i like how your references aren't explained. if someone doesn't get it then they just don't and it's kind of refreshing to watch something where not everything is spoon fed to you
"But then the terminator has a mid-life crisis and buys a farm" Dude, you predicted the plot of Terminator Dark Fate 3 years before it premiered. #Illuminati
If you think Skelepumpkinween sounds fake, wait until you hear about the one where we Americans use groundhogs as sentient sundials to forecast the weather
+donkosaurus Ah, I'm an Estonian myself, and the Simulatorsson bloodline is... legendary. They won the border-war against Namibia. And there's a legend of them discovering the great village of the USA.
Skynet sends a Terminator to the past to murder John Connor, it has a mid-life crisis and buys a farm. I think the writer of Dark Fate stole your idea Kilian
Alec Nash I’ve not really seen much of a correlation between subs and content. I mean, subs usually change the REASONS for being bad, but not the ratio.
@@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook I'm a long time fan of PewDiePie but I have to admit that he can be funny at times but not most of the time. His content feels pretty much the same most of the time.
Cephm1 I wasn't slagging anyone off, I just think the video is a disjointed, juvenile, unfunny mess. You like it, and that's fine, it doesn't make you a bad person. There's no accounting for taste.
This has got to be one of my favorite videos of yours (which is weird because I haven't even played this game); it's got gags & all that, but it really tells a story & does a great job of it.
I thought this was a video about the rubbish bins but had me laughing so hard, I almost choked on my banana custard. I hope you make more Stardew Valley videos.
Dear Diary, It's been three years and I still don't know what this week's salad is. I fear I may have to resort to making chicken pot pie for his majesty. Good think Kilian built that fence
I understood it as a satire on capitalism in general and the american dream in paticular. This "you just have to work hard and you will get what they got"-mantra is the fuel of the whole system.
You're sooo hilarious. I've just subscribed , and I am glad that I've found you. Keep it up! (also that music from 4:45 reminds of something really hard, and I don't know what that is)
HAHA! That's so funny! Well, I'm Estonian, and it's time to go to my club for people whose name is Farm Simulator. We're going to build a wall that keeps everyone else out.
Oh...I saw that cut-scene where Linus stole trash and an email also said that you can steal trash, but I never tried or saw it and I thought this tutorial was maybe about making money by digging through peoples garbage. So I was confused and entertained at the same time and only realized that this wasn't actually a "guide about garbage" when the video ended...
"i'll treat these cows better" he says as he gets rid of all of their grass AKA their only food. also little did he know the apples do have a disposable income and will fix the town and allow you to progress if you give them like a leek and a daffodil. and "there isn't anyone living there" There is a GIANT SPECIES OF FOREST SPIRITS THAT ARE THE ONLY REASON THAT THE PLANT’S GROW HERE.
@Kilian: I like how you bring up classic education in your videos, just to tear it down. To me this is some kind of modern dadaism which I really like :)
3:53 I hate that music... not because it's terrible, but because it's in the most annoying Spyro mini-game ever. THAT STUPID SKATER KEEPS BLOCKING MY FIRE... at a certain point, you just want her to get hit with hockey sticks...
I'm Estonian and i can say i have at least 7 friends who are named Farm Simulator.
+Sander Valdma Sama
lol
+Sander Valdma Tere!
Thx for making me laugh :D
I had no idea people would find this funny. I think i should comment more often than 2 times a 5year period.
'And then the terminator had a midlife crisis and bought a farm.'
Genius
farminator
hmmmmmm is the why your character doesn’t have to eat
Scary how the new Terminator Dark Fate's T-800 did exactly just that. Killian is a prophet.
@@wellwhateverisfine only kilians version turned out a lot more fun. And somehow makes more sense.
And that actually last series of film....
I thought this is a guide about Garbage in Stardew Valley
Me too
i really thought that too
same XD
Same
+Obito Uchiha same ;-;
i like how your references aren't explained. if someone doesn't get it then they just don't and it's kind of refreshing to watch something where not everything is spoon fed to you
That's the way I like it!
+Kilian Experience uh uh
yes yes and that is a good thing
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
I would have never expect a quote from Animal Farm in a farming game.
+Castle Black I'm not sure whether it's a reference to Animal Farm or 3rd wave feminism.
"I can't believe they built a wall and sent me an invoice!"
