Garbage Guide To Pokemon Platinum

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  • Опубликовано: 3 окт 2024
  • Pokemon Platinum is the smartest and most serious Pokémon game ever. The goal is to see every pokemon and save the world. But out main character is sleepy can she do it. No she can not.
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Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @KilianExperience
    @KilianExperience  6 лет назад +3198

    I'll immediately begin working on the game of the year video and should be out before the end of January. Also here is my Discord www.discord.gg/kilian

    • @omgwtfbbq12345678910
      @omgwtfbbq12345678910 6 лет назад +15

      I've never seen you on the discord server.

    • @ShinyeyesT
      @ShinyeyesT 6 лет назад

      Thank you, Kilian!

    • @Kagera80
      @Kagera80 6 лет назад +2

      Hello Xir please stop your microagressions on my safe space and check your red privilege. Thank you.

    • @sircringe8968
      @sircringe8968 6 лет назад +4

      You sure use a lot of WoW music for someone who doesn’t play WoW and also hates it.

    • @Rb-hm5ml
      @Rb-hm5ml 6 лет назад

      Kilian Experience Thank you☺️

  • @xeonespydonum4995
    @xeonespydonum4995 5 лет назад +3408

    Ah, yes. Interpol, corporate terrorism, the threat of cataclysm, and major depression. This was my first pokemon game!

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 5 лет назад +131

      Gen 4 is when the plots to the Pokemon games get a bit insane

    • @yonatanbeer3475
      @yonatanbeer3475 5 лет назад +172

      @@armorfrogentertainment gen 1: normal
      Gen 2: epic
      Gen 3: biblical
      Gen 4: what the fuck
      Gen 5: WHAT THE FUCK
      Gen 6: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

    • @KingAgniKai
      @KingAgniKai 5 лет назад +77

      Cyrus was the darkest bad guy in pokemon. He wanted to erase the current universe and make a new one. Jeez

    • @armorfrogentertainment
      @armorfrogentertainment 5 лет назад +65

      @@yonatanbeer3475 Gen 5 is small scale compared to Gen 4 (because literally anything is peanuts compared to someone trying to destroy reality itself,) but the plot is too busy. Scheme to release all Pokemon, which turned out to be a trick, turning magic rocks into dragons, hero of prophecy...

    • @NightOfTheRavens
      @NightOfTheRavens 5 лет назад +34

      @@armorfrogentertainment OK. Just don't compare some depressed piece of shit with a complete PETA psycho.

  • @MotorcycleCheetah
    @MotorcycleCheetah 5 лет назад +2296

    “I say no.”
    “He actually listens and teleports away.”
    Cyrus, the most civil villain leader ever.

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony 4 года назад +50

      AvengedRitsuko Giovanni gives you a machine that lets you see the dead that probably costed thousands to make just cause you beat him, what the heck what about him ?

    • @EvOxDrama
      @EvOxDrama 4 года назад +56

      @@NaiefThegoony Giovanni gives a 10 year old a machine to see the dead, he is irresponsible.

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony 4 года назад +13

      EvOxDrama well yeah but giovanni didn’t give the machine cause he trusted red, he did it cause he lost and he knew that he doesn’t deserve to own the machine.

    • @plutaojafoiplaneta8682
      @plutaojafoiplaneta8682 4 года назад +3

      @@NaiefThegoony to my knowledge u could use a dool to escape from the ghost so yeah

    • @renzofranco2210
      @renzofranco2210 3 года назад +1

      @@EvOxDrama I mean if he didn't red would have pummeled him to the ground with his level 100 mewto

  • @harryhawes5206
    @harryhawes5206 6 лет назад +3999

    “What’s a woman’s best friend?
    So I named her Wine”

    • @frjoethesecond
      @frjoethesecond 5 лет назад +250

      He wanted to name her Vibrator, but he was worried he'd get demonetized.

    • @swordcrafted
      @swordcrafted 5 лет назад +3

      Harry Hawes only 2 replies

    • @pumpkingreg6673
      @pumpkingreg6673 5 лет назад +19

      @marios gianopoulos nah they just love wine lol

    • @robhufkens9253
      @robhufkens9253 5 лет назад +15

      I thought he would name her Kitchen or something

    • @Salty010
      @Salty010 5 лет назад +5

      women looooooves whining sooo.. wine a good name

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +798

    Terrorist: "I didn't kill anyone, the bomb did!"
    Speech 100

  • @doodoomobah
    @doodoomobah 6 лет назад +5731

    The dudes accent makes the video 10 times better

  • @old_man_dunsparce
    @old_man_dunsparce 6 лет назад +4982

    "All pokemon lay eggs, so they're birds"
    "Giratina has to die because he's not a bird"
    Makes sense...

    • @nectarinn3
      @nectarinn3 6 лет назад +559

      Dutchy Duts
      Legendaries can't lay eggs.

    • @miuiruma535
      @miuiruma535 6 лет назад +87

      @@nectarinn3 Don't ruin the joke

    • @blastoiseddr
      @blastoiseddr 6 лет назад +292

      He fixed the joke

    • @duckduckinator3185
      @duckduckinator3185 6 лет назад +68

      Him:(kills giratina)
      Me:wow he really knows how to annoy people

    • @fgvcosmic6752
      @fgvcosmic6752 6 лет назад +8

      @@nectarinn3 yes. Thats the joke

  • @keontaelewis811
    @keontaelewis811 6 лет назад +2555

    ***HELLO LAKE, YOU SEE I'M AN ENERGY MAN***

    • @beatriceparham8157
      @beatriceparham8157 5 лет назад +7

      I’m the 1000 like

    • @stridercider42
      @stridercider42 5 лет назад +62

      ***YOU AS A LAKE, CAN PROVIDE ENERGY***

    • @helloiamenergyman
      @helloiamenergyman 5 лет назад +51

      ***HELLO STATUE, YOU SEE I'M AN ENERGY MAN***

    • @DoctorAlright
      @DoctorAlright 5 лет назад +7

      Keontae Lewis hello darkness you see I’m an energy man

    • @freshbakedmeme
      @freshbakedmeme 5 лет назад +26

      ***HELLO GRANDMOTHER. I LIKE JELLYFISHES. YOU SEE, THEY ARE ENERGY FISHES. AT LEAST ACCORDING TO FINDING NEMO.***

  • @TheKitek200
    @TheKitek200 5 лет назад +1833

    Pokemon Platinum
    (+18)
    Blood and Gore
    Intense Violence
    Mature Humor
    Sexual Violence
    Strong Language
    Use of Alcohol
    Use of Drugs

