A Garbage Guide To Overwatch Heroes
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- Overwatch is blizzards latest game and their first fps. I will go through the Offence, Defense, Tank and Support heroes. My main is Pharah not Bastion by the way. Also yes it's meant to be a funny parody and not be taken seriously.
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"SACRE BLEU"
"OUI OUI CREME BRULEE"
"BAGUETTE???"
~average French conversation
Mais oui.
Honhonhon, titty croissant.
Je me rends
OMELETTE DU FROMAGE?
OUI OUI
"Le fromage est tres bon!"
"Oui Oui Monsieur!"
"J'emmapelle le Croissant!"
"Ooh lah lah!"
***** Damn those conniving cheese-eaters!
If they eye of horus protects them, then how did Pharas mom become pregnant? We will never know
Never said what it protects them from lol
BRUH.
Vagina of Horus will protect you there, not the eye
Someone stuck their eyes of horus into her.
@@mevilmom eeow
I want a full Reinhardt song.
Y Harlowe Iasingston search sni sna snappie on yt
Ok?
Harlowe Iasingston Ich bin Reinhardt, das panzer soldat. Komm aus Deutschland, bla bla bla bla hat. Ich rein rein rein rein rein rein rein rein rein. Ich bin Reinhardt das schildensoldat
Elvis Gurp Ich bin Reinhardt, der Deutsche Soldat.
Ich habe in das Krieg für drei Jahren gekampft.
Harlowe Iasingston yes just yes
"She didn't quit, StarCraft died."
KILLIAN! Too soon! I come here to laugh and get educated, not to get depressed!
:[
and now they retconned the starcraft thing
Who is Killian? I don't think Kilian has talked about him except for the prison escape video
You come here for laughs, this is a purely educational channel, no jokes whatsoever
starcraft isnt dead?
Am French. Can confirm. Sacrebleu
tabarnak is the stupidest word ever, and you calling anyone who uses it sophisticated is a fucking joke
+BxPanda7 Your mom is a joke.
That's the point. It's a joke
***** y u hurt my feelings ? :(
MDR Hardisk vas fair des films quesque tu fous la XD
Funny thing is that they did added a /dance function in their anniversary.
I never knew I wanted a Reinhardt song until you just randomly started singing it.
Schnappi das kleines Krokodil
@@hayden-ln1li Yeah but unlike that shit this is actually funny
"Zenyatta is an interesting- and he's dead"
I'm a Zen main, this made me laugh way to much because it's actually really true-
and he's dead again
I don't play overwatch, but... I would have thought that the purpose of healing from a long range would be survivability..?
@@owlblocksdavid4955 i believe he has a limit on how far away you can put a healing orb on allies and if the ally is out of sight for 5 seconds the orb returns to the player. zenyattas long range is a plus in a game, but he has really low health, a large hitbox (for his size, not compared to other heroes) and is slow in mobility. zen also isnt a full healer hero, his discord orb is used to increase damage (by 30%) taken to the enemy its on. the discord has the same restrictions as the healing/harmony orb, as in, you have to be around the enemy to use this orb. zenyatta, by himself, does 48 damage per shot (2.5 shots per second), 60 damage with discord and has the potential to do 240 damage with a charge shot, making him more effective then most DPS's. All in all, if you play zen, you're most likely to be on the battlefield a lot.
tldr; zen can do 240 max damage in one shot and has both a healing orb and a damaging orb. These two factors mean the player is usually on the battlefield doing damage and healing. Buuuuut, zen has low health (200), a large hit box and has no mobility buffs/moves really slow.
Sorry for the paragraph lol
@@creepyace8529 i've been maining zen since 2017. i hit mid masters with him. the only way to play zen is to discord one guy and hold right click the rest of the time. otherwise you're not playing zen.
Zenyatta is great at supporting main healers like Mercy or Lucio, but he's not good at direct fights without getting the first hit in.
