+Soda Sama kind of seemed like he was going for the foreigner doesn't understand America jokes that you see every once in a while. As an example I'd go with family guy as the easiest, honestly though his actually being the sort of person those jokes are based on doing it just made it all the more funnier.
As a normal American with several college degrees in Conversation, I can confirm that the example at 3:43 is very accurate and on point. However, we require many yards of diet coke for our many Super Bowls as opposed to the mere inches that were described.
Also sadly no mentions of non-sponsored namebrand diet coke. Not a sponsore just an amazing soft drink company i take pride in advertising enough to stop my segments to point out its amazing taste and my lack of commitment to saying it outloud even though i will again in the next 3 videos several times.
Baue frenchmen actually kilian did mention diet coke in the american conversation segment, proof yet again that Matpats entire Game Theory format is stolen from Gametheorizing
I just did my favourite fuck up ever. When I removed noise from the recording I also included the letter "S" apparently. So there are several places S is missing. For example in Objects/Scientist/Restrictions.
+Kilian Experience Your puns and generally your humor is not original but its funny nonetheless I enjoyed watching a few videos in you channel and I believe you have the material for more views than just a few K for each video ... I think the problem stopping you from achieving that is your pronunciation... if you could pronounce words that begin with C or CH better (if you say cheating it sounds like you say "shiting" ) the good thing is that you have problems mostly with the first letters of a words that begins with C,CH,J - and maybe one or two letter more - please look into that! Believe it or not you sounding like an illegal alien who came out from mario land to take our jobs is a significant factor in the subconsciousness of many people who then wont refer you to others or keep watching your videos.
It's rather hard to be original. I actually know how to pronounce the Ch and J sound it's just that they aren't spelled right are they. "Church" I would pronounce "Shursh" even though I know it's pronounced tChurtch [tʃɜːtʃ]. Same with "jungle" and other "J" words that have a silent D. But I'll look into it
i thought he said Fahrenheits, as in, the unit of measurement we use for temperature. Since he also joked about "7 inches of diet coke" Basically, america uses different measurements than most places because who knows.
As an American, I can confirm that the sole reason we don’t use the metric system is that it’s too easy. What kind of uncivilized cur would I be if I didn’t know how to convert pints into gallons or yards into inches!”? You can’t become the richest country in the world multiplying everything by ten after all. Multiplying by the dozen is so much better! Seriously, just because we signed the Treaty of the Meter in 1875 doesn’t mean we think it’s a good idea. After all, it was the French’s idea, and they had just gotten their heads handed to them by the Prussians. I’m off to drink some inches of Diet Coke now.
0:15 "human-alien romantic subplot" A theoretical physicist falls in love with an alien god. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina of a walkie talkie. Never minding the strange radio frequency, he immediately calls the alien, and is overjoyed to find out that it has a crush on him as well. But, the next few hours, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to an alien invader, it only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the alien he met is not the same alien he fell in love with. In fact, the alien doesn’t exist in his dimension at all. They are the invader's alternate dimension god, who has fallen in love with the MC’s alternate dimension colleagues, who too is blissfully unaware of its existence. Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private scientific secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the world of the other. While the two chase their respective dimensions, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the SCIENCE of LOVE.
I appreciate you recorded Half Life: Source for your recap of the original Half Life. :P I'm sure someone has already pointed that out, but it's still funny. Anyway, you've earned yourself a sub!
+strangemodul3 When I played through it I played the original game. Disk and everything. But it was a chore to record and I couldn't get the mods for 720p to work so I spend the 10 dollars and bought HL : Source. There was a joke about shitty grenade physics I had to remove because of source. But I don't remember it
@@dontspikemydrink9382 I thought everyone had seen at least a couple of scenes from the movie "The Room" by now. It's a movie so incredibly bad, it's good. Look it up.
Yeah i'm from America. I just hate it when I'm all set to do a super Bowl and got several inches of diet coke but then my friends have to spontaneously thanksgiving : /
My friends never invite me to go see a Superbowl because I either forget to bring any Diet Coke, or I have to do the Thanksgiving, this is why I don't have many friends
My favourite thing about your videos (apart from the awesome videos themselves) is your Neverhood music usage, I can't believe a relatively popular creator knows and loves that game :D
+Konadian It started with the Crash Bandicoot video. I though "Wouldn't it be funny if I only used spyro music. Maybe someone will comment on it." But no one ever did....downward spiral...Now I am addicted to Spyro music.
