Roger has to be a comedy writers wet dream come true...with all of the personas he adopts from episode to episode, and even within the same episode, he can not only be any character they need him to be each time, but they can twist the plot endlessly to suit their whims because of it. They must have a blast writing him. It probably never gets old!
Eh it got old. Once all the characters have gone through as much development as they can without completely changing personas the show kinda died. It’s still funny-ish like family guy but the heart of the show left a long time ago.
lol this video could be feature film length if you included everything. My favorite petty Roger moment is when he scalps a lady for not liking his order.
@@nuice1482 en mi país tradujeron ese chiste como literalmente "lavate las manos" y no "wash your hands" por lo que se perdió completamente la gracia y pico pal que lee
There’s so many more petty things to put here. Like locking Steve and Haley in dog crates because Haley deleted one of his episodes of Bones, and Steve said the quality of the show had decreased
"You're about to seriously regret not complimenting my order... sounds trivial when I say it out loud, but I know in my heart it's not." How the hell do you miss that one?
DID anyelse remember when steve ate the last cookie and roger freaks out and convinces Steve is adopted by burning all his childhood photos, then convinces to dress up and present himself to some random parents who lost their child
I think Roger's ultimate act of pettiness was seeking revenge on a waitress because she complemented Hayley's order and not his, resulting in him partially scalping her while on a date. Whoever wrote that Roger/Hayley B-plot deserves a raise because it was just perfect.
there's also that time he got mad at that waitress for not complementing his order, The time he captured jay Leno and didn't remember why, taking Hailey to a pig show, and killed that actor for not being his "dream Phone" crush.
I like how Steve doesn't get angry during the adoption farce. That's a bro moment. I don't think Roger would legit hurt Steve. I think he's the only person Roger really likes. Okay. He did push him off the boat, but he knew there was time for Stan or someone to save him.
"That's for taking my cookie" That destruction of innocent people compared to what Roger did to Steve is crazy and so funny. It's well crafted dark humor.
It’s my favorite for American Dad. The videos show the thumbnail as an actual part of the video, the titles don’t feel like they were written by a robot, and the video is actually what it’s title suggests instead of being two or three episodes being sloppily edited together.
"I just love it when crap lines up like that" Literally reminds me of the time I made my friend paranoid that I was going to lie and tell the waitress it was her birthday when she left to go to the bathroom.... She came back, sat down and the clapping started. The staff walked right up to the booth directly behind her and started singing happy birthday. I literally started crying from trying to hold in my laughter as she glared at me. It was truly one of the most beautiful coincidences I've seen play out in real life
I think the funniest thing about the roast episode is that, even if the rest of the family just threw some good-natured jokes at Roger like Stan said, he’d probably still go on a homicidal rampage lmao
7:36 I was just a kid when I first saw this episode, and for some reason the image of roger running back and forth like that was the source of many nightmares for roughly a month after seeing it!
I would've killed Roger long time ago if I was this family. But then again, I'm glad they didn't, because he's my favorite character out of all of seth MacFarlane's character's.
I like how when Roger tries to kill the family over the roast, after their car crash Steve says "wow, this car's really safe". Bruh, you rolled over thrice and are full of glass. That's not safe.
When Steve said "They live in a box" that made me think to the first time someone ever said that insult in relevant context....I think they invented that insult
Roger, petty? Dude, with all of the things he did over the years, just for his own personal gain or personal vendetta, calling him petty now is both an understatement and a compliment.
I felt sorry for them, and I was surprised how well Steve took it, but I still like the fact how much effort Roger put into his revenge even it was just for a cookie though.
Roger making Steve think he's adopted after he ate his cookie is one of my all-time favourite Roger storylines
Ok...Eat up...Eat....up... lmao
LOL
It didn't include the scene when Steve made out with his sister
Ya snooze ya lose !
of course you would find it funny
The pettiest person asked for a roast. It went perfectly
M.C.Martin Official Channel haha that whole episode could just be this video !!! Also one of my fav episodes
It was the same in family guy with peter
hes an alien
He's a alien
666 :)
*Francine, I haven't been entirely truthful with you.*
Oh COME ON
I've got the keys you dumb bitch!!!!
