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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

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  • @Channel4Entertainment
    @Channel4Entertainment  5 лет назад +485

    Would YOU kiss Sean Bean?!
    Watch the series: bit.ly/2vQu7Rm

    • @nirajnair5121
      @nirajnair5121 5 лет назад +35

      we need a compilation of sean lock properly laughing it is THE GREATEST

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 лет назад +10

      Stop deleting my comments you pricks

    • @rocketraccoon77
      @rocketraccoon77 5 лет назад +11

      Bastard

    • @missjess1235
      @missjess1235 5 лет назад +3

      Doesn't work for Australia :'(

    • @oldgoat75
      @oldgoat75 5 лет назад +3

      Ooh yes please.

  • @charlieperkins78
    @charlieperkins78 5 лет назад +3231

    'Sadly "hopefully" doth butter no parsnips' 😂😂😂

  • @Anira-yw5fr
    @Anira-yw5fr 5 лет назад +545

    Jons answer to to feeling uncomfortable........ drink tea 😂😂

    • @wrenclark4907
      @wrenclark4907 4 года назад +4

      *Feeling uncomfortable/ being crushed

    • @jelly2584
      @jelly2584 3 года назад +5

      Its the funniest part of the whole thing! He is me in every social situation!

  • @blufire2156
    @blufire2156 4 года назад +47

    The way Jon at the end just sits there and deals with it is the funniest damn thing

  • @UwUshun
    @UwUshun 5 лет назад +455

    That last clip was gold.

  • @melissadutton1621
    @melissadutton1621 4 года назад +73

    9:40
    when 2 people start necking off at a party and you just have to sit there like

  • @sineadlucas3682
    @sineadlucas3682 5 лет назад +306

    Joe Lycett is a TOP EVERYBODY!!!!!

    • @sonnycolbourne7662
      @sonnycolbourne7662 5 лет назад +73

      I disagree, power bottom, in my opinion

    • @Souleater787
      @Souleater787 5 лет назад +118

      Chaotic switch

    • @lu-zp2hz
      @lu-zp2hz 5 лет назад +15

      bullshit. bottom all the way

    • @evanobile2260
      @evanobile2260 5 лет назад +40

      Chaotic switch

    • @jsworpin
      @jsworpin 5 лет назад +7

      In my experience it’s butch = bottom, camp = top

  • @nzgersfan
    @nzgersfan 5 лет назад +24

    Joe lycett is comedy gold...that Costa del sol sign 😂😂😂

  • @georgiaerangey5211
    @georgiaerangey5211 5 лет назад +184

    I love Joe Lycett. I have no more words😂😭🥰

  • @callanderanniemckinley
    @callanderanniemckinley 4 года назад +10

    “takez a long time to say cheerio” AM GONE 😂😂😂

  • @isaacfrater8678
    @isaacfrater8678 5 лет назад +36

    9:38 Look at Jon! Lmfao

  • @bradurquhart9451
    @bradurquhart9451 4 года назад +9

    5:08 oioi had me rolling

  • @donwanna3906
    @donwanna3906 5 лет назад +174

    I want a box of wasps. Where can I order?

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 5 лет назад +12

      The gates of hell

    • @chilcottjack29
      @chilcottjack29 5 лет назад +1

      Me too so I can burn it

    • @glitchwit3922
      @glitchwit3922 5 лет назад +5

      amazon
      you think I'm joking, but i promise you can

  • @asherlikeslore139
    @asherlikeslore139 3 года назад +2

    You know you are king of comedy if you make the legend himself, Jimmy Carr, laugh

  • @redumptious2544
    @redumptious2544 3 года назад +1

    The Oioi! always cracks me😂😂😂😂😂

  • @moniemaker27
    @moniemaker27 4 года назад +3

    I always thought he’d be like a buzzfeed-like person but he is genuinely hilarious and he deserves more recognition

  • @SpankDMunky
    @SpankDMunky 5 лет назад +8

    Can't stand that "Sean Bean" bastard (see what I did there?), but when Joe grabs him and mauls him, I couldn't stop laughing, especially at Jon's awkwardness. 🤣 Fucking hilarious! 😂

  • @samfour3762
    @samfour3762 5 лет назад +17

    thank you SO MUCH. More Joe Lycett please!!!

