I'll immediately begin working on the game of the year video and should be out before the end of January. Also here is my Discord www.discord.gg/kilian
@@yonatanbeer3475 Gen 5 is small scale compared to Gen 4 (because literally anything is peanuts compared to someone trying to destroy reality itself,) but the plot is too busy. Scheme to release all Pokemon, which turned out to be a trick, turning magic rocks into dragons, hero of prophecy...
AvengedRitsuko Giovanni gives you a machine that lets you see the dead that probably costed thousands to make just cause you beat him, what the heck what about him ?
EvOxDrama well yeah but giovanni didn’t give the machine cause he trusted red, he did it cause he lost and he knew that he doesn’t deserve to own the machine.
She was too busy annihilating every legendary Pokemon due to them not being birds. She’s already killing the new Sword and Shield legendaries with her bird military.
When I first completed this game I trounced around the resort island for a while before I got bored and decided to just move on to another game. Knowing I probably wouldn't touch Pokemon Pearl again, I made my character walk through every city in the region and release one of their best Pokemon in each: Elvis the Staraptor, Palkia, Bino the Luxray, so on and so on. Every top tier besides my starter. I never bothered catching a lot so most of my pokemon were just traded in and out of my team until they were all around level 90. Then I made the slow walk to the lake by my home town, sat by the lake, and turned the Nintendo off. I never played it again. Sure wish this story was true. My brother actually just deleted my save and I punch him in the ear. Good game tho.
How Wine won her gym badges; The Oreburgh Gym: Normally The Eterna Gym: Threatened the Pokemon Association with a Class Action Lawsuit The Hearthome Gym: “Ghosts aren’t real” The Veilstone Gym: Wine got it herself The “Pastaoria” Gym: Disguised herself as a Pool Safety Inspector The “Cavelatte” Gym: Defeated a Construction Foreman The Snowpoint Gym: “Beat the hardest f**king gym leader in the game” The “Sunshore” Gym: “Beat a depressed Naruto Gym Leader” Wow. 😳
He references this in the SoulSilver playthrough, saying that the Normal gym was extra hard because that meant he had to beat the gym normally. I believe every other gym badge in that playthrough was obtained in an unorthodox manner.
Every time Kilian uploads the entire world cheers in unison, wars end, the dead come back just to watch and even wild animals will rush to the closest computers.
and then the video ends and out of frustation about having to wait for the next one, even greater wars break out, mass suicide becomes a trend, forests burn down and Logan Paul gainsr subscrptions...
do you know the best way to get rid of gambling addiction? get soulsilver/heartgold and play voltorb flip. you'll have such a life consuming time killing overemotional addiction to it that you'll forget the slots ever existed.
Cyrus: I am an energy man Rose: I too am an energy man Cyrus: I want to use the god of time and/or space to destroy the world and create a new one without spirit. Rose: I want to awaken the source of the dynamax energy because it'll solve an energy problem in 1000 years probably but couldn't wait a day to unleash it on the world. Cyrus: My plan is foiled and no one arrested me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Rose: Energy crisis solved I guess, I have turned myself in to save Looker a trip to Galar to hunt me down.
Hahahaha! I loved the way you portrayed Cyrus and team galactic! Also all the unexpected changes like the letter and the drawbridge that almost killed you were great! Your guide to Pokémon Ruby is what originally brought me to this channel and it's awesome to see all the stuff you're doing more recently. Amazing as ever!
Supah Loren Enterprises well im on route 216 (the music ! 😍😍😍😍😉), so rip my team and me cz according to him the leader is overpowered ! 😭😭😭😭😉 Also I JUST KNEW IT! Team Galactic is really an Electricity organisation ! I wanna work there! 😂😂😂😂😉 Also thank God i chose Tutwiig cz being against him spamming withdraw would rage me ! Also never knew interpol was in Pokemon ! (if you look at it Pokemon has the WORST police ever! 😂😂😂😂😉) Anyways this guide is THE GUIFE to solving all my problems! Praise Killian! Hope he makes a guidr for every game so every one if us noobs know how to play the Pokemon games PROPERLY! The Killian way ! 😂😂😂😂😉
@@dontspikemydrink9382 just saying "another main character" implies that there are too many to care about all of them, which is a dig at the quality of the game's writing
Jcacoob Whittaboy thought it was because she had a Pokédex and is implied to have gone in a similar journey, and it was like she’s the main character if the main character wasn’t the main character
@@Arrowstorm19 but if there are too many main characters with little character development, then you'll care about them less than the story wants you to
@@emeralddragon2980 I mean, I wasn't really expecting much from Sword and Shield, but I didn't expect the story to be the worst thing since trench warfare. Forget living up to fan expectations, it failed to live up to my impossibly low expectations.
