How 2 Years On Tren F***ed Me

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @conor5669
    @conor5669 3 года назад +5778

    Derek you have no idea how useful these story times are for helping my kids get to sleep. My 4yo is starting 500mg test e next week. I've got dbol on hand in case he wakes up during the night.

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 года назад +453

      DONT MIX WITH FLINSTONE VITAMINS

    • @cleitonlin2488
      @cleitonlin2488 3 года назад +146

      Just give him some Divine protein

    • @lesgrosgainz
      @lesgrosgainz 3 года назад +262

      Why 500mg tho? Since he's young you should probably give him 1g instead of loosing time with 500mg.

    • @chrissimon3790
      @chrissimon3790 3 года назад +126

      @@lesgrosgainz exactly, this father has a growing boy and he’s only giving 500mg. But it’s ok he’s working hard and doing his best😂

    • @lesgrosgainz
      @lesgrosgainz 3 года назад +11

      @@chrissimon3790 😂

  • @andrewrobinson2985
    @andrewrobinson2985 3 года назад +4792

    Guy: Is a horrible person
    Also Guy: "Tren did it"

    • @quinnrafferty4635
      @quinnrafferty4635 3 года назад +510

      from "my dog ate my homework" to "tren cheated on my gf"

    • @Mrraerae
      @Mrraerae 3 года назад +183

      @@quinnrafferty4635 i swear some dudes pinning tren just so have an excuse to be a total piece of shit for a while and not feel guilty afterwards hahahah if tren can make you not apologize after accidentally slicing someones arm open then I HIGHLY doubt you were totally a good dude before lmao

    • @dzeus2427
      @dzeus2427 3 года назад +81

      yeah i refuse to believe i would hurt someone while being on tren, you are just a dog human before even taking it

    • @quinnrafferty4635
      @quinnrafferty4635 3 года назад +219

      @@dzeus2427 honestly. I swear all the roid rage comes from awful people who are exactly the type to shoot up tren without researching what the hell they're even doing

    • @Boxingdiehard
      @Boxingdiehard 3 года назад +5

      @@quinnrafferty4635 🧐🤣🤣

  • @ovs4744
    @ovs4744 3 года назад +4105

    If 2 years on tren fucks your life over imagine 2 years on chicken, broccoli and rice

    • @Rickndanger84
      @Rickndanger84 3 года назад +129

      Sound like hell lol

    • @skywatcher9176
      @skywatcher9176 3 года назад +53

      Nightmare

    • @actuallypaulstanley
      @actuallypaulstanley 3 года назад +149

      I know. How has the natural bodybuilder Mike O'Hen managed on chicken, rice and broccoli for so long?

    • @skywatcher9176
      @skywatcher9176 3 года назад +65

      @@actuallypaulstanley his life must be rly hard, I feel sorry for a natty god like him😞

    • @handsomesquidward5160
      @handsomesquidward5160 3 года назад +8

      Cataclysmic event

  • @bilalturkan8004
    @bilalturkan8004 3 года назад +2505

    Everyone: muscle Everyone after watching MPMD: pure contractile tissue

    • @williambillybutcher4374
      @williambillybutcher4374 3 года назад +5

      FACTS!! xD

    • @arzaadkhan501
      @arzaadkhan501 3 года назад +116

      also
      Everyone: bulking
      Everyone after watching MPMD: cultivating mass

    • @jadalidakroub288
      @jadalidakroub288 3 года назад +67

      A supraphysiological amount of contractile tissue has cultivated in this one being.

    • @fai591
      @fai591 3 года назад +18

      Derrick should edit resumes for a living

    • @johnnycassell4338
      @johnnycassell4338 3 года назад +4

      I spelled it contractual when I first attempted to use it to seem smart

  • @pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877
    @pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877 3 года назад +2640

    This is why I stay natty like my favorite bodybuilder/influencer named mike o tren

    • @a_llama
      @a_llama 3 года назад +100

      eat clen tren hard

    • @aaksdad
      @aaksdad 3 года назад +26

      @@a_llama how original. you came up with that?

    • @Rickndanger84
      @Rickndanger84 3 года назад +57

      @@aaksdad that’s just his name now

    • @ab-mb8nq
      @ab-mb8nq 3 года назад +8

      Ha ha ha that was so funny it’s like I’ve never heard that joke before

    • @dzeus2427
      @dzeus2427 3 года назад +13

      actually its mike o clen

  • @rayen1722
    @rayen1722 3 года назад +1009

    Next Tren story: So basically yeah I killed and buried 9 people in my yard while I was cruising 700mg of Tren a day, but my gains were crazy, insane and definitely supraphisiological. Btw if you're wondering, yes this reddit post is my confession. I'll be waiting for the cops to arrive.

    • @pepsy40
      @pepsy40 3 года назад +12

      🤣🤣

    • @fepethepenguin8287
      @fepethepenguin8287 3 года назад +4

      Well as long as they were just hookers, you should be OK

    • @fepethepenguin8287
      @fepethepenguin8287 3 года назад +1

      @The mRNA jab Is the mark of the beast so what are you saying????

