“You don’t deserve to be on that cross you lazy, wine-loving bisexual!” and then it pans to leaders in different subsets of Christianity. The best scene ever!
@@JK-gm6kk fucking cap it’s easily between Francine and haley. Then Jeff either way Jeff is third worse. I’d say Klaus but he got funny ass moments ngl.
Plus this scene is one of the few times he fully and completely understands a situation instantly. The fact that he knows Rodger so well that Rodger barely even finished his sentence before Jeff of all people started to panic.
9:07 Stan actually knows how long he can choke Roger before he dies........he's checking his watch ⌚ 👀 😂 🤣 He's probably done in dozens of times through the years
@Ryan Porchia Yeah, in fact, he was doing it to protect Francine because he was asking him/her "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WIFE!?!?" before he found out it was her.
@Allison Bauch they already do fight each other now, mainly cause of Roger. Personally i think the hypothetical episode would go like: Roger wishes he wasnt in their life. Sees how successful they all are without him. He gets sad, but the family still chooses him cause by this point they love him.
3:20 Hahahaha I love how Roger is SO petty that in the middle of getting the tar beat out of him he crawls over to this woman just to tell her she's ugly! 🤣🤣🤣 Never change Roger, never change 😂
Stan made the choice to bring him to his home he save his life in area 51 remember.....so there is that...but yeah he is a troublemaker...I swear one day Roger gonna do something really bad and who know what will happen....
It's been established that when other people see Rodger in disguise (most of the time, sometimes it is noticed he doesn't have a nose), he looks completely human. There is even a One Character rule where he has one character per family member where they can't realize its him.
I just love that Stan is actually a very strong guy even though he gets his ass handed to him a lot of the time (strong enough to pickup roger easily with one arms and hold him in a choke for the a exactly same amount of time to resuscitate him)
Can you do “Scared moments”? Like Smiths scaring other people or the Smiths gets scared. Also that aiming guns video, you forgot the parts where aimed his gun at a kid
In that case it should contain the scene where Stan controls the weather and forces a heterosexual man to kiss the neighbor gay newscaster just out of fear of him.
“Guys, guys, you know me....do I respond rationally when a new thaaang I’m into is met with resistance?” *shakes head nervously* 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I fkn LOVE Roger !!! 😆😆👽❤️
Jeff being repeatedly robbed and assaulted by Roger until Jeff had enough is a classic! Jeff gives a speech about how safe the hallway used to be and not being afraid, then pulls out a gun and empty it into Roger.
I always feel sorry for Roger when he cries 😭😭😭💔💔💔 he’s really the baby of the family lol like he can always dish shit out, by can never take it when someone wrongs him smh lol but ya still gotta love him the show wouldn’t be ANYTHING without Roger 👽🙌🏽😆
You’re getting a punch. When I get over there you’re getting a punch. Two punches. I’m going to keep adding punches.- Runs away crying. That never gets old.
"Yes, i'm crying, he hit me with a chair" and "that's a whoopsie" are true classics! Makes me laugh everytime!
"Back to sleep"
@@deshaunreid7728 Underrated lol!
Don’t forget “Is that the ‘come back and hit me’ whistle?” 😂😂😂
I've gave you your 660th like and your welcome.
@@afrosharkboy
I've gave you your 5th like and your welcome.
lol 70% of this is just Roger starting stuff or getting what he deserves and I'm here for it.
lol 70% of the show is Roger starting something and there we have a plot.
More like 95%
@@eaglescout9137 99%*
how about roger hates klaus
99% of the show is just Roger
“I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiii-“ no cartoon has ever made me laugh that hard. I’ll never forget that. 1:13
She just said *YEET*
well, since the car's lights are on, he is lying~
That line is one of the funniest of the show
😅👌🏼
😂😂😂😂
“You don’t deserve to be on that cross you lazy, wine-loving bisexual!” and then it pans to leaders in different subsets of Christianity. The best scene ever!
Best part is that the pope has a burger phone
@@giovannicervantes2053 he was also drinking wine
@@skrillframe64 best way to enjoy an afternoon
You seeing this shit?
@@giovannicervantes2053 true
*IS THAT THE COME BACK AND KICK ME WHISTLE?*
Shredded it...
Help! Car-jacking!!
6:31
Eh I don't have time for this
Come on you know the drill
"Is that a come back and kick me whistle ?" 🤣🤣
*kicks in the stomach*
@@hectorespinoza7678 walks away taking the money
The come back
You are not alone laughing at that, make one almost tempted to give a whistle to a friend and pull a Roger.
@@jefflemere4609 lol I can do that
It's lowkey adorable that you include Jeff getting attacked, he truly is a part or the Smith family.
