@@belgamsafn Your writing is solid. As an amateur writer, I would encourage you to spend time to write out the story. Easily a story that would sell for a movie, or a series documentary. Seriously though, your writing was better than 80-90% of the short story writers I've read. Both in and out of college.
@@belgamsafn bro, hate to sound superficial. If your story is in fact true, then it looks pretty interesting and marketable. you should have posted this on youtube or some sort of social media.
This is the most apex Eurotrash biopic ever, I have so much empathy for every single terrible decision this dude made, it’s like he was trying to hit a combo multiplier
Not me, he seems very proud of his behaviour. Being a pimp is pretty scummy 'I took her school, combed her her, we finished each others sentences and oh yeah I had her screwed by thousands of men and took 50% of the profits'
@@kingcosworth2643it’s awful but I mean the druggies will get drugs regardless, at least he was giving shit that wasn’t laced. Main issue is the pimping.
From my experience - dating girls that are hypersexual and need to get dick every two hours don't work Either - they all get bored when in a relationship (and can have sex anytime) and turn it all the way down to zero
Give it another few years. I turned 28 this year and after a few years floating around the crappy side of society in my mid 20s nothing surprises me anymore. I might not have expected it, but it doesn't surprise me.
Hey guys i'm the poster, Can you help my comment get noticed? Where i explain where i got the tren, and a little update. Also a link to my homevid lol xD xD
Not to self: never ever ever ever ever take Tren. I love being married. I love my freedom. I worked hard on not being a asshole and I value my health. Thanks for all these stories Derek.
Haha right. There's something so Fd up about us men. Like how someone tells us not to do something because it can ruin your life yet how boss u can get on it 🤔
@@tomhudson4719 yeah I understand making the video for content and showing the demons of tren and all, but I would never do anything to glorify this man in any way.
@@RyS2014 Yea I totally get making the video. Good video actually. It's just Derek has an audience of like .75 million. He should, imo, make it clear that this guy didn't struggle in life because he took tren but because he got into drugs, hookers, and other stuff that ruins your life.
All respect to the dude who shared his story. I’m glad he did so, and I’m glad he seems to be doing well. I am ALSO not sure how much of the stuff wouldn’t have happened without the TREN in this case. He’s got issues.
Some of it may have happened but I think he also padded the story out with bits from a movie called Bullhead. He mentions that V was seeing an actor named Matthias Schoenaerts. Look him up and you'll find Bullhead, a 2011 Belgian film that he was in. It's about a drug dealer who takes growth hormones meant for his family's cattle and eventually fights a bunch of people over a girl. There are also a lot of potential references to Bullhead throughout the story, like him pressing his forehead into the gangster's during the confrontation, the drug running, and of course him repeatedly referring to himself as a bull.
Disclaimer: not familiar with the film. But what makes those films entertaining is that really is some people's lives e.g Topboy in UK , a lot of it tends to be based on scenarios that are very common and do happen, and souped up guys being referred to as bulls are not uncommon
@@ishish8816 this lol i literally lived fucking top boy from 12-17, eg drug dealing ,fighting ,friend got stabbed ,beat a guy till he was on the floor bleeding, stabbed someone, got stabbed a few times, saw someone get shot(id never even seen a a gun before that), running from police, jumping into bushes and lying in the mud to hide, having the reputation as a "thug" and all the other bs that comes from being a retard, even got my own redemption arc since i have never been arrested, im going to uni for law im doing well and i left that city behind as soon as i could
Worse yet, being called that by a hooker. Not because there's anything wrong with being a hooker, but their exposure to this shit has got to be pretty damn high. Aside - If you like to have a lot of sex, it's probably unwise to be with someone who does it for a living.
I grew up with a dude who would blast steroids and then smoke dust. He'd freak the fuck out and break shit/attack people and then be like "why's everyone yelling? Why did everyone leave?"
If there really was a Tren the Movie it could totally star Derek pretending to be a dude on Tren and going through a cycle and all of the life falling apart and going through the side effects. That would be bad ass.
There actually is a movie on prime about this dude that decides to get on gear, uses a finaplex kit to make tren from finaplex tablets, gets an infection. Links up with a ugl and gets on everything and his life falls apart all while having bigarexia
@@xumu4bruv this whole ‘story’ is exactly the same as a Belgian movie.. the guy mentioned he lived in Belgium, he prolly just copied the whole movie tbh
i'm 25 atm, raised religious and conservative. I can't imagine living like this guy. This guys relationships are too crazy! If your exclusive with someone, why go back to them after they cheat on you? I might be able to understand if they spent years apart working on their own lives, but they both spent time apart maximizing the craziest life as possible. Tren or not this guys life is a roller coaster of unstable emotions, and banking on looks to solve every life challenge. Hope he's doing better now.