    • @aragog4576
      @aragog4576 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @quinnrafferty4635
    @quinnrafferty4635 3 года назад +1798

    Some of my favorite terms:
    "a goddamn house"
    "sauced out of your literal tree"
    "sauce fiend and a half"
    "shredded like Hillary's emails"

    • @Marta1Buck
      @Marta1Buck 3 года назад +222

      "diced to the socks"
      "a specimen and a half"
      "peeled out of his tree"

    • @Slok727
      @Slok727 3 года назад +75

      Like dude

    • @dunamisfelis2961
      @dunamisfelis2961 3 года назад +24

      myriad

    • @Babidibubidi
      @Babidibubidi 3 года назад +146

      Shredded like hillarys emails😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @huntley2336
      @huntley2336 3 года назад +62

      " Traps eating his head" lol

  • @Kevinblue888
    @Kevinblue888 3 года назад +798

    Nowadays; instead of humans, derek is analyzing natty status of tren articles.

  • @bitcoindaddy748
    @bitcoindaddy748 3 года назад +346

    Dude is 5.9, bulks up to 72kg (158) and thinks he has hit his "genetic potential" 😭

    • @watersnortmoment3734
      @watersnortmoment3734 Год назад +15

      Yeah lmfao, he’s taller and lighter than me and I’m nowhere close to even filling out my frame.

    • @OverRule1
      @OverRule1 Год назад +21

      He's looking for any excuse to jump on it when he knew he could of just ate more food lol

    • @dustinpersinge6493
      @dustinpersinge6493 11 месяцев назад +2

      I'm 5 9 and back in the gym since April 23. I'm up too 200lb

    • @BestuffM
      @BestuffM 8 месяцев назад

      10:28 is funny as 😂😂

    • @rithmik2101
      @rithmik2101 7 месяцев назад

      Plot twist- he’s 4’5

  • @rodimus580
    @rodimus580 3 года назад +537

    Gotta get shredded like them “Confidential Tax Documents”.

  • @Zainab-bg7yu
    @Zainab-bg7yu 3 года назад +925

    Time to listen to our favorite meathead chemist read us a 20 minute Trenbologna Tale on this fine morning 🙌🏼

  • @ifgwelf
    @ifgwelf 3 года назад +203

    These Tren stories should be compiled and made into a Netflix series honestly.

    • @Dracula_sb
      @Dracula_sb 3 года назад +14

      Compile them and produce it like the show 1000 ways to die but replace the deaths with dudes on tren lol

  • @jonsmith7659
    @jonsmith7659 3 года назад +331

    Dennis Rodman had the best excuse ever when getting caught cheating. He said the other woman fell through the ceiling while he was naked in bed.

    • @richpiana8020
      @richpiana8020 3 года назад +13

      Yeah should have used this joke in middle school. Very funny.

    • @nasirbone979
      @nasirbone979 3 года назад +66

      What if that really happened and nobody believed you lmao

    • @kinnymane8593
      @kinnymane8593 3 года назад +80

      @@nasirbone979 I feel like the giant hole in the ceiling above you would provide at least a shred of a proof😂

    • @nasirbone979
      @nasirbone979 3 года назад +9

      @@kinnymane8593 fair lmao

    • @RagingRugbyst
      @RagingRugbyst 3 года назад +18

      To be fair, Rodman was known for some crazy ass partying, so while extremely unlikely, I would't be surprised to find out it actually happened.

  • @truth28
    @truth28 3 года назад +514

    I’m 100% sure these dudes were already psychopaths before taking tren because it really isn’t that hard to deal with.

    • @drew.-
      @drew.- 3 года назад +115

      Yeah. Tren amplifies your mental/Emotional issues so I'm sure these dudes were already mildly crazy and tren just turned it up to 11

    • @lukekni4562
      @lukekni4562 3 года назад +19

      Not psychopaths just angry dudes

    • @mineshaftrisotto
      @mineshaftrisotto 3 года назад +111

      @@lukekni4562 well the guy said he ignored his girlfriend self harming because his clothes were on the floor. then he proceeded to grab her by the throat. That sounds pretty sociopathic

    • @mattgrover3096
      @mattgrover3096 3 года назад +8

      I suppose I could be a psychopath...I mean people have called me that but I think I'm just short tempered, irritable, violent and angry sometimes. Always have been. Even just test cycling turns that up to 11. Fuck me I'm scared of tren.

    • @mineshaftrisotto
      @mineshaftrisotto 3 года назад +1

      @@mattgrover3096 do you care about other people? Or want other people to be successful?

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 3 года назад +172

    Imagine Derek's kid asks for a bedtime story and Derek starts with Tren Horror Stories

  • @alexanderjaskowsky8276
    @alexanderjaskowsky8276 3 года назад +221

    They should give "Derek reads Tren Horror Stories" a TV run

    • @daveyadict_
      @daveyadict_ 3 года назад +9

      With re-enactments and all

    • @nighttempest7163
      @nighttempest7163 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣 I'd tune in every day

    • @GGWP-nx3kn
      @GGWP-nx3kn 3 года назад +2

      RUclips is becoming TV anyway. They're bringing forced advertising on all videos, even for demonetized videos.

    • @robotsaysbeebooboop
      @robotsaysbeebooboop 3 года назад +1

      Bet you it would get more views than the daily show on comedy central

  • @austinbrown2498
    @austinbrown2498 3 года назад +342

    Derek - “This is what makes me skeptical about these stories” but the fact that his dealer got murdered didn’t make you skeptical lmao these stories are great fan fiction tho lol

    • @stronk9760
      @stronk9760 3 года назад +44

      Whole lotta stories on Reddit are bs lol

    • @jurgeni7545
      @jurgeni7545 3 года назад +51

      @@stronk9760 reddit is a meme 90 % are bs with random usernames who would tell the truth when you can create a fan fic to get some upvotes and validation ...