Jeff is easily the worst
@@JK-gm6kk fucking cap it’s easily between Francine and haley. Then Jeff either way Jeff is third worse. I’d say Klaus but he got funny ass moments ngl.
@@stevenmark4407 Definitely Francine. She’s almost worst than Lois as a mom.
@@zaynes5094 what that’s wild francine is the best
Plus this scene is one of the few times he fully and completely understands a situation instantly. The fact that he knows Rodger so well that Rodger barely even finished his sentence before Jeff of all people started to panic.
2:11 “Do I respond rationally when a thing I’m into is met with resistance?”
This is truly me.
"You're getting a punch" 😂😂😂😂😂
What???
Jack Hayhurst Please Don’t
Jack Hayhurst What!!! Why???
Jack Hayhurst Pow Pow
@@napatsirisawadwattana6729 Roger:(cries)
“Yes, I’m crying! He hit me with a chair!”
The absolute highlight of the video
LOL!
4:13
He has a point 😂
nah the is that the come back and kick me whistle line thats the real highlight
Roger is a big baby
9:07 Stan actually knows how long he can choke Roger before he dies........he's checking his watch ⌚ 👀 😂 🤣
He's probably done in dozens of times through the years
Why is this the most cannon thing I’ve ever read
@Ribby The Party Frog he might have fought aliens before
@@Dr.Bright568 I think when they're detailing how Stan became indebted to roger Stan is bewildered by Roger indicating it's the first alien he'd met.
That was such an alpha move tbh
"Chocking" is what happens when you get stuff stuck in your windpipe. What stand did to Roger is "Strangulation."
“I’m choking this cactus!!!” 👽🌵😂
🏀
My basketball just bounced in ur comment section 😅😏
@@jspi04 can I have it? ; ^ ;
@@Wizzard-ze5ie :()
@@jspi04 lmao shooting your shot I see...👀🥰😆
@@jspi04 lmao imagine trying to flirt on RUclips
"Oh God!!"
"Not the necklace...ow"
My favorite lines.
Why you got so many necklace? Why you got necklace?
Milli Macro IT SMELL LIKE BITCH IN HERE
Mine is "Steve I freaked out"
"Scotty saw?!"
@DarrenFroilan Soberano I’m surprised that we haven’t seen this episode yet.
You forgot the one where Stan beats up Francine when she was frank
Yeah but he wasn't intending to beat up Francine though...
@Ryan Porchia Yeah, in fact, he was doing it to protect Francine because he was asking him/her "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY WIFE!?!?" before he found out it was her.
Not really count because he didn't know
@@avthendiarie9955 Yeah.
Do I gotta pull sausage
"Franciiine?! You t boned me bro!" This killed me 😂
STOP BULLYING OUR SON! 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
"It's for his own good! He has to learn to stand up for himself!"
@@sebastianemond5313He’s fine the way he is!
8:43
“Are you crying?”
“Yes I’m crying he hit me with a chair!”
Famous Last Words
Stan always beat the crap out of Roger.
bigdaddy239 until Roger is full of rage and he can totally take on stan
well to be fair he deserves it alot of the time
He does though...
But Stan has always been mean to Roger.
@@mamahasemohale3848 Still deserves it.
Francine throwing Roger off the cliff will always be so funny. Plus Stan was pretty agile when he was old.
Yeah he was
man tho wig fell off and all 😂😂
@@emmonybrown582 🤣🤣🤣
CRAB APPLES! 🔪🍏
"I have the car keys you STUPID BIIIIIIIIIIII..." 😂
“You don’t deserve to be on that cross you lazy, wine loving bisexual.” This has to be my favourite of Stan’s lines in the entire series
Stan: punches Jeff
Hayley: punches Stan
Francine: punches Hayley
Roger: NOW YOU DONE IT!! punches Klaus out of no Where 😂
I MEAAAN THIS IS KLAUS WERE TALKING ABOUT
Klaus deserved it
The fact that he looked at Francine while he was doing it😂😂😂
I could watch Roger getting his ass kicked for hours.
It’s true i like that
Why is roger the cause of almost every fight? Lol
I'm surprised he isn't in EVERY fight
Lmao cause he’s Chaotic Neutral and Chaotic Evil
Because he’s Roger
i wonder what their family would be like if roger wasnt in their life. They should do an episode on that
@Allison Bauch they already do fight each other now, mainly cause of Roger. Personally i think the hypothetical episode would go like: Roger wishes he wasnt in their life. Sees how successful they all are without him. He gets sad, but the family still chooses him cause by this point they love him.
"I have the car keys in my pockets, you stupid biiiiiiiiitch!" Kills me every time
When Roger does a trick flip over Jeff and says "shredded it" 😂😂😂😂
3:20 Hahahaha I love how Roger is SO petty that in the middle of getting the tar beat out of him he crawls over to this woman just to tell her she's ugly! 🤣🤣🤣 Never change Roger, never change 😂
He can’t, If Rogers nice he’ll die.