@@shadestrider1033 After I beat the game, it didn't take long for me to completely lose interest. Picked it back up when the two DLCs came out, beat them both, then didn't touch the games again. It was that disappointing to me, and I'll still occasionally pick up one of the old GameBoy titles.
You never heard the tired old "hahahaha pokemon battles so they're making animals fight each other hahahahaha" jokes that every attempted Pokemon parody does?
"Hello Wine, I am Cyrus and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a crime syndicate not entitled to destroying the universe? NO says the man in Kanto, its all about making money. NO says the man in Johto, its about building a power base. NO says the man in Hoenn its about expanding the Earth's landmass"
“My favorite episode is when a Godzilla bug kills a trans alien and destroys a dimension. Why is dub Digimon such a masterpiece while Japanese Terriblemon is not?” Beautiful.
Joe McPoulet I just wanted to say that platypi (plural for platypus) lay eggs but are still considered mammals because females of all mammal species nurse their young with milk, secreted from the mammary glands and platypi do the same.
Technically, that's how it is. Mammals aren't defined much by giving birth without eggs but through maternal milk/nutrition. If females of something have tits, those are mammals. We are the best.
Awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, for the remakes have come out a while ago, and that means a new energy man is loose, but in 2 games.
Platinum, personally was my favourite Pokémon game and I loved this guide just as much as I’ve loved your other Pokémon games. Keep up the good work Kilian 👍
All Energy Man timestamps 2:04 "Hello Lake. I'm an Energy Man. You as a lake can provide [energy]." (4:17 "[inaudible] energy man") 5:23 "Hello Statue. You see I'm an Energy Man. You as a statue..." 6:17 "Hello Girl. I Hate Humanity. You See I'm an Energy Man." 9:27 "Hello Grandmother. I Like Jellyfishes. You see, they are Energy Fishes. At least according to Finding Nemo." 11:37 "Hello, I want to destroy This World. You see if I have a universe And you have a universe And I have a straw That goes from my universe to your universe I Drink..." 12:05 "I don't want you to join me. But still... Professor Rowan never told you what happened to your father." (No, I don't think he knew him.) "No, I am your father." (Okay, makes sense I guess. Not a lot of men on this island.) "You know it to be true. I left your mother because she was an alcoholic. She named you Wine for god's sake."
I'll immediately begin working on the game of the year video and should be out before the end of January. Also here is my Discord www.discord.gg/kilian
I've never seen you on the discord server.
Thank you, Kilian!
Hello Xir please stop your microagressions on my safe space and check your red privilege. Thank you.
You sure use a lot of WoW music for someone who doesn’t play WoW and also hates it.
Kilian Experience Thank you☺️
The dudes accent makes the video 10 times better
Swedish accent best accent
PhRst aphtR gloRee slav aXent!!1
Its fake though
Kristoffer Wallenberg it is swedish
Boltis I’m swedish :O
"All pokemon lay eggs, so they're birds"
"Giratina has to die because he's not a bird"
Makes sense...
Dutchy Duts
Legendaries can't lay eggs.
@@nectarinn3 Don't ruin the joke
He fixed the joke
Him:(kills giratina)
Me:wow he really knows how to annoy people
@@nectarinn3 yes. Thats the joke
Ah, yes. Interpol, corporate terrorism, the threat of cataclysm, and major depression. This was my first pokemon game!
Gen 4 is when the plots to the Pokemon games get a bit insane
@@ArmorFrogEntertainment gen 1: normal
Gen 2: epic
Gen 3: biblical
Gen 4: what the fuck
Gen 5: WHAT THE FUCK
Gen 6: WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Cyrus was the darkest bad guy in pokemon. He wanted to erase the current universe and make a new one. Jeez
@@yonatanbeer3475 Gen 5 is small scale compared to Gen 4 (because literally anything is peanuts compared to someone trying to destroy reality itself,) but the plot is too busy. Scheme to release all Pokemon, which turned out to be a trick, turning magic rocks into dragons, hero of prophecy...