@@reptilesgamers00 Not religious or conservative here, but I cant imagine going through all that shit either 😂 Sounds horrible and so toxic. All the red flags present since the beginning, steroids just bring out more of what's already going on inside, can turn mild depression into a very deep one. Thats why I make sure to try to blast when everything in my life is happy in stable (job, relationships, productivity, hobbies, etc.)
@@reptilesgamers00 he's doing that because a man's love for a woman is irrational and he cannot see that she doesnt love him anymore. He was just a simp
Bless his heart, he thought a PT offering a free session was because they saw potential in him, no broski, that's called a sales pitch. You get a free lunch at a time share meeting.
Totally, you have to find someone who can match your energy without yourself being a complete degenerate. If not that, find someone that let's you blow off steam in other ways.
To be fair, this one seems to have a decent amount of evidence and seems way too elaborate to be a troll. But I mean who knows. Regardless, they are fun to listen to. Especially Derek saying the name of the smiley face. It kills me.
@@hazey5736 im skeptical about the 3 months in jail after seemingly making hundreds of thousands if not millions selling coke, without snitching...but it's Europe so I can't be sure.
@@williamblackfyre4866 This story is fake from start to finish, but just like the stories on r/nosleep, it's meant to be taken as a real story, it's entertainment. Just like some of the stories on r/nosleep end up on youtube, this guys goal was to get derek to read his story.
this is a very sad story. I will share what my therapist use to say back in the day when I was dealing with overcoming past traumas through unhealthy means - you cannot fix the internal with the external. If you were shockingly poor, or mocked for your body, or abandoned or phisically attacked you can build the biggest biceps, you can earn a million dollars, you can surround yourself with a ton of friends - nothing will fill the void, you will only start getting unhealthy and obsessed with these temporary fixes. It is great to have spectacular body, to be well off and to have many friends, but these have nothing to do with fixing your traumas. You have to work on your mental health along with your phisical image, love life and social status. Listening to this story, even if fake, I coulnd't stop myself from thinking - damn if only this boy would put some money on therapy and books and start wokring on himself he wouldn't be dating dodgy girls, hangout with dodgy mates, sell drugs and go into extremes with fitness. He went though all this trouble just to cover the scars from being bullied for his body and feeling inferior to other boys who had better composition and would have girls attention, so he started picking up trophy bimbos, shooting dodgy gear and selling drugs to feel succesful, handsome and loved.
luckily I realized this at the age of 26 and have nowhere near the amount of mistakes this guy did. Focusing on my mental health has made everything else 10x easier.
What a wild tren induced story! That guy went on a crazy ride that shows how much this stuff get psychologically mess you up especially if you have some serious insecurities and problems.
@Thor God of Thunder Wouldnt changing your moods, temperament, and thought patterns be changing "you." If tren doesnt screw with your head you are an outlier.
The same concept of not letting one relationship define you should be applied to not letting your muscles define you. This man threw away his life for 25 pounds.
It wasn't the 25 pounds... he's mentally sick. Going from escort to escort expecting good things to come, manipulating his "friend with benefits" to pimp her out, etc
Cheating is one thing, she did it for a full year, probably longer, while talking to me about building a future and having kids with me, asking me to come live with her. Claiming she only dated rich old powerfull men.. yeah i was surprised. My one time cheating, and one time slip up kissing a girl, i admitted to her, she never admitted jack shit, had to find all out by myself in prison ;) But still true, nothing is healthy about all that
I dealt with an inmate several years ago who was an insane MMA fighter but too violent that trainers no longer wanted to train him. He had an explosive hair trigger temper as well. Other inmates walked on egg shells around him because he was no joke. One of the only times that I truly worried about what would happen if he tried to assault me... turns out, his dosage of testosterone he was receiving was several times what it was suppose to be. As soon as his dosage was fixed, he never returned except once to finish a sentence and it was so nice to see him evened out. I didn't know that he had been over prescribed for years but once his head was clear, it was nice to see his real self emerge.
Lessons learned - if you are a simp, don’t take tren. But seriously, if a girl doesn’t entertains another guy then it’s never gonna work brother. Chances are is that she just wants attention from whoever will give it to her
Please don’t if you wanna hear more go to any Local Long Island bar around 1 am any day of the week.. trust me I’ve been hearing these stories all my life!! 🥴
Well spent time. Don't get scared of by the length of this clip, guys. This story is something else. Derek reading it, and giving some insights only make it so much better. Specially for me who has never tried any gear. Good job as always Derek! 💪🏼❤️
I’m 45 and was on sarms (s23) 2 years off and on. This year TRT and tren. Got the night sweats, forcing food intake, no rage, horney, weird dreams. Love it 😍
Love these tren stories...rapidly becoming my favourite segment. Please keep banging these out derek..theyre brilliant n i feel the first 2hr one is just round the corner 😁
This was intense 😯 idk when he got his tren etc from what doctor, but legit legit there are HRT and TRT clinics that are prescribing TREN and testosterone to people for the therapies now. It’s legit around the ones that are near me
This is the most extensive back story for a GTA character.
