Dark Souls 3 - Ridiculous Recap Of Story And Lore
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- Опубликовано: 29 апр 2016
- Dark Souls 3 is a pretty good game with a confusing story. Here is a video explaining the four lords of cinder Aldrich, Yhorm, Lothric, Abyss Watchers. This is a parody supposed to be funny. Don't rage plos
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I'm gonna have to check with Vaati on this shit
+Iron Pineapple I think you mean that Vaati will have to check with this.
+Iron Pineapple Vaati will probably just take the lore discovered from this video anyways, no need to even bother. This is the source material ;)
+Iron Pineapple Yo, congrats on your Shrek video being promoted on Kotaku and many other websites. That was a good video.
:D
+Completed Quill THE GUY LIKES TO WATCH HIS GIRLFRIEND HAVE SEX WITH OTHER PEOPLE!
I already did, there were some errors but it was mostly accurate.
He actually paid for WINRAR? What a Saint. To sacrifice, so all the rest of us could reap free rewards...we should sing songs about him.
You can buy WinRAR!?
people use things other then 7zip
+DamnGloriousCow
who the hell mentioned 7zip
Cancer Central 7zip actually forces you to be moral no thanks ill take my morals with a side of free will!
Just pirate a paid for 7zip
"...failed the audition for bloodborne..." pause, like, subscribe, resume.
I can confirm this is canon
I asked Vaati and he was like "fuck, I dunno, sure why the fuck not, CANON"
And he totally wasn't drunk at the time
canon accepted
Wow...
5:08 You can see Michael, the Convenience Store Owner in the bottom right corner.
Bob Rend oh micheal
"laugh track plays"
BOSS *Seinfield theme plays*
Lol yeah..thanks. i had to check again
I know what you all want to know. Where is the Parappa rap part of this video? You don't know how hard I tried to get it in. But I couldn't make it work. I am so sorry.
+Kilian Experience :'( sad.
+Kilian Experience Some things just aren't meant to be mate.
+Kilian Experience you missed some lore....
a blue sentinel and a red invader got busy and the mound makers were created.
you need to remake the whole video now because you forgot to add this important fact.
+Kilian Experience Seems that Dark Souls 3 truly is....
A monster.
+yeshAlot is this true?
"Actually paid for Winrar" . Hahahahaahha
Who the fuck actually pays for winrar
ShamaLlama r/paidforwinrar
Kabir Škrijelj Sure
I'm going to buy WinRAR before I die
To be fair, I think I'd turn into a spoiled teenager listening to Linkin Park, too, if I was told that the piece of fabric they wrapped me in when I was a baby was the only piece of clothing I was allowed to wear.
What the fuck, this video was pretty accurate. I actually learned more than I knew about a game. On a Kilian video.
What's going on?
he must've loved the game and pay attention to the actual lore
TO THE BOMB SHELTERS!!!!
"Accodring to Oppenheimer here"
10/10 joke
+Smug Anime Face pls explain
Oppenheimer was one of the main scientist's behind the atomic bomb.
More importantly the way the character speak is very similar to Oppenheimer's most famous speech "Now I Am Become Death"
+Kilian Experience he apparently was misquoted their actually but it is an actual quote in Indian mythology
I'm no expert but I think Oppenheimer said this famous quote "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds" and other quite depressive things after he helped invent the atomic bomb.
"he was diehard ateist, but there was a problem he lived in a ciy of gods"
Mmmm yes
1:59 since this is Dark Souls, if you did that the bodies would probably somehow melt together to make a ridiculously frustrating boss.
Ain’t that basically the Rottens origin?
@@goatlover6312it is, yeah. Basically. Though he’s not really hard according to the internet
@@alcole-holic8779 As someone who has killed the rotten multiple times, yes he is incredibly easy. So I guess I was only half right, the rotten is a collection of thrown away corpses but he is not a ridiculously frustrating boss.