@@ArmorFrogEntertainment OK. Just don't compare some depressed piece of shit with a complete PETA psycho.
“I say no.”
“He actually listens and teleports away.”
Cyrus, the most civil villain leader ever.
AvengedRitsuko Giovanni gives you a machine that lets you see the dead that probably costed thousands to make just cause you beat him, what the heck what about him ?
@@NaiefThegoony Giovanni gives a 10 year old a machine to see the dead, he is irresponsible.
EvOxDrama well yeah but giovanni didn’t give the machine cause he trusted red, he did it cause he lost and he knew that he doesn’t deserve to own the machine.
@@NaiefThegoony to my knowledge u could use a dool to escape from the ghost so yeah
@@EvOxDrama I mean if he didn't red would have pummeled him to the ground with his level 100 mewto
“What’s a woman’s best friend?
So I named her Wine”
He wanted to name her Vibrator, but he was worried he'd get demonetized.
Harry Hawes only 2 replies
@marios gianopoulos nah they just love wine lol
I thought he would name her Kitchen or something
women looooooves whining sooo.. wine a good name
***HELLO LAKE, YOU SEE I'M AN ENERGY MAN***
I’m the 1000 like
***YOU AS A LAKE, CAN PROVIDE ENERGY***
***HELLO STATUE, YOU SEE I'M AN ENERGY MAN***
Keontae Lewis hello darkness you see I’m an energy man
***HELLO GRANDMOTHER. I LIKE JELLYFISHES. YOU SEE, THEY ARE ENERGY FISHES. AT LEAST ACCORDING TO FINDING NEMO.***
"Coal, the worst fossil fuel"
"Coal! That's the best fossil fuel!"
I'm ok ten
The Sub2Pewds meme is dead where do I go now sub to pewdiepie
@@ahonfksjii7695 i have a meme to sub to
The duality of man.
Coal! It is fossil fuel!
Terrorist: "I didn't kill anyone, the bomb did!"
Speech 100
"I left your mother because shes an alcoholic. She named you Wine for godssake"
Well played.
Timur Kral what do you mean
Timur Kral ?wdym
Timur Kral no
@Poopoopeepee hahahah epic relevant joke xdddddd XD omg lol!
I’m surprised that Wine wasn’t the Elite Four flying type member in Sun and Moon.
Juicer nah Kahili for the win
Wine sent out Bird 4
She was too busy annihilating every legendary Pokemon due to them not being birds. She’s already killing the new Sword and Shield legendaries with her bird military.
Imagine Wine sent out fire birb
Or
Elite four Wine sent out Pengalengaling
Wait but, Firebirb cant lay eggs, this is treason.
*YOU SEE, I'M AN ENERGY MAN*
Mörktspel03 helloooo commenter.. You see I'm an energy man and you can provide the energy, I as an energy man crave for
Benjamin Keslar But U is for Uranium... Bombs!
Pokemon Platinum
(+18)
Blood and Gore
Intense Violence
Mature Humor
Sexual Violence
Strong Language
Use of Alcohol
Use of Drugs
And torture
and also the most important thing; an E N E R G Y M A N (audible audience gasp)
Don't forget the Nudity.
And terrorism
Let's not forget about Gambling!
"Hello lake, I'm an energy man" - Cyrus 2018
HELLO STATUE
You see, I'M an energy man...
TheKitFisto16 Hello grandmother.I like jelly fishes. You see they are energy fishes at least according to Finding Nemo.
Gale Amblem I really wish I knew what the whole "energy man" reference was.
Lol I thought it was Hello lake I am Energy Man
You see, I'm an energy man.
Reading your name made me involuntarily pose for a camera that wasn't there.
You yee I'm a energy man
Yee
You see, I am an energy commenter.
You see, I'm an energy women
holy shit, this came out almost 10 years ago...
WarBear yeah, RUclips notification are broken, so we're only seeing the video now 😁
Diamond & Pearl came out almost 12 years ago
He means the game
Iliass El Hani and he meant a joke
That makes me feel painfully old. Almost 20 years since I first played Pokemon Gold :(
Age : *3+*
Picture: _Demonic Anti-matter God_
E for everyone means 6+
me at 5 years old: not a probleeeem...
