@Trevor Bauer there is a massive point in being natty, for one the point of working out and lifting is to be HEALTHY, taking peds is the opposite, if your doing it for looks then yeah go ahead
If you had told me a year ago that I would soon be watching daily videos of a meathead chemist with death star delts talk about supraphysiological doses of exogenous, anabolic compounds, I would have said you were crazy. But here I am, every day. Love your content, Derek
So he went up to some young contractors and convinced them to turn off safety lights and then he went and reported them for it This guy is a psycho lol
Lol. Although I didn't really get the numbers the writer was citing on strict curl. I can strict curl 20 kg naturally pretty easily, so it's pretty weird to hear guys talking about barely being able to curl 20 kg normally. I wouldn't even consider myself jacked or freakishly strong, mostly average. Also I just checked, 50 kg is average strict curl, so with a dumbbell he should be able to curl 25 without any drugs at least once.
@@j00fhonestly going on a test cycle has been the best decision I've taken the past few years, just make sure you do as much reading as you can before even thinking about starting your cycle
That reddit comment about coke and speed being his safest run was spot on. Dang. I'm curious if he'll even survive to 25 if he doesn't clean himself up fast.
Kent disliked this and also the guy who lost his Porsche keys. I have lost my car keys.thank god for honest people turning them in. This dude tossed them into a river. And blamed it on tren.
Except that idiot don’t know how to do them. He just use someone’s work and steal it for free, finally I’ve got down this psychopath Kevin Mann, now should go channel which promotes using amphetamin for feeling “good”.
Maybe his life goal this whole time was to get on more plates more dates. He had access to a time machine and this is what he picked. Theres actual people who have done that with my 600 lb life. Lol (not the time machine thing)
As someone who hardly take painkillers im amazed the amount of chemicals some people pump into their system! Jesus! Also, great video Derek! Gave me some good laughs!
I was waiting for the update about this dude having a heart attack or something. Dec 12th Had minor stroke. Going to ease off on the trenbalone 69 but up my test slightly.
When I had no money, I hit the produce aisle and the meat section. Giant pot of soup or stew. If I wanted pizza really bad, I'd buy a box of chef boy-ar-dee for a couple dollars. REALLY poor people skip the meat and eat rice and beans. Potato chips of any kind and frozen pizza just weren't in the budget, unless Totino's was on sale, and that right there would explain why a guy would shit like water.
I can’t believe how many videos I’ve watched from your channel. Never was that interested in this kind of stuff but Derrick is a charismatic guy and the more I watch the more I learn.
Tren is the best when single. It is the worst when in a relationship. You’ll want to do anything that moves but at the same time be paranoid your partner is doing everyone she meets.
I can get that depending on my diet - normally when my carbs are dirt low and my workouts are too intense. Can’t say I lost muscle as I was consistently growing but it’s beyond annoying. The smell is disgusting
The way people describe Tren is literally how Adderall can make you feel if you are new to it. The suspicion, anger, superiority complex. All side effects of Adderall that I have experienced.
@@DannyHamar synthol is definitely worse than tren lol some people have their limb amputated after a single badly-done synthol injection that being said, I obviously agree that tren is a bad idea
That almost killed me. I'm listening to this while doing my work out and you got to the single mom part while I was doing bench press. Giggling like a school girl made me almost drop the weights.
When I watch Derek, I don’t understand every little word he says but I understand enough to keep up. I literally binge MPMD videos not just to learn stuff, but because I find Derek’s voice very listenable.
TBH, this comment section is getting golden and it is starting to remind me of Rich Pianas comment section. This is a great thing because I truly miss those days and those comments.
This migh be blasphemous to say but I think Derek filled the gap that Rich Piana left in us. The dude is giving us no b.s. info and has his own brand to boot.
I’m a BioAnalytical Scientist and I’m in graduate school for Pharmacology and toxicology and I can thoroughly say I enjoy these videos a lot. It’s interesting to hear about the world of hormones and how different synthetic hormones work to upregulate, down regulate, bind to certain receptors, etc. this channel has kept me busy on my lunch breaks. Great stuff!
I love how Derek won’t answer simple questions like age or anything in the comments. To boost the algo cause he knows people will keep asking. Kinda like the sauna this dude has RUclips figured out puts so much into his craft
yep, the smart youtubers even leave mistakes in their video just so people will comment/complain about it without realizing they are helping with the algo hahaha
@@austinbrown2498 you're 100% overthinking this lmao. I'm not a stranger to how social media algorithms work. He gets views because he makes good videos that people actually watch with good titles / thumbnails. That simple. Being all mysterious about his age so people constantly ask in comments to boost the rankings? Lmao? Dude probably just doesn't feel like sharing or likes seeing people try to guess.