Vaati is just staring on the screen right now
"this is more accurate than I could ever imagine"he thinks to himself
I'm not sure if the accent makes this better or worse but it definitely does.
'Actually paid for winrar', you're a genius.
I don't think any joke about how nice someone is will top actually paying for WinRAR.
TheHardM sadly I don’t get the joke...
@@emblemblade9245 winrar has a endless free trial but will sometimes ask you nicely to pay for it
actually the ending where you give the flames to the fire keeper would be the best ending because you get to spend eternity alone in the dark with your fire keeper waifu except she only has one set of dialogue but at least the succ game is amazing
lmaoooo best ending confirmed
Nah, even better is that you kill her then you have something to sleep on and wait for the dark to pass over
"And his soul tells us that he actually paid for winrar!"
i lost it
"Fak saving the world lets get fakking smashed!"
"Ludleth the uhhhh... Ludleth"
Lothric sounds like a bigger disappointment than Gohan
Ohhhh snap!!!!
Yes, no Piccolo means all children are shit.
So which one is the equivalent of Yamcha?
GigawingsVideo The player
@@dsadsa726 Wrong, Krillin is the one constantly dying.
I think Aldrich chose to light the flame for more power. He sounds like a guy who does impulsive stuff. Like, you know. Eat people.
I blame pontiff, he's an enabler.
Almost 4 years later and this is still one of my favorite videos
I freaking love this channel!
And i hate yours.
And I hate everybody
It's nice moments when you recognize other RUclipsrs in the comment section
"...we can look even more like a star wars" I lost it.
I'm watching this video one year earlier. I don't even know.
Ok
wtf
+DrArku wait, earlier? so the game doesn't exist
NonsensicalSpudz
Makes sense, right?
+DrArku Are you some kind of time traveler? O_o
Paying for WinRAR...I lost it.
7:02 no, he's a SWORDceror. An easy mistake to make
You can see Michael the convenience store owner in the abyss
I think you got something wrong Kilian. Dark Souls 3 is about the fall of the Soviet Union. How could you get that wrong?!
+alpha ceta
Everybody knows the Soviet Union never fell, it's just resting.
Must be the spirit of Stalin reaching from hell into the world of the living.
alpha ceta If hell is a brand of mattresses.
"I swear to god, I heard Undertale soundtrack play during the Yhorm's part at 8:25"
*Checks description*
"It's not in description, so it's something else... I NEED THAT TRACK"
INB4 Ludleth becomes a DLC boss that makes the current bosses look like east mode
Wait, which Linkin Park album was he listening to?
I'm confused.
It wasn't a specific album. Remember it's like the middle ages in Dark Souls so they only have Crawling in my skin.
+Kilian Experience God fucking damn it it's stuck in my head now.
+Kilian Experience but the real question is would his wounds ever heal?
"Prepare to confused -
And that is the Kilian Experience"
4 bosses? Save the world?
Dark Souls 3 is a rip-off of Majora’s Mask
IKR? There's even a nice giant and a bunch of cool masks. Totally a rip-off.
The "Source: Wolf Bloods Teddybear" vaatividiya jab always kills me
You're probably the funniest Swedish person I know. 10/10
***** Yep, The only funny swedish youtubers I know are Anomaly, Robbaz and Kilian. Swedish people try to be funny, but don't succeed because they have a very deep, and almost monotone voice. Which is why sarcastic and overly ridiculous nonsense is funny with em
***** Cool, just don't use your language please. Everyone will be confused :P
***** Uuh, sorry I don't speak italian.
Actually we're all comedic geniuses
Whats hilarious is that that teleportation device from the beginning is also a time travel device, so a really powerful sword.
8:24 listen to the bgm. yep.
+MyViolador Undertale?
I have to say I love how you pronounce words that start with j.