Blizzard should introduce a North Korean Hero...He could sacrifice political dissidents to restore HP or something
The animation would be hilarious
How about a muslim hero, everytime he ults he goes and kill the enemy team until he got 50 killstreak. Followed by his friends in chat saying "We didn´t think he would do that Kappa123"
You're talking about Junkrat, his passive kills people around him with grenades that were supposedly in him
don't forget his ult has to have friendly fire.
yeah xD
I LOVE BLUE WATCHMEN! especially when he killed Batman's sidekick Hobo the stinky with a friendly wave ;)
I enjoy the bit when batman tells Blue Watchman "no" and then has sex with his GF
and then his uncle gets shot
I haven't laughed so hard in many time with your German song
jmiquelmb und dan wurde ein Panzerkampfwagen
lazzer+FISK004 Rein. rein, reiny, reiny
lazzer+FISK004 They're normally called panzerkampfwagen, or just panzer? It sounds like the most German word ever
Panzer is the short form for Panzerkampfwagen, which means the vehicle. Panzer also means heavy armour.
Referring to the role of a tank, usually video games, you say tank in German too.
omg was it the KLEINES KROKODIL song from 15 years ago?
“When you hear defense, you think annoying.” Shows Gilbratrar. Sounds about right.
I think the Reinhardt song was the true Killian Experience.... but was it really?
Well any experience that ends with the phrase
"What the Hell am i doing"
qualifies as a killian experience!
Is there ANY way to bribe someone (maybe our beloved and feared overlord Killian himself) to get that audio track separately?
you could just rip it from one of his videos, for examplu.
im 99% sure the reinhardt song is based on another song called schnappi
i regret everything i do instantly Yes it is
Hold on... d.va used to play starcraft. Blizzard made starcraft, meaning blizzard exists in the overwatch universe.
... Does that mean blizzard released overwatch in the overwatch universe?
Grelleth just like AC games in the AC universe. Ohhhh so Ubisoft is actually evil...
-_-
hoooLY SHIIIIIIIT
Grelleth Yeah, they based it off the in-universe Overwatch soldiers.
what if in the future the UN creates a task force named overwatch based off of overwatch
This comment and replies have just ruined my week i cant stop thinking ABOUT IT!
"noone should play overwatch until they add a /dance function"
you know.... welcome to the game then.
lolololo
"Well he's fucked, let's teach him how to kill."
"That's a lie! She didn't quit. Starcraft died!"
Drink is like, all over my keyboard now.
Frozen Altars playing when you're talking about Mei. I love you.
That moment when you find out one of your favourite RUclipsrs is subbed to another your favourite RUclipsrs
Spyros aaahh the nostalgia, I'm going to play Spyro again :D
I liked Shadow The Hedgehog much better when he was called BlackWarGreymon
I liked BlackWarGreymon much better when he was called Mewtwo
i liked mewtwo better when he was op
Bysentenial DIGIMON
I liked BlackWargreymon much better when he was called Devimon
I liked Devimon much better when he was called Bendy
The Reinhardt song made the true German boy come out of me. Thanks.
RIPCompanionCube made you jizz
+jackdog robinsin A good German boy never tells!
--Offense
Genji 0:37
McCree 1:02
Soldier: 76 1:27
Reaper 1:55
Pharah 2:30
Tracer 3:06
--Defence
Mei 3:49
Junkrat 4:16
Bastion 4:39
Torbjörn 5:31
Widowmaker 6:10
Hanzo 6:50
--Tanks
Winston 7:10
Zarya 7:40
D.va 8:02
Reinhardt 8:41
Roadhog 9:05
--Support
Lúcio 9:38
Mercy 10:06
Symmetra 10:35
Zenyatta 11:03
Did you seriously just paste a picture of reinhardt over a support at 10:55 to get your point across?
Yes he did, and i am offended.