@@austinbrown2498 trying to game the algorithm definitely isn't new either. Most who make a large portion of their income from YT do this. One recent example is community posts as they get heavily prioritized in the algorithm. If he was actually playing that game he'd be making 1-2 community posts a day. You have no idea what you're talking about.
I would like to inform you that our beloved George passed away yesterday by a heart attack while he was engaged in an outdoor sexual activity with a trans prostitute, after he had consume a ton of coke acid & and some strawberry flavored mushrooms. He was a nice young man who didn't miss a chance to bully us, put salt in our coffees and make us feel like we deserve nothing good in life. We are going to bury him in a backyard of an abandoned building, his favorite place to lure the horny fat chicks he met in the dating apps. Please drop a message if you indeed like to attend.
It took me til like 10 minutes in to realize they had been talking about steroids this whole time. Idk how I ended up here exactly, but is he still referring to steroids when he refers to "some good ones and some bad ones", essentially suggesting that there are some steroids people should use? (Derek) . Have watched a few of dudes vids and he seems pretty cool, my b if I'm misappropriating what he's saying, I don't know any of the terminology related to any of this. I workout but I don't even take protein powder anymore, I just get natural protein from meat, dairy, seeds & nuts, etc. so all that shit is a number of levels away from anything I'd be interested in
@@fozzythasalesman6125 to be completely fair, depending on your goals there is some good and bad ones, if your goals are to be healthy while building muscle and strength there's 0 good ones lol. But there's side affects be benefits and some feel the benefits outweigh the Side affects
kinda random but i love how at 27:43 derek is so used to saying "contractile tissue" that he starts to pronounce "contractors" in the same way before he realizes its a different word
*reads part about peeing blood* “Would like to try again, just need to wait for my liver to cool down” Derek: “that sounds good” All he had to say🤣🤣 so weak
I sort of agree, but a lot of people have kind of warped personalities deep down that they are decent enough to suppress and not act upon in society. Taking that much gear, similar to being drunk in a way, just lifts that suppression and makes an otherwise normal person seem more horrible than they would be otherwise. It's obviously not just the gear's fault because he is taking it knowing it makes him act this way, but taking shit tons of chemicals will definitely make people act in ways they normally wouldn't .
lots of people are massive dicks, but hide it and don't "let it come out" so to speak. they know not to act on it. some gear takes away that filter, and they don't think about it anymore - basically makes them act on any sort of mood or feel they have. so to them it seems that it is indeed the gear's fault for making them do things.
The reason for Derricks’ success is that he is really compassionate and understanding and at the same time knowledgeable and not afraid to speak his mind about that what the truth is.
I am so much a more an exclusively natty approach person, but all of this helps me see how focused and researched you can be about: your body's systems, how you want them to behave, and how it is work to control/enhance how your body works-albeit by natural or other means. No judgement. More Plates Less Hates
I’ve recently titrated up my exposure to MPMD videos and it’s resulted in supraphysiological amounts of suggested videos from the algorithm which I think has created a negative feedback loop which has resulted in exponentially increased watch time from myself
Listen man, if you’re going to go so hard that you’re saying your liver is “running hot” and “needs to cool down” you are legally allowed to buy any steroids you want. You’ve won bruh
This is pure gold. Aspie means someone with aspergers. As an aspie myself I can say his aspergers was on a roller coaster ride on Tren. You can have extreme highs and lows with mood swings. Super high self esteem one minute then completely crushed the next minute. Everyone is different and might have varying experiences but this was really funny. I'm 30 years old and when I was 19 I started bodybuilding. I took an hgh cycle, test, creatine, glutamine, thermogenic, aminos, plus multi vitamin. I did this for about 8 months. This was back when jersey shore was on TV and a wave of new bodybuilders hit the scene. I got kicked out of planet fitness pretty fast and started working out at home. I became an auto mechanic after this and stopped taking everything. Recently I've been thinking about getting back on the juice and with weird stuff like sarm's its a whole different ball game now. I don't even know where to begin.
I would say eating AS clean as possible plus having a strict workout schedule that you will follow would be the best. Then sleep and rest VERY important. All that is more important than any drug and you should have this in place if you are going to use any for maximum effect with minimal damage.
