Also the drawings he put together are not impressive at all, he did the electronics equivalent of of assembling a 0 - 3 years age lego set. Op-amps etc are like the very, very basic circuits which are taught in school.
@@DrPepper-iy7vv Yeah I thought the same thing. I build guitar pedals and I was so confused looking at that schematic. an op amp > resistor > ground = "Voice output from CPU" ?????
As an Electronic Engineer, I can tell that he actually put effort into his "cumbot" because the math actually has some sense to it. To regulate the pulse he actually built a band-pass filter to filter other frequencies to keep it at 66bpm and the voice modulator was actually connected to a op amp. The symbols were ohms(for resistance) and microfarads(for capacitance). Honestly I'm just confused as to what the fuck was going on in his head or why does he have so much knowledge about electronics to begin with.
@@greninjaplayz6833 "began experimenting with PEDs after winning my first high school powerlifting meet at age 16." Does that seem like a well-informed decision?
These stories are starting to make me think that tren is closer to a recreational drug than an anabolic steroid, like a combination of Ritalin and meth
A lot of people use steroids recreationally. I’d argue that most old fat guys in the gym blasting test looking all red and bloated use it recreationally. They might kid themselves into thinking they use it as a PED but their training and diet shows they don’t care about performance
@fortnite4201 x it helps you think clearer maybe but what that video meant with testosterone makes effort feel good. Meaning it makes going through hard part or the process of something extremely difficult actually FEEL good. So pretty much you’re dealing with stress better. Best example is the sheer will and difficult it takes to push up a last hard set it’s not necessarily fun but it just feels good.
@fortnite4201 x I think snorting MDMA is less neurotoxic than eating it as you bypass first pass and get less of a metabolite that is responsible for some of the negative sides.
@fortnite4201 x i hope your just some 12 year old fortnite kid lying if not then that's not a good thing your gonna end up on the streets addicted to crack
For real, stupid kids. There was a dude who took tren at 14 years old, kids nowadays jump on the hardest stuff so early on. I used to run only test and anadrol at that age.
The “4” symbol you mentioned is actually the Greek letter γ (gamma) which in this case represents the gold ratio. My man was trying to relate the golden ratio to why sex feels good as well as relating the golden ratio to hip size and mouth size. He clearly listened to one math class and started randomly applying the concept everywhere lmao
Does weed cause brain damage. I have heard people saying that our brain is fully developed by age 25 and people shouldn't smoke weed before that, is that true?
@@9core good to know. Me and my friends (5 people total) smoke a blunt together like twice a week when we are drinking, do you think that's enough to fuck up my brain? Should I completely stop? Cause if I should I can u only do it for the fun of it
@@goncalo1485 from the way you are speaking. It sound like you are neurotic about a blunt and should just stay away from weed til you are more composed and older.
Snorting percocet makes(literally 325-500mg acetaminophen per pill with almost no oxycodone) no sense and opiates are relatively safe unless you take way too much.
@@tackytrooperyeah you’re not wrong social media is kinda killing everything why would a girl date you when their dm’s have 100 simps the temptations are to much for women nowadays
In an almost Pavlovian conditioning reaction, I've come to associate "Supguysdearik, moreplatesmoredatesdahtcahm" as the precursor to top-tier audiovisual content.
I think the dude had lost it, way before the cumbot situation 😂😂😂😂. Imagine being at that dudes high school, getting a load of racial abuse from him for weeks, then he starts randomly giving you money and food in between the racist outbursts……I bet there was a lot of confused people at the dudes school 🤣🤣.
30:00 this kid isn’t lying, thats a circuit diagram at the bottom for an actual functional PWM circuit (pulse width modulation) at 66 bps. He did his math…
These tren stories are like a Martin Scorsese film with it starting normal then it gets crazy and ends with them regretting their decisions living out the rest of their life laying low
2 years of tren abuse messed up my cognitive function pretty bad (mostly due to lack of sleep I believe) the good news is you can recover if you create the right environment to enable your brain to do so.
I’m seriously considering dropping Tren and replacing it with nandrolone to improve my sleep quality. The only way I can get a goodnight of rest nowadays is either slamming sleeping pills or stuffing my stomach full of food before bed
I tried tren enth for 2 weeks and just stopped, that shit sucks, I didn't respond as well to it muscle wise as I did sides wise. I have no idea how you guys do shit like this, tren made me hate my life lol.
@Derek so the pinning of oils for relief of having no Tren is actually a common thing among addicts. Heroin users will find whatever they can to inject into their veins at times of having no black (aka Heroin) because mentally the "act" of injecting ALSO becomes an addiction. You're looking at it as not being a usual side effect of Tren however the main problem is he's now an addict. I've known Heroin addicts to inject water or old used cottons when they've had no Heroin.