  • @Christian988.
    @Christian988. 4 года назад +5

    poor Jon he's just smushed up against those two while they're going at it.

  • @lukeskywalker2913
    @lukeskywalker2913 4 года назад

    The way he says lad just always cheers me up

  • @sarcasticbrit3492
    @sarcasticbrit3492 5 лет назад +29

    That donny on TED has nothing on this man when it comes to troll emails.

    • @carlwheeser140
      @carlwheeser140 5 лет назад +5

      I love James Veitch! I highly suggest you check out his Ducks routine on Conan.

    • @sarcasticbrit3492
      @sarcasticbrit3492 5 лет назад +1

      @@carlwheeser140 already seen it mate

  • @s3xbobomb1959
    @s3xbobomb1959 5 лет назад +4

    9:38 Jon is me

  • @LiamEFC.
    @LiamEFC. 5 лет назад +9

    Been waiting for this😁😁Love his stories lol

  • @marycanary86
    @marycanary86 4 года назад +1

    jon sipping water while joe is copulating with knock-off sean bean on top of him xD

  • @AI-tc8fv
    @AI-tc8fv 5 лет назад +8

    Sean looks like Trevor from GTA Vice with the same haircut

  • @3000KJH
    @3000KJH 5 лет назад +4

    about time. i've been waiting for this for ages.

  • @erinokay9991
    @erinokay9991 4 года назад +1

    I fucking love his email stories. Give me more!

  • @FireManiac58
    @FireManiac58 4 года назад

    Man Suzie is miring him constantly lol

  • @looseheadtom
    @looseheadtom 4 года назад +1

    A box of wasps 😂

  • @mariamcgee4462
    @mariamcgee4462 5 лет назад +1

    Such a lad. 😆

  • @beijingpete
    @beijingpete 4 года назад +1

    Incredibly funny!

  • @whatashame5539
    @whatashame5539 5 лет назад +1

    Look how uncomfortable Jon looks at the end

  • @wrenclark4907
    @wrenclark4907 4 года назад +1

    That kiss was everything but jon was more

  • @Vodaph0ne
    @Vodaph0ne 5 лет назад +3

    Jon at 9:34-9:42 (crying laughing face)

  • @1mkfangirl
    @1mkfangirl 4 года назад +1

    I want to see someone do something similar to the taxi rank story on judge rinder or judge Judy 😂😂

  • @Abigail--
    @Abigail-- 3 года назад +1

    The watch it backwards comment was fucking hilarious did no one get it

  • @mckennatuttle2884
    @mckennatuttle2884 5 лет назад +1

    sean looks like the guy from breaking bad

  • @melissawright1979
    @melissawright1979 5 лет назад

    I love him x

  • @JamesSmith-ij3jb
    @JamesSmith-ij3jb Год назад

    Pity I can't watch any of Joe's stuff on channel four because there too many adverts.

  • @PiratePhD
    @PiratePhD 4 года назад +2

    Excuse me but who's Joe, that's clearly Hugo Boss.

  • @crusherconi
    @crusherconi 5 лет назад

    Joe is an incredible comedian

  • @sherenhaz4622
    @sherenhaz4622 5 лет назад +1

    2:41 what’s with this guys laugh? Jesus

  • @pickybitch2707
    @pickybitch2707 3 года назад

    Lol! 💜💜💜

  • @ultrablurred4857
    @ultrablurred4857 5 лет назад +8

    Why does Sean look like heisenberg in that first clip

    • @jonnydarkfang2816
      @jonnydarkfang2816 5 лет назад +2

      I don't know, because he is the danger?

    • @macdirty869
      @macdirty869 5 лет назад +2

      In one episode he said something about the perks of looking like a serbian war criminal

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley161 5 лет назад +1

    Re the fine-in Australia where i am, the first red light cameras weren't popular(yes this was 20/30 years ago). A friend was sent a photo of his car going through a red light at 2am, along with a computerised fine notice for $100. He sent back a photo of a $100 note. He then received a photo of a set of handcuffs. Upon which, he thought,"Well played" and paid the fine

  • @jamesrice9482
    @jamesrice9482 5 лет назад +1

    Lovely nails

  • @regimantassidabras883
    @regimantassidabras883 4 года назад

    Fuck me what a laugh....