I’ve got the keys in my pocket, you stupid bitch!!!
Context?
This still might be my favorite episode 😂 "You need to go to the hospital immediately, you're clearly dying."
“I even offered to share the pretzel.” “Yeah after you drowned it in mustard. THIS ISNT OVER WATLY!
@@Jr-dj3rt IT WAS THE LAST ONE!!!!!!
@@Taintsnicely5434 also, who dips a pretzal in mustard?!🤮🤮🤮
@@TRC2002 mustard and pretzel is a german thing? Another point for German engineering
@@TRC2002 you ain't ever been to baseball game have you
What if Roger wasn’t lying about that stuff?
Why do I feel like this should be at least an hour long.
Yes! And even so this is the channel's longest video yet, so fitting right?
Not even an hour. Like 2 hours LOL
CorgiWithAnOrgy 24 hours
@@m.c.martin a god damn week
😘
Dude is practically the physical manifestations of “taking things to the extreme”
I can understand being petty, but killing a baby?!!! Really?!! #$% u!
Replace the word 'practically' with the word 'literally'
I agree as well. Shallow and pedantic
NibbA
I belive that would be cartman, roger is second
@@levicarmody444 but who would win? THAT is the question
Roger has to be a comedy writers wet dream come true...with all of the personas he adopts from episode to episode, and even within the same episode, he can not only be any character they need him to be each time, but they can twist the plot endlessly to suit their whims because of it. They must have a blast writing him. It probably never gets old!
Facts
@@boostedboosted3088 Who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?
@@jamarkusholcomb516 That's a tough one. They're both excellent characters. I'd say Bender, then Roger.
@@jamarkusholcomb516 Bender
Eh it got old. Once all the characters have gone through as much development as they can without completely changing personas the show kinda died. It’s still funny-ish like family guy but the heart of the show left a long time ago.
lol this video could be feature film length if you included everything. My favorite petty Roger moment is when he scalps a lady for not liking his order.
Yes, that was the best! I wish it was included.
Or when he was a limo driver and killed those frat boys.
@@vocalvole Did he really kill 5 guys over 20 dollars?
Xelltrix yes just like how he killed 6 guys over 19 dollars
@@Xelltrix Yup, in the episode Virtual In-stanity. Roger's crazy lol.
You forgot the episode where Roger tricks Steve in being accepted into “Hogwarts” 😂😂😂
He came back with a brick of coke 🤣🤣🤣
Lavate los Manos
@@nuice1482 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@nuice1482 en mi país tradujeron ese chiste como literalmente "lavate las manos" y no "wash your hands" por lo que se perdió completamente la gracia y pico pal que lee
That wasn’t pettiness tho: that was just Roger being devious and Steve being a moron.
“I’m ugly and my butt is huge” I feel personally attacked....
#MrFretz big butts are amazing though
@@ethoncharles2386 not if it's just fat
There's a booty and then there's a bum. Big difference.
Ethon Charles not when everywhere els is also huge
#MrFretz yes indeed
There’s so many more petty things to put here. Like locking Steve and Haley in dog crates because Haley deleted one of his episodes of Bones, and Steve said the quality of the show had decreased
That episode was my favorite! Something about Haley in a dog crate is so amusing.
"My bones! My bones!" 😂😂😂😂
Hi fellow Ryan
To be fair I’d also be pissed about missing out on bones
and killing that guy from the dream phone because he didnt like going to the mall
I was totally expecting the episode where Rodger gets angry at the waitress for not complimenting his order
Giovanni that one was the best
Me too
“Same as him?! same as him my ass you knew exactly the game we were playing”!
Fr he literally SCALPS her because she ordered the same as her date meaning he couldn't trash on her choice man's so petty 😭
When he scalps her Apache style 💀
"You're about to seriously regret not complimenting my order... sounds trivial when I say it out loud, but I know in my heart it's not."