13:44 low e2 and insulin resistance. I had no idea. That's why I watch all videos no matter what's the subject. There's always valuable information in all of them.
The chemistry of the human body is really phenomenal. God really is a genius to create all of it from scratch and make it all work together in our bodies. Anyone can see random gear being thrown together is catastrophic so our body being anything but a dumpster fire is a miracle.
I knew a guy like this about 20 years ago. He had a habit of walking around naked flexing at people while extremely paranoid. Someone asked why he was doing that and he ended up murdering that person. That guy is still in prison afaik.
I have a lot of love for people who live life that hard. This is one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a while, and the delivery absolutely made it. Thanks for the laughs.
Tren fucked up my skin forever.. Did my first Tren cycle at 19 and have been getting chronic hives after even. I have to take an antihistamine everyday to control it.
Your Tren commentary is always the highlight of my day. You literally drop these when I'm most in need of a laugh. Love the knowledge. But you're entertaining as well.
jesus. my boy had a heart attack and died at 34. he was on all kinds of shit was huge and ripped. always said if i die atleast ill be good looking. lol miss that guy.
Dude said "Wait for my liver to cool down" , like it was a car engine in Fast and the Furious
🤣🤣
Dude's run that much gear over the year his organs are too hot and he's farting smoke.
Well to be fair, the liver can regenerate its own cells
This jumped out at me too! “Yeah, that sounds good.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
*pisses thick stream of blood*
“Hmm, looks like the liver is running a bit hot.”
The absolute grindset of this guy to keep going after that lol
Had to put it on cool down this guy was running so much gear
Thats quote is fucking hilarious!!
Loll
Yes, just mix a couple cc’s of the Liver Coolant with your Tren injections for the next 2 weeks and should be good to go!
Its commendable lol
“Blood pressure so high I would get nosebleeds just bending over”
Derek: “Classic”
that was so fucking funny xD.
I didn't know that is common problem with steroids.
Dude on tren: I was shitting my brains out
Derek: Classic!
what minute he said this ? haha
Dude on tren: Shits out entire intestinal system
Derek: classic
because nosebleeding happens usually, if you are on gear.
Being a natural lifter can be pretty demotivating sometimes. But then i see shit like this and suddenly i feel a lot bettter lol.
Just lite man who cares
@Trevor Bauer there is a massive point in being natty, for one the point of working out and lifting is to be HEALTHY, taking peds is the opposite, if your doing it for looks then yeah go ahead
@Trevor Bauer when was taking peds ever healthy, WHEN? you clearly dont have a clue
@Trevor Bauer I really hope you’re trolling.
@Trevor Bauer i wouldnt want to i compete in martial arts, and i do know its literally what i study
Derek is so funny without realizing😂 I died laughing at “no money, can of Pringles, pizza, Tuna fish, shitting himself, where are we”
Hahahaha same, I even clipped it because it was said so nonchalantly….
hardest i have laughed in a while at that part
Thünfiszprœtiénshäkên
send timemark
@@lucassebastianjardelaranci5125 7:54
Reddit person : *mentions some dangerous health side effects*
Derek: "Classic"
Bleeding like a faucet from his nose when he bends over
lmaooooooo
@@rt3chikin413 Classic
Literally read this as he said it
"He got the old liver failure...amateur,lol"
If you had told me a year ago that I would soon be watching daily videos of a meathead chemist with death star delts talk about supraphysiological doses of exogenous, anabolic compounds, I would have said you were crazy. But here I am, every day. Love your content, Derek
Not sure its so watchable but it is
I know, like wtf? Never did gear. I'm just a nerdy parkour coach. I won't ever use the info in these videos but it's very interesting for some reason
I'm the exact same. Don't know what he's talking about half the time but entertaining nonetheless
Anton Adelson agreed.
It does end up aiding in the accrual of copious amounts of contractile tissue.
Imagine the chaos a sociopath could cause by casually telling juicers they look a little small and anorexics they look a bit chubby
Chaotic evil on a small scale.
/fit/
@Trioxin 💯
the entire /fit/ board
i'm going to start doing this
So he went up to some young contractors and convinced them to turn off safety lights and then he went and reported them for it
This guy is a psycho lol
And then blamed it on the tren😂
@John Smith It's like the most popular combination of western names possible lol
@@blaynegreiner9365 hater
Based psycho
@@blaynegreiner9365yes, what about it?