    • @westscott1885
      @westscott1885 3 года назад +5

      Some people have extraordinary lives , and for us it may seem like fiction

    • @jurgeni7545
      @jurgeni7545 3 года назад +3

      @@westscott1885 ofc but also how can you verify he is telling the truth ? he can lie for some upvotes and some fun

    • @jessehardin8500
      @jessehardin8500 2 года назад +4

      Who hasn't had a dealer get murdered???

  • @MultiAssassin31
    @MultiAssassin31 3 года назад +173

    Derek neglecting more dates like we all neglect legs smh

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 года назад +22

      Not gonna lie his old dating advice/ cold approaches videos are unwatchable for me, I can’t watch guys trying to pick up girls 😂

    • @MultiAssassin31
      @MultiAssassin31 3 года назад +20

      @@AD-ui6sk I did my first approach and got a number Friday
      It went horribly but in a good way lol

    • @rustyshackleford9619
      @rustyshackleford9619 3 года назад +3

      Everyday is leg day 🦵

    • @richardnixon9324
      @richardnixon9324 3 года назад

      Legs and glutes are my best asset lol

    • @texasbeaver8188
      @texasbeaver8188 3 года назад +2

      How did it go horribly but in a good way, Aqua? Please tell... :(

  • @HaIsKuL
    @HaIsKuL 3 года назад +643

    "You get caught cheating and you're just like "It's your f*cking fault and my life is hard"
    Did he take Tren or estrogen?
    Amirite fellas?
    I'll show myself out.

    • @DDRHeretiC
      @DDRHeretiC 3 года назад +81

      I was gonna say, that's a very female like excuse. He could have just said "I am a male, and spreading our seed is what we do".

    • @dialsforstupid
      @dialsforstupid 3 года назад +43

      @@DDRHeretiC 19-nors are progestigenic. Men have some estrogen but next to ZERO progesterone. Its a bigger mental feminization than estrogen

    • @DDRHeretiC
      @DDRHeretiC 3 года назад +6

      @@dialsforstupid Yikes

    • @hckykrt91
      @hckykrt91 3 года назад +1

      Ba du Cha!

    • @Alexander-tu3iv
      @Alexander-tu3iv 3 года назад

      @@DDRHeretiC The success rate on that would have been way lower to be fair

  • @Pactastic042
    @Pactastic042 2 года назад +45

    Sadly if someone tells me they are gonna self harm after only a few weeks of dating , I'm ditching them cause they are trying to bring there problems into my world. Think about yourselves brahs let people like that go so they can get help or whatever , just don't concern yourself with people who are like that when you just met them it means they are not even in the right mind to make new relationships / friends

    • @georgeyboy8186
      @georgeyboy8186 2 года назад +6

      100%. If they don’t love themselves they aren’t capable of loving someone else

    • @unaverse.x
      @unaverse.x 2 года назад +15

      @@georgeyboy8186 I get what you’re meaning but that thesis is actually a myth. It’s very much possible to love others even if you don’t love yourself- it’s way harder to like yourself than to like others ^-^

    • @georgeyboy8186
      @georgeyboy8186 2 года назад +2

      @@unaverse.x while it may be possible it’s not good or healthy, and the problem isn’t giving love, it’s accepting it

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr Год назад +8

      not necessarily. maybe they're just a person with problems that they can't help bringing with them. obviously you don't have to deal with their problems that early on, but it might not be their fault

  • @brady1810
    @brady1810 3 года назад +133

    Steroids are interesting; I will never touch them. Derrick has taught me very much about general health by talking about steroids. I appreciate, as I am going from obese to proper weight (~50% progress). Love Derrick (and Leo and vigorous Steve).

    • @NateB
      @NateB Год назад

      Go for it!

    • @NateB
      @NateB Год назад

      What’s your progress now?

    • @sterlingcampbell2116
      @sterlingcampbell2116 Год назад

      It's actually pretty easy to run a cycle perfectly safely with no sides. He's reading the extreme cases of a few idiots.

  • @ceavalencia4767
    @ceavalencia4767 3 года назад +52

    I tried tren with my dad and neither of us knew wtf we were doing..no pct knowledge. Nada. 3 shots every week of God knows how much. Dealer got indicted in huge northern California drug bust.. I was charged with murder and went through all the side effects in jail..emotions everywhere.. hunger..gyno..weight gain.

    • @BerzerkSquid
      @BerzerkSquid 2 года назад +12

      what a twist

    • @myrtlewyckoff3060
      @myrtlewyckoff3060 2 года назад +2

      Bro what ?! Please tell the full story

    • @ceavalencia4767
      @ceavalencia4767 2 года назад +12

      @@myrtlewyckoff3060 idk. I was going hard in the gym with no diet while being overweight with pops. Gains slowed. He offered a shot. I went with it. 4 months later. Dealer stop answering. I was jacked. Buddy asked for a ride to court. I take bud to court and wait outside the court room. Accidently record lawyer/defendant conversation in the hallway.he wants to testify against this buddy on IG live. 3 days later I go to gentleman club. "Defendant at this club by random chance. Passenger riding with me accused him of "talking" aka snitching. One punch later "defendant" is dead from one punch knockout. 4 months later I'm arrested and all the side effects hit in jail. In a nutshell.

