51:30 ugh this is actually one of my fears, either dementia, or being in surgery and coming out of anesthesia. People have embarrassing thoughts and those situations demolish your filter, that would actually be super rough.
43:57 that's not illegal. The right of way is something given, not taken. If someone offers up their right of way, it's yours. Chances are they're not sure who's it is.
Yes and no (Assuming you are from the USA) when it comes to right of ways. If you are entering and on ramp to a highway where there is a yield sign, you have to yield to the people coming, they have the right of way. If you pull out into the highway without looking, under the assumption that Right of Way is a personal preference, and hit someone than you will be found at fault for all damages in the event of an accident. If you are at an intersection with a flashing yellow arrow to turn left or a green arrow with a sign that says "Yield on green arrow" you have to yield to on coming traffic. They have the right on way. If you decide to just go, while people are driving through their green light, you are responsible for all damages. At a 4 way stop its kind of a grey area. The first person to come to a stop has Right of Way. If you both stop at the same time than the person on your right has the right of way. So if you both stop at the same time and the person is on your left, they have right of way. If you both stop at the same time and they wave you one, and nobody else is on the road, just go. It's not illegal because they told you to go. BUT!!! If they decide to floor it and you tbone them, with the right evidence, you could be heald responsible. It is always a great idea to have a dash cam in your vehicle and be very alert and away of your surroundings when you are driving.
51:10 this is to relateable, i made a friend last night and she was really huggy (i am to and im ok with it) and we were cuddling a lot and like i barely ever get hugs-
42:10 once me and some of my friends had a sleepover for a birthday, it started normal, then devolved into chaos, watching horror movies, ghost detector app, fight club (me and one of my friend got in a fist fight) throwing glowsticks at eachother and breaking the glowsticks so the juice comes out, playing crazy weird videos on the tv at max volume, pillow forts, and scaring eachother like we're ghosts
49:55 pretty much, yeah. You'd want to be loud, and also raise your arms or throw things. Cats are amazing hunters but part of their hunting skil involves stealth. Once you let them know you see them and they aren't going to get your back again, they become reluctant. And if you start getting loud and "big" or throwing things near them, they understand that it would be more fruitful to go stalk something else and regain their element of surprise.
57:46 the picture of the living room in the living room has a picture of the living room in the living room and that picture also has a picture most likely of the living room.
56:17 when I was 27 I bought these green pumas and I was walking down the street and a whole group of people looked at my shoes and one said "those are some fly kicks" and I wanted to cry. Like that was so nice.
The meme with "How lucky are you" I relate so much to that meme, i have some of the worst luck ever, i can grind for something with high odds just to spend a month or more on it, and then get it first try when i no longer need it
3:30 The correct Avengers movie to use here is actually Infinity War. Endgame is what comes after the cataclysm has ended, and we're not out of the cataclysm yet.
9:15 yeah but the only reason I do this is from ten + years of riding the city bus everywhere and if you missed the bus by a minute you have to wait an hour, no matter what your schedule is. And I'm only not using the bus now because of the pandemic, when it's safe again I'll have to take the bus everywhere, it sucks, you have to live your live in exact hour or half-hour increments and nothing more or less, sadly.
This probably isn't that well known but it's actually pronounced Fran-ko-phobia. I am not Francophone (Someone who's first language is french) I am an Anglophone (someone who's first language is English) but I've known french long enough (almost a decade) to confirm this
6:32 sadness comes from this because you just have a burst of emotions because its to relatable and your brain picks this emotion from the top of your head sadness at this video comes from EzPz only having fricking 40 comments and 20k views so sad :(
I hate summer, it feels exactly like rolling in a bunch of cholla cactus. Give me rain and freezing cold, the sun is gross. I never liked summer, I think people who do are lizard people or something lol.
And then you end up just making a squiggly line after your first initial and everyone says that is how doctors write they signature when you just want to make it easier on yourself!
