Patrice O'Neal vs. Jim Norton (The Picture)

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  • Опубликовано: 18 мар 2018
  • Patrice would love nothing more than seeing Jimmy disappointed as he eagerly awaits to have his picture with J.Lo signed to add to his photo collection. Patrice tries to convince Steve Leeds not to have it signed, and Roland joins in the fun by messing with Jimmy too. As they wait to see if it gets signed, they look through Jimmy's photo collection as Jimmy shares stories of his photos and photo opportunities gone wrong.
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  • @merces47letifer4
    @merces47letifer4 6 лет назад +270

    Norton being super creepy as usual and Patrice smashing him for it. The golden era.

    • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
      @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 6 лет назад +21

      merces47letifer ..only time it's better is when Colin is smashing Norton

    • @JustinRyanNumber1
      @JustinRyanNumber1 6 лет назад

      merces47letife

    • @pts5217
      @pts5217 6 лет назад +16

      I miss this era and these guys so much.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 4 года назад +7

      @@mr.smithgnrsmith7808 agreed. Colin is a legend.

    • @rudym4449
      @rudym4449 3 года назад +9

      There’s nothing better than when Jim gets smashed for being the pompous creep he is

  • @ReedTelevision
    @ReedTelevision 8 месяцев назад +8

    “Here’s why I’m freaked out I’m not freaked out” -Jimmy 😂😂😂😂

  • @FranklynRBonfante
    @FranklynRBonfante 4 года назад +95

    Kenny: "I saw the ass up close"
    Yimmy: "She said the same thing"

  • @albert1158
    @albert1158 6 лет назад +176

    Norton's conversation with RuPaul:
    RuPaul: "I've heard about you."
    Jim: "How much?"
    RuPaul: "Well I've seen your last special and talked to some..."
    Jim: "No, I mean how much?"

    • @xcaluhbration
      @xcaluhbration 6 лет назад +2

      Albert 😭😭😭😭😭

    • @IntoTheVoid96
      @IntoTheVoid96 5 лет назад +10

      The fact that this isn't the most liked comment bugs me.

    • @VinnyLations
      @VinnyLations 3 года назад +1

      I snorted to this comment. 😂

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 3 года назад

      @@IntoTheVoid96 you need a life

    • @davidruiz3003
      @davidruiz3003 3 года назад

      What's the joke

  • @ralphrmillerjr
    @ralphrmillerjr 4 года назад +45

    "Norton just swallowed his gum"
    RIP king

  • @deedavis5star
    @deedavis5star 6 лет назад +122

    Miss the big fella. Genius...Would love to hear his take on everything going on today.

    • @alexjay7183
      @alexjay7183 6 лет назад +8

      What would Patrice say? I ask myself all the time

    • @0gr312
      @0gr312 6 лет назад +8

      "bitches, man. right? i'm hungry. why's my face numb?"

    • @4Legacy
      @4Legacy 6 лет назад +5

      I'd love to hear from Patrice, and also Carlin.

    • @mathieutyler00
      @mathieutyler00 3 года назад

      He would hate you thinking of him as "big fella".

    • @trollofjom7291
      @trollofjom7291 2 года назад

      @@mathieutyler00 why are you triggered?

  • @sailingbikingandmore2765
    @sailingbikingandmore2765 2 года назад +11

    Much better times when Patrice O’Neal was alive. He’s such a comic gangsta

  • @markvickroy6725
    @markvickroy6725 6 лет назад +21

    37:41 the way little jimmy adds "and Ozzy" is priceless classic Jimmy. It's worth a few cents less than a signed Times Square Elmo picture

  • @peeweehermanunit
    @peeweehermanunit 6 лет назад +54

    its too bad jimmy and patrice weren't on more shows together

    • @carson21211
      @carson21211 3 года назад +2

      They where best friends. Had to be hard on Jim when he died.

    • @deedee6799
      @deedee6799 3 года назад +1

      Best friends? ......

    • @carson21211
      @carson21211 3 года назад +4

      @@deedee6799 Good friends?

    • @Poxymonkeypox
      @Poxymonkeypox 3 года назад +3

      Tough crowd?

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 3 месяца назад +1

      They were on loads together what do you mean?

  • @ambassador8524
    @ambassador8524 5 лет назад +15

    That click pic is so epic. Jimmy looks like a ghost in the midst of tan Hollywood elites.