"Cocaine and speed was the safest cycle in this entire story" Well that guy wasn't entirely wrong tbh
liver damage speedrun any%
Dude was probably running the 100% category with this many compounds
plus kidney damage
Gynecomastia% would be hella competitive
Blood urine: 100 Gamerscore
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
Tren seems like the crack of bodybuilding
More like meth
because it is
The Ghost...
Meth with PCP
nah its literally the krokodil
Crack is the crack of bodybuilding
Man, this guy went trough the anabolic catalog and decided he needed absolutely everything
Thought he’d sample everything 😂
Dude said “I’ve seen enough, I’ll take it all”
LMAO. Yes he did.
He ordered a platter
Lol. Although I didn't really get the numbers the writer was citing on strict curl. I can strict curl 20 kg naturally pretty easily, so it's pretty weird to hear guys talking about barely being able to curl 20 kg normally. I wouldn't even consider myself jacked or freakishly strong, mostly average. Also I just checked, 50 kg is average strict curl, so with a dumbbell he should be able to curl 25 without any drugs at least once.
I love how at one part he mentions "got accused of being on gear by everyone"
Well, you were, you were taking everything you could get your hands on.
Really goes to show how much your liver can take... this dude Hiroshima’d his fucking liver for a year straight.
The Liver is a tough ass and unappreciated organ
It’s the only organ that can remake itself. Thankfully for alcoholics
Using Hiroshima as a verb is hilarious.
Yes. And I've been on the fence if I should do a cycle of test or not.. Puts things into perspective.
@@j00fhonestly going on a test cycle has been the best decision I've taken the past few years, just make sure you do as much reading as you can before even thinking about starting your cycle
"abusing protein powder sh*ting my brains out"
Derek: classic
I've never been less interested in putting chemicals in my body. Or more interested in hearing what happens when other people do.
Water is a chemical
Hes dead now
exactly how im feeling lately, binging MPMD videos lol
lol let the lab rats test is out first. I can already see new drugs being developed that barely have any side effects :) then I'll consider
Better stop breathing because oxygen is poisonous.
Sounds like Tren just makes your life more interesting.
Very true I can agree
@@RS4B7BLACK yeah just pinned 400 mg, just renewed my bus pass
Top man beast mode...
@@Joe-xe9te absolute mad lad
im about to start 4 grams of tren 2x a week next week and 700 mg test every other day. It is my 1st cycle, cant wait.
This is like if AI wrote a steamy romance novel specifically tailored for Derek.
underated coment jajajajajaj
😂
That reddit comment about coke and speed being his safest run was spot on. Dang. I'm curious if he'll even survive to 25 if he doesn't clean himself up fast.
You mean clen. Not clean. Right?
He’s screwed
He probably will because he's too young. But 40? No way.
Doesn't sound like it'd be a great loss to society if he doesn't.
Let him get the Darwin award I say.
@@JohnTCampbell1986 So I guess you are ignoring the fact that he is coming to terms with his wrongdoing?
I can already tell from the title this one's gonna be a banger.
a hoot and a holler
all of em are
There could be a Stan or Netfix tv series called "The tren diaries" out of all of this.
Banger Bus
Kent disliked this and also the guy who lost his Porsche keys. I have lost my car keys.thank god for honest people turning them in. This dude tossed them into a river. And blamed it on tren.
Frog meme, Dr. Phil meme, laughing crying face, fire symbol.
This is what I call interaction!
😂
Ppp
Whoops. That was a typo lol!
Great summary
*In elementary school*
Teacher: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
This guy: "A science experiment"
Except that idiot don’t know how to do them. He just use someone’s work and steal it for free, finally I’ve got down this psychopath Kevin Mann, now should go channel which promotes using amphetamin for feeling “good”.
Hail caesar
@@MrSzYbkl you had a stroke?
@@MrSzYbkl you ok bro?
Maybe his life goal this whole time was to get on more plates more dates. He had access to a time machine and this is what he picked.
Theres actual people who have done that with my 600 lb life. Lol (not the time machine thing)
Genuinely one of the funniest videos I’ve watched, Derek needs to get this guy on for an interview
Yes!! lmao
If he's alive
And quickly cause he probably doesn't have much time left
this dude being vulnerable, spilling all his dirty laundries for the good of beginners, more than likely teenagers. congrats, man.
Imagine Connor Murphy gets Gyno from over exposure to Tren & ends up doing his own surgery on video , the algo would implode on itself
on a real note where has that guy been the past week?? is he finally in police custody or at a psychiatric hospital or something?
