52:48 for people who don't know, "The Battle of Josh" was a recent historical event where a meme went around the internet which led to a battle of 900+ Josh's. The meme, as shown, was a group chat of Josh's being told to meet at specific coordinates, which encouraged other Josh's to follow. They had to change the coordinates to somewhere else nearby because the original coords landed on private property. All Josh's were equipped with pool noodles and fought with them, all the while they saved money for charity as well as inspiring a winery to donate. In total, $30,000 was donated to the Omaha hospital. In the end, a young boy won named Little Josh. He walked home with a burger king crown, a pool noodle, an adorable on the news, and a great time.
FYI: the guy who crawled through open field was called the white feather and at his time he had over 50 confirmed kills but he could have had over 1000 because you needed a spotter and a general to see you killed them.
He was called the white feather and the story about killing the general is true, but he did not have that many claimed kills. He had 93 confirmed and 300-400 unconfirmed. Still a badass nevertheless.
28:22 Pro tip for pillow fights: Step 1: use your pillow as a shield Step 2: punch the pillow Step 3: land a blow on your opponent by using said pillow as a makeshift boxing glove. Works most of the time.
18:30 that's Charles halfcock. AKA the white feather. He was also the guy to shoot a vietcong weapon supplier from 1.2 miles away in thick, forrest filled hills with his personally modified bolt action browning m2 machine gun (ma deuce) with a sniper scope on top. He had a (equivalent nowadays currency) 500,000 dollar bounty on his head to whoever killed him. The man was such a mad-lad that you could tell if it was him because he wore a white feather in the band of his cap to dare any sniper to try to spot and kill him. Welcome to the USA baby lmfao
There is a ton of cool videos of this on youtube, one of your favorite history shows will probably have an episode on it :) also 36:00 people in Korea were born at the ripe old age of 1 :P and their birthdays are all the same day xD
"In the end, four-year-old Josh Vinson Jr, nicknamed Little Josh, was crowned the winner. He received a Burger King crown, a champion's belt and a small trophy." - BBC
@@tobiash5886 Imagine losing and having to go through the legal process of changing your name, and when asked why you want to change it. You have to tell them that a little kid beat you in a battle, and you lost a bet. :P
31:07 considering this is from tumblr I feel obligated to tell everyone that there was a post that went viral on tumblr of a stalagmites of malachite that looked like a… fun night home stick… and everyone was trying to figure out if it was safe to use because it might be toxic and it just was reblogged everywhere.
9:03 The tilde adds a "ya" y sound to the end of the letter when it's included on the letter itself instead of on its own. Which means he sneakily added the Japanese equivalent of "meow" (which is "nyan") to the pronunciation.
GSgt Carlos Hathcock Jr was hardcore. He got blown up in a transport by an IED. Still managed to save others while burned to hell and back. He could no longer be a sniper so went on to become a trainer for the Marine Corps. The act of shooting his rifle tore open his skin grafts from the explosion. He dedicated his life to protecting His fellow Marines even when it would cause him injury.
Ok was looking for this comment.. in 6th grade we did a math problem how long is 1 million seconds then how how long is 1 billion seconds. I got millions down to the hour, then billions I got it right to the month and week, but missed the day and rest... we did that 2001 and couldn't use calculators, haha beat the smartest kid as he missed the month by like 90 days :)
I mean stealing a HMMWV would be pretty easy I assume, considering that they don't have keys. Of course, that is only the act of stealing the truck itself. Successfully reaching it undetected and then actually getting it out of whatever compound it was stored in is another matter. Although then again; a guy did manage to just waltz onto a National Guard base and steal a M60A3 Battle Tank in San Diego completely unopposed
1:38 Ferruccio Lamborghini started making sports cars because Enzo Ferrari called him a bad driver, when Ferruccio complained about fragile clutch in his Ferrari 250.
18:45 that was the "White Feather" on his Ghillie suit he stuck a white feather on his hat to help the enemy... His name was Carlos Hathcock. He's A purebred Bad***!
my dad told me that once when I was little, I had some gum and he asked for a piece and I said no, but then a little while later I gave him a piece, and he put it in his mouth, and I waited a bit and then said "that's the kind I dropped on the floor".