Kilian Experience It's hard not to get addicted to Spyro music, that soundtrack was fantastic! I know all about little details in videos, I do the same thing every now and then, then you just sit there waiting for that one person to go "Hey, did you just do ___?" but they rarely do! XD
You commonly post your videos with Spyro, Crash Bandicoot (Crash 2 mostly), Rayman: The Great Escape (ps1 version), the n64 Legend of Zelda Games, and maybe one or two other games I don't recognize, but for some reason makes me want to say Banjo or Conkers. Probably wrong though.
Yes - the comments are very true. One of the best FPS games ever, well, when I first played it and it will stay like that. Also, funny commentary and good observations. You deserve even more followers but dont let it get to your head.
I don't know aboot that American conversation,cause I'm Canadian ( notice it,eh?),but we talk very differently. This is a normal Canadian conversation; Hey Jeff! Wanna go drink maple syrup and watch some soccer? I have several quadrillions of maple syrup. Oh,of course! Let's watch some Justin Beiber? Beiber who? Y'know,that Canadian kid who's a wanna be gangster? Jeff,that better be a joke. What? You don't like Kilian experience? Who? Killian experience;that Canadian wanna be gangster guy. I think im on too much maple weed.
Dammit Killan your like a hero emerging out of the darkness of God's forsaken universe. If I had money I would build you a temple. Then break it down and build you a taco shack.
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"I bought several inches of diet coke"
top fucking kek 10/10
I am American and I can verify that your guess on what a normal American conversation sounds like is 100 inches accurate.
Am American, can correlate. I'm doing the thanksgiving right now.
"I have bought several inches of diet coke"
I give your comment 6 bald eagles out of Ford Mustang.
il capitalism to that lets go do an obesity
oh am sorry, we're are just INDEPENDENT from the metric system ( France will never get us )
i died at "several inches of diet coke"
+Soda Sama Me too, and I don't get it at all... Anyone?
Peter DD He was probably just trying to be as american as possible, so he threw in wathever he knew about USA.
probably just stereotypes but yeah
+Soda Sama kind of seemed like he was going for the foreigner doesn't understand America jokes that you see every once in a while.
As an example I'd go with family guy as the easiest, honestly though his actually being the sort of person those jokes are based on doing it just made it all the more funnier.
+Peter DD oh and I guess as an answer to that specific question, it was just him making fun of the US's stupid ass system of measurement.
"Hey John, wanna go see a Superbowl later? I have bought several inches of diet coke!" *I'm dead.*
It's probably both (since Americans are the only ones to bother with Fahrenheit).
Mister Bad Guy No, there is a few other countries who use Fahrenheit.
someone come revive this apparent dead guy writing a comment
Ugh. We don't measure liquids in inches.
Chicken Permission yea we measure them in miles
You nailed that American conversation, that's exactly how we talk.
My oversized SUV broke when I wanted to visit him. The hill was too many degrees Fahrenheit
As a normal American with several college degrees in Conversation, I can confirm that the example at 3:43 is very accurate and on point. However, we require many yards of diet coke for our many Super Bowls as opposed to the mere inches that were described.
@Polish Bean oi mate tea mate i agree init
Open the pod bay doors Hal.
@Bean Bean REEÜEÜÜLLL BRETTUHNIAAAEE; BRUHTAEEEAAANIAAAA RÜEELLL ZE WEEEEEFS
that game theorizing segment wasn't drawn out for half an hour and In 2 parts, 1/10
Daniel Mongan ha!
Also sadly no mentions of non-sponsored namebrand diet coke. Not a sponsore just an amazing soft drink company i take pride in advertising enough to stop my segments to point out its amazing taste and my lack of commitment to saying it outloud even though i will again in the next 3 videos several times.
He also didn't recommend that the pope play undertale... 0/10 if you ask me
only needs to be ten.
Baue frenchmen actually kilian did mention diet coke in the american conversation segment, proof yet again that Matpats entire Game Theory format is stolen from Gametheorizing
This is the most spot on impression of game theory I have ever seen. Thank you killian.
+FranTheFriendlyAssassin As someone who loves Game Theory, I completely agree.
It's funny cuz game theory actually did gman
What a lovely Farenheight we are having today
Actually Game Theory ripped off this channel
That Game Theory spoof was spot on, I think that made me laugh the most.
+Cubic's Rube It's a Game theoryzation!
