Garbage Guide To Pokemon Fire Red
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Pokemon fire red and leaf green are remake of pokemon red and blue. Here is a parody guide on how to complete both of them. I don't mean capture every pokemon just beat the pokemon league. Also this guide will not help you at all.
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What kind of maniac selects their starter pokemon from above the table instead of the front
Me.
A fucking genius
I do. I don't want that filthy rival next to me
I keep my distance and take my charmander from the far right
diabeticfatgum lol
"Get stuck a lot because you don't know english yet."
So fucking true.
Killian is the hero that we don't need. Still a hero.
Marcelo Yuri more than 700 hours on the third city in pokemon pearl cuz of that... I sure was patient back then...
Knew English, but not Japanese, mained a Nidoking with Flamethrower and Earthquake (probably). I'm still not sure how I found the moonstone...
We are awesome! We finished the game without understanding any dialogue!
So true, I didn't know what "release" meant so I lost my cyndaquil
Marcelo Yuri 5 years and i dont even knowed how to save or what even was something like that (i had an nes and welp,you cannot save on it)
But really i renember how i didnt know why i cannot use attacks (yes,i think i was blind cause i just should watch the pp...)
Throws away MasterBall.
You sure do know how to annoy people.
Aya ya well he did release his lvl 100 starter by the end of the video. this guy is savage.
That triggers you more than the dome fossil?
Helix fossil is bad get a real fossil
Zevaron XZ HERETIC!
yeah, like how he encountered a starter pokemon on route 1, which is super rare and he runs away from it.
9:37 - 9:45
"You can't fail if you don't try." - Stephen Pastis
Aay, Pearls Before Swine!
RarefoilB i love that dude
you're quoting timmy failure and I don't know how to feel about that
I am the 1k like
"Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"
Literally me 6 years ago
That was me. Fucking mexiconian
Conspiracy theories with tea lol that’s exactly me... ik snap je
Same
That was me. Fucking Brazilean
"They said I used the Master Ball wrong so I'm getting rid of it."
I'M DONE
Broke me 😂😭😭
The only rational thing to do.
Only one of us can be king.
"It's not child labor 'cause I'm not paying you"
I don't really get it though...? Is he from somewhere where you only could play Pokémon in English or does he mean it like he was too young to understand everything?
He meant that he didn’t speak English at that age since he’s Swedish, and Pokémon doesn’t have a Swedish language version.
Ok
"Beat the gym leaders
Beat the pokemon league
And get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"
In a nutshell
so many memories of young none-bilingual me...
So thats why i never beat a Pokémon game as a kid
"he hangs around kids and is interested in pokemon intercourse."
great way to describe brock btw
Mr GameBoy
Interesting fella.
Yeah
Isnt he a kid too in the anime?
@@helmutstein1178 yes and no, he is a teen in the anime if I remember correctly
@@helmutstein1178
Yeah he's 14.
Which makes sense, considering you look at a 10 year old (a fifth-grader) and 14 year old (8th to 9th grade) and yeah, there is a height difference.
*i didn't beat the gym, but on a charred corpse i found a badge*
So, I won
How does this comment has 1k likes and only 1 reply
That's cheating but also an absolute win.
@@executioner1840 it's not cheating if they are dead.
Mexican here. Can confirm we speak Mexiconian
😂
Eso es demasiado :v
Luis D. Mancilla h
Luis D. Mancilla he has great understanding of our language
¡Guay!
a pile of fires
ComradeWarbear Killian 2017
ComradeWarbear Tell you what, it would kick a pile of leaves's ass.
nothing to see here, just another shit comment
Shitpost at its finest
A pile of waters.
This was my first Pokémon game lmao I remember at the end I had a lvl 100 Charizard with Cut lol
rampage14x13 High level strategy
smogon was then created >.>
New meta
I had a level 100 Venusaur ;) with my 100 crobat
rampage14x13 same with my Blastoise but it knew surf 3 water moves
Pikachu is called blondie. Hitler’s dog was called blondie.
