Aisling Bea Stand-Up: Irish Flirting Vs American Flirting

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2019
  • Irish born Aisling Bea takes centre stage with her hilarious stand-up about the difference between being hit on in America and Ireland - one is very easy but one has the potential of becoming very physical.
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  • @JohnFWitt
    @JohnFWitt 4 года назад +24731

    The American didn’t realize she was flirting back and missed his chance

    • @AS-bm5xv
      @AS-bm5xv 4 года назад +430

      ouh snaaap

    • @khill4491
      @khill4491 4 года назад +468

      Great catch there

    • @nahilismail3144
      @nahilismail3144 4 года назад +38

      @@khill4491 lol

    • @mrplaywith
      @mrplaywith 4 года назад +180

      Oh that's a good one, she should have ended it what that

    • @Paghmani1sher
      @Paghmani1sher 4 года назад +9

      Shiiii

  • @user-bg7xp8of4p
    @user-bg7xp8of4p 3 года назад +9405

    The dislikes were Irish people flirting with her

  • @existingperson2446
    @existingperson2446 4 года назад +16287

    "My grandmother was Irish" litteraly every American I have ever met

    • @lee207ful
      @lee207ful 4 года назад +102

      Existing person and anyone in central belt Scotland

    • @raymondnoodels7775
      @raymondnoodels7775 4 года назад +285

      It's probably got something to do with the 300k Irish slaves that started America. Or maybe the great I'm migration...there at the very least 50 million people of Irish heritage here. Probably closer to 100 million. The Irish that came her in one generation went from gangsters to mayors and politicians...and the slaves kids best the brittish...so yeah.

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 года назад +286

      @@raymondnoodels7775 Most white Americans have German ancestry buddy and the US population is 300M with 70% white meaning no. 50-100M American aren't Irish.

    • @DanielChannel89
      @DanielChannel89 4 года назад +91

      My grandmother was Irish.

    • @andrewbloom7694
      @andrewbloom7694 4 года назад +71

      Well it's true of alot of Americans. My *great* grandmother was irish

  • @debasishchapeyar4826
    @debasishchapeyar4826 4 года назад +14353

    Damn she was flirting hard on that American dude.
    Seems like the audience didn't followed her clue either.

    • @alisaishere
      @alisaishere 4 года назад +39

      Did we watch the same clip? Because, nah, she wasn't flirting.

    • @raynegoaway69
      @raynegoaway69 4 года назад +381

      Alisaishere Did YOU watch the same clip?

    • @SamU-np6bv
      @SamU-np6bv 4 года назад +67

      @@alisaishere she was

    • @doodlertoodlert8728
      @doodlertoodlert8728 4 года назад +359

      Alisaishere she starts this by basically saying the Irish flirt by insulting each other.

    • @nakkadu
      @nakkadu 4 года назад +30

      @@doodlertoodlert8728 @alisaishere is correct.....you guys clearly didn't understand the joke.

  • @irondragonmaiden
    @irondragonmaiden 3 года назад +8306

    OK, but I love how utterly thorough and specific the Irish can get with their interminable insults.

    • @FoxHound-ut1hu
      @FoxHound-ut1hu 3 года назад +250

      It's an art lad.

    • @sarina76667
      @sarina76667 3 года назад +330

      I respect people who can get creative with their insults. I get too many “you’re fat! You’re ugly! You’re a freak!” Stop just stating the obvious! That’s so unoriginal and lazy! Someone gets creative and I stand up and applaud their effort

    • @thetenthplanet_
      @thetenthplanet_ 3 года назад +154

      It's like really rude poetry to us.

    • @mejustme9916
      @mejustme9916 3 года назад +59

      It's because they grew up talking to each other like that and don't get offended, just dish back.

    • @sarina76667
      @sarina76667 3 года назад +4

      @@zakh-g4893 Me too!

  • @agnosisparadigm4212
    @agnosisparadigm4212 4 года назад +5017

    "It's the middle of the day I'm completely sober"
    ....You're Irish, that's a lie.....

    • @TheBoots72
      @TheBoots72 4 года назад +51

      LOOOOOOOOOL that was funnier than the 2 min I just watched

    • @caniscerulean
      @caniscerulean 4 года назад +181

      Sober's a relative term, Bailey's in your coffee and a couple pints on your lunch break don't even count, really.

    • @phoenixrising8240
      @phoenixrising8240 4 года назад +5

      😂😂😂

    • @hellogoditsmesara3569
      @hellogoditsmesara3569 4 года назад +9

      She was in America though

    • @KIWI_DUDE.
      @KIWI_DUDE. 4 года назад +43

      it's called Irish coffee for a reason

  • @SoraQuill
    @SoraQuill 4 года назад +4495

    I would not survive the dating life in Ireland.

    • @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574
      @abouttogiveyasomefacts5574 4 года назад +138

      Sora Quill me too I’d get hurt or get super pissed they’d think I’m flirting hard

    • @SearchIndex
      @SearchIndex 4 года назад +60

      I barely survive having an irish mom 😂

    • @REBORNCENTRALGaming
      @REBORNCENTRALGaming 4 года назад +66

      @@theflyingeyeball We arent drunks lad and even if we do drink a lot we can handle and hold the drink far better than the rest of you can

    • @deanwhaley1466
      @deanwhaley1466 4 года назад +38

      What? Black americans are the same way though. Like have you ever dated a black girl from here? You cant explain it but you fall in love with someone who calls you shrimp dick and they use it as some term of endearment but I'm over here hurt af and they're laughing and saying "baby i love you and your shrimp dick though." So it's a mixed bag of emotions.

