Am i the only one bothered by him reading the next one and sometimes finishing it and starting the one after that, before even showing the posts? Especially when picture related it just destroys it completely
@@aidensnyder2420 the video* The audio is earlier, therefore it's not the "delayed" part. Also, thanks, captain obvious, for failing at pointing out the obvious. You are a true hero, your information was very valuable
Hey all, I tried trimming the messed up title out of the video in RUclips editor, and RUclips has made the video messed up and out of sync. We are trying to fix! Thanks for letting us know.
right as i saw this a video called “the war of the bucket oversimplified” was reccomended to me the war of the bucket (i think) involved an italian city state called bologna
I once got into an argument online, and the dude I was arguing with ended the conversation with “I hope someone puts sour apple detangler in your curly fries”, I think about him quite frequently.
Me: "Solve the puzzle: Yelp red, Snapchat yellow, Skype ____." Skype: "We're not falling for that again." Me: "Just like how you fell from relevancy when it seemed like the perfect time for you to _really_ take off?" (Okay, this didn't happen, but imagine if it did.)
My favorite insult. It may not make sense but. "You looked like a toothpaste cap that 3 kids have used, what I'm trying to say is that you be lookin like a mess"
I genuinely feel bad for company twitter representatives who end up being the victims of jokes against their brand when they just want to have a wholesome chat. Poor Skype person. :(
49:18 To be fair, it’s his first time and letting the stuff out early is a compliment, it’s like saying they feel good or that you are REALLY into them
13:48 he looks British I don’t know why, but 14-year-old Ben just looks British. Also, the guy deleted his account and some Chinese(?) guy owns it now :/
18:16 I feel bad for people like this, growing up without a choice in your looks and slowly developing different methods to try and get a partner, luckily for me I didn’t develop a different method at all
32:05 Ayo Leon Kuwata be like "It WaS sElF dEfEnCe" yea Sayaka tried to kill you first BUT you could have left after she hid in the bathroom you didn't have to kill her So basically Leon Kuwata Is a scum bag
33:14 “Old man Parker, he owns half the farming land in this county, the only way to truly succeed here, is if you can sabotage his business, cutting his worth in half, and buy out his farming monopoly. Only then, have you truly won the farming industry.”
10:56 if you buy high quality chicken (not from standard factory farms) it does actually have a bit of taste on its own and is good. I buy from Stange but that's a norwegian brand, not sure but there is probably something equalent in the US. "Super fast" growing chickens fed on the cheapest feed isn't gonna taste much, but chicken can have natural taste. Having the skin on whole cooking also helps
@@JohnCena-ic7rd No, not the whitest, why?. But I am a white person yes, so are like 90% of my friends. I tend to get more tan naturally than most of them
@@zakosist ooo okay sorry for guessing. Most of the white side of my family think salt is spicy and I knew that was mind boggling, but they still season their chicken even if it's only a little bit. I agree what having the skin on the chicken cooked it better but you alway have to add spices.
36:15 dude looks like if a barbie doll and panic at the disco animorphed into an electric pencil sharpener, but not like the good kind, the kind you’d find in a low-budget primary school (elementary school to Americans) art class.
Dear Cougar, I found a stuffed wolf that had different color eyes, so I named it cougar because I know you always say you have the same condition! Edit: I hope you find it funny :)
For some reason i want a rotary phone. Not to use, but to play with on my desk. The sound when dialing a number. Waiting for the rotation disk to retuen to its original position. The curls of the cord. The feel of the reciever in my hand. The ability to pretend i am summoning the troops or being called my a serial killer.
13:03 she thinks these mental illnesses are made up yet is still frightened enough by the prospect of her kid being affected by it to risk a whole ass baby
The name Anfisa makes Swedes laugh immaturely bc "fisa" means "to fart" (usually the lighter, soundless type of fart). The bigger one is "prutt" or "fjärt". The more you know. 😂
Skype didn't lose it's market domination to just Zoom, it lost most of it to Discord first, and then professional use cases, the only thing they really had left, to Zoom.
man I love all of these bc I have a bully that just tells me almost every week that and I quote "go to Mac Donalds" some day I want to see good insult I tell them "hay if you get a better insult I will be happy" nothing deferent and what makes them worse is that he is shorter than a corn stalk.
"Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass" "The same reason your girl brings a purse on a date and don't pay" So... for easy storage and easy access?
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
Am i the only one bothered by him reading the next one and sometimes finishing it and starting the one after that, before even showing the posts? Especially when picture related it just destroys it completely
basically the audio got delayed by the intro
@@aidensnyder2420 the video*
The audio is earlier, therefore it's not the "delayed" part. Also, thanks, captain obvious, for failing at pointing out the obvious. You are a true hero, your information was very valuable
yeah it made this video unwatchable for me. im glad you mentioned it bc i didn't see any comments bringing it up, so i thought i was going crazy.
Hey all, I tried trimming the messed up title out of the video in RUclips editor, and RUclips has made the video messed up and out of sync. We are trying to fix! Thanks for letting us know.
I believe it is still processing the change.
"Soon you become what you truly are deep down in your heart."
"Deep down I'm bologna?"
"Yes."
right as i saw this a video called “the war of the bucket oversimplified” was reccomended to me
the war of the bucket (i think) involved an italian city state called bologna
I once got into an argument online, and the dude I was arguing with ended the conversation with “I hope someone puts sour apple detangler in your curly fries”, I think about him quite frequently.
Next thing he said was "also hope it go up from below the belt"
I started growing out my hair at 12 years old and, I can say from experience, sour apple detangler fecking sucks.
Me: "Solve the puzzle: Yelp red, Snapchat yellow, Skype ____."
Skype: "We're not falling for that again."
Me: "Just like how you fell from relevancy when it seemed like the perfect time for you to _really_ take off?"
(Okay, this didn't happen, but imagine if it did.)
Hello comrade
sup commie
R/rareinsults
well it just might ima try and get them with this again lmao and if they dont fall for it ima slap em with this
“how does she look homeless inside her own home”
don’t do minx like that
*i’m just kidding do it*
39:37 this is a reference to community where kim, who plays chang, makes an army of teenage boys to take over greendale community college. great show
Agreed
I love community
What
@@Tw0Dots
haha yeah
I came here to yell at him for this....I think I still will
“When you were human, I am human, im still human”
-Mark Zuck
The cat approves
Thank you, cat
What the cat do?
@Sans Undertale thank you sans undertale
@@EzPzReads Genocide
The cat has toppled many tyrants and has gone unrecognized we must give the cat what it needs 100 get out of bath free card
My favorite insult. It may not make sense but.
"You looked like a toothpaste cap that 3 kids have used, what I'm trying to say is that you be lookin like a mess"
9:05 ah yes cougar thats a good horse impression.
Yeah I was wondering wtf just happened
18:49 I’ve seen this many times, can someone acknowledge that she has the flag of Liberia in her name?
37:19 its a reference from the office. his character stole bowling shoes
The fact Cougar said "Thank you. DR" really felt like a punch in the gut. TL;DR means "Too Long; Didn't read."
00:13 Ah yes r/blursedimages. Exactly what I came for
39:41 nice reference to the show. I love the community memes
Razzbowski has a FAMILY you can't just *murder* him like that 😭
25:38
I AM NOT CONVINCED THAT HE IS A REAL PERSON AND NOT AN UNSTABLE AMALGAMATION OF OFFBRAND CHOCOLATE PUDDING
For people that didn’t know, at 39:39 Suxh is talking about what Ken did in the show Community
Cougar in double speed sounds so freaking funny xD
I genuinely feel bad for company twitter representatives who end up being the victims of jokes against their brand when they just want to have a wholesome chat. Poor Skype person. :(
9:05 that voice crack killed me 🤣
40:21 at this point Maki wouldn't even ask if you want to die she would just kill you
yeah definitely
@@nintenbytez lol
Me the entire video: stop STOP they're already dead
I have to say my frist thought at 33:00 was 'I am a surgeon!'
This was a GREAT video, I really enjoyed it, thanks for the effort! :D
This dude is literally internet Explorer
21:17 geometry dash is now on r/rareinsults
Fun fact: In Wales, being able to pronounce llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is actually a pretty big flex
0:36 ...well that didn't age well...