54:36 this used to give me anxiety but then I learned how to deal with it. You do that thing that dads do where they laugh and turn it into a joke: "Damn wallets, too small for the coins, too big for the pockets, am I right?" and then you distract them while you fumble with your coins, so they don't notice you fumbling. The safest tactic is to point out a tabloit of candy near the register "Wow, Brad Pitt hasn't aged a day huh?" by the time the person registers and tries to put some reply together, you finished putting your change away, and now you can escape. Dude making that "dad" small talk makes everything easier. Just lots of chuckling and laughing, and talk about anything neutral, mundane, just for a few seconds, long enough to keep them occupied and make them feel like reacting too much will make them look rude because you're being too nice and also because you put up this front of not being shy, which makes people less brave to pick on you. Like I've always been super shy, but if I try to speak up the way I've always seen my dad speaking up to random strangers, it hides the shyness and people don't know how shy I am, so they don't pick on me, it's like a facade of confidence, or like playing a character who is more open and easygoing even though you don't want to be there interacting. I don't actually want to talk to people and make small talk, but I learned it's a really useful, and also a very healthy, defense in those situations. And it also really throws people off, especially if they thought they could sense you being meek and then get confused by your "confidence". Dude, it's powerful. And I think a lot of people do eventually reach that point, I'm 32, that's how long it's taken for me to learn how to not let strangers rattle me by projecting my thoughts of what they're feeling. It's none of my business, I laugh at my own slowness, make a quip, and it's over. And of course I always give the employee a sorry and thank you and they're always understanding, just because I acknowledge that I'm being slow, that's usually all people want and they relax.
31:17 i did that with a crush once while on the phone . he then asked “why are you laughing ?” it was so cringe i remember it to this day . that was in 2008 🥲
I like how ezpz and emkay are basically best friends and nobody can possibly complain about it
ye
idk
And brothers
bruddas
No, just the same thing renamed, and i like that
They’re siblings
51:30 ugh this is actually one of my fears, either dementia, or being in surgery and coming out of anesthesia. People have embarrassing thoughts and those situations demolish your filter, that would actually be super rough.
Hey since your good at marking things can you help me find something
me: *searching for a video to listen to while working* :)
also me: *proceeds to watch the whole thing at once without doing anything* :) this is fine
4:41 I can't stop thinking about how funny that would be 💀💀
43:57 that's not illegal. The right of way is something given, not taken. If someone offers up their right of way, it's yours. Chances are they're not sure who's it is.
Ngl thought it said kidneys
Yes and no (Assuming you are from the USA) when it comes to right of ways. If you are entering and on ramp to a highway where there is a yield sign, you have to yield to the people coming, they have the right of way. If you pull out into the highway without looking, under the assumption that Right of Way is a personal preference, and hit someone than you will be found at fault for all damages in the event of an accident. If you are at an intersection with a flashing yellow arrow to turn left or a green arrow with a sign that says "Yield on green arrow" you have to yield to on coming traffic. They have the right on way. If you decide to just go, while people are driving through their green light, you are responsible for all damages. At a 4 way stop its kind of a grey area. The first person to come to a stop has Right of Way. If you both stop at the same time than the person on your right has the right of way. So if you both stop at the same time and the person is on your left, they have right of way. If you both stop at the same time and they wave you one, and nobody else is on the road, just go. It's not illegal because they told you to go. BUT!!! If they decide to floor it and you tbone them, with the right evidence, you could be heald responsible. It is always a great idea to have a dash cam in your vehicle and be very alert and away of your surroundings when you are driving.
Bruh having my dinner while watching ezpz , Has become my daily routine xD
That first one - anyone else repeatedly go look in the fridge for a snack even though obviously nothing new is gonna have magically appeared?
Yea
51:10 this is to relateable, i made a friend last night and she was really huggy (i am to and im ok with it) and we were cuddling a lot and like i barely ever get hugs-
8:11 Google Docs and Microsoft Word do this to my first name because it's the second most common way to spell it
42:10
once me and some of my friends had a sleepover for a birthday, it started normal, then devolved into chaos, watching horror movies, ghost detector app, fight club (me and one of my friend got in a fist fight) throwing glowsticks at eachother and breaking the glowsticks so the juice comes out, playing crazy weird videos on the tv at max volume, pillow forts, and scaring eachother like we're ghosts
49:55 pretty much, yeah. You'd want to be loud, and also raise your arms or throw things. Cats are amazing hunters but part of their hunting skil involves stealth. Once you let them know you see them and they aren't going to get your back again, they become reluctant. And if you start getting loud and "big" or throwing things near them, they understand that it would be more fruitful to go stalk something else and regain their element of surprise.
emkay and ezpz are like opposite schools and all the narrator's are like alternative versions
I literally think of Zach as off-brand Damien-
Hollywood undead bandana?! Gotta rep Charlie Scene
10:47 well, at least we can play games like a theme park or something
Zach just did the best Thor impression I've ever heard
21:40 ah yes, the four seasons, summer, winter, spring, and october.
