a STAR.

    • @michaelmartinez459
      @michaelmartinez459 3 года назад +11

      What did that mean?
      Sorry I'm American.

    • @daniela.cedillo-vargas
      @daniela.cedillo-vargas 3 года назад +29

      @@michaelmartinez459 like "I can't be bothered" but funny

    • @izzyfox7575
      @izzyfox7575 3 года назад +9

      I watch this clip every 6 months or so, just for that bit! 😆

    • @lizziedoll321
      @lizziedoll321 3 года назад +4

      @@izzyfox7575 I know!!! Me too 😂😂

  • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
    @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 года назад +1364

    Apollo: Áislíng, how long's your set?
    Áislíng: 30 minutes.
    Apollo: We only have 10 minutes available.
    Áislíng: Hold my beer!

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 года назад +26

      There are no fadas in Aisling btw

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 года назад +17

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hi Ciarán, thanks for the feedback. Glad to hear that! The Catholic church in Ireland has a lot to answer for so I'm relieved no skanky priest managed to taint our beloved Aisling.

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 года назад +5

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k i- what?

    • @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524
      @ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 3 года назад +2

      @@5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k I mean true but that was from nowhere. Had me like 😳

    • @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k
      @5p3ckyf0ur3y3d833k 3 года назад +9

      @@ciaranbyrnedempsey2524 Hey bro, you brought it up. I distinctly remember you saying no "Fathers in Aisling"... Maybe I misheard your accent.
      Yep...
      Comedy is not my strong point!
      Hahaha

  • @zinganeatsr4011
    @zinganeatsr4011 4 года назад +4758

    I’ve never seen someone go 10 minutes without breathing before

  • @sadman7753
    @sadman7753 4 года назад +4275

    "jesus mary and joseph and all of his carpenter friends"

    • @geraldomelo8371
      @geraldomelo8371 4 года назад +25

      Sam Stealar I died at that part 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sadman7753
      @sadman7753 4 года назад +12

      @@geraldomelo8371 we all did😂😂

    • @aaronl22
      @aaronl22 4 года назад +2

      Sam Stealar +

    • @thewanderer3110
      @thewanderer3110 4 года назад +14

      Yes, we all watched the vid too..

    • @Vinwelder
      @Vinwelder 4 года назад +4

      @Jim Nickles I think I would like it but a fat-bob and superglide are two different bikes. Maybe the father on a fat-bob, the son on a superglide, and the holy spirit on a Fatboy (in spirit that is) ?🤣 Definitely doesn't sound as good though for sure...

  • @davidbosquette4798
    @davidbosquette4798 Год назад +90

    Trust me as someone who grew up in the Irish Countryside, that story about talking to the passing traffic hits hard.

  • @jimmyendacott8663
    @jimmyendacott8663 3 года назад +518

    Some people are just naturally funny. Doesn't matter what they say, you just laugh. Aisling is one of those people.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 3 года назад +7

      No she isn't.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 2 года назад +17

      @@peterlombard2292 131 vs 3 so far.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 2 года назад +4

      @@mrbejam "131 vs 3 so far" And your point is what exactly? That 131 people like her? I know more people who think Aisling Bee is over-rated and just not funny than actually like her or would pay to see her show.

    • @mrbejam
      @mrbejam 2 года назад +12

      @@peterlombard2292 it was a joke. Get a sense of humour.

    • @peterlombard2292
      @peterlombard2292 2 года назад +3

      @@mrbejam Well it was neither a funny nor obvious one. What you call "a joke", many will see as little more than snide barb and carping. Before condescendingly telling others what they should do, you may wish to consider the possibility that the problem lies closer to home with an inability or arrgoant refusal to appreciate that much can be lost in text exchanges? Aisling Bea, humourous at best or over-rated, tired, predicatble and clichéd at worst. Pretty much all comedians have their respective followers and supporters, however, that almost 3k are motivated to dislike the vid' suggest something is wrong with what she is doing.

  • @arthurelliott8171
    @arthurelliott8171 5 лет назад +4298

    I give kudos. Her fast speech means she has to write a significant bit more comedy than other comedians to fill the same time frame. I'm guestimating about 40% more. At least.

    • @arthurelliott8171
      @arthurelliott8171 5 лет назад +27

      @Berlin Mark Mitch was the funniest. I think he talked so slow because his audience took so long to get his jokes. King of the one liners, for sure!

    • @tobiassauer2971
      @tobiassauer2971 4 года назад +21

      Guestimating, love that word.

