Opie & Anthony: Roast of Early Norton
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- No, that's not a remote controlled plane you hear. That's the early comedy stylings of Mr. James Norton. Patrice the token..., "Has Been" Colin Quinn, and "Never Was" Richard Vos give Jimmy as good "How's your mother?", if you pardon my language. Who doesn't love a little body fluids humor?
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“norton is shaped like any container you pour him in” might be the best insult I’ve ever heard.
Fucking GOLDEN
That is one of the best Norton insults of all time. My other favorite is Bobby saying "You look like an unfinished clone".
sltayo lol thats pretty damn good. Norton is such great fodder, nothing better than the gang coming up with different ways to say he looks fucking weird.
Roger Pedactor He looks like he should be eating his way out of an apple 😂😂
Sean Beads 27:11
"Don't bite the hand that almost fed you"
What a line! Patrice was a hilarious dude. RIP Patrice O'Neal (& Greg Giraldo).
Also, Greg Hughes' career
I’m still trying to use that line in real life. It’s one of my favourite lines from Patricey
Patrice is so fucking timeless you forget that he's gone, then when you think about it it's just horribly depressing, most underrated comedian in history, even though everyone that knows of him loves and respects him, he deserved to be one of the most known comics out, genius gone too soon. I'm dreading the day I run out of Patrice audio, still have to listen to all the black philip shows.
i'm on my third or fourth time thru his stuff over the last ten years, I get more outta it every time i dip back in
Damn and now it’s 10 years.
"We're not 6 years old, you suck and we're going to let you know it" Amazing line
+Michael D My favorite line from this video LOL
Booo, i was hoping they were 6. As long as theyre not lil tat-l-tells.
Tss my favorite line is when i get zooted tss tss FAWK YAAAAHHH!
Vos really does punch himself out.
He starts out strong and just turns into nothing. It's hilarious.
He's at his best when he has to defend himself, otherwise he trickles down into an insecure nothing.
I will say though, during the roast of O&A's WBAB tape Vos was on fire that day like Jordan in the NBA finals. He was fucking vicious and made some of the funniest jokes ever.
Exactly..LOL he starts off so well
@@GreenHornet553 the time he was on O&A with Adrianne Frost is hilarious too, absolutely destroyed her.
27:09 Norton is shaped like any container you pour him into, haha fuck. So good.
what does it mean?
one of the best lines of all time
Norton looks like he has no bones/muscles/chin, he's not solid. Liquid takes the shape of any container it's poured in.
it means he bends his persona to fit any situation he finds himself in, like his infatuation with dumb celebrities or trying to wriggle himself out of this roast by joining in on the beating
You can hear Collin screaming
"You're 5 of the 7 deadly sins. You're 5 of 'em!" 25:41 Vos stopped Patrice in his tracks with that one.
"We not six years old, you suck and we gonna let you know it."
hahahaha Patrice...
"The only muscle you ever have is usually the one that's in your mouth." Holy shit, Vos made me laugh.
3:20 synonyms for awful
4:45 same material, only angry
5:35, biting hand
9:45 goofy voice
13:30* Mike voice
15:50 diarrhea
17:25* Norton defend
25:45 Patrice laugh
32:50* Vos stop talking
40:30 Aids
41:15 Colin Woodstock
42:10 Vos shret up
50:15 goatee
50:55 Patrice and Colin bomb
53:04 Colin fades out
57:08 Vos singing
1:05:55 PU University
1:14:35* Vos sip empty can/drink spit
Thnx. I always come back to these roasts on o&a.
Good stuff
"SHUT UP STUPID, IT STINKS" Every regular comedian on this show. It's like it's a pass phrase, they all use the same intonation and cadence with it as well.
lol I think it's a New York thing or something, because Jimmy even says that on his Spiderman cameo
Daniel Carter its the cellar crew, patrice, kevin hart, bobby kelly, norton, vos
Mall La Soul that makes sense
Jimmy has said before that he thinks Colin Quinn started that phrase and how it's said.