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im 5 лет назад +89

      And torture

    • @loserinc.4180
      @loserinc.4180 5 лет назад +119

      and also the most important thing; an E N E R G Y M A N (audible audience gasp)

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 5 лет назад +43

      Don't forget the Nudity.

    • @gstowey
      @gstowey 5 лет назад +33

      And terrorism

    • @Paleski
      @Paleski 5 лет назад +33

      Let's not forget about Gambling!

  • @raviaviaviavioli
    @raviaviaviavioli 6 лет назад +1990

    "Coal, the worst fossil fuel"
    "Coal! That's the best fossil fuel!"

  • @holyxbord
    @holyxbord 6 лет назад +738

    "I left your mother because shes an alcoholic. She named you Wine for godssake"
    Well played.

    • @gracewisnosky6903
      @gracewisnosky6903 6 лет назад +4

      Timur Kral what do you mean

    • @abbad707
      @abbad707 5 лет назад +2

      Timur Kral ?wdym

    • @Crispycream08
      @Crispycream08 5 лет назад

      Timur Kral no

    • @TheRapist69420
      @TheRapist69420 4 года назад +1

      @@gracewisnosky6903 the woman gender is made to drink vine and to not do anything

    • @seungkwanbot3203
      @seungkwanbot3203 4 года назад +3

      @@TheRapist69420 hahahah epic relevant joke xdddddd XD omg lol!

  • @RedVoxel
    @RedVoxel 6 лет назад +814

    *YOU SEE, I'M AN ENERGY MAN*

    • @miszajansen
      @miszajansen 6 лет назад +14

      Mörktspel03 helloooo commenter.. You see I'm an energy man and you can provide the energy, I as an energy man crave for

    • @ashydream
      @ashydream 6 лет назад

      Benjamin Keslar But U is for Uranium... Bombs!

  • @LuckiSir
    @LuckiSir 5 лет назад +1979

    Age : *3+*
    Picture: _Demonic Anti-matter God_

    • @thomasonyango8208
      @thomasonyango8208 5 лет назад +41

      E for everyone means 6+

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 лет назад +33

      me at 5 years old: not a probleeeem...

    • @plainoldcereal9409
      @plainoldcereal9409 4 года назад +9

      Gravity god, gititina is the god of gravity

    • @Megasaphire
      @Megasaphire 4 года назад +9

      God of the Distortion World*

    • @oatmeal0
      @oatmeal0 4 года назад +15

      Pokémon Platinum is rated 12+ due to depressing scenes and gambling (Game Corner)

  • @Juicar
    @Juicar 6 лет назад +1906

    I’m surprised that Wine wasn’t the Elite Four flying type member in Sun and Moon.

    • @Someone-sq8im
      @Someone-sq8im 5 лет назад +13

      Juicer nah Kahili for the win

    • @1AMdoesSomething
      @1AMdoesSomething 5 лет назад +79

      Wine sent out Bird 4

    • @amemeee2471
      @amemeee2471 5 лет назад +90

      She was too busy annihilating every legendary Pokemon due to them not being birds. She’s already killing the new Sword and Shield legendaries with her bird military.

    • @yourfrogchamp
      @yourfrogchamp 5 лет назад +17

      Imagine Wine sent out fire birb
      Or
      Elite four Wine sent out Pengalengaling

    • @flyingscout3205
      @flyingscout3205 4 года назад +5

      Wait but, Firebirb cant lay eggs, this is treason.

  • @galeamblem633
    @galeamblem633 6 лет назад +1758

    "Hello lake, I'm an energy man" - Cyrus 2018

    • @willowquinn5108
      @willowquinn5108 6 лет назад +76

      HELLO STATUE

    • @harrisonbaguley5691
      @harrisonbaguley5691 6 лет назад +103

      You see, I'M an energy man...

    • @joshreichardt2485
      @joshreichardt2485 6 лет назад +54

      TheKitFisto16 Hello grandmother.I like jelly fishes. You see they are energy fishes at least according to Finding Nemo.

    • @metaljacket8128
      @metaljacket8128 6 лет назад +9

      Gale Amblem I really wish I knew what the whole "energy man" reference was.

    • @Piminy
      @Piminy 6 лет назад +2

      Lol I thought it was Hello lake I am Energy Man

  • @stephsbonsaistudio8784
    @stephsbonsaistudio8784 6 лет назад +512

    "You see if I have a Universe, and you have a universe, and i have a straw that goes from my universe to your universe... I DRINK" Cyrus 2018

    • @tarora9563
      @tarora9563 6 лет назад +21

      _Nachzehrer_ NOT MY MILKSHAKE!

    • @ryanholt7637
      @ryanholt7637 5 лет назад +9

      NOT MY SPRITE CRANBERRY UNIVERSE

    • @cyruscyr4303
      @cyruscyr4303 5 лет назад +3

      My name is Cyrus, so I guess I said that lol

  • @GrayAvian
    @GrayAvian 2 года назад +58

    **"My parents knew I'd be a bitch so they named me after the god of war"** I fucking love that line so much it's perfect

  • @scrimblocoded
    @scrimblocoded 6 лет назад +1960

    You see, I'm an energy man.