    • @natecar1
      @natecar1 4 года назад +41

      Can speak from experience it's just from being Irish

    • @bodbn
      @bodbn 4 года назад +1

      She still sucks

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 4 года назад +2

      Arthur Elliott
      Haha! good point

  • @impatief1096
    @impatief1096 4 года назад +710

    Asked for directions in Ireland, what I got was: if I was trying to get to there I wouldn't be starting from here

    • @rogerphilabaum4563
      @rogerphilabaum4563 4 года назад +4

      Funny Farm

    • @GuadalupePicasso
      @GuadalupePicasso 4 года назад +151

      Impatief I’ve had it saved in my phone’s notes for 5 years now, but I’ll never forget the one time that I asked a friend in Central Ireland for her address, so that I could catch a taxi. She said, “Where I live, there are no addresses”, as she typed in “go three miles past the village, past the three houses on the left, and I’m then the first one past the stone fence, with the green door. If you reach the cemetery, you’ve gone too far.”
      I got there super late, when she and her family were already in bed, so she said that she’d leave the aforementioned green door unlocked for me. Given the nature of the directions, I was beyond relieved to see them in the morning, knowing that I had indeed slept on the correct couch.

    • @philipdunne3047
      @philipdunne3047 4 года назад +50

      Take the 2nd left after were the church used to be :)

    • @annedunne4526
      @annedunne4526 4 года назад +35

      People still give these mad directions here. We were looking for the nursing home where our grandmother was and we were told to go to where the old hospital USED to be and turn left.

    • @rtsharlotte
      @rtsharlotte 4 года назад +11

      @@GuadalupePicasso This is very true. I live in Ireland and the road outside my house doesn't even have a number and even those that do it's useless quoting them because most Irish don't use them. My house just has a name and I'm the same when drivers ask me for directions. Lol

  • @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists
    @BeautifuLakesStreamsBiologists 2 года назад +311

    Aisling, thank you for fitting a 22 minute monologue into 11. I am so happy I have a bonus 11 minutes in my life. If I keep watching you, I might live forever!

  • @rnedlo9909
    @rnedlo9909 3 года назад +69

    English in the hands of the Irish is like a Stradivarius violin in the hands of a master

    • @celticdodge5282
      @celticdodge5282 3 года назад +5

      Lol, thanks bro much appreciated 👍🍀😂.

    • @marklammas2465
      @marklammas2465 3 года назад +5

      English in the hands of the Irish... Some of the best English literature ever written.

    • @mikesrandomchannel
      @mikesrandomchannel 2 года назад +3

      That is one beautiful comment.

    • @YuriyNasretdinov
      @YuriyNasretdinov 2 года назад

      ...in the hands of a pianist :)

    • @raytracer2651
      @raytracer2651 2 года назад +1

      A well known fact because our own language is so poetic.

  • @nlknok77
    @nlknok77 5 лет назад +1391

    "You're standing innocently over a dead body in the countryside. " lol

    • @Rog5446
      @Rog5446 5 лет назад +8

      Yes, she was a police officer attending a crime.

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 4 года назад +4

      And those damn birds going BCAW BCAW

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 4 года назад +2

      She didnt say it was a _human_ body.

  • @leriadantius8732
    @leriadantius8732 4 года назад +1189

    I love her voice and her intonations. Sometimes it sounds like she is singing !

    • @monsterbash9758
      @monsterbash9758 4 года назад +24

      Irish accents are basically my kink.

    • @fergalhughes165
      @fergalhughes165 4 года назад +5

      @@monsterbash9758 That's sick!

    • @HasanJaffrey
      @HasanJaffrey 4 года назад +6

      She actually is a good singer!

    • @thenextshenanigantownandth4393
      @thenextshenanigantownandth4393 4 года назад +11

      @@monsterbash9758 Her accent is a little Englishized look up Jessie buckely to hear a more true accent. Much stronger nasal sound lol Also we had alot of BBC back in Ireland so it influenced it. Her accent is super posh. There is no one Irish accent mind you there is a accent every few miles.

    • @fivehundredlux
      @fivehundredlux 4 года назад +3

      I am the 500th like just gonna leave that there

  • @L3SSTH4NL33T
    @L3SSTH4NL33T 3 месяца назад +6

    I think it might be physically impossible to dislike Aisling Bea

  • @sajidmohammed19
    @sajidmohammed19 3 года назад +111

    Pure genius!! So naturally talented, this is how comedy stand ups need to be!! Her story telling and comic timing is on point!!

    • @ghomerhust
      @ghomerhust 10 месяцев назад +3

      even on the panel shows she's on, she's absolutely fantastic. her improv skills are second to none

  • @flickdude3
    @flickdude3 4 года назад +978

    Who's here after watching Netflix's Living With Yourself? She's brilliant!

    • @cartoonjunkie7411
      @cartoonjunkie7411 4 года назад +3

      me, though I have seen her in other things like "Very British Problems"

    • @tahliaevans5444
      @tahliaevans5444 4 года назад

      YES!!