Except that one thing has nothing to do with the other... Heroin users find relieve in injecting water because they have conditioned themselves (like Pavlov's dogs) to getting pleasure from injecting heroin. This isn't the case with tren, you don't get pleasure from pinning steroids so you can't be conditioned to enjoy the ritual lmao.
@@freshrockpapa-e7799 the dude wrote "he got relief/pleasure from vanity pin" (paraquote), which fits the definition. Could be completely different underlying "brain function" though (who has data on such stuff??)
Derek I want to thank you; I'm 32 and I feel like I've ruined a lot of my future but you made me think different. Thanks buddy. I've been watching you for a while and I honestly look up to you as a role model.
I’m mind blown 16-17 year olds are using gear not even a year into lifting I swear when I started lifting at 21-22 I was making huge gains the first year through 4th year the first year or two I made gains better than being on gear ⚙️
The weird symbol that looks like a 4 is Phi, or the Fibonacci number, the irrational number on which the "golden ratio" is based. It is actually involved in a lot of recurrent patterns and growth functions in nature. Fascinating stuff, but the way it is used here is irrational in a totally different sense. Those "schematics" could be used in a PSA entitled "This is Your Brain on Tren." 😂
Your content is second to none. You’re now keeping me awake as I drive back to Texas from Chicago. This stuff is great for driving, it keeps my brain super engaged.
I travel often from Toronto to New York and also listen to MPMD on the way... and ive never done steroids. Just a chick that enjoys lifting. These stories are my fave.
This shit is so dam funny that I added it to my laugh medicine folder which consists of solely of clips that make me loose it every time. At the 29:00 mark when Derek is reading the "blueprint specs" every time he starts laughing I do as well, guaranteed 😆. Its good to get a good ole side-splittin, stomach cramping laugh from time to time.
Watching Derek (together with his delts) attempting to decypher any electrical diagram gives me a much needed feeling of supperiority, given how small of a grasp i have on his usual subjects. Live on, great dude. LVF (1uF lol) for life!!
More than half of the stuff you talk about doesn’t even apply to me but you still make learning about literally anything interesting enough to still tune in for every upload.
Litterally in a mental prison... and for what??? In the end no one gives a shit how big or small you are... it’s you trying to be better than the day before. Vanity is so bitter sweet. The older I get the more I realize how important cardio is over anything.
As far as the legitimacy of this, it wouldn't surprise me. The stories you'll find in anyone who wanted more for themselves can get wiiild. Truth is Stranger than Fiction.
Wikipedia was my go to, the chem info is very accurate and in-depth Edit: I'm 33 and still go straight to wiki if I just want the technical info on a chemical.
Some addicts who shoot up drugs get physical and psychological symptoms right before and after shooting up literally anything. You can totally get hooked to the habit of it. As a person who did drugs for a few years in the early 2010s I know this first hand. I believe he shot up oil in his psychosis. Even after being off drugs for over 10 years, seeing people shoot up in documentaries, movies, or even in the streets of NY it effects me. Drugs are insane, literally.
very true; i was snorting quite alot of ketamine during one period of my life(british). when i ran out, i would get this crazy feeling of just needing more. i found some random powder on my desk, thought fuck yeah. felt weird, but i just wanted it to be drugs. ended up realising it was literal cashew nut dust from the cashews i was eating. weirdly enough, i felt kinda high. ur brain gets used to that behaviour illiciting a response, so when you do that behavior again even if it isn't the original compound, you still feel relief and endorphins from it.
I've never taken gear and don't plan to but this channel is awesome lol I'm totally hooked to this content fr. I just started getting into fitness/lifting and this is blowing my mind lol Always knew I'd never mess with the stuff but this channel has absolutely solidified that. Not throwing shade at anyone that uses it, just sayin it's definitely not for me lol I'm naturally a fiery guy, I'd probably be the worst candidate for using gear 😂
On god I believe this could happen to a teen on tren. Teens already are prone to making extreme decisions based on emotions. Add an addictive personality to that with tren and you’re about to see a crazy show. I met a 19 year old who ended up being in a mental hospital for a month over a similar mindset and actions.
I remember when coming off heroin, I used to inject things like water/paracetamol/etc just to easy my mind. There is an obsession with needle use that can be mentally addictive. The ritual of cooking up and then sticking a pin in your vein is hard to cut off cold turkey
When I was 18/19 I had a similar depressed attitude to this guy, wish I had papa Derek to give me a good talking to 😂 chin up bros it always gets better
@@ivoryking509 99% of reddit posts are made up. The swamps of degoba has tons of inconsistencies. Most of the top redditors have got banned for comment botting. Its easily manipulatable.