  • @ggremlinz
    @ggremlinz 6 лет назад +70

    This whole video is about how a girl with insomnia ended up saving the world because she needs to find a way to fall asleep

  • @GenesicShinZyraelKai
    @GenesicShinZyraelKai 6 лет назад +1323

    "Hello comments. You see, I am an energy man... " - Cyrus 2018

    • @yasosubi
      @yasosubi 4 года назад +5

      "Hello comments. You see, i am en energy man..." - Cyrus 2018 alola

    • @helloiamenergyman
      @helloiamenergyman 4 года назад +12

      @@yasosubi hello G 0 L U B, you see I am an energy man, you as a commenter can provide energy

    • @yasosubi
      @yasosubi 4 года назад +2

      @@helloiamenergyman let's make some energy

    • @ErdeZ
      @ErdeZ 4 года назад +2

      Anyone thinks this is homage to the oilman speech from There Will Be Blood?

    • @itsmesnacks
      @itsmesnacks 4 года назад +3

      @@ErdeZ that's exactly what it is, look at cyrus in the thumbnail

  • @GamingGatorD
    @GamingGatorD 5 лет назад +325

    I love how no one is talking about the "famous for it's porn industry" (music goes silent). That was hilarious.

  • @Qtheman3456
    @Qtheman3456 6 лет назад +1448

    "He has to DIE because he's not a BIRD."
    Finally, someone who plays Pokemon the same way as I do.

    • @xTORREfiolx
      @xTORREfiolx 5 лет назад +61

      But if you give Giratina a stone he grows wings! Therefore he wants to be a bird but can't until you intervene! What a sad life Giratina lived...

    • @A.R.C.1997
      @A.R.C.1997 5 лет назад +10

      Actually, Giratina has wings, so that makes them all birds

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 лет назад +1

      Article Dreemurr 15
      *Bat would like to see your location*

    • @prismancy7182
      @prismancy7182 5 лет назад +5

      @@alexwang982 What do you mean? Bats are birds you idot

    • @FirstBread77
      @FirstBread77 5 лет назад

      Prismancy Are you joking or not?

  • @ceramiceel1
    @ceramiceel1 6 лет назад +650

    "So I named her wine"
    I died

    • @JimmehRulez
      @JimmehRulez 6 лет назад +4

      Ur profile pic.

    • @uncledan9453
      @uncledan9453 6 лет назад +6

      I told this joke to my mom, we're both dead from laughter

    • @karawithgun8148
      @karawithgun8148 Год назад

      I was watching this while drinking a glass of wine and felt called out lol.

  • @notquitedovahkiin6243
    @notquitedovahkiin6243 6 лет назад +814

    When I first completed this game I trounced around the resort island for a while before I got bored and decided to just move on to another game. Knowing I probably wouldn't touch Pokemon Pearl again, I made my character walk through every city in the region and release one of their best Pokemon in each: Elvis the Staraptor, Palkia, Bino the Luxray, so on and so on. Every top tier besides my starter. I never bothered catching a lot so most of my pokemon were just traded in and out of my team until they were all around level 90. Then I made the slow walk to the lake by my home town, sat by the lake, and turned the Nintendo off. I never played it again.
    Sure wish this story was true. My brother actually just deleted my save and I punch him in the ear. Good game tho.

    • @delijohnson4735
      @delijohnson4735 6 лет назад +14

      Not Quite Dovahkiin Not quite l killed your game

    • @rob0duck430
      @rob0duck430 5 лет назад +2

      @HARTETWUEIW nah

  • @tunaunal4996
    @tunaunal4996 5 лет назад +196

    Sees the *Pedometer*
    Kilian: İ NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!

    • @skylarfox_bmb
      @skylarfox_bmb 4 года назад

      İ

    • @malachiatkinson7245
      @malachiatkinson7245 4 года назад +3

      Technically, _Wine_ needed to get out of there.

    • @Frk_X
      @Frk_X 4 года назад +8

      I refuse to pronounce pedometer any other way than kilian

    • @joaobueno9389
      @joaobueno9389 3 года назад +2

      @@malachiatkinson7245 It was time to wine to leave she has seen everything

  • @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744
    @ihaveanunoriginalprofilepi1744 6 лет назад +640

    Every time Kilian uploads the entire world cheers in unison, wars end, the dead come back just to watch and even wild animals will rush to the closest computers.

    • @JustABroom
      @JustABroom 6 лет назад +20

      Even kim jong un rushes to his high quailty Windows XP to watch.

    • @ChocorocK
      @ChocorocK 6 лет назад +2

      That bastard! Does he know how hard it is to get rid of Grizzly bear from your room?

    • @GameBreaker1055
      @GameBreaker1055 6 лет назад +12

      and then the video ends and out of frustation about having to wait for the next one, even greater wars break out, mass suicide becomes a trend, forests burn down and Logan Paul gainsr subscrptions...

    • @Punishthefalse
      @Punishthefalse 6 лет назад +1

      Gabre Is this the Kilian Experience?

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 Год назад

      Do you have a source for that

  • @equillatheeagle-anti-oxige8658
    @equillatheeagle-anti-oxige8658 6 лет назад +442

    I M A N E N E R G Y M A N

  • @jose-yq6jt
    @jose-yq6jt 4 года назад +484

    How Wine won her gym badges;
    The Oreburgh Gym: Normally
    The Eterna Gym: Threatened the Pokemon Association with a Class Action Lawsuit
    The Hearthome Gym: “Ghosts aren’t real”
    The Veilstone Gym: Wine got it herself
    The “Pastaoria” Gym: Disguised herself as a Pool Safety Inspector
    The “Cavelatte” Gym: Defeated a Construction Foreman
    The Snowpoint Gym: “Beat the hardest f**king gym leader in the game”
    The “Sunshore” Gym: “Beat a depressed Naruto Gym Leader”
    Wow. 😳

    • @reenasingh6693
      @reenasingh6693 4 года назад +2

      Nice

    • @Vishnu-2020
      @Vishnu-2020 4 года назад +8

      Naruto looked more like minato tho

    • @siva6272
      @siva6272 3 года назад +2

      naruto is sad because someone stole his girlfriend again

    • @kapteinfint
      @kapteinfint Год назад +2

      He references this in the SoulSilver playthrough, saying that the Normal gym was extra hard because that meant he had to beat the gym normally. I believe every other gym badge in that playthrough was obtained in an unorthodox manner.