Gravity god, gititina is the god of gravity
God of the Distortion World*
Pokémon Platinum is rated 12+ due to depressing scenes and gambling (Game Corner)
"You see if I have a Universe, and you have a universe, and i have a straw that goes from my universe to your universe... I DRINK" Cyrus 2018
_Nachzehrer_ NOT MY MILKSHAKE!
NOT MY SPRITE CRANBERRY UNIVERSE
My name is Cyrus, so I guess I said that lol
"He has to DIE because he's not a BIRD."
Finally, someone who plays Pokemon the same way as I do.
But if you give Giratina a stone he grows wings! Therefore he wants to be a bird but can't until you intervene! What a sad life Giratina lived...
Actually, Giratina has wings, so that makes them all birds
Article Dreemurr 15
*Bat would like to see your location*
@@alexwang982 What do you mean? Bats are birds you idot
Prismancy Are you joking or not?
When I first completed this game I trounced around the resort island for a while before I got bored and decided to just move on to another game. Knowing I probably wouldn't touch Pokemon Pearl again, I made my character walk through every city in the region and release one of their best Pokemon in each: Elvis the Staraptor, Palkia, Bino the Luxray, so on and so on. Every top tier besides my starter. I never bothered catching a lot so most of my pokemon were just traded in and out of my team until they were all around level 90. Then I made the slow walk to the lake by my home town, sat by the lake, and turned the Nintendo off. I never played it again.
Sure wish this story was true. My brother actually just deleted my save and I punch him in the ear. Good game tho.
Not Quite Dovahkiin Not quite l killed your game
@HARTETWUEIW nah
If you pause at 5:03
You can see that it is cut at the left side to just say URUGLY instead of PURUGLY
Yup your right it says indeed Urugly
Same energy as URUGAY
"Were going to Urgay"
"Urugay dad:
At 10:53 he simply cuts it to UGLY and I swear I died.
@@izukumidoriya6391 Is that a DBZA reference?
"So I named her wine"
I died
Ur profile pic.
I told this joke to my mom, we're both dead from laughter
I was watching this while drinking a glass of wine and felt called out lol.
"Hello comments. You see, I am an energy man... " - Cyrus 2018
"Hello comments. You see, i am en energy man..." - Cyrus 2018 alola
@@yasosubi hello G 0 L U B, you see I am an energy man, you as a commenter can provide energy
@@helloiamenergyman let's make some energy
Anyone thinks this is homage to the oilman speech from There Will Be Blood?
@@ErdeZ that's exactly what it is, look at cyrus in the thumbnail
I M A N E N E R G Y M A N
no, *I'M* an energy man
How Wine won her gym badges;
The Oreburgh Gym: Normally
The Eterna Gym: Threatened the Pokemon Association with a Class Action Lawsuit
The Hearthome Gym: “Ghosts aren’t real”
The Veilstone Gym: Wine got it herself
The “Pastaoria” Gym: Disguised herself as a Pool Safety Inspector
The “Cavelatte” Gym: Defeated a Construction Foreman
The Snowpoint Gym: “Beat the hardest f**king gym leader in the game”
The “Sunshore” Gym: “Beat a depressed Naruto Gym Leader”
Wow. 😳
Nice
Naruto looked more like minato tho
naruto is sad because someone stole his girlfriend again
He references this in the SoulSilver playthrough, saying that the Normal gym was extra hard because that meant he had to beat the gym normally. I believe every other gym badge in that playthrough was obtained in an unorthodox manner.
absolutely wild that pokemon platinum was my jam back in the day
Cyranek same here lad, remember save scumming the fuck out of them 3 fairy things.
Cyranek Best Pokemon Game ever.
It's my favourite Pokemon game tbh. I think Black and White 2 or better games but Platinum and HG/SS have a special place in my heart.
I actually loved that game so much... Also you're everywhere, I've seen you on Brockhampton videos as well
Cyranek Wow, one of my fav RUclipsrs watches video’s of another of my favorite youtubers
Every time Kilian uploads the entire world cheers in unison, wars end, the dead come back just to watch and even wild animals will rush to the closest computers.