Dying. Best part of the video. 11/10. Video of the year, all years.
"But then the terminator has a mid-life crisis and buys a farm"
Dude, you predicted the plot of Terminator Dark Fate 3 years before it premiered. #Illuminati
I thought this was a guide to the garbage you get by fishing
Same
I thought it was a guide to trash cans
me too
same,
i thought this was a guide to other people's trash in the game...
If you think Skelepumpkinween sounds fake, wait until you hear about the one where we Americans use groundhogs as sentient sundials to forecast the weather
Wtf is that
I'm aussie
Is a groundhog a meerkat
Or is it like a buffalo
+Epic Pkmn It's like a wombat.
Animal Farm, Donald Trump, Cocaine, Chicken Run....How do you do it Kilian?
Don't forget Tai Lopez
+Alexander Hahn And Citizen Kane. And Scarface, maybe?
Alexander Hahn and Alexander the great
Alexander Hahn At school :
The owner of this computer has deactivated the dinosaur game
Me : FUUUCK
Literally just finished reading animal farm.
that Animal Farm reference though.
Aye, memories...
yea it was pretty good
Clever
This is the first time ever i have heard an animal farm reference on yt
Loved it
there was an estonian guy at my high school called farm simulator farm simulatorson
hahahaha
+donkosaurus Ah, I'm an Estonian myself, and the Simulatorsson bloodline is... legendary. They won the border-war against Namibia. And there's a legend of them discovering the great village of the USA.
***** That's exactly what someone from a village would say..
GusenbauerAffe
He probably just doesn't want our national heroes to be known. You must end your evil ways, villagers of the great US and A!
400th like :)
Skynet sends a Terminator to the past to murder John Connor, it has a mid-life crisis and buys a farm.
I think the writer of Dark Fate stole your idea Kilian
Yeah
Your music choices are the absolute best.
+Scarfulhu much of it is Spyro stuff
***** Lots of Neverhood, Day of the Tentacle and Monkey Island as well.
SuperEnderSaver I know it's from week ago, but anyways. It's probably 8-bit remix from Rayman Legends of Spiderbait - Black Betty.
Invincible/Shattering from the WoW OST mmmmm
Yep, it's an 8-bit version of Castle Rock.
Killian also used Rayman 3 OST, and that makes me happier
Dude this is really great comedy... you put to work a lot of obscure and detailed knowledge about random topics.
¿Ese es el logo del PSOE?
ElInventor Parece XD
I tried to fake my own death but i failed and killed i myself
“killed i myself”
i think you might be cheating
ye
+Kilian Experience ok nothing wrong with that
+Skuldugery or edit your money in the files
or sell mayonnaise
+Garuda Ramuda SHOTS FIRED
Is it me or are smaller youtubers just a lot funnier.
Alec Nash true very true
@@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook loud + leeching off others content = funny? Okay dude.
Alec Nash I’ve not really seen much of a correlation between subs and content. I mean, subs usually change the REASONS for being bad, but not the ratio.
Better example, dunkey exists
@@Nuuk_Nuke_Nook I'm a long time fan of PewDiePie but I have to admit that he can be funny at times but not most of the time. His content feels pretty much the same most of the time.
Imagine if someone watched this, bought Stardew Valley and immediatley refunded it because you cannot do any of the things in the video
That can't be true Kilian wouldn't lie to us
''animals are equal but some animals are more equal...''
and at that very moment, kids, i came
Why did you came when some animals were more equal than others
@@fajanisch that's a reference
Gwen SleepyHead to a book is big boy iq know
@@OneTrickBrett definitely not Animal Farm
Patrick Huang yeah totally what’s that
if the terminator became a farmer he would be called the germinator
GET OUT!!!!!
Dang that’s clever
And if he started eradicating pests he'd be called the exterminator
So good i come back here once a week to rewatch
Same
Same
SAME !!!
This is figurative AIDS.
Cephm1 I wasn't slagging anyone off, I just think the video is a disjointed, juvenile, unfunny mess. You like it, and that's fine, it doesn't make you a bad person. There's no accounting for taste.
"I was supposed to make more money than a cactus seller in... in a place where cactuses are in high demand! I'm not very good at metaphors, okay?"
What? What is this weeks salad? You will *Tell* me!
