How to Colonize in KSP 2!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • Ah yes... just plant a flag and you've become a colonizer.

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  • @Swolecoffee
    @Swolecoffee Год назад +1360

    If your kerbal can return to kerbin, that's a successful return mission.
    If your kerbal can't return, that's a colony.
    If you have no kerbal at the end of the mission, that's a probe.
    If your probe is destroyed, that means it's a temporary probe.
    Success is guaranteed, but the type of success is up to you.

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад +107

      The most wisdomous comment ever. 🤘

    • @Chleosl
      @Chleosl Год назад +30

      Real adaptive thinking 🫡🫡

    • @yeetmaster1047
      @yeetmaster1047 Год назад +9

      That's the most relatable thing I've ever heard

    • @JemilaAli-mk4yy
      @JemilaAli-mk4yy Год назад

      ​@cvusmhhshshs

    • @ChiIIKat
      @ChiIIKat Год назад +27

      if you can’t leave orbit, it’s a space station

  • @alexjgilpin
    @alexjgilpin Год назад +338

    How to colonize in KSP 2.
    Step 1: Blow a hole in the surface of mars.

    • @portalguy1432
      @portalguy1432 Год назад +21

      you cant just shoot a hole into the surface of mars

    • @leomayer167
      @leomayer167 Год назад +1

      💀

    • @a-indefinite6804
      @a-indefinite6804 11 месяцев назад +5

      Duna* (joking)

    • @Bass-ef3dr
      @Bass-ef3dr 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@portalguy1432 O B S E R V E

    • @alexF22R
      @alexF22R 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@portalguy1432 lol love the doom referance

  • @fatcatpoppy
    @fatcatpoppy 8 месяцев назад +149

    my first attempt at a base landing on duna is now marked as the bill kerman memorial impact crater

  • @DoktorKrovh
    @DoktorKrovh 10 месяцев назад +62

    "Plant a flag"
    *Literally loses the man command module*

  • @TheSpaceDude-Space_RKT
    @TheSpaceDude-Space_RKT Год назад +80

    U: Step 1: Find somewhere nice
    me: lands on a cliff

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад +7

      Story of my life anytime I intentionally try to land somewhere

  • @Randomblurbz
    @Randomblurbz Год назад +31

    You can see Ike in the sky it's massive

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад +6

      Jool is pretty gnarly too. It will block out the sun when it gets in front of the moon you're on.

  • @SneakyRobinX
    @SneakyRobinX 4 месяца назад +28

    This aged well

    • @jnoland13
      @jnoland13 3 месяца назад +4

      I know :(

    • @geoe1856
      @geoe1856 3 месяца назад +3

      best 50 dollars spent

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад +1

      Ironic.

  • @notjebbutstillakerbal
    @notjebbutstillakerbal 9 месяцев назад +10

    Fun fact:
    Duna and Ike are tidally locked to each other like Pluto and Charon.

  • @yak3868
    @yak3868 3 месяца назад +6

    Step one: get KSP
    Step two: install curseforge
    Step three: find a colony mod
    Step four: have a better colony

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад +1

      Step five: start your own youtube channel.

  • @rntzh690
    @rntzh690 Год назад +23

    The metal christmas music was perfect xD *head banding on the command screen while the base drops to a eerie quick stop"
    STILL ROCKING OUT AFTER HITTONG THE GROUND XD

  • @stevenhetzel6483
    @stevenhetzel6483 Год назад +10

    This design reminds me of my Colony Bus I landed on Minmus.
    Same cylinder design, but with a lot of wheels and a lot of RCS, most of said RCS on the bottom, no atmosphere meant substituting chutes for them.
    Dropped it from booster in a sub-orbital maneuver, then sat on my RCS for 4 minutes straight, it was magnificent.
    Used that bad boy to rove around the ice flats for awhile, ended up connecting 3 other buses and a drill unit to it, most successful colony and outer system launching point I ever made.

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад +2

      That's epic haha. I never thought about making a colony bus. Genius idea! haha

  • @Hope58283
    @Hope58283 Год назад +7

    “Instructions unclear I am now speeding towards duna with a colony base and I have exactly 4 parachutes and about to kill 10 kerbals more instructions needed

  • @sweetradishgaming
    @sweetradishgaming Год назад +5

    Awesome dude , the music was fantastic. I think I make that sub 400 congrats 😉

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад +3

      400! That's amazing! Thank you so much for the sub! Glad you enjoyed it. New video goes live in 20 mins as well. Cheers!

