Opie & Anthony: Roast of Rich Vos' "Stand Up"
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- Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
- The Boys, Patrice the Great, and Luscious Lips Mecurio destroy Vos over his disgusting crack mouth, greasy jerry curl, and pathetic comedy. I still don't understand how this mess got Bonnie McFarlane.
“White trash Dracula” may be the best insult ever. We’ll always love ya Patrice.
I spit out my coffee lmao
@Goochisz Magoochisz sounds like words from a white trash dracula.
Vos was in Near Dark.
@n0th4ckinq it was great. Laugh dude
@1x0xNo. He's worshipped like a God, because most people found him late and believed they either missed out, or didn't get enough, of something special.
Vos is always at his funniest when he's being trashed. Then people start getting behind him and he cracks.
When he's hot he's hot. There were a few episodes where he was sizzling. Although Rich Vos being trashed was always hilarious.
Vos was at his best during the Spinning Wheel of Death show, where Ant, Jim, Bobby, and Vos just trashed Opie and each other for about an hour. It was one of the funniest shows in O and A history, if you ask me.
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@@CatnamedMittens One of the funniest jokes I ever heard was Vos at the Patrice roast. It was something like "Did you ever see black guys who lean while they're driving because they think it looks cool? Patrice does it to keep his car level." I don't think I've ever laughed harder at a joke.
Vos is like a tank of a comedian. He just keeps taking hits until he eventually fires that cannon and takes out whoever he's aiming for
"The Jews didn't even look that bad when they were slaves"
Jesus Christ . Another amazing Patrice line
“Are you saying we should light a lighter and sing along to your Hackness”-Patrice 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Patrice is the ultimate roaster. And I'm not talking about prepared Comedy Central roasts, I'm talking about flat out making fun of somebody for an hour straight. Best ever.
Patrice slays, prepared material or not
100%. His joke about pyramid brick building dust fucking killed me when I heard it for the first time
I like when he plays the friendship card to make it worse " this hurts me cause I love you"
@Mr. Whitebread go shit in your hat. Ya contrarian piece 'o shyte!
When he started singing we are the champions as vos i knew at that moment that we shouldnt be afrsid to die. That man is gone.
They were roasting him for almost 30 minutes before they actually play the tape
+Kweation
They roasted him on Nortons episode too. He stinks.
def. name
just because Jim's a pussy if they went into him like vos he'd kill himself
thelolmaster1997 Damn never thought about it like this but I guess Patrice's line about Norton "being the shape of any container you put him in" hurt Norton so bad, he knew he had to cheer him up by helping him bash Vos the rest of the show lol
They didn't need the tape. Vos is living, breathing material.
The tape was just the pretext to get Vos in studio and bash him.
" He was just a crack head break dancer on the side doing this." God that was funny. Miss Patrice man. miss the old show.
@@IlIlIllIIIlllI hey asshole, go fuck yourself you bag of shit.
The best thing about this is when Vos goes after Opie. "You don't even have timing when you're listening." Lol
It's just mind-blowing how funny Patrice could be with his improvised comebacks. Most comedians struggle to ever write a bit as funny as Patrice could be on a regular conversation. He was simply a genius
Patrice was hilarious. And Vos can dish it out as good as he gets.
"Feed us lines, then kiss us" holy shit Paul Mecurio was getting slaughtered more than Vos was
"Firrrrsht of all"
- Rich Vosh
"Now listen to me"
"herrs da ting"
Mindstorm Records big
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Ahm not like da brudders, all eat da cooschi.
28:30 "You don't even have timing listening" Vos calling Opie out.
Opie did get Vos with the "All right, shut up" right before that, though.
Vos was just about the only comic who ever came back at Opie.
"You're a lawn ornament you're not an 8!" That made me laugh. Other than that, Paul pretty much stunk.
this is amazing. Patrice and vos going back and forth is gold. mercurio is so far out of his league its embarrassing. every single line he drops is more painful than the last one.
Mercurio's so bad he makes Opie sound like prime Carlin
43:17 Come on, that was pretty good
"Your teeth snuck out" best line ever!!!