    • @NS-wg2xj
      @NS-wg2xj 4 года назад +28

      @@deanwhaley1466 Hey if you wear condoms are they custom made for the shrimp? Lol

  • @kizzy2874
    @kizzy2874 2 года назад +1538

    This is hilarious and true lol.
    I'm from Ireland and had a guy friend (also irish) who used to insult me all the time.
    One day I stood on the scales and was all happy and said 'I've lost 5 pounds.'
    He said 'was that before you took your gut off the sink'
    We've been married 15yrs now and have 3 kids
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @kizzy2874
      @kizzy2874 2 года назад +12

      @ho lee fuk 🤣

    • @firstnamelastname7811
      @firstnamelastname7811 Год назад +6

      How sweet!

    • @Lord-Nevahlus
      @Lord-Nevahlus Год назад +1

      Oró!

    • @unlinedphoton7965
      @unlinedphoton7965 Год назад +5

      reddit stories be like

    • @briargray2355
      @briargray2355 Год назад +5

      Makes me think of when my stepdad went "Hey, I've lost 10 pounds!" and my brother went "Yeah? You take the Hershey wrappers out of your pockets??"

  • @paulmallon9292
    @paulmallon9292 4 года назад +7409

    'Us Irish, sure aren't we mad' - Every Irish Comedian

    • @mdgsk824
      @mdgsk824 4 года назад +55

      Then what about Scots? I thought they are the angry ones and Irish the drunkards.

    • @genericwhitemale6089
      @genericwhitemale6089 4 года назад +87

      Chrissi Both nations of gods.

    • @RyanDelahunt
      @RyanDelahunt 4 года назад +26

      @Gggg Nah its pretty accurate

    • @TheFearCreepypasta
      @TheFearCreepypasta 4 года назад +71

      I think you've had too much too drink pal, calm down.

    • @PaginasLetea
      @PaginasLetea 4 года назад +1

      Including James Joyce

  • @backstageaiden4188
    @backstageaiden4188 4 года назад +5034

    How the hell have I never heard of this woman. She’s hilarious

    • @arinaz318
      @arinaz318 4 года назад +56

      BackstageAiden she is on Netflix’s “Living with Yourself” with Paul Rudd

    • @sheikhtahmid7799
      @sheikhtahmid7799 4 года назад +41

      She used to come on shows like nine of out ten cats, real funny *British* comedian

    • @premaritalbread6824
      @premaritalbread6824 4 года назад +29

      Hilarious? Where?

    • @hrgrhrhhr
      @hrgrhrhhr 4 года назад +72

      @Sheikh Tahmid did you just imply that Ireland is in the UK?
      *_anger noises_*

    • @damianpos8832
      @damianpos8832 4 года назад

      why

  • @shadowartist8892
    @shadowartist8892 4 года назад +1950

    There's nothing like an Irish accent for a good holler.

    • @curvingfyre6810
      @curvingfyre6810 4 года назад +33

      scottish aint bad either. If you really want to be good and loud, watch so much scottish and irish TV that you absorb a mix of the 2 accents for twice the superpowers.

    • @lorelei2892
      @lorelei2892 4 года назад +3

      CurvingFyre I’ve watched so many Scottish people get angry my voice goes Scottish when I get angry or too happy

  • @warrenburroughs3025
    @warrenburroughs3025 3 года назад +1121

    As an Irish guy I can tell you this is the case with every type of relationship. If you come across 2 guys agressively trading the most vicious, caustic insults you can bet that they're best friends enjoying each others company. If an Irish person is exceedingly polite and respectful and doesn't use bad language in your presence, then they don't really like you.

    • @silverkitty2503
      @silverkitty2503 2 года назад +15

      i think that goes for everyone really

    • @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat
      @MrsSlocombesPuddyCat 2 года назад +5

      What nonsense - are you drunk

    • @skullygem3057
      @skullygem3057 2 года назад +35

      So what you're saying.... Is all this time I'm not actually bad at interactions I'm just secretly IRISH!? Well shit I know where I need to go to be understood.

    • @raindropsonroses3919
      @raindropsonroses3919 2 года назад +17

      That’s how I figured out my Roomate didn’t like me lol 😂 he wouldn’t banter

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial 2 года назад +12

      Throw in some faint praise if you really don't like them.
      Some people delight in affecting politeness while making it obvious they consider it beneath their dignity to endure you one second more than necessary.

  • @gray8417
    @gray8417 3 года назад +3245

    I’m Irish. and i gotta say.
    She’s not wrong.

    • @patrickwannafightaboutit6338
      @patrickwannafightaboutit6338 3 года назад +16

      I'm fully Irish and I gotta say..... there's something wrong with me.... I've never done that lol

    • @smg3250
      @smg3250 3 года назад +15

      @@patrickwannafightaboutit6338
      We could fill a warehouse with the things that are wrong with you, buddy. 😉
      (am I doing it right?)

    • @majorfallacy5926
      @majorfallacy5926 3 года назад +14

      it's all fun and games till your grandma finds out your new gf is a protestant

    • @emilyscloset2648
      @emilyscloset2648 3 года назад +8

      @@majorfallacy5926 Would an atheist be better or worse xD

    • @SMacCuUladh
      @SMacCuUladh 3 года назад +4

      what the fuck is fully irish? you can't be 75% irish ffs, you're either irish or you're something else

  • @johnmullens2857
    @johnmullens2857 4 года назад +862

    "we havent even had sex yet" is the Islands way of saying "we're gonna have sex". BOTH islands

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 4 года назад +11

      @eagle PHD well, it depends on what a person finds normal. Every nation/country/people has their on way of communicating this kind of thing. I myself kinda like the more romantic sort of flirtations too, but you know.. each to their own

    • @johnmullens2857
      @johnmullens2857 4 года назад +6

      @eagle PHD how am I using excuses? Im just stating facts. It just comes down to the social culture that has evolved in different places. In this case Britain and particularly Ireland. And if you dont like it, its your choice not to go there, isnt it?
      Just cos you dont like certain ways doesnt make it less true.

