Woke Parents in 2022

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  • Опубликовано: 29 авг 2024
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  • @deec7124
    @deec7124 Год назад +814

    Would you consider a school board meeting? Trey as a Karen, Jake is woke parent and Brad is conservative dad.

  • @abby-ze6mz
    @abby-ze6mz Год назад +327

    The “I identify as your father” line was hilarious.

    • @milliethomas9984
      @milliethomas9984 Год назад +3

      Gold

    • @Amcsae
      @Amcsae Год назад +2

      I liked the "identify as lactating" part, too

    • @DoiInthanon1897
      @DoiInthanon1897 Год назад +1

      “Looks like the season is identifying as fall”

  • @ajh.4131
    @ajh.4131 Год назад +757

    “I won’t rest until everyone is black.”
    Black woman here who cackled at that statement 😂

  • @martymaraschino3468
    @martymaraschino3468 Год назад +607

    I work near SF in health care. In a recent training we were told we can no longer say good morning because it assumes the person is having a good day and they may not be so it could be triggering. Also never Mr or Mrs. because it assumes gender. We also now document menstrual status for men. I really want to laugh at this but it's just too real. I admire and appreciate you going all in with this truth bomb. Great video.

    • @folofus4815
      @folofus4815 Год назад +43

      “I won’t even shake hands with someone from San Francisco” ~ Richard Nixon

    • @emgmin
      @emgmin Год назад +78

      My brain hurts reading this. Thoughts and prayers 😵‍💫🙏

    • @samanthamacleod8107
      @samanthamacleod8107 Год назад +12

      @@emgmin you said it!

    • @martymaraschino3468
      @martymaraschino3468 Год назад +34

      @@emgmin mine hurts all the time. Thankfully I commute and live in a rural area where normalcy still exists.

    • @court8420
      @court8420 Год назад +13

      But seriously...could you imagine if men could/did actually have to menstrate??? Or have babies??? Wait what?!? Sounds like a skit 😀😀

  • @TheWolf92
    @TheWolf92 Год назад +694

    This was done excellently! I felt nauseated, and cringed the entire time. Lol

    • @glamgal28
      @glamgal28 Год назад +9

      I wanted to laugh but i was getting sick 😩😂

    • @TheWolf92
      @TheWolf92 Год назад +6

      @@glamgal28 😂 same here

    • @iceeyes3875
      @iceeyes3875 Год назад +3

      Well said

  • @jennmende2673
    @jennmende2673 Год назад +178

    I love how the kids are named “stimulus” and “booster” 😂😂💀💀

    • @rls151
      @rls151 Год назад +5

      And Derna

    • @eva_toth
      @eva_toth Год назад +3

      And Omicron. I heard him saying that, too, at least.

    • @elizabeth-ty3he
      @elizabeth-ty3he Год назад

      I think those sound like pet names. Kids should be Corona for the girl and Pfizer for the boy

  • @Mayberry206
    @Mayberry206 Год назад +98

    This is honestly one of the best, most horrifying and most accurate videos I have ever seen!! Well done! 👏

  • @LilEagle2015
    @LilEagle2015 Год назад +62

    “I identify as lactating” 😂😂😂 so funny. As an actual new breastfeeding mom i laughed so hard.

  • @Jay-Zech
    @Jay-Zech Год назад +344

    “Since you did all your chores, I’m gonna give you your full allowance…but I am gonna take $3, and redistribute those to your sister, who didn’t do a darned thing all week, okay?”😂😂😂

    • @elizabethcochran3395
      @elizabethcochran3395 Год назад +6

      That was my favorite part

    • @andrealmoseley6575
      @andrealmoseley6575 Год назад +1

      Yeah that would never fly in any household that I've ever been in!

    • @kd7334
      @kd7334 Год назад +7

      That's exactly how I explained that to a Liberal friend of mine. Her free money after paying her bills will be allocated to those who don't deserve it. This is already happening but more of it will be reallocated.

    • @ranimeRAT
      @ranimeRAT Год назад

      ​@@kd7334 Are you saying people on benefits?

  • @AdeleiTeillana
    @AdeleiTeillana Год назад +325

    I am attending an ivy league law school at the moment, so I am SURROUNDED by people like this - both kids who grew up in this culture and professors who push the culture. I seriously hate it. I feel like I can't say anything without potentially losing my career before even graduating!

    • @cgatito3528
      @cgatito3528 Год назад +21

      Hopefully we are at or near peak madness and things will settle down by the time you graduate. Trying to stay hopeful here...