Where I live we have summer, hotter summer, October, and cold summer.
8:00
2001: who called?
2020: *chuckles* i'm in danger
02:01 - Bottom right corner,
"Should we hug or shake on it"
"Yes!"
57:46 the picture of the living room in the living room has a picture of the living room in the living room and that picture also has a picture most likely of the living room.
42:36 the brain is just yelling *"MISS INPUT!!!"*
"Can we watch emkay?"
"We have emkay at home.."
Emkay at home:
Thr sleepover one is too true🤣
22:15
DeSSert: ice cream you want 2 Scoops of ice cream
DeSert: you want one Scoop of desert
6:33 too true, even if you have a really long charger it's just more comfortable without it
4:30: yeah that's pretty much me in this moment, just being the Italian teenager who goes to bed at 2/3 in the night 🙃
4:42 this is where Mom's spaghetti comes from
56:17 when I was 27 I bought these green pumas and I was walking down the street and a whole group of people looked at my shoes and one said "those are some fly kicks" and I wanted to cry. Like that was so nice.
53:54 even worse when your falling asleep in school
3:02 I prefer the OTHER Discord, thank you very much!
40:53 laughs in waterproof keyboard
The meme with "How lucky are you" I relate so much to that meme, i have some of the worst luck ever, i can grind for something with high odds just to spend a month or more on it, and then get it first try when i no longer need it
The best part about 6:37 is it just happened to me. The ones above have blessed me so.
Random stranger: so you're here
Me: ya got the goods
Random stranger: yes
Random stranger gives me the egg
Me: EPIC
50:55
The true adult life starts when successful RUclipsrs are younger than you
37:43 This just unlocked a core memory for me.
4:39
Me Pressurizing Plutonium:
Kemist
Bombrman
33:44 he's also feelin' up his alternate self's boobah the way these are cropped and placed lol
this is gonna get put on r/didntask but im finally waking up early
1:06 I was picking up my phone then I just hear “ahhh”
this is the most relatable video ever
36:16
This just made me look like a banana backwards
I watch Emkay and EzPz both are good made me download Reddit on my phone
3:30
The correct Avengers movie to use here is actually Infinity War.
Endgame is what comes after the cataclysm has ended, and we're not out of the cataclysm yet.
And unfortunately Tony Stark isn't real.
34:00 if u have ever read junji ito's groaning drain pipes, then yes you will be scared of the drain.
boil the kettle. pot on fire as kettle finishes. water straight in spaghetti in. ALL DONE. for the americans: step one - buy a kettle.
15:25 this is very relatable
I almost never sleep. Gotta make sure the demons at bay.
Yea
9:15 yeah but the only reason I do this is from ten + years of riding the city bus everywhere and if you missed the bus by a minute you have to wait an hour, no matter what your schedule is. And I'm only not using the bus now because of the pandemic, when it's safe again I'll have to take the bus everywhere, it sucks, you have to live your live in exact hour or half-hour increments and nothing more or less, sadly.
23:52 the plane 😂
18:04 u made my dog bark ...
The way he says boneless pizza is way to funny for my own good
32:18 hint : use baking soda and sponge instead - takes a long time, but it works
42:18 this meme activated my Google assistant
47:04 this is big brain time 🤣🤣🤣
18:48 is my sister when I just get my iPad and hers is dead
10:39 Don’t forget we mobile gamers also have the X button. What for? Oh it’s the skip ad button
It's 4 am I'm watching reddit compilations and having a nice lol,
"Hey google open google."
Phone : WHO HAST SUMMONED THE DARK ONE.
58:27 it means, u have a crazy setup just to make something super basic: 'print("hello world")'
17:38 Was sitting around 30 min trying to comprehend this
21:30 Broski said I prefer Spring and "October"
This probably isn't that well known but it's actually pronounced Fran-ko-phobia. I am not Francophone (Someone who's first language is french) I am an Anglophone (someone who's first language is English) but I've known french long enough (almost a decade) to confirm this
I felt that one about the chilly day at the scholastic bookfair in 07.
30:42
My brain: John Fried Chicken
When Cougar seen the mantar he sounded like the scout from Tf2
27:36 this hurts. This hurts a lot after recent events.
13:21 - No. Leaving movie theater midday/lunch time.