I’m 17 and so happy everyday when I think about how well informed I am thanks to the internet and reliable sources. Anyone else out there who’s young plz stay natty no matter what!
The "four"or weird symbol is phi, the greek letter "f". It significates here the Golden number (1,680339...) which is used to determinate rhe golden ratio, proportions that we find in nature and are supposed to be the most beautiful. Painters and sculptors used this number in their creations. I guess our mechanic wanted to design a cumbot with the most beautiful proportions, Da Vinci would be proud
‘φ’ is the Greek letter for ‘F’ pronounced ‘phi’. Basically in Ancient Greece they had figured out that this number 1.618…. is the so called ‘golden mean’ and it’s been used extensively in stuff like music and architecture. Oh also, when he says ‘the incident’ I’m pretty sure he means the time when he injected olive oil
mad respect for the guy for being that open and honest to try and help younger people. fuckin weird af lol but much respect for it. we need more of that.
Honestly the major problem I had with tren is the paranoia and overthinking/insecurity issue. I’m able to handle the aggression but the above things have ruined potential relationships for me.
Also not highly accurate, for example look up PYY ( in Germany) below it is stated that it upregulates fsh and lh, without any source While there is a study for this kind of upregulation, but was only seen in mice and not in humans ( i can state the source, but I don’t have it on my mind right now )
12:30 *Explains science thingy* 17:23 *Talking about the fact you have to asses your basic baseline of psychological stability before taking any exogenous hormones : because if you are pretty unstable naturally, you don't want to push your baseline of (psychological and thus now hormonal) unstability further.* _How to asses it :_ - Genetic analysis - Your temperament : are you volatile, insecure, etc ?
cant comment on the bulk of this, but as someone in recovery from IV drug use, ive felt the need to just 'inject something' to feel better, to go through the ritual. i never did anything worse then regular water, but Ive heard plenty of stories from other addicts i know personally who did much much worse and have the damage to prove it. So to me it seems totally believable that he would inject oil and peanut butter. oil because steroids are oil based, and peanut butter is known for protein so he probably linked them that way. This guy definitely had more of an addict response as well as a young persons stubborn-ness and short sighted thinking
The racist outbursts, followed by trying to give money and food to minorities, is one of the funniest things I have ever heard
Dude I lost it when I heard that part lmao
I can just imagine that guy one day yelling at a black kid and calling him the N word then offering him to pay for his school lunch the next day.
@@ThatSpecificIndividual 101 accidental bully on tren
I fucking cackled
i spit my egg whites out 😂
This kid did more research on how to build a cumbot than he did on tren
Got his priorities straight
I mean, wouldn't any teenager?
Average juicehead sadly
Also the drawings he put together are not impressive at all, he did the electronics equivalent of of assembling a 0 - 3 years age lego set. Op-amps etc are like the very, very basic circuits which are taught in school.
@@DrPepper-iy7vv Yeah I thought the same thing. I build guitar pedals and I was so confused looking at that schematic. an op amp > resistor > ground = "Voice output from CPU" ?????
As an Electronic Engineer, I can tell that he actually put effort into his "cumbot" because the math actually has some sense to it. To regulate the pulse he actually built a band-pass filter to filter other frequencies to keep it at 66bpm and the voice modulator was actually connected to a op amp. The symbols were ohms(for resistance) and microfarads(for capacitance). Honestly I'm just confused as to what the fuck was going on in his head or why does he have so much knowledge about electronics to begin with.
Lmao what the fuck
Exactly my thoughts... I guess he just copied it without having any understanding of how these circuits work.
That’s fuckin crazy
I rate this comment 3.5 mSv out of 5 kPa
@@freshrockpapa-e7799 what? Copied that from where? Lol
Storyteller: beats up drug dealer, steals his girl, gets rich.
Derek: Mhm yeah.
Storyteller: I used Wikipedia
Derek: LIKE FUCKING NO DUDE
Hahahaha best comment
lol
Lol😂
hahahahahaa
You can always count on 16-year olds to make well-informed decisions.
U didnt even watch the vid
@@greninjaplayz6833 by the time you watch the video, your chances of top comment are zero
@@greninjaplayz6833 To be fair he could've read the reddit post, it's 2 days old.
@Eternal Energy Why are you linking your ankle workout? What's the relevance?
@@greninjaplayz6833 "began experimenting with PEDs after winning my first high school powerlifting meet at age 16."
Does that seem like a well-informed decision?