    • @rhiannonp7244
      @rhiannonp7244 4 года назад +16

      Who in the history of the world has ever referred to Ireland or england as “the islands”?

    • @777jimothy
      @777jimothy 4 года назад +2

      She did say yet 🤔😉

    • @DeclinedMercy
      @DeclinedMercy 4 года назад +7

      @@rhiannonp7244 Some Irish people don't take kindly to Ireland being called a British Isle but they haven't really proposed a good alternative, thus 'these islands' or 'the islands'

  • @robsmith7567
    @robsmith7567 4 года назад +400

    In Ireland we genuinely show affection to people by mocking, insulting, ridiculing people. We call it "taking the piss" it's just a bit of fun.

    • @Ben-rz9cf
      @Ben-rz9cf 2 года назад +1

      If you think Irish like taking the piss you should see what germans do with it

    • @somegirl558
      @somegirl558 2 года назад +11

      I was raised on this kinda sense of humour because my dad was like that.. Actually both parents.. I see it aa something ok too. I hate when people think of it negatively... And it is hard for me to fit overly polite people... My roots are strictly polish btw.

    • @stephanieyee9784
      @stephanieyee9784 2 года назад +6

      That sounds like us Aussies too. 🙂🇦🇺

    • @siddharthtripathi5806
      @siddharthtripathi5806 2 года назад +7

      @@stephanieyee9784 Many convicts transported to Australia were Irish, it may have to do something with that.

    • @skullygem3057
      @skullygem3057 2 года назад +5

      I was raised by an Italian who shows his affection this way. It's lead me into a great deal of trouble and cost me friendships. Clearly I just needed to go to Ireland to find people who spoke my language.

  • @petervanrillaer7184
    @petervanrillaer7184 2 года назад +326

    I once went to Dublin with a couple of friends. At the airport an Irish woman asked us were we were staying. And when we told her the streetname, she said:'you' re a bunch of posh bastards aren't ya?' And we were like.' euh, this is the hotel the travel agency gave us.' Now I understand she was flirting 😂. The same weekend another woman said to our somewhat smaller, faulmouthed when he was drunk, friend :' hey watch your language, you oversized midget 😂.'

    • @lukeh8891
      @lukeh8891 Год назад +29

      Isn’t an “oversized midget” just an average-sized person?

    • @mariusdufour9186
      @mariusdufour9186 Год назад +19

      @@lukeh8891 Yeah, but the proportions are different...

    • @NN-zg5bz
      @NN-zg5bz Год назад

      "A real Irish woman"

    • @petervanrillaer7184
      @petervanrillaer7184 Год назад

      @@NN-zg5bz sorry, it's how we Flemish talk. I will remove the real.

    • @omg9261
      @omg9261 Год назад +1

      OMG, I'm laughing so hard at the midget-line 😂😂😂😂😂😂 this is the funniest thing I've heard/read recently 😂 you're friend is a professional at flirting 😂👍 so good and so funny 😂

  • @sensiblecryptid4406
    @sensiblecryptid4406 4 года назад +462

    Her American accent was so freaking realistic tho

  • @ww4464
    @ww4464 2 года назад +92

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate that her American accent and delivery were both DEAD ON

    • @davidbwoo
      @davidbwoo Год назад +1

      Really, really good, yes, but -- "you're under no obligation to RING me at all" -- we would say "call." Otherwise, spot on.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 Год назад +1

      Yes. "Ring" for that instantly announces "I'm not from here." As does saying things like "learnt."

  • @mrobligatory.5234
    @mrobligatory.5234 3 года назад +485

    How much fun would I have if I just sat down in a pub in Ireland and just, observed?

    • @apollofateh324
      @apollofateh324 3 года назад +53

      Keep a notepad with you and just write everything down and publish it as a comedy 😂

    • @AerCloud
      @AerCloud 3 года назад +30

      Lots. The more you get insulted, they like you.

    • @mrobligatory.5234
      @mrobligatory.5234 3 года назад +22

      @@AerCloud god had to compinsate for your birth by creating fire, goodness and light, and the abundance of sadness and depression that you see in everyone is caused by you and you alone. Like that?
      (This is a joke if you don’t get it, I’m sure your a lovely person).

    • @AerCloud
      @AerCloud 3 года назад +11

      @@mrobligatory.5234 exactly.
      And no offense taken ! I'm Irish!

    • @samhavoc1066
      @samhavoc1066 3 года назад +28

      Went into a pub in Ireland with my girlfriend (nearest village to her family farm) many years ago. I was 6'5", suntanned, black hair, brown eyes, military haircut. Literally all talking, music, and activity died out as everyone stared at me. She went to the bar to order and turned to ask me what I was drinking. "Pint of Guinness" I replied. Talking, music, and activities started up again...

  • @padstowphantom
    @padstowphantom 4 года назад +732

    I love Aisling. She always cracks me up.

    • @padstowphantom
      @padstowphantom 4 года назад +2

      @benicecunt o.k. 😂😂😂

    • @Nina-cd6uw
      @Nina-cd6uw 4 года назад +22

      @benicecunt o.k. Someone's getting flirty

    • @Jougi_Baba
      @Jougi_Baba 4 года назад +3

      @@Nina-cd6uw lmaooo

  • @DavidAKJohnson
    @DavidAKJohnson 4 года назад +600

    *Looks around in Ireland
    It literally be like that

    • @blueberryshake333
      @blueberryshake333 4 года назад +8

      I wish people would speak English instead of whatever this is.

    • @DavidAKJohnson
      @DavidAKJohnson 4 года назад +28

      Nadia K ok boomer

    • @Tweezer510
      @Tweezer510 4 года назад +15

      @@blueberryshake333
      It don't always be like that, but it do.