Don't give him any ideas
@@valgiry1906 I think he did get put into police custody at one point this week but I don’t keep up with that at all
He would eat his own gyno becaus it s pure meatTren
@@valgiry1906 he’s in a psychiatric ward. Someone made a 30+ minute video explaining his situation
Maybe Conor Murphy is actually writing all these posts pretending to be different people, like the Joker.
Mind blown. But also anything is possible
"Do you wanna know how I got these SARMs?"
Airstrider 98 😭😭😭
Haha imagine!
Lmao his crazy new eyes would make a good joker with the makeup
I majored in Biology, minored in Chemistry, and sometimes Derek losses me. He knows his stuff.
Truth
Same here man
Canadian University > American College
@@Realtor_Ryan_Hodzic Lol. Sure.
I mean, biology really doesn’t cover any pharmacology, it’s usually a pretty specialized degree
As someone who hardly take painkillers im amazed the amount of chemicals some people pump into their system! Jesus!
Also, great video Derek! Gave me some good laughs!
I was waiting for the update about this dude having a heart attack or something.
Dec 12th
Had minor stroke. Going to ease off on the trenbalone 69 but up my test slightly.
“No money, can of Pringle’s, pizza, tuna fish, shitting himself, where are we? Oh yeah down here” haha
I was just thinking this exact thing lol
I heard this as i read your comment hahaha good stuff
L O L 🤣
Lmao the way he said it had me dying
When I had no money, I hit the produce aisle and the meat section. Giant pot of soup or stew. If I wanted pizza really bad, I'd buy a box of chef boy-ar-dee for a couple dollars. REALLY poor people skip the meat and eat rice and beans. Potato chips of any kind and frozen pizza just weren't in the budget, unless Totino's was on sale, and that right there would explain why a guy would shit like water.
I can’t believe how many videos I’ve watched from your channel. Never was that interested in this kind of stuff but Derrick is a charismatic guy and the more I watch the more I learn.
Derrick lol
Tren is the best when single. It is the worst when in a relationship. You’ll want to do anything that moves but at the same time be paranoid your partner is doing everyone she meets.
greatest youtube name ever
Guess im on tren without knowing
That name is anabolic.
Wooooow natchya boy Ric flair
Im like that without tren
Me not understanding half the things derek is talking about:
also me: "facts bro"
This is insane. I wouldn´t be surprised if this dude will pay a price health wise sooner or later for this kind of abuse.
Drugs, partying, his mental state, bad diet and consumption of all these products without taking a break?
Most likely he is dead by now.
Later?? He's going to be the subject of one of those "bodybuilder dead at 26" videos. Guaranteed. Unless he doesn't make it that far.
He might be scarred for life. He has to deal with the fact that he had sex with a woman so fat he could only do anal.
@@davewilson4528 Yeah it'll be a miracle if he makes it past 30
of course he will. but he may have lived more in 10 years than us normies will in 60
Now this is the family friendly content we all hoped for
Day 78 of asking Derek to show us the entire sauna. #ShowTheSauna #ReleaseTheSaunaCut
💪
Deammit i want to see this shit
Day 1 of asking you to stop spamming the same joke
@@kubistonek nice try Derick, stop using ur alt accounts!!
#ReleaseTheSaunaCut
Anyone know how old Derek is? - The Algorithm Team
I think he's around 28.
28-29
Really? I would guess like low to mid 30s
Late 20s, early 30s at the most.
@@jessedavis5992 you’d be wrong.
"when my liver cools down" lmaooo
If his sweat smelled like ammonia, then that means he was literally burning muscle.
I can get that depending on my diet - normally when my carbs are dirt low and my workouts are too intense.
Can’t say I lost muscle as I was consistently growing but it’s beyond annoying. The smell is disgusting
Kidneys
Nope, it's keto. Ammonia breath and sweat is ketosis related.
What you're talking about is called rhabdo....but like someone else said, I think it's more likely to be keto
The way people describe Tren is literally how Adderall can make you feel if you are new to it. The suspicion, anger, superiority complex. All side effects of Adderall that I have experienced.
I got ADHD so I wonder how tren would make me feel lmao
Dont, a buddy of mine with adhd hanged himself on it. Do everything Else first, Even synthol
Sorry about your friend :(
@@DannyHamar synthol is definitely worse than tren lol some people have their limb amputated after a single badly-done synthol injection
that being said, I obviously agree that tren is a bad idea
what dose were you on?