    • @myrtlewyckoff3060
      @myrtlewyckoff3060 2 года назад +12

      @@ceavalencia4767 bro please make a Reddit story post in r/morepplatesmoredates
      Also how were the gains

    • @ceavalencia4767
      @ceavalencia4767 2 года назад +12

      @@myrtlewyckoff3060 Gains were amazing maybe a bit too much I'm only 5 foot 7

  • @jaredmatthews9403
    @jaredmatthews9403 3 года назад +53

    Why do we keep watching these? Because everyone likes being told a story every now and again.

  • @gunsrlove
    @gunsrlove 3 года назад +69

    "Tren story time YAY"
    Derek starts doubting it - "Yeah, bullshit, whatever"

  • @brandonmelendez3190
    @brandonmelendez3190 3 года назад +104

    it’s funny as a natty watching gear heads self induce problems

    • @lukegraham5105
      @lukegraham5105 3 года назад +9

      100% man! People are weak and have no patience or self belief......so they jab! It's that simple!

    • @lesgrosgainz
      @lesgrosgainz 3 года назад +32

      @@lukegraham5105 Not even taking gear but what you say doesn't apply to everyone.

    • @brandonmelendez3190
      @brandonmelendez3190 3 года назад

      @The Situation best 14 year old physique i’ve seen 😹

    • @richardnixon9324
      @richardnixon9324 3 года назад +1

      @The Situation I think it takes guts to be natty. That or they’re just afraid.

    • @richardnixon9324
      @richardnixon9324 3 года назад +3

      @The Situation well there is potential baldness.... gyno... occasional terrible acne.... ligament and tendon injury if you go too fast.... organ damage..... facial changes and lines/wrinkles
      Don’t get me wrong i think they’re ok and I’d do them in a heartbeat if I know I wouldn’t go bald. Lol. Still looking for a PED that won’t cause any hairloss. I’ve heard deca or dbol won’t. Seriously, Know of any? Lol

  • @Matt-je1ck
    @Matt-je1ck 3 года назад +59

    Leveraging Tren, Dbol, Deca and Primo - Liver "Please god no"

    • @ZainAhmed-ns2di
      @ZainAhmed-ns2di 2 года назад

      Yeah, I just do Tren superdrol, razordrol, test base, arimidez, clen and SERMs. And my liver is totally fine!

  • @elitewraith9154
    @elitewraith9154 3 года назад +41

    He doesn't realize, but the doctor was probably making a joke.
    People: "Oh I see you have a small blood blister, yeah we can amputate that for you ;)."
    Tren: "we need to amputate your toe bc you have a blood blister."

  • @johne2078
    @johne2078 3 года назад +8

    Med school student, only offering this out there because I appreciate you trying to educate the masses. Current guidelines advise against dorsogluteal injections due to the proximity of sciatic nerve, superior gluteal nerve and superior gluteal artery to the injection site. We are taught only to perform ventrogluteal, deltoid or vastus lateralis IM injections. Assuming some/most people self-injecting aren't familiar with the precise anatomy or techniques to ensure you haven't hit the artery, it's probably best to have them avoid this area. For example, one peer reviewed article indicates ventrogluteal injection sites are ~14-16 mm from the superior gluteal artery and ~12-14mm from the superior gluteal nerve depending on the patient. When using the dorsogluteal site, on average, you are 7-9mm from the superior gluteal artery and 6-9mm from the superior gluteal nerve (when performed precisely). Think about how fucking small 6 mm is, and think about people with minimal anatomical knowledge rotating sites. Seems like a problem waiting to happen for people as dumb as fucking isiah miranda/many others.

  • @christianwilhelm9402
    @christianwilhelm9402 3 года назад +45

    Derek you have no idea how excited I get when I see a new tren horror story video. These have become the go to for me and my girlfriend to lay around and watch . Needless to say she's trying to convince me to try tren now to see how I react 🤣

    • @5oh4moviecritic96
      @5oh4moviecritic96 3 года назад +18

      leave her 😭😭

    • @TheAsheybabe89
      @TheAsheybabe89 3 года назад +1

      Bet money that someone sitting somewhere could correct your comment to “our girlfriend “. You must be a class A he-bish for her to want you to try tren after seeing these videos and being aware of the potential mental changes.

    • @rustysmackleford2333
      @rustysmackleford2333 Год назад +3

      Did you end up running tren? If so what happened with the GF?

    • @dean9261
      @dean9261 Год назад

      Did you end up getting gains

  • @HeavyJ318
    @HeavyJ318 3 года назад +8

    Derek, a video suggestion > Does the increase in collagen synthesis when taking Deca result in better quality skin? Does Deca age the face like the others?

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 3 года назад +16

    This dude did a gram of test and gained 6 kg, then did tren and gained 4, then went to the grocery store and gained 20. You gotta eat boys.

  • @frankdotterer2446
    @frankdotterer2446 3 года назад +12

    You should really post these every Sunday for us to listen to before we go to sleep for the work week!

  • @Ch31ck
    @Ch31ck 3 года назад +36

    Who else thinks the majority of these stories are made up?

    • @dex4216
      @dex4216 3 года назад +14

      Probably real but sprinkled with fabrications to make it more entertaining/readable

    • @brandonsteele2826
      @brandonsteele2826 Месяц назад

      That's why I deleted Reddit. There were too many fake stories.