    • @lorgabluc
      @lorgabluc 4 года назад +6

      I am discovering this brillant artist ! Thanks to Netflix

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 4 года назад +4

      i knew her before living with yourself and i was so happy to see her in it!

    • @deegee6184
      @deegee6184 4 года назад

      Haha... Got me...

  • @dagliocchibui
    @dagliocchibui 5 лет назад +916

    When you're Italian and you manage to understand 90% of it *satisfaction*

    • @jancovanderwesthuizen8070
      @jancovanderwesthuizen8070 5 лет назад +23

      Molto bene!!

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 лет назад +2

      Yesss

    • @tay8681
      @tay8681 5 лет назад +28

      Yeah im italian and everyone talks loud and fast with lots of hand motions so this is nothing lol

    • @flankspeed
      @flankspeed 5 лет назад +4

      Inglese avanzata ;0)

    • @georginafothergill3905
      @georginafothergill3905 5 лет назад +10

      That's impressive cos I'm English and I sometimes struggle with the Irish accent 😂

  • @dkamouflage
    @dkamouflage 3 года назад +63

    "You're all gonna have to jump on the Venga Bus of Enthusiasm and beep the horn with this one."
    My new favorite Beaism.

  • @nirbhikasachdev3373
    @nirbhikasachdev3373 3 года назад +134

    A very relevant time to be talking about Kanye and his confidence.

  • @jacoboleary9076
    @jacoboleary9076 4 года назад +1846

    Why is her "baby in the toilet" voice exactly Orla's mom from Derry Girls

    • @mikaeltruelove
      @mikaeltruelove 4 года назад +84

      Aunt Sarah is my spirit animal

    • @jacoboleary9076
      @jacoboleary9076 4 года назад +32

      @@mikaeltruelove Sister Michael here

    • @mokkabeanful
      @mokkabeanful 4 года назад +20

      Michelle is who I want to grow up to be

    • @LaRa-mo5zb
      @LaRa-mo5zb 4 года назад +5

      I thought the same 😂😂😂

    • @anchyi1202
      @anchyi1202 4 года назад +1

      Practice

  • @SteveCowlishaw
    @SteveCowlishaw 4 года назад +450

    Aisling: "I talk too fast"
    *speed is on 1.5*
    Me: "lies!"

  • @roder51
    @roder51 5 месяцев назад +5

    One of the best Comediennes I've seen in a really long time.

  • @lblincoe2094
    @lblincoe2094 2 года назад +72

    I personally love that she speaks fast! I've gotten into a terrible, impatience-driven habit of watching all videos at 1.5-2x speed because they just drag to me otherwise and this was probably the first video I've been able to watch at standard speed and not feel agonizingly fidgety! In fact, at increased speed I couldn't understand a word she was saying! lol So carry on talking at break neck speed, some of us appreciate it!

    • @kevingramling5443
      @kevingramling5443 2 года назад

      Thats called bipolar

    • @lillianfortuin2983
      @lillianfortuin2983 Год назад +2

      I do exactly the same 😂

    • @lblincoe2094
      @lblincoe2094 Год назад +8

      @@kevingramling5443 That word, I do not think it means what you think it means. 😆

    • @squishedpimp
      @squishedpimp Год назад +3

      @@kevingramling5443 As a card carrying member of the Society of the Two-Poled I can assure you it is not. We're too busy seeing what it would sound like if you played literally every youtube video at once because it would unlock some secret realm of hitherto unknowable existence or, you know, we're catatonically depressed. Or the middling inbetween state which, in a coincidence I'm sure you'll agree is quite extraordinary, I refer to as the Kevin Gramling experience.

    • @sheezle3
      @sheezle3 Год назад +2

      @@kevingramling5443 Sounds more like ADHD. Especially the fidgety part

  • @vashonwilliams778
    @vashonwilliams778 4 года назад +314

    “I don’t even listen to sad music in case I’ll be moved”

  • @anna-gf2uw
    @anna-gf2uw 5 лет назад +435

    "Jesus lads, it's a long long way to Tipperary. I don't think we could make it there, I don't think we could make it anywhere." 😂😂😂

    • @TheSiobhan12
      @TheSiobhan12 5 лет назад +6

      LOL I was dying!!!!😂😂

    • @royaleadrianamv379
      @royaleadrianamv379 4 года назад +8

      And you read it with an accent

    • @Galahad54
      @Galahad54 3 года назад +2

      When I was a child, I wondered what a rarie was, and why folks were so eager to tip one.

  • @TheAbydos76
    @TheAbydos76 2 года назад +32

    Anyone able to get laughs in front of an audience these days deserves a measure of appreciation. Well done!