Lol GTA character
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Remember Brucie from GTA4. Sounds a bit like him.
@@imperialgaurd7378 thats the one!
@@imperialgaurd7378 bullshark testosterone was just tren 😂
"I wanted to completely fix my life... I just needed to finish my cycle first" lmao classic
lmao tailor made for this channel 🤣
Beginners. "I'm at I will put my life back together after my gyno surgery"
How much could it really have been fixed he was in love with an escort that guy is a complete idiot
🤣🤣🤣
I'm dying lol
This man just read us a 40+ minute long story, no cuts, no water, just full algorithm abducting delt-god
Lmfao I laughed out loud
I feel pampered
@@UNcommonSenseAUS ur fault if u dont use adblock
@@UNcommonSenseAUS i only got 1 at the end of the video
@@UNcommonSenseAUS thats youtube for you
He can pronounce every pharmaceutical ever but cant say names
I feel his pain. Names always duck me up until I hear someone else say them
To be fair Bulgarian or Russian names get me too. I tried reading War and peace and gave up (832 Russian characters)...lol
A small price to pay
Reading this while derek sputters: ‘Papapablepo pablo, Mattias Schullenee-arstzt.
He’s seen the pharmaceutical names before, duh
Only Derek can write, direct, shoot, produce, edit and upload a Movie all while being in a Sauna.
Hes laying on the floor man
Bro for years on end!
and to top all of that, the heat radiates from Derek's body, not the sauna.
@CJP can't unsee this now hahah
He has an “editor”
This kinda sounds like a decent movie plot ngl, id watch
I left so much out tho, i didn't want to bore the readers i thought xD
@@belgamsafn you should release a part 2 bro!
@@belgamsafn yeah release a part 2, it was a good read while doing cardio. Im a story guy, i like a great story
@@belgamsafn Your writing is solid. As an amateur writer, I would encourage you to spend time to write out the story. Easily a story that would sell for a movie, or a series documentary.
Seriously though, your writing was better than 80-90% of the short story writers I've read. Both in and out of college.
@@belgamsafn bro, hate to sound superficial. If your story is in fact true, then it looks pretty interesting and marketable. you should have posted this on youtube or some sort of social media.
This is just “wolf of Wall Street: gym rat edition”
Haha yes!
that would be Pain and Gain
Pain in my Spine and Gainz.
Yea literally came to comment that this guy is just discount Jordan Belfort but yoked
Rat of sarm street
This is the most apex Eurotrash biopic ever, I have so much empathy for every single terrible decision this dude made, it’s like he was trying to hit a combo multiplier
im not gonna front his chick V looks a lot better from the back than the front lol. i expected a dime piece when he said top bulgarian escort
This guy went through life without any structure
Not me, he seems very proud of his behaviour. Being a pimp is pretty scummy 'I took her school, combed her her, we finished each others sentences and oh yeah I had her screwed by thousands of men and took 50% of the profits'
@@kingcosworth2643it’s awful but I mean the druggies will get drugs regardless, at least he was giving shit that wasn’t laced. Main issue is the pimping.
@@Grunk369 The main issue is definitely the pimping.
The fact that this wasn’t nominated for an Oscar just proves Hollywood is supraphysiological out of touch.
If they don’t pay the man I’ll be absolutely livid.
hahah cheers bro, How do i secure the rights to my story tho xD xD, can someone just up and use this?
@@bluesap7318 where my moneys @ xD
@@belgamsafn bro has guts profile picture, the whole story makes sense now
Derek is like our cool uncle who tried all the steroids so we don’t have to
Oh......... We still have too..
Derek taught me Tren = bodybuilders heroin
Dan bodybuilder in Thailand
@@a-t5380 was gonna say i for sure decided to try after being educated by daddy delt god
Lmao
lmao I died at the "so derek can read it to me like a bedtime story" comment bc that was one of my first thoughts when the vid started
Same, sis. 😆 It's just too good to actually drift off to though.
3am I need more, too good
👋
True its about time to go to bed mom.
@@thelordfosk faxxx😂
“Don’t date a chick with a low sex drive, unless you know how to interpret bloodwork and can intervene” 😂😂😂😂 my guy Derek
From my experience - dating girls that are hypersexual and need to get dick every two hours don't work Either - they all get bored when in a relationship (and can have sex anytime) and turn it all the way down to zero
💀
derek’s got his gf on trt to bang him
most mpmd sentence ever
What does he even mean by that?