  • @AR-bj5et
    @AR-bj5et 3 года назад +22

    Hey, Derek, could you do another full product breakdown of the most recent Gorilla Mind? I noticed the formula's different from the vid you did last year and we'd be curious to know why. I'm personally wondering a lot why you removed the Lion's Mane since it seemed like such a promising ingredient from your last vid.

    • @anthonyc2076
      @anthonyc2076 3 года назад +2

      Damn what are the odds I just looked at his vid and was thinking the same thing.

    • @DeusEx328
      @DeusEx328 3 года назад

      @@anthonyc2076 same

  • @Hwishebak
    @Hwishebak 3 года назад +14

    If Tren does this to you, why is Mike O’ Hearn such a nice guy? Check made haters, he just eats duck eggs.

  • @drew.-
    @drew.- 3 года назад +88

    Stories like these are basically scaring me straight into staying natural lol

    • @Cartman5101
      @Cartman5101 3 года назад +5

      same hwre

    • @julessaviour5931
      @julessaviour5931 3 года назад +7

      These stories are bullshit or very exaggerated

    • @BobbyBundlez
      @BobbyBundlez Год назад

      I know. Absolutely trashy sounding😊

    • @Algae555
      @Algae555 Год назад

      You’re unlikely to be like this unless you’re already a dick

    • @saljewsteinbergowitz
      @saljewsteinbergowitz Год назад +1

      @@Cartman5101 lol they aren't even real tho. Don't worry. If you're going to hop onto anything.. Just do it with a dr, via trt. It's the only safe way to do anything like this

  • @MEDIUMHOMIE
    @MEDIUMHOMIE Год назад +12

    The muscle you're aiming for when hitting "quads" is called the vastus lateralis, and it can take up to 3ml (the most of any muscle). If you actually hit the vastus lateralis there should be no issues.

    • @Ittakest1me
      @Ittakest1me Год назад

      To a degree I agree. Ive had bad reactions in the major 3 IM spots. Not just from PEDs but from injectable zofran, cortico-steroids and NSAIDs.

    • @7amood40
      @7amood40 Год назад

      Also injecting your ass can be pretty dangerous. If you are too superomedial, you will hit the superior gluteal nerve and you will weaken the gluteus medius (and also gluteus medius) from contracting leading to Trendelenburg sign

    • @Buglife.352
      @Buglife.352 Месяц назад

      The glute can take 4ml

  • @gewoonpaul9174
    @gewoonpaul9174 3 года назад +53

    Tren for the algorithm

  • @lukegraham5105
    @lukegraham5105 3 года назад +3

    "Shredded like a confidential tax document" ..........FUCK!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 LEGEND!

  • @dankmemes385
    @dankmemes385 3 года назад +8

    Dammit Derek I’m supposed to be learning my beginner lifting stuff but I can’t stop watching you’re story videos 😂

  • @komradekunt.1550
    @komradekunt.1550 3 года назад +20

    The best part of waking up is Tren in your cup.

  • @duandaleqingle00
    @duandaleqingle00 2 года назад +5

    Just found your channel but I appreciate you a lot. For a long time I hated my body and was mad I couldn’t obtain the physique that celebrities could even though I was on their diets and workout plans. Gaining knowledge of these peoples gear use has made me less insecure bc I know it’s attainable for me now. Thanks again for the education you give us so we all can gain the physique we want safely.

  • @moontoon28
    @moontoon28 3 года назад +7

    Day one of asking Derrick to do a video on the gear Chris Redfield took for his transformation from resident evil 1 to resident evil 5

    • @jaykutts9664
      @jaykutts9664 3 года назад +5

      Nah bro Chris is full natty. If you eat chicken, broccoli and rice for every meal, punching boulders whilst in an active volcano is easy.

  • @xArsVivendi
    @xArsVivendi 3 года назад +4

    Derek 21:36 :
    More Dishes More Bishes: You're learning fast, young padawan

  • @claytonbeilfuss9219
    @claytonbeilfuss9219 3 года назад +7

    Guys I’m really starting to think people shouldn’t do tren

  • @doost7846
    @doost7846 3 года назад +54

    Hey Derek can you comment on the change in gorilla smooth formula. Specifically in regards to the subtraction of Lions mane and dmae and the addition of Ginko? Thanks

    • @ab-mb8nq
      @ab-mb8nq 3 года назад +3

      Hey Dustin, can you watch the entire video before asking for shit? Thanks

    • @doost7846
      @doost7846 3 года назад +25

      @@ab-mb8nq no, I could not. When I happened unpon the good fortune of entering a MPMD comments section 1 minute after it spawned, I knew this was my time to speak on behalf of the people. A moments hesitation and my comment would have been lost in the sea brother. Go in peace

    • @alexlippert6710
      @alexlippert6710 3 года назад +11

      @@ab-mb8nq someone forgot to do their 2 hOuRs of mOdERate INteSnE caRDio toDaY 🥴

    • @ab-mb8nq
      @ab-mb8nq 3 года назад

      @@alexlippert6710 2 hours is the most you could do in a week kid

    • @godlikemachine645
      @godlikemachine645 3 года назад +7

      @@ab-mb8nq "kid" lmao, you're one to talk. How old are you? 15? 45?