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 3 года назад +28

    Every now and then I have to come back and watch this entire set from beginning to end .... classic, iconic Aisling ....

  • @Shortcutguitlssns
    @Shortcutguitlssns 5 лет назад +1039

    I could listen to her talk all day long...even if she read the phone book.

    • @desertsail912
      @desertsail912 5 лет назад +79

      It would take her about a minute and a half.

    • @dgphi
      @dgphi 5 лет назад +31

      What is this "phone book" you speak of?

    • @Greg042869
      @Greg042869 5 лет назад +1

      True, but I don't expect to laugh.

    • @Gnarlf
      @Gnarlf 5 лет назад +8

      wouldn't take her all day. Probably the reason why they want to devolop faster phones. But seriously. She is highly entertaining

    • @tejasnayak
      @tejasnayak 5 лет назад +13

      Me too... Her voice & accent is intoxication

  • @cian634
    @cian634 5 лет назад +319

    2:27 as an Irish person brought up in the middle of absolute nowhere. Honestlysame 😂

    • @Blackwolfufk
      @Blackwolfufk 5 лет назад +12

      Sounds like the Northeast of Wisconsin as well lol.

    • @anxiety_ridden_teen3249
      @anxiety_ridden_teen3249 4 года назад +3

      Yeah same here

    • @marias7599
      @marias7599 4 года назад +2

      Blackwolfufk
      Haha been there

    • @johntaylor8463
      @johntaylor8463 4 года назад +2

      The middle of nowhere is the real somewhere.

    • @xxiloveitallxx
      @xxiloveitallxx 4 года назад +3

      Yep, same. Moved to a small city. Million times better. And no more bloody crows!

  • @funsterkeyven
    @funsterkeyven 2 года назад +24

    she is a complete natural comedian. what an amazing talent. I only just heard of her an hour ago and I was completely enthralled by her interview with Jonathan Ross.

  • @brandonburt128
    @brandonburt128 3 года назад +58

    Her impression of a man on Secret Eaters: "I don' t know why I can't lose any weight-all I do all day is eat less." Aisling Bea is a genius.

    • @jasonmurkin3364
      @jasonmurkin3364 2 года назад +30

      She actually said "...all I do is eat lettuce" 👍🏻

    • @markwhitman9542
      @markwhitman9542 Год назад +1

      The person is eating LETTUCE... and each time a GATEAU CAKE...

    • @higgme1ster
      @higgme1ster 8 месяцев назад

      @@markwhitman9542 In my seventy years I have never heard of a Gâteau. I never even knew that there is an Apollo Theater in London either.

    • @Widdekuu91
      @Widdekuu91 Месяц назад

      I thought she said ghetto... as in, a lot.

  • @martybhoy72
    @martybhoy72 5 лет назад +1934

    Not viewable in UK/Ireland? I've just watched it in the UK

  • @andrewgutmann9432
    @andrewgutmann9432 4 года назад +1077

    *Irish people:* The English have oppressed us for centuries. How can we get revenge?
    *Aisling, Caoimhe, Niamh, Sioban, and Saoirse:* I have an idea.

    • @SvenTviking
      @SvenTviking 4 года назад +47

      But during the dark ages, the Irish spent hundreds of years taking slaves from Wales and South West England. But they don’t like to mention that.

    • @dylan.r2157
      @dylan.r2157 4 года назад +83

      SvenTviking and Oliver Cromwell kled 10% of the population of Ireland and sold over 200,000 Irish people into slavery so...

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 года назад +20

      @@SvenTviking Good for them. Maybe the Welsh and the South West Englanders should have fought harder.

    • @KHBogWitch
      @KHBogWitch 4 года назад +24

      SvenTviking did you miss the joke bro?

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 4 года назад +66

      @@SvenTviking people from south Britain did the same, one of St Patrick's 2 surviving books is all about condemning a British king for being too aggressive in enslaving Irish people, since we are trying to tell little known facts why not point out that both coasts raided each other so their slaves would not be of their own. And since we are revealing hidden truths about slavery, why not talk about the fact that slavery in some form was widely accepted in most cultures at the time, why not talk about the fact that slavery in Gaelic Ireland stopped spontaneously by the 13th century. Why don't we also talk about how the Irish enslavement of the Welsh St Patrick and the resulting introduction of the Latin alphabet to Ireland resulted in the preservation and reproduction of countless Roman texts that would have been lost to time, Ireland being the only stable literate society in western Europe after Rome collapsed.

  • @steveblackbird5174
    @steveblackbird5174 3 года назад +40

    God, I love this woman, so hilariously funny, such a gorgeous soul... always makes me laugh. "I don't even listen to sad music in case I'll be moved" lol Brilliant!