17:33 oh look it's me I remember being on that game show and it looks like it became a meme how funny
Bouta fall asleep then he just says good job tristin and im just confuced for 10 secs before i rewind
The excitement I felt after hearing "Hollywood Undead Bandana"
same!
Hoped it wasn't just me
This is confirmed, I also reply with the attacker’s inherent rudeness when I am too stabbed
18:04 my friend when she sleep talks
Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: dead
Owls legs be like: 1:04
9:04 burn it, because I’m totally not the guy who shot the priest in order to bait a mob boss into a trap. PS: I have a pencil
14:16 - The 'i' stands for Ikea.
I heard Kevin and was Like KEVIN IS THE BEST BOY
Every time I listen to easy peasy I forget cougar McDowell's here and then I just randomly hear the Kevin voice
30:46 alternative: jentucky fried chicken
56:08 I know nobody asked me, but I'd listen to Red Light District (Capture) or Chelsea Smile (Bring Me The Horizon)
26:30 CALLED IT FLORDIDA REFERENCE
27:08 JESUS CHRIST THATS ME SO MUCH
6:31 Obama looks like Danny Gonzalez
15:54 why are the swiss soldiers on me
lucas sean doherty\lsd
1:01:51 95 Shots of Gin I drink every night, because I know I have to get back up in the morning.
6:32 sadness comes from this because you just have a burst of emotions because its to relatable and your brain picks this emotion from the top of your head
sadness at this video comes from EzPz only having fricking 40 comments and 20k views so sad :(
I like summer because its hot,
You like summer because its off time,
We are not the same.
I hate summer, it feels exactly like rolling in a bunch of cholla cactus. Give me rain and freezing cold, the sun is gross. I never liked summer, I think people who do are lizard people or something lol.
And then you end up just making a squiggly line after your first initial and everyone says that is how doctors write they signature when you just want to make it easier on yourself!
I'm scared for how fast this went bye
54:36 this used to give me anxiety but then I learned how to deal with it. You do that thing that dads do where they laugh and turn it into a joke: "Damn wallets, too small for the coins, too big for the pockets, am I right?" and then you distract them while you fumble with your coins, so they don't notice you fumbling. The safest tactic is to point out a tabloit of candy near the register "Wow, Brad Pitt hasn't aged a day huh?" by the time the person registers and tries to put some reply together, you finished putting your change away, and now you can escape. Dude making that "dad" small talk makes everything easier. Just lots of chuckling and laughing, and talk about anything neutral, mundane, just for a few seconds, long enough to keep them occupied and make them feel like reacting too much will make them look rude because you're being too nice and also because you put up this front of not being shy, which makes people less brave to pick on you. Like I've always been super shy, but if I try to speak up the way I've always seen my dad speaking up to random strangers, it hides the shyness and people don't know how shy I am, so they don't pick on me, it's like a facade of confidence, or like playing a character who is more open and easygoing even though you don't want to be there interacting. I don't actually want to talk to people and make small talk, but I learned it's a really useful, and also a very healthy, defense in those situations. And it also really throws people off, especially if they thought they could sense you being meek and then get confused by your "confidence". Dude, it's powerful. And I think a lot of people do eventually reach that point, I'm 32, that's how long it's taken for me to learn how to not let strangers rattle me by projecting my thoughts of what they're feeling. It's none of my business, I laugh at my own slowness, make a quip, and it's over. And of course I always give the employee a sorry and thank you and they're always understanding, just because I acknowledge that I'm being slow, that's usually all people want and they relax.
4:05 this is jeremiad he is one of our many cooks he make the best food
31:10 no one gonna say anything about the tweet having 14.4 trillion likes?
Everyone: *mad about toilet paper*
Muslims: Nice water you got there mate.
16:50 now you're a mile away and have their shoes.
Oooh, its a behavioral therapist. Yeah, that peepee poopoo is going to be talked about in that session about acceptable behavior
6:22 "america has 365 freedom days"
American people on the last day of every leap year:
oh noes.... i can't do anything :[
46:28 WHHHHYYYYYYYyyyyyy do you NEED to call us out?
31:17 i did that with a crush once while on the phone . he then asked “why are you laughing ?” it was so cringe i remember it to this day . that was in 2008 🥲
13th Les go also haven't watching the vid but I love the sub and love your narrations
28:19 Im dead 🤣🤣
8:11 that one hits. My last name is Hoornstra 😭 it shows the red line under it. Just type it