That title. Supraphysiological levels of "WHAT THE HELL!?"
Hearing Derek laugh when he genuinely finds something funny makes me start to chuckle. He's got an oddly infectious laugh but in a good way.
How could an infectious laugh be a bad thing ?
@@Beau838 he wouldnt know, because he never said it is a bad thing 👍
@@user-hp3wg3up5bHe said “but in a good way” implying that it would usually be in a bad way
That almost killed me. I'm listening to this while doing my work out and you got to the single mom part while I was doing bench press. Giggling like a school girl made me almost drop the weights.
I literally didn't understand 90% of this, but you kept my attention and it was entertaining!
Tren = bad.
When I watch Derek, I don’t understand every little word he says but I understand enough to keep up. I literally binge MPMD videos not just to learn stuff, but because I find Derek’s voice very listenable.
Mate I sit watching these videos and my gf is like “wtf are you watching?...do you even understand what he’s saying” 😂
@@tedzer94 "Suprapshycologically....yes."
Hey devon larrat I found you
I know enough to know someone’s getting fucked up😂
Helping the guy, who's helping the other guy, who's helping the first guy, ask Derek to show the full Sauna!
TBH, this comment section is getting golden and it is starting to remind me of Rich Pianas comment section. This is a great thing because I truly miss those days and those comments.
Derek has one of the best comments sections on all of RUclips, and definitely the best in the fitness community imo
Let's hope he does an 8 hour arm workout too
The supraphysiological doses of ments in your comment was anabolic brother. God bless
This migh be blasphemous to say but I think Derek filled the gap that Rich Piana left in us. The dude is giving us no b.s. info and has his own brand to boot.
Have u been on a delray misfits comment section?
"I'll take it"
"Which one?"
" _All of them_ "
I’m a BioAnalytical Scientist and I’m in graduate school for Pharmacology and toxicology and I can thoroughly say I enjoy these videos a lot. It’s interesting to hear about the world of hormones and how different synthetic hormones work to upregulate, down regulate, bind to certain receptors, etc. this channel has kept me busy on my lunch breaks. Great stuff!
You're not a bioanalytical anything. No one in that field would capitalize the A.
@@JustMe-999a shoot me a message on LinkedIn🤣
@@JustMe-999a It’s never that serious. People make errors, it’s just a RUclips comments section.
@@brodem5597 he’s projecting from a line of negativity and ignorance
Hormones are the key to body composition, period. The cure to societal obesity will be hormone management….until we find another way to be obese.
15 seconds in and Ik this is going to be a good coffee story.
I thought this was about how he caught the public bus and met a fat girl who was on tren
@@Pastor_Sempa dude, same. Laughing crying face emoji
I love how Derek won’t answer simple questions like age or anything in the comments. To boost the algo cause he knows people will keep asking. Kinda like the sauna this dude has RUclips figured out puts so much into his craft
yep, the smart youtubers even leave mistakes in their video just so people will comment/complain about it without realizing they are helping with the algo hahaha
I’d bet he’s 27, no pure evidence. Just a strong gut feeling
You're overthinking this bro lol
@@austinbrown2498 you're 100% overthinking this lmao. I'm not a stranger to how social media algorithms work. He gets views because he makes good videos that people actually watch with good titles / thumbnails. That simple.
Being all mysterious about his age so people constantly ask in comments to boost the rankings? Lmao? Dude probably just doesn't feel like sharing or likes seeing people try to guess.
@@austinbrown2498 trying to game the algorithm definitely isn't new either. Most who make a large portion of their income from YT do this. One recent example is community posts as they get heavily prioritized in the algorithm. If he was actually playing that game he'd be making 1-2 community posts a day. You have no idea what you're talking about.
God I love this channel it feels like we’re all bros
I’m a girl but agree
@@angiez1342 sup bro
Cottonelle Rose sup bro
@@angiez1342 happy Friday sisterbruh
@@angiez1342 sup bro
The guys a legend. Can't wait to attend his funeral next year 😆
🤣🤣🤣
I would like to inform you that our beloved George passed away yesterday by a heart attack while he was engaged in an outdoor sexual activity with a trans prostitute, after he had consume a ton of coke acid & and some strawberry flavored mushrooms.
He was a nice young man who didn't miss a chance to bully us, put salt in our coffees and make us feel like we deserve nothing good in life.