    • @mushrooka
      @mushrooka 4 года назад +11

      @@blueberryshake333 Sometimes that's just the way it be.

    • @AbsoluteAbsurd
      @AbsoluteAbsurd 4 года назад

      TJ T xD

  • @Tharrel
    @Tharrel 4 года назад +2275

    That American was one smooth sob

    • @iz723
      @iz723 4 года назад +54

      Only if he was good looking

    • @danielyoung6778
      @danielyoung6778 4 года назад +35

      You think? I've seen Americans flirt since living here it's creepy to me. Why give your number? Why do it sober? Some people just give their phone number and leave like if you were drunk you could just talk now.

    • @MoldyOog
      @MoldyOog 4 года назад +40

      @Harry Paul Being somewhat confident in yourself and being yourself seems to be more of a mandatory thing for getting a woman. Not looking like model. IMO. (This coming from an absolute train wreck of a man.)

    • @MoldyOog
      @MoldyOog 4 года назад +2

      @@iz723 Maybe on tinder.

    • @casanovafunkenstein5090
      @casanovafunkenstein5090 4 года назад +75

      Not really.
      For any white Americans trying to hit it off well with someone from a European country I urge you to NEVER under any circumstances talk about your ancestors, don't talk about how your whole family is Irish, Scottish, Swedish, etc.
      If you're interesting and fun to be around that's infinitely more engaging than having you list off a bunch of people who are long dead or carry on traditions we've never heard of and most likely never will have any desire to engage in.
      "Oh my great grandmother was Belarusian and every fifteenth Saturday of the 3rd summit of Capricorn she'd strip my grandfather naked and chase him round the yard with a beehive for the festival of Bahl, the almighty scrotum."
      That's what you sound like to us.
      That and the Stewart Lee bit about hack US comedians.
      Went off on one there.
      Probably time for one of my tablets.

  • @samfilmkid
    @samfilmkid 2 года назад +77

    I worked at a restaurant for two summers and the second summer, for some reason, a group of Irish girls staying in town all got jobs at the restaurant and they were some of the nicest people I had ever met! Guess they weren't flirting...

    • @freesiajasmine534
      @freesiajasmine534 2 года назад +9

      Well it is a generalisation... We're not all the same!

  • @antislutful
    @antislutful 4 года назад +2304

    Damn. That American pick up line is actually quite slick. Direct but not creepy at all.
    Anyways. I can relate to her Irish flirting. We do that here in our hometown too, only not as fuckin harsh like that. Jeeezus. Is it really like that in Ireland?
    Or it's the same in my hometown where we do insult the opposite sex but in a knowingly playful way.
    Then the tension you get from that is a good start for the romance.

    • @twoonthewall
      @twoonthewall 4 года назад +313

      shes exaggerating for comic effect but its kind of true, no one would straight up ask a girl out on a date like we see Americans do on tv shows.
      in Ireland you:
      1st.
      get drunk together either as part of the same group of friends/work mates/college students/neighbors/vague acquaintances
      2nd
      at the same time pay attention to the girl/guy you like by being a smart ass /mocking them/ joking around
      3rd
      get off your face drunk and end up on the dance floor/a dark corner/ outside in the smoking area where you go in for the shift/kiss the face off each other +/- drop the hand/have a feel, might go home together for "the ride"
      4th
      repeat 2 to 5 times before you might have an actual date date

    • @shr00mhead
      @shr00mhead 4 года назад +17

      Thats the kind of pickup line spineless pussies use.

    • @christopherbennett5858
      @christopherbennett5858 4 года назад +73

      @@shr00mhead Just if the first thing a guy says to me is that I remind him of his grandmother, I'd be like "not the thing to say to someone y'want to bang, eh?"

    • @shr00mhead
      @shr00mhead 4 года назад +63

      @@christopherbennett5858 If you want to make a good impression, you dont tell someone that they remind you of anyone. Thats for the third date or somethin. If you want to make a good impression, you treat someone like theyre a unique individual. Because they are.

    • @christopherbennett5858
      @christopherbennett5858 4 года назад +8

      @@shr00mhead Couldn't agree more.

  • @theunknowngamer5477
    @theunknowngamer5477 4 года назад +518

    When flirting with a woman from Ireland, ask her where she lives in England.

    • @origamichik3n
      @origamichik3n 4 года назад +164

      Well, if you like living dangerously, how about walking into a pub in Ireland and loudly saying "You Brits speak so funny!".

    • @chrissmith3587
      @chrissmith3587 4 года назад +49

      Origami Chik3n live dangerously, try going into an Irish pub and loudly say that you love the U.K.

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 4 года назад +61

      @@chrissmith3587 these are actually in fact, suicide methods when you cant tie a noose or dont own a gun or are scared of heights

    • @leemiller5018
      @leemiller5018 4 года назад +28

      @@origamichik3n are ye tryna get everyone killed lad😂

    • @ridleytweedle7714
      @ridleytweedle7714 3 года назад +7

      As a lad from England. This will work, don’t forget to try it when you shoot your shot with a hot Irish lass

  • @DasNeueFeuer
    @DasNeueFeuer 3 года назад +18

    "... I'd love to take you for a coffee sometime."
    "HWHAET??!??!"

    • @tgbennett30
      @tgbennett30 2 года назад

      That one word delivery DROPPED me :-P

  • @davidpumpkinsjr.5108
    @davidpumpkinsjr.5108 4 года назад +222

    Wait, so that gal in Killarney was hitting on me?
    Crap.

    • @scottallen1479
      @scottallen1479 2 года назад +6

      There's no way to tell. That's the point.