  • @Dan-ys8nk
    @Dan-ys8nk 5 лет назад +77

    Greatest moment was 29:16.
    Kenny: "I saw the ass up close"
    Jimmy: "She said the same thing when she walked by you."
    This is exactly why I love Jimmy. He has the best timing for a comedian. Hilarious.

    • @Ozhull
      @Ozhull Год назад +1

      That's not very funny or witty... You're pretty easy to impress lmao

    • @immanuelcunt7296
      @immanuelcunt7296 Год назад +1

      ​@@Ozhull Its both funny and witty, and you're a pretentious douche who I can practically guarantee has never been funny.

    • @accidentalpatient4152
      @accidentalpatient4152 3 месяца назад

      Jimmy in his prime could be very quick though​@@Ozhull

  • @xcaluhbration
    @xcaluhbration 6 лет назад +17

    "Hold your girlfriend"
    😭

  • @isthatyoujaunwayne4183
    @isthatyoujaunwayne4183 3 года назад +4

    Jimmy became the Jackie the Joke man of O and A after this 😂

  • @the701squad
    @the701squad 6 лет назад +20

    that picture of norton. . .

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 4 года назад +16

      It looks like Ryan Seacrest brought his "special" cousin to work.

    • @jrsmith3344
      @jrsmith3344 4 года назад +3

      @@TheZigzagman
      HAHAHA!! When I first glanced at the pic, I was like, who's the big bitch on the left? Oh, that's Stephen Tyler

  • @Titant2
    @Titant2 4 года назад +9

    6:21 that segment aged great XD

  • @mirkokraovac9068
    @mirkokraovac9068 3 года назад +8

    Norton loves to ask favors of celebrities

  • @mattyboyanderson
    @mattyboyanderson 3 года назад +2

    Oh man the guy who refuses to talk into the mic really makes this clip a joy

  • @sPankss52
    @sPankss52 4 месяца назад +1

    The Cosby being friendly checks out.

  • @psychicandice
    @psychicandice 6 лет назад +54

    “Was her back sweaty?” Very clever, Ant

    • @mattmurray517
      @mattmurray517 5 лет назад +4

      PsychicAndIce took me a sec. but that was a good one

    • @rubberchix
      @rubberchix 4 года назад +2

      dont get it

    • @scorcoz
      @scorcoz 4 года назад

      @@mattmurray517 ...there's nothing clever about it. He just asked a simple question

    • @anythingbutmyrealname
      @anythingbutmyrealname 4 года назад

      Hairy Mexican backs is the joke

    • @howardanderson3662
      @howardanderson3662 3 года назад +10

      @@anythingbutmyrealname negative. He may have been making a racist joke calling her a "wet back" a derogatory term for Mexicans.

  • @pezcontainer
    @pezcontainer 6 лет назад +13

    I want people to show this picture to people who dont know who jimmy is, and comment their reactions

  • @mattmurray517
    @mattmurray517 5 лет назад +8

    Patrice’s Houston plug “I miscalculated!”

    • @dey7890
      @dey7890 4 года назад

      Weird how ny screen was down in the comment section and i looked right at this comment as he said it

  • @stagglee1227
    @stagglee1227 6 лет назад +32

    18:18 begins Leeds' horrible Zeplin story that Patrice perfectly punctuates with what we were all thinking.

    • @OneCash
      @OneCash 5 лет назад +15

      "I know a plumber who got that same story"

    • @diro91
      @diro91 2 года назад +2

      @19:42 summarised how we felt listening to it perfectly 🤣🤣

  • @pandavelli8176
    @pandavelli8176 28 дней назад

    27:12 Dice Man hit Yimmy with some legendary pranks 😂😂😂

  • @Jay-fx4tx
    @Jay-fx4tx 6 месяцев назад +1

    I had two young ladies think i was bruce willis at the airport lol.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 6 лет назад +16

    I love Kenny. He's such a wholesome and sweet man.

    • @krayzeejojo
      @krayzeejojo 6 лет назад +4

      A true class act, just wish he would’ve told over-privileged Opie to go fuck himself sometimes.

  • @nimo517
    @nimo517 3 года назад +4

    Never heard Jim so uncomfortable!! Even playing his first comedy tapes on air... his mind is not in that studio

  • @turkeyfist
    @turkeyfist Год назад +1

    Two best silly goose best buds

  • @BIGNOSEPOPPA
    @BIGNOSEPOPPA 6 лет назад +18

    Dam I forgot what episode this was but it is funny

  • @PeterTeal77
    @PeterTeal77 3 года назад +28

    Jim is that wormy kid in school who would always lash out and be a jerk, while pretending to be the victim of the cool/pretty/athletic kids.