  • @matthewshepherd3882
    @matthewshepherd3882 4 года назад +15

    "My disability is I can't be, I can't be, arsed! I can't be arsed, my disability effects me alot" absolute class

  • @voicesinmyhead7303
    @voicesinmyhead7303 5 лет назад +1002

    Funniest part to me... "Not viewable in UK/Ireland"... posted by No Limitation.......................

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 5 лет назад +9

      Lol, good call!

    • @PaulEcosse
      @PaulEcosse 5 лет назад +16

      Yep. Just watched it in Scotland. All hail the internet.

    • @timbuktu8069
      @timbuktu8069 5 лет назад +14

      Visions of a grey man in a trench coat carrying a floppy disc past the border guards.

    • @Phantasia.Official
      @Phantasia.Official 5 лет назад +4

      You didn't miss actually nothing, the humor was boring.

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 лет назад

      Voices InMyHead lol 😂

  • @carl48uk
    @carl48uk 5 лет назад +368

    Aisling Bea, Didn't have to swear at all to get a laugh.... What a refreshing change. I could listen to her golden accent all day long. What a star!!!

    • @treemustach
      @treemustach 5 лет назад +18

      Also one of the first women I have watched who actually tries their own bits and is relatable within its structure. This was funny, and im probably going to look out for her in the future because of it.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 года назад +14

      Implying every comedian who swears is a bad comedian...

    • @gumfireparalax1371
      @gumfireparalax1371 4 года назад +14

      @@johnroscoe2406 That isn't even close to what they implied. Just because something new or uncommon is a nice change of pace doesn't mean the entertainment style you're used to isn't still entertaining. You kinda put words in their mouth.

    • @johnroscoe2406
      @johnroscoe2406 4 года назад +4

      @@gumfireparalax1371 And by the same token aren't you just assuming? Who says your assumption is right and mine isn't? I will give you this: only he knows what he meant; neither you nor I can read his mind. Ok?

    • @timothyfloogle
      @timothyfloogle 3 года назад +4

      Check out drybar comedy. Clean and hilarious

  • @rosamosse293
    @rosamosse293 2 года назад +50

    She's SOOO good. Genuinely hilarious intelligent gorgeous Lady. 😂😂😂🙏

  • @biancachristie
    @biancachristie 3 года назад +11

    Omg-I had an Irish boyfriend for several years and this brings it all back. He was from “da deepest bog inside da deepest big in all of Kerry.” Goddamn she is funny, and this reminds me so much of him. He used to make me laugh so hard that I would literally shed tears

  • @WriterFergus
    @WriterFergus 4 года назад +118

    I have met Aisling (Edinburgh festival) and she is a thoroughly lovely person, not only funny.

    • @avidnongetit8710
      @avidnongetit8710 3 года назад +3

      Your a lucky fella

    • @zbr76
      @zbr76 3 года назад +6

      Snap! I met her after a gig in Hackney and she was SO lovely, charming and kind! One of my best memories.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 года назад +1

      Lucky you..!

    • @davidhaughton6830
      @davidhaughton6830 3 года назад

      S

  • @christianjalexander
    @christianjalexander 4 года назад +98

    "no one for MILES and MILES around" -- can't hear her say those words the same way after Living with Yourself.

  • @Hana9916
    @Hana9916 2 года назад +10

    "Go shove it up your floop, mother" is still the funniest thing anyone's ever said

  • @lemon1657
    @lemon1657 2 года назад +5

    The only thing better than the hilarious material is her brilliant delivery. Very talented. Love her.

  • @STEVENWHELAN1
    @STEVENWHELAN1 4 года назад +449

    Hey guys the reason shes speaking fast is because she's Irish , I'm Irish and even this is slow compared to me . We slow down for the sake of everyone else actually hahaha

    • @musicmad67
      @musicmad67 4 года назад +2

      Haha thanks!

    • @angelacummins
      @angelacummins 4 года назад +22

      So true! I'm Irish too, and from Tipperary. And I also thought she was actually speaking slowly, slowing down for people to understand. Been from Tipperary, we can talk way faster than this! Praise be

    • @makatron
      @makatron 4 года назад +7

      I'm Dominican that learned English out TV and movies and I understood her completely. Also here we speak so fast even I don't know what I say when I replay voice notes. 😂

    • @STEVENWHELAN1
      @STEVENWHELAN1 4 года назад +3

      @@makatron Yes, you understand her because she slows down, my point exactly!