  • @funtimewithfalco
    @funtimewithfalco 7 месяцев назад +2

    The British looking intensely at this

    • @jacobemett6848
      @jacobemett6848 2 месяца назад

      As a British person, I was taking notes

  • @dl0g09
    @dl0g09 Месяц назад +5

    Oh look, looks like KSP 2 is getting popular again
    **Uploaded in April 2023**
    Oh nevermind

  • @palanyx6678
    @palanyx6678 8 месяцев назад +1

    OIL RAAAAH

  • @wayacrazy.
    @wayacrazy. Год назад +1

    That is the most awesome song ive ever heard in my life lmao

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад

      I love the song too! It's Our Last Night's cover of the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy

    • @wayacrazy.
      @wayacrazy. Год назад +1

      @@Cvusmo ty

  • @nicolasolton
    @nicolasolton 8 месяцев назад

    Just saw a great article today of a proposal for thin film nuclear isotope rockets, which will allow for deep space missions of 100km/sec, with continuous thrust and thrust vector vectoring for YEARS on end. Cool stuff!

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  8 месяцев назад

      Do you have a link? That sounds awesome!

  • @13J460
    @13J460 8 месяцев назад +2

    IS THIS KSP2?!? PLEASE MORE GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE

  • @Ghostface-rp8rj2yq2h
    @Ghostface-rp8rj2yq2h 6 дней назад

    Finally, now I can re-create Hells gate from avatar

  • @Proudmadarastan
    @Proudmadarastan 4 месяца назад +1

    The kerbals better get their colonizing knowledge from the British, they have royalties on that stuff..

  • @master4279
    @master4279 9 месяцев назад +4

    " If you grow plants somewhere, you Technically colonize it, so, Technically, i colonized Mars,"
    -Mark Watney

  • @SpinosaurusStudios_
    @SpinosaurusStudios_ Год назад +2

    Ofc that NERD kerbal icon always shows up…

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад +1

      Okay then...

  • @B0aws
    @B0aws Год назад +1

    Good luck, I think you can do it!

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад

      Thanks! I got the colony there so now it's all about growing the base!

  • @aminxd-floki
    @aminxd-floki Год назад +2

    The graphics is insanely amazing bro

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад

      KSP 2 graphics are epic

    • @abhirupkundu2778
      @abhirupkundu2778 9 месяцев назад

      almost as good as RDR2 fr@@Cvusmo

  • @peeperleviathan2839
    @peeperleviathan2839 2 месяца назад

    The music exploded my eardrums

  • @PTNLemay
    @PTNLemay 8 месяцев назад +1

    I'm still stuck on that 300 tons to the surface of Duna mission.
    The day i finish that one... That'll be a colony.

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  8 месяцев назад +1

      I would suggest building a 300 ton orbiter above Duna. Then landing it somewhere on Duna. It's easier to do multi-launch missions to move mass. I'm also not a fan of SSTO's and I really enjoy rendezvous lol

    • @PTNLemay
      @PTNLemay 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@Cvusmo yeah rendezvous are a must for that one, if only for refuelling. But it's also good for building up something cool.
      I wish we had more colony buildings to work with. Like greenhouses and stuff

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  8 месяцев назад +1

      We'll have some cool stuff in time. Plus with the modding community we'll add a bunch of cool stuff I'm sure. @@PTNLemay

  • @blocksland817
    @blocksland817 10 месяцев назад +1

    there's no air on the moon how is the parachute working?

  • @coucoul38
    @coucoul38 8 месяцев назад

    very cool tube

  • @adamallison9340
    @adamallison9340 8 месяцев назад +2

    Bro my pc would crash instantly I can hardly run ksp 1 on my pc

  • @WYN2558
    @WYN2558 5 месяцев назад

    SCARY MUSIC I CANT SLEEP

  • @sneezingProtogen
    @sneezingProtogen Год назад

    The potato juice is in my waffle

  • @goobi3780
    @goobi3780 4 месяца назад +2

    So basically! It’s the same method as KSP1!

    • @danzstuff
      @danzstuff 3 месяца назад

      It’s almost like colonization is the same no matter the game😱😱😱

    • @goobi3780
      @goobi3780 3 месяца назад

      @@danzstuff to be fair KSP 1 is pretty limited. There’s no real base parts in the base game, and there’s very little to do other than plant a flag, collect science, deploy machines, and play space golf. KSP 2 looked like it’d offer more

    • @danzstuff
      @danzstuff 3 месяца назад

      @@goobi3780 yeah because colonies isnt out

    • @goobi3780
      @goobi3780 3 месяца назад

      @@danzstuff didn’t they lay off basically everyone developing the game

    • @danzstuff
      @danzstuff 3 месяца назад

      @@goobi3780 we don’t know whats going on, we all only got corporate speak and such, but some people are confirmed to be laid off

  • @timharnans
    @timharnans 8 месяцев назад

    Would you say buying KSP2 is worth it? I’m thinking of upgrading my computer from a 10-year old PC to a nice laptop in two years, and I think my current computer MIGHT be able to run it. I have KSP1 and it can run it heavily modded, albeit becoming a space heater in the process.

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  8 месяцев назад +1

      Depends on what experience you want.
      IF you enjoy Early Access games that have performance issues and bugs, then 100% get the game. KSP2 with it's new science mode is really fun. It gives you things to do and I enjoy being part of early access. Seeing how the game changes from 0.1 to 0.2 etc until we get a full release of 1.0. The performance has massively improved since 0.1.0.0 last year. If you are upgrading your rig, it should handle the game just fine. I'm assuming you're going for something like an RTX 3060?
      IF you want a stable game with A LOT to do KSP1 will give you a better experience. You'll have to install a lot of mods to get the best experience in KSP1 imo. Vanilla KSP1 is quite boring.