It's the killian experience. What do you expect
HAHHAHAHAHHA HE FUCKING DID OMG
Oommmmg ur so oberservitorial 🔙🔛🔝 ur trashhhhh get a lifuuu
haha yes its a mercy xD I didn't even notice until I read this comment
"The first American hero, so of course he's a cowboy. Way to stereotype people, blizzard."
Yeah, don't mind us non-obese, non-pyromaniac Australians. Seriously. I'm fine.
N wait, thats a stereotype? I thought you would be all wearing fedoras with bones as necklace and running around half naked and brown jeans while wrestling an Crocodile.
Niko 2064 Not joking right now,but this australian Celebrity you are talking about was my childhood hero
˙ʎzɐɹɔ ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd no⅄ ¿ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ uᴉ ʎɐʞo noʎ ǝɹ∀
I thought the stereotype was Steve Irwin?
Saxton Hale
Yeah I was also disappointed there was no dance function, main reason why I find the game unplayable.
Gabo the MiniGaben maybe thats why your picture is a scout
Chrissie Hunt It's a scout because I still hope for the day Rubberfruit will come back from the realm of the dead and bless this world with another Gmod video.
Gabo the MiniGaben Reaper ult is basically a dance. But yeah I wish I could dance for senpai
SnowScales calling that a dance would be the equal as crumbing a piece of paper, putting it over your head and calling it a hat.
It's well animated though.
Gabo the MiniGaben Happy now? You got What you wanted
Best youtuber of all time.
RUclipsr of the year all years
Best male person alive.
He's actually swedish. Yes, that's a sex. And a gender. And a nationality. And a catchphrase.
And an STD, apparently. Don't ask, just don't.
Maybe even a reason for murder >:D
I personally think Zurich is the best city of Sweden and think it should be the capitol.
It's in Belgium, that's not even on the same continent, idiot
I think bob decided to comment without watching the whole video and now look silly.
+Alpha Seal I think he's just kidding but people here have no sense of humor.
The true capitol of Sweden is Säffle.
The true capital of Sweden is København! Danmark skal stige igen!
3:53 "She has ice powers, but she doesn't even real-ICE"
@1:50 what's a "CASHEW WALL"?
Yeah
better question. what's a whyfoo?
Azzam Alhashmi a fate worse than death
2:50 anyone noticed the little detail of playing the Egyptian level soundtrack from crash bandicoot 3?
Pretty cool
oh god thanks man i was freaking out trying recognize it. (it's th medieval one btw)
there is also Spyro background music on Mei
Nikjojo No, your the only one with functioning ears who watched this video
Funny thing is I was playing Crash Bandicoot like and hour before watching this
5:45 ironforge music to torbjörn
I don't think Americans care about being stereotyped as cowboys we fucking love cowboys over here.
damn right.
Hell fuckin right. Plus....there hasn't been a cowboy for real for real, for like..idk, 6 decades? So I mean, sterotype away ma nigga. WHAT A MEAN ONE TOO, THAT DUDE IS INSANE WITH A REVOLVER AND WEARS A BOMB HAT UGHHHHH WOULD HATE TO BE HIM
And after doing all that cowboy things you relax with final fantasy!
+Kyle Breezy Think your estimate might be a bit off there. Six decades ago was 1956; it's been a quite a bit longer since cowboys were a thing.
+Angel Egel :D
...Is that Schni Schna Schnappi das Kleine Krokodil I heard when the Reinhardt song came up? xD
yes, and "German Words" Is something un understandable
Ja isses Oops Yes it is
"Zarya is from Russia, Heavy is from the USSR!"
wHEEZE
She eats toast instead of sanviches
@@neobro234 She speaks Russian instead of USSR'Ian.
Where where you born? St. Petersburg. Where did you go to school? Leningrad. Where do you work? Stalingrad. Where do you want to die? St. Petersburg.