This guys life is so foreign to me, it's hard to wrap my mind around that there's people like this out there. What a crazy phase you had in your life.
Fr. I spent my 20's writing my masters thesis and playing csgo.
@@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018 My 20s will likely be the same except for anime instead of csgo
If you listen past the middle it becomes clear this story is fake. Good story, but very obviously fake.
@@WordBearer48 probably
Its so fake. He's watched way too many youtube prison storytimes.
Lmao never would I have thought I’d read a movie title called “Tren: The Movie” in my entire 24 years of living lol
You dead now?
Oh well at 32 I could imagine any title. Nothing surprises me.
@@nutcereal5298 ppppppl7pp put pp7p
Give it another few years. I turned 28 this year and after a few years floating around the crappy side of society in my mid 20s nothing surprises me anymore. I might not have expected it, but it doesn't surprise me.
Hey guys i'm the poster, Can you help my comment get noticed? Where i explain where i got the tren, and a little update. Also a link to my homevid lol xD xD
"her goal was to cry and be abused (in a respectful way)"
LMFAO
🤣🤣
Lol but you know exactly what he meant
Yea wtf did that mean?
@@burdmann24.7 bruh you know ;)
A hard sub basically lol
"A man's youth is merely a massive test cycle'
- Sun Tzu
Sause?
Not to self: never ever ever ever ever take Tren. I love being married. I love my freedom. I worked hard on not being a asshole and I value my health. Thanks for all these stories Derek.
"married" and "freedom" in 1 sentence jfl
@@stanislavraska419 yea, being “married” and “freedom” don’t go in the same sentence.
@@stanislavraska419 my wife is 18 years younger than me and that all the freedom I need 😂 but I see the irony!
@@littleswol1 she 31, and you 49?
@@Nobody98456 yes sir!
Ok kids, Daddy's got a different kind of bedtime story for you tonight
Wait, so did the man on Tren live happily ever after???
Keep featherin brother !!
@@fedsmokersnotdead1847 touch my camera through the fence
Derek dissecting what xD would look like as an actual face is the peak of him reading out emojis.
Must be a Derek thing ahaha
yeah lmao i died at that part
Yeah that was hilarious
Perhaps the best part of the entire video 🤣
He's so utterly serious about it. I def took a screenshot of him making that face. 😝
I cycled tren and gained a 6 star wanted level within the week
"laughing... smiling"
Seeing Derek trying interpret emoticons and emojis makes my day, holy balls
the fact he didnt just call it xd killed me LMFAO
"Vigorously laughing internet symbol"
@@MoreTrenMoreMen69 came here for this comment
Super physiological laughing
This was his greatest foe, the XD
Idk whether all these tren stories lately make me want to stay away from tren forever, or hop on 500 mg next week
imo it’s not worth it, a lot more negatives then positives
Go big or go home. 1g
@@marcelosHuevos have you used it?
Enanthate doesn’t give me the severe sides acetate does btw
@@evanodum563 the running joke about tren e is "sides in a vial"
Haha right. There's something so Fd up about us men. Like how someone tells us not to do something because it can ruin your life yet how boss u can get on it 🤔
Stories of seduction and trenbologna sandwiches, narrated in Derek's deltoilicious voice = the modern man's true crime documentary
Lord delts
Amen
Sup guys, i'm the OP. Can you help me get my update comment get noticed, its getting lost out here. Cheerz
@@belgamsafn you’re a legend
@@belgamsafn make videos on how to make money lol
Awesome story thanks for sharing. Dude is arguably the villain but his honesty and humility r rare and appreciated
Thanks bro
@@belgamsafn bro your some dude hope you find a good girl bro and stay far away from tren
@@dannymc1971 Appreciate that brother, i hope so as well. No worries tren is gone from my life. All the best to you too
Man, I almost want to blast a cycle of tren just for the memes.
Same
@@andrew1jl TREN Baloney sandwiches be looking good AF rn
dont do it, its not worth it. imo
@@boboseca5749 you obviously don't meme hard enough. You don't understand
@@boboseca5749 you wouldnt get it some cycle tren for the gains we cycle tren for the meme
We're halfway through the story, the guy's already been in jail, AND WE'RE JUST NOW GETTING TO THE TREN.
facts
😂😂😂 bruhhh
All these horror stories is why I don’t mess with this shit. I wouldn’t make it. I’d lose my mind.
@@chrisquas4113 wise men learn from the mistakes of others. No need to go there
That’s cuz tren is a journey
Derek should honestly narrate an audio book about PEDs. I'm guessing it would be like Goosebumps but for gym bros.
GoosePumps©
@@markd6631 I dig it.