  • @nabilamiah3814
    @nabilamiah3814 4 года назад +36

    "We haven't even had sex yet, you ask me for a coffee?" DEAD

  • @Thiccoman
    @Thiccoman Год назад +21

    I've been living in Ireland for not even a year yet, and I can tell you Irish humour is impeccable. Wish I heard of this comedian before :D

  • @thomasfleig1780
    @thomasfleig1780 4 года назад +2398

    So, in other words, the Irish act like kids at the playground. You know, where if a boy hits you, it means he likes you. Only with the Irish, the adults are doing it.

    • @black-rose4014
      @black-rose4014 4 года назад +100

      except it’s fun

    • @Meh-fn3ol
      @Meh-fn3ol 4 года назад +67

      In America is spousal abuse
      "He only slaps me three times a day"

    • @apokalypticikraids
      @apokalypticikraids 4 года назад +32

      We're weird over here leave us alone

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 4 года назад +27

      Yeah, kids and Irish haven't managed to get scared yet, like that American example so terrified he has to take every precaution to not offend.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 года назад +1

      Except that it is a generalisation.

  • @MissBlueEyeliner
    @MissBlueEyeliner 4 года назад +219

    As an Irish woman, I can confirm.

    • @fee68
      @fee68 3 года назад +3

      I wish all women were forthcoming like you Irish girls, everyone would be banging twice as much

    • @TheAaronChand
      @TheAaronChand 3 года назад

      That small peins joke is so true that condoms wont fit on it especially Asian men from India China Japan etc

    • @newworldorderguy4040
      @newworldorderguy4040 3 года назад

      I couldn't help but notice your comment has 69 likes... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 года назад +5

      As an Englishman who has...enjoyed the company of two Irish girls, in my youth, I can also confirm.

    • @logdog6762
      @logdog6762 2 года назад +1

      Also, 'bye bye bye bubye bye bye bubye'

  • @Gary-yh1kg
    @Gary-yh1kg 4 года назад +850

    She'd be a perfect mrs doyle if fr ted was ever mistakenly rebooted

    • @ethomc2896
      @ethomc2896 4 года назад +25

      Gary Clarke we don’t make mistakes just happy little accidents

    • @xAlbinopiratex
      @xAlbinopiratex 4 года назад +3

      AHAHAHAHA Omg she would be 😂

    • @daithinolanskl1977
      @daithinolanskl1977 4 года назад +5

      No, no, fucking no.

    • @ryanw5385
      @ryanw5385 4 года назад +10

      @@daithinolanskl1977 Ah Gowan, gowan, gowan, gowan.

    • @imcallingjapan2178
      @imcallingjapan2178 4 года назад +3

      There was a planned American version, not sure if it's happening

  • @doctorhunger921
    @doctorhunger921 4 года назад +10

    Her American accent is spot-fucking-on. Not overdone like other comedians; not exaggerated, didn't need to rely on a stereotypical accent like a Southern accent or a valley girl accent, just regular, flat, Americanism right there.
    The mannerism was pretty particular too. Hit the nail on the head with that head-bobbing/blinking/disarming chuckling/ummm'ing shtick. So good.

    • @genxx2724
      @genxx2724 Год назад +1

      It was flat and a touch nasal. It sounded slightly like a Chicago accent. They’re definitely flat.

    • @Marina-nt6my
      @Marina-nt6my Год назад

      You explained it well, too.
      "Disarming" is a word I didn't know I was looking for, but that's it.

    • @davidbwoo
      @davidbwoo Год назад

      It was really good, you're right. Had she said "You're under no obligation to CALL me" instead of "RING me," it would have been just perfect.

    • @treetopjones737
      @treetopjones737 Год назад

      You just announced that anything out of your mouth is "shtick."

  • @FaffyWaffles
    @FaffyWaffles 4 года назад +571

    She'd make a great pokemon trainer

    • @alexbrogdon3594
      @alexbrogdon3594 4 года назад +6

      Wtf???? Please explain???

    • @mushrooka
      @mushrooka 4 года назад +2

      Yeah what

    • @TiTanABCD
      @TiTanABCD 4 года назад +21

      @@mushrooka Pokémon sword and shield has a Scottish female trainer and then there's the memes. I think he means she would be a great addition in that sense.

    • @mushrooka
      @mushrooka 4 года назад +6

      @@TiTanABCD but she's Irish lol

    • @pastelpoison8883
      @pastelpoison8883 4 года назад +7

      @@mushrooka An Irish woman in Scotland would be hilarious.

  • @nathanhunt9105
    @nathanhunt9105 4 года назад +17

    The combination of "we haven't even had sex yet" and "fuck off, you rapist" is what really got me.

    • @Marina-nt6my
      @Marina-nt6my Год назад +1

      YES! same.
      Long elaborate insults don't do much for me at all but contrasts in culture really interest me, and then the strange feeling of how something so cultural and intuitive seems to feel right and make sense but then it doesn't add up logically? -it's confusing and makes you think. Why does it make sense? It just does.

    • @maureenz1135
      @maureenz1135 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Marina-nt6my You raised a good point; maybe the "illogical" nature makes it a flirt rather than an actual insult? For example, she called the guy rapist, because he invited her for coffee BEFORE they'd had sex. I guess she was, in a sarcastic way, acknowledging how proper the guy was, and flirted at him by ridiculing his being proper. It's kinda like a backhanded insult... maybe

  • @Puppy0451
    @Puppy0451 4 года назад +75

    "In order to find his equal an Irishman is forced to talk to God." - Stephen The Irishman (Braveheart 1995)

  • @Krystoff04111
    @Krystoff04111 4 года назад +90

    This actually explains a real life experience I had with a girl from Ireland.

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 4 года назад +3

      This is the basic experience with any person worth a shit. The borders you were born between are fake. People are people everywhere.