  • @mikewalkow1860
    @mikewalkow1860 3 года назад +15

    We have a dummy in our gym which has been blasting tren for a year and test as 750mg/wk for 10 years or so. Recently spent a week in thr ICU in an induced coma. He has an enlarged pituitary gland, dizziness, impaired vision, fainting spells and bad cardiac issues. The endocrinologist he saw told if he keeps.doing what he is doing he had maybe 2 yrs left. If he dials it back, drops the tren and does low dose trt he has 10 years, due I assume to the permanent damage he has done to his heart and endocrine system. His biggest worry is losing muscle and asked if insulin would be okay to use. That's tells you where his head is at also his ignorance. He is in his 40's with 2 kids. Should be smarter than this. He never even donates blood, gets bloodwork done or even use alcohol to clean his skin before injections. Just stupid!. This stuff isn't harmless!

    • @myrtlewyckoff3060
      @myrtlewyckoff3060 2 года назад +1

      Wtf has he leaned anything?

    • @blocksource4192
      @blocksource4192 Год назад +1

      @@myrtlewyckoff3060 i dont think he does lean

    • @hasselett
      @hasselett Год назад

      Is this guy your friend? How the hell do you know so much private stuff about this "gym dummy"?

    • @FyerBear
      @FyerBear 4 месяца назад

      ​@@blocksource4192 lmfao

  • @cimi93x
    @cimi93x 3 года назад +59

    tren is for the weak, just roll a blunt... more grass more mass

    • @kingRunjugi
      @kingRunjugi 3 года назад +7

      untill your apetite dissapears

    • @aymanarznifa259
      @aymanarznifa259 3 года назад +4

      Cannabis increases estrogen levels

    • @chickenman1476
      @chickenman1476 3 года назад +2

      @@kingRunjugi this is my issue rn :/

    • @Rickndanger84
      @Rickndanger84 3 года назад +2

      @@aymanarznifa259 actually it’s the opposite, it does make producing testosterone more difficult for the body

    • @cimi93x
      @cimi93x 3 года назад +9

      @@aymanarznifa259 more doobies more boobies

  • @YT_User-
    @YT_User- 3 года назад +7

    Clicked notification thinking this was Derek's story about himself 😂

  • @MexicanAndaJew
    @MexicanAndaJew Год назад +3

    For additional context on IM injection sites. In nursing school we are now taught NOT to use the Gluteus Maximus (butt cheek) sites anymore. This is due to the sciatica risk. I also have a friend that's currently dealing with it, and trust me, you don't want that sciatica limp.

  • @wtfirbk
    @wtfirbk 3 года назад +25

    One day in elementary I sat in the back the school bus so I can bounce out of my seat and try to hit the roof of the bus and I also took a massive dump at the same time, never took the bus ever again just walked to school and home every year.

  • @Kordon87
    @Kordon87 3 года назад +5

    Derek should really check out /fit/. That would be a great video.

  • @doloman77
    @doloman77 3 года назад +4

    The "hey whats up guys" , keeps me coming here everyday.

  • @BlueSuedeAsics
    @BlueSuedeAsics 3 года назад +3

    do a video on actually good beginner cycle, or intro to steroid biochemistry. how to learn more about what one should do

  • @azndynomite1277
    @azndynomite1277 3 года назад +23

    Tren horror stories always brighten my day!

  • @LKZ405
    @LKZ405 2 года назад +4

    Props to the guy for making his story family friendly xD

  • @IxMaKaVeLi187xI
    @IxMaKaVeLi187xI 3 года назад +7

    Trennything is possible, even this algo boost

  • @cocopopsbrahhh
    @cocopopsbrahhh 3 года назад +4

    best parts of living in australia are no lockdowns & derek uploading bedtime stories at 11pm

    • @thereal8ball975
      @thereal8ball975 3 года назад +2

      Hasn't Victoria just gone into another lock down?

  • @dannydemonic4799
    @dannydemonic4799 Год назад +2

    My first cycle at 21 years old was 200mg of test and deca. Incredible gains after 3 years of lifting but was a mild cycle by 2003 standards. Now 20 years later at 40 years old and in the best shape of my life after a huge comeback to gym last year. Rare heart disease almost killed me and left me with defibrillator pacemaker and congestive heart failure but all in remission and genetic, not related to gear. Now I’m on 160mg of trt as of recently and feeling that familiar Superman feeling in and out of gym even on trt dose. I’ll run cycles but not crazy ones. Anavar when I cut and things my clinic can prescribe

  • @RenegadeRanga
    @RenegadeRanga 3 года назад +3

    Tren bedtime story series continues, good times.

  • @olegkalashnikov4925
    @olegkalashnikov4925 3 года назад +2

    Fitness is a funny thing - to look great you need results. To stay healthy you just need to enjoy the process

  • @ymscottie
    @ymscottie 3 года назад +3

    Get caught cheating on her then blame her. Ahhh the classic tactical gaslighting I see.

    • @SilvrSeven
      @SilvrSeven 3 года назад +2

      That part makes the post seem a bit more genuine tbh :D

    • @Trollzrfunni
      @Trollzrfunni 2 года назад

      She told me when she cheated?
      I was mad at you for making me do that
      Un freakin believable
      That story gave me flashbacks

  • @SuperLucasGuns
    @SuperLucasGuns 2 года назад +1

    “Manager asked what happened and I told him to fuck off” 😂😂😂

  • @Harry-mb4zm
    @Harry-mb4zm 3 года назад +10

    72 kg genetic limit had me dying laughing

    • @Antonio_Serdar
      @Antonio_Serdar Год назад

      He is short though

    • @kayinm9307
      @kayinm9307 Год назад

      @@Antonio_Serdar 5’9 roughly 140 is skinny what?

