"Shouting the name of your attack move doesn't make it better" boxer : " punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch "
i didnt watch to that point so i was confused and i thought yall were bots for some weird reason so i was gonna report yall as bots but then i clicked on this and now i know lmfao
Teachers when someone wears a hoodie: I smell crime and how dare you show your shoulders Umm... what kind of hoodie are you wearing that is showing your shoulders?
Genie- "You can have 1 wish" Me - " I would like a rich & handsome boyfriend please." Genie- "Um, sorry can't do that. How about I give you 5 million dollars, the winning lottery numbers for the next 5 years, a mansion in Montana & 3 Porches and we can just "call" all that 1 wish? "
fun fact: in German football is the same as American football, but they call soccer "fußball" (basically pronounced: foossball) which translates to football and i find it hilarious that google thinks that the german version is because of incorrect spelling, tho do not @ me due to me still learning the German language
17:23 me, who has extreme atychiphobia and cries about like everything basically 22:08 am srsly i the only one who doesnt scream on roller coasters?? 😭
0:26 Ayo, I remember when my step-dad brought out _Animal Crossing: City Folk_ for the first time in YEARS when I was 16-17, and I remember being, like, super disappointed because it looked so much less smooth than I remembered it being when I first played it, and the graphics weren't even CLOSE to what I remembered. Like, I remembered it being ALMOST as good as _New Horizons_ is now, but it just looks like somebody shoved a bunch of polygons together and drew a face on it.
Fun fact the soil surrounding volcanoes is one of the most fertile soil on planet earth. The food grown in volcanic soil tends to grow bigger and better than anywhere else. Which is why humanity tends to populate volcanic areas.
Cougar: does *the* best girl voice impression & admits to wearing dresses as a kid Me: i think we all know where this is going so lets just skip to the end
The moment at 37:30 when you paused the video to get a Snickers and then this meme shows up and Cougar mentions the name Mark. (My friend is named Mark , he screamed "What the fuck ?!" and i laughted my ass off. Keep mentioning random names Cougar please.)
2:03 *Soon* The Cavity Magnetron Tube that was developed in WWII for RADAR will soon have a Solid State equivalent. When it become cost effective for home microwave ovens we'll finally have *true* power level control instead of the current On-Off-On-Off-On-Off we get now.
thank u for making me feel better, no joke. that weird monkey thing and blob fish and goblin shark are all buetiful.thanks. and ur welocme goblin monk and blob.
The beer drinking meme for germany is actually funny because it´s true. 14yrs old: allowed to drink beer with low alcohol % 16yrs: allowed to drink alcohol and buy it. 18yrs: allowed to do a driver licence.
me when someone says 'the tony stark snap is the most dramatic scene in film history' and someone responds with 'no its the ending to cars': you're both wrong its the goodbye scene in the final episode of mr rogers neighberhood
41:47 yea they don’t work either, both my parents are smokers, I told them those ads make me scared and anxious, they experience that too, y’know what makes them smoke more, being anxious, those ads don’t do anything but scare people away from smoking they doesn’t stop smokers, just makes it worse for a bit, fear tactics don’t work, those companies need to rework how their ads are because fear only makes smokers smoke more, I swear no smoking companies don’t ask a real smoker how their ads affect them, they might work on people who haven’t been smoking too long or vapers, but the older smokers are left for dead (figuratively and literally), sorry for the rant it just makes me angry how no smoking companies are so cocky about how well their ads work when they don’t really help, fear tactics don’t work after a while
there is a common misconception that the a10 warthog has a minigun. it does not, it has a rotary cannon, difference being the cartridge being much, much larger
I hate the fact you made me think about water and milk mixing
I used to that as a child, I called it "cloudy water"
I just called it "wilk" Sometimes I would add squash to make "squilk"
i called it the concoction idk why
I used to mix water and coca cola and call it cuater (kwah-tur)
I also used to mix fanta and dr pepper and said dr fepper
Cougar, Lexi, and David are my favourite narrators in no specific order.
You, weird voice man named after animal, are loved.
Agreed, but Lexi is probably my favorite of the three.
She's on Emkay
My favorite is a tie between cougar and robin
Robin?
Another session of me getting worried about Couger
Remember, you're our favourite narrator
I wouldn't say 'our" an d "fav" he's good but not "THAT" good
He's MY favorite
@@mystever2513 no he's "THAT" good
@@bigboi_7273 that's subjective.
"Shouting the name of your attack move doesn't make it better" boxer : " punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch punch "
49:20 I love this part
same
i didnt watch to that point so i was confused and i thought yall were bots for some weird reason so i was gonna report yall as bots but then i clicked on this and now i know lmfao
as much as i love self depricating humor...
are you good cougar? O_O
self depricating humor is 100% of my jokes ever and even I'm worried bro
Cougar's my favorite narrator for so many reasons. Love the guy.