This sounds amazing 😂😂 I back goosepumps
JuiceBumps.
I back JuiceBumps 🙄
Lmao the dudes first thought when they locked him up was how to run a PCT in prison - classic tren fiend
How are we going to simply skip over the fact that this dude pimped out his what I guess was his best friend... Before Tren was even involved
He lols at her calling him a manipulator too. POS
Yea I love how Derek just reads the story and never once mentions how this guy is an F tier human being
@@tomhudson4719 yeah I understand making the video for content and showing the demons of tren and all, but I would never do anything to glorify this man in any way.
@@RyS2014 Yea I totally get making the video. Good video actually. It's just Derek has an audience of like .75 million. He should, imo, make it clear that this guy didn't struggle in life because he took tren but because he got into drugs, hookers, and other stuff that ruins your life.
Any link to the xvideos clip?
Wait a minute! The dude has an escort for a gf and, when he went to prison, she cheated on him?!?!? No way! Who would have ever seen that coming lol
i know. sheesh, can’t even trust escorts these days :(
@@2TU74 but she told me she loved me...
I was thinking the same thing like wtf did you expect
She found his tren cache
She saw plenty coming
All respect to the dude who shared his story. I’m glad he did so, and I’m glad he seems to be doing well. I am ALSO not sure how much of the stuff wouldn’t have happened without the TREN in this case. He’s got issues.
issues and those girls are MIDDDD asf
After I took tren I lost 2 years of my life,
Woke up in Greece naked covered in acne absolutely shredded
I KNOW how tha feelS
This is one of the funniest comments i've read in my entire life LMFAO
Greece be like that sometimes. As a Greek, I approve
Woke up in Greece Next To A Man*
Derek needs to green screen a living room with a fireplace as background for these bedtime stories
This absolutely needs to be pinned
and stock footages running behind him
We need this
Some of it may have happened but I think he also padded the story out with bits from a movie called Bullhead. He mentions that V was seeing an actor named Matthias Schoenaerts. Look him up and you'll find Bullhead, a 2011 Belgian film that he was in. It's about a drug dealer who takes growth hormones meant for his family's cattle and eventually fights a bunch of people over a girl. There are also a lot of potential references to Bullhead throughout the story, like him pressing his forehead into the gangster's during the confrontation, the drug running, and of course him repeatedly referring to himself as a bull.
That's crazy
Bro if this is true lmfao
Disclaimer: not familiar with the film. But what makes those films entertaining is that really is some people's lives e.g Topboy in UK , a lot of it tends to be based on scenarios that are very common and do happen, and souped up guys being referred to as bulls are not uncommon
i wish i never seen your comment.
@@ishish8816 this lol i literally lived fucking top boy from 12-17, eg drug dealing ,fighting ,friend got stabbed ,beat a guy till he was on the floor bleeding, stabbed someone, got stabbed a few times, saw someone get shot(id never even seen a a gun before that), running from police, jumping into bushes and lying in the mud to hide, having the reputation as a "thug" and all the other bs that comes from being a retard, even got my own redemption arc since i have never been arrested, im going to uni for law im doing well and i left that city behind as soon as i could
All I learned from this was if I ever have to fight a juicehead I'll just have to grapple till he gets a heart attack.
Derek doing this face: 😆 is really what I needed today
“Laughing.... smiling”
XD
@@garywan2805 laughing smiley face to that...
5:13
Impression was spot on! Should be turn to an emoji! 🤣🤣🤣
Someone should make a 24/7 Tren stories to relax/study to video
Hell yeaj
Serbia strong
Best to fall asleep too
@@henrybandy358 fr man I just got a much nap in
💀💀💀💀
“Overhorny child that can’t control their temper” I honestly can’t think of a more accurate tren description
This was before he started taking the tren
I wasn't on any gear when she said that to me xD, But i was drinking, smoking and doing C. Practically worse than being on Tren i bet xD
@Thor God of Thunder Thats not true.
Worse yet, being called that by a hooker. Not because there's anything wrong with being a hooker, but their exposure to this shit has got to be pretty damn high.
Aside - If you like to have a lot of sex, it's probably unwise to be with someone who does it for a living.
@@belgamsafn C meaning coke, yeah?
I grew up with a dude who would blast steroids and then smoke dust. He'd freak the fuck out and break shit/attack people and then be like "why's everyone yelling? Why did everyone leave?"
Also knew someone like that. Ended up locking is father in his trailer and setting it on fire.
@@thhisisnotherere You actually believe that guy, lmao
He was just having fun
@@etiennelatour it's true. Kyle Goins of Shelby, nc. It will be top news story on google
@@jasonstrahler9508 Holy shit. Did they live in Lucedale, Mississippi? I met that dude while he was in lockdown if that is where.