Cubic's Rube There is now an actual game theory on gman
and it sucks
When a satire is better than the source
I just did my favourite fuck up ever. When I removed noise from the recording I also included the letter "S" apparently. So there are several places S is missing. For example in Objects/Scientist/Restrictions.
+Kilian Experience Will you do HL2?
These videos are fantastic!
+Kilian Experience Your puns and generally your humor is not original but its funny nonetheless I enjoyed watching a few videos in you channel and I believe you have the material for more views than just a few K for each video ... I think the problem stopping you from achieving that is your pronunciation... if you could pronounce words that begin with C or CH better (if you say cheating it sounds like you say "shiting" )
the good thing is that you have problems mostly with the first letters of a words that begins with C,CH,J - and maybe one or two letter more - please look into that!
Believe it or not you sounding like an illegal alien who came out from mario land to take our jobs is a significant factor in the subconsciousness of many people who then wont refer you to others or keep watching your videos.
It's rather hard to be original. I actually know how to pronounce the Ch and J sound it's just that they aren't spelled right are they. "Church" I would pronounce "Shursh" even though I know it's pronounced tChurtch [tʃɜːtʃ]. Same with "jungle" and other "J" words that have a silent D. But I'll look into it
+Kilian Experience I think Kilian is very talented, there's nothing wrong with his accent.
"I have bought several inches of diet coke" Most complete analysis of America ever.
"Walk, be confident, and pretend you're supposed to be there, much like all of real life" true af xD
I love the idea that the alien invasion was just coincidental with the other stuff. That's my headcanon now.
"To light the fuse you'll need fuel, power, and oxygen. Boom!! Calamari."
As an American, I can confirm that most of our conversations revolve around seal clubbing and foreignites.
i thought he said Fahrenheits, as in, the unit of measurement we use for temperature.
Since he also joked about "7 inches of diet coke"
Basically, america uses different measurements than most places because who knows.
because the US wants to be a special snowflake :P
it was because of car manufacturers in the 40's or something
Noriko Bunny | I heard it was because we used to think the Metric System was satanic, or something negative concerning Christianity.
As an American, I can confirm that the sole reason we don’t use the metric system is that it’s too easy. What kind of uncivilized cur would I be if I didn’t know how to convert pints into gallons or yards into inches!”? You can’t become the richest country in the world multiplying everything by ten after all. Multiplying by the dozen is so much better!
Seriously, just because we signed the Treaty of the Meter in 1875 doesn’t mean we think it’s a good idea. After all, it was the French’s idea, and they had just gotten their heads handed to them by the Prussians.
I’m off to drink some inches of Diet Coke now.
This channel has way too few subs, this shit is brilliant and hilarious and it deserves recognition!
+Gravedigga63 i guess not, this is just an old game, not a documentary movie
Aidan Birch also old games are really goooooood
You deserve a like just for mocking GT alone.
Dude game theory mocked him.
@@monsoonidiot source?
Admiral Bulöw Uh
Game Theory: lol u suck
There
@@monsoonidiot Amazing.
0:15
"human-alien romantic subplot"
A theoretical physicist falls in love with an alien god.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina of a walkie talkie. Never minding the strange radio frequency, he immediately calls the alien, and is overjoyed to find out that it has a crush on him as well.
But, the next few hours, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to an alien invader, it only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the alien he met is not the same alien he fell in love with. In fact, the alien doesn’t exist in his dimension at all. They are the invader's alternate dimension god, who has fallen in love with the MC’s alternate dimension colleagues, who too is blissfully unaware of its existence.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private scientific secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the world of the other. While the two chase their respective dimensions, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the SCIENCE of LOVE.
Keit-Ai finds a way.
*insert "still a better love story than Twilight" here*
Alyx is an alien confirmed.
Is there a love triangle? I mean, we should put such a concept in this game to make a channel named "Terrible Writing Advice" very happy.
And Shepards only Friend is the Spore-launcher, what will grow into a shocktrooper. could become interesting.
You can't mention AI without talking about fear
Bruh, I know right
Yeah you can
8:21 - _"I have no idea how to get up there" ... "I have no idea how I got up here"_
Pretty much the way any first-person platforming works ;-)
"i have to do the thanksgiving" lmao im crying
Your Game Theorizing was just too briliant.
You are so incredibly underrated. I simply don't get, why you don't have more subscribers! Great video.
Agreed. Good untapped humor to binge watch.
I'm like 60% through this video and it's fucking golden; jesus-on-a-stick I can't stop laughing; bravo.
-From an American.
Jokes on you! I drink Diet Coke by the half-gallon.