Cool.
T- Series Gramps, is it you?!
@@progdragon9218 no dont listen to him, as I am hitler
DonutMaster78 why the hell do you know that are you two related or something
An_Annoying_Cat Google.
Pika pika motha faka!
"Charmander evolves into some dragon type" you mad man lol
Digivolves*
Rip dragon Pokemon that don't have dragon type
Hence, the title
Mega ampharos and mega eggxecutor are dragons
@@denji3397 oof all that's left is that they make rayquaiza a bug type
Also that's news to me about manpharos
"Remember, in the Pokemon Universe, the drinking age is 9 and they have infants in the military."
👌
Those infants must be heavily skilled little cup trainers
Hahahahahaa dunno how i never got his vuds recommended before
Remember, on other planets, it's illegal to lick doorknobs...
@@theonlyshinyumbreon I really wanted to like your comment, but I've tried three times and RUclips has decided all three times that I want to reply to you. BTW awesome choice of shiny Pokemon.
"The first ball conta-it's empty."
NelzWillz and that's the killian expereince
GreninjaGaming 0405 Seinfeld theme
How did it pop up in the wild though... did he hack the game just to include that scene?
Marik Zilberman yes he used game shark
"Mexicanian"
"Remember it's not child labour, because I'm not paying you"
Is my new favourite quote
"Bill, it's obviously a fursuit. No reason to lie mate be yourself."
Probably the most positive thing in the video.
@J.M lol
Along with *"The War"* that was probably one of the most WTF moments of the original games:
PCs and pokeballs canonically _can_ work on humans and once a lifeform is stored as data, it can be freely edited.
@@TheArcSet but what does....
Bill claims that he invented teleportation and that's how he became a clefairy.
But even after 25 years there is no teleportation like that in the game.
hmm
"PIKA PIKA MOTHERFU***"
Lol
Complains about the TV in the middle of the room, picks starter from the top.
Throws masterball away.
"Mate, I destroyed your entire criminal empire because they were in my vicinity. Do you really want to battle me?"
hahahahaha
TheSuperfluousMan I was just browsing the comments and as I came upon this one that part was on at the same time so I read this as he said it lmao
Children in Africa could have eaten that master ball
420 likes lol
Ah, wiscash can too
@@darkstar6213 lol
As well as the jugs in ur profile
Hyper_5pace IM SO OFENNDED
'' Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet '' .
As a French Canadian, I can totally agree with that.
A French Canadian I can speak your language
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WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOOT, MY MOTHER!
@@owenchafer1083 o sorry I meant baguette not baguette
Ah ok.Thanks for clarifying for me and my lumberjack friends.
At least your country has english as an official language! hahahaha!
The joke about Meowth's language would've been funny enough if you just said "mexican", but you went above and beyond and it made it ten times better
"As you can see the tunnel is very dark. I could light it up, but thats cheating. "
"20 years later we arrive in Lavender Town..."
XD
I never used flash because it's gay.
it was hours
@@sneekymatt6352 thats exactly why i came to react
Does that mean, after that, The Bad is 31 yet looks _exactly the same?_
my dumbass 10 year old self not knowing Flash even existed back in 1996 on the original. Had myself a Blastoise by the time I got out of there.
"I think the security system would be better if I didn't have a bird's eye view." You're so funny and so correct at the same time :p
@Toori Baba W....t.....f....?
Toori Baba yet you didn’t subscribe
I am a little
@@Gamesfan34260 wait wot did they say?
@@TheRapist69420 I wish I remember.
Judging by my reaction though it must've been pretty out there.
I'm going with some sort of threat.
MOltres ZApdos aRTicuno
IS MOZART STILL ALIVE?
That's retarded. Why would they hide evidence of Mozart being alive in a Pokemon game? Besides, Mozart would be over 200 years old; there's no way I could still be alive.
Mister Bad Guy, maybe you need to eat more tinderboxes.
