A Ridiculous Recap Of Dark Souls Lore and Story
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- Опубликовано: 12 авг 2015
- Garbage Review of Dark Souls. I am obviously going to summarize the story and Lore. Not gonna talk about all the bosses but the important bosses. This summary is a parody if anyone didn't understand that. After I have explained the back story I talk about the real time story .It was a nightmare to record because it auto saves but I am okay. Hello to all of you that actually read descriptions. I mean why?
Twitter - / kilexperience
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I love when he says, "This would be a pretty terrible review if I didn't explain what covenants were" then he never explains them
yeah I just noticed that XD
+Nymph lmao i laughed so hard at that
It was so obvious while he was saying it but I still laughed to it pretty hard.
You guys should watch Durmin Paradox's reviews of Gothic 1,2,3. They have almost the same voice and basically the same sense of humor. I'm still wondering if this guy is actually him, since that other channel has been dead for many years with only the Gothic videos on it.
That... thats the joke, yeah.
"But I didn't get to decide because I saw a bonfire and killed myself" ain't that the fucking truth
yep
I'm pretty sure that happened to everyone their first play through
I did the exact opposite.
I saw a massive doorway, didn't realize it was the way I came in and didn't notice the bonfire in the middle, so I walked through thinking it was where I was supposed to go.
I had never met Kaathe, so that ending took me by surprise.
"Remember who gwyn is because I'm not gonna remind you later" proceeds to remind us about gwyn every time he's mentioned
You know the guy from the intro
@@gilthreyblaunce Yeah the guy from the intro
"adult magazine"
*picture of gardening mag*
your genius never ends I swear
@@motoristacaduco Because its a magazine adults read
@@Mrkabrat ohoho, it's a bit hard mate but yeah I see it
''Not that I want you to do that or anything b-b-b-bake!'' Had me fucking rolling. Never heard a tsundere Swedish dude before, fucking brilliant
Melonpan is where you go to next.
Kreddi
Kilian: "The first boss isn't very hard, but he does take time."
me: "wut"
notice that he's using the broken sword hilt
me: "..."
"Then we walk up some stairs and meet Oscar."
Eehhhh so at the end some of you might have heard me say Assassins Creed 2. But I really said Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater......but you know with my Swedish accent you misheard me.
Pretty sure I heard skyrim but idk
Kilian Experience hello
Kilian Experience Hello! I called myself as Aaro The Wanderer😂😂😂😂
what did i mean when i commenting that was i saying i'm fucking 10 or youre fucking 10?
Totally Donald Trump who gives a fuck
one of the dragons fell asleep with a cig? Well that's the best explanation I've heard
musesesese he was a dragon he has fire breath
Oh my god! He's right. I've only ever seen adults reading that magazine.
Where the fuck did those white lines come from? Not removing it. Deal with it
+Kilian Experience please recap it
Kilian Experience Thank you ☺️
"Want an explanation? Then change game."
There's a good lad.
Seath would say:
"But you know what I like more than scales?"
"KNOWLEDGE!"
Here in my crystal cave...
Mattchester I'm much more proud of these seven thousand new bookshelves I've just had installed in my archives.
You must have enough crystal units!
"Then Neeto swooped in and took their lives. He did his job and expected to get praised for it." LMAO, there is so much truth in that.
"Thief?? I'm sorry what's he gonna do walk to a two story demon and sell him an unlocked iphone??" lol
yukishakura wow 342 likes and no replies
LOL special abilities "frame rate issues" hahaha
Yea it's apparently encountered by all the nub's who didn't swipe the master key at the start :D
too OP please nerf
"After defeating him I realized I hadn't lost any health so far."
Yea... *looks in top left corner of the screen* totally legit.
can you explain what i m missing
@@dontspikemydrink9382 The number next to his health was lit up as he started the fight, but darkened when he showed the victory clip. It means he took multiple attempts to beat an easier boss, which is part of the joke.
It was pretty much the moment you said "the enemy has a special ability called 'frame rate issues' " that I subbed. You are wonderfully funny. Thank you so much for making your videos.
Thanks for the explanation on covenants
I just realized that the thief looks like the thief from Thief
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo!
Killian: "Did you understand all of that [intro]?"
Me: Actually, yeah, I never really understood what was going on until that.
Oh god that fuckign mouse cursor
That is the part of Kilian experience.
"The way it was intended to be played" ;)
im am now and forever using Michael and his convince store whenever I explain dark souls to people
Made my own ending for this game. Got to kiln of the first flame, then uninstalled it before facing Gwyn. 50 hours of anxiety... Erased! Time to download ps1 emu and play the dog rapping simulator.
It's taken me this long to work out the name is based on what was just lying on his desk. I feel dumb.
*meme lord*
Name of Kilian's character
I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
Holy crap, this was better for understanding dark souls lore than an actual lore video. I had to pick out what were obvious jokes, but still. I understsnd what is going on
"And Michael refused to refill the slush machine."
This is ironically the best lore recap I have heard for DS
He actually does a good summary of the lore
"Thief? What's he gonna do? Walk up to 2 story demon and give him an unlocked iPhone?" 😂😂
Kilian I noticed that you were doing like 13 damage to Gwin, you did upgrade you weapons right, right? Because if not you just played darksouls in like the hardest way you could.
imnotgivingyoumyname op Maybe I am just that amazing at Dark Souls or maybe I summoned a friend then only delivered the final blow that took like an hour to do but no one noticed until now. We may never know
+Kilian Experience Well considering you were hollow for most boss fights im going to just assume your some dark-souls god.
you can upgrade weapons? How
+Robert Cox go to Andre, the blacksmith in Undead Parish
TheAptAssassin thanks, I did end up googling that, you can also get followers
Watching a live reaction of VaatiVidya watching this would be priceless.