"It was crack sweat" -Patrice
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"whats your name sir?" "jay leno" ant's reaction to that was priceless
Paul Mecurio did his best to make this unlistenable
He did a great job at it. Thank god this is the only O&A clip I've heard with him in it. Guy literally only said shitty fat jokes and shitty teeth jokes.
jrreogreugerugregreger kinda funny hearing him absolutely bomb though
jrreogreugerugregreger vvv mc
jrreogreugerugregrege
Patrice calling him a nobody was incredibly funny. Paul taking himself so goddamn seriously because everyone kisses his ass because of his Emmy and his Daily Show. And then along comes Patrice and he doesn’t kiss Paul’s ass and it destroys him.
"Whats your name, sir?
Jay Leno."
where ya from
I'm a talk show host you idiot
"I've never seen someone that has teeth that rot from the right to the left"
actually legit line from Opie.
Evan D Voss has said way worse lines than that to be fair.
Aww cut that part out... Chipper
the biggest loser of this roast is bonny mcfarlane
+bob smith So VERY true!
+bob smith hahaha bonny
+bob smith Colin, who always has brilliant ideas such as Bobo playing the stock market with Ant's money... Came up with the idea of kickstarting the divorce of Rich and Bonnie. He thinks $60k is enough for her to move on without him.
Actually it's their child.
Lmao
Vos, thanks for being you.
right
"Barney prolly has an emmy" lol Vos just threw that away. This is gold.
i lost it as soon as they started the Soul Glo commercial
whitedevil2 Haha yeah that was funny but weirdly enough my favorite was when he slammed back at Patrice "Did I say it's because you're black? We all can smell that!".
It gave me an asthma attack I was laughing so hard
(My favorite part so far) 15:01
Ant: Paul from Lawrence says he mistook Vos saying he's a high seven for "Vos, you're high if you think you're a seven"
*crickets*
Ant: It's Paul from Lawrence. I didn't say that.
MawBTS I've loved that line for years. Anthony is so fucking quick.
I can (and will) listen to Patrice giving shit to other comedians day in and day out.
R.I.P.
RIP
"I don't like the fact that he has little children hands with grown people diseases on them."
Ian Vincent he once said Jim norton looks like whatever container u put him in hahahahahha
I love when Colin would fight back, though. It seems like no one else could
rip
I just discovered that my bath mat is the exact opposite of a Rich Vos show. According to its tag, it's made completely of new material.
Boooo you stink.
SomeNoise I just happened to read it while using the bathroom, so in context neither do I stink, nor does that joke, nor, for that matter, does that which I was....depositing at the time, you son of a bitch.
+Kissai Sith Jen'ari yuck your a hack, you defend your bombs worse than vows, ZING!
+Matthew Roach "vos" lmao my ipad even sounds like vos
Matthew Roach You spell worse than Bob Kelly, and you have the names of a Roman tax collector and propagator of false and wicked religion and a slightly less shitty pest.
"That's a rotten tooth act, it's not a good tooth act"
"That's a fallen out tooth kinda joke buddy"
PATRICE FOREVER!
this is brilliant. love hearing actual comedians just kill eachother
also paul was there
cooliovasquez amazing
Except mercurio
Also , Paul mercurio is terrible
Still! to this very day!
He made Vos look good.
Cody38Super He was on Stephen Colbert recently...he sounded like he was trying to be Bill Burr...
Ive bee relistening and the truth is he's a Lightweight in the ring with heavyweights...not bad, just not in the right class. He's gonna seem weaker in comparison. Does he suck solo? fuck knows...
He got personally offended and magically stopped being fun when he tried to go after Patrice. But then it magically became funny when Patrice just joked that he was a nobody. Because it’s true.
"You STINK!" - Patrice
😂😂😂
9:55 THIS is why i miss Patrice. There will be plenty who will TRY to imitate, but he was a singularity.
That's not the correct use of the term 'singularity'
One of the funniest trashings I've ever heard. "JESUS CHRIST Chosen People, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!"