@@kylemcgill2966 “IT STINKS” or “Shut up, stupid” or both? I was wondering this recently myself and it seems like something Colin started
Jim's brave fight against his Progeria is truly awe inspiring.
At the Jim Florentine roast Jesse Joyce said "Jim Norton looks like a progeria kid whose make wish was to go as don rickles for halloween". Fucking brilliant.
thanks
This made me laugh for a solid 3 minutes.
Jimmy is like a statue to commemorate all the diseases humanity still hasn't cured.
Opie is great in this clip! Whenever the boys are laughing too much or having a bit too much fun, he pumps the brakes a bit and takes a call. Gotta keep that energy at the right level!
Is that you opie?
Josh Olson lmfao!
It’s almost funny how sad it is that whenever Opie said anything remotely close to being funny someone had to encourage him and say “Good one Ope” or something because it’s such a rare thing. Jesus man Opie is the flesh eating virus of fun and comedy.
some great parts from the video. enjoy!
best part imo: 9:46 . hilarious norton impression >.<
3:23 (patrice with the great into) , 5:33 (patrice gets voss) , 9:21 (norton gets colin) , 9:43 (norton impression 10/10) , 12:10 (voss get norton) , 13:29 (long one lol , guy "mike" in background gets roasted by everyone) , 17:21 (patrice calls out norton) , 21:05 (they lay in on norton) , 23:38 (another great norton impression) , 25:30 (patrice gets norton and voss) , 27:10 (epic line from patrice lmao) , 29:17 (patrice/norton lay into voss again) , 29:47 (great line from patrice) , 31:15 (patrice gets voss) 32:43 (voss fucks up again) , 33:02 (solid line from patrice lool) , 36:20 (guys lay into background guys) , 39:42 (voss messes up) , 41:13 (norton/patrice tag team colin) , 44:07 (voss gets laid into by patrice/norton again) , 45:36 (great line at norton) , 46:06 (norton lays into voss) , 46:38 (voss gets colin) , 49:00 (patrice with another epic comeback) , 50:13 (another great norton line) , 50:58 (exactly why patrice is so good, knows when he says a bad line and makes it a laughable situation.. then colin screws up lol >..
You missed the one with Vos saying Patrice was “peeling the microphone back” haha. Anyways, thanks for the time stamps
damm bro! thanks was about to rewatch but actually jumping straight to the fun was all i needed
The worst part of listening to these old clips nowadays is knowing that radio will never be as good as this ever again...The good old days of O&A with some of the funniest people to ever walk this earth. Patrice, Norton, Cumia, Quinn, Burr, Louis, Voss, Bobby etc.. Being from Boston, this is exactly how me and all my friends are when we're with eachother just not nearly as funny. Constantly shitting on eachother for anything and everything. All I gotta say is thank God for the internet and RUclips !
The worst part is people from Boston thinking this behavior is exclusive to them. You guys didn’t invent giving your friends shit. Get over your shitty town
Fern From Lake Ave I’m not even from Boston and u sound like a bitch
Patrice and Jimmy were fucking hilarious in this.
When "Vos" called in I died
man really couldnt imagine this segment without opie, what a critical fucking role he played in the comedic flow and excitement of the show
Does Opie still live rent free in your head?😂
@@slamfreepoetry1845 Go away Opie, we all know it's you, you've got plenty of free time
@@Cougar139tweaklmao!
Felt the need to comment that? Grow up dummy
"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in!" God dammit Patrice!!!
Patrice is like a freaking tank just crushing anyone that get under his tracks,I forgot all about this,😆
"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in" Wow what a line by patrice
Jim got off easy, Voss got shit on by everyone, including a funnier Voss
+Nick Mckeown
Voss does it to himself. He gets a good one in and runs it into the ground.
The best part of the Vos (with one S) roast Vos and Patrice beating the holy loving shit out of stupid Paul Mercurio
Voss's job is to get shit from everyone, and he willingly accepts it. But they're right on that he's an idiot savant when it comes to comedy.