Cougar is an actual great voice actor that I knew before this channel due to his stuff with webcomics, Remember man, people care.
i never knew he was a voice actor!
is a voice actor in movies or shows??
i wanna know everything now lol
26:37 There’s an Onion article that I loved about someone heroically fighting off paramedics so they don’t get out into debt.
49:14 this was the best part of r/dankmemes it was just hilarious!!!
6:09 SOUTH PARK JUMPSCARE
15:38 SOUTH PARK JUMPSCARE
42:03 SCP JUMPSCARE
Cougar sounds like hes trying to be a super cool dude but in reality he sounds like he is trying to eat an apple and it got stuck in his throat
and he IS a super cool dude.
@@phighterfifteen yes he is
Cougar: For all you kids out there, this is rush hour,
Me, a 13 yr old and has already seen all 3 rush hours: 😐
Teachers when someone wears a hoodie: I smell crime and how dare you show your shoulders
Umm... what kind of hoodie are you wearing that is showing your shoulders?
Fun fact, chicken cooked through at 135°F for 30 minutes is as safe to eat as chicken cooked through to 165°F
Genie- "You can have 1 wish"
Me - " I would like a rich & handsome boyfriend please."
Genie- "Um, sorry can't do that. How about I give you 5 million dollars, the winning lottery numbers for the next 5 years, a mansion in Montana
& 3 Porches and we can just "call" all that 1 wish? "
r/oddlyspecific
r/yes
Couger? More like Coolger.
agreed
49:32 this part was funny
6:36 This was me when I made a joke about me having cancer as a baby in front of my entire class. Nobody laughed. Everyone stared.
i love your voice sm, i find it very calming :]
40:02 i dont know german much, but i know enough to know shes asking "can i have a beer dad? i turned 14" or something like that
49:14 THIS PART REVIVED MY PET ANTS, THIS WAS THE BEST PART OF THE VID, THANK YOU EzPz THANK YOU SO MUCH
48:41 Sex 2 is actually a real game that released in 1996 for PC
35:00 this gave me a feeling i don't even know a feeling of sadness and happiness
1:56 I AM NO _king_ I AM A QWEEN! if im royalty at all... lol
queen* im also dyslexia so i excel at spelln't
lol
fun fact: in German football is the same as American football, but they call soccer "fußball" (basically pronounced: foossball) which translates to football and i find it hilarious that google thinks that the german version is because of incorrect spelling, tho do not @ me due to me still learning the German language
49:23 I love this part!
i sometimes look in the comment early in vids and i saw bunch of comments and was confused now am informed
17:23 me, who has extreme atychiphobia and cries about like everything basically
22:08 am srsly i the only one who doesnt scream on roller coasters?? 😭
You can't tell me that Power Rangers "powering-up" wasn't their version of a magical girl transformation
no no, that is EXACTLY what is was.
Don’t tell me what to do
The power rangers powering up isn’t a version of a magical girl transformsation. It was a magical unicorn girl transformation
0:26
Ayo, I remember when my step-dad brought out _Animal Crossing: City Folk_ for the first time in YEARS when I was 16-17, and I remember being, like, super disappointed because it looked so much less smooth than I remembered it being when I first played it, and the graphics weren't even CLOSE to what I remembered.
Like, I remembered it being ALMOST as good as _New Horizons_ is now, but it just looks like somebody shoved a bunch of polygons together and drew a face on it.
so thats why gru frim despicable me has such a biig car 30:45
49:23 this is my favorite part
Fun fact the soil surrounding volcanoes is one of the most fertile soil on planet earth. The food grown in volcanic soil tends to grow bigger and better than anywhere else. Which is why humanity tends to populate volcanic areas.
On 12:21 that’s very unfortunate blurring of the weapon lol
The one at 1:30 reminds me of the intro to Internet Historian's video on Weapons
"Predator Missiles? *gasp* They're in league with the tor-pedos!"
49:20 OMG I LOVE THIS PART! such funny
Cougar: does *the* best girl voice impression & admits to wearing dresses as a kid
Me: i think we all know where this is going so lets just skip to the end
Cougar is literally my favorite narrator, idek why
1:30 them and the predator missiles are in competition.
49:19 Ha I love this part
6:12 them Canadians in Canadian tv is called letter kenny
That's the show name
The moment at 37:30 when you paused the video to get a Snickers and then this meme shows up and Cougar mentions the name Mark. (My friend is named Mark , he screamed "What the fuck ?!" and i laughted my ass off. Keep mentioning random names Cougar please.)