How the hell do you miss that one?
I’ll add it to “Missing Media”
Add it to when roger threw jeff into space just because he didn't to hide in a disguise for jeff
You could probably just make a part 2 for this theme, there's still plenty of primo roger pettiness to be had
You know what i den't know is that roger was married to the alian king and cheated on him
DID anyelse remember when steve ate the last cookie and roger freaks out and convinces Steve is adopted by burning all his childhood photos, then convinces to dress up and present himself to some random parents who lost their child
“Well, how do you kill babies?”
Notice how Stan says “shut up” and not “I don’t” 🤔
Even if he did, a normal person would just say "Shut up" if the other one asked how to kill a baby.
CIA things, dont worry about it
No I’m really thinks about that but it’s true
With a tissue.
If I was a C.I.A. assassin, who had to kill a baby, I think that I would smother them with a pillow.
2:03 Petty yes, but he does have a point.
You don’t offer someone a pretzel after you drown it in mustard. Sadly not everyone likes mustard.
Mustard is trash
now honey mustard on the other hand, honey mustard is to die for
@@TomasM30 he got a point
I like mustard
I like mustard
I like mustard
Roger is seriously the best part of American Dad
Seriously who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?
@@jamarkusholcomb516 don't make me choose 🥺🥺
@@jamarkusholcomb516 also thanks for helping save the world 🌎 🙏
@@jamarkusholcomb516 damn dude, that is a good one.
💯😂😂😂😂
"I'm going to cry and dip my cookie in your tears" god he is sooo funny. I just love how dramatic he is
Ooooh let me taste your tears Steve Oooooh yes they're so tasty....so refreshing and salt......
@@patrickwannafightaboutit6338 Ah yes, the *Tears of Unfathomable Sadness*
I think Roger's ultimate act of pettiness was seeking revenge on a waitress because she complemented Hayley's order and not his, resulting in him partially scalping her while on a date. Whoever wrote that Roger/Hayley B-plot deserves a raise because it was just perfect.
"Go home bit$%es. Show's over, I nailed it."
dkm07305able just say bitches we know what you mean
I read this, while hearing Roger say it.
My favorite one
That's totally Roger
Why are you censoring yourself?
You forgot the time he killed five people for $20
there's also that time he got mad at that waitress for not complementing his order, The time he captured jay Leno and didn't remember why, taking Hailey to a pig show, and killed that actor for not being his "dream Phone" crush.
Quade Ong he killed more...the whole plane
Oh yeah and that other time he tried to kill everyone on a plane because they would laugh at his jokes.
That was a whole episode 😂
and the time he killed six people for $19
I like how Steve doesn't get angry during the adoption farce. That's a bro moment. I don't think Roger would legit hurt Steve. I think he's the only person Roger really likes. Okay. He did push him off the boat, but he knew there was time for Stan or someone to save him.
To be fair I think it's because he was happy to.not live in the box
@@PeacefulJointq1
"That's for taking my cookie" That destruction of innocent people compared to what Roger did to Steve is crazy and so funny. It's well crafted dark humor.
i like how no one dressed up for roger’s roast.
no one came either.
If anyone else came they'd be dead
You are asking why nobody came to the roast of the alien that killed 6 guys over 19 dollars?
@@frank8917of course not! but i mean surely they would’ve came to the roast of the guy who killed 5 guys over $20
@@theoriginldw yeah but if somebody came they would’ve ended up dead
Like those 5 guys
That 5 guys and everyone un that plane
This is slowly becoming my favorite channel..
It’s my favorite for American Dad. The videos show the thumbnail as an actual part of the video, the titles don’t feel like they were written by a robot, and the video is actually what it’s title suggests instead of being two or three episodes being sloppily edited together.
Greatest character in cartoon history
You're forgetting Ricky Spanish
Matteo Marchesini sane person
@@M.W.2 It's not Ricky Spanish, it is Ricky Spaaaniish...
@@sofianee3580 underrated comment! Lol
Next to Bender
"Need I say more?"