52:33 as an irish person i would like to confirm that we do not all sound like characters from the hobbit or whatever he is making us out to be right now
But r/mildly infuriating makes me uncomfortable yet happy at the same time. My heart fills with joy as I reminisce and look at old EmKay videos, seeing that they are spelled r/mildlyinfuriating rather than r/mildyinfetiating. EmKay, you have fallen for one of the classic blunders. Perhaps in the next videos of that subreddit it will be different now that we know the secrets
0:24 nobody cares but i think mine would be: i get a body and appearance i am happy with, everyone is able to live comfortably and safely, and then me have infinite disk space
@@smilydrop his name was Doug Moffett. I probably shouldn't have said that he was a sniper because that's incorrect so my bad on that. It was just easier than writing a whole paragraph about it at the time, but I probably should have since people aren't believing it. Anyway, my dad wasn't a sniper, he just by knew a guy that was. He did search and rescue for downed pilots and was rotating out to an R&R ship and decided to get a picture with his buddy's rifle. The first time I saw the picture we were all watching some Vietnam documentary thing on CNN like a decade ago. He was just as surprised as the rest of us to see it.
57:46 if your actually looking for this, something someone I know’s parents did was he took his now wife to a candle store and pointed out the candles that come with a mystery ring, and offered to buy her one. She got her sized measured at the front counter, a candle, and got proposed to a few months later. She didn’t see it coming or was suspicious at all.
the fitness gram pacer test is a multi staged aerobic capacity test the progressively gets more difficult as it continues the test will begin on the word start
54:12 , I'd like to let you know this reply was directed to Technoblade , if you don't know who he is , he's a minecraft player that has an incredibly raspy voice despite only being 21 years old , he also goes to post a video on RUclips and then goes dormant for at least two months , he's also the only person you can call an anarchist pig without even bothering him because he's an anarchist on the Dream SMP and also his Minecraft skin is that of the original pigman dressed as a king with the crown and everything ... You're welcome .....
my deaf grandmother had been robbed on several occations last year and didnt know what to do about it, so i told her i would take care of it. i dressed up as her as she usually is dressed in the evenings and got her favorite blanket over me to look like it was her, and sure enough, the robbers came once again! but instead of stealing stuff without a hitch, they walked in on what they descibed as "Hell on earth" as i had boobietrapped a lot of the cabinets, and one of those traps were a paint bomb, which covered them in a fast drying hot-pink glow-in-the-dark paint, and the only item they managed to steal in the panick was a laptop that i had chipped so i could track it. they got home where they though they were safe only for the police to come'a knocking around midnight with evidence a'plenty to get them jailed for 6 years. my grandmother was very happy, but sadly died 2 months later of a heart attack... Rest In Peace Granma. you will be missed dearly.
20:39 its not the real story lmao the real one is that the guys mom read the book and she was super scared of it and said it was haunted so she threw it in the sea and the guy then bought a new one and made it wet and put it on her bedside table to scare her since she thought it was haunted
21:23 actually the "fine was donated to charity, and said it again because it would of been another donation, or at least that's what was said in the video
I'ma be honest, mom throwing the book in the ocean doesn't surprise me that much, if she's one of those crazy Christians and lives near a beach, I could see it
They went through every single of their mad lad videos and picked the good ones to make the ultimate video
Madlads
Truly
@@EzPzReads Truly
@@EzPzReads Truly
@TechDotPy Truly
@@EzPzReads Truly
Bro the "how you verified as God" was the one that really got me
He’s just built different
If his verified as god his god no cap
BRO THAT “HOW YOU VERIFIED AS GOD” WAS THE ONE THAT GOT ME
Lmao 😂
@A pansexual disaster Your zero likes is a most impressive ratio
7:03 glad to see scar here! jellie is so mischievous i wonder how she manadged to figure it out
goodtimes with the man
yey
@I will defeat I will defeat I will defeat Justin Y for real
@I will defeat I will defeat I will defeat Justin Y I mean, most of them would qualify as madlads
Ah yes, amazing times with the scar
hermit gang
52:48 for people who don't know, "The Battle of Josh" was a recent historical event where a meme went around the internet which led to a battle of 900+ Josh's. The meme, as shown, was a group chat of Josh's being told to meet at specific coordinates, which encouraged other Josh's to follow. They had to change the coordinates to somewhere else nearby because the original coords landed on private property. All Josh's were equipped with pool noodles and fought with them, all the while they saved money for charity as well as inspiring a winery to donate. In total, $30,000 was donated to the Omaha hospital. In the end, a young boy won named Little Josh. He walked home with a burger king crown, a pool noodle, an adorable on the news, and a great time.
