Ridiculous Recap Of The First Assassin's Creed Alairs Story [Parody]
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- Опубликовано: 4 май 2015
- The first assassin's creed, assassin's creed 1 how great that game was. Great story. Revisiting Altair, this will be great. I thought. Turns out it's a broken mess. Didn't remember that! Only remembered the good parts. The second Assassin's creed is one of my favourite games of all time. This review took hours and killed me. I am of dead now. So I hope you enjoy this garbage review
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"you killed me for being mean to my employees" - First target after he LITERALLY gets stabbed by his boss
The jerusalem joke caused me to spill all my damn coke...
Commander1991NOR lol I laughed out loud during my history class!
Was It really thet great?
Shat shit is expensive I hope you got tile floor
coke is bad for you, try meth its much more healthier and good for your teeth
jewrusalum ourrusalum i prefer norusalum look at the trouble it courses. ur poor coke truely u have sufferered for Jerusalem never again should coke suffer i go now to destroy it......... wtf umm its allready destroyed turns out is a useless rock in a dessert wtf
basicaly the Amazon rainforest is holy ground not a sand in ur buttcrack hell hole
This video got me to over 100 subscribers. So that is nice.
+Kilian Experience You deserve several more zeros at the end of that 100.
+Kilian Experience Dude, your channel exploded since then. I'm liking this stuff so far myself. GG m8
+Alex Curtis Dude it was 25,000 when i posted that comment... 2 days ago. Thats 15,000 more in 2 days.
84.5k as of this comment. Movin' on up!
Shit, almost 10k in two weeks then, about 94k now!
"So I may enslave and torture a few children-- I heard you assassins *don't even recycle*!" That mixed with not even following the laws of physics, I died. I subscribed, then I died.
Otter of Toast Then you came back as a zombie to write this comment?
Jennifer Sharp Yep. Because forget physics, I'm an assassin.
not a zombie, he just lost all his double jump and is going to have to assassinate 9 democrats to get it back.
Can't stop laughing when Altair and de Sable created a bond after Altair killed him and they both talk shit about Al Mualim XD
"Goodbye, my friend."
- Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad, to Robert de Sablé.
That was my favorite part.
Alair*
To be fair, Al Mualim was quite a bit of a cunt
"Give us the thing you stole"
"Come at me bro" 😂😂
"The Mission? Aye, it went to shit" Altaier Ibn-la-ahad to Al-Mualim ,Thrid Crusade
"YEAJRGH THROWING KNOIVES!!!" *fails to hit guard 3 times*
I am dying
You missed the chance to make the french guy say: "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
ah, monty python i see
I fart in your general direction
I blow my nose at you
"I guess we have a lot in common. Now I feel like shit for killin ya!" That's pretty normal for Assassin's Creed.
Oh my god, Altair's accent is just sublime Xp
I lost it at "We don't even care about the laws of physics!"
"Do you think we care about Laws? We don't even care about the laws physics"
Man, why on earth is PewDiePie standing on the top screaming at crappy horror games while a genuine funny guy like you doing in here
exactly man, i was dyig at that joke
Pewdiepie moved to 4 countries. And RUclips works in not so mysterious ways...
Sergesh Dimitri they're the same swedish right?
Sergesh Dimitri doesnt even do that anymore
NiC DeL-Villa the same swedish?
You deserve millions of subscribers.
+ReichspepesKonzentrationsLager he makes actual FUNNY CONTENT. When people like PewDiePie have millions for screaming into a camera for five minutes
You misspelled billions.
We're getting close tbh
3:30
"Do you think we care about laws?! We don't even care about the laws of physics! (Show them, Altair!!)"
**Altair jumps off of a 4-story building into a tiny patch of thin hay and survives**
Yes, that was the joke. Congrats, you understand english.
I mean do you really need the hay to survive a 4 story fall?
Lol! It is creepy the way that Altair holds each person he has assassinated, like a dying lover. Seriously, he is cradling their heads and holding them up around the waist, leaning close. I thought he was going to kiss bald, french accent guy at 7:40.
Shezrie I always like to imagine the 5 or so enemy soldiers you didn’t kill before assassinating the target are just sitting there in disgust, horror, and/or confusion as you have a chat with the guy you just stabbed. Then you stand up and murder them.
I literally thought this since I was 10
OUR..rusalem! Laughed so hard even that early xD 10/10
You should do videos about history, it could be gold.
Your version of the Templar "leader" is much better than the real one!
A black market dealer, and not the good kind who gives you an extra gram if you tell him it's your birthday lol.
Is it just me or did you actually perfectly just sum up the First Crusade?
Boy, am I glad I found your channel!
I love the way you speak man. Its like a German accent mix with Borat, a bit of British, middle Eastern, south Park characters and a bunch of other accents.
Amazing work man. u got a new sub from me :)
You mean...how every swedish accent sound?? Hahaha
Every Swedish accent ever.
So did we all secretly agree to not tell him that he spelled Altair wrong in the title? x)
You deserve more subscribers, man! Keep up the good work!
This is the best series I have ever stumbled across, keep up the good work my friend
1:37 I thought the hint was just something added in by Kilian, then I realised it really is just the game...
gg, Ubisoft. gg.
You guys really have come so far
The combat was awesome. The Assassins did suck during and after the 18th century. Al-Mualim wasn't the leader of the Templars, he used to work with them. He was also real, and so were the Assassins, and they were indeed a cult.
For more info about the Assassins go here: www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread976135/pg1
Bengamin Hornigold Yes the leading them I realized was wrong when the review was done. I didn't change it because let's be honest not a serious review. There are a lot of intentional errors in the review but that one was just a normal error. I new he was real and most of the templars were real too if i'm not mistaken.