    • @zyxwut321
      @zyxwut321 4 года назад +24

      @@CNYKnifeNerd You sound like you get hostile over fake things.

    • @aiswariyasweety1517
      @aiswariyasweety1517 3 года назад

      @@zyxwut321 he/she's feelings something, let them lol

    • @CriticalHater
      @CriticalHater 3 года назад +2

      @@CNYKnifeNerd get help

    • @garethwynn01
      @garethwynn01 2 года назад +2

      @@CNYKnifeNerd of course, culture and personal experience don't exist and it's all a construct, right? 😂

  • @Pyreleaf
    @Pyreleaf 4 года назад +40

    Sweet Jesus, her voice is *smooth*.

  • @healingpoisonbreak9984
    @healingpoisonbreak9984 Год назад +21

    omg I didn't know she was a stand up comedian. She stars in a British series "This way up" and shes brilliant there. I totally reccomend it guys💚

    • @SirDistic
      @SirDistic 11 месяцев назад

      She's also hilarious on UK panel shows like 8 Out of 10 Cats does Countdown, Taskmaster and 8 out of 10 Cats as well as Mock the Week.

  • @legofan370
    @legofan370 4 года назад +71

    Probably the only good thing about Living With Yourself is it introduced me to Aisling Bea. She's hilarious!

    • @joshdunham7167
      @joshdunham7167 4 года назад

      Yeah man I expected it to be fun but it was juts painful, I mean whats up with that ending? Even got had a better ending than this.

    • @legofan370
      @legofan370 4 года назад +1

      @@joshdunham7167 I mean, there were a couple highlights, and Paul Rudd is always great, but I won't be watching season 2 if it ever happens.

    • @mickeye6428
      @mickeye6428 4 года назад +1

      Your problem with that show is that it's brilliant and you aren't.

    • @legofan370
      @legofan370 4 года назад +1

      Ok

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 4 года назад

      I think it was good as it was. I mean, could have been better, could have been worse, but it certainly entertained me for binging 8 episodes in one day and that's the whole idea, so... all good.

  • @christianlt90
    @christianlt90 4 года назад +207

    i have Irish Flirting
    all my life without knowing it and I'm from Denmark

    • @bacht4799
      @bacht4799 4 года назад +4

      christianlt90 tja .. i Danmark gør vi jo også lidt andeles .. hey skatter er du fuld som jeg er .. du er .. fint .. lad os tag et knald og pizza den .. nej vi behøver ikke at gør det hjemme hos en af os .. baggården er fin som den er og jeg kan lige nå at pisse på en politibil før vi går i gang .. som sagt god gammel tradition .. 😜

    • @laurafideua4181
      @laurafideua4181 4 года назад +14

      Hahahaha, same here in Spain.
      I guess it's an European kind of thing? :D

    • @christianlt90
      @christianlt90 4 года назад +4

      Ja de gode gamle danske traditioner 😅
      Yes probably a European thing 😂

  • @dusty2366
    @dusty2366 4 года назад +77

    If you like this one you should totally see her Live at the Apollo and Russell Howard gigs, they're amazing!

    • @dusty2366
      @dusty2366 4 года назад +4

      @benicecunt o.k. You okay, mate? I see you left a similar reply to a few others who enjoyed the video. If you've got a problem with her, just say it

    • @dusty2366
      @dusty2366 4 года назад +5

      @benicecunt o.k. Said the one getting angry at strangers on the internet for liking a comedian they didn't

    • @dusty2366
      @dusty2366 4 года назад +4

      @benicecunt o.k. You sound like you want to rant, go on then. Nothing stopping you

  • @MrAobrady
    @MrAobrady 4 года назад +58

    So true Aisling, so true. 13 years in Australia and they catch me out with being nice 🤪

  • @brengilhooleyy4441
    @brengilhooleyy4441 4 года назад +116

    I absolutely love this!! Cos it’s so so true in parts 😂😂😂😂👏🏻

    • @brengilhooleyy4441
      @brengilhooleyy4441 4 года назад +3

      James Richards each to there own opinion love x

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 4 года назад

      The rapist part is honestly accurate. If a guy randomly approaches you in public, and then forcibly gives you his number, that should be a red flag, even if he says that you don’t have to call him.

    • @kirbyhatesincels917
      @kirbyhatesincels917 4 года назад

      Autumn Potato
      Aw, you just exposed yourself.

  • @gumunduringigumundsson9344
    @gumunduringigumundsson9344 4 года назад +90

    Loved her in living with my self on Netflix.

    • @Nighthawk1066_
      @Nighthawk1066_ 4 года назад

      The best episode was the one about her, XD

    • @sarcasm-83
      @sarcasm-83 4 года назад

      Yeah just binged that in one day and now by chance bump into her stand up. What a welcome surprise.

    • @telectronix1368
      @telectronix1368 4 года назад

      "...I'm powerless to the rope"
      * dances *

  • @Remmy_Swag
    @Remmy_Swag 3 года назад +9

    Aisling is one of the best people to come out of Ireland. Absolutely hilarious.

  • @heathercreates
    @heathercreates 4 года назад +10

    Just saw this after binge-watching Living With Yourself. This lady is amazing.

  • @YnkeeDoodlFlppyDisk
    @YnkeeDoodlFlppyDisk 4 года назад +121

    She looks like what would result if Kristie Alley, Rose Leslie, and Anna Kendrick had a love child.
    Also, she’s hilarious and I love her ❤️

    • @schoo9256
      @schoo9256 4 года назад

      Oh my god i cant unsee

    • @hunterc626
      @hunterc626 3 года назад +1

      Really? I see the Irish version of Zooey Deschanel with maybe a splash of a young Brooke Shields.