EXACTLY
SYMMETRA IS *NOT* SUPPORT IN ANY WAY
She does give people little shield tho
so does zarya
Brandon Griffin Symmetra's shields stay on an ally until it's taken away by damage, like armor. Zarya only does it very momentarily and one at a time.
So Tjorbjörn should be support too?
+ThaddaeusWay Nah, his ult isn't supportive at all and he has to loot enemies to reliably give out armor. It's also worth mentioning that Symmetra's sentries does provide support for allies by slowing enemies down, which is especially helpful for heroes who require a lot of accuracy. It really is a delight as a Widow Maker, for example.
There's a thin line, but I think it's very safe to say that Symmetra is a lot more focused on support than Thorbjörn. An easy way to divide supports from the rest really is comparing their ultimates. All support heroes have ults that are entirely focused on their teammates with no direct aggression towards enemies at all.
I get genuinely excited when a new Killian video comes out
"Batman and Robin is an underrated masterpiece" I just realized this sentence has nothing to do with anything
Technically it does. He says that after making an ice pun. Batman and Robin is infamous for its main villain being Mr. Freeze, who is played by Arnold Schwarzenegger and speaks primarily in ice puns for a vast majority of the movie.
Honestly, the amount of POtG's I get with Hanzo's ultimate pales in comparison to the amount I get just firing my bow randomly and hoping for a headshot.
But seriously where the fuck is /dance?
Lucio and D.Va can dance.
I really wanna see Roadhog dance.
/dance is the command in World of Warcraft to make your character dance.
Well, everyone needs to satisfy the Killian high.
Matheus Moreira I know what /dance is :I
I'm asking where it is in a Blizzard game.
I'ts called "emote" in this game
"Panzerkampfwagon"
I died.
CarpeGuitarrem So did some Brits
Lawd McChicken And Ivans
THE REINHARDT SONG
In this game of Rock-Paper-Scissors, Pharah is a...
...pickaxe.
XD I laughed so hard
I wanna fly Air Egiptian
That a euphemism?
No. Yes.
"Cold sholder" icey what you did there! You're pretty cool.
"Everyone has pity for the weak, jealousy has to be earned" -Arnold S.
So many years since this video came out and every stereotype is still 100% on point.
I wonder what he would have thought of Wrecking Ball
It's high noon somewhere in the world.
sacré bleu is one of widowmakers voicelines
Honestly the best channel on youtube. Every single video you've made has been enjoyable and made me audibly laugh
They added dance now tho xd
Rheiny Rheiny Rhein! :D So sad StarCraft died :(((
Played it a minute ago
Starcraft is fine.
Reiny Reiny Renhardt der PANZERKAMPFWAGEN!
well that pretty much proves its a flourishing game.
you dont need to censor names as battle.net names are not unique, and also you can change your battle.net name once so you wont be stuck with demoniclos or whatever
and if youve already changed it you can just ask support and tell them you were 13 or something that works too
I have changed it now. I censored that one guy because I would go on and call him scum. It didn't take any effort so I thought why not.
+Kilian Experience ah, hiding your inner flamer to the public, i see
+Kilian Experience still, really funny and great video. didnt expect it so soon after release
but in the actual play of the game segment you didn't censor nelph :)
"Until blizzard adds a /dance functio-"
*ANNIVERSARY HITS*
7:47 I love how you play cheeki breeki for zarya 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
A new Kilian video is like xmas all over again. I love it
We need a full version of that Reinhardt song
1:14 its high moon
6:30 as a french person i can say that this is totaly right
Frying Pan what does it mean
@@BoogV2 holy blue
Reinhardt song extended version please =D.
wtf I never said sacré bleu in 10 years and im french...
And everyone in my country IS a cowboy and I'm American. I just fought a duel down at the saloon yesterday. Everything kilian says is bullshit man, I wonder if he's trying to make jokes or something.
You...you just did? It's okay, you don't notice it because it's like breathing to you guys
sacré bleu!