  • @mungus8064
    @mungus8064 6 лет назад +313

    Coal went from worst fossil fuel to best fossil fuel in a matter of minutes

    • @uckfayooglegay9982
      @uckfayooglegay9982 6 лет назад +1

      That's the joke

    • @j2dragon109
      @j2dragon109 6 лет назад +14

      Don't be ridiculous, Killian doesn't make jokes like that! Or any jokes at all to be honest, he is very serious. Were quite alike in that regard.

  • @Warbear
    @Warbear 6 лет назад +2846

    holy shit, this came out almost 10 years ago...

    • @bluelobster56
      @bluelobster56 6 лет назад +218

      WarBear yeah, RUclips notification are broken, so we're only seeing the video now 😁

    • @ilis7257
      @ilis7257 6 лет назад +76

      Diamond & Pearl came out almost 12 years ago

    • @ilis7257
      @ilis7257 6 лет назад +28

      He means the game

    • @1703-o7h
      @1703-o7h 6 лет назад +84

      Iliass El Hani and he meant a joke

    • @DarranKern
      @DarranKern 6 лет назад +36

      That makes me feel painfully old. Almost 20 years since I first played Pokemon Gold :(

  • @thimojungen8472
    @thimojungen8472 6 лет назад +72

    "he has to die because hes not a bird" thats gold

    • @parasitecat3892
      @parasitecat3892 6 лет назад +2

      Heh, actually, it's Platinum.

    • @du5637
      @du5637 2 года назад

      Heh, actually, its a theory; A GAME THEORY

  • @AlexCorso94
    @AlexCorso94 10 месяцев назад +6

    To this day, "I am an energy man" still plays randomly in my head several times a week

  • @psykopandaz
    @psykopandaz 6 лет назад +369

    I'm surprised he didn't use the Master Ball on a Bidoof

    • @abarette_
      @abarette_ 5 лет назад +1

      uh, what a savage

    • @yew8707
      @yew8707 Год назад

      Probably would've been too cliché

  • @lybees7369
    @lybees7369 6 лет назад +254

    Snakes lay eggs so snakes = bird

  • @landdeer4772
    @landdeer4772 5 лет назад +614

    If you pause at 5:03
    You can see that it is cut at the left side to just say URUGLY instead of PURUGLY

  • @lampshade2536
    @lampshade2536 5 лет назад +528

    “General Cynthia, *magmar approaching* ”

    • @VikenxRocker
      @VikenxRocker 4 года назад +22

      MajesticTaco 123 the song was the best, this guy is an amazing composer he should be making concerts at Wembley or something

    • @pokeplayer3737
      @pokeplayer3737 4 года назад +9

      What do you mean magmar approaching

    • @matteofaccin6636
      @matteofaccin6636 4 года назад +2

      @@lampshade2536 He was quoting Cynthia from the video

    • @lampshade2536
      @lampshade2536 4 года назад

      (Matteo Faccin) oh thanks I didn’t realize

    • @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790
      @dysfunctionalcaterpillar790 4 года назад +12

      @@pokeplayer3737 MAG! MAAAAAAR!

  • @that-guy-pearce
    @that-guy-pearce 6 лет назад +155

    *I A M A N E N E R G Y M A N .*

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 6 лет назад +1637

    absolutely wild that pokemon platinum was my jam back in the day

    • @stanners1714
      @stanners1714 6 лет назад +18

      Cyranek same here lad, remember save scumming the fuck out of them 3 fairy things.

    • @xxxhjhlppxxx
      @xxxhjhlppxxx 6 лет назад +27

      Cyranek Best Pokemon Game ever.

    • @tymandude1510
      @tymandude1510 6 лет назад +59

      It's my favourite Pokemon game tbh. I think Black and White 2 or better games but Platinum and HG/SS have a special place in my heart.

    • @Swishead
      @Swishead 6 лет назад

      I actually loved that game so much... Also you're everywhere, I've seen you on Brockhampton videos as well

    • @zeeeeeeeeeev6493
      @zeeeeeeeeeev6493 6 лет назад +3

      Cyranek Wow, one of my fav RUclipsrs watches video’s of another of my favorite youtubers

  • @mofire5674
    @mofire5674 6 лет назад +47

    When he started speaking in reverse in the d i s t o r t i o n - w o r l d. I completely lost it

    • @AVIZZ0
      @AVIZZ0 6 лет назад +1

      Mofire What did you lose?

    • @mofire5674
      @mofire5674 6 лет назад +6

      Avizzo My composure

  • @RiiftApart
    @RiiftApart 5 лет назад +339

    3:07 The fact that the Bidoof has more health than Moltres upsets me on a massive scale

    • @limerumpus3589
      @limerumpus3589 5 лет назад +21

      Always number one _ it’s nearly twice the level

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 года назад +25

      Rei it doesn't matter, a bidoof with more health than a Moltres is disturbing any way you slice it

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 4 года назад +14

      Of course. Praise be to our lord and saviour Bidoof.

    • @omegadeadpool4987
      @omegadeadpool4987 4 года назад +5

      @@canadiangopnik7007
      Try watching RUSTY dorkly.
      Bidoof is a god

  • @tecnomarlaz
    @tecnomarlaz 6 лет назад +336

    Not even Killian's overleveled pengubirb could save him from the almighty Cyinthia and her sharkbirb

    • @kingvii9896
      @kingvii9896 6 лет назад +12

      Carlo Marlati magmar can

    • @lyncario5515
      @lyncario5515 6 лет назад +1

      Lambert Already tried. Already failled. With Weavile and ice punch.