As a wise man once said "Life is just an infinite cycle of bouts of racism and giving money to minorities at school"
Money and food
Bro I just laughed my ass off so loudly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude was wacked
He needs to be on test blockers at this point 😂
These stories are starting to make me think that tren is closer to a recreational drug than an anabolic steroid, like a combination of Ritalin and meth
A lot of people use steroids recreationally. I’d argue that most old fat guys in the gym blasting test looking all red and bloated use it recreationally. They might kid themselves into thinking they use it as a PED but their training and diet shows they don’t care about performance
@fortnite4201 x it helps you think clearer maybe but what that video meant with testosterone makes effort feel good. Meaning it makes going through hard part or the process of something extremely difficult actually FEEL good. So pretty much you’re dealing with stress better. Best example is the sheer will and difficult it takes to push up a last hard set it’s not necessarily fun but it just feels good.
@Jo Jo testosterone or trt is not neurotoxic.
@fortnite4201 x I think snorting MDMA is less neurotoxic than eating it as you bypass first pass and get less of a metabolite that is responsible for some of the negative sides.
@fortnite4201 x i hope your just some 12 year old fortnite kid lying if not then that's not a good thing your gonna end up on the streets addicted to crack
" I would sometimes punch the air like a anime character." Dead
Hadouken! Hadouken!
Actually going super saiyan in real life
😂
Brah these titles be getting more and more outrageous
Next video: TREN - Laurel Hubbard Awakens, alternative title From Zero To Hero
"Riding the bus to meet fat girls on tren" is gonna be hard to top. Hands down best title on any YT video ever
And they are becoming more and more of reality
Gotta keep it real
Auntie momma agrees. Outrageous!
Derek - MK677, obviously a ghrelin receptor agonist
Me - Yes, obviously
Im personally more of an AK 47 type of guy
lol
Hahaha yea
@@gerardford9706 i prefer the M193
@@evergreenrider 😂😂
First time in a while I actually laughed out loud when he was talking about winning and then saying he was competing against a handicapped kid
That makes it even more impressive. Retard strength is real my bro
Derek is so polite. Correcting his tone mid video and clarifying. Wholesome
he's canadian
Uh.. he's a normal dude. Not everyone is a stupid scumbag.
@@gregtucker417 because that’s exactly what I was implying bro you caught me
@@jubzyt 🙂
@@jubzyt You're right. I just got off 6 years of methadone maintenance, I wasn't all there. I apologize.
Trenbaloney sandwich = bad
Testosteroni pizza = good
Are decaloni burritos ok?
Nirvana sad 😥
sarmwich???
@@tylerwill5250 if you want long term shutdown sure!
@@tylerwill5250 you’re gonna fking go into exogenous hormone induced suppression dude !
this guy loaded up on tren after he beat two other people in his PL weight class, one of which was handicapped. am i reading that right?
No he started using test after beating the handicapped kid but his gyno got so bad that a girl noticed it so he then had to switch to tren.
@@qcthesxientist reading it in this way makes it sound so funny
I think he was mentally handicapped?
@@qcthesxientist"so he had to switch to tren"
Idk why but this made me laugh out loud
@@qcthesxientisthe HAD to switch to tren, as if tren would make things better! lol!
These need to be animated by somebody. That would be huge.
19yo GH presenting now in emergency room Tren-conscious
Brooo
@@ivana9600 blood work shows he has hypotrenemia. Low tren presence in blood.
I'm working on that😭😭😭
Omg someone please do it lets fund this shit
As a 16 year old, watching this video just made me feel like Albert fucking Einstein.
Fr
Are you related to Keiran Lee?
For real, stupid kids. There was a dude who took tren at 14 years old, kids nowadays jump on the hardest stuff so early on. I used to run only test and anadrol at that age.
@@barney2159 lamo
Using a series parallel circuit diagram... that's electrical engineering.
Cringe-face Derek is my favorite MPMD RUclips Thumbnail Expression
I personally like the micro needling hat wearing Derek.
ily steve
STEVE
Heyyy steeeeeeve
Vigorous “where the fuck is my chicken” Steve .. hey bro hope life is treating you well
“becoming racist” 💀💀 that shit is so funny to me
And trying to compensate by donating money to minorities at school to feel better about himself 😂💀 That guy was a fucking mess
Lmao this part got me
@@lololo-jh6yw thats reddit for you.
I do that all Natty.
@@nephilimninjaofnibiru2907 yeah this is like a normal Tuesday for me
The “4” symbol you mentioned is actually the Greek letter γ (gamma) which in this case represents the gold ratio. My man was trying to relate the golden ratio to why sex feels good as well as relating the golden ratio to hip size and mouth size. He clearly listened to one math class and started randomly applying the concept everywhere lmao
No, it's genius
yeah I have a suspicion tren made him go manic
Gamma is not the golden ratio, its phi φ
This story inspired me to go on a tren binge, thanks Derek.