Even kim jong un rushes to his high quailty Windows XP to watch.
That bastard! Does he know how hard it is to get rid of Grizzly bear from your room?
and then the video ends and out of frustation about having to wait for the next one, even greater wars break out, mass suicide becomes a trend, forests burn down and Logan Paul gainsr subscrptions...
Gabre Is this the Kilian Experience?
Do you have a source for that
This whole video is about how a girl with insomnia ended up saving the world because she needs to find a way to fall asleep
**"My parents knew I'd be a bitch so they named me after the god of war"** I fucking love that line so much it's perfect
Coal went from worst fossil fuel to best fossil fuel in a matter of minutes
That's the joke
Don't be ridiculous, Killian doesn't make jokes like that! Or any jokes at all to be honest, he is very serious. Were quite alike in that regard.
I'm surprised he didn't use the Master Ball on a Bidoof
uh, what a savage
Probably would've been too cliché
*I A M A N E N E R G Y M A N .*
I love how no one is talking about the "famous for it's porn industry" (music goes silent). That was hilarious.
😎nice
I didn't got the joke ;(
3:07 The fact that the Bidoof has more health than Moltres upsets me on a massive scale
Always number one _ it’s nearly twice the level
Rei it doesn't matter, a bidoof with more health than a Moltres is disturbing any way you slice it
Of course. Praise be to our lord and saviour Bidoof.
@@canadiangopnik7007
Try watching RUSTY dorkly.
Bidoof is a god
The Energy Man:
2:04
5:22
6:18
9:26
11:38
12:05
Thank you
Gods work
Thank you
4:19 also has “Energy Man” if you listen close enough.
Angry Bear 😍💕💖✨
i love how in this Cyrus is constantly explaining how he is an energy man in such a passionate demeanour xD
Snakes lay eggs so snakes = bird
Technically we're all fish.
Agustín Prieto yup every animal you will ever see is basically a fish.
Guimauve Yes
Not all snakes
Yes
I dunno why But I always played the pokemon slots when I was young.
And that was the start of my gambling addiction
Shit I felt that
do you know the best way to get rid of gambling addiction? get soulsilver/heartgold and play voltorb flip. you'll have such a life consuming time killing overemotional addiction to it that you'll forget the slots ever existed.
@@luceyfah5304 I was going to say, "Get the PAL version", but you might be right.
Not even Killian's overleveled pengubirb could save him from the almighty Cyinthia and her sharkbirb
Carlo Marlati magmar can
Lambert Already tried. Already failled. With Weavile and ice punch.
Carlo Marlati MAG MARRRR CAN
MAAAAAAG MAAAARRRRRR USED ANIME LOGIC!!!!! GARCHOMP FAINTED!.
and that is the killian experience
tbh,idk my gliscor's guillotine hit her garchomp LOL so I didn't have much trouble
rnjesus to the rescue
Sees the *Pedometer*
Kilian: İ NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!
İ
Technically, _Wine_ needed to get out of there.
I refuse to pronounce pedometer any other way than kilian
@@malachiatkinson7245 It was time to wine to leave she has seen everything
*IM AN ENERGY MAN*
I completely accept the fact that all Pokemon are birds
Birbs not birds
Burbs not birbs
Borb not 🅱️urb.
🅱️orb not Borb
@@mariamcnally7832 brob not 🅱️orb
"Coal is the worst fossil fuel" *three minutes later* "A coal museum?!? That's the best fossil fuel!"
Anyone else notice the P in Purugly got purposely cut off during the Mars fight?
StaticDrift9 yes lmao 😂
Ur ugly
The Hearthone Gym is a Ghost gym...but ghosts arent real. So that was easy!
*Even in Platinum there's not that many fire Pokemon.*
But There's the Houndour Family.
That isn't a birb
But still more than at least in diamond and perl
Chimchar line
Houndour line
Magby line
Flareon
Ponyta line
Yeah u right
I always use chimchar so the lack of fire types doesn't bother me.
"he has to die because hes not a bird" thats gold
Heh, actually, it's Platinum.
Heh, actually, its a theory; A GAME THEORY
We need a full Magmar song like yesterday.
YES!!!
AdmiralPrice Exactly my thoghts.