  • @spacegremlin9972
    @spacegremlin9972 4 года назад +12

    0:26 seconds in, first time I’ve ever heard of this comedian, in love already

  • @prestokrs1
    @prestokrs1 4 года назад +137

    She has beautiful eyes.

    • @Daisy-ct3nh
      @Daisy-ct3nh 4 года назад

      Shé does, very sad looking eyes.

    • @billmoran3812
      @billmoran3812 3 года назад +2

      Preston Chandler the “black Irish” dark haired, blue eyed women will steal your heart every time.

  • @jasminenguyen8300
    @jasminenguyen8300 4 года назад +7

    omg i literally do this ALL the time, she is so accurate

  • @MamaBanana
    @MamaBanana 2 года назад +15

    She forgot to mention that Irish guys are slow to propose too. Took my Irish husband 5 years to propose & that was considered super fast by all.

    • @infinite3joy
      @infinite3joy 2 года назад +1

      I’ve been with my Irish boyfriend for 8 years and have given up. We’re married to the mortgage though. As good as it gets.

  • @chibirengilover
    @chibirengilover 4 года назад +17

    I became best friends with and Irish student who'd family was temporarily working into the states.
    She was always super nice at school and one night she invited me over to meet her family.
    No joke, I wasn't even have way through the door when
    "You F***ing (irish slang I still dont understand) if you dont stop leaving your things around the house I'll (more irish)"
    "Um.. is this a bad time..."
    "What? Nah. This is normal (joins in the screaming)
    It was then that it occurred to me that she was lulling me in to a false sense of security so that she could feed me to the wolves.
    Great family though. Still stay in touch

    • @ByrneMJames
      @ByrneMJames 4 года назад +5

      Hahahaha that's the difference between the friendliness that we use as formal manners and genuine intimacy.

    • @CNYKnifeNerd
      @CNYKnifeNerd 4 года назад +1

      @@ByrneMJames
      Do irish really think they're the only ones to do this? This is just intimacy, all races and nationalities do this...
      Except maybe southern us families and scandinavians, but they arent worth a fuck anyway

  • @hfredydl
    @hfredydl 4 года назад +17

    This is funny but her stuff at the Apollo is super awesome ... always enjoy it when she compares Americans to the Irish or the British ... I didn’t know how different we were until I visited Britain lol

  • @187nellybelly
    @187nellybelly 3 года назад +2

    Its the middle of the day and I'm not even drunk, I feel you!

  • @cabbage8189
    @cabbage8189 3 года назад +1

    **whoosh** YA CAN’T!!!!!

  • @katherinekelly6432
    @katherinekelly6432 4 года назад +55

    The darkest humor is Irish humor.

  • @SiriusMined
    @SiriusMined 4 года назад +11

    Hilarious! She does a great American accent, too.

  • @erinwright3351
    @erinwright3351 Год назад

    I LOVE these comments--as funny as the video!! Bravo!!

  • @singingflowers7456
    @singingflowers7456 Год назад +1

    the tumbleweed comment had me dead lmaooo

  • @stephjovi
    @stephjovi 4 года назад +18

    I need an Aisling stand up special!! The short one isn't enough and it's old

  • @pheobeydomea2477
    @pheobeydomea2477 4 года назад +76

    Did anyone just have that moment where they did a close up on here face and you just went AH THAT'S HOT

    • @scrubby2
      @scrubby2 4 года назад +1

      Yep, im scaroused.

    • @TheBoots72
      @TheBoots72 4 года назад +1

      NO NOT REALLY

  • @graciegalaxy3099
    @graciegalaxy3099 3 года назад +1

    I'm american and I watch so many UK tv shows and now i'm in love with the UK.

  • @bunnyhopd7315
    @bunnyhopd7315 3 года назад +6

    Man maybe all my friends were just flirting with me the whole time!

  • @dwgeek953
    @dwgeek953 4 года назад +5

    I have no idea why this appeared in my RUclips recommendations but I like it

  • @broabi7690
    @broabi7690 3 года назад +78

    Everybody "british can't be romantic"
    Meanwyle in irlond :

    • @sorrowdusk5068
      @sorrowdusk5068 3 года назад +13

      Irish people aren't British, they've spent 700 years trying to remind people of that, like they literally had wars on far that reason, SO I Don't think they'd appreciate being grouped in with the brits.

    • @patrickwannafightaboutit6338
      @patrickwannafightaboutit6338 3 года назад +2

      @@sorrowdusk5068 speak for yourself....I can't get the feck out of this stupid country.....I want to go home.....

    • @liamcassidy5992
      @liamcassidy5992 2 года назад

      Comparing the Irish to the Brits is a death sentence

  • @retaliaterguitar2
    @retaliaterguitar2 Год назад +9

    I caught a three piece combo right to the face by an Irishman once because he thought I looked at him crossways. Told the bartender I don't want the cops called but I want a free hit. Really nice guy actually. Almost convinced me to try and take a cops horse by his justification that "all southerners are cowboys". I almost believed it.

  • @MrPicklerwoof
    @MrPicklerwoof 4 года назад +5

    I worked with a large group of Irish engineers last year on some contract work and, when the topic of comedy came up one evening, every single one of them was sick and fed up with Irish comedians constantly making out they're nothing but clinically insane drunkards compared to the rest of the world. It's old-hat now. It was quite eye-opening as an Englishman how vastly different Irish people are to the stereotypes.

  • @pinkopat
    @pinkopat 4 года назад +6

    Saw this and immediately saw her comedy lineup, hilarious!

  • @issytobizzy395
    @issytobizzy395 4 года назад +96

    Damnit we can’t get her special in Australia

    • @georgecaplin9075
      @georgecaplin9075 4 года назад

      VPN? I’m not sure because I haven’t got one myself but I’ve heard that’s one way.