"Only if you want me to understand"
7:34 the way roger runs back and forth 😂😂
I always laugh at that part too 😂
Rodger calling alcohol necessary juice is literally the best description I've ever heard anybody say about alcohol. Its definitely MY necessary juice.
“It’s not silly juice it’s necessary juice!” Damn I felt that one to my core
"I just love it when crap lines up like that"
Literally reminds me of the time I made my friend paranoid that I was going to lie and tell the waitress it was her birthday when she left to go to the bathroom.... She came back, sat down and the clapping started. The staff walked right up to the booth directly behind her and started singing happy birthday.
I literally started crying from trying to hold in my laughter as she glared at me. It was truly one of the most beautiful coincidences I've seen play out in real life
Jesus 😂
"FRANCINE I HAVEN'T BEEN ENTIRELY TRUTHFUL WITH YOU"
That red wig was worth it
OH COME ON!
All these clips and you missed the pettiest of them all! When Roger scalps a waitress for not complimenting his food order 😂
Was def his worst antic 😂
he also killed 5 guys over 20 dollars
I think the funniest thing about the roast episode is that, even if the rest of the family just threw some good-natured jokes at Roger like Stan said, he’d probably still go on a homicidal rampage lmao
I think we’re gonna need a part 2
And a couple more after that.
Adam Steven we’ll need a whole James Bond franchise
PC Principal I read that in Roger
*part 75 you mean as if 2 is enough
PC Principal naa we need a part 35
Said Roger was being petty? I don't see it, they all seem like rational responses to what happened.
DPowered Smith Exactly! If someone took my cookie I would DESTROY THEIR LIFE AND THEIR LOVED ONES!!!
Especially the pretzel
Feral Fires drowned in mustard
I mean, that should be life in jail at the very least. #stoppretzelabuse
@@exodustimes4266 that pretzel was sufficient enough
5:36
Oh, I love it when crap lines up like that
“Roger is petty” is an extreme understatement.
The way Roger runs when he thinks he kills him always cracks me up
Seriously who’s cooler and funnier Roger from American dad or Bender from Futurama?
Hard to say I love them both but I'd have to go with my OG Bender
7:36
I was just a kid when I first saw this episode, and for some reason the image of roger running back and forth like that was the source of many nightmares for roughly a month after seeing it!
I love how he is the antagonist in an episode as often as he is a protagonist.
7:38- so funny the way he runs, I watch that over and over so funny
A fey pansexual alcoholic nonhuman, need I say more?
Roger is a pan icon
Aggressive Pie yeah sure
Only if you want me to understand
He’s not pansexual he has no human gender lol 😂
@Random Duder a roast of Andy Dick
The whole Jeff Wotley thing cracks me up every time
Honestly, my mom reacts the same way
Jesus. Hopefully you don't turn out like her.
Yes I feel like i just a bitchy roommate.
Lol she almost killed a baby?
oh hey Rogu
@@Too_li the baby was him
3:42: Roger might be trying to kill us. And we have no brakes.
Okay Steve that was just straight up evil
Roger is the ultimate drama queen Which is why I love him And I do mean in that way
3:34 stan is able to stop when reversing but it later revealed to have no brakes
It’s a cartoon
Roger holds a grudge. An eye for an eye isn't good enough
1:40
“Need I say more?”
“Only if you want me to understand.”
2:52 the way he says "you stay away from me francine" 😭😭😭
0:25 Stan’s reaction to Roger’s question is so hilarious.
Well, how do *you* kill babies?
- Shut up!
I read the title as "Roger is pretty", that'd be a good idea for a video
When he finally drew on eyebrows
@@pixiestxNyomouf Same.
"Well how do you kill babies?" My favorite line 😂
"Shut up!"
petty, more like a brat but that why we love him
gina Festa He’s both.
He’s a full blown psychopath
No, I hate him and hope he dies, like now!
“Roger might be trying to kill us”
“And we have no breaks”
Nah, its all in your head
I love that Stan's so casual about it.
I love JESUS CHRIST and he loves you
4:38 the slap and the scream always fucking gets me
Aeegh!!