I had a similar thing happen to me after reading the singer of the Chili Peppers autobiography
@Dingleberry Mcdinglepants there was a lot of heroin stories in it
@Dingleberry Mcdinglepants massive drug addict in different directions
@@chainyrabbit LOL
@@chainyrabbit Same, actually. (Well, technically, I was already IV'ing cocaine and heroin when I read the book)
Remember kids, there's other ways to accumulate brain damage without doing TREN.
Does weed cause brain damage. I have heard people saying that our brain is fully developed by age 25 and people shouldn't smoke weed before that, is that true?
@@goncalo1485 you have a much higher risk of developing schizophrenia if you start smoking weed in your teens
@@9core good to know. Me and my friends (5 people total) smoke a blunt together like twice a week when we are drinking, do you think that's enough to fuck up my brain? Should I completely stop?
Cause if I should I can u only do it for the fun of it
@@goncalo1485 from the way you are speaking. It sound like you are neurotic about a blunt and should just stay away from weed til you are more composed and older.
@@9core that's bullshit. Leif Erikson told me so when we were cleaning my house.
I love these tren stories. I can’t get enough of them. The funny part is that 80% of us don’t do roids
I do all the roids
95% lol
I do all the roids but don't work out, is that goood???
@@adanperez648 Should be fine - just eat chicken Breast with broccoli 4 times a day and sleep like 2 hrs max and you will look like chef rush
doing steroids is literally retarded as fuck unless you’re a true professional athlete
I was a fan but now I'm a whole air conditioner.
This channel is the greatest thing to happen to RUclips fitness. Watching this channel grow from 2016 till now is insane.
It's been too long since daddy delts read me a trentime story. Good way to relax after work
Delt daddy Derek coming in clutch with this one
This new generation kills me man. Why can’t you just acquire brain damage from snorting Percocet in high school like the rest of us 🤦🏻
Cause percocet is wayyy harder to get these days.
Yea percs gone. Not even people getting serious surgery gettn anything more than hydro or 3 days worth.
I did it the og way with head trauma and deliriant abuse
I didn't realize this was such a common shared experience.
Snorting percocet makes(literally 325-500mg acetaminophen per pill with almost no oxycodone) no sense and opiates are relatively safe unless you take way too much.
He didn’t fail, he has a promising future in the “Cumbot” production field 😂😭
It's an important field, the proportion of guys getting laid is the worst it's ever been.
@@tackytrooperyeah you’re not wrong social media is kinda killing everything why would a girl date you when their dm’s have 100 simps the temptations are to much for women nowadays
dude took tren and became based
Cumbots aint based
This is the sequel of the "Tren : The Movie"
🙏🙏🙏
It takes place in an alternate timeline actually
@@Reddeth6332 a spin-off then ?
Prequel
Tren 2 electric boogaloo
This story is so insane that it could not have been made up.
Reality is stranger than fiction
I mean he has pictures and schematics to back it up, so obviously *something* happened.
@@tackytrooper well his schematics looks freshly drawn though
In an almost Pavlovian conditioning reaction, I've come to associate "Supguysdearik, moreplatesmoredatesdahtcahm" as the precursor to top-tier audiovisual content.
I think the dude had lost it, way before the cumbot situation 😂😂😂😂.
Imagine being at that dudes high school, getting a load of racial abuse from him for weeks, then he starts randomly giving you money and food in between the racist outbursts……I bet there was a lot of confused people at the dudes school 🤣🤣.
When I started weight training at 17, my dad warned me that steroids are a waste until I finish puberty. That was proper father son advice.
28:50
truly the scribblings of a tortured genius.
30:00 this kid isn’t lying, thats a circuit diagram at the bottom for an actual functional PWM circuit (pulse width modulation) at 66 bps. He did his math…
He probably looked up a 66bpm circuit diagram and copied lmao
What's a pwm circuit
@@rustyray420 No shit bro, he's 16 at that point, do you think he sounds like such a genius in his post that he would invent that?
@@sleep3417 just to clarify in case someone thinks this dude has brain cells 🤣
It’s surprisingly not hard to believe a 16 year old got impatient and didn’t do the proper research on chemical compunds🤷🏻♂️
These tren stories are like a Martin Scorsese film with it starting normal then it gets crazy and ends with them regretting their decisions living out the rest of their life laying low
Trenfellas
@@DetectiveTrupo203The Wolf of Tren Street
2 years of tren abuse messed up my cognitive function pretty bad (mostly due to lack of sleep I believe) the good news is you can recover if you create the right environment to enable your brain to do so.