  • @ballreal3
    @ballreal3 5 месяцев назад +1

    step 1: *become british*

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад +1

      step 2: throw tea in the harbor
      step 3: start a revolution
      step 4: win

  • @tomixxScale
    @tomixxScale 3 месяца назад +2

    sad how ksp 2 keeled over and died

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад

      it is quite sad. Take Two is selling of Private Division and every game developer that works under Private Division has lost their jobs. The question is who is buying Private Division and/or the IP for Kerbal Space Program.

  • @nicolefloof
    @nicolefloof 9 месяцев назад

    Just drop a thousand flags from orbit, one will surely land the right way…

  • @angrychompski
    @angrychompski 7 месяцев назад

    how to colonize a planet:
    step 1: colonize the planet
    step 2: plant flag

  • @hawknewbie6915
    @hawknewbie6915 16 дней назад

    Should i buy ksp 2( i already have ksp 1 ) i dont have a high end pc btw

  • @christopherrasmussen8718
    @christopherrasmussen8718 8 месяцев назад

    Sorry having an epileptic fit

  • @inhori
    @inhori 6 месяцев назад

    Oh.

  • @Toastedguyig
    @Toastedguyig Год назад

    It’s not fully added yet so this video won’t be as good as it will soon

  • @ThePixelated_kris
    @ThePixelated_kris 8 месяцев назад

    The British

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  8 месяцев назад

      The British are coming!

  • @benr.4238
    @benr.4238 7 месяцев назад

    I'd rather just wait till they add proper colonies.

    • @japhy4
      @japhy4 4 месяца назад

      We might be waiting a while....😢

  • @Screeno1993
    @Screeno1993 Год назад

    You can't land on duna with parachutes alone you need rockets to cancel the last of your velocity.

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад +1

      False. You can land on Duna and Eve with only parachutes. I've done it. Look at my shorts and videos. 👍

    • @rntzh690
      @rntzh690 Год назад

      Its true. Just need enough parachutes. Same concept as boosters ;)

  • @Msaelk
    @Msaelk 8 месяцев назад

    😊

  • @chat._._._._._._._._._._._.4.
    @chat._._._._._._._._._._._.4. 8 месяцев назад

    yo should i buy KSP2?

  • @saber8156
    @saber8156 Год назад

    It's better to be too slow than too fast

  • @mamaarsha8187
    @mamaarsha8187 6 месяцев назад

    3D 4D

  • @DevWo3
    @DevWo3 4 месяца назад

    so i take it that you're actually asking us how to colonize in ksp2?

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад

      ! indicates excitement
      ? indicates a question
      please retake English 101 and 102.

  • @Johan-rm6ec
    @Johan-rm6ec 2 месяца назад

    Strange choice of musica.

  • @the1satsuma1project
    @the1satsuma1project 8 месяцев назад

    🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧

  • @shadowgamingyt-gt8dm
    @shadowgamingyt-gt8dm Год назад

    Pls dude u still checking your comments

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад

      I do read my comments. You're asking for a favor and that's a red flag to me

    • @shadowgamingyt-gt8dm
      @shadowgamingyt-gt8dm Год назад

      @@Cvusmo oh ok

  • @CXTVP
    @CXTVP Год назад

    Yeah but the British already did it

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  Год назад

      They colonized Earth and then lost it all. They can't get a rocket into orbit so I think space is safe from the British.

    • @CXTVP
      @CXTVP Год назад

      @@Cvusmono. Check the bottom.

  • @xxsmokerxx6477
    @xxsmokerxx6477 3 месяца назад

    Couldn't pick a worse song

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад

      Couldn't leave an original comment

  • @FemboyModels
    @FemboyModels Год назад

    So just pull a 1700s africa then

  • @PolandballinGaUSA
    @PolandballinGaUSA 4 месяца назад

    Don't give the British ideas

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад

      Largest Empire in the world and they just gave it all up

  • @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010
    @randomyoutubeenjoyer6010 4 месяца назад +1

    Capitalism

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад +1

      Because I'd rather wait in line for bread...

  • @siva_sanatan
    @siva_sanatan 5 месяцев назад

    Bro how to download ksp2 game free for pc

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад

      Go to steam.
      Enter code: I-REFUSE-TO-SUPPORT-DEVELOPERS
      Then uninstall steam.

  • @oscarhillier
    @oscarhillier Год назад

    You need dampening thrusters

  • @Itsbonnie652
    @Itsbonnie652 5 месяцев назад

    #kspsucks

  • @unblessedcoffee1457
    @unblessedcoffee1457 3 месяца назад

    dead game

    • @Cvusmo
      @Cvusmo  3 месяца назад

      tell me more Captain Obvious.