I laughed so hard on this XD
Magmarrrr
He’s for every one of us
Stands for every one of us
its flash by queen
Obviously it’s Queen, but we need a Magmar version with Killian. The voice is just too funny.
13:23 "laws of physics don't apply" is backwards haha
You see I am an energy man
It’s not fitting with the video clip. He should have played the voice clip sideways. That would have been so much better
Mozartlfc03 IQ lol
I lost it there
Cyrus: I am an energy man
Rose: I too am an energy man
Cyrus: I want to use the god of time and/or space to destroy the world and create a new one without spirit.
Rose: I want to awaken the source of the dynamax energy because it'll solve an energy problem in 1000 years probably but couldn't wait a day to unleash it on the world.
Cyrus: My plan is foiled and no one arrested me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rose: Energy crisis solved I guess, I have turned myself in to save Looker a trip to Galar to hunt me down.
"a much realer evil than previous games" lmaoooooo
Holy cow wouldn’t have ever expected to see you here.
If diamonds are a girls best friend and dogs are mans best friend,
Is David Bowie everyone's best friend?
Louis Starkie yes
me too thanks
Louis Starkie Underrated comment.
No.
It would be Venom Snake.
Hahahaha! I loved the way you portrayed Cyrus and team galactic! Also all the unexpected changes like the letter and the drawbridge that almost killed you were great! Your guide to Pokémon Ruby is what originally brought me to this channel and it's awesome to see all the stuff you're doing more recently. Amazing as ever!
Supah Loren Enterprises yeah ! I'm currently playing Platinum with my great Pokemon , and this guide will SURELY help us!😂
Raphaël Khoury 100% accurate guide. Be sure to use all the tactics he used for the gyms.
Supah Loren Enterprises well im on route 216 (the music ! 😍😍😍😍😉), so rip my team and me cz according to him the leader is overpowered ! 😭😭😭😭😉 Also I JUST KNEW IT! Team Galactic is really an Electricity organisation ! I wanna work there! 😂😂😂😂😉 Also thank God i chose Tutwiig cz being against him spamming withdraw would rage me ! Also never knew interpol was in Pokemon ! (if you look at it Pokemon has the WORST police ever! 😂😂😂😂😉)
Anyways this guide is THE GUIFE to solving all my problems! Praise Killian! Hope he makes a guidr for every game so every one if us noobs know how to play the Pokemon games PROPERLY! The Killian way ! 😂😂😂😂😉
Please people look how I digivolve
"Cynthia, another main character" is the most subtle and incredible roast of a game I've heard in a while
Eh?
@@dontspikemydrink9382 just saying "another main character" implies that there are too many to care about all of them, which is a dig at the quality of the game's writing
Jcacoob Whittaboy thought it was because she had a Pokédex and is implied to have gone in a similar journey, and it was like she’s the main character if the main character wasn’t the main character
@@skylarfox_bmb that doesn't really work as an insult though, every game or anime needs a main character to focus and build on, so what's your point?
@@Arrowstorm19 but if there are too many main characters with little character development, then you'll care about them less than the story wants you to
All Cyrus appearances:
2:04
4:18
5:23
6:17
9:27
11:38
12:05
The real MVP
Thank ü
hello Odraeg17, you see, i'm and Energy Man [...]
The hero we all needed
Hello, Lake
I'm a energy man
I love how Cyrus is just talking to things throughout the vid.
Bard Bratberg Well it's basically what he does. He just sort of...talks to himself and directs it towards others.
You see, I am an energy man
But do u kno dewey
Cynthia: I'm going to the beach.
Also Cynthia: *goes to the opposite side of the route, where there is no beach.*
i can't stop laughing at the magmar saviour of the universe
When he started speaking in reverse in the d i s t o r t i o n - w o r l d. I completely lost it
Mofire What did you lose?
Avizzo My composure
Kilian that's a beaver 3:09
no its an hm slave
No all Pokemon lay eggs so it’s a bird
Nathan Cook it’s a platypus
All of them lay eggs. Then all of them are lizards
it's obviously a bird
2:04 Kilian predicted Pokemon Sword and Shield, one of the main character is a realistic energy man
田路マサタカ holy
This video executes the concept and story far, far better.
@@shadestrider1033 Wasn't really a high bar to begin with.