That is kinda amazing...
They will write this event down as the battle of the josh's
let’s hope this event is written in history. it’s very wholesome and in the end we had a kid win a historical event.
@@spingleboygle I hope that kid goes farther than anyone ever expected of him.
Edit: nice name.
What did everyone else change their names to????
"Listen here you little scheisser" best scene of the whole compilation.
Why is the last word german
@@a.r.9689 cause He said it like that
Je but i am a littlebit confused since i'm german
@@a.r.9689 was geht mein Kameradenschwein? :D
Leider nicht alles und bei dir?
“If you block team Snapchat who’s gonna send you holiday messages.”
I don’t think he realizes how hard that hits 😭
First
Yea 😭😭
FYI: the guy who crawled through open field was called the white feather and at his time he had over 50 confirmed kills but he could have had over 1000 because you needed a spotter and a general to see you killed them.
He was called the white feather and the story about killing the general is true, but he did not have that many claimed kills. He had 93 confirmed and 300-400 unconfirmed. Still a badass nevertheless.
You also only needed a spotter to witness and confirm the kill I believe
Nope spotter and officer, plus he once shot an enemy sniper through the scope,
@@Broxyc WHILE the enemy sniper knew he was there, And was aiming at him, Poor lad had the bullet go through his eye i believe
he is the reason Sniper Elite was made into a game series to begin with. he is the inspiration for Carl Fairburne.
28:22
Pro tip for pillow fights:
Step 1: use your pillow as a shield
Step 2: punch the pillow
Step 3: land a blow on your opponent by using said pillow as a makeshift boxing glove.
Works most of the time.
Thank you, helpful commenter
now insert a gun into the mix and you have become a Dollarstore Agent 47.
@@zerrierslizer1only if you have the american subclass
18:30 that's Charles halfcock. AKA the white feather. He was also the guy to shoot a vietcong weapon supplier from 1.2 miles away in thick, forrest filled hills with his personally modified bolt action browning m2 machine gun (ma deuce) with a sniper scope on top. He had a (equivalent nowadays currency) 500,000 dollar bounty on his head to whoever killed him. The man was such a mad-lad that you could tell if it was him because he wore a white feather in the band of his cap to dare any sniper to try to spot and kill him. Welcome to the USA baby lmfao
Hehe... "halfcock"
There is a ton of cool videos of this on youtube, one of your favorite history shows will probably have an episode on it :) also 36:00 people in Korea were born at the ripe old age of 1 :P and their birthdays are all the same day xD
now we know he was bullied at school and had ptsd from war and at that time psychological support wasn't cheap either
52:43 little did we know, this exact moment would lead to one of the most epic battles in history
"In the end, four-year-old Josh Vinson Jr, nicknamed Little Josh, was crowned the winner. He received a Burger King crown, a champion's belt and a small trophy." - BBC
@@tobiash5886 Imagine losing and having to go through the legal process of changing your name, and when asked why you want to change it. You have to tell them that a little kid beat you in a battle, and you lost a bet. :P
31:07 considering this is from tumblr I feel obligated to tell everyone that there was a post that went viral on tumblr of a stalagmites of malachite that looked like a… fun night home stick… and everyone was trying to figure out if it was safe to use because it might be toxic and it just was reblogged everywhere.