    • @fightingdreamer123
      @fightingdreamer123 6 лет назад

      Carlo Marlati MAG MARRRR CAN

    • @fightingdreamer123
      @fightingdreamer123 6 лет назад +5

      MAAAAAAG MAAAARRRRRR USED ANIME LOGIC!!!!! GARCHOMP FAINTED!.
      and that is the killian experience

    • @whatislife6101
      @whatislife6101 6 лет назад

      tbh,idk my gliscor's guillotine hit her garchomp LOL so I didn't have much trouble
      rnjesus to the rescue

  • @jbarren14
    @jbarren14 6 лет назад +333

    13:23 "laws of physics don't apply" is backwards haha

    • @monkekun3033
      @monkekun3033 5 лет назад +36

      You see I am an energy man

    • @sebastianbettacmoos2863
      @sebastianbettacmoos2863 5 лет назад +16

      It’s not fitting with the video clip. He should have played the voice clip sideways. That would have been so much better

    • @alexwang982
      @alexwang982 5 лет назад +1

      Mozartlfc03 IQ lol

    • @zacharyjohnson9562
      @zacharyjohnson9562 5 лет назад

      I lost it there

  • @bardbratberg6361
    @bardbratberg6361 6 лет назад +32

    I love how Cyrus is just talking to things throughout the vid.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 6 лет назад +13

      Bard Bratberg Well it's basically what he does. He just sort of...talks to himself and directs it towards others.

  • @SSRheum
    @SSRheum 5 лет назад +443

    I dunno why But I always played the pokemon slots when I was young.
    And that was the start of my gambling addiction

    • @prototypex9094
      @prototypex9094 4 года назад +9

      Shit I felt that

    • @luceyfah5304
      @luceyfah5304 4 года назад +13

      do you know the best way to get rid of gambling addiction? get soulsilver/heartgold and play voltorb flip. you'll have such a life consuming time killing overemotional addiction to it that you'll forget the slots ever existed.

    • @hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853
      @hostiusasinhostilityhostil7853 4 года назад +3

      @@luceyfah5304 I was going to say, "Get the PAL version", but you might be right.

  • @andrewlemmon4062
    @andrewlemmon4062 6 лет назад +145

    *IM AN ENERGY MAN*

  • @MrTom23
    @MrTom23 6 лет назад +49

    i can't stop laughing at the magmar saviour of the universe

  • @BKCplaysPokemon
    @BKCplaysPokemon 6 лет назад +156

    "a much realer evil than previous games" lmaoooooo

    • @harb1ng3r82
      @harb1ng3r82 4 года назад

      Holy cow wouldn’t have ever expected to see you here.

  • @skylarfox_bmb
    @skylarfox_bmb 4 года назад +723

    "Cynthia, another main character" is the most subtle and incredible roast of a game I've heard in a while

    • @dontspikemydrink9382
      @dontspikemydrink9382 4 года назад +8

      Eh?

    • @skylarfox_bmb
      @skylarfox_bmb 4 года назад +115

      @@dontspikemydrink9382 just saying "another main character" implies that there are too many to care about all of them, which is a dig at the quality of the game's writing

    • @ignoremypaststupidity2719
      @ignoremypaststupidity2719 4 года назад +41

      Jcacoob Whittaboy thought it was because she had a Pokédex and is implied to have gone in a similar journey, and it was like she’s the main character if the main character wasn’t the main character

    • @Arrowstorm19
      @Arrowstorm19 4 года назад +8

      @@skylarfox_bmb that doesn't really work as an insult though, every game or anime needs a main character to focus and build on, so what's your point?

    • @skylarfox_bmb
      @skylarfox_bmb 4 года назад +27

      @@Arrowstorm19 but if there are too many main characters with little character development, then you'll care about them less than the story wants you to

  • @mistertheguy3073
    @mistertheguy3073 6 лет назад +78

    You see, I am an energy man

  • @thesteadfastduelist6258
    @thesteadfastduelist6258 5 лет назад +710

    *Even in Platinum there's not that many fire Pokemon.*

    • @robertoacusar3815
      @robertoacusar3815 5 лет назад +43

      But There's the Houndour Family.

    • @marcus-vu8gj
      @marcus-vu8gj 5 лет назад +62

      That isn't a birb

    • @marcixchumarcixchu6920
      @marcixchumarcixchu6920 5 лет назад +11

      But still more than at least in diamond and perl

    • @Unknown-gf1ci
      @Unknown-gf1ci 4 года назад +42

      Chimchar line
      Houndour line
      Magby line
      Flareon
      Ponyta line
      Yeah u right

    • @Mattchu.the.Pikachu
      @Mattchu.the.Pikachu 4 года назад +13

      I always use chimchar so the lack of fire types doesn't bother me.

  • @kaitoshirogane5563
    @kaitoshirogane5563 5 лет назад +177

    The Hearthone Gym is a Ghost gym...but ghosts arent real. So that was easy!

  • @MrNobleSix
    @MrNobleSix 5 лет назад +150

    i love how in this Cyrus is constantly explaining how he is an energy man in such a passionate demeanour xD

  • @squaredup1800
    @squaredup1800 6 лет назад +46

    You have no idea how much it cheered me up to see a fifteen-and-a-half minute Kilian video at the top of my feed. Sounds cheesy and overdone when I say it like this but it really brightened my day.

    • @bastienhamilton9811
      @bastienhamilton9811 6 лет назад +2

      Squared Up I agree, I was so excited when I saw this, and I must say that I wasn't disappointed

  • @guythatisguy723
    @guythatisguy723 6 лет назад +114

    "Coal is the worst fossil fuel" *three minutes later* "A coal museum?!? That's the best fossil fuel!"