@@emeralddragon2980 I mean, I wasn't really expecting much from Sword and Shield, but I didn't expect the story to be the worst thing since trench warfare. Forget living up to fan expectations, it failed to live up to my impossibly low expectations.
@@shadestrider1033 After I beat the game, it didn't take long for me to completely lose interest. Picked it back up when the two DLCs came out, beat them both, then didn't touch the games again. It was that disappointing to me, and I'll still occasionally pick up one of the old GameBoy titles.
A Pokemon video in the last ten years that DOESN'T talk about animal cruelty? Now that's restraint.
Trygve Plaustrum never saw anyone talking about that except for that one peta post that everyone and their dog made fun of
You never heard the tired old "hahahaha pokemon battles so they're making animals fight each other hahahahaha" jokes that every attempted Pokemon parody does?
Megan Leet well to be fair he did that in one of his previous videos. Hé called it virtual dog fighting
Long live our lord and savior MAGMAR!
Mao Zedong you asians really enjoy duck .
Geiska dat too.
Aren’t you the lord and saviour?
"Hello Wine, I am Cyrus and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a crime syndicate not entitled to destroying the universe?
NO says the man in Kanto, its all about making money.
NO says the man in Johto, its about building a power base.
NO says the man in Hoenn its about expanding the Earth's landmass"
First gen made the most sense confirmed
NO says the man in Unova, its about animal rights.
Dunno thought that Jhoto with Team Rocket trying to contact Giovanni made sense 2. After all, did Giovanni ever make any real money?
NO says the woman in Alola, it's about bringing alien creatures from other dimentions.
NO, says the guy in Kalos, it's about genocide!
“My favorite episode is when a Godzilla bug kills a trans alien and destroys a dimension. Why is dub Digimon such a masterpiece while Japanese Terriblemon is not?” Beautiful.
"Every Pokemon lays eggs. That makes them birds"
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! xD
I mean...he's not wrong?
TheDreader7 not exactly, lizards lay eggs, but aren't birds
That kinda fucked me up because Moltres can't breed. So is it not a bird?
Joe McPoulet I just wanted to say that platypi (plural for platypus) lay eggs but are still considered mammals because females of all mammal species nurse their young with milk, secreted from the mammary glands and platypi do the same.
Technically, that's how it is.
Mammals aren't defined much by giving birth without eggs but through maternal milk/nutrition.
If females of something have tits, those are mammals. We are the best.
8:08 .. I...that's.. I have no words
12:39 my entire childhood explained
This is hands down my favorite Pokemon game.
I think i saw you before.
MercuryDjinn3 it’s my favorite to it was also my first Pokémon game
MercuryDjinn3 That's sad
Drako_Gamer My first and favorite as well.
Isn't Sandgem Town in Sinnoh? :/
The Magmar plotwist at the end tho
Nezeb MAG MARRR
8:08
After watching this 3 times, I've figured out the joke. I feel proud yet empty.
I don’t get it
@@gracewisnosky6903 pasta, ramen
Sammmmeee
Literally got it the first time
I am the ultimate life form
Stupidity
I came here just to hear someone roast Cyrus.
I love him.
Edit: I came back for the same reason, half a year later.
Best song ever
what is the song called starting at 4:20?
flomoshens it's Nutcracker you uncultured fuck
+GabeTheDog69 (ラモン) ah i see you are a man of culture as well
October you see, I'm an energy man...
Hey now, no need to get aggressive, Gabe. I know you're pissed that your parents called you GabeTheDog69 but that's no reason to be rude to others.
"She beat me , so I pretended to fall off that clock and threatend her whit a lawsuit"
hands down the best kilian experience video, it's so full of award-winning quotes and successful meme templates.
When are we seeing the Garbage Guide To Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver? We need it!!
Raul Reyna ya i even posted it on his latest video
I need Ultra Sun Ultra Moon. I don't care that people dislike it. It just works.
Instead of HeartGold and SoulSilver , why not Pokémon Gold and Silver
It just came out today so yeah
i hope you're happy
"I didn't kill anyone, the bomb killed people"
GENERAL CYNTHIA. MAGMAR APPROACHING.
What do you mean Magmar approaching..?
"Doesn't matter, Garchomp is Dragon/Ground"
What song it that i have been wondering for a while
Flash by Queen
FALSH O OOO
i meant magmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar he stands for everyone of us .