    • @peaceglory5973
      @peaceglory5973 Год назад +21

      @@cgatito3528 In my guesstimation, give it about 20 maybe 30 years tops. Takes awhile for the consequences of all the added hormones to take full effect - and full regret. We're going to see a generation of modified children grow up, rise up, & put a stop to this.

    • @shahidehsan5876
      @shahidehsan5876 Год назад

      Bro watch top g

    • @lauradimama9794
      @lauradimama9794 Год назад

      @@cgatito3528 thats optimistic considering Marxists are playing the long game

    • @lauradimama9794
      @lauradimama9794 Год назад +10

      Praying for your perseverance!
      I recommend Hebrews 12:1-3 and 1 Peter chapter 1 for encouragement. The Lord is with you. He is mighty to save. If you’re not a believer in Christ I can encourage you by praying for you to withstand the pressure and know that God loves you.

  • @HD-tl4vt
    @HD-tl4vt Год назад +114

    "It's hard to TALK, when you live your life this way" 😂😂😂😂

  • @glamgal28
    @glamgal28 Год назад +56

    There are not many channels with such a supported following, other channels would post something similar and the comments would be going off with ppl arguing with each other. It's rare to see such positive, uplifting, and funny comments, very refreshing and much needed 😊 you guys are awesome

  • @bucketofsunshine6366
    @bucketofsunshine6366 Год назад +54

    Your best video yet! Thank you for being unafraid to point out these absurdities!

  • @katiehuntley6382
    @katiehuntley6382 Год назад +17

    You would think hearing these things would make people question their own sanity, but somehow they feel virtuous. Crazy world!

  • @patriciadurham643
    @patriciadurham643 Год назад +35

    Writing assignment, writing an apology letter because you will get cancelled!! I love the kids names too!! 😂😂😂

  • @ryanlund1868
    @ryanlund1868 Год назад +51

    “Go put a Bernie sticker on your bike.” So, so funny.

    • @britneypennington8502
      @britneypennington8502 Год назад

      So many golden nuggets in this, but that line was one of my favorites! 😂

  • @ryanlund1868
    @ryanlund1868 Год назад +30

    “I won’t rest until everyone is black!” So good.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад +25

    I remember this channel trying to get to 1k subscribers, then 10k, then 100k. Won’t be long before the next benchmark! 👏👏👏

  • @krystlejane6210
    @krystlejane6210 Год назад +3

    LOVE lol!! "...because I might be leaving this country if it's headed the way I think it is" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @evirgil84
    @evirgil84 Год назад +30

    Missed the jean jacket & beanie, but love this series. The names of the kids! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @glamgal28
      @glamgal28 Год назад +3

      Yeah I haven't seen the jean jacket lately?? maybe he's retired it 😅

    • @cathyhart3946
      @cathyhart3946 Год назад +2

      "Derna" got me! 🤣

  • @hannahlinton16
    @hannahlinton16 Год назад +56

    Love all of your content but this is some of the best stuff y’all have put out to date 😂 we were supposed to see Jake and Trey this weekend in Orlando but sadly it was postponed until January, so bummed 😔

  • @RJ-mw2gw
    @RJ-mw2gw Год назад +80

    I am identifying as your Subscriber right now and I am enjoying the jokes that you are putting into the Universe.

    • @DoiInthanon1897
      @DoiInthanon1897 Год назад +4

      I am identifying as a replier to your comment.

    • @RJ-mw2gw
      @RJ-mw2gw Год назад +1

      @@DoiInthanon1897 😂

  • @meleclemmer
    @meleclemmer Год назад +57

    Oh wow, that was brutal. And ridiculously hilarious...in a sad, scary sort of way.

  • @J2martin
    @J2martin Год назад +9

    Dude, this is one of your best characters! Keep the woke parents videos coming!

  • @Hevynly1
    @Hevynly1 Год назад +5

    Comedy is the only thing that will save us from the edge. Great video!!

  • @slimmingsidney3419
    @slimmingsidney3419 Год назад +11

    Wow, what a great documentary.

  • @coreyw5981
    @coreyw5981 Год назад +38

    You guys will probably get cancelled because comedy cant exist anymore, but thanks for making this!

  • @ceciliac6250
    @ceciliac6250 Год назад +77

    The sister who doesn't do anything deserves half of his allowance! Equality of outcome, now! ✊ 😂

  • @doctorandrew04
    @doctorandrew04 Год назад +5

    Watched this video from Cusco, Peru. I'm a medical missionary down here, originally from Gainesville, Georgia. Love your stuff!

    • @elizabethpeck5867
      @elizabethpeck5867 Год назад

      Also from Gainesville, GA! So cool to see that in the comments!