Only Derek reads the Emoji faces to us, my boy Derek does it right.
This is what you were born to do, Derek. Narrate the first tren-based drama
The cutaways with his input just make it so good lol
If there really was a Tren the Movie it could totally star Derek pretending to be a dude on Tren and going through a cycle and all of the life falling apart and going through the side effects. That would be bad ass.
It actually would make a good script
That shit must be good.
There actually is a movie on prime about this dude that decides to get on gear, uses a finaplex kit to make tren from finaplex tablets, gets an infection. Links up with a ugl and gets on everything and his life falls apart all while having bigarexia
Someone one must do this
The after university special
Bro's life is literaly a movie, interesting characters, good backstory for both main characters, psychological development
Child development of a brain on tren 😂😂😂😂
Derek's face when he was trying to physically make the xD face is forever the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao
Timestamp
@@selfimproover 5:12
Stiopic get on the sauce for that Jones match. I know you got that immigrant mentality but it's not enough.
Bro facts 😭
😂😂😂😂
Who else cannot watch a 40+ minute Netflix show but easily enjoyed this video?
Watch the movie bullhead.
This has more(and more believable) story than any Netflix show
@@xumu4bruv this whole ‘story’ is exactly the same as a Belgian movie.. the guy mentioned he lived in Belgium, he prolly just copied the whole movie tbh
🤣
The guy in the story is what every guy imagines his 20's will be like
lol
i'm 25 atm, raised religious and conservative. I can't imagine living like this guy. This guys relationships are too crazy! If your exclusive with someone, why go back to them after they cheat on you? I might be able to understand if they spent years apart working on their own lives, but they both spent time apart maximizing the craziest life as possible. Tren or not this guys life is a roller coaster of unstable emotions, and banking on looks to solve every life challenge. Hope he's doing better now.
@@reptilesgamers00 Not religious or conservative here, but I cant imagine going through all that shit either 😂 Sounds horrible and so toxic. All the red flags present since the beginning, steroids just bring out more of what's already going on inside, can turn mild depression into a very deep one. Thats why I make sure to try to blast when everything in my life is happy in stable (job, relationships, productivity, hobbies, etc.)
@@reptilesgamers00 he's doing that because a man's love for a woman is irrational and he cannot see that she doesnt love him anymore. He was just a simp
Nah, other than banging top escorts, it sounds like a nightmare to me
Bless his heart, he thought a PT offering a free session was because they saw potential in him, no broski, that's called a sales pitch. You get a free lunch at a time share meeting.
I can't sit through a Netflix movie for at least 10min. But I can last 40plus mins of Derek
Ikr that story was intense!
@@Vrilliance his narrating voice and style bro. Fucking dry and entertaining. Dunno if I used dry right.
Matt L Dry like beef jerky, not dry like morning mouth
@@Ken-no5ip man has a blessed voice and god tier humor bro
that last bit came out a lil wrong buddy
I’m so glad I stepped into the wormhole of juice heads and aspiring juiceheads
48min 29sec in a sauna without sweating - new world record
Bruh I can’t 🤣
😂
It’s his kitchen wall
Thank you for a small audio book to listen to while I work out. Much love.
if we all start taking tren & post our stories in the sub reddit we are supporting our favorite content creator
use cod "Derek" to buy your tren 😎
@@Gymrat56 Post a link to your tren horror story thread on Reddit and use the promo code "Derek" for 20% off your PCT and legal fees!
Imagine fighting over a girl that's literally cheating on you. Sad as fuck.
I’ve never been there, but I imagine it’s a lot harder to get out of that when you’re actually in it.
they deserve each other
He was dating a prostitute. Then when he met another girl he convinced her to become a prostitute. This guy clearly has a screw loose.
I thought it was sad, then I saw how she looks like....
@@jpviegas How then?
I’m already excited for the sequel called “Tren 2: The Sauna Chronicles”.
The ultimate sequel name 😂
three tren, three furious
We need a More Dishes More Bitches cut
Trenface: the tren is yours
TrenLord : The Dark Delts Return
I 100% agree w the take Derek has about different sex drives in a relationships. No bigger drive in a relationship besides sexual discrepancies
He dated prostitutes, lol.
@@mp5249 lol Derek did? Well I don’t agree with that at all but I still agree with the first statement haha
Totally, you have to find someone who can match your energy without yourself being a complete degenerate. If not that, find someone that let's you blow off steam in other ways.
There are definitely bigger drivers than sex in relationships.