Kilian Experience Seriously I never say it , no one in my school says it ... its a soo old expression
It just comes so naturally that you dont even notice it when you or your friends say it.
"Hes basically playing rock around the clock."
Thank you for making the Reaper / Shadow the Hedgehog connection. It's so true.
YES THANK YOU DADDY
I love this guy's weird accent and his weird sense of humour
months later i still love this video
5:33 If he actually was from Gothenburg his name would be Glenn
from now on I am referring to the tank class as 'Panzerkampfwagen'
I have watched all your videos and i laughed to every single one you deserve 10.000.000 subs
Killian, they did it. They added dances. And now I don't know which hero to play!
"You should not play Overwatch until blizzard adds a dance function"
GUESS WHAT KILIAN
I'm from Gothenburg and I'm offended, meet me in Borås and we'll fight, and it'll only end in one way, and that's both of us in a dress crying.
Brazilians may speak Portuguese, they don't have Portuguese accents. Like how Americans don't have English accents.
***** French Canadians I'm sure you mean. Most Canadians speak English.
that's a pretty good point
AlbanZap whoa wow arent americans the one with accents? I mean the brits did speak it first after all.
Everyone has accents. You go 50 miles in Britain and you get a different accent.
10:33 "That makes about as much sense as putting a defense hero in the support section." *Shows Symmetra* "Dammit..."
Love the crash bandicoot warped music in back ground.
What are you gonna do on your 13th birthday?
Kilian is a hero who must be protected
overwatch : * add dance emotes *
kilian : *oh FUCK*
"Zenyatta is interesting because and he's dead."
8:42 - Welp, looks like I'm subscribing to this channel...
Kilian should be the voice actor for Torbjörn!
Kilian's Reinhardt version of 'Schnappi der kleine krokodil' was beautiful.
2:48 I thought he was going to say: " So how was pharah born?"
This whole video was fucking hilarious.
Can I get the Rheinhart song extended version somewhere? Please? I'll pay actually chinchillas for them.
"He faked his death and used his life insurance to buy rockets and shit."
Best description ever.
Just added dance emotes. Took em a year but they finally listened to you killian
"You should play overwatch, until they add a /dance function."
You predicted the dance emotes...
We need a polish heroine. Cleans up on the battlefield but has the longest cooldowns of the roster.
Theres a deck in yugioh duel links that ppl are HAAATING right now... I run the deck & love using the line "success breeds jealousy" in world chat when they talk spit
I like it when it when he said that when you pick some extra you don't need to hear anymore even though you can clearly see that he photoshopped the Rinehart over there healer
They added dance emotes, guess it's time to get back to Overwatch.
google translate is strong with this one
No Google Translate was used. It was all me. Pretty sure it would have been better if it was google translate
DONT LIE TO MEEEEEEEEEEE
PanzerKampfWagen c'mon
I never would have used this unnecessary lenghty word for tank. just use the words that a big german person would use... like TIGER MK II go get the polish peoples ! ! ! ! :D
If you translate Tank on Google translate you get Panzer.
Pseudogerman always wins, man. Still laughing at Panzerkampfwagen.
And I assume that the Mercy = Swedish thing you did is because of them foreign bastards' infuriating tendency to constantly mistake Switzerland for Sweden and vice versa?
i thought it was kampfwagen
thank you I almost bought overwatch
"What's this? It's a salt documentary. And what's this? Another salt documentary!"
This video is completely inaccurate. You didn't even talk about Master Chief or Mario Brothers. It's like you never even played Overwatch.
Man you are so fucking funny I dont know why you don't have more subs
9:36 killian predicted the hog nerf
6:08 What are Gothenburg people good at? Making Melodic Death Metal!
Eyy das Deutsch war ziemlich gut :D
"Let's teach him how to kill" priceless
“CUZ I THINK YOU’RE A BEVER!” Killian.
they added the dance function.finally one of killians requests came true