@@gailmargolis8811 Sounds like a term Vos would use...
jrreogreugerugregreger 😂🤣🤣
Rich Vos in his worst day is still funnier and wittier than the hack that is Opie.
Jesus why does everyone feel like they need to trash Opie. He is not a comic! You guys let Patrice and Vos then set the bar on funny and feel like since he isnt up there then he's garbage.
+the middlefinger VOS>mecurio, mecurio fucking sucks
TheFutureKing Opie wished in his heart of hearts that Paul Michael Mercurio would be funnier than O'neal, Anthony, & Norton so he could have him on more. I'm telling you.
NEVER heard this, i'm in for a treat...i really can't believe i've never heard this. 2 years patrice is gone today. turn your ceiling fans on for him
'turn your ceiling fans on for him' hahaha you're a true fan
dude he was the only celebrity death that i truely cared about, he was so wise beyond his years about so many things and it is still so unbelievable that he's gone.
This comment makes me sad as fuck.
great comment, all fans spinning.
Thats means 8 years now. God we need him
I love these roasts they do of the guys old comedy tapes...hilarious to hear them absolutely rip the other people apart and the person try and defend themselves.
The Norton roast was so good! I love how aweful his old material is.
Alex Hache "what is 2+2?"
*super high pitched voice* "Diarrhea?" haha
docj09
Well at least im fully fat, im not 75% fat im not sorta in shape and outa shape at the same time
Wildfan1984 k
Vos' teeth walked out on him after they heard his act.
"His teeth snuck out"
Best radio/comedy I've heard in a while. RIP Patrice you are missed.
Jimmy is amazing as well "You floss with beef jerky" fsdfhsfffs
"It was crack-sweat!" I miss Patrice so much.
Vos is murdering Mecurio, just slaying him haha
And mecurio deserved every insult
27:17 that's the first time I realized Ant was referencing the sopranos with the "adult community" line.
I surprised myself with this reference 4 years later
I love how mischievous Jimmy tries to egg every on in this clip. "Oooh, he's implying you don't work there!!!"
“Oooh, he’s calling you a hack!” 🤣
26:30 WEEEEEE ARE THE SSCCHHAMPIONS, MY FRIENDSCHHHH - so much gold in this video!!!!
Patrice s still the best. Even after death.
That pic is of Rich playing Call of Dentist on Xbox Live.
Loooooooil Your comment did not get the attention it deserves man, that line killed me!
xcaluhbration Haha thank you my friend. ;)
.......OHHH! Boop, now it's mine.
pretty unfunny. you'd get a car crash if you were on the show
i hope the 32 people who liked this get cheated on
All the laughing would just stop for a second every time Mecurio opened his liver lipped mouth. Like a human speed bump of comedy.
vos is such a fertile target for abuse. the shit gets rolling almost immediately lol
Jimmy's callback of the stonewashed joke is great.
Norton had the best line for Vos's voice saying "it sounds like a gravel driveway"
Why is Luscious Lips yelling at Vos for doing a joke that Jeff Ross did after him? I mean the joke sucked, but he gets so mad like Vos stole something. Mercurio sucks.
It must be so frustrating to get trashed by a hack comedian like Mercurio
Ant talking about his douchey love ballads brought that chorus right back in my head
OHHHH DAAAARRAAA
If Ant was a Zionist Jew that song would've been a hit in the 80s.
Hahahahaha I just caught this but Patrice goes “I almost said LIPo suction” 😂😂😂
“I kidney stone-washed my car!”
I don’t know why but that made me collapse laughing.
"You got a tennis crowd here *mild clapping*" God damn Patrice's disses were just so spot on
"i kidney stone washed my car" had me keeled over lmaoo
I’m glad we always have opie to go “HOLD ON HOLD ON” to stop the conversation when things get to funny.
It's called "steering the ship" - only those who've been doing radio since they were 18 understand
Voss sounds like Dice after a stroke
Vos on the ropes for an hour👀😎😆
Ten minutes in and it's already some of the funniest shit I've heard all day. I wanna hear everything Patrice has ever done
This never gets old!!
Holy FUCK I miss Patrice!