    • @Kuralai95
      @Kuralai95 4 года назад

      George Caplin Netflix blocks vpn

    • @lacari0805
      @lacari0805 4 года назад

      Ailin Ell Mine doesn’t

    • @Kuralai95
      @Kuralai95 4 года назад

      lacari0 which one do you use?

    • @lacari0805
      @lacari0805 4 года назад

      Ailin Ell PIA VPN

  • @WhoAmEye_WhoAreEwe
    @WhoAmEye_WhoAreEwe 10 месяцев назад

    'Aisling Bea' really floats my boat........................just wish it were reciprocal
    One can but dream
    :)

  • @MrJustonemorevoice
    @MrJustonemorevoice 4 года назад +2

    "WE HAVEN'T EVEN HAD SEX YET AND YOU'RE ASKIN ME OUT FER A COFFEE?!"

  • @JoeCnNd
    @JoeCnNd 4 года назад +59

    I would have politely asked her to slap me around.

    • @zyxwut321
      @zyxwut321 4 года назад +1

      Go for it. Let me know how it goes.

  • @1969Kismet
    @1969Kismet 4 года назад +16

    From what I read in the comment section, there'll be a lot of marriages next spring. Love, love, love...

  • @tinkipink700
    @tinkipink700 4 года назад +2

    Her yelling scared me I would not have imagined that voice lives inside this lady

  • @itsjim2875
    @itsjim2875 2 года назад +1

    Love this woman's humor! She's pretty fabulous!

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 года назад +3

    Flirting with a Irish woman sounds like an awesome time.

  • @EclecticPkm
    @EclecticPkm 4 года назад +22

    I wish this was available on US Netflix

  • @owlyus
    @owlyus 4 года назад +1

    The audience did not laugh nearly loudly or long enough at the blowing of a chef's kiss.

  • @r.lewisblake7793
    @r.lewisblake7793 Год назад +1

    Gawd! I love Irish beors.

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe 4 года назад +3

    hhh-WHAT! It's the middle of the DAYYY!

  • @FoolsGil
    @FoolsGil 4 года назад +520

    Is it really like that over in Ireland?

    • @oraculosrecords
      @oraculosrecords 4 года назад +28

      @Matt S 10 years on RUclips and nothing has made me laugh as much as this comment. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Hybattt
      @Hybattt 4 года назад +2

      Ye yes it is

    • @melchristensen8282
      @melchristensen8282 4 года назад +50

      Irish people like to take the piss a lot. It's not a universal rule, but we do seem to do it a fair bit, yeah. It's just a bit of craic though.

    • @sonoflethal
      @sonoflethal 4 года назад +3

      @Matt S lmfao eu flag go nut in France/Germany with all the money you don't have bc of taxes

    • @joankelly3690
      @joankelly3690 4 года назад

      You say that like it's a bad thing.

  • @bassyxgrelle8659
    @bassyxgrelle8659 3 года назад +2

    I would thrive in Ireland is what I got from this, and I should bring my mostly of-Scottish-and-Irish-heritage friend with me as she would also have a blast

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 2 года назад +1

    I finally figured it out . I'm not difficult . I must be Irish 😂😂😂

  • @gothmaze
    @gothmaze 3 года назад +4

    Irish guy came out of no where and said, 'Give us a kiss luv!' while I was walking down the street and leaned over. I was like AH!!

  • @The_Sm0ker_05
    @The_Sm0ker_05 4 года назад +7

    As a Irishman this is true 100% 😂😂

  • @adamscottv
    @adamscottv 2 года назад +2

    People are posting about how accurate the Irish part is, but as an American male, I can tell you that American pickup line is on point too.

  • @jakehands
    @jakehands 2 года назад

    Insulting is a way of life in Ireland. I worked with an Irish guy before. I’d say good morning and his reply was always “feck off, ya little shite”. Ah, great times.

  • @NOTPC79
    @NOTPC79 4 года назад +37

    I am waiting for Amy Schumer to steal this joke from her. 😆 🤣😂😅

  • @Seetiyan
    @Seetiyan 4 года назад +32

    Wow, sex first then coffee? I gotta go vacation in Ireland. :P

    • @ByrneMJames
      @ByrneMJames 4 года назад +1

      Do we think tourists are easy and noone will know what we do with them 😂

  • @jovesheerwater
    @jovesheerwater Год назад +1

    So this is the level we've descended to.

  • @NorthMountainFairy
    @NorthMountainFairy 4 года назад +1

    I friggin’ love her so much!
    😅😅😅😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @24n8
    @24n8 3 года назад +3

    irish flirting reminds me of middle school flirting here in the states. you only truly trash the girl/boy you have a crush on.

  • @RingPop14
    @RingPop14 4 года назад +28

    Love when non-americans do an American accent

  • @ni5haa
    @ni5haa 4 года назад +1

    I literally love aisling so much

  • @Nina-vv3ev
    @Nina-vv3ev 2 года назад +1

    The accent switch omg… she’s good lol

  • @bonob0123
    @bonob0123 4 года назад +27

    I like her in that Paul Rudd Netflix show

    • @JackVermicelli
      @JackVermicelli 4 года назад +1

      It's weird that both characters are 37, but they had to make her 3 years older and him 12 years younger.

    • @newdamage5945
      @newdamage5945 4 года назад +1

      @@JackVermicelli Paul Rudd does not age I'm convinced.

  • @moumous87
    @moumous87 4 года назад +3

    I’m sober 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @maeterith1984
    @maeterith1984 3 года назад +2

    I just love the Irish. Such good comedians and love the accent and their singers they pump out are the best. most of us Liverpudlians are Irish decent which is probably why some of us have such good humour.

  • @MarcF.Nielssen
    @MarcF.Nielssen 2 года назад +1

    The Irish have the best sense of humour.
    Providing you understand what they say.