Didn’t age well at all
And neither did the kids he like a little _too_ much.
49:18
To be fair, it’s his first time and letting the stuff out early is a compliment, it’s like saying they feel good or that you are REALLY into them
🎉
14:23 brotha dont need a shave, he need a Brazilian wax godamn
19:02 He look like he about to say, "Yo Mr. White."
13:48 he looks British
I don’t know why, but 14-year-old Ben just looks British.
Also, the guy deleted his account and some Chinese(?) guy owns it now :/
18:16 I feel bad for people like this, growing up without a choice in your looks and slowly developing different methods to try and get a partner, luckily for me I didn’t develop a different method at all
8:14 is the only one that actually made me go "damnnn bro 😦"
39:37 The funny thing is, Ken played a character on a Show called Community and did *exactly* that in Season 3 Episode 21. I kid you not.
that was the best minecraft eating sounds impression i've ever heard
Did this man really say “I love top gear stuff” when talking about Doug DeMuro. I do t think he’s ever seen top gear. (Time 14:17)
I don’t think he has seen Doug DeMuro either
32:05 Ayo Leon Kuwata be like "It WaS sElF dEfEnCe" yea Sayaka tried to kill you first BUT you could have left after she hid in the bathroom you didn't have to kill her
So basically Leon Kuwata Is a scum bag
14:22, I don't know if anyone else noticed this, but the man looks like a dr. suess character.
39:37 I really appreciate the community reference!
6:43 did Zach seriously call balloony bologna
19:13 for some reason this was the one of the few ones to make me laugh like crazy and I don know why
These corona-related disses aged like fine milk.
41:15 How is getting her toes done gonna help?...
Was eating a 13" inch carrot and almost choked while watching this
i have several questions....
Why did you measure it???
@@imdoingthisnowreally I didn't.... I was just saying a random length.....lol
33:14
“Old man Parker, he owns half the farming land in this county, the only way to truly succeed here, is if you can sabotage his business, cutting his worth in half, and buy out his farming monopoly. Only then, have you truly won the farming industry.”
anyone notice that the dude seems to be speaking ahead after the first part?
21:26
Man casually interprets a cut off "highly" as "high school teacher"
Part 102 of appreciating Otto for being head of security
He appreciates you
10:56 if you buy high quality chicken (not from standard factory farms) it does actually have a bit of taste on its own and is good. I buy from Stange but that's a norwegian brand, not sure but there is probably something equalent in the US. "Super fast" growing chickens fed on the cheapest feed isn't gonna taste much, but chicken can have natural taste. Having the skin on whole cooking also helps
Please tell me you at least use salt?
I'm guessing you're the whitest person your friends know?
@@JohnCena-ic7rd No, not the whitest, why?. But I am a white person yes, so are like 90% of my friends. I tend to get more tan naturally than most of them
@@midoriokane23 I use some salt on all dinner food
@@zakosist ooo okay sorry for guessing. Most of the white side of my family think salt is spicy and I knew that was mind boggling, but they still season their chicken even if it's only a little bit. I agree what having the skin on the chicken cooked it better but you alway have to add spices.
Your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos (I know it’s a meme but it’s still brilliant)
39:48 I’m not short, I’m vertically challenged
23:39
Why you do my boy raz like that 😂
1:04 bro my mom washes paper plates and Cardi B’s music is certainly not for her😭😭
20:52 He looks like Wolverine if they wrapped aluminum around his bones instead of adamantium
This has to be rated R for all the murdering in it.
8:37 Can’t tell me this guy isn’t biologically related to Candace from Phineas and Ferb
One of my favorite insults: "You're like a 91-degree angle: obtuse, never quite right, and annoying to look at."
2:21 As the founder of Bassoon Nationalism, I feel attacked.
9:05 THE SQUEAK HAS ME DEAD LMFAO
36:15 dude looks like if a barbie doll and panic at the disco animorphed into an electric pencil sharpener, but not like the good kind, the kind you’d find in a low-budget primary school (elementary school to Americans) art class.