Mister Bad Guy Hello, Mr. Mozart.
I'm not Mozart you fucking idiots. It's been hundreds of years, how could I live that long?
I thought you were decomposing Mozart. Apparently not.
Kilian: what kind of lunatic puts their TV in the middle of their room?
Me: what kind of lunatic chooses their Pokémon from the top end of Oak’s table?!
"Pika Pika Mothafucka, hire a better agent!"
*Immediately subscribes*
TRU
XD
11/10 for that
I honestly don't understand the "hire a better agent" part and I'm really tired, pls help
4:45
"After being nice to him..."
Textbox: Rub-rub
wAIT A MINUTE
no pls
Oh my god
LEAF NO SHE'S 11
/kill @s
"Whew! Thank you! I'm feeling much better now."
Ahh man the not understanding english yet, hit home
Peter Klint well im spanish and I understand it hhhhahah
I first played pokemon yellow when I was 10 years old, knowing fuck all english... It was an experience. I think my sister still hates me for asking her to translate for me all the flipping time...
I knew some english as a kid, but not enough to really understand. I was so confused when teaching. moves and the game said "Give up learning whatever?", because I took it very literally. Like, why am I giving this move up somewhere? Where am I giving it???
hand reveal. I was not disappointed
Face reveal in reflection.
Time stamp?
0:21
Thanks
L Boijens zapper
this video made me remember why I subscribed in the first place
to watch videos?
Seth I have so many subscriptions I forget what smaler channels do in terms of content, afte I watched this video, I remembered the type of videos he makes!
lets go gambling
yo sup doge
Because I am rich I can give u anything
*I want fifty million Pokemon money*
He gives me a Master Ball, the cheap bastard
That's nothing. What you really want is enough money to buy a bicycle
"The first ball contains... It's empty."
*Bulbasaur lovers smack rulers in the distance*
I'm one of them. But I broke my ruler.
11:16 Just when you think this video can't get any funnier......
"Hey Digimon, Hey Digimon!"
I cracked up at the "because you don't speak English yet" , too relateble :D
Flaming Pikachu123 Dude, don’t be “that” person. It’s ugly.
@ZoNaGi If we're playing that game, then you don't either. It's 'English' with a capital E, and what is relatable about your sentence? You need to add in quotation marks around the word 'relatable' for it to make grammatical sense, you know.
or you could just not be a dick? ;P
Also, each first letter of the 3 legendary pokemon are in what could be considered unique positions. Articuno starts with the first letter. Moltres starts with the 13th letter which is halfway between 1-26. And Zapdos begins with the last letter of the alphabet
Also you catch them in order without knowing it
@@earltan7067 Who said that, I totally forgot about the electric plant and caught Zapdos last lol
I like Moltres the best,he's the only one that I could actually catch
3:57 *"Don't lie, it's a fursuit. Just be yourself man"*
he gets it
"Then I remembered an even more main character. Pika pika motherfucker, hire a better agent"
That joke gets me every time
"Oh, I forgot. The main weakness of fire is even more fire." - Everyone during their first playthrough
"the first ball contains... uhh.. is empty" :'D poor lettuce
It's funny because it's bulbasaur?
No joke Iceland is developing polar bear super soldiers. I read it on Facebook so it has to be true.
.....someone leaked, alert the forces all 20 men on position
Well... remeber the cod wars (or how to gain territory without going to war directly)
YouCan'tHateMeMoreThaniHateMyself bet i could
You wasted a Master Ball. How are you supposed to catch some strong brids now? What about the Mewtwo Bird?
Or the roaming Pokémon
@@vivimannequin Exactly, dog and cat birds!
I caught those idiots just with a standard Pokéball and soft resetting a few times. No need to use those Ultra Balls.
You forgott about a Bird Bird bird.
@@galaxypl7756 Bird bird bird. B-bird´s the word.