  • @comicsgalore1660
    @comicsgalore1660 6 лет назад +21

    If they only knew what Bill Cosby would turn into 😂

  • @sathanaful
    @sathanaful 6 лет назад +39

    Wormy James Norton

    • @bigbadwolf548
      @bigbadwolf548 4 года назад +6

      So speaks the mouth of Sauron.

  • @dillonwalsh3258
    @dillonwalsh3258 4 года назад +2

    In this photo they all look like something sold in a box at Newbury Comics

  • @paulfroelich1024
    @paulfroelich1024 5 лет назад +8

    I love Norton but if he were my friend I would have beaten him with a bat for this. Also, SARS

  • @leonardsr.1389
    @leonardsr.1389 3 года назад +2

    I have a serious lack of godfather quotes in my life since this show ended

    • @pandavelli8176
      @pandavelli8176 28 дней назад

      You had to straighten my Anthony Cumia out?

  • @kylemcgill2966
    @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +6

    37:20
    *I know for a fact no one was complaining that's just Opie trying to find a way to shut up Patrice. Pathetic.*

    • @sumeahsking8019
      @sumeahsking8019 3 года назад +1

      Do you?

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +1

      @@sumeahsking8019 Yup

    • @sumeahsking8019
      @sumeahsking8019 3 года назад +1

      @@kylemcgill2966
      Explain

    • @kylemcgill2966
      @kylemcgill2966 3 года назад +4

      @@sumeahsking8019 I'll post link if I find it but Both Jim and Ant have said that Opie used to use the Pal Talk/Instant Feedback to steal jokes and put blame on listeners for things he was too pussy to bring up to someone's face. If you're an O&A/Patrice fan you can see how this is possible.

    • @snarkynader9400
      @snarkynader9400 Год назад

      @@kylemcgill2966 possible of course, but you said you know for a fact.

  • @Stephen-lt1tp
    @Stephen-lt1tp 2 года назад +1

    I always noticed Jimmy never fought back against Patrice he loved him so much. It was only at his roast or when he was pushed right in the corner he would joke back on him.

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 Год назад +6

      Because he knew couldn't go against Patrice without getting completely obliterated

  • @dandansen4261
    @dandansen4261 4 года назад +7

    Sad irony is that Patrice actually did have enough money to last him his life.

    • @Valkonnen
      @Valkonnen 4 года назад

      Think Again.....Patrice O'Neal was a comedian and celebrity that became noted for his many stand up performances throughout his career. At the time of his death, he was estimated to have a net worth of $500 thousand.

    • @gtagerry2896
      @gtagerry2896 Год назад +1

      Dude was buying $300 hats to match a jacket, he definitely needed more money.

  • @Dakotaidk
    @Dakotaidk 4 года назад

    Erock being fat is my favorite running joke

  • @Lamtitude
    @Lamtitude 3 года назад +1

    37:10 Opie blames the listeners when it was him that had the problem with Patrice eating on mic.

  • @dillonwalsh3258
    @dillonwalsh3258 4 года назад +2

    I LOVE the squashed version of the photo chosen to accompany the audio

  • @Sora744
    @Sora744 6 лет назад +4

    34:40 Danny Trejo was actually like 67 when Jim took a picture with him. So it's not really a surprise he was as short as Floyd maywether at that point in his life.

  • @mikecappadocia5959
    @mikecappadocia5959 6 лет назад +2

    Jimmy sucking up his snot into the Mic is fucked

  • @thdgcfx
    @thdgcfx 2 года назад

    "ohhh boy.."

  • @chadhope8124
    @chadhope8124 6 лет назад +1

    No wonder he ended up on power

  • @joshv4982
    @joshv4982 10 месяцев назад

    Ohhh Boyyy…

  • @nimo517
    @nimo517 3 года назад +1

    I catch myself fantasizing that the world would be a different place today with Patrice. As if his wisdom and ability to explain difficult emotions that many just can’t find the words for, would have kept O&A together and comedy would not be on eggshells today.
    It’s just the sad fact that he died, and therefore his fan base explodes, that he’s seen as immortal. There aren’t many people with comments saying “glad he’s alive and doing this work!”.
    It’s always after, when you realize how much someone meant, and study their words without hearing current opinion that may be disliked.