I’m seriously considering dropping Tren and replacing it with nandrolone to improve my sleep quality. The only way I can get a goodnight of rest nowadays is either slamming sleeping pills or stuffing my stomach full of food before bed
I tried tren enth for 2 weeks and just stopped, that shit sucks, I didn't respond as well to it muscle wise as I did sides wise. I have no idea how you guys do shit like this, tren made me hate my life lol.
Injecting oliveoil? That's some Ramsey stuff here
*stabs harpoon into ventro glute*
olive oil… IN
Only something the Synthol Saint could get away with.
Its pronounced oiiveool
LMAO
Olivoil
@Derek so the pinning of oils for relief of having no Tren is actually a common thing among addicts. Heroin users will find whatever they can to inject into their veins at times of having no black (aka Heroin) because mentally the "act" of injecting ALSO becomes an addiction. You're looking at it as not being a usual side effect of Tren however the main problem is he's now an addict. I've known Heroin addicts to inject water or old used cottons when they've had no Heroin.
It’s the ritual.
@@jigglybandito9505 Correct.
@@genuinejustin6269 cigarettes smokers go through it as well. I did a little when quitting.
Except that one thing has nothing to do with the other... Heroin users find relieve in injecting water because they have conditioned themselves (like Pavlov's dogs) to getting pleasure from injecting heroin. This isn't the case with tren, you don't get pleasure from pinning steroids so you can't be conditioned to enjoy the ritual lmao.
@@freshrockpapa-e7799 the dude wrote "he got relief/pleasure from vanity pin" (paraquote), which fits the definition. Could be completely different underlying "brain function" though (who has data on such stuff??)
42 minutes of Supraphysiological levels of entertainment
And it all started with dude beating a mentally handicap homie at power lifting. Now just imagine what he would have done if he had lost 🧐
Femboy era
@@erikpaulsanchez4876 the good ending
@@jooot_6850 no, blasting tren is infinitely better
@@oscarriley9265 more tren more men
I really hope this becomes a trilogy
Derek I want to thank you; I'm 32 and I feel like I've ruined a lot of my future but you made me think different. Thanks buddy. I've been watching you for a while and I honestly look up to you as a role model.
Derek is such a bro man, just dishing out so much advice and encouragement. Just like the workout bros from Mob Psycho. True bro man 😭
I need a “Like Fucking No, Dude” award.
Contrary to popular belief, it's actually relatively easy to achieve hypertrophy when training the racism muscle.
Just think, the guys that make these amazing essays about their steroid use, would get an a+ in almost every class
Maybe in creative writing
what school do you go to that would be like a 75 probably
Can these get more insane? I'm not sure I wanna know...
yea people are dumb
Sure some guys have died. The way these guys act on the shit I'm shocked people haven't pulled up on them.
I’m mind blown 16-17 year olds are using gear not even a year into lifting I swear when I started lifting at 21-22 I was making huge gains the first year through 4th year the first year or two I made gains better than being on gear ⚙️
Yeah cause you make less gains every year because you’re getting closer to your body’s limit on creating muscle
I made about the same gains in the first 6 months as in the next 3 years.
Teenagers using tren, should be called “Treens”
man ... stfu ...
Stfu
Lmao
@@amanthattellsthetruth9792 lmao
Hilarious
The weird symbol that looks like a 4 is Phi, or the Fibonacci number, the irrational number on which the "golden ratio" is based. It is actually involved in a lot of recurrent patterns and growth functions in nature. Fascinating stuff, but the way it is used here is irrational in a totally different sense. Those "schematics" could be used in a PSA entitled "This is Your Brain on Tren." 😂
4 is not a Fibonacci number, the fibonacci sequence is 0,1,1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,55...fib(n-1)+fib(n-2)
@@thegripguy9696 who said 4 is a Fibonacci number? Xd
@@freshrockpapa-e7799 oh, looks like i might have read the post wrong. i thought david lane was claiming it was.
yea it's definitely a half decent understanding of the math mixed with delusional mumbo jumbo
Your content is second to none. You’re now keeping me awake as I drive back to Texas from Chicago. This stuff is great for driving, it keeps my brain super engaged.
That’s a huge drive
I travel often from Toronto to New York and also listen to MPMD on the way... and ive never done steroids. Just a chick that enjoys lifting. These stories are my fave.
I could not stop laughing when Derek would laugh, absolutely contagious
Bro what’s your profile pic and background? Shits 🔥
@@splash3572 AHHHH, I didn't even realize I have all my old anime stuff up. Might be time to retire the pfp and background
@@theACGam3rImaGam3r do you fam, I have never changed this pfp or my steam profile since middle school
@@cyberopticgunner8977 I haven't either, this pfp is from the first time I watched cowboy bebop
This shit is so dam funny that I added it to my laugh medicine folder which consists of solely of clips that make me loose it every time. At the 29:00 mark when Derek is reading the "blueprint specs" every time he starts laughing I do as well, guaranteed 😆. Its good to get a good ole side-splittin, stomach cramping laugh from time to time.