"... Because you dont know english yet" I know the feeling. And also that cruise thing is very relatable
And you upload this on christmas eve, great
christmas for me
JUL YOU HEATHENS
+Feartheviper Christmas eve is still christmas
I thought this was a new video, so when I saw this I just thought "It's November?"
2:20
Finally someone who shares my youth.
Sapphire Crook I
Dude I spoke English and got stuck all the time
Ya mean 2:17
8
While not precisely like my childhood. My cousin while visiting Japan with the military got me a copy of Pokemon Silver about a half year before it came out in the West.
"get stuck because you don't speak english yet" so accurate
"A Pile A Fires"
-Kilian Experience 2016
"Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"
This guy knows what's up lol
Native english speakers will never understand
That's why a lot of classic JRPGs only popular in English speaking countries.
OrchidAlloy bro yes we do, I played my first game at age 6, I couldn’t read yet lol
What if you were so young Pokemon taught you English
"Mexiconian"
yeah, crazy right
This triggered me
@@Ciso1321 hello mexiconian
I'll forgive him since he hates tex-mex tacos
"so while I'm in there let's talk about how amazing digimon is." Subscription paying off right there.
It's called a mental health type gym, Killian!
1:43 that’s the Exurb1a logo!
I saw that
actually its the exurb2a logo
@@amberpandaaw what a coincidence...
Yes mate, I was happy to see it too :)
"Welcome to Lavender Town, a town famous for not having any Lavender."
Immediately cuts to an interior that's all lavender.
Huh, it's fun, because as an Spaniard, I knew about articUNO, zapDOS and molTRES, but never realised it's not obvious to non Spanish speakers until now. The same had happened to me with Kinder Bueno
Wait what? I thought every single human on the planet knew that? I sure did (and I'm not spanish).
Eik Naur Jensen Uno, dos, tres, catorceeeeeee!!!!
(Hello, hellooo...)
People also forget about DEINo, ZWEIlous and HyDREIgon. x3
+jmiquelmb Hola!
I think Spain is under-represented on lists of cool countries.
I saw that Silver Play Button at 0:22 Kilian.
I can relate to "get stuck alot because you dont speak english yet"
Yeah... I first played fire red before I learned english AND it was only a partly translated version.
I am a native English speaker, but I played Pokemon Red before I knew how to read lol.
Played Pokemon XD before I learned english and I dont know how I beat it
3:58 my god his humor is the greatest
Dude, you don't throw the Master Ball away, you have to trade it for coins to gamble with!
Am I the only one who absolutely love Bulbasaur ?
I can even imitate him...
Bulbaa..bulbba...bulbaszaaur.
Shubhendu Singh bulbasaur is my all time favorite Pokemon I have beaten every game with him, not with a ivysaur or venusaur but using a good old fashion BULBASAUR!!
most gen one pokemon are bad anyways but despite that bulba is always my favorite starter
Yes. Yes you are.
Shubhendu Singh I'm not sure if their rarity had anything to do with it, but the three starter Pokémon were my favorite.
its not a frog, its a horned toad, which is a lizard that looks kinda like a frog
How and why does any human being hate Bulbasaur?
He's a red panda.
i love this dude idk why people dont its the best pokemen ever
boi awy he's a cigarette?
what is that?
Suhkma Dheek Bulbasaur>Other two
Mexiconian.
Best laungage.
Our language is quite unique, indeed.
Checkmate1138 I spek americanan
Hablo mexiconian
Fartface Shitlord I speak potatoish. I am from Ireland
Pretty sure I physically flinched when you tossed the master ball
“Like challenging a stingray to swimming instead of chess!!”
Now I want to go back and watch Digimon.
Damian nominated best comment 2016.
I love this series.
From Adventure to Xross 2 or go home.
Damian Same XD
Damian try digimon adventure tri
A "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" reference in a video about Pokemon, Kilian you are fucking superb.
10:30
''Or you can use your pokemon to reclaim the holy land''
I don't remember that being in the game...
Dirty thoughts are bad That didn't make it into the western release.