You sound like one of those “hurr durr I’m so random XD” people, god I hate people like you
That Game Theorizing bit hits too close to home, with actual Game Theory...
"several inches of diet coke..."
I'm an American. This is accurate.
I appreciate you recorded Half Life: Source for your recap of the original Half Life. :P
I'm sure someone has already pointed that out, but it's still funny. Anyway, you've earned yourself a sub!
+strangemodul3 When I played through it I played the original game. Disk and everything. But it was a chore to record and I couldn't get the mods for 720p to work so I spend the 10 dollars and bought HL : Source. There was a joke about shitty grenade physics I had to remove because of source. But I don't remember it
+Kilian Experience Yeah i was wondering what half life you we're playing XDDDDDDDDDDD
They didn't fix the shitty grenade physics for source. They made helicopters and Nihilanth unkillable tho
Footage from Half Life and Half Life source was used. I don't really understand why he cares about 720p, I mean it's half life.
What's the difference? Is it because the source version uses the Source engine?
jesus christ you predicted the g-man game theory
Dude game theory stole Game theorizing
The entire half life series is just Gordon living in the "bad ending" consequences of that black mesa test. Lol
"But how could this be relevant to five nights at freddy's?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Best mat pat impression ever
Kilian, you are by far one of my favorite youtubers!
How far?
+Josh Struble maybe he meant bi? so twice as far?
+Josh Struble several furlongs at least.
Maybe even a fathom.
Several inches far.
And 2 years later, the game theory did do a theory about the g man. Coincidence?
6:59 That's a cutscene in a game that allegedly has no cutscenes, even though it only lasts for a few seconds.
I actually like these types of pseudocutscenes.
This is the best video I've ever fucking seen.
+Ramstein loled like never before
That The Room reference just granted you a new sub.
"If I bend the facts enough.. YES" I think this is where I died!
"Hahaha what a story, Mark."
natarobot funny... not "what a"
@@dontspikemydrink9382 He's not quoting the video, he's quoting the original movie Kilian is referencing here
@@lerdog don't get it
@@dontspikemydrink9382 I thought everyone had seen at least a couple of scenes from the movie "The Room" by now. It's a movie so incredibly bad, it's good. Look it up.
@@GROENAASMusic I have seen the room
"I hope they never made a cliffhanger again." You can only dream, Kilian, you can only dream.
Yay I live a country the size of Black Mesa.
Dr. Moon lol black mesa is really large
russia?
I went into this with such low expectations, but you fucking nailed it. You're genuinely funny, and just got another sub here, buddy!
"I hope they learn from this and never make another cliffhanger again." Best part.
Yeah i'm from America. I just hate it when I'm all set to do a super Bowl and got several inches of diet coke but then my friends have to spontaneously thanksgiving : /
3:43 reminds me of those 2 foreign guys from Family Guy :D
+Teh Black Ninja Productions Happy Gerbitz Day Black Ninja!
+Teh Black Ninja Productions We will totally have a great time and the beers are three dollars fifty!
"Walk, be confident and pretend that you suppose to be there" This is actually a really clever and funny joke. :D
"I have bought several inches of diet coke" XD
'The second segment is the game's first boss fight. little bit late, but you know, Valve time.'
This killed me.
Wanna see a super bowl later? i have bought several inches of diet soda!
i lost it haha
"I hope they learn from this and never do a cliff hanger again" *cries in no hl2 ep3, or hl3*
Subscribed when I head the Jazz Jackrabbit music.
This one was spectacular, laughed my ass off! Good job, as always!
The line that got me was “Black mesa, a research facility the size of Belgium.” Certainly feels that long when running through it.
That stuff about the sections of planet Xen was pretty spot on, actually.
I loved it.
My friends never invite me to go see a Superbowl because I either forget to bring any Diet Coke, or I have to do the Thanksgiving, this is why I don't have many friends
Please do all of Half-Life.
This was most enjoyable..
Keep theorizing.
"Is the protagonist a scientist? Yes, if i bend the facts enough, Yes"
hahaha "several inches of diet coke" ... fuck man why do they still use the imperial system lol
The game theory bit rekt me. Instantly subbed
They’re BABY seals! That’s why it’s so satisfying when you bash their skulls in! (RvB reference)
The moment that spot on game theory parody began, i began to hit sub and like over and over.
Nice videos, you combine comedy but still get the essence of the game well.
I also like that you're doing more story rich and classic games.