Kilian Experience I checked out your other reviews. They're fucking hilarious.
+Bengamin Hornigold Found the one guy who enjoys combat in Assassins Creed.
+Kilian Experience I remember when I found out that they were real as a kid. My mind was blown and I began to read wikipedia article after wikipedia article on them, and the templars, and their targets.
+Writer Shard
Some guy actually created an entire wiki about them.
I hate the Ubisoft completely forgot that they were setting up a story in the first one and then actively chose not to wrap that story up in AC3 so they could continue to make games with no relevance to the original
Is that unlockable outfits thing real?
+Michael Spate Yes.
Bengamin Hornigold Why can't I find any info on it online? Assassin's Creed 1 is one of my favourite games and I would love to unlock something like this. You're not just trying to rustle my jimmies, are you?
+Michael Spate I'm just trying to "rustle your jimmies". I'm trying to rustle them real hard.
Bengamin Hornigold pls no
I assume it's a mod.
I love the accent , like seriously , I'm addicted to your videos
Years later and I still come back for the "Come at me bro"
this is the funniest review i have ever watched, i hope your channel gets popular so you can get sweet youtube money, 10/10
This is very quickly becoming my favourite channel
the banter between leaders was awesome :D
Oh my god, was that outro from Jazz Jack Rabbit!? And amazing content my friend, you have yourself a new subscriber:)
3:38-3:49 made me lose my shit. Perma-subscribed from Sverige!
Mate this is gold! Thank you for existing XD
God I love how ridiculously and hilariously accurate these are 😂😂😂
Some fucking hilarious shit there. Subbed. Keep it up
It was a completely unique way of looking at religion, history, politics, and science fiction. It was interesting, well if you really concentrated. AC2 did a much better job of getting its points across. I sympathise with the game because it was a complicated concept delivered in a repetitive format making it really boring here.
Unique?
I'm guessing you've never actually read history.
I swear it's worth playing the games Kilian reviews just to be able to appreciate his reviews.
The cool kid Altaïr joke made it for me.
i'm crying why are you so funny my nose hurts
Templars: Lovable rag tag team of hard working heroes
Assassins: Just a bunch of whining teenagers
Best video on RUclips. Subbed.
I only found your channel a few days ago. But fuck me do you crack me up. I don't know if it's the accent, or the crude drug jokes.. Or both. But thank you for allowing me to find this great channel 🙃☺️
The come at me bro part had me crying hahahah
"Its very possible that he had the superpowers before"
Great video Kilian. Fantomen approves
At 5:20 isn't that a song from Spyro: Year of the Dragon?
I've only just noticed that the title says 'Alairs Story'
Your channel is amazing plz make more videos
7 years later, the typo isn't still fixed. And I only now realize that
Am I already subbed? ... ... ...
Well now I am!
I know this is old but damn this is an under rated masterpiece
Boy, sure did love playing as Alair.
I love this, it's like a review from polygon
This video and all your others are fucking great. Really funny stuff.
Keep making more videos! I like you :)
This aint a ridiculuos recap its an insightful recap
Seriously, the future stuff is the definitive immersion breaking, there is no reason for the futuristic plot, absolutely no reason!!!!
Really good video by the way
Assassin's Creed 1 needs a remake. Hopefully one where I don't have to just parry-kill every single enemy i face with a shortsword.
0:19 holy crap dude, I live right next to Red Hill!
That Je-resulam joke though
"But we are going to have to stab you."
"Ah Shit"
"Shouldn't have brocken the rules."
I think this might still be my favorite video of yours.
So glad I found you
God I miss this game
the never games can learn from the simplicity of hunting your target in the original it just teels you who your target is and you choose exactly how to get there
A Cuntosaurus Rex
Robert de Sablé's speech is genuinely heartwarming.
Ey does anyone know if the unlockable black outfit is actually real?
I tried to play this on pc. On my first leap of faith I died and my body was yeeted away at the speed of light. The leap of faith was successful and no matter how many times I redid it, it never worked
amazing and really funny video!
Best review ever lol
You have so many master degrees, Senpai.
I like how the title mentions twice that the video is a joke. That's good.
That said though this is some good content, surprised the algorithm hadn't shared this with me already.
Wait the assassin's Creed that I remember playing is that all mouallem didn't summon those people he actually just had clones of himself and he didn't teleport, and plus I don't remember getting throwing knives or new suits when I continued the game
love this mans voice.
ha I love that accent at the end funny as fuck every video. brilliant it's just brilliant
His end accent is his normal accent..
+UltimateToby 17 what the londony one?
The voice, my sweet lord
3:20 so funny
I liked the templars in 2007 ... it made sense to me.
You mention cigarettes and I recieved an ad telling me smokes are bad. Gotta love googles bullshit.
Your accent was like I was watching the Allo Allo Tv show...
Lol, “some logs show up”
seriously which accent is this? i like it
tutorial took me 6 months to beat
Assassin jumps from tower and breaks only his leg instead of i don't know every goddamn bone in his body
allvarligt du är ass skön, 12/10
Kilian Experience :-) Please do Ghost Recon Wildlands.
Alair is my favorite story, Altair was okay too
wait double jump?
the animus causing severe ptsd wasn't mentioned, i am disappoint
Altaïr's accent is the best!
3:00 The French… attacking? Now that is lucky
I like it when Siri activate at 5:00
"Wattafuck?!"
"I killja mayt!"
Died there.
so did the target
Is there a black assassian suit?
Maybe througg cheats