    • @hasselett
      @hasselett Год назад +1

      ​@Antonio Serdar He's 5'9", that isn't short. He's average height.

  • @TinkerDota
    @TinkerDota 3 года назад +1

    Saw the notification for this 5 minutes after it got uploaded but waited all day just so I could watch this video before going to bed

  • @cjfleming74
    @cjfleming74 3 года назад +3

    Love the bed time Tren stories!

  • @Hughmungus0909
    @Hughmungus0909 3 года назад +5

    I hate to see this guys internals 10 years after these cycles.
    Yikes

  • @rryan2855
    @rryan2855 3 года назад +5

    I feel like Derek could smoke 10 bowls and a gram of wax and still be sober

  • @jovanhippargi7184
    @jovanhippargi7184 3 года назад +1

    Please bring back meathead chemist Derek. We love seeing that stuff

  • @digitalmaijiin6236
    @digitalmaijiin6236 3 года назад +5

    "I completely ruined my life"
    Thumbnail: 😂

  • @omarpatriotsfan606
    @omarpatriotsfan606 3 года назад +1

    I love the tren stories.
    Edit: Derek should start an all Tren subjects channel...pros, cons, usage, indications, horror stories, etc.

  • @VTFFTW
    @VTFFTW 3 года назад +12

    I decided a long time ago, based on those videos that Tren wasn't for me lol

  • @djdeej8265
    @djdeej8265 3 года назад +1

    Keep making these. They're content. Its always nice to know that these stories are real. Idk 100% about this one but in general.

  • @tylerwyat9592
    @tylerwyat9592 3 года назад +6

    To be fair, almost everything has been shown to induce beta amyloid deposition in rodent models (only slightly hyperbolic). AD rodent models are notoriously bad indicators of human impact, unfortunately.

    • @HoboHunterRik
      @HoboHunterRik 3 года назад +1

      If we tested on real people we'd have Super Mutants by now

  • @zanehollran2100
    @zanehollran2100 2 года назад +1

    In all honesty I could believe this is true, Australia is 20 years behind the US in the gear department, our doctors are uninformed and dealers are few and far between unless you live in Melbourne or Sydney

  • @lazyk1751
    @lazyk1751 3 года назад +11

    Lol when I was 18 I was blasting almost a gram of test e and 500 mg tren for almost 6 months while eating like absolute dog shit. I would be at my desk at work and my nose would just start dropping blood like a faucet because my BP was so high. It was around this time I figured out I should probably stop using gear. Haven’t touched it for almost 8 years

  • @nunyab8394
    @nunyab8394 3 года назад +1

    I've heard a lot of people saying don't inject in quads but I've never had an issue with it. Why is this? I shoot my TRT every second day so I rotate between both shoulders, both biceps, both traps, both quads. I've never had an issue except for very early on when I nicked a nerve in my shoulder and had to reposition the needle. The quads are sometimes slightly painful but it's really nothing. Why are some people so against injecting into the quads?

    • @Isaiah_McIntosh
      @Isaiah_McIntosh 3 года назад

      In the event that something goes wrong quads can be supremely problematic and for most people they tend to have things go wrong with quads. It might be that nothing goes wrong for you but for most people it's just a smart precaution.

  • @vanderdik7185
    @vanderdik7185 3 года назад +4

    0:09 - that's the like most favorite girls exuse for cheating

  • @mzurbuch
    @mzurbuch 3 года назад +2

    Bro these are my favorite bedtime stories 🤘 Thanks Daddy Delt Derek ❤️

  • @miatafied
    @miatafied Год назад +4

    After hearing so many stories about these awful quad injections makes me feel better. While doing NPP and pinning EOD I tried quad 1 time so I could add 2 new nuscles tto my rotation and my leg and knee swelled up so bad I could barely walk for a week and same thing at work fucking sucked. 1st and last time i ever pin quads

    • @morgancrane2439
      @morgancrane2439 Год назад +1

      Haha bro i did the same thing years ago. First time in the quad ended up at the doctors lol

    • @miatafied
      @miatafied Год назад

      @@morgancrane2439 dude it’s so awful. Now I just rotate glutes and delts

    • @morgancrane2439
      @morgancrane2439 Год назад

      @@miatafied haha yea man safest way bro ! 💪🏼💪🏼

  • @georgejestra7747
    @georgejestra7747 2 года назад +2

    Damn I had no clue pinning quads was so dangerous. I struggle to aspirate in my glutes and delts freak me out lol so I only pin quads. I’m a former IV addict who’s ironically scared of big pins and have a ton of experience with IM specifically in my quads. Haven’t had a freak occurrence yet and am hoping not to so thank you for the heads up!

  • @Monkeyslayer316
    @Monkeyslayer316 3 года назад +4

    Show us the sauna, Derek.

  • @martus4545
    @martus4545 3 года назад +1

    Yes! I was beginning to shake from not watching a new video for nearly 24 hours

  • @powerboon2k
    @powerboon2k 2 года назад +3

    Have you ever noticed how everything happens to these people. Like they literally experience every aspect of a cool story. It is obvious they are lying.

  • @tombarber654
    @tombarber654 7 месяцев назад +1

    I think this dude is what is technically referred to as a "massive bell end" - Tren + massive bell end = Still a massive bell end.