3:24
*YOU DONT DESERVE TO BE ON THAT CROSS, YOU LAZY WINE-LOVING BISEXUAL!!!!*
Bye I'm died DEAD😭💀
I'm surprised there's only 9+mins of the family fighting each other 😆
Yeah I was expecting it to be longer
Same
If it was family guy it’d be hours
it’s can be longer but ehh who cares
There's much more than this
I love how he’s getting beat up and tells the girl she’s ugly lmao
8:41 Francine savage. No scratches
LOL!!
Steve's face after Stan says "Yeah, that's what your mom said last night!" kills me every damn time
😱
Me too 😂
Roger really is a troublemaker
Yes he causes way more more trouble than the smith family
Understatement
Stan made the choice to bring him to his home he save his life in area 51 remember.....so there is that...but yeah he is a troublemaker...I swear one day Roger gonna do something really bad and who know what will happen....
@@moodyowlproductions4287 didn't he help ending the world once when all his personalities split in different Rogers?
It’s true
4:04 “Take that sir.”
Absolute genius line. I have to remember that.
Behold a grown Man, weeping like-
"yes I'm crying, *he hit me with a chair.*
Stan's face after hitting roger. 😐
Roger beating Jeff in the hallway will never not make me cry 💀
3:08 Stan beating roger up as Santa Claus was the funniest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But very mean to christians !
Santa Claus beating the crap out of Jesus. thats like having a fever dream
@@ricardoreis4385 Eh, I'm sure they're a very forgiving bunch.
4:44 beats it
It reminds me of the south parks episode where Jesus fighting Santa.
I'm amazed that Jeff never notices that it's Roger who's robbing him
It's been established that when other people see Rodger in disguise (most of the time, sometimes it is noticed he doesn't have a nose), he looks completely human. There is even a One Character rule where he has one character per family member where they can't realize its him.
@@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk also Jeff is kindof an idiot
Also, wasn’t that before Jeff realized that Roger was an alien?
@@SpaceCase132
No Jeff addresses Rogers maid persona as “roger” so he clearly knows who that is
@@s.nifrum4580 He’s uncle Roger they’ve always called him that to trick Jeff
2:57: Oh, you think you got a shot, p*** star? Then bring it!
Ah I wasn't ready!
This is how Houdini died
4:08
I love how Stan doesn’t even question why Roger slapped him. He just hits him back as hard as he can and then leaves
"STEVE! I freaked out!"
These compilation videos help cure my quarantine blues.
LOL
02:16+02:17+02:18
4:44 My favorite Roger beating in the whole series.
Mine too.
Lmao he tried living as the family cat to hide. 😅
@@PhenomResurrections08 cats are assholes
Phenom951 I never thought of that before lmao
Mine the preist one
I just love that Stan is actually a very strong guy even though he gets his ass handed to him a lot of the time (strong enough to pickup roger easily with one arms and hold him in a choke for the a exactly same amount of time to resuscitate him)
It’s true
3:37 are we gonna ignore the fact that the pope has his phone in the shape of a burger
„Is that the come back and kick me whistle ?“ makes me laugh every time
95% of these involves roger
Exactly.
The one that stands out is when stan kills his own kids
Your face looks just like a dude's junk.........Roger will love you half of the time.
@@Maw0 again :D
@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon Omg stop!!!
4:08 Probably the funniest unexpected scene I've seen in any show.
That look Steve has after Stan says “like your mom last night” has me dying😂
I love Stan as Steve’s bully 🤣
The title should be "Roger vs The smiths"
Steve’s “Oh God!” at 1:40 always makes me laugh!!
Honestly choking someone, then restarting their heart is the ultimate power play
The hallway one was so cinematic and deserves a whole movie
When Roger’s wig flies off @ 1:14 😂😭💀
*"I HAVE THE CAR KEYS ON MY POCKET YOU STUPID BIIIIIIIII¡¡¡¡¡¡...."*
Pause at 1:15
The chair one is my favorite.
6:30 Is That The Comeback And Kick Me Whistle!?
*kick*
7:30 Stan would be proud
Two video ideas:
"Steve the Virgin"
"The Smiths (minus Roger) in d
Disguise"
I can only think of the time Roger and Hayley were playing dress up to get Roger to sign something and Stan when he did Roger's personas.
Maw The asshole don’t forget when Francine and roger played widows and when they became a married coupe
@@shantaerobynn Oh YEAH!