    • @makatron
      @makatron 4 года назад +4

      @@STEVENWHELAN1 true, I've seen it I person and is like speaking in hyperdrive, same with us in Spanish speaking like we're always in a hurry

  • @ahsansiddiqui4263
    @ahsansiddiqui4263 5 лет назад +611

    jesus marie and joseph and all of his carpenter friends ! lol

    • @Rog5446
      @Rog5446 5 лет назад +8

      She forgot his fishermen friends!

  • @theshywolfie6655
    @theshywolfie6655 3 года назад +21

    "Americans just have confidence"
    me locked alone in my room because I'm too nervous to talk to the guests: " *CoNfiDeNcE* "

    • @basmalasaad3039
      @basmalasaad3039 3 года назад +2

      I can RELATE. I get so excited about a visit and get all dressed up yet the moment I hear a knock on the door, panic arises out of nowhere and I don't want anyone to know I'm there.

  • @samsmusichub
    @samsmusichub Год назад +7

    I just saw a Netflix series called "Living With Yourself" and it's really good and I KNEW I knew the girl in it from somewhere but couldn't place from where. So I looked her up and TURNS out I remembered her from a 1.5 hr game show I watched once 2 years ago called "The Big Fat Quiz of Everything". Aisling was so funny it made an impression on me. So I did some more searching and found this stand-up. I never knew she did stand-up and, she does it excellently! So what I know so far is that she's great at stand-up, great at improv, and great at acting. What can't she do? I'm a big fan now.

  • @oddicocidic
    @oddicocidic 5 лет назад +474

    A 2 two hour show in 11min. Not bad.

    • @tippycanoe823
      @tippycanoe823 5 лет назад +6

      Peter Henriksen underrated comment

    • @xxIluvyouguysxx
      @xxIluvyouguysxx 5 лет назад

      Peter Henriksen why did you click on it then? 🤨

    • @oddicocidic
      @oddicocidic 5 лет назад +20

      @@xxIluvyouguysxx if you can't take a joke why did you click on it?

    • @saralight2584
      @saralight2584 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @dannyboy1868
      @dannyboy1868 5 лет назад +4

      The speed she talks there’s 2 hrs worth

  • @jamielewis1737
    @jamielewis1737 5 лет назад +133

    Can't get over my annoyance of that bulb being broken in the 'o' 💡😭

    • @siriuslyorion2975
      @siriuslyorion2975 5 лет назад +27

      Well now I can't un-see that thanks prick

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад +1

      lol 😆

    • @clubkid3438
      @clubkid3438 4 года назад +1

      How can u be that guy and have the same name as me change it to Giles or something

    • @squarepeg9484
      @squarepeg9484 4 года назад

      I saw that immediately too!

    • @TallSilentGuy
      @TallSilentGuy 4 года назад +1

      Makes me want to go over there and smash every other bulb.

  • @quayevano
    @quayevano 6 месяцев назад +3

    Did she even breathe? Man that was fast and funny! I'm now a fan.

  • @helloyoungones1678
    @helloyoungones1678 3 года назад +8

    The more I watch this woman, the much sense I have whenever I go Irish (the accent plays up when I’m pissed)

  • @roguenrawwellness7682
    @roguenrawwellness7682 5 лет назад +84

    “Go shove it up your flupe, Mother” I was dying because I think the only person in the world I’d ever heard use that phrase was my mother hehehe. Oh man she would have loved Aisling hehe

  • @anthonywhelan5419
    @anthonywhelan5419 5 лет назад +205

    Love this girl. Wish there were more videos of her.

    • @zapkvr
      @zapkvr 5 лет назад +7

      Shes hilarious on QI

    • @hayatrouble18
      @hayatrouble18 4 года назад +1

      She's in the netflix show living with yourself

  • @sharkofjoy
    @sharkofjoy 2 года назад +3

    I'm so glad I subscribed to Aisling's channel and now I get clips recommended to me. Her comedy hits me right in the gut.

  • @nadiraz8520
    @nadiraz8520 3 года назад +8

    Lmao omg i just found clips of her and i love her alr 😭 i hope shed do stand up again someday, i love her delivery, the story line and just her energy in general

  • @ajinkyamehere5365
    @ajinkyamehere5365 5 лет назад +40

    I absolutely loved her accent. And, she was funny too. Would love to listen more of her comedy.

  • @shaunlowe5108
    @shaunlowe5108 4 года назад +465

    I had no idea she was a comedian. I thought she was an actress. But she's hilarious though

    • @82Echo411
      @82Echo411 4 года назад +10

      She has been in a few series. Check IMDB.

    • @SheSaidWalkOnOver
      @SheSaidWalkOnOver 4 года назад +14

      she’s been on UK tv for years but i think we’re glad to see she’s breaking hollywood!

    • @BrendanMcGinley
      @BrendanMcGinley 4 года назад +12

      She's also a writer! "This Way Up" is incredible.