+Valter Östberg Well this weeks hot peppers are olives!
+Valter Östberg it's Joey Salads
+Valter Östberg TELL US
Tell me! Is it me?
Sounded like he was going to say Mayonaise
“All animals are equal, but some animals are...MORE equal”
The original quote is "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
Great quote.
Hehe. My favorite part was when you explained the backstory - "Simple. Beautiful... I hate it."
This has got to be one of my favorite videos of yours (which is weird because I haven't even played this game); it's got gags & all that, but it really tells a story & does a great job of it.
That’s why I always watch Kilian’s videos, even if I never had played the games.
"That's a common name in Estonia"
I swear, it's always so unexpected when someone mentions my country. Thanks Kilian. Stay healthy and eat potato.
No No Don't you own brazil? (It's a reference to another kilian cideo)
I thought this was a video about the rubbish bins but had me laughing so hard, I almost choked on my banana custard. I hope you make more Stardew Valley videos.
Me too
when your not good enough for custard
How was your custard?
+DynomiteDiamond I bet it was a Choking experience
Honestly thought this was a guide on how to search through the garbage cans of the people of Stardew Valley.
Just how fucking bold headed am I?
+Revake ikr, you are not the only one
+Revake I took it one logical step further and thought there was some secret in the fishing garbage you recycle.
Dear Diary,
It's been three years and I still don't know what this week's salad is. I fear I may have to resort to making chicken pot pie for his majesty. Good think Kilian built that fence
I really want to know what that weeks sallad was :c
That Animal Farm reference at 4:21
Truly fantastic
entschuldigung Animal Farm is a satire on the USSR.
He has like 1000 references... its insane how many go over peoples head
It was actually considered to be a satire of revolutions in general (by the author that is)
I understood it as a satire on capitalism in general and the american dream in paticular. This "you just have to work hard and you will get what they got"-mantra is the fuel of the whole system.
"If you had mayo in the late 80s - early 90s it was probably us"
Shit made me laugh
Do you know what movie that reference is from I can remember it being from somewhere but not from where
@@aintel1628 I believe it is from a movie called Blow.
I'm from Estonia and every third person I know is called farming simulator
It’s weird that your joke about the terminator having a crisis and starting a farm actually happened in that last film.
This is literally what happens in the last Terminator movie LOL
You turned Stardew Valley into Narcos. Congratulations.
omg this video is so fucking funny I've watched it like 6 times now
and that is the Killian experience
Does somebody know the name of the song that always plays in the credits? ^^
Rickety roadster
no
I have translated your subtitles. Your video made me laugh to death, so it was the least thing I could do.
to Estonian? ^^
solokom it says in the description that it was the Spanish subtitles
Wait wait...
WHAT IS SALAD ?
BABY DON'T HURT ME!
wait wot
Wow this was a great video. Your sense of comedic timing and progression is killer dude, can't wait to see more from ya!
Oh boy, this was a journey and a half. I dont even remember when I subscribed to this channel, but i'm glad i did. Oh boy...
I like how 1:11 is part of the plot of the newest Terminator movie
4:20
Was... was that an Animal Farm reference?
+TheSharnier Four legs good, two legs better!
+TheSharnier 420 blaze it
aNerdNamedJames Wake up, Sheeple!
+TheSharnier What about the chicken run and narcos references? (Any any other that pop up)
+TheSharnier “Let's face it: our lives are miserable, laborious, and short.” Yeah, fitting when you realize the basic concept of this game.
1:01 kilian predicted terminator dark fate
May we never know, what's that week salad is made of
Some called him... the Escobar of mayonnaise.
I understood that animal farm quote. You just made my day.
6/9
I thought this was gonna be a guide about trash cans.
more like 420/69
Nice
How do you manage it Kilian? How do you always out do yourself.
I did not expect this.
This is amazing work.
Wow.
No, really, this was very funny xD
How to f**k did u predict the plot of Terminator Dark Fate 4 years before its release lol
This is the best video about stardew valley that I watched so far, I love it
Chicken run (4:10 ish) was one of my fondest childhood memories!
Far in the future in the year 1997.
Can't believe they actually coppied this video for a Terminator movie story
1:07 Dude you predicted Terminator Dark Fate lol 🤣
Wait a second, did he just anticipated terminator dark fate ?!