8:35 Yhorm actually payed for WinRar LOLOL
We don't deserve him
That... Actually did a good job at explaining why the LoC's did their thing sans Pygmy LoC. Don't get me wrong, most of it is a redirection humor and general outline, but at least it actually cleared some questions and puzzle pieces I've been trying to figure out.
Not what I expected at all. Very well written and well done. Had me laugh out loud a couple of times, earned yourself a sub.
Ok, dude....that was really damned funny! First video of yours I've seen but I found your humorous commentary to be awesome. So funny that I obviously had to comment. Also, good overall picture of the story for DS3. Thanks for the chuckles!
Been waiting for this one! Absolutely fanstastic as always.
Amazing work, Kilian! Keep it up!
This was absolutely hilarious keep it up my man
"we can look like a starwars"
Your videos are really funny and enjoyable. Please keep it up!
love the way you tell the lore man, keep it up!
I think this is my favorite of your videos, love your stuff ^^
You did it again! It´s funny and relevant so I hope you can catch some wind with this video.
I've only recently discovered your channel, but man is it great. I haven't found such a consistently funny RUclips channel in a while. Keep it up Killian!
Very entertaining video. Great work, keep it up!
Love your vids Killian, keep it up
ALL THE RAYMAN 2 SOUNDTRACKS MAN I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS.
This channel is so criminally underrated... The content I just, amazing *praise the sun*
This is the best video of 2016!
That adorable scene with the KOTOR muzak, brother, I appreciate such subtle additions.
This was freaking hilarious :') instantly subbed xD
"Prepare to confused" gets me everytime.
How have I not found this masterpiece of a channel until now?
ive watched all your videos in a run cause it popped up in my feed and i loved them.. wut am i doing with my life
Don't know why, but the name "Ludleth" makes me laugh. Gonna start calling people Ludleths
Why is this not more popular? love your videos
3:17
that is the greatest joke i have ever heard.
Lmfao I love your videos so much!
I love these vids
"And in the first game that was just some guy who decided 'I should say yes more' and then things escalated"
Fucking brilliant.
I've just found your channel and I love it.
It's unbelievable that you have only a little more than 75k subs. Your stuff is a lot better then many others that have hundreds of thousands subs.
You just now gained a new subscriber.^^
"You should Uninstall out of respect" oh.. took me 11 times
This channel is my happy place
mate you aren't popular enough for the funny shit you do. i've been dying of laughter, please keep it up
Spyro,Undertale and Crash music?
Sweet,100% sub
I love your constant use of requiem by Mozart :)
well played Kilian... Well played.
You just earned a sub lmao
This one was like, genuinely really amazing
Might have to sub after that winrar joke.
3:08 that was the same thought i had!
How do you not have millions of subs? You are one of the best channels I have seen :D
I never figured out until my game trial expired that I had to put the sword in the ash bowl to teleport. I thought I had to buy a key from the old lady and use it to open the only door that seemed like the way forward. It costs thousands of souls. I then proceeded to kill the same dogs and samurai over and over again
Dude this video is gold.
I swear I've watched this video at least 5-6 times in a row no because of how funny it is
This review actually got me curious about the lore of Dark Souls.
Okay so here's the Earth.
+Steve Tyler Fucking kangaroos.
This was amazing and informative
Holy shit he payed for WinRar? That giant is a f*cking saint!
And we all saw what happened to Aldrich, yet another so called "saint"
The KOTOR background music at 3:40 lmao
These are the type of videos where being drunk makes them more juicy
I love the Spyro music in every video :D
I love the history shout out
I understood this better than any vaati vidya video i have ever watched
He actually paid for WinRar? My hero
omg im fuckin dead this is the funniest thing ive seen in ages!! i wish i could give more thumbs up :D
"He Actually paid for win rar"
Lol
Killian is hilarious. I'm dying
Watching this one year later and...100% accurate, I don't think anyone else could interpret right.
Kilian I love dark souls (and I only recently discovered you on RUclips...) and everything you said Seems about right