    • @sparksfly5877
      @sparksfly5877 4 года назад +13

      Most female comedians are like “me have vag” but she’s actually really good. 10/10 comedians.

    • @fiddleandfart
      @fiddleandfart 3 года назад +1

      Both!

  • @gordonballard8222
    @gordonballard8222 2 года назад +40

    What a woman.
    What a comedian.
    What a crowd.
    Gold.💛

  • @doctortrouserpants1387
    @doctortrouserpants1387 3 года назад +7

    the can't be arsed joke is my favourite so far of 2020

  • @giuseppe397
    @giuseppe397 4 года назад +26

    Her accent is so warming and welcoming. She's pretty too.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 4 года назад +66

    This lady is spirit animal material. I love her.

  • @samanthafairweather9186
    @samanthafairweather9186 Год назад

    Everytime I see something on tv that Aisling is in, I HAVE TO watch it! Absolutely love her! ❤️

  • @MartinHatchuel
    @MartinHatchuel 3 года назад +2

    One of the best sets in stand-up. Ever.

  • @MrPutrifyingEagor
    @MrPutrifyingEagor 4 года назад +18

    I absolutely loved her! Brilliant lines & delivery, can’t wait until I can see some more of her!

  • @jhonhall928
    @jhonhall928 4 года назад +25

    Beautiful Irish comedian not to hard to take. Bless her heart.

  • @CruentusCruor
    @CruentusCruor 3 года назад

    THIS was AWESOME!!! This lady rocks!!!! Thank you for the post!!

  • @dkewlguy
    @dkewlguy 3 года назад +45

    That crowd missed her quick little punches so many times.

  • @AC-qo8oq
    @AC-qo8oq 4 года назад +139

    She’s clever and just so gorgeous.

  • @jessface777
    @jessface777 4 года назад +205

    Glad I'm not the only one who feels awkward around young hot male docs! lol

    • @miaschu8175
      @miaschu8175 3 года назад +7

      The most handsome doctor, with kind eyes and a deep, soothing voice, came to my hospital bed, where I couldn't move due to incredible pain, and all I could think was, "You're too gorgeous to be an NHS doctor. Please can I have the old one with an abrupt bedside manner and halitosis. There's gotta be one like that, here, somewhere." 😆

  • @paulmoore4344
    @paulmoore4344 Год назад

    ...a living Legend who always lifts me up.

  • @janbarriault4494
    @janbarriault4494 3 года назад +8

    wow! i laughed to hear you mock how quickly you speak. the same trait exists in Newfoundland Canada, really sounds quite similar!! thanks so much,, enjoyed it much!!

  • @katmcdowellmusic
    @katmcdowellmusic 4 года назад +18

    I need to watch this multiple times to catch all the jokes in there! What an amazing comedian! 😂

  • @TheDeathopper
    @TheDeathopper 4 года назад +90

    That rant at the end was of David Mitchellian proportions.

  • @lynngreene1993
    @lynngreene1993 2 года назад +3

    I LERVE this girlie!! And the accent just adds to her greatness!!!

  • @SereneColeman
    @SereneColeman 3 года назад +6

    She is absolutely amazing!

  • @k.c1126
    @k.c1126 4 года назад +8

    Every time I watch this I laugh from start to finish. .... Aisling is one of the BEST out there ....

  • @mellownisty
    @mellownisty 5 лет назад +336

    Wow, she is amazing. I knew she was funny from talk shows but that was an excellent honed set

    • @KrisKomar
      @KrisKomar 5 лет назад +4

      Except you're wrong. She's not funny.

    • @hikkyhaihikkyho318
      @hikkyhaihikkyho318 5 лет назад +13

      @@KrisKomar everyone's sense of humour is different. Her type of humour is funny to him and a lot of other people even if it isn't to you lol. It's an opinion, not wrong or right

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад +2

      Kris Komar yes she is :)

    • @baconfluffy
      @baconfluffy 4 года назад +2

      @@KrisKomar According to the like/dislike ratio, 95% of people who watched this clip found it funny, so maybe your just boring.

  • @victorialovescheese
    @victorialovescheese 3 года назад

    Funniest stand up I have ever watched!!! LOVE her

  • @walstib4945
    @walstib4945 2 года назад

    I just discovered her for myself and i am an instant fan!

  • @FlowerofDissolution
    @FlowerofDissolution 4 года назад +79

    She's the funniest comedian I've seen since Black Adder and Monty Python. She's great!

    • @greenspringvalley
      @greenspringvalley 4 года назад +6

      Yea, legitimately funny, not like other modern comics.