You're sooo hilarious. I've just subscribed , and I am glad that I've found you. Keep it up! (also that music from 4:45 reminds of something really hard, and I don't know what that is)
Pillar of Autumn theme plays in the Autumn slideshot. Nice
"I have been searching and searching and so far I haven't found a single tutorial made by me" well, duh 😂
1:02 Kilian predicted the story for Terminator: Dark Fate over three years before its release.
This is my favorite video by Kilian, as well as my favorite stardew valley video on the internet
HAHA! That's so funny!
Well, I'm Estonian, and it's time to go to my club for people whose name is Farm Simulator. We're going to build a wall that keeps everyone else out.
+founoe heck yea. Lets go!
Pillar of Autumn music with Autumn title. I see what you did there. Noice.
Excellent video, your work is marvelous xD On a small note, I like that you named your farm Xanadu...
Hilarious, Great Job! I loved the part when you made the joke about chickens escaping
Best stardew guide, period.
Serious motherfucking money.
Me: I like your accent when you say motherfucking money
I lost it at the part about Halloween
I did not know that other countries didn't celebrate it
Red It's more prevalently in the US, but some others do celebrate it, eg the UK.
They do Ireland fucking made it
Lol so many good jokes in this one. The getting water boarded by fbi because he bought too much fertilizer was hilarious
i watched this two years ago and its still the funniest thing ive ever watched
Oh...I saw that cut-scene where Linus stole trash and an email also said that you can steal trash, but I never tried or saw it and I thought this tutorial was maybe about making money by digging through peoples garbage.
So I was confused and entertained at the same time and only realized that this wasn't actually a "guide about garbage" when the video ended...
You got yourself a sub, love the references ^^
"But after getting waterboarded, I'm pretty pissed off that my taxes go to fund it."
Very relatable
No one is going to talk about how he named his character Kilian Foster Kane? As in Charles Foster Kane from Citizen Kane?
"i'll treat these cows better" he says as he gets rid of all of their grass AKA their only food.
also little did he know the apples do have a disposable income and will fix the town and allow you to progress if you give them like a leek and a daffodil.
and "there isn't anyone living there" There is a GIANT SPECIES OF FOREST SPIRITS THAT ARE THE ONLY REASON THAT THE PLANT’S GROW HERE.
Love the "Animal Farm" reference.
+November 3312 YES WE ALL HEARD IT AND GOT IT NO ONE CARES
'FBI you call that torture? No wonder the CIA is considered scarier' XD
A terminator that has a mid life crisis and builds a farm. Sounds like terminaor dark fate.
Not what I was expecting with the title, was surprised anyone would make that kind of guide, and just had to see.... found something so much better!
4:40 ive watched this vid so many times and only now do i realise theres a black betty remix. these get better and better
This is the second vid of yours I've seen and I just laugh from start to finish. You're hilarious, keep it up.
the mayo bit was hilarious :D
Absolute genius, you really need more subscribers, considering the depth of some of your jokes...great videos mate!
"First step is to dress nice if you want to make some serious motherfuckin' money"
I just love the Swedish accent and how you put together the jokes, got yourself a sub!
@Kilian: I like how you bring up classic education in your videos, just to tear it down.
To me this is some kind of modern dadaism which I really like :)
+Grosser Salat after searching up what dadaism is, i can say you are correct good sir.
I can confirm: stone walls require constant maintenance, depending on the environment. Good practice to go over them every spring.
3:53 I hate that music... not because it's terrible, but because it's in the most annoying Spyro mini-game ever. THAT STUPID SKATER KEEPS BLOCKING MY FIRE... at a certain point, you just want her to get hit with hockey sticks...
thank you IOB YM GOD IVE BEEN LOOKING for that song for forever.
By far the funniest thing I've seen on RUclips 11/10 m8 gr8
Loved the animal farm throw back
This is amazing and the Spyro music just made it EVEN BETTER
That chicken run joke got the sub.
Hey! I wasn't the only person that got that reference!
new there was gonna be an animal farm reference as soon as I clicked the video, love you dude
Hope 1.6 inspire you to do a sequel to this video 😂 classic
this video alone is better than the whole dangerously funny channel
WHAT IS THIS WEEK'S SALAD?????
+Michael And that's the Kilian Experience!
I absolutely love the use of Spyro music in your videos.