2:03 *Soon*
The Cavity Magnetron Tube that was developed in WWII for RADAR will soon have a Solid State equivalent.
When it become cost effective for home microwave ovens we'll finally have *true* power level control instead of the current
On-Off-On-Off-On-Off we get now.
0:55
When it’s the second most abundant element in the universe:
I love this part especially 😂❤️ 49:19
wow- I haven't watched EzPz in a long time and I now realize that Cougar is my favorite-
As a married man who always said he would never, i shouldve fucken listened to myself
Ugh, this Saturn energy is ruining my day!
YO WHO TF ARE YOU LMAO
Thanks, man. Good job!
No problem!
Nice cocktail
thank u for making me feel better, no joke.
that weird monkey thing and blob fish and goblin shark are all buetiful.thanks. and ur welocme goblin monk and blob.
Cougar is my favorite narrator
couger, damian, robin and lexi are my favourite VAs
The beer drinking meme for germany is actually funny because it´s true.
14yrs old: allowed to drink beer with low alcohol %
16yrs: allowed to drink alcohol and buy it.
18yrs: allowed to do a driver licence.
cougar and david are personlly my fav
53:19 AMOGU-
2:06 because they're in almost every household
49:20 I love this part!
Everything on the bone gets consumed, including the cartilage. Nothing escapes my all-consuming maw
10:43 I actually would play this pinball game on my mom's old computer back in the day man that was the shit
53:20 Cars!
...
What, did you think I was going to say am-
*gunshot*
15:52 You kidding? Damn thing recharges itself if it ain't dead!
I mean I mix milk with water... And a teabag
2:04 why do you also never see ads for flashlights
Cougar speaks
Me: 14:50
No microwave ads because nobody searches for or talks about buying it.
If we are evolving into crabs then the meme will finally come back to us
me when someone says 'the tony stark snap is the most dramatic scene in film history' and someone responds with 'no its the ending to cars': you're both wrong its the goodbye scene in the final episode of mr rogers neighberhood
NO THE VIDEO ENDED WHAT WILL I WATCH NOW
great video btw
15:09 the duck got me
The largest consumer of helium is NASA.
39:05 I had the cutest little bastard of a Chihuahua a while back.
Glimpse of us is such a great song, absolutely stunning to see how far Joji has came as an artist
6:14 this is the most texan canadian accent i ever heard
1:56 aww thank you
sleepover one got me
49:22 i love this part
people who know [pain] people who dont know [not pain]
They way you butchered spidey with everywhere I go yet improved the song somehow🤣🤣
Cougar you are amazing!
41:47 yea they don’t work either, both my parents are smokers, I told them those ads make me scared and anxious, they experience that too, y’know what makes them smoke more, being anxious, those ads don’t do anything but scare people away from smoking they doesn’t stop smokers, just makes it worse for a bit, fear tactics don’t work, those companies need to rework how their ads are because fear only makes smokers smoke more, I swear no smoking companies don’t ask a real smoker how their ads affect them, they might work on people who haven’t been smoking too long or vapers, but the older smokers are left for dead (figuratively and literally), sorry for the rant it just makes me angry how no smoking companies are so cocky about how well their ads work when they don’t really help, fear tactics don’t work after a while
48:37 as a Filipno, i feel bad for the fellow Latin people.
Omg 49:20 was the best part in the vid, super funny
Squidward is a actually an octopus
When the imposter is sus
49:21 love this part man
I was allowed to wear my hoodie with the hood up during late fall and winter because it often froze in that position
6:22 Classic Russia. They can defend, but when it comes to attacking all that fancy equipment they have disappears.
imagine trying to invade russia in the winter. couldn't be me.
19:02 the minigun is called the minigun due to its relatively low calibers (7.62 or 5.56)
there is a common misconception that the a10 warthog has a minigun. it does not, it has a rotary cannon, difference being the cartridge being much, much larger
49:25 loved that part
26:31 They represent that people think most of America is the USA.
Cougar, are you okay? Do you need a hug or somethin', man? I swear we love you T^T
14:36 yo its that hollywood undead song
24:45 is realest thing ever
49:17 love this part 👁👅👁
49:23 this is my favorite part , it was great
What is the meme at 53:21? I have never seen it want want to know what I'm not supposed to be saying.
Is nobody gonna talk about his hot Russian accent...no just me?
41:45 then there’s Japanese road safety ads
Me: finds old ds
Also me: HOW THE HELL IS IT STILL AT 100%!?!
This man has had waaay to much ketamine
0:03 if ur spy tf2 u can be evolved monke and be crab on command
edit: no im not talking abt disguises im talking about spycrab and human