Watching Derek (together with his delts) attempting to decypher any electrical diagram gives me a much needed feeling of supperiority, given how small of a grasp i have on his usual subjects. Live on, great dude. LVF (1uF lol) for life!!
More than half of the stuff you talk about doesn’t even apply to me but you still make learning about literally anything interesting enough to still tune in for every upload.
Literally same, i am not his target audience AT ALL... But he is interesting to listen too
same
Bring back the sauna.
#saunagate
literally unwatchable without it
#releasethesaunacut
Litterally in a mental prison... and for what??? In the end no one gives a shit how big or small you are... it’s you trying to be better than the day before. Vanity is so bitter sweet. The older I get the more I realize how important cardio is over anything.
Haven't gotten rid of vanity with age but cardio has definitely come up on my priorities.
Derek's RC circuit analysis sounds like his emoji explanations
This dude was definitely studying electrical engineering during his tren cycle lmfao
The cumbot drawings made me bust out in laughter I haven't had in a long time
Bust….hahaha good one
As far as the legitimacy of this, it wouldn't surprise me. The stories you'll find in anyone who wanted more for themselves can get wiiild. Truth is Stranger than Fiction.
I was mid sip on my pre-workout when he hit the racism part and viciously spat it everywhere from how ridiculous it sounded😂🤭
Derick: Who would go to Wikipedia as their first resource?
Every Highschool and college kid ever: .......
I fear for our future
Wikipedia was my go to, the chem info is very accurate and in-depth
Edit: I'm 33 and still go straight to wiki if I just want the technical info on a chemical.
@@T..C..M seriously, nothing wrong with wiki you just have to have enough common sense to know what you should or should not look for on there
As research tool for general information but not for "how to" advice
Better than going to some fucking forum or RUclips as your initial source.
Some addicts who shoot up drugs get physical and psychological symptoms right before and after shooting up literally anything. You can totally get hooked to the habit of it. As a person who did drugs for a few years in the early 2010s I know this first hand. I believe he shot up oil in his psychosis. Even after being off drugs for over 10 years, seeing people shoot up in documentaries, movies, or even in the streets of NY it effects me. Drugs are insane, literally.
very true; i was snorting quite alot of ketamine during one period of my life(british). when i ran out, i would get this crazy feeling of just needing more. i found some random powder on my desk, thought fuck yeah. felt weird, but i just wanted it to be drugs. ended up realising it was literal cashew nut dust from the cashews i was eating. weirdly enough, i felt kinda high. ur brain gets used to that behaviour illiciting a response, so when you do that behavior again even if it isn't the original compound, you still feel relief and endorphins from it.
its even more true with injections
I've never taken gear and don't plan to but this channel is awesome lol I'm totally hooked to this content fr.
I just started getting into fitness/lifting and this is blowing my mind lol
Always knew I'd never mess with the stuff but this channel has absolutely solidified that. Not throwing shade at anyone that uses it, just sayin it's definitely not for me lol
I'm naturally a fiery guy, I'd probably be the worst candidate for using gear 😂
Dereks retroactive tren rage at the mention of Bitchute is absolutely priceless
F for bitchute
what happened with bitchute??? i notice he mentions it oddly in the outros
On god I believe this could happen to a teen on tren. Teens already are prone to making extreme decisions based on emotions. Add an addictive personality to that with tren and you’re about to see a crazy show. I met a 19 year old who ended up being in a mental hospital for a month over a similar mindset and actions.
I remember when coming off heroin, I used to inject things like water/paracetamol/etc just to easy my mind. There is an obsession with needle use that can be mentally addictive. The ritual of cooking up and then sticking a pin in your vein is hard to cut off cold turkey
The “becoming racist” part is why I’m here. Can’t wait to hear this story
When I was 18/19 I had a similar depressed attitude to this guy, wish I had papa Derek to give me a good talking to 😂 chin up bros it always gets better
Story time with Derek is more entertaining than primetime tv.
I haven't watched the video yet I just have to say holy shit that thumbnail lmaoooo super physiological levels of bruh momentoing
Are these stories even real they sound insane
Apparently the electronic equations make sense
@@ivoryking509 99% of reddit posts are made up.
The swamps of degoba has tons of inconsistencies.
Most of the top redditors have got banned for comment botting.
Its easily manipulatable.
no
@@PlumberWRX 2 years too late buddy
I’m 17 and so happy everyday when I think about how well informed I am thanks to the internet and reliable sources. Anyone else out there who’s young plz stay natty no matter what!