@@InnerDness Zulu mouth
I didn't realize how funny Patrice really was until I started listening to O&A. RIP Patrice. He went way too early.
Well given his diet and exercise regimen he probably went right on time. But yeah I wish he was still around.
Scott A I wanted to be mad for that line, but then I realized that Patrice would have enjoyed it
Corey Stoneman lol it was definitely a good line.
I wish he wasn't such a miserable prick to everyone in the business. We would have more of him to see. Instead of me spending hours looking for old episodes of shorties watchin' shorties, tough crowd and web junk.
Norton seamlessley defends himself/avaids their attacks by agreeing and all they can do is sit there frustrated as he escapes them
Thank God Vos was there to deflect all the heat to🤣🤣
I love Patrice. He was absolutely disgusted and embarrassed by Jim, He saw how big of a nerd he was and wanted to bully the shit out of him. Patrice was Mad at him for this. Lol.
That name is gold 😂👌👌
Jimmy sleeps in a petri dish
I love how they just can’t help but direct their fire at Vos occasionally. 🤣
This was one of their last shows with Infinity Broadcasting before being fired for the Sex for Sam incident in 2002... I wish RUclips contained more of this O&A era, cause these videos are priceless
this can't be that old
sammy boy July 2002
I thought Patrice wasn't on til much later, like 2006 or later
“Put Vos back on the phone”
“...Alloh”
Its stuff like this that keeps Patrice's naturally funny legacy alive.
This is so amazing!!! They are desecrating each other! They remind me of me and my friends sitting around giving each other the business!!!
And I agree--listening to Patrice kill in a room full of killers is amazing and devastatingly sad all at once. Thank God for the person/people who upload these! I'm crying laughing at my desk, right now. You can tell how much these dudes love each other!!
As if Jimmy didn't mug now
I must have heard this at least 20 times, and every time Vos bombs and you hear Colin say "Oh no!" I crack up laughing.
Patrice is BRUTAL!!!
Trying to keep him from enjoying it even on a self-deprecating level!!! 🤣
27:10 is one of my favorite Patrice lines ever
"you vlasic pickle commercial!"
holy shit lmao! Norton's goin down swingin!
foolofatook
When?
"He think's hes Juanna Man." hahahah
1:12:15 Patrice's laugh gets me every time
That impression by Bob Dibuono was hilarious
Patrice is just comedy gold , RIP BIG MAN 👌🏻
the helium club. Holy shit vos. excellent
I absolutely hate Opie's fake tough guy intros
R
Roast? What is he Jim "Pork"ton or sumthin?...
Grim MrGosh That was fucking funny dude
awwww Chip
Grim MrGosh boo
"Pull over and put on your laughing hat." Haha! Amazing.
The best comedy ever. Not even and trying. O’Neil, Quinn, Norton and Vos still to the day that puts a laugh on my face
1:09:21 Vos talks to Vos (Bob Dibuono's amazing impression!)
"Imagine if You Will....." - the Liver Spot Kid
Roast of -Early Norton- Rich Vos
"Midget head John Turturro"
Colin was best here.
Matthew Faller exactly! his references are unbelievable.
“How much, 350? That’s purty expensive!”
"Norton is shaped like any container you pour him in". LOL Patrice.
The last 40 minutes is like a shark feeding frenzy. So goddamn beautiful
One of my favorite episodes, just pure viciousness
13:54 Patrice is such a savage. I don’t blame Dinicola for not saying anything after that 😂
The way they were talking about Jim's early stand-up I thought they were exaggerating his voice UNTIL I heard it. Dear LORD its abysmal.
The boy's bring the humor with the speed while Opie just rides that God Damn handbrake!
I can relisten to this anytime.
While the voice is annoying and sad, Vos's set that he brought was MASSIVELY more terrible than anything Jimmy could ever do. The most douche chills I've ever gotten from the show was Opie's demo tape...Not even Ant's shitty power ballad could top it.