We are going to bury him in a backyard of an abandoned building, his favorite place to lure the horny fat chicks he met in the dating apps.
Please drop a message if you indeed like to attend.
Imagine if we had politicians cancer doctors and therapists with Derek's level of ethics . Imagine how good a world that would be .
I have no idea what steroids and all these crazy compounds are but I always shake my head in agreement listening to Derek 😂
do u even lift bruh ?
@@yodafurby5892 u dont need no chemistry major to lift ☠️
It took me til like 10 minutes in to realize they had been talking about steroids this whole time. Idk how I ended up here exactly, but is he still referring to steroids when he refers to "some good ones and some bad ones", essentially suggesting that there are some steroids people should use? (Derek) . Have watched a few of dudes vids and he seems pretty cool, my b if I'm misappropriating what he's saying, I don't know any of the terminology related to any of this. I workout but I don't even take protein powder anymore, I just get natural protein from meat, dairy, seeds & nuts, etc. so all that shit is a number of levels away from anything I'd be interested in
@@fozzythasalesman6125 I'm pretty sure Derek used to take a shit ton of roids and then cleaned himself up
@@fozzythasalesman6125 to be completely fair, depending on your goals there is some good and bad ones, if your goals are to be healthy while building muscle and strength there's 0 good ones lol. But there's side affects be benefits and some feel the benefits outweigh the Side affects
Riding youtube train to meet fat algorithms
kinda random but i love how at 27:43 derek is so used to saying "contractile tissue" that he starts to pronounce "contractors" in the same way before he realizes its a different word
Doctor: "How many liver-toxic compounds would you like to take at once?"
Dude: "YES"
Dude is no longer just a gym rat, he is a lab rat.
💀
The way the guy writes is funny as hell. He should write a full book size memoir of his antics and adventures...similar to Hunter S. Thompson.
If Hunter S. Thompson banged gear and lifted weights in addition to his prodigious drug intake, just imagine lol
Derek looks really good for 47 years old
He is 27
He is 7
He is 0.7
@@JR-pf7kk Hahhahahah
He doesnt look a day over 46
theres just a smoking crater where this guy’s liver used to be
his liver is like Rocky after fighting Drago
*reads part about peeing blood*
“Would like to try again, just need to wait for my liver to cool down”
Derek: “that sounds good”
All he had to say🤣🤣 so weak
There's a line where the mood and personality are not the gear's fault.
100%
a fine line
I sort of agree, but a lot of people have kind of warped personalities deep down that they are decent enough to suppress and not act upon in society. Taking that much gear, similar to being drunk in a way, just lifts that suppression and makes an otherwise normal person seem more horrible than they would be otherwise.
It's obviously not just the gear's fault because he is taking it knowing it makes him act this way, but taking shit tons of chemicals will definitely make people act in ways they normally wouldn't .
lots of people are massive dicks, but hide it and don't "let it come out" so to speak. they know not to act on it.
some gear takes away that filter, and they don't think about it anymore - basically makes them act on any sort of mood or feel they have. so to them it seems that it is indeed the gear's fault for making them do things.
The reason for Derricks’ success is that he is really compassionate and understanding and at the same time knowledgeable and not afraid to speak his mind about that what the truth is.
I don’t know when tf I started watching Derek Deathstar delts but all I know is this is a daily routine now...
For real
Real talk right there bro
Same haha
This guy talks people into turning the forklift lights off, turns around and reports that they use a forklift without lights. Savage
Absolutely smashed the title. I think you have reached the pinnacle dude.
200mg anadrol preworkout is insane. I took 50 a few times and literally thought my arms might explode, I had such a crazy pump. Best feeling ever tho.
Roids fuck yeah just the basic stuff
I am so much a more an exclusively natty approach person, but all of this helps me see how focused and researched you can be about: your body's systems, how you want them to behave, and how it is work to control/enhance how your body works-albeit by natural or other means. No judgement. More Plates Less Hates
I’ve recently titrated up my exposure to MPMD videos and it’s resulted in supraphysiological amounts of suggested videos from the algorithm which I think has created a negative feedback loop which has resulted in exponentially increased watch time from myself
Um.....I've been watch wayyy to many MPMD videos. I actually understood what you just said.