LMAO PATRICE talking about that one dude laughing in the track that sounds like HEEE HEEE HEEE! So true, Ive heard that same guy laughing from Roseanne to Drake and Josh.
+barahng It's more like a HUH-EE-EE-EEEEEE
I know it's canned but I wanted to see that fucking account who did that laugh.
200% SMUG lol I always thought it was a black guy with a distinct laugh in the front row who watches all the shows I watch,
THANK YOU!!!! been waiting for someone to make this into one file!!!
i swear Vos is funny as shit when hes getting jumped by the crew
"they didn't look like that when they where salves". Kill line of the whole set.
Gotta love Vos...he takes it like a champ!
Mecurio was horrible. That's why he disappeared from this show. He was trash. Voss is an easy mark and Jim and Patrice killed!
Actually ol Gay Mouth disappeared after Sex for Sam since he was the one who egged that couple on to do it in the church in the first place. In essense, he single handedly destroyed terrestrial radio, lol
"dumping Mecurio. Good Call!"
1:09:43 -- "I'm Opie Hughes, a huuuuge hockey fan, but I just let slip that I don't know when the season starts or ends"
"My god have mercy he stinks"-r.i.p. Patrice
"I kidney stone washed my car." lol
Vos act is 10 times funnier than Jims old act
I need to see this video. Badly
Search: rich vos calls his ex-girlfriend fat.
WOW its worse than I imagined.
Patrice always had the best one liners when smashing people - always catches me off guard - "You're a lawn ornament, you're not an 8!" 13:03
That was Mercurio not Patrice
that pic on the right looks like count chocula
why not count crack-ula?
Can't believe it takes them 25 min to get to the tape lol
Patrice fucking killed it before the 10 min mark
9:40 - 10:30 Patrice is destroying vos
Oh I miss Patrice. The fuckin brilliance!
The MC on Vos' first set is Jackie the Jokeman! lol
Jimmy had two funniest lines... his teeth sunk out, and what your name sir? Jay Leno. 😭
I like Rich but he really needs another joke besides his "I'm a big act" shtick. We get it.
The vlassic pickle line killed me 😂
I miss patrice RIP :-((
Thank God Patrice and Jim are so fucking funny cause if they were even a tiny bit less funny Paul Mercurio would of single handedly ruined this show
People say Rich is a hack but he definitely holds his own against patrice whos probably one of the best at talking shit of all time. He shut patrice up with multiple lines, patrice won, but voss held his own.
Based Patrice is great bro but he isn't infallible, Rich and the boys have their moments
Rich was far better than DeRosa and Mercurio
Rich is great. He's incredibly confident while being profoundly stupid. He throws out a ton of lines and a lot fall flat but that's part of the appeal. He bombs and the others feed on his corpse. It's always good radio when Vos is on with other comedians he's familiar with.
@@jrreogreugerugregreger7486 At least somebody understands the set up....Vos is Funny...but Vos VS the crew is comedy gold when he has to defend himself, his intelligents, and his jokes against Patriki and company
My dream is to have a long ass show with Ant, Jimmy, Patrice, Vos and Colin just beating the shit out of each other!! Maybe throw a Bobby or Di’Paolo in there too for fun!! I’d say Billy Burr but he turned g a y
Vos was honestly 2nd funniest to me, other than patrice. Just imagining his grimy little smirk and ragging on people, makes me laugh.
Nobody can pull himself out of the hole like Vos can he can take punches and deliver rights back the only person who I can think that quicker than him is Anthony
I love listening to O+A stuff I've not heard before and suddenly finding examples of Ant-doing-Dice that I never heard either. Thanks for uploading.
This is honestly the best roast I've ever heard
Highlight of my fucking day!😂
anthony's dice is always a fave.
34:53 "Jay Leno " Lol
We'll never get this again. What a group... Besides Ope the dope
Hey it's Vos
God I love listening to these maniacs tearing each other apart.
This show was never funnier than when the regulars were making fun of each other.
Way more fun than mocking freaks like Bobo and callers.
Voss wearing chainmail on his head.. The Medieval fool
This is a great roast but Vos is killing with that audience on the original tape.