  • @shandassmiles4802
    @shandassmiles4802 Год назад +24

    This is our sad reality. Thank you for bringing alittle joy with laughter through all this chaos. 😊 🙏

  • @samanthafinnel1045
    @samanthafinnel1045 Год назад +4

    😂 Best work yet, I stay rural for this reason lol

  • @jonsmith1956
    @jonsmith1956 Год назад +5

    "Tell me you've never met a liberal without saying you've never met a liberal"

  • @egrace67
    @egrace67 Год назад +2

    😂😂😂All of it! What has happened to our society🥸

  • @floridagirl8563
    @floridagirl8563 Год назад +2

    “Write your future apology letter cuz you’re gonna get canceled”. 😂😂❤️❤️

  • @suburbanridge3736
    @suburbanridge3736 Год назад +2

    Im just glad they’re not afraid to broadly hint at their actual political preferences. Refreshing

  • @katieklein7450
    @katieklein7450 Год назад +40

    Let’s give an odd number of claps for Jake telling it like it is!👏👏👏

  • @Guadyco
    @Guadyco Год назад +6

    His daily affirmations scene had me laughing 😂

  • @julieb3584
    @julieb3584 Год назад +2

    Sadly everything he joked about is how some people truly feel. Yikes

  • @brittanyristau5726
    @brittanyristau5726 Год назад +20

    I usually love your videos, but this one takes the cake as your best one! 👏

  • @anythingandeverythingwithjp
    @anythingandeverythingwithjp Год назад +4

    Stimulus get down here 😂

  • @edwardmitchell564
    @edwardmitchell564 Год назад +3

    “Omicron get down here!”…..pissed myself on that one. 🤣😂😂

  • @pocahontas5145
    @pocahontas5145 Год назад +4

    Oh my gosh! Hilarious/sad/crazy! Basically an accurate reflection of where we are. Feelings are facts, and subjective reality is truth.

  • @madametj
    @madametj Год назад +2

    We definitely need a Babylon Bee collab now.

  • @justinmayfield6579
    @justinmayfield6579 Год назад +5

    “All dads should be women.” 😂
    I lost it at that!

  • @justinsane7128
    @justinsane7128 Год назад +7

    Found my Pronouns.... Hee/Haw🤠

  • @TiffNicole
    @TiffNicole Год назад +1

    Oh. My. Gosh. 😂😂😂😂😂 no turning back now. This was spot on

  • @neelsnprayer
    @neelsnprayer Год назад +6

    "Nipples are nipples" Oh my gosh I'm dying. 😂

  • @jeannefeenstra3872
    @jeannefeenstra3872 Год назад +41

    Sad that this is so true! Raising 4 kids in this is rough... thank you @jeanshorts, you’re videos are the best!

  • @dagman85
    @dagman85 Год назад +2

    This is another one of those videos that I liked because it's funny if you recognize the ridiculousness of the logic behind these behaviors and mindsets... But then it gets sad and highly concerning when you remember there are people who see no humor and only pure reason in the video. (Hint: those people should go find a theater and watch "Superspreader".)

  • @GregOrangeDoor
    @GregOrangeDoor Год назад +7

    Bold move Cotton… and I loved it😂

  • @marika6987
    @marika6987 Год назад +36

    Thankyou for this, it's great knowing there are other normal people out there other than me and my husband. 👍🇺🇸

  • @kirstenfast9514
    @kirstenfast9514 Год назад +2

    I’m in the Navy, and we were told that we can’t use the term feminine hygiene products anymore because it assumes gender. We need to say “period products.” And we should refer to women who need these products as “menstruators” to be more inclusive.

    • @Abbyyena
      @Abbyyena Год назад

      😮

    • @hiya4691
      @hiya4691 Год назад +3

      How offensive to take that away from women. We’re so screwed.

    • @emmystump9163
      @emmystump9163 Год назад +1

      Weakening our military is a good thing for the other countries who won’t tolerate this garbage.

    • @kelli101278
      @kelli101278 Год назад

      I can't even......smh

  • @packnetadaija
    @packnetadaija Год назад +4

    “I won’t rest till everyone is black.” The way that made me actually laugh out loud has a black woman hahaha

  • @cassiesmith9895
    @cassiesmith9895 Год назад +23

    Ahh, you went all the way 100% 😂 💀the accuracy

  • @ElizabethJW
    @ElizabethJW Год назад

    “I identify as lactase” 😂😂😂 omg this whole video was hilarious!!

  • @mcomeslast
    @mcomeslast Год назад +2

    This is why I moved back to a sane state.

  • @ymh1683
    @ymh1683 Год назад +2

    Horrifyingly accurate. Well done!