@@munchems thats probably one of the biggest, think about it, and i know it first hand as well
Someone call Hollywood right now and get this script rolling! 😂
Seriously though
Right I was logged in
I better get paid tho xD xD
@@belgamsafn lol they would take the story and pretend it's not u
It’s funny how most of these are probably trolls but Derek still reacts to them for our entertainment 😂
I don't even care if they're trolls, "bedtime story" Derek is my second favorite, of course "shove it up your ass, Murphy boy" Derek is #1 lmao
To be fair, this one seems to have a decent amount of evidence and seems way too elaborate to be a troll. But I mean who knows. Regardless, they are fun to listen to. Especially Derek saying the name of the smiley face. It kills me.
It's fake for sure, but it's still entertainting to listen too. Just like shit on r/nosleep.
@@hazey5736 im skeptical about the 3 months in jail after seemingly making hundreds of thousands if not millions selling coke, without snitching...but it's Europe so I can't be sure.
@@williamblackfyre4866 This story is fake from start to finish, but just like the stories on r/nosleep, it's meant to be taken as a real story, it's entertainment. Just like some of the stories on r/nosleep end up on youtube, this guys goal was to get derek to read his story.
Can you imagine Derek doing this only to realize the camera wasn’t recording? 😖
it would result in roid rage
I watched this during my cardio session and it went by so quick, I was so encapsulated the whole time
Talking about Tren on youtube = supraphysiological amounts of algorithm
It probably helps maybe I will try it. Commenting 0n videos works better.
this is a very sad story. I will share what my therapist use to say back in the day when I was dealing with overcoming past traumas through unhealthy means - you cannot fix the internal with the external. If you were shockingly poor, or mocked for your body, or abandoned or phisically attacked you can build the biggest biceps, you can earn a million dollars, you can surround yourself with a ton of friends - nothing will fill the void, you will only start getting unhealthy and obsessed with these temporary fixes. It is great to have spectacular body, to be well off and to have many friends, but these have nothing to do with fixing your traumas. You have to work on your mental health along with your phisical image, love life and social status. Listening to this story, even if fake, I coulnd't stop myself from thinking - damn if only this boy would put some money on therapy and books and start wokring on himself he wouldn't be dating dodgy girls, hangout with dodgy mates, sell drugs and go into extremes with fitness. He went though all this trouble just to cover the scars from being bullied for his body and feeling inferior to other boys who had better composition and would have girls attention, so he started picking up trophy bimbos, shooting dodgy gear and selling drugs to feel succesful, handsome and loved.
Excellent response, fully agree, I'm working on myself trying to fix past traumas, wish I did this 20 years ago 🙏
luckily I realized this at the age of 26 and have nowhere near the amount of mistakes this guy did. Focusing on my mental health has made everything else 10x easier.
Thank you for this, I need to hear that today. Very apt way of putting it.
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Funny
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What a wild tren induced story! That guy went on a crazy ride that shows how much this stuff get psychologically mess you up especially if you have some serious insecurities and problems.
Bae wanted to watch Netflix, I said “is Tren: The Movie on there? That’s what I thought. See you in an hour.”
These dudes are literally just submitting their movie scripts to dereks subreddit instead of Hollywood lmfao
what’s the subreddit
Derek: 'These Stories keep getting better and better'
Also Derek 12 seconds later: 'How Tren made me almost lose my mind and kill myself'
i see myself coming back to this every now and again
Who needs Gorilla Dream when you can listen to story time with Derek
I vote for more visual impressions of emoji's from Derek like at 5:13
That made laugh more than I needed to
Laughing-crying face
Your a god damned genius for making this Derek. My friend said hes going on 300 tren and test. I doubt he will be my friend for much longer....
Please keep a diary 👌 😂
@Thor God of Thunder Lol is this the guns don't kill people of PEDs?
@Thor God of Thunder don't be an idiot
@Thor God of Thunder Wouldnt changing your moods, temperament, and thought patterns be changing "you." If tren doesnt screw with your head you are an outlier.
@Thor God of Thunder It can influence your decision making. Don't be dumb.
The same concept of not letting one relationship define you should be applied to not letting your muscles define you. This man threw away his life for 25 pounds.
It wasn't the 25 pounds... he's mentally sick. Going from escort to escort expecting good things to come, manipulating his "friend with benefits" to pimp her out, etc
This is the blockbuster I've been waiting for
*Grabs anabolic popcorn*
*bulkbuster
I hope Derek gets a best picture for this film 🍿
Imagine dating an escort then being surprised when she cheats
Cheating is one thing, she did it for a full year, probably longer, while talking to me about building a future and having kids with me, asking me to come live with her. Claiming she only dated rich old powerfull men.. yeah i was surprised. My one time cheating, and one time slip up kissing a girl, i admitted to her, she never admitted jack shit, had to find all out by myself in prison ;) But still true, nothing is healthy about all that
great comment pal lol
@@belgamsafn
dam bro are u single now?