    • @enednas801
      @enednas801 4 года назад +7

      @@greenspringvalley way better than these feminst comedians whos whole schtick is to bash men :p this gal used the funny kind of comedy the guys do wich kills all the time. im gonna binge on her work for days now ;)

    • @greenspringvalley
      @greenspringvalley 4 года назад +5

      @@enednas801 jokes and punch lines

    • @TW-ze1tj
      @TW-ze1tj 4 года назад +2

      Honestly she is crap. Really crap!

    • @jesterfalls4649
      @jesterfalls4649 4 года назад +4

      @@TW-ze1tj that's what your Mum said. OHHHHH BURNNNNNNNN

  • @andreaslindblom9140
    @andreaslindblom9140 5 лет назад +68

    Stumbled upon this..(thanks youtube for knowing what I needed!)...and it made may freaking day! Thanks Aisling Bea! Cheers!

  • @artiehess7110
    @artiehess7110 Год назад

    Thank goodness for the English subtitles.

  • @desireer6915
    @desireer6915 Год назад +1

    YOOOO! How have I never heard of this woman before?! 😂🤣 She's amazing!

  • @johnmallett1857
    @johnmallett1857 5 лет назад +113

    Completely viewable in the uk and the Apollo theatre IS IN THE UK!

    • @Shtove
      @Shtove 4 года назад

      I thought it was on the Moon.

    • @miaschu8175
      @miaschu8175 3 года назад

      It's a BBC clip and they usually get all their content removed from RUclips in the UK. This is so that it can't be accessed indefinitely, or by people who don't have a TV licence.

  • @mrfryingpanowo1100
    @mrfryingpanowo1100 5 лет назад +12

    I love how fast she talks, it goes well with her accent

  • @rainydaylady6596
    @rainydaylady6596 2 года назад +28

    She is hilarious. I love her on Qi. Hopefully, she has the confidence to come to the USA when possible.

    • @rainydaylady6596
      @rainydaylady6596 2 года назад +2

      I don't know why I said confidence. Lol I think I meant chance. 🖖😊💕

    • @sugarspice4051
      @sugarspice4051 2 года назад +1

      She is one of the funnier guests on QI - that's where I first noticed her, she's brilliant !

    • @raysravens52
      @raysravens52 2 года назад

      She was just on a podcast called Bananas (check it out it's great) and she said she moved to LA.

    • @donshields2379
      @donshields2379 2 года назад +1

      @@rainydaylady6596that was actually funny, I think you were referring to the part where she she was talking about American confidence.

  • @Synthnerd11
    @Synthnerd11 3 года назад +5

    Will watch anything with Aisling, wonderful comedian.
    Alex Brooker in the crowd @ 2:10 - really appreciate the way this generation of stand-ups enjoy each others gigs.

    • @millomweb
      @millomweb 2 года назад

      Well, anything that might inspire their own inspiration !

  • @janetr05
    @janetr05 4 года назад +42

    Irish accents are just fantastic! She's hilarious.

    • @yefaircity
      @yefaircity 2 года назад +1

      WHa ? Sure WE don't have accents ! ?

  • @PDeRop
    @PDeRop 5 лет назад +4

    New favourite stand-up located. Thanks !

  • @tonybaker55
    @tonybaker55 Год назад +2

    It certainly is viewable in the UK. She has always impressed me since I first saw and heard her.

  • @rogangranite
    @rogangranite 2 года назад

    That was so much fun I’m glad I stopped by I’m going to look for her again

  • @otempora100
    @otempora100 4 года назад +3

    Hilarious.
    Love her! Great accent.
    Very smart, very quick!
    Will watch again.

  • @shaynerpayner
    @shaynerpayner 5 лет назад +317

    Aisling is hysterical! I've seen this same clip several times and it's never not funny.

    • @johncoops6897
      @johncoops6897 5 лет назад +10

      I don't find it the slightest bit funny. I literally fell asleep listening to her boring rants.... no way I can finish it.

    • @shakes1026
      @shakes1026 5 лет назад +9

      "I said go shove it up your FLUPE, Mother!!" Lol. She's brilliant!

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 4 года назад +4

      Waiting to laugh.
      And having to listen to that braying irish accent while waiting.
      Think i will just punch out now.

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 4 года назад +5

      @@sugarnads yeah, you go right ahead and feck off.

    • @baconfluffy
      @baconfluffy 4 года назад +1

      @@johncoops6897 According to the like/dislike ratio, 95% of people who watched this clip found it funny, so maybe your just boring.

  • @Simon_Hawkshaw
    @Simon_Hawkshaw 2 года назад

    Just love this warped sense of humour. Fortunately I 'can be arsed' to click.

  • @lisahanssens530
    @lisahanssens530 3 года назад

    Love her. I think I've watched this before and I think I would watch it again.