Pokemon X/Y: You can sit down in this one!
Me, taking a nap in my bed in Pokemon Platinum: ...wake me up when the Gen 4 remake comes out
Wake up.
WAKE UP *SHAKES YOU*
Awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, for the remakes have come out a while ago, and that means a new energy man is loose, but in 2 games.
Just keep sleeping in platnium
"I'm a pool safety inspector.
And I take bribes!"
His accent made this video even more better
General Cynthia, magmar approaching!
What do you mean magmar approaching?
*MAG-*
Mar!
Goldenboy 1919 stands for every one of us!
HE'LL SAVE YOU WITH A MIGHTY HAND OF A MAN EVERY WOMAN jdnji MAGMAR!
"Pokemons lay eggs, that makes them birds."
-Killian
I mean... He's not wrong.
He is. What happens when you mix a duck and a beaver? Platypuses!!! And what do these monstrosities do? Lay eggs!
Yes he fucking is. Reptiles and Amphibians also lay eggs AND THEY'RE NOT BURDS
@@poqrikhelix7150 Does this make Perry the Platypus a birb?
@@someone_random1049 No, contrary to popular belief he isn't a platypus. He is actually an updog.
Poqrik Helix No he’s a platypus. Or am I getting wooshed?
Cyrus the energy man needs to be a reoccurring character
Lagster Fragster There needs to be more Cyrus in general. And Killian's version is still more in character than the anime version.
Instant subscribed
Ikcatcher, completely agree hilarious content 😂
(Subscribes before you)
I-is that...?
The Foxhound emblem...?
Same lad same
Ikcatcher ¹pm
"I dislike ducks" wow, calling out Dolan Dark
Sondre Bolland thats why killian doesn't like Duck Game
Fuck duck, i prefer chicken
“Every Pokemon lays eggs, that makes them all birds.”
No, no, he’s got a point.
Fish, reptiles and amphibians: *am I a joke to you?*
Platypi and echidnas don't exist apparently? Also, mollusks, insects and arachnids
@@HiperPivociarz those guys are birds too, what are you on about?
@@taggamer335 I think they’re dumb
Even in Pokemon Interpol is useless xD
*Y O U S E E*
*I M A N E N E R G Y M A N*
You see i am an energy man
"You see, i have a universe, and you have a universe, and i have a straw, that goes form my universe to your universe... and i drink"
Diamonds exist because a dinosaur buried some coal (the worst fossil fuel) 3 minutes later ooh a coal museum that's the best fossil fuel
I'm waiting for verlisify to comment saying his guide is better than yours
This > verlis' guide
Platinum, personally was my favourite Pokémon game and I loved this guide just as much as I’ve loved your other Pokémon games. Keep up the good work Kilian 👍
"Welcome to the Disorientation World, it's a very weird place wKDFJSSDFJSDFJSK"
*I'm whEEZING*
Your Platinum character has a lot in common with my Ruby character. Only my Ruby character was a pyromaniac instead of a birb-catcher.
"Every pokemon lays eggs that makes them birds". Damn we have been bird catchers all along
are bird pokémon double bird pokemon
Well and reptile Pokémon
All Energy Man timestamps
2:04 "Hello Lake. I'm an Energy Man. You as a lake can provide [energy]."
(4:17 "[inaudible] energy man")
5:23 "Hello Statue. You see I'm an Energy Man. You as a statue..."
6:17 "Hello Girl. I Hate Humanity. You See I'm an Energy Man."
9:27 "Hello Grandmother. I Like Jellyfishes. You see, they are Energy Fishes. At least according to Finding Nemo."
11:37 "Hello, I want to destroy This World. You see if I have a universe And you have a universe And I have a straw That goes from my universe to your universe I Drink..."
12:05 "I don't want you to join me. But still... Professor Rowan never told you what happened to your father." (No, I don't think he knew him.) "No, I am your father." (Okay, makes sense I guess. Not a lot of men on this island.) "You know it to be true. I left your mother because she was an alcoholic. She named you Wine for god's sake."
"then I remember my friend may stab the professor" the idea of Barry with a knife makes me lose it
Dragazor
Reminded me of this vine lol:
"Show me what you have."
"A knife!"
"NO!"