Tony Savage Well that's a shame I would have loved to go crusading.
Killian: People say that if i catch a legendary pokemon i get to become a champion, but when i threw a mountain gorilla in my trunk i got arrested
Me: *Dies of laughter*
In the Pokemon world, the drinking age is 9, and they have infants in the millitary
1:43 with the exurb1a reference
nice
"remember its not child labour because im not paying you"
Shoutout to the creepy old guy perving on the girls outside the Celedon gym
*His name is Muten Roshi*
2:54 we dont speak mexiconian in mexico, we actually speak mexicanese
I kinda like the sound of mexiconian better.
Nah, we speak tltl
Isnt it mexicish?
"Get stuck a lot because you don't speak English yet"
I couldn't even finish my first game because of that..
Yeah, I agree, Shrek Racing is a great game.
Merry Christmas Kilian
you aren't supposed to toss the master ball, It's supposed to be used on the elite 4
WILDDITTO Ya that was so obvious, what an idiot
Have you watched this channel it's
Not serious you idiot
But what if react zar was joking?
then again what if you were joking?
what if im joking?
Magik man stop it man, you are making me question reality. And I am so scared
Blastvee but that makes me scared and than i question if urs is a joke. Than i question if mine is a joke. Than i remember my life is a joke
"I feel like mass extinction is a much bigger threat than Cruella DeVille"
"mate, i completely destroyed your entire criminal empire, because they were in my vicinity."
holy shit dude
lol mexiconian
Lol so racist
He's Russian
Oh god no
Tuneless Andrew He is Swedish
Tuneless Andrew im from mexico and i thought it was really funny 😂😂
0:21 Face reveal? Also, nice you got the button!
Spookydacol face reveal?
Stevio Gaming You can kinda see he's face from he's playbutton.
WHAT HES NOT A RED PANDA?!?! EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
That's one of his servants
All I can tell is that he's white.
How dare you betray Lord Helix?
L'Hermit d'Sevan dome is better smh
Solution
Combine them
"Either challenge de pokémon league or reclaim de holy land with my pokémon. I chose pokémon league cuz it was closer"
Liked
Damn he chose the dome fossil guess comments are good for the youtube algorithm
“I dont wanna use it wrong again”
*throws away masterball*
Me: HEY! Thats my doing okay? *also throws masterball*
De sveddish aksent is stark wid dis juan
Stormsplycce I’m swedish now here is the same but Swedish: jag är svensk
ɠąცཞıɛƖ ῳıɖɛɠཞɛŋ jag är ochso svensk
Christmas came early boys. A few hours early.
Killian's videos are so hilarious all top comments are just his quotes
"They got mad at me for using the master ball incorrectly, so this time I'm just going to throw it out" hahahaha
This guy is funny as hell😂 earned a subscriber
0:23 you can see Kilians face through the silver play button case’s reflection
that's just his human mask
I like Bulbasaur.
fun fact all kids that like bulbasaur grew up to be mass genocide commiting clowns from hell. (google it, just dont bing it, bing will give you facts about things that actually matter which is useless)
ArgonFreakinBorn So does the creator of Pokemon. Also if you look at the original Red and Green concept arts, it shows Red pick Bulbasuar and Green/Blue picked Charmander.
congratulations
Ocean Lombardo emulators and cheats
Fuck you
I grew up with this game, and I didn't realize it was Gen 3 for a long time.
Garbage tutorial
Me: Meh what could go wrong?
*Choose dome fossil*
Me: The video of truth!
Make a garbage guide to Europa Universalis 4!
Your dream came true.
I wouldn't be surprised if he'd had that Masterball gag planned since his ruby recap.
Mexiconian.... I subbed.
Me: Is Digimon a rip-off or an inspiration?
Killian: ITS A MASTERPIECE.
It was inspired by a type of tamamgotchi so neither
"We come across a cave called "Rock Tunnel" so, a cave..."
-Killian, the experience