"At least I'm fully fat..."
He said "show the radio viewers again" lol.
I love how everyone bombs at least once during this segment
Absolutely fucking brutal!! One of their best shows. I MISS THIS KIND OF RADIO.
27:10 Jimmy’s favorite line that Patrice ever roasted him with.
Love how this turns into a Bash Vos Fest.
This doesn't just degrade you it degrades humanity- quinn
“There’s a lot of electrical equipment here-stop talking!” Hahaha holy fuck that was a good one 🤣
The caller towards the end is literally Vos Chipperson.
I enjoy this group so much, I heard this so many times and I laugh my ass off every time
That voice was a means of opening doors for himself by using his "comedy": performances to demonstrate that he could work as a retro '40s stadium vendor.
This really is the best thing on youtube...ever lol.
I physically cringed when i finally heard the voice.
+mike mikeson The word "cringe" actually means a bundle of sticks.
+co2metal Actually it's a tight bundle of sticks that's usually tightened to fit more of them. Thus the word cringe.
Great upload, thanks! Vos has an unprecedented ability to bomb. It happens so often that it really stands out. hehe
It always goes back to Vos 😂😂💀💀
15:52 "number 2 whats 2+2? diarrhea, MAH HWR"
Holy shit! 😂 What a beating Jimmy took, this roast only gets better with age.
This is when the show was at its best. Non stop funny.
Wow, this was amazing. “Take it like a man” between everybody!
Favorite line is "You was a hack... YESTERDAY." I miss Patrice so fucking much.
9:43 - That impression kills!! They didn't even play the tape yet!
"Leave his Goatee alone... im gonna go get your members only jacket... someone get his trans am" LMFAO!!! Fuckin jimmy
33:02 holy shit one of the best vos beating lines ever (of course made by patrice)
Patrice is a genius. The best one to give a bashing. Jim Norton and him flow so well together. Vos is the token to get bashed.
"Who's Ice Cream, and Brownie?" ... I laughed. :)
i fucking love when Ant does that midget voice/jimm'ys old on stage voice
I can't believe Vos is 2 years older than older than Colin.
45:37 Good one by Vos
Patrice's "uhhh"'s at the beginning always get me
Welcome to the helium club and now for our first hack love vos
I love how the bashing turned from Jimmy to Vos, and how the Vos roast had the bashing go from Vos to Mecurio.
Vos: how do you mix a pig with liquid?
Norton: we'll get you a drink...
Holy shit
This was absolutely vicious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Colin's comparison of Norton to Al Jolson was amazing.
6:37 I love that joke
notice how Opie doesn't make one funny comment throughout this whole bashing?
Yaaaa maaaaan.
Was he supposed to? if tries Opie haters are going to jump on him for trying to be funny. He knows he can't compete so he stands back and enjoys.
Matthew Faller go listen to opie roast old WAAF O&A and tell me how unfunny he is. Not saying he is near as funny as Patrice, cumia or norton but he isn’t as awful as everyone proclaims. But I will say it’s infuriating to hear him take calls and just shove a fat dick right in the middle of their flow.
Jim Norton is oil pretending to be water
Jimmy's shite pretending to be sugar
epic one liners in this one
Jimmy with Ant is comedy gold. Jimmy with Opie is awful. Jimmy's standup is lackluster at best.
Jimmy stand up today is great...I hope that is really you in your picture.
***** huh? Opie killed here!! I love when he takes the show to break.
***** "how was your romance? It was FINE"
I think Jimmy is just a decent stand-up, nothing special. He's great on radio though, where he's best. But if it weren't for all those years of being on a huge radio show, he wouldn't have a huge following.
MrMandrill what a retarded comment
Hey Opie how about you don't take calls
@27:10 HAHAHAHAHA holy shit that was a good one
ruclips.net/video/v0ZQzhj_52c/видео.htmlm40s
VOS: How do we put pigs and fluid together?
Norton: Give him a drink...