  • @angrybear5951
    @angrybear5951 5 лет назад +1472

    The Energy Man:
    2:04
    5:22
    6:18
    9:26
    11:38
    12:05

  • @TheMGSlow
    @TheMGSlow 4 года назад +60

    Cyrus: I am an energy man
    Rose: I too am an energy man
    Cyrus: I want to use the god of time and/or space to destroy the world and create a new one without spirit.
    Rose: I want to awaken the source of the dynamax energy because it'll solve an energy problem in 1000 years probably but couldn't wait a day to unleash it on the world.
    Cyrus: My plan is foiled and no one arrested me ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
    Rose: Energy crisis solved I guess, I have turned myself in to save Looker a trip to Galar to hunt me down.

  • @jamsch5692
    @jamsch5692 6 лет назад +167

    Long live our lord and savior MAGMAR!

    • @jonyfirefox
      @jonyfirefox 6 лет назад +5

      Mao Zedong you asians really enjoy duck .

    • @andrewzheng4038
      @andrewzheng4038 6 лет назад

      Geiska dat too.

    • @biponacci
      @biponacci 6 лет назад +1

      Aren’t you the lord and saviour?

  • @LagsterFragster
    @LagsterFragster 6 лет назад +35

    Cyrus the energy man needs to be a reoccurring character

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 6 лет назад +9

      Lagster Fragster There needs to be more Cyrus in general. And Killian's version is still more in character than the anime version.

  • @AdmiralPrice
    @AdmiralPrice 6 лет назад +395

    We need a full Magmar song like yesterday.

    • @taylorwarnock3922
      @taylorwarnock3922 6 лет назад +1

      YES!!!

    • @pommesfritz96
      @pommesfritz96 6 лет назад +3

      AdmiralPrice Exactly my thoghts.
      I laughed so hard on this XD

    • @applesaucedog2642
      @applesaucedog2642 6 лет назад +9

      Magmarrrr
      He’s for every one of us
      Stands for every one of us

    • @canadiancrafter5100
      @canadiancrafter5100 6 лет назад

      its flash by queen

    • @higurashikai09
      @higurashikai09 6 лет назад +1

      Obviously it’s Queen, but we need a Magmar version with Killian. The voice is just too funny.

  • @ayanoaishi.6148
    @ayanoaishi.6148 5 лет назад +79

    Cynthia: I'm going to the beach.
    Also Cynthia: *goes to the opposite side of the route, where there is no beach.*

  • @Lenare
    @Lenare 6 лет назад +47

    Hahahaha! I loved the way you portrayed Cyrus and team galactic! Also all the unexpected changes like the letter and the drawbridge that almost killed you were great! Your guide to Pokémon Ruby is what originally brought me to this channel and it's awesome to see all the stuff you're doing more recently. Amazing as ever!

    • @raphaelkgh218
      @raphaelkgh218 6 лет назад +1

      Supah Loren Enterprises yeah ! I'm currently playing Platinum with my great Pokemon , and this guide will SURELY help us!😂

    • @Lenare
      @Lenare 6 лет назад +4

      Raphaël Khoury 100% accurate guide. Be sure to use all the tactics he used for the gyms.

    • @raphaelkgh218
      @raphaelkgh218 6 лет назад +1

      Supah Loren Enterprises well im on route 216 (the music ! 😍😍😍😍😉), so rip my team and me cz according to him the leader is overpowered ! 😭😭😭😭😉 Also I JUST KNEW IT! Team Galactic is really an Electricity organisation ! I wanna work there! 😂😂😂😂😉 Also thank God i chose Tutwiig cz being against him spamming withdraw would rage me ! Also never knew interpol was in Pokemon ! (if you look at it Pokemon has the WORST police ever! 😂😂😂😂😉)
      Anyways this guide is THE GUIFE to solving all my problems! Praise Killian! Hope he makes a guidr for every game so every one if us noobs know how to play the Pokemon games PROPERLY! The Killian way ! 😂😂😂😂😉

    • @timurkral3781
      @timurkral3781 6 лет назад +1

      Please people look how I digivolve

  • @piggip869
    @piggip869 6 лет назад +22

    *You see, I'm an energy man.*

  • @shinydino
    @shinydino 5 лет назад +51

    “My favorite episode is when a Godzilla bug kills a trans alien and destroys a dimension. Why is dub Digimon such a masterpiece while Japanese Terriblemon is not?” Beautiful.

  • @ChadMojito
    @ChadMojito 6 лет назад +788

    I completely accept the fact that all Pokemon are birds

  • @induman1438
    @induman1438 6 лет назад +153

    If diamonds are a girls best friend and dogs are mans best friend,
    Is David Bowie everyone's best friend?

  • @GuyWithTriangle
    @GuyWithTriangle 6 лет назад +154

    "Hello Wine, I am Cyrus and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a crime syndicate not entitled to destroying the universe?
    NO says the man in Kanto, its all about making money.
    NO says the man in Johto, its about building a power base.
    NO says the man in Hoenn its about expanding the Earth's landmass"

    • @pixelbug2293
      @pixelbug2293 6 лет назад +22

      First gen made the most sense confirmed

    • @luizfelipevbf5567
      @luizfelipevbf5567 6 лет назад +23

      NO says the man in Unova, its about animal rights.

    • @jacobvanderhoeven1008
      @jacobvanderhoeven1008 6 лет назад +3

      Dunno thought that Jhoto with Team Rocket trying to contact Giovanni made sense 2. After all, did Giovanni ever make any real money?

    • @speedm222
      @speedm222 6 лет назад +20

      NO says the woman in Alola, it's about bringing alien creatures from other dimentions.

    • @ruthmcnally310
      @ruthmcnally310 6 лет назад +17

      NO, says the guy in Kalos, it's about genocide!

  • @colony30sshittyproudbanner
    @colony30sshittyproudbanner 2 года назад +10

    "then I remember my friend may stab the professor" the idea of Barry with a knife makes me lose it

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 Год назад +2

      Dragazor

    • @A-whoopsie-daisy
      @A-whoopsie-daisy Год назад

      Reminded me of this vine lol:
      "Show me what you have."
      "A knife!"
      "NO!"