Roger trying to drown Steve while sipping his "silly juice" will always be a vibe for me.
Of course this is the longest lol
1:05 the faces the judges make are perfect.
"You go. I'm just gonna stare at the lake and think about how I almost killed a baby."
Right from the beginning starting off with a banger lmao that episode was hilarious 😂
Of course roger is petty
He wouldn’t be Roger if he wasn’t petty
I like how Steve isn't even mad when Roger reveals his.."prank". Those poor parents finding out they're just the product of a prank. lol
Roger is without a doubt the funniest animated character of all time
Facts lol
1:45 one thing I don’t get about this scene is how this guys apartment is so nice when his building’s a wreck?
Right?! 😂
When he tried to kill bullocks son 😂😂😂
Watching this made me realize I have a little of roger inside me. Ahhhhhh!!!
That must hurt, pal. It's ok to speak up.
I think we all do inside
What if we’re all Roger’s personas?
Roger is the absolute GREATEST character of all time.
6:20 Steve is such a good sport
“He kissed his sister because of him 😨”
the fact that Stan's reaction to "How do you kill babies" is SHUT UP instead of I DON'T KILL BABIES 💀
1:13 those horrible things he describes sounds like things that roger can do
I would've killed Roger long time ago if I was this family. But then again, I'm glad they didn't, because he's my favorite character out of all of seth MacFarlane's character's.
Agreed,Although his antics are funny until it actually happens to you.
I like how when Roger tries to kill the family over the roast, after their car crash Steve says "wow, this car's really safe". Bruh, you rolled over thrice and are full of glass. That's not safe.
"I'm ugly and my butt is huge."
The husband and wife tho I feel so bad and their faces when they took the picture
When Steve said "They live in a box" that made me think to the first time someone ever said that insult in relevant context....I think they invented that insult
I cried buckets of tears for them.
Yeah, that one felt a little too real...:(
-"This case goes to trial but...Benton was on the bench,so...need I say more?"
-"Only if you want me to understand." 😂😂😂 Too fucking funny.
I love how Rodger has so much free time & disposable income that he can come up with all of these crazy schemes.
I love how you manage to have decent editing and titles that actually relate to the videos
0:37 A glimpse into Roger's Humanity and sanity
HE EVEN OFFERED HIM THE PRETZEL
AFTER IT WAS DROWNED IN MUSTARD
This should be much longer, he's always been petty.
*Give me Silly Juice and watch me fall down!*
Hi
It’s not silly juice it’s necessary juice!
Roger reacted the same way Peter did at his roast.
4:50
Is Stewie going to grow up to look like Steve? I say this because that baby picture makes him look like Stewie.
Omg the head shape😂😂
Lol a young Hey Arnold right there with that football head
7:03 pretty much what every alcoholic in my life says to me when I ask them why they drink
Best part is that he doesn’t disagree with the “delusional rates” part.
4:55 Steve looks like Stewie
Roger, petty? Dude, with all of the things he did over the years, just for his own personal gain or personal vendetta, calling him petty now is both an understatement and a compliment.
3:01 that episode was all about pitty Roger
2:37 CLASSIC!!!😂😂😂😂
4:55 RIP Steve's baby pictures!!! 😂😂😂
Roger's revenge on "you snooze, you loose."
The cookie 🍪 part though :))))
Yeah after you drowned it in mustard, This isn't over Watley!
7:38 The way roger runs 😂
How could you not have the waitress who never complemented his order in this video ?
Roger: GO HOME BITCHES SHOW'S OVER I NAILED IT!!!
I died😆😆😆😆
Its 5 in the morning. I haven't gotten at least 20 minutes of sleep. This is what I've been doing. Thank you so much! I love your videos
All those lies for a pretzel ..... I love you Roger
Crazy how American dad can make a literal psychopath so lovable
When the two adults thought they found there lost child it was so far to watch
I felt sorry for them, and I was surprised how well Steve took it, but I still like the fact how much effort Roger put into his revenge even it was just for a cookie though.