Steve as a grandma was shown in this video
Steve get no pussy you finna have an 1hr + of rejection
Can you do “Scared moments”? Like Smiths scaring other people or the Smiths gets scared. Also that aiming guns video, you forgot the parts where aimed his gun at a kid
In that case it should contain the scene where Stan controls the weather and forces a heterosexual man to kiss the neighbor gay newscaster just out of fear of him.
"YOU'RE MEAN!" gets me every time
Stan: AND YOU'RE A PAIN IN MY ASS!!!😂😂😂😂😂
It's cute that you included Jeff in the compilation of the Smiths fighting each other. So nice to see him belonging.
You know what’s funny, Roger’s the cause of most of these fights but ppl forget he needs to be an asshole to live 💀
What?
@@katlehosuping5663 watch the episode “Frannie 911”
oh yeah he needs to be mean so he'll live
8:30 stan was singing Drops of Jupiter by train
Tell me, did you sail across the sun? Did you make it to the Milky Way?
5:49 the one time Roger got the upper hand in a fight with Stan
I love the face Steve makes when Stan makes the “your mom” jokes
Best part that's probley true
LMFAOOOOO.
What’s hilarious is that’s his dad talkin about his mom. HIS MOM LOL😂🤣😆😂🤣😆.
The sound that Roger make when Stan choke him,.. I can't get enough of that
Alright calm down bud
The cpr sound was funny tho
“You don’t deserve to be on that cross you lazy, wine loving bisexual” has me in tears LMAO 💀
“Is that the come back and kick me whistle!” Best Roger Line😂🤣
"Guys, guys, you know me: do I respond rationally when a new thing I’m into is met with resistance?" I’m sorry I can’t 😂
I love the fact that this is one of the longest videos on the channel lmao I love this show
Lmao Stan’s smile at 0:30 😂 all it took to make rover run for his life
2:52 Hayley channeling in her inner Hank Hill.
Yes I'm crying he hit me with a chair.
2:41 "I'm choking this cactus!"
That “Your getting a punch” took me out🤣
“This is how Houdini died”😂
7:40 if roger has a gun why didn’t he lead with that 😂
Dang, francine is hot
busted blader she’s also a cartoon
@@DKCG0113 even better
Jmcshay May lmao you think she’d look good printed on a body pillow?
Weirdo
That body pillow could stand up on its own by the time I'm done with it
“ I have the car keys in my pocket you stupid BIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiii- “ 😂😂
8:02 has me laughing so hard
Nice vid, but u forgot the one where Francine and Hayley fight over who’s the prettiest
Obviously Roger is the prettiest
0:40 by far the funniest scene :D
😂😂😂
I love when Stan gets violent it's always the funniest 😂
“Guys, guys, you know me....do I respond rationally when a new thaaang I’m into is met with resistance?”
*shakes head nervously*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I fkn LOVE Roger !!! 😆😆👽❤️
4:17 that scene is amazing I'm dead
Damn you hasn’t uploaded in like two months, was getting worried
He uploaded five days ago
The car keys scene, it gets me every time!
Jeff being repeatedly robbed and assaulted by Roger until Jeff had enough is a classic! Jeff gives a speech about how safe the hallway used to be and not being afraid, then pulls out a gun and empty it into Roger.
"Is that the come back and kick me whistle?" I love that line
"is that the come back and kick me whistle?" Love Roger.
4:33 Most Funny Scene 😃😃😁😁
Can we admire the fact Haley a stoner can beat a real life C.I.A agent
And then Klaus caught the back end of the fade for fucking no reason! 🤣🤣
She recieved a highly advanced hand to hand combat training as a child. Yes the memorys are locked behind a Keyword but the muscles never forget :P
5:14 Hayley looks pretty without her bandanna
"No one's trying to kill you, you have dementia"
"Crabapples"
I always feel sorry for Roger when he cries 😭😭😭💔💔💔 he’s really the baby of the family lol like he can always dish shit out, by can never take it when someone wrongs him smh lol but ya still gotta love him the show wouldn’t be ANYTHING without Roger 👽🙌🏽😆
5:03 This has to be one of my favorite Roger moments.
1:23 Hailey hair was so damn majestic after gettin cut
You’re getting a punch. When I get over there you’re getting a punch. Two punches. I’m going to keep adding punches.- Runs away crying. That never gets old.
8:28 - Now THIS is the reason I can't stop laughing when it comes to car crashes. LOL 😂 😆
0:04 😂😂😂😂😂😂 when Stan got down
I like how it shows how conditioned we all are to stop at a red light even when it's completely illogical.
0:08 that caught me off guard, that poor foking fish
The fish has a name, it’s Klaus.
“That’s what your mom said last night” will always crack me up 😂😂💀
The mom jokes are fucking gold, cause he not lying or joking, he’s deadass 😂😂
Roger kills people 2
There are way more instances of his murderous antics