This is amazing if only for PaRappa the Rapper getting schooled by Nito.
I absolutely lost my shit at the Gargoyles/Capra Demon bit.
I know this is an old video, but I wanted to say: 4:18 killed me.
Anyone can swear, but it's rare for people to do it quite so perfectly. The timing, the tone, the phrasing... divine.
the rest of the video was pretty awesome too I guess
The enemies have this special ability called "framerate issues." Me dying of laughter here. I will now resort to explain all frame rate issues as special abilities by enemies and inanimate objects.
this is one of the few videos that actually made me laugh out loud, gg
I started playing ds2 without playing the first one and this vid actually helped me understand the basic story line. I know this wasn't to be taken seriously but it really helped lmao
Best Dark Souls lore video ever. Vaati and ENB can suck it.
Zt
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_Michael, Father of the Abyss_
Then we face the first boss.. he's not very hard, but it does take time. *THEN WE WALK UP SOME STAIRS AND MEET OSCAR.*
Where the fuck is the salad ending kilian
Alexanderehtgreat Well the last one didn't have a Salad ending and it was my most successful video ever. Coincidence? I think not.
+Kilian Experience you gotta stop while you can you're letting this fame get to your head your losing grasp of your self, rip kilian
Alexanderehtgreat Nah my newly hired agent and my manager say I am exactly the same.
1:38 .....ahh the Furtive Pygmy so easily forgotten.
I died at the driving exams part
I respect you for using REAL music (5:20)
these are ridiculously good! I hope you get the recognition you deserve!
These videos are seriously hilarious, keep it up man!
Dude ur criminally undersubscribed xD
update: no longer true :)
Your Dragon Age Origins video was linked on Reddit somewhere, that's how I found you, and I'm here to stay! Subbed.
"Why does it look like a water park...?"
"The New Londo Water Park opens today!"
Not that i want you to save the world or anything baka
Lmao, best review, ever. I've never played this one but with your insight and guidance I have become the Dark God of DS2, DS3, and the Blood God of Bloodborne just from watching this video just now. When you showed your charts and graphs Idk what happened but everything has clicked and seared into my mind, like the Hunter's runes.
the parappa part killed me. great videos man
"So, she's pretty stupid and so is this boss fight." That line gets me every time. ^^
This was HILLARIOUS! :D Good job!
Dude, I just now noticed that you used Background Music from fking Rayman Hoodlum Havoc. GENIUS!
"thanks for 1000 subs" IT TOOK YOU TO MAKE VIDEOS OF THAT FUCKING QUALITY TO GET TO A THOUSAND SUBS
I'm sorry.
the monkey island music made me way happier then i thought
Tsundere killian doesnt exist he cant hurt you
This video : "are you sure about that?"
Gwynn who? I'm confused.
You know, the god from the intro.
Rayman music at 4:20! Nice dudeeee
I can't wait for the Dark souls remaster and fight the enemies in Blight Town with their ability of frame rate issues in 4k.
“The sun god gwen... do not forget him, I wont remind you again” 3 minutes later... “...made by the sun god gwen, the guy from the intro.”
I love these videos. There's a tiny hint of lore to get you hooked, then it turns into a joke.
This... Kilian, I might say that because the shrooms are kicking in but your videos are masterpieces :D
God these videos are great!
Michael the convenience store owner kinda looks like the guy who sold me my car a few weeks ago.
Lol Jazz Jackrabbit 2 music at the end :D
That is definitely the monkey pirate music and I am here for that shit
I had to go reference this video during my reaction to Death Battle's Chosen Undead vs Dragonborn fight. I hope it leads to more people viewing this masterpiece of a recap!
The spyro theme song in the background is amazing
This is the best video on the internet
"fell asleep and dropped a cigarette" that line gained you another subscriber :')
Pretty funny actually. The Kaathe dialogue you did was funny.
New favorite channel
i love the spyro music in the background
Also the fact that you leave the mouse cursor over EVERY shot just can't be unseen.
the mouse pointer for Gaben's Sake... put it out of the screen.
Coyote Gris *cursor
"Destroy Her"
"Great Chest Ahead"
I quite like the Spero music in the background
Is that the Jazz Jackrabbit 2 menu music I hear in the outro?
You doubled subscribers because you are awesome.... that and the fact that your last video was front page on r/gaming :D .
No comments about the mouse/cursor on the screen at all times? NOW THERE IS!
I totally love the fact that you use Rayman and Spyro OST to fit the themes of places in the games.
You forgot to mention Solaire, but still:
All Hail Dark Lord CanPenBook \o/
BTW the driving exam.Best part
Nice to see someone here is showing Parappa the Rapper some love :D
Your voice acting for Oscar was actually fairly good.
Please make a video about any of the Deus Ex games :>
Count razoff music from rayman 3, man that's a hell of a reference
I must have missed the part of parappa the rapper with the grim neeto in it
I am incapable of dying, yet in a twist of irony that is all I remember doing...
Jazz Jackrabbit song at the end kkkkk
“It’s kinda.... _dead_ “
“ *AHHHHHH* “
Little heads up. You don't have to fight the first boss at then first encounter. You can go through a door and get your gear and weapons to fight him.
+Kids Today O RLY
AT 5:20 AND SOME BEFORE THAT I CAN HEAR THE FUCKING SPYRO SOUNDTRACK, KILIAN. GG.
...and that is the Kilian experience :D
Omg that Parappa shit had me rolling
What's the song at 6 minutes? I've heard that funky guitar before but I don't know where...
Nice video bro!
0:42 how to destroy the thief class of the dungeon genre
Btw the giant crow is called 'snuggly'