  • @mareikeh.3790
    @mareikeh.3790 Год назад +11

    Super accurate and hilarious! This has to be one of the best videos on this channel, love it. Greetings from Germany

  • @amyspeck6014
    @amyspeck6014 Год назад +1

    Funny as hell but sad that is it also so spot on real. Thanks for pointing out the absurd behavior and thoughts of so many.

    • @python1972
      @python1972 Год назад

      It just isn't though. Like at all. It's a hyperbole

  • @andrealmoseley6575
    @andrealmoseley6575 Год назад +20

    May be best yet. I try not to laugh at other people and their struggle but this had me laughing the whole video - maybe it's where we're headed or maybe it's Jake stepping out but 😳❣️"I'm identifying as your father right now...Stimulus get outside..."

  • @mariamarka6868
    @mariamarka6868 Год назад +8

    Come to Poland, you might have to learn Polish, but it’s still easier than talking like a woke parent though 😂

    • @iicadenxxi1713
      @iicadenxxi1713 2 месяца назад

      I have wanted to go to Poland for years, but I have one question, what is the crime rate In Poland? Have a good day 😊

  • @lizzysmith4627
    @lizzysmith4627 Год назад +7

    plot twist; Sheltered Homeschooled Kid turns into Woke Parent lol

  • @GPS_DS
    @GPS_DS Год назад +37

    Somehow those kinds of people feel more political and obnoxious than like, a conservative dad.

    • @samanthanorton4538
      @samanthanorton4538 Год назад +11

      I'd say it's because this character is a characature of this type of person, while their conservative dad character is based on actual people they know. Both kinds of characters can be funny, but one in a "people like that are crazy" way and the other in a relatable, "I know someone like that" way. However, it's like comparing apples to oranges.

  • @kazuhirala
    @kazuhirala Год назад +6

    What’s sad and funny is this is suppose to be funny, but it’s more sad because it’s depressingly true

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Год назад +7

    "Really, I wanna make it difficult for anyone to speak at all"
    For someone who is very mindful of triggers and such that is so true. There is a difference between really not liking something and literally having a panic attack or mental episode when exposed to certain content. Trigger warnings are very often misunderstood. Also the sarcasm about health care, there's nothing the average person can do alone but that doesn't mean you quit ever getting someone to the hospital out of protest. It's "you hate society and yet you live in it" junk.

  • @khanyisilekambule4202
    @khanyisilekambule4202 Год назад +3

    A South African🇿🇦 watching from Sweden 🇸🇪love this🤣

  • @amymendoza3764
    @amymendoza3764 Год назад +6

    This is amazing! Thank you for putting this together so incredibly well!

  • @elizabethfaith5064
    @elizabethfaith5064 Год назад +25

    you forgot "hey kids, get ready soon, we are going to a family friendly drag show, take some of momy's dollar bills"

  • @80severythingbru23
    @80severythingbru23 Год назад +1

    1:13-1:16 in madden on the new XBOX it actually says on the Dallas Cowboys end zone to end racism.

  • @peanutbutterjellycar
    @peanutbutterjellycar Год назад +9

    This was slick problematic...but I still laughed. That's what matters

  • @stephanieoregan
    @stephanieoregan Год назад +14

    "I identify as lactating"
    You guys are nuts 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bucketofsunshine6366
      @bucketofsunshine6366 Год назад +2

      I almost had to pause the video at the part to stop laughing 🤣

  • @jhunsuc1239
    @jhunsuc1239 Год назад

    Thank you for this video!! I think comedy is the best way to address the almost satirical level of insanity that is our country at this moment. You can't make this stuff up!

  • @katelinjara5229
    @katelinjara5229 Год назад +9

    I identify as lactating 😂😂

    • @elizabethfaith5064
      @elizabethfaith5064 Год назад +1

      you did see that man who identified as a woman/the mother of the baby trying to have his newborn latch and was wondering why the baby wasnt latching?!

    • @theonlytruetuhlulah9062
      @theonlytruetuhlulah9062 Год назад

      @@elizabethfaith5064
      Nooo... For real??
      Is it on yt?

  • @owenpierce2356
    @owenpierce2356 Год назад +2

    This was EXCELLENT 😂😂

  • @TheLoneWolf7743
    @TheLoneWolf7743 Год назад +1

    This is pure gold 💯

  • @buzzybee186
    @buzzybee186 Год назад +18

    Another golden Jake vid! Make a woke parent PTA meeting with republican Dad!!!

  • @aideningraham7249
    @aideningraham7249 Год назад +3

    Laughing until I realize that this stuff is actually what people do....

  • @nethervvoid
    @nethervvoid Год назад +1

    The definition of privilege is having enough money and love to be woke. The irony.