The best G-Man impersonation AND the most American conversation I have ever heard all in one video? I am impressed!
man, I don't know how I managed to find your channel, but it's pure gold, just wanted to thank you)
2:15 "and boom! calamari" I lost it there omfg
the jazz jackrabbit 2 music at the end xD
+sanitoeter
Such a great game
Your parody of Game Theory "bending the facts" gets you a subscriber
I actually had that same american conversation with my brother.
how do you only buy inches of diet coke? i require entire yards per day!
You do a good impersonation of G-man, with the awkward pauses, snake s's, and emphasis on weird syllables, just like I remember.
"The second segment is the first boss of the game. It's a bit late but, you know, Valve time."
HAHAHAHAH!
I like how you poked fun at how Mat Patts game theory channel was at some point spewing out 5 nights at freddies videos, very cheeky
Absolute genius, loved it mate. Well done xx
My favourite thing about your videos (apart from the awesome videos themselves) is your Neverhood music usage, I can't believe a relatively popular creator knows and loves that game :D
3:51
The inappropriate and pointless usage of the word “motherfucker” is the most American part of this entire video
With all the Spyro music you use, you really should do a recap on one from the original Trilogy! :D
+Konadian It started with the Crash Bandicoot video. I though "Wouldn't it be funny if I only used spyro music. Maybe someone will comment on it." But no one ever did....downward spiral...Now I am addicted to Spyro music.
Kilian Experience It's hard not to get addicted to Spyro music, that soundtrack was fantastic! I know all about little details in videos, I do the same thing every now and then, then you just sit there waiting for that one person to go "Hey, did you just do ___?" but they rarely do! XD
You commonly post your videos with Spyro, Crash Bandicoot (Crash 2 mostly), Rayman: The Great Escape (ps1 version), the n64 Legend of Zelda Games, and maybe one or two other games I don't recognize, but for some reason makes me want to say Banjo or Conkers. Probably wrong though.
He even played a Neverhood track in this video.
"Have you ever seen or used a crossbow?"
Haha, clearly not American.
The game theory parody portion had me literally dying lmao
Yes - the comments are very true. One of the best FPS games ever, well, when I first played it and it will stay like that. Also, funny commentary and good observations. You deserve even more followers but dont let it get to your head.
Are you mario ? :D
Ye
+Kilian Experience i lost it when you said but how is this relevant to five nights at freddy's
I don't know aboot that American conversation,cause I'm Canadian ( notice it,eh?),but we talk very differently. This is a normal Canadian conversation;
Hey Jeff! Wanna go drink maple syrup and watch some soccer? I have several quadrillions of maple syrup.
Oh,of course! Let's watch some Justin Beiber?
Beiber who?
Y'know,that Canadian kid who's a wanna be gangster?
Jeff,that better be a joke.
What? You don't like Kilian experience?
Who?
Killian experience;that Canadian wanna be gangster guy.
I think im on too much maple weed.
they made another Clif hanger and it doesn't seem like they've got a solution till this very day.
Dammit Killan your like a hero emerging out of the darkness of God's forsaken universe. If I had money I would build you a temple. Then break it down and build you a taco shack.
Nice. Love the Jazz Jackrabbit music at the end.
"The Lambada complex" Goddamnit lmao
"i have to do the thanksgiving" lmao im crying
just found this page the other day really a great videos man.
Loved the game theory joke! xD
America: everyone has guns
Everyone with tattoos is a veteran
Fish AI
Dr Brean is a lunatic and while he never is seen in a courtroom he does like to act as his one attorney.
Don't know how I wound up here, but this channel is great. Instant sub.
The Game Theorist parody segment was absolutely god-tier. Well done.
Dude, you're really funny! :D Just my kind of dry, sardonic humour. Good game, though. Ridiculous, but good. Kudos on the clip!
-Sanguinarium
Awesome, containing both soundtracks from The Neverhood AND Jazz Jackrabbit :) It's like made for childhood me.
Aw man, I love these recaps you make!
Ha the “Freeman” gets captured lol
Killian predicted the 'amazing' Gman theory
Back in the glorious days of when our little red panda recorded all of his audio in a fishbowl
Jazz Jackrabbit Theme in the end! I love you.
The American impression was spot on, now it’s time to go do a thanksgiving
One year later, there's a Game Theory episode about who the G-Man is.
And it's hilarious wrong as he bends the fact like in the video LOL
Props for the Jazz Jackrabbit music around the end
I like how G-Man was a Game Theorizing before it was a Game Theory.