  • @rebeccakrieger3419
    @rebeccakrieger3419 5 лет назад

    What was the ouji clip from? Which comedian was with Joe?

  • @Matt4jackson
    @Matt4jackson 4 года назад

    That mans laugh should be illegal

  • @Cao-Cao-Blue-Army
    @Cao-Cao-Blue-Army 3 года назад

    I think Susie fancies Joe/Hugo

  • @frankiewalnuts
    @frankiewalnuts 5 лет назад +9

    Sean Lock is looking very ill

  • @MyBliss
    @MyBliss 5 лет назад +5

    Not gay at all, but Joe would totally be able to turn me.

  • @palacinkasmarmeladou
    @palacinkasmarmeladou 5 лет назад

    The host has funniest laugh 8 have ever heard

  • @sidney4357
    @sidney4357 5 лет назад +1387

    Underrated: Joe offering a 'gay tarot' at the end

  • @Brynwyn123
    @Brynwyn123 5 лет назад +5391

    He's the perfect example of chaotic bisexual energy

    • @zyrota4295
      @zyrota4295 5 лет назад +345

      I feel that bisexuals are more chaotic than gays.

    • @oliverlambert1336
      @oliverlambert1336 5 лет назад +91

      @@zyrota4295 as a fellow gay I can confirm that as correct

    • @siddheshgandhi7668
      @siddheshgandhi7668 5 лет назад +26

      Exactly i love him so muchhhh I want him

    • @georgefaiers3924
      @georgefaiers3924 5 лет назад +14

      666 likes. Your welcome.

    • @twissbarlow
      @twissbarlow 5 лет назад +8

      @@zyrota4295 we are :)

  • @brandonhowsego7323
    @brandonhowsego7323 5 лет назад +3995

    Lycettt is one of the most underrated comedians in my opinion, natural talent for standup

    • @traviskingful
      @traviskingful 5 лет назад +86

      absolutely love joe lycett, there is not much content of his online to watch though but everything i've seen is hillarious

    • @brandonhowsego7323
      @brandonhowsego7323 5 лет назад +12

      Amir Baki so true mate! Would love to see him live

    • @MichaelM28
      @MichaelM28 5 лет назад +1

      He sucks

    • @brandonhowsego7323
      @brandonhowsego7323 5 лет назад +21

      Michael McGrath nah bro!

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah 5 лет назад +9

      Not sure he's underrated at all. Thought he was pretty popular.

  • @davesmith2194
    @davesmith2194 5 лет назад +2239

    The parking ticket story will go down as one of the funniest things I have watched on telly.

    • @law5121
      @law5121 5 лет назад +10

      Bert kreischer the machine still remains mine :)

    • @TheHexebus
      @TheHexebus 5 лет назад +1

      *Teevee

    • @vaw796
      @vaw796 5 лет назад +12

      Greg Davies and his story on Graham Norton about wearing his mum's underwear was hilarious.

    • @dogsopinion3576
      @dogsopinion3576 5 лет назад +1

      shame its fictional

    • @bsm_lc
      @bsm_lc 5 лет назад +2

      Man City winning 6-0 was funnier 😜

  • @bren106
    @bren106 5 лет назад +3217

    *So very British for Jon to deal with his discomfort by taking a drink of his tea.*

    • @RealJDGaming
      @RealJDGaming 5 лет назад +30

      The funny thing is it's just water in those teacups... Johnny Vegas once spilt Jon's drink onto Jon and it was water

    • @monkey7431_
      @monkey7431_ 5 лет назад +73

      JDGaming The funny thing about mugs (note: not ‘teacup’) can contain whatever you want them to contain.

    • @RealJDGaming
      @RealJDGaming 5 лет назад +9

      Jordan oh no everyone we found one of these guys... ones that correct you for no reason whatsoever

    • @RealJDGaming
      @RealJDGaming 5 лет назад

      Dustpan-da - True, but I didn’t exactly correct him, that’s why I said fun fact

    • @morganolfursson2560
      @morganolfursson2560 5 лет назад +5

      So very British to feel discomfort because two people are having a snog .