  • @sunshiis
    @sunshiis 6 лет назад +24

    "I didn't kill anyone, the bomb killed people"

  • @djordjenesic7037
    @djordjenesic7037 6 лет назад +21

    "She beat me , so I pretended to fall off that clock and threatend her whit a lawsuit"

  • @staticdrift9772
    @staticdrift9772 6 лет назад +347

    Anyone else notice the P in Purugly got purposely cut off during the Mars fight?

  • @mslabo102s2
    @mslabo102s2 4 года назад +135

    2:04 Kilian predicted Pokemon Sword and Shield, one of the main character is a realistic energy man

    • @shadowchicco7507
      @shadowchicco7507 4 года назад

      田路マサタカ holy

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 3 года назад +6

      This video executes the concept and story far, far better.

    • @emeralddragon2980
      @emeralddragon2980 2 года назад +5

      @@shadestrider1033 Wasn't really a high bar to begin with.

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 2 года назад +3

      @@emeralddragon2980 I mean, I wasn't really expecting much from Sword and Shield, but I didn't expect the story to be the worst thing since trench warfare. Forget living up to fan expectations, it failed to live up to my impossibly low expectations.

    • @emeralddragon2980
      @emeralddragon2980 2 года назад +1

      @@shadestrider1033 After I beat the game, it didn't take long for me to completely lose interest. Picked it back up when the two DLCs came out, beat them both, then didn't touch the games again. It was that disappointing to me, and I'll still occasionally pick up one of the old GameBoy titles.

  • @ShepardOfSheps
    @ShepardOfSheps 6 лет назад +550

    Kilian that's a beaver 3:09

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 6 лет назад +207

    A Pokemon video in the last ten years that DOESN'T talk about animal cruelty? Now that's restraint.

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 6 лет назад +13

      Trygve Plaustrum never saw anyone talking about that except for that one peta post that everyone and their dog made fun of

    • @miss_inputs
      @miss_inputs 6 лет назад +18

      You never heard the tired old "hahahaha pokemon battles so they're making animals fight each other hahahahaha" jokes that every attempted Pokemon parody does?

    • @hesseldekraai
      @hesseldekraai 6 лет назад +2

      Megan Leet well to be fair he did that in one of his previous videos. Hé called it virtual dog fighting

  • @Goldenboy-pe2ci
    @Goldenboy-pe2ci 6 лет назад +39

    General Cynthia, magmar approaching!
    What do you mean magmar approaching?
    *MAG-*
    Mar!

    • @eden-elysium
      @eden-elysium 6 лет назад +3

      Goldenboy 1919 stands for every one of us!

    • @Goldenboy-pe2ci
      @Goldenboy-pe2ci 6 лет назад +2

      HE'LL SAVE YOU WITH A MIGHTY HAND OF A MAN EVERY WOMAN jdnji MAGMAR!

  • @MorfoCell
    @MorfoCell 3 года назад +7

    "You see, i have a universe, and you have a universe, and i have a straw, that goes form my universe to your universe... and i drink"

  • @mungus8064
    @mungus8064 6 лет назад +694

    You see I'm an energy man

    • @jorisvanveen4021
      @jorisvanveen4021 6 лет назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/AHz-zZoBnbc/видео.html

    • @Heyimconnor
      @Heyimconnor 6 лет назад +2

      Y O U S E E I ‘ M A N E N E R G Y M A N

  • @PlanetTabxtr4
    @PlanetTabxtr4 6 лет назад +36

    "I dislike ducks" wow, calling out Dolan Dark

    • @noloviden4750
      @noloviden4750 6 лет назад

      Sondre Bolland thats why killian doesn't like Duck Game

    • @andrewlagno9482
      @andrewlagno9482 6 лет назад +1

      Fuck duck, i prefer chicken

  • @mercurydjinn3366
    @mercurydjinn3366 6 лет назад +353

    This is hands down my favorite Pokemon game.

  • @avis21X
    @avis21X 4 года назад +67

    "Pokemons lay eggs, that makes them birds."
    -Killian
    I mean... He's not wrong.

    • @poqrikhelix7150
      @poqrikhelix7150 4 года назад +5

      He is. What happens when you mix a duck and a beaver? Platypuses!!! And what do these monstrosities do? Lay eggs!

    • @lildrawhub1025
      @lildrawhub1025 4 года назад +5

      Yes he fucking is. Reptiles and Amphibians also lay eggs AND THEY'RE NOT BURDS

    • @someone_random1049
      @someone_random1049 4 года назад +3

      @@poqrikhelix7150 Does this make Perry the Platypus a birb?

    • @poqrikhelix7150
      @poqrikhelix7150 4 года назад +1

      @@someone_random1049 No, contrary to popular belief he isn't a platypus. He is actually an updog.

    • @dhamin8168
      @dhamin8168 4 года назад +1

      Poqrik Helix No he’s a platypus. Or am I getting wooshed?

  • @micdrop344
    @micdrop344 6 лет назад +202

    "Every Pokemon lays eggs. That makes them birds"
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! xD

    • @TheDreader7
      @TheDreader7 6 лет назад +5

      I mean...he's not wrong?

    • @joemcpoulet4150
      @joemcpoulet4150 6 лет назад +12

      TheDreader7 not exactly, lizards lay eggs, but aren't birds

    • @b-d9099
      @b-d9099 6 лет назад +8

      That kinda fucked me up because Moltres can't breed. So is it not a bird?

    • @Abyzz_Knight
      @Abyzz_Knight 6 лет назад +9

      Joe McPoulet I just wanted to say that platypi (plural for platypus) lay eggs but are still considered mammals because females of all mammal species nurse their young with milk, secreted from the mammary glands and platypi do the same.

    • @Hyperversum3
      @Hyperversum3 6 лет назад

      Technically, that's how it is.
      Mammals aren't defined much by giving birth without eggs but through maternal milk/nutrition.
      If females of something have tits, those are mammals. We are the best.