  • @alanzojones9177
    @alanzojones9177 8 месяцев назад

    This is radio! (Opie voice)

  • @markpumpkin-pumpernicklere3100
    @markpumpkin-pumpernicklere3100 4 года назад +2

    If i was Jimmy in that picture, I'd just be staring at her feet.. Steven Tyler's

  • @rossrobertson674
    @rossrobertson674 6 лет назад +2

    Watch out jimmy, me too, lol

  • @mr.smithgnrsmith7808
    @mr.smithgnrsmith7808 6 лет назад +27

    James Larva Norton

  • @mrfantastic9966
    @mrfantastic9966 4 года назад +2

    Hate those type of people

  • @iubball410
    @iubball410 3 года назад

    37:35 😢

  • @VeN0m88
    @VeN0m88 4 года назад +1

    A rod was a primadonna his whole career and all his teammates thought so too. FACT

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 2 года назад

      You are way too fired up about this.

  • @jco2727
    @jco2727 4 года назад +4

    Jim norton could get #metoo with this picture.🤔

    • @dey7890
      @dey7890 4 года назад +1

      No

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 3 года назад

      Yea, her arm is around him. He definitely has a complaint

  • @ohErza
    @ohErza 4 года назад +3

    Opie duller than a plastic knife and Patrice is a fucking legend rip big man!

  • @TheZigzagman
    @TheZigzagman 4 года назад +5

    "You photoshopped out a flash?"
    What do you think Photoshop is for?

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 4 года назад

      @1 2
      I'm forty...

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 4 года назад

      @1 2
      You didn't see giant flashes fucking up the white balance in real life.

  • @chriswatts5531
    @chriswatts5531 5 лет назад +14

    jesus god I would rather listen to Patrice crunching on salad all day then hear even 1 word from opie.

  • @nimo517
    @nimo517 3 года назад

    THE LAST 10 SECONDS are the best!! Patrice: who is that woman on the left..
    *boys mumbling as if Steven Tyler is cool but yeah damn looks too girly and “let’s be honest” kicks in.*
    Norton: worst jokes ever
    Anthony: he’s horrible...

  • @TheSpear
    @TheSpear 3 года назад

    never seen jim do stand up.

    • @SKa-tt9nm
      @SKa-tt9nm 2 года назад

      Keep us updated on what other standup comedians you haven’t seen live.

    • @MrTwon1610
      @MrTwon1610 Год назад

      Don't watch it!
      He is a terrible stand up and mediocre radio personality (at best)

  • @MoxRuthless
    @MoxRuthless 6 лет назад +22

    Turns out Patrice didn’t have to worry about saving for retirement... R.I.P.

  • @EGarrett01
    @EGarrett01 5 лет назад

    29:29

  • @dylanbecerra4179
    @dylanbecerra4179 4 месяца назад

    33:40

  • @jaredfaccin3724
    @jaredfaccin3724 5 месяцев назад

    What the fuck is with Jimmy's nasal passages?

  • @richardbutkis
    @richardbutkis 4 года назад +4

    Oof. The thing about Cosby didnt age well.

  • @joshyd1164
    @joshyd1164 2 года назад

    50.00

  • @arturojuarez1270
    @arturojuarez1270 2 года назад

    This has too few views.

  • @thenowwhatshow4142
    @thenowwhatshow4142 Год назад +1

    Weird as fuck

  • @ethanmurray2203
    @ethanmurray2203 Год назад

    Yeah, Norton, the celebrity chaser...embarrassing! I've met some baseball stars, they were fine. I didn't ask for an autograph. Met Lars from Metallica, had a beer with him, talked for about 15 minutes. Trick is, don't ask them for anything, treat them like a person.

  • @TurdFerguson884
    @TurdFerguson884 5 лет назад

    Ugh Jesus Christ whose high pitched laugh is that 17:00
    Just ugh that laugh it just stinks

  • @field369
    @field369 4 года назад

    Normally love these relics but terrible for radio listeners...let's talk about a visual media via audio. Now I know why they didn't last despite the personality stupidity (i.e. Opie)

    • @dey7890
      @dey7890 4 года назад +4

      Wah wah shut up

    • @TL2354
      @TL2354 3 года назад +1

      Were you dropped on your head as a kid? That’s that only thing that would explain your stupidity