(Reads comments) (proceeds to shoot up)
@@savagebuilder4264 Needle up my glute as im writing this
Nah man I must get gainz as fast as possible
The "four"or weird symbol is phi, the greek letter "f". It significates here the Golden number (1,680339...) which is used to determinate rhe golden ratio, proportions that we find in nature and are supposed to be the most beautiful. Painters and sculptors used this number in their creations. I guess our mechanic wanted to design a cumbot with the most beautiful proportions, Da Vinci would be proud
The golden ratio is 1.618... 1.680339... is the supergolden ratio
Derek needs to hire Paulytoon, the guy that does JRE Toons, to animate these stories lol
‘φ’ is the Greek letter for ‘F’ pronounced ‘phi’. Basically in Ancient Greece they had figured out that this number 1.618…. is the so called ‘golden mean’ and it’s been used extensively in stuff like music and architecture. Oh also, when he says ‘the incident’ I’m pretty sure he means the time when he injected olive oil
The drawings are the scribblings of a mad man 😂
Switching from RUclips cancel to normal RUclips to support Derek by watching ads.
How u only chuckled a few times is amazing, I was laughing my arse off this entire time. Great bed story time
mad respect for the guy for being that open and honest to try and help younger people. fuckin weird af lol but much respect for it. we need more of that.
We need to clip Derek reading electronics and equations it's hilarious 🤣
The best creative writing subreddit
Pretty sure "The Incident" is the events that he details after i.e. running low on Tren, injecting olive oil, hospitalisation etc.
I miss this kind of content...i love the educational stuff as well, i just miss the mixture that you use to have. Ill always watch :)
Honestly the major problem I had with tren is the paranoia and overthinking/insecurity issue. I’m able to handle the aggression but the above things have ruined potential relationships for me.
I think the hardest secondary effect it's gonna be on his endocrine system and heart depending on how he goes into cardio
“Ruined my life prospects…” @ 19 yrs old. 😂 I’m 32 and just started lifting seriously a couple years ago. I guess I’m screwed!
"Facebook, snapchat, bitch-.... fuckin Bitchute ..." absolutely killed me
Why is him using Wikipedia so far fetched? 😂 It's such a common site for anything else so why not use it for gear too
You ever been on Wikipedia? Its great for general Information about a topic but there are no tutorials/Tips on how to supplement or do things...
Also not highly accurate, for example look up PYY ( in Germany) below it is stated that it upregulates fsh and lh, without any source
While there is a study for this kind of upregulation, but was only seen in mice and not in humans ( i can state the source, but I don’t have it on my mind right now )
Wikipedia is not reliable 💀. anyone can write anything. infact, when we were kids, we used to modiy our school's Wikipedia page and roast our teachers
Wikipedia is correct 99%of the time, and there are dedicated editors who fact-check every article. And you have to show sources too. @@jiwachhetri4165
@@WhiteBoyTariq Lol, 'fact-checkers'
12:30
*Explains science thingy*
17:23
*Talking about the fact you have to asses your basic baseline of psychological stability before taking any exogenous hormones : because if you are pretty unstable naturally, you don't want to push your baseline of (psychological and thus now hormonal) unstability further.*
_How to asses it :_
- Genetic analysis
- Your temperament : are you volatile, insecure, etc ?
"Reddit moderators probably vetted it for legitimacy"
Minutes later: "Pinning glutes with olive oil and peanut oil".
it'd be an addiction to injecting thing/ suicidal thing. There's a reason he would have to go to a hospital after doing this.
From the mentally challenged opponent, racist outbursts and trying to make up for it to the Cumbot all hade me dying
The symbol in the cumbot-equation is the Greek letter “phi” which stands for the golden ratio
The golden shower ratio
cant comment on the bulk of this, but as someone in recovery from IV drug use, ive felt the need to just 'inject something' to feel better, to go through the ritual. i never did anything worse then regular water, but Ive heard plenty of stories from other addicts i know personally who did much much worse and have the damage to prove it. So to me it seems totally believable that he would inject oil and peanut butter. oil because steroids are oil based, and peanut butter is known for protein so he probably linked them that way. This guy definitely had more of an addict response as well as a young persons stubborn-ness and short sighted thinking
Anthony Kiedis of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers ran out of H and shot up an acid tab mixed with Vodka to feel better.
Tren takes another one 😂😂
"Skull punisher" 💀💪🤣🤣🤣
Bro is this bait? Bro said one of his competitors was mentally handicapped but it still drove him to become a powerlifter after winning over him😂
Derek : This guy actually has pretty good genetics..
Derek: *Sees back*
Also Derek: Ehhhh idk maybe from the back no so much