  • @gcj17
    @gcj17 6 лет назад +355

    All Cyrus appearances:
    2:04
    4:18
    5:23
    6:17
    9:27
    11:38
    12:05

  • @Growltank233
    @Growltank233 6 лет назад +37

    8:08 .. I...that's.. I have no words

  • @justinkolo3667
    @justinkolo3667 6 лет назад +40

    12:39 my entire childhood explained

  • @jstudiosgames3583
    @jstudiosgames3583 3 года назад +24

    "Every pokemon lays eggs that makes them birds". Damn we have been bird catchers all along

  • @than_487
    @than_487 4 года назад +28

    I came here just to hear someone roast Cyrus.
    I love him.
    Edit: I came back for the same reason, half a year later.

  • @verylostdoommarauder
    @verylostdoommarauder 2 года назад +7

    The "Kill Giratina because he isn't a bird" is funnier both because Giratina can't breed (Following Kilian's logic of "it lays eggs, so it's a bird) and the fact that Origin Forme Giratina's back sprite looks like a bird for no reason.

  • @nurcirino
    @nurcirino 3 года назад +10

    "Don't step into the water, we all PISSED in it!"
    This will never get old

  • @Gackt4awesome
    @Gackt4awesome 6 лет назад +9

    Giratina is actually Pokemon Satan.
    I'm not joking, he is really Pokemon Satan.

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 6 лет назад

      Embodiment of antimatter. Look at its role in the plot and you'll see it's morally neutral.

    • @i.m.err0r642
      @i.m.err0r642 6 лет назад +2

      I've always seen it as Pokemon Cthulhu, personally.

    • @nedinnis6752
      @nedinnis6752 6 лет назад +1

      I always saw him as Hades.

  • @eduardopena8207
    @eduardopena8207 6 лет назад +286

    When are we seeing the Garbage Guide To Pokemon Heart Gold/Soul Silver? We need it!!

    • @bighomie6704
      @bighomie6704 6 лет назад +3

      Raul Reyna ya i even posted it on his latest video

    • @eden-elysium
      @eden-elysium 6 лет назад +5

      I need Ultra Sun Ultra Moon. I don't care that people dislike it. It just works.

    • @arijcohen
      @arijcohen 6 лет назад +1

      Instead of HeartGold and SoulSilver , why not Pokémon Gold and Silver

    • @handsanitiser9523
      @handsanitiser9523 5 лет назад +6

      It just came out today so yeah

    • @NaiefThegoony
      @NaiefThegoony 5 лет назад

      i hope you're happy

  • @flakybatu6682
    @flakybatu6682 6 лет назад +61

    Even in Pokemon Interpol is useless xD

  • @sophieblue3725
    @sophieblue3725 4 года назад +195

    “Every Pokemon lays eggs, that makes them all birds.”
    No, no, he’s got a point.

    • @sand747
      @sand747 3 года назад +10

      Fish, reptiles and amphibians: *am I a joke to you?*

    • @HiperPivociarz
      @HiperPivociarz 3 года назад +8

      Platypi and echidnas don't exist apparently? Also, mollusks, insects and arachnids

    • @taggamer335
      @taggamer335 3 года назад +7

      @@HiperPivociarz those guys are birds too, what are you on about?

    • @VioletMilks
      @VioletMilks 3 года назад

      @@taggamer335 I think they’re dumb

  • @guildmasterri5995
    @guildmasterri5995 6 лет назад +60

    His accent made this video even more better

  • @alexandrefelipealmeidacost347
    @alexandrefelipealmeidacost347 6 лет назад +149

    The Magmar plotwist at the end tho

  • @zulizethcastellanos2184
    @zulizethcastellanos2184 6 лет назад +238

    GENERAL CYNTHIA. MAGMAR APPROACHING.
    What do you mean Magmar approaching..?

    • @ifacro
      @ifacro 6 лет назад +3

      "Doesn't matter, Garchomp is Dragon/Ground"

    • @christiancase4011
      @christiancase4011 6 лет назад +1

      What song it that i have been wondering for a while

    • @HUBS2896
      @HUBS2896 6 лет назад +2

      Flash by Queen

    • @Pop013
      @Pop013 6 лет назад +1

      FALSH O OOO

    • @teop34
      @teop34 6 лет назад +2

      i meant magmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar he stands for everyone of us .

  • @neskey
    @neskey 5 лет назад +21

    hands down the best kilian experience video, it's so full of award-winning quotes and successful meme templates.

  • @bowiesexy
    @bowiesexy 6 лет назад +103

    5:02 cropped so it says urugly instead of purugly
    comedy gold

    • @guilhudo
      @guilhudo 6 лет назад +4

      Holy fuck that's hilarious I didn't even notice that. Well spotted.

    • @SummonerArthur
      @SummonerArthur 6 лет назад +4

      the second time it appears cropped as "ugly"

  • @exalttai8641
    @exalttai8641 6 лет назад +273

    8:08
    After watching this 3 times, I've figured out the joke. I feel proud yet empty.

  • @casey4689
    @casey4689 6 лет назад +108

    "I'm a pool safety inspector.
    And I take bribes!"

  • @hitcircle6275
    @hitcircle6275 6 лет назад +57

    I'm waiting for verlisify to comment saying his guide is better than yours

    • @NeoGraena
      @NeoGraena 6 лет назад

      This > verlis' guide

  • @megaclodsire
    @megaclodsire 4 года назад +76

    Pokemon X/Y: You can sit down in this one!
    Me, taking a nap in my bed in Pokemon Platinum: ...wake me up when the Gen 4 remake comes out

    • @codyaaronfletcher11
      @codyaaronfletcher11 3 года назад +8

      Wake up.

    • @aetherheart1954
      @aetherheart1954 3 года назад +3

      WAKE UP *SHAKES YOU*

    • @du5637
      @du5637 2 года назад +1

      Awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, awaken thou shall, for the remakes have come out a while ago, and that means a new energy man is loose, but in 2 games.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 Год назад +1

      Just keep sleeping in platnium