As long as the area in question isn’t too stalagtite .. nerp nerp
9:03
The tilde adds a "ya" y sound to the end of the letter when it's included on the letter itself instead of on its own.
Which means he sneakily added the Japanese equivalent of "meow" (which is "nyan") to the pronunciation.
I will not memorize the Rickroll link, I will take every Rickroll just to vibe to the music
You cannot stop me.
You madlad
ruclips.net/video/DSG53BsUYd0/видео.html
@@inkjustink4936 that is the duck roll XD
ruclips.net/video/wj2eix1bYrc/видео.html
the f*cking mad lad
Suffering on my bed with covid this video is making me feel happy thanks EzPz
Edit:Fully recovered still a tiny bit nauseous
Get well soon. Hope you recover and get back ul on your feet.
@@davemarcosmalicdem9543 Thanks mate
Hope you recover
I'm glad you've recovered!
glad you recovered. stay safe now that the Virus has mutated once more. this time it might kill you, so do your best to stay safe!
I’m sorry but the “Ooh” at 0:38 had my dying lmao
Oh the josh fight, loved that! Was all over tumblr for a while, loved the outcome
That sniper story about Vietnam was about the white feather, one of the most famous snipers of all time
GSgt Carlos Hathcock Jr was hardcore. He got blown up in a transport by an IED. Still managed to save others while burned to hell and back. He could no longer be a sniper so went on to become a trainer for the Marine Corps. The act of shooting his rifle tore open his skin grafts from the explosion. He dedicated his life to protecting His fellow Marines even when it would cause him injury.
The josh fight was easily the best thing of 2021
Oh shit. That was 2021? Man, this year has been long…
Cap'n Crunk has no business making me laugh that hard
1:11 this is perfectly legal In a lot of if not all states. You’re permitted to drink under direct parental supervision at almost any age.
what about getting high?
@@alexbowlin7044 in many states it is, yes. There’s this thing called medicinal marijuana, and in some states it’s legal recreationally.
@@alexbowlin7044 lmao
@@ShyDigi like PA
26:08 It would actually be around 443 years worth of 14 seconds videos.
i just did the math its your right its:482 years
Ok was looking for this comment.. in 6th grade we did a math problem how long is 1 million seconds then how how long is 1 billion seconds. I got millions down to the hour, then billions I got it right to the month and week, but missed the day and rest... we did that 2001 and couldn't use calculators, haha beat the smartest kid as he missed the month by like 90 days :)
15:22
“Okay, Timmy, what do you want to be when you grow up?”
“I want to be an AlCoHoLiC.”
🤣
I mean stealing a HMMWV would be pretty easy I assume, considering that they don't have keys. Of course, that is only the act of stealing the truck itself. Successfully reaching it undetected and then actually getting it out of whatever compound it was stored in is another matter. Although then again; a guy did manage to just waltz onto a National Guard base and steal a M60A3 Battle Tank in San Diego completely unopposed
1:38 Ferruccio Lamborghini started making sports cars because Enzo Ferrari called him a bad driver, when Ferruccio complained about fragile clutch in his Ferrari 250.
I love how at 16:37 they censor Eddy Burback even though Eddy's twitter handle is still there
18:45 that was the "White Feather" on his Ghillie suit he stuck a white feather on his hat to help the enemy... His name was Carlos Hathcock. He's A purebred Bad***!
30:14 a friend worked there, night shift, standing for 6 hours almost every night.
2:52 exactly don’t ask why I’m wearing your dress, it’s ours
Hell yeah, another madlads video
13:45 Gives a new meaning to glass blowing
''What? You love your family, what are you some kind of punk?''
I laughed at that.
my dad told me that once when I was little, I had some gum and he asked for a piece and I said no, but then a little while later I gave him a piece, and he put it in his mouth, and I waited a bit and then said "that's the kind I dropped on the floor".
8:15
rickroll but with another link : Hello, i exist.
Finally I defeated Matt from Wii sport in a sword fighting duel.
Good for you!
2:04 The song is Ludens by Bring Me The Horizon if any ones wondering.