supraphysiologically down bad
Never done steroids but I’d definitely would love Derek to guide my cycle 😂
Listen man, if you’re going to go so hard that you’re saying your liver is “running hot” and “needs to cool down” you are legally allowed to buy any steroids you want. You’ve won bruh
“Won”
@@asonofliberty3662
He won and the prize is random imminent multiple organ failure
This is pure gold. Aspie means someone with aspergers. As an aspie myself I can say his aspergers was on a roller coaster ride on Tren. You can have extreme highs and lows with mood swings. Super high self esteem one minute then completely crushed the next minute. Everyone is different and might have varying experiences but this was really funny. I'm 30 years old and when I was 19 I started bodybuilding. I took an hgh cycle, test, creatine, glutamine, thermogenic, aminos, plus multi vitamin. I did this for about 8 months. This was back when jersey shore was on TV and a wave of new bodybuilders hit the scene. I got kicked out of planet fitness pretty fast and started working out at home. I became an auto mechanic after this and stopped taking everything. Recently I've been thinking about getting back on the juice and with weird stuff like sarm's its a whole different ball game now. I don't even know where to begin.
Ostarine can help with joint health. RAD-140 builds muscle. Tren yields night sweats, paranoia, and turns a lot of men gay. All are good options. 😂
Test is best for a reason! Never will go out of style.
I would say eating AS clean as possible plus having a strict workout schedule that you will follow would be the best. Then sleep and rest VERY important. All that is more important than any drug and you should have this in place if you are going to use any for maximum effect with minimal damage.
Don’t do sarms, at least with roofs there’s some research
Declaring MPMD videos as my primary source of entertainment.
On top of all this, you know he’s using hard-core drugs. Imagine knowing this guy.
That title though.... I have so many questions
🤣🤣🤣
I mean the title itself makes me wanna watch this. Wish they'll make a movie out of this story
This man associated all of his worst behavior on tren. Truly a legend.
"The physical embodiment of trenbolone"
I lost my shit right there lol
13:44 low e2 and insulin resistance. I had no idea. That's why I watch all videos no matter what's the subject. There's always valuable information in all of them.
The chemistry of the human body is really phenomenal. God really is a genius to create all of it from scratch and make it all work together in our bodies. Anyone can see random gear being thrown together is catastrophic so our body being anything but a dumpster fire is a miracle.
Amen. This guy needs Jesus.
Yea god 😐
I knew a guy like this about 20 years ago. He had a habit of walking around naked flexing at people while extremely paranoid. Someone asked why he was doing that and he ended up murdering that person. That guy is still in prison afaik.
😨
Legend
Based
He said, "Had to let my liver cool down"... like it's a plasma rifle in halo or something 😂
😂🤣
so first he convinces people to not use the warning lights....and then he files a complained for them not using warning lights. What a fucking hero
That title has me clicking and commenting for the algo now, and asking questions later 😱😂😂
You comment on every video. I know because I watch every video 😂
Yeah wtf I always see you commenting 😂
@@dontyouworryaboutit_ lol I feel a bit of a compulsion to help get Derek to a milli
You're on Tren that's why
@@Zainab-bg7yu fr tho hes fucking hilarious and posts amazing content
I want this to be a weekly thing where Derek reads us a story and comments as he does.
The part where he tells the guys off for having lights on then instantly reports them for not having lights. Is the worst part about this 😂😂
The guy is going to get murdered if he keep that up. haha
Yeah, that was a PoS move.
I have a lot of love for people who live life that hard. This is one of the funniest stories I’ve heard in a while, and the delivery absolutely made it. Thanks for the laughs.
Tren fucked up my skin forever.. Did my first Tren cycle at 19 and have been getting chronic hives after even. I have to take an antihistamine everyday to control it.
Wtf... So some sort of catalyst to an autoimmune disorder 🤔
How much Tren where you running? Also where you running a Test Base?
Okay but at least you look jacked as fuck , keep it up my guy
The titles in these videos promise a good prose ahahha
Your Tren commentary is always the highlight of my day. You literally drop these when I'm most in need of a laugh. Love the knowledge. But you're entertaining as well.
This was my favorite video so far. Better even than the outing of the Toxic Liver King.
Lmao these tren stories are comedy gold, shit cracks me up
People like this would benefit way more from therapy than any drug
24:45 The fat girl story
Loved it.
Dude👊🏽
At this point we definitely need a subsection of Tren Stories called Tren Date/Hookup stories.
This guys spelling is killing me, “jusifications” “bearly” “regurlaly” “anixety” just in the first minute lol
jesus. my boy had a heart attack and died at 34. he was on all kinds of shit was huge and ripped. always said if i die atleast ill be good looking. lol miss that guy.