  • @allesandrodecastro6572
    @allesandrodecastro6572 3 года назад +23

    Attempt 10 of trying to get MDMP to: pls do a natty or not on kamaru usman

    • @paulcharpentier5613
      @paulcharpentier5613 3 года назад +1

      Usman is natural, he has chicken legs and weighs 170.

    • @AD-ui6sk
      @AD-ui6sk 3 года назад

      @@paulcharpentier5613 still blew up faster then a balloon

    • @atlas874
      @atlas874 3 года назад +8

      @@paulcharpentier5613 he’s 100% not natural. You don’t randomly lose your hairline and get a fuck ton of backne at the same time your inserts get visibly deeper naturally. Might not be on anything insane but he’s definitely on something

    • @DmacJitsu
      @DmacJitsu 3 года назад +2

      @@paulcharpentier5613 hge prob weighs over 2 and fights at 170

    • @Boxingdiehard
      @Boxingdiehard 3 года назад

      @@paulcharpentier5613 lmao he is the embodiment of steroids

  • @Brodyjaxon
    @Brodyjaxon 3 года назад +1

    Can you please post these closer to my bedtime dad?

  • @servanttofriend8481
    @servanttofriend8481 3 года назад +4

    Per Derek's recommendation, I just smashed my first carton of liquid egg whites... Kinda tastes like nothing. 100g of bio-available protein the easy way. Get some.

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 3 года назад

      Did you enjoy the river of shit?

    • @servanttofriend8481
      @servanttofriend8481 3 года назад

      @@vlogcity1111 No, I did not enjoy it. It was awful for 3 days. And the protein farts gassed me out of my own home.

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 3 года назад +1

      @@servanttofriend8481 so it wasn’t just me then.... lol

    • @servanttofriend8481
      @servanttofriend8481 3 года назад

      @@vlogcity1111 Does this mean a lot of it isn't getting processed?

    • @vlogcity1111
      @vlogcity1111 3 года назад +1

      @@servanttofriend8481 yea most of it probably went straight through.
      If you eat egg white with food already in your stomach I think it gives something to bind to slowing down digestion instead of turning into a shit river.
      Even if I give my dog raw eggs shit everywhere

  • @williamcutting5224
    @williamcutting5224 3 года назад +2

    May I request more videos on Strongman? I watch them all, but I'm training for strongman. I would greatly appreciate it

  • @estewar03
    @estewar03 3 года назад +3

    Was this overkill for a "first" cycle:
    weeks 1-14: Test enanthate 500mg @ 250mg 2x per week
    weeks 1-3: D-Bol starting @ 25mg daily upping to 50mg daily
    weeks 3-12: Tren A @ 50mg per day.
    Looking back & knowing now what I now know, I probably would've seen just as good results with half what I took. I got it from a friend who was my State's Champion body builder 3 years running. Thanks D.W.
    Surprisingly the only noticeable sides were acne (mostly shoulder & back) & oily skin.

  • @NT-bw3cc
    @NT-bw3cc 3 года назад +1

    Derek with the spot on psych analysis at a 3:44 seconds in - dude is a psychopath with zero remorse

  • @Skipper-rn2ji
    @Skipper-rn2ji 3 года назад +7

    I'm earlier than More Dishes More Bishes

  • @heethen112
    @heethen112 3 года назад +1

    I screwed up my delta for a little and my quads have never let me down.. calves would be my last spot! The problem is a lot of guys cant handle gear, it’s the more is better usually crowd.. sides mostly don’t happen to people less than a gram total a week..

  • @Wutang3737
    @Wutang3737 3 года назад +4

    Bro when's the turkesterone coming back?

  • @MikeDep
    @MikeDep 3 года назад +2

    Getting caught cheating and then blaming the other person for it. Is this story about Dom Mazetti?

  • @benjaminkuhnle5447
    @benjaminkuhnle5447 3 года назад +3

    I don’t understand these drastic personality changes people say occur based on their use of Tren. I have done 420mg of Tren A (from one of the really reputable domestic US sources) a week and I had no ill side effects beyond tossing and turning at night. I think most of these guys are not only just exaggerating but also just piece-of-shit humans to begin with and just blaming their poor personalities on their drug use.

  • @danpomfrett
    @danpomfrett 3 года назад +2

    Normal people : Fucj Derek: Fookujuh

  • @bogomirvelickovic4338
    @bogomirvelickovic4338 3 года назад +3

    Going hard on tren for 2 years for the algorithm

  • @cryptorypto746
    @cryptorypto746 3 года назад +1

    What's your opinion of Jay camples hair loss product? Its meant to be a game changer. A video on this would be epic.
    Edit**
    900mg test to hit a 75kg bench. Dam.

  • @Farquharsfit
    @Farquharsfit 3 года назад +8

    this is why I only dabble with Conor Murphy's special protein shake, no side effects, ONLY HUGE GAINZ

    • @VTFFTW
      @VTFFTW 3 года назад

      You take it rectally though right?

    • @SilvrSeven
      @SilvrSeven 3 года назад +1

      @@VTFFTW maximum absorption

    • @mobilegamersunite
      @mobilegamersunite 3 года назад +1

      Dabble lmfao 😂😆😂 😜

    • @ab-mb8nq
      @ab-mb8nq 3 года назад

      You seriously just echoed an overused joke at this point for no reason. Probably didn’t even bother to watch the video

    • @Farquharsfit
      @Farquharsfit 3 года назад

      @@ab-mb8nq I watched it all actaully, thanks for the comment