I'm so proud i can say i was alive when the josh fight took place
Part 89 of appreciating Otto for being head of security
52:33 as an irish person i would like to confirm that we do not all sound like characters from the hobbit or whatever he is making us out to be right now
"Haha you're so short lmfao"
"I am going to bite your ankles and there is nothing you can do to stop me."
29:27 taking porch pirating to a whole new level
They should be in every subreddit they do
8:02 even if it's fake, that's lowkey cute. Lol.
15:59 i'l have 2 number 9s. A number 9 large. A number 6 with extra dip. 2 number 45s, one with cheese. And a large soda.
41:11 the dave dont snore thing is real for anyone wondering
4:27 , I will never get over that fact that Zach couldn't pronounce cacahuetes. The nuts
In all fairness, I had never heard of them before seeing that clip, so I can’t pronounce their name either.
Damn even gordan said whats in my mind after seeing the flooded burger
An hour of my life that I could have spent sleeping wasted away on this....worth it. Who needs sleep anyway?
Cats
@@dbycrash Cats
I love this, it will be so easy for me to sleep now :D
no
Same
17:36 correct response: "Yes, actually. We hid together in the kitchen when you walked into the mcdonalds."
32:35 I'd pet it, make friends with it and eventually make him join the ranks
18:20
Wow way to call 99% of the internet a boomer
29:23 David stole my water heater I stole his freaking porch
This video make me wanna tell my dad to stay home while i buy some milk
9:37 recently a singular guy rick rolled the super bowl and potentially the entirety of LA
But r/mildly infuriating makes me uncomfortable yet happy at the same time. My heart fills with joy as I reminisce and look at old EmKay videos, seeing that they are spelled r/mildlyinfuriating rather than r/mildyinfetiating. EmKay, you have fallen for one of the classic blunders. Perhaps in the next videos of that subreddit it will be different now that we know the secrets
I love the don’t call me Shirley one! Airplane is one of my favorite movies!
43:07 to be fair, this is probably the only number he was allowed to give. Kpop companies are extremely controlling.
SillyWilly699: I am not the messiah
DefaultGuest: HE IS THE MESSIAH
That one post about travis being borderline evil for forcing someone to fortnite dance is rly funny now considering how he crossed that border
22:27 not an ad for trojan rubbers playing right as this clip is starting 🤣 the end of the ad is like “LET’S GO” 😭
5:20 jokes on him his spells don’t work on me
0:24 nobody cares but i think mine would be: i get a body and appearance i am happy with, everyone is able to live comfortably and safely, and then me have infinite disk space
5:15 yeah I bet that didn't stop them
It didn't
6:07 God, Alex Hirsh is just a friggin' genius
Holy Shit! That sniper at 18:40 is my step dad! I haven't seen that picture in years!
slurp
@@interstingchump what?
No.
Was about tp write prove it than read your name
Nice one
@@smilydrop his name was Doug Moffett. I probably shouldn't have said that he was a sniper because that's incorrect so my bad on that. It was just easier than writing a whole paragraph about it at the time, but I probably should have since people aren't believing it.
Anyway, my dad wasn't a sniper, he just by knew a guy that was. He did search and rescue for downed pilots and was rotating out to an R&R ship and decided to get a picture with his buddy's rifle. The first time I saw the picture we were all watching some Vietnam documentary thing on CNN like a decade ago. He was just as surprised as the rest of us to see it.
57:46 if your actually looking for this, something someone I know’s parents did was he took his now wife to a candle store and pointed out the candles that come with a mystery ring, and offered to buy her one. She got her sized measured at the front counter, a candle, and got proposed to a few months later. She didn’t see it coming or was suspicious at all.
I literally don’t care about being Rick rolled, it is the one thing I find happiness in.