@@benaw4603 Yeah man, met some tinder chicks but nothing i see myself settling with
@@belgamsafn
did u just do all that for the V chick to end up here? what happened to her?
bro that's unbelievable lmao
Can't wait for the sequel... Trenscendence
Made me snort, good job
This guys story should be mandatory reading for young guys who are just starting out. Thanks for doing the good work of sharing these stories Derek.
At first i just wanted to write it off of me, but i also hope it will have this impact for younger people, because the culture is getting out of hand
Along with the pictures. His face looks so dead like a hardcore alcoholic
I would've never though I'd see the day Derek do the "xD" face and imitate it so well
5:13
Lol
You mean this one? 😆
After the breakup when he said “I went online and placed my order” I lost it 😂 😭
Did anyone else watch the whole thing, no skips, while you were in bed? Just me? Damn... there’s 48 mins of watch time for the algorithm, Derek.
Play back speed: 1.75x
I did but while doing stuff 1x speed
Yes. I completed the TREN the movie in bed challenge.
I dealt with an inmate several years ago who was an insane MMA fighter but too violent that trainers no longer wanted to train him. He had an explosive hair trigger temper as well. Other inmates walked on egg shells around him because he was no joke. One of the only times that I truly worried about what would happen if he tried to assault me... turns out, his dosage of testosterone he was receiving was several times what it was suppose to be. As soon as his dosage was fixed, he never returned except once to finish a sentence and it was so nice to see him evened out. I didn't know that he had been over prescribed for years but once his head was clear, it was nice to see his real self emerge.
This guy had issues far before the Tren lol
Husband: "there's no way that guy was in America, he was way to passionate about a girl"
😆😆 Derek imitation
This sounds like a 6th grade creative writing project.
Ya whoever wrote this is full of shit lol
Reads like a movie starring Jason Statham. Cherry on top was when he was "prescribed" TREN, like aight. Fuck off with your fairytale.
@@ribthiefz8283 The only parts of his story I believe is that he smokes weed and watches MPMD
this sounds like a 5 star action movie no 6th grader could write this
@@Michael-od7vv True, when I was in the 6th grade my writing skills were vastly superior to his. How about 5th grade?
44:50 for all the masses of roids, he just looks like a dedicated natural weight trainer or a genetically gifted construction worker.
He forced his way into her apartment after just meeting her? That's weird man.
Lots of his story made him look weird but he articulates well. Lol
that was the weird part for you???
(all jokes)
Thats beyond weird
Sounds like a caveman and the gf sounds like a cavegirl
It's just funny because the guy makes himself out to be an "alpha" when the whole story he was showing Simp behavior.
These tren stories are better than melatonin or Benadryl, 10/10
The real truth is... V and S, left this guy for Derek's delts... One each.
Illuminati confirmed.
Hahaha
Lessons learned - if you are a simp, don’t take tren. But seriously, if a girl doesn’t entertains another guy then it’s never gonna work brother. Chances are is that she just wants attention from whoever will give it to her
And the winner of Anabolic Oscars 2021 goes to _TREN - The Movie_
Derek please make more videos like these.
Mike O Tren lead actor
Please don’t if you wanna hear more go to any Local Long Island bar around 1 am any day of the week.. trust me I’ve been hearing these stories all my life!! 🥴
Well spent time. Don't get scared of by the length of this clip, guys. This story is something else. Derek reading it, and giving some insights only make it so much better. Specially for me who has never tried any gear. Good job as always Derek! 💪🏼❤️
“Bigger than last time”
That actually made me laugh lol
What a frigin nightmare life. Impossible goals, impossible life style, too few brain cells and no-one to stop him. Who wants t live a life like this?
One of the underrated parts of these videos is when Derek gets really specific on calling out the emojis.
Best part lmfao
I’m 45 and was on sarms (s23) 2 years off and on. This year TRT and tren. Got the night sweats, forcing food intake, no rage, horney, weird dreams. Love it 😍
Tren lord story narrated by the Deathstar delts himself. What a crossover.
Holy insecurity. The man in the story truly belongs behind bars.
TRENERT by Christopher Nolan - MPMD Productions
Playin cs go with Derek on the background is the new move
Love these tren stories...rapidly becoming my favourite segment. Please keep banging these out derek..theyre brilliant n i feel the first 2hr one is just round the corner 😁
This was intense 😯 idk when he got his tren etc from what doctor, but legit legit there are HRT and TRT clinics that are prescribing TREN and testosterone to people for the therapies now. It’s legit around the ones that are near me
Where? So I can avoid them ofc…
Whats your ig my guy. Can i send a dm
@@mrlewin5134. Hook me up
Someone said it looks like he’s laying on the floor and now i can’t unsee it
I hate you for pointing this out🤯
Haha that was me