  • @TheBravedave87
    @TheBravedave87 Год назад +1

    "I identify as lactating" wow - lol, this killed me

  • @eleanorcarrano1728
    @eleanorcarrano1728 Год назад

    So perfect. Love y'all humor. Never mean, but always spot on.

  • @carolynhughes9205
    @carolynhughes9205 Год назад +1

    Screaming in the drive thru!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pbug867
    @pbug867 Год назад +3

    So much hilarity in this video. I laugh so I don't cry!

  • @salamanda11
    @salamanda11 Год назад +3

    Scares me that they think people are actually like this.

  • @AndiSchneider
    @AndiSchneider Год назад +1

    I love this! “It’s hard to…talk”

  • @aricareedseropian2400
    @aricareedseropian2400 Год назад +10

    Wow, I think you're getting even edgier than Trey. 💪

  • @lanewhittington
    @lanewhittington Год назад

    "It's hard to talk when you live your life this way" 😂

  • @hollyvalentine2286
    @hollyvalentine2286 Год назад

    Lmfao I laughed until my ribs hurt ! So spot on its crazy 😆

  • @JUMALATION1
    @JUMALATION1 Год назад +52

    The pronoun stuff is really funny because here in Finland everyone is just "hän", regardless of gender identity, very neutral. During my summer job I heard the name of a colleague I was going to work with was called "Onni" (literally meaning "luck" in Finnish) and I had no idea if the colleague was going to be female or male until the initial meeting, when I found out Onni is a male 😄

    • @darcistephenson5359
      @darcistephenson5359 Год назад +6

      Here in US, I work at an agency where everyone signs emails with their name and pronoun preferences. Takes a bit to get used to it, but it does validate everyone. She/ her here lol

    • @cathyhart3946
      @cathyhart3946 Год назад +17

      @@darcistephenson5359 Why does everyone NEED to be validated in this way? Validated means to "support the TRUTH or VALUE of something".
      1. If someone is using a pronoun that isn't biological true then there should be no validation.
      2. Stating pronouns on an email hardly is of value.
      Your apparent definition of validated just seems silly.

    • @robinbennett1686
      @robinbennett1686 Год назад +7

      @@cathyhart3946 You should use the right pronouns for someone just because it's common courtesy? Also gender doesn't equal sex. And for emails, it's just helpful. That way people know how to refer to you. btw mine are they/she.

    • @222clove
      @222clove Год назад +4

      @@ilsa_xo It's just a shorter way to show they prefer either she/her or they/them.

    • @robinbennett1686
      @robinbennett1686 Год назад +4

      @@ilsa_xo It's a shorter way of saying I use she/her or they/them. Also just an FYI, I'm not a woman/female, I'm non-binary.

  • @Amanda-wx5ck
    @Amanda-wx5ck Год назад +6

    This video was beyond hilarious!! 😂😂

  • @pagalhokya
    @pagalhokya Год назад +1

    This was so hilarious. Shows the foolish direction in which our society is heading. Loved the fact that the bum kid got paid from the hard working sister's wages under the guise of wealth redistribution.

  • @ollieoreoo
    @ollieoreoo Год назад +3

    I saved this to my "politics" playlist because it's actually a great commentary on American politics, lol

  • @daniellegrenier5989
    @daniellegrenier5989 Год назад +2

    I watch your videos from Paris. You guys are brilliant! 👏🏻👏🏻

  • @bethwarddesigns
    @bethwarddesigns Год назад

    I'm exhausted watching this because it's so true.

  • @claireh1508
    @claireh1508 Год назад

    the listing of Karl Marx after Demi and Styles and the rising question mark tone it was delivered in: *chef's kiss*. perfection

  • @robinsechriest7052
    @robinsechriest7052 Год назад +1

    My aunt is kinda like that and it's very sad

  • @Michael-dq1qr
    @Michael-dq1qr Год назад +20

    This is incredibly accurate! Absolutely love this. probably my favorite kind of videos you guys make

  • @josephwest6854
    @josephwest6854 Год назад +12

    I’m seeing #cringe knowing this is gonna be amazing 😂

  • @rayselby3487
    @rayselby3487 Год назад +1

    Sue here: lol. But guess 🤔😶 what? We don't have to jump off the proverbial bridge just because everyone else is. And I'm certainly not going to rename and redefine things just because someone said to. They're all nuts!!! 😱. (Whether they identify as one or not.)

  • @caleb_hawn
    @caleb_hawn Год назад +4

    #cringe was the best hashtag on the planet to use for this

  • @cyclone_2484
    @cyclone_2484 Год назад +1

    the fact that this is actually true is maddening