The glass blowing comment actually had me in tears laughing
god the constant refusal of reddit youtubers to give us space to take screenshots pisses me off so much
THANK YOU IVE WANTED TO SAY THIS SO BAD
Turn down your double tap to 5 seconds
the fitness gram pacer test is a multi staged aerobic capacity test the progressively gets more difficult as it continues the test will begin on the word start
15:06 this dude’s a legend 😂😂😂
crazy how the josh fight actually happened
26:20
I did the math on top of his math
It actually comes out to 443 years
54:12 , I'd like to let you know this reply was directed to Technoblade , if you don't know who he is , he's a minecraft player that has an incredibly raspy voice despite only being 21 years old , he also goes to post a video on RUclips and then goes dormant for at least two months , he's also the only person you can call an anarchist pig without even bothering him because he's an anarchist on the Dream SMP and also his Minecraft skin is that of the original pigman dressed as a king with the crown and everything ... You're welcome .....
Doesn't he also have cancer?
@@camharkness , Idon't know ... Subscribe to TechnoBlade ......
@@baptisteramiro1918 I do not get the need for all the dots, but I rechecked and yes. He does have cancer.
52:43 Images that precede legendary events
my deaf grandmother had been robbed on several occations last year and didnt know what to do about it, so i told her i would take care of it.
i dressed up as her as she usually is dressed in the evenings and got her favorite blanket over me to look like it was her, and sure enough, the robbers came once again! but instead of stealing stuff without a hitch, they walked in on what they descibed as "Hell on earth" as i had boobietrapped a lot of the cabinets, and one of those traps were a paint bomb, which covered them in a fast drying hot-pink glow-in-the-dark paint, and the only item they managed to steal in the panick was a laptop that i had chipped so i could track it. they got home where they though they were safe only for the police to come'a knocking around midnight with evidence a'plenty to get them jailed for 6 years.
my grandmother was very happy, but sadly died 2 months later of a heart attack... Rest In Peace Granma. you will be missed dearly.
5:30 I was once verified as the pope but my account was banned for impersonation.
Lol imagine being the guy verified as god, shit ain’t happening twice
42:00 just "OOHF"'d with damien holy shit
20:39 its not the real story lmao the real one is that the guys mom read the book and she was super scared of it and said it was haunted so she threw it in the sea and the guy then bought a new one and made it wet and put it on her bedside table to scare her since she thought it was haunted
Imagine letting your dog out to piss and it comes back with a marathon metal 💀🖐️
Am I the only one who searched for “Dave don’t snore” on Spotify lol 😂
Nope
29:13 gang member: "aw man dumb Gary, I said steal a Porsche!"
I like it when people try and pronounce pigicals name and they don’t know how it’s pronounced
21:23 actually the "fine was donated to charity, and said it again because it would of been another donation, or at least that's what was said in the video
3:06 guess you'll miss out on the PANTY RAID
Lol why is that actually funny
I'ma be honest, mom throwing the book in the ocean doesn't surprise me that much, if she's one of those crazy Christians and lives near a beach, I could see it
53:02 I fuckin remember the Josh fight, congrats to everyone for saying the winner was lil josh.
7:03, Goodtimeswithscar's cat, Jellie, is a god! love his content and love EzPz's as well!
oh boy here we go
At 15:27 you said I want to be an acholic and we did this thing at school where it said what do you want to do when you grow and I put drinks
20:39 yeah I'm with the mom. I would have yeeted my copy of The Exorcist in the ocean if it was a physical book.
36:06 give everyone a dead stare and mutter random stuff in Russian till I'm removed from the stage
0:53 Anyone wondering, that's uh Lewis Spears, a bloody hilarious Australian youtuber.
7:21 anyone wondering
THAT'S FUCKING DARKK MANE
WTF DARKK MANE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, never tought i'd see hi here, fucking legend
51:01 I DEADASS thought they meant furry as in person dressing as an animal, I was NOT expecting s dog 😂
5:17
I see this as an absolute win!
2:11 They don't need Bono. Italy's own Dave Rodgers already made an Eurobeat song to beat Covid.
I smiles seeing scar and his kitty 🐱
the post at 30:38:
David has referred short people as "we" proving that Mr. David here is indeed short.
51:50 8?!?!? An 8 year old shouldn’t be so immature.
31:20 that could still go in a very bad direction