  • @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422
    @iwonttellmynametoamachine5422 5 лет назад +1596

    sean: done
    not sean: no we're not..
    epic

    • @jessswag949
      @jessswag949 3 года назад +2

      A love story for the ages

  • @TheMedievalNerd
    @TheMedievalNerd 5 лет назад +436

    "You do not do Baroque font Paul?"
    I nearly died.

  • @DanteInACowboyHat
    @DanteInACowboyHat 4 года назад +263

    The title now has to be changed to Hugo Boss' best stories

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 5 лет назад +316

    Whats a nice guy like Joe doing on a knight like this?

  • @annabellej9429
    @annabellej9429 5 лет назад +487

    9:32 Jon is the rest of the friendship group in the school common room when the couples refuse to get a room

  • @a.dmccormack9097
    @a.dmccormack9097 5 лет назад +301

    I thought that Jimmy had malfunctioned during that last clip. That is the funniest laugh I have ever heard.

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 5 лет назад +773

    I don't think Colin understands the burden of proof.

    • @ligitmuffin
      @ligitmuffin 5 лет назад +21

      alan smithee sadly most people don't

    • @grahamlive
      @grahamlive 5 лет назад +16

      @alan smithee Your films are all shit!

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 5 лет назад +3

      grahamlive wat

    • @grahamlive
      @grahamlive 5 лет назад +1

      @@RichHobo lol. Google the the username of the guy I responded to. 🤓

    • @RichHobo
      @RichHobo 5 лет назад

      grahamlive lol

  • @aviia_1
    @aviia_1 4 года назад +298

    Jon when they were kissing made me cry laughing

  • @ashleybellofsydney
    @ashleybellofsydney 4 года назад +101

    Joe Lycett sounds like a classic Bond villian.

    • @miketalley5476
      @miketalley5476 3 года назад +2

      All of the best villains have a posh English accent!

  • @chilcottjack29
    @chilcottjack29 5 лет назад +123

    He's very funny and intelligent. The whole camp thing suits him

  • @userc-dq2li
    @userc-dq2li 5 лет назад +148

    Jimmys laugh butters my parsnips

  • @_J.F_
    @_J.F_ 5 лет назад +65

    I just love how David Walliams seems to be almost paralysed in a muted state of awe, love, and admiration for Joe in this clip.

  • @AtenRa
    @AtenRa 4 года назад +62

    FYI Joe's gay tarot is an actual gay male-themed Tarot deck. It is called, appropriately, the Gay Tarot, made in 2004 by Lee Bursten. Now go get yourself a knight, fellas. You're welcome.

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley161 5 лет назад +30

    I never thought someone saying “bastard” could be erotic.

  • @KilTor5
    @KilTor5 5 лет назад +51

    I love how uncomfortable Jon gets at the end XD

  • @watermelonsandal4206
    @watermelonsandal4206 5 лет назад +26

    "Our love is timeless onto a shit tin"

  • @ABonafideSkeleton
    @ABonafideSkeleton 5 лет назад +61

    Joe is definitely a top.

  • @Renzsu
    @Renzsu 5 лет назад +114

    What a lad!

  • @Trag1cVision
    @Trag1cVision 5 лет назад +101

    The ultimate consumer troll! Bloody love him.

    • @laurargriffith9284
      @laurargriffith9284 5 лет назад +5

      Alan Tyson if you love joe you have to look up james veitch!

    • @Trag1cVision
      @Trag1cVision 5 лет назад +1

      @@laurargriffith9284 Just started watching him right this second and he's like the more irate version of Dave Gorman - love it!

  • @acechanthestarkiddo6449
    @acechanthestarkiddo6449 5 лет назад +16

    7:33 LAST CLIP = CHAOTIC NEUTRAL + BISEXUAL ENERGY. THIS IS GOOLLLD

  • @itsacarolbthing5221
    @itsacarolbthing5221 5 лет назад +137

    I wouldn't say no to a kiss like that from Milord Lycett!!