That guy at the start of the video Reminds me of that candy that drops and rolls under something and is forgotten and found years later
How did I found this so quickly? I was just looking at your old videos. And I am not even subbed. Oh yeah and one more thing +1 sub
Dear Cougar,
I found a stuffed wolf that had different color eyes, so I named it cougar because I know you always say you have the same condition!
Edit: I hope you find it funny :)
At 0:29 that's ... The Infographics Show, nice :).
16:06
Me: Who said I was expensive I could cost $0.01 and could have $0 meaning I couldn't afford myself.
45:39 I bet the dragon gang all have nightmares of the Dragonborn after playing Skyrim for the first time and onwards.
21:00 he looks like a character you havent quite finished in a videogame so your testing him in the game to see if it looks good
8:04
This is how you elegantly have to brake up
6:58
"I am in the middle of watching the playlist in the diaper"🤠
52:57 But look at his wiring work! _LOL_
For some reason i want a rotary phone. Not to use, but to play with on my desk. The sound when dialing a number. Waiting for the rotation disk to retuen to its original position. The curls of the cord. The feel of the reciever in my hand. The ability to pretend i am summoning the troops or being called my a serial killer.
“You look like the human version of Mark Zuckerberg.” Who is that an insult to you or Mark?
13:03 that moment where Mort decided to read a philosopher's stone article
I THINK WE NOW NEED TO DISRESPECT THE DOC 😬
The "when Scoob and the gang bring back meth instead of gems" I was just dead
A one legged cat burying a shit in cement! Lmao!
29:18
to be fair even a dish a simple as grilled cheese can quickly become complicated with some creativity
this subreadit has to be one of the best ever also the audio is messed up what happends is it shows something but it says the next thing
41:48 man poor george 😭 his neck gives him great power to headbang and they called him a shark that transitioned to a human
23:58 Cougar, you missed the opportunity to say "Marksepticeye"
45:32 the funny thing is the url is kobold post generator. Canonically kobolds practically worship dragons
the biggest insult in this video is that the intro says r/blursedimages 🗿
26:19 the one on the right (cole sprouse, I assume) looks like hes 12
Unfortunately, admitting to the fake crimes I committed has finally caught up to me, & I’m being given a death sentence
0:11 the funny thing is that soprano (at least in instruments) means small or high pitched
0:10 did anybody else see/hear the audio and the screen not coordinate with each other or am i just trippin?
No, no. It's happening to me too
I 💭 guy it was my Bluetooth having a stroke
It's more than just at 0:10 . Mine is still off. Idk how much more I can take like this
This was an issue with processing, all fixed now!
@@EzPzReads oh ok
The "screeching like an autistic Velociraptor" is actually accurate, because I think I'm neurodivergent, and I do screech like a Velociraptor
58:28
People diss families like that, but those families are always the most positive, happy and loving
40:18 NAH NOT HIM this shit just unlocked some memories from 2020 that i didnt wanted to remember
13:03 she thinks these mental illnesses are made up yet is still frightened enough by the prospect of her kid being affected by it to risk a whole ass baby
The name Anfisa makes Swedes laugh immaturely bc "fisa" means "to fart" (usually the lighter, soundless type of fart). The bigger one is "prutt" or "fjärt".
The more you know. 😂
Skype didn't lose it's market domination to just Zoom, it lost most of it to Discord first, and then professional use cases, the only thing they really had left, to Zoom.
1:27 no, it's the rise of the blood pressure, and the diabetes strike back
man I love all of these bc I have a bully that just tells me almost every week that and I quote "go to Mac Donalds" some day I want to see good insult I tell them "hay if you get a better insult I will be happy" nothing deferent and what makes them worse is that he is shorter than a corn stalk.
"don't disrespect the doc like that" aged like milk
right
10:12 Why did he just turn into the scout from tf2, also nice video.
41:50 don’t talk about Corpse Grinder like that, he’s a total sweetheart
36:30 he looks like if they put zhongli on that torture device that stretches you out.
"Why do you wear a belt if the jeans will be below your ass"
"The same reason your girl brings a purse on a date and don't pay"
So... for easy storage and easy access?