    • @emmagbates
      @emmagbates 5 лет назад +5

      Carol B 1412 completely agree and I was going to like your comment but then realised it was at 69 which felt oddly perfect for your comment and for Mr Lycett so I left it.
      Thumbs up! 👍

  • @yershetstenks4747
    @yershetstenks4747 5 лет назад +137

    But... you missed the train bathroom story...

    • @Pinario
      @Pinario 5 лет назад +1

      That's Joe Wilkinson, not Lycett

    • @Twatman_21
      @Twatman_21 5 лет назад +26

      @@Pinario he's talking about the one where Lycett doesn't want to pay to use the bathroom.

  • @fern5505
    @fern5505 4 года назад +16

    9:38 jon just sipping his coffee

  • @EnsoTB
    @EnsoTB 5 лет назад +25

    Love Joe Lycett, I hope everyone has watched the Taskmaster series with him in, it’s brilliant 👌🏼

  • @GGHansford
    @GGHansford 5 лет назад +16

    "Fair words butter no parsnips." John Clarke, Paraemiologoa

  • @DeanMoxley87
    @DeanMoxley87 5 лет назад +27

    9:35 is Jimmy's laugh stuck on replay

  • @baconcake949
    @baconcake949 5 лет назад +84

    At 9.35 jimmy sounds like a broken record

    • @donny234
      @donny234 5 лет назад +5

      : use semi colon for the time link lad :) 9:35

    • @mollyhazel9278
      @mollyhazel9278 3 года назад

      @@donny234 9;35

  • @buttergirlepic5703
    @buttergirlepic5703 5 лет назад +8

    That kiss will go down as some of the hottest and funniest shit ever produced

  • @iantoroberts9939
    @iantoroberts9939 5 лет назад +71

    should do one on Danny Dyer

  • @cbj063
    @cbj063 5 лет назад +18

    Why do I find Jon so attractive? Oh and that laugh has to go.

  • @connorb5613
    @connorb5613 4 года назад +8

    “Straight to ibiza with you young lad” 😂

  • @IGIVEINPS3
    @IGIVEINPS3 4 года назад +13

    my fav of his is "I'm clearly parked on the moon"

  • @michael1906
    @michael1906 5 лет назад +17

    Joe lycett is such a good comedian, easily one of the best stand ups out there

  • @brinnyn6881
    @brinnyn6881 3 года назад +6

    That "no we're not!" Just gave me an asthma attack 😂😂😂😂

  • @brydon5721
    @brydon5721 5 лет назад +47

    I do wonder how scripted that snog was.

  • @HarekaTysiri
    @HarekaTysiri 4 года назад +3

    that kiss is unexpectedly arousing

  • @ThisCharmingMan1984
    @ThisCharmingMan1984 3 года назад +3

    Joe Lycett is what I imagine Sean Lock would have been like, if he’d been born 20 or 25 years later, and was into using social media.
    Sean’s got kids, so he obviously doesn’t get as much time as he’d probably like, to be as much of a bloody nuisance, to various authorities, and organisations, that really deserve to be fucked with mercilessly; or to waste peoples time with outlandish requests, or stupid questions, as I’m sure he’d love to do haha.
    He once told a great story, on regular “8 out of 10 Cats”, of how, when he was at school, one of his teachers got so angry, he threatened to punch him in the face, with the teacher even remarking he didn’t care if he lost his job for it; and it was all because Sean kept asking stupid question, after stupid question, riling the teacher up further, and further, until he was on the verge of completely snapping altogether haha.
    So yeah, I bet he’d be a handful for every town council, or overly bureaucratic organisation, in the country, if he had the time; it’s a shame, but at least we’ve got Joe flying the flag for the cause haha.

  • @halbyg4291
    @halbyg4291 5 лет назад +13

    2:08 this was my first exposure. Have loved him ever since.

  • @insolencestar
    @insolencestar 5 лет назад +10

    Jon's face is my face when I walk in on parents doing anything more than touching hands.

  • @saskobread1679
    @saskobread1679 4 года назад +7

    not a clue why I laughed so much when he said "Gratitude"

  • @grimreaper1542
    @grimreaper1542 5 лет назад +30

    Absolute legend

  • @JT-xj1pg
    @JT-xj1pg 5 лет назад +11

    We need a compilation of all the bits they perform before the times is up during the letters round