TREN - The Movie

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  • Опубликовано: 10 янв 2025

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  • @endlessmars5735
    @endlessmars5735 3 года назад +5385

    This is the most extensive back story for a GTA character.

    • @Vrilliance
      @Vrilliance 3 года назад +36

      Lol GTA character

    • @Mr_Magpie_
      @Mr_Magpie_ 3 года назад +13

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @imperialgaurd7378
      @imperialgaurd7378 3 года назад +92

      Remember Brucie from GTA4. Sounds a bit like him.

    • @endlessmars5735
      @endlessmars5735 3 года назад +4

      @@imperialgaurd7378 thats the one!

    • @HomieAsthma
      @HomieAsthma 3 года назад +59

      @@imperialgaurd7378 bullshark testosterone was just tren 😂

  • @m_js5709
    @m_js5709 3 года назад +11830

    "I wanted to completely fix my life... I just needed to finish my cycle first" lmao classic

    • @breadman5048
      @breadman5048 3 года назад +228

      lmao tailor made for this channel 🤣

    • @fgarciz
      @fgarciz 3 года назад +293

      Beginners. "I'm at I will put my life back together after my gyno surgery"

    • @superrdg
      @superrdg 3 года назад +79

      How much could it really have been fixed he was in love with an escort that guy is a complete idiot

    • @vxSMOKEYxv
      @vxSMOKEYxv 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @jakeherter
      @jakeherter 3 года назад +4

      I'm dying lol

  • @danielgoetteljr.5949
    @danielgoetteljr.5949 3 года назад +11042

    This man just read us a 40+ minute long story, no cuts, no water, just full algorithm abducting delt-god

    • @kiwiixisolate4518
      @kiwiixisolate4518 3 года назад +86

      Lmfao I laughed out loud

    • @DarkFoX750
      @DarkFoX750 3 года назад +27

      I feel pampered

    • @karltheodorruby8518
      @karltheodorruby8518 3 года назад +49

      @@UNcommonSenseAUS ur fault if u dont use adblock

    • @LaertKraja1
      @LaertKraja1 3 года назад +12

      @@UNcommonSenseAUS i only got 1 at the end of the video

    • @hudsoned7346
      @hudsoned7346 3 года назад +7

      @@UNcommonSenseAUS thats youtube for you

  • @Taylor-hb9er
    @Taylor-hb9er 2 года назад +2239

    He can pronounce every pharmaceutical ever but cant say names

    • @MrSqurk
      @MrSqurk 2 года назад +18

      I feel his pain. Names always duck me up until I hear someone else say them

    • @leek1002
      @leek1002 2 года назад +32

      To be fair Bulgarian or Russian names get me too. I tried reading War and peace and gave up (832 Russian characters)...lol

    • @bogus69
      @bogus69 2 года назад +1

      A small price to pay

    • @danny9905
      @danny9905 2 года назад

      Reading this while derek sputters: ‘Papapablepo pablo, Mattias Schullenee-arstzt.

    • @themostdiabolicalhater5986
      @themostdiabolicalhater5986 Год назад +6

      He’s seen the pharmaceutical names before, duh

  • @ChanakyaSharma
    @ChanakyaSharma 3 года назад +11231

    Only Derek can write, direct, shoot, produce, edit and upload a Movie all while being in a Sauna.

    • @WastedMind93
      @WastedMind93 3 года назад +761

      Hes laying on the floor man

    • @lilboer5340
      @lilboer5340 3 года назад +80

      Bro for years on end!

    • @tylivalord
      @tylivalord 3 года назад +227

      and to top all of that, the heat radiates from Derek's body, not the sauna.

    • @bigm9641
      @bigm9641 3 года назад +54

      @CJP can't unsee this now hahah

    • @R_Stans
      @R_Stans 3 года назад +3

      He has an “editor”

  • @Bradikan
    @Bradikan 3 года назад +4733

    This kinda sounds like a decent movie plot ngl, id watch

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад +207

      I left so much out tho, i didn't want to bore the readers i thought xD

    • @openboxer3609
      @openboxer3609 3 года назад +64

      @@belgamsafn you should release a part 2 bro!

    • @Bradikan
      @Bradikan 3 года назад +64

      @@belgamsafn yeah release a part 2, it was a good read while doing cardio. Im a story guy, i like a great story

    • @malefic1349
      @malefic1349 3 года назад +85

      @@belgamsafn Your writing is solid. As an amateur writer, I would encourage you to spend time to write out the story. Easily a story that would sell for a movie, or a series documentary.
      Seriously though, your writing was better than 80-90% of the short story writers I've read. Both in and out of college.

    • @zhuyiyao869
      @zhuyiyao869 3 года назад +30

      @@belgamsafn bro, hate to sound superficial. If your story is in fact true, then it looks pretty interesting and marketable. you should have posted this on youtube or some sort of social media.

  • @TodayEyeLearned
    @TodayEyeLearned 3 года назад +3238

    This is just “wolf of Wall Street: gym rat edition”

    • @chriscota1635
      @chriscota1635 3 года назад +9

      Haha yes!

    • @francecruz5157
      @francecruz5157 3 года назад +76

      that would be Pain and Gain

    • @XTheOneCat
      @XTheOneCat 3 года назад +27

      Pain in my Spine and Gainz.

    • @tomhudson4719
      @tomhudson4719 3 года назад +17

      Yea literally came to comment that this guy is just discount Jordan Belfort but yoked

    • @dyatlin4905
      @dyatlin4905 3 года назад +19

      Rat of sarm street

  • @BeesAcrossTheRockies
    @BeesAcrossTheRockies 2 года назад +1045

    This is the most apex Eurotrash biopic ever, I have so much empathy for every single terrible decision this dude made, it’s like he was trying to hit a combo multiplier

    • @archsys307
      @archsys307 Год назад +67

      im not gonna front his chick V looks a lot better from the back than the front lol. i expected a dime piece when he said top bulgarian escort

    • @lucastadesse2186
      @lucastadesse2186 Год назад +21

      This guy went through life without any structure

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Год назад +76

      Not me, he seems very proud of his behaviour. Being a pimp is pretty scummy 'I took her school, combed her her, we finished each others sentences and oh yeah I had her screwed by thousands of men and took 50% of the profits'

    • @Grunk369
      @Grunk369 Год назад +4

      @@kingcosworth2643it’s awful but I mean the druggies will get drugs regardless, at least he was giving shit that wasn’t laced. Main issue is the pimping.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Год назад +11

      @@Grunk369 The main issue is definitely the pimping.

  • @Blindstoic
    @Blindstoic 3 года назад +630

    The fact that this wasn’t nominated for an Oscar just proves Hollywood is supraphysiological out of touch.

    • @bluesap7318
      @bluesap7318 3 года назад +6

      If they don’t pay the man I’ll be absolutely livid.

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад +1

      hahah cheers bro, How do i secure the rights to my story tho xD xD, can someone just up and use this?

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад

      @@bluesap7318 where my moneys @ xD

    • @hortator0767
      @hortator0767 2 года назад +1

      @@belgamsafn bro has guts profile picture, the whole story makes sense now

  • @garrisonboyd1701
    @garrisonboyd1701 3 года назад +3036

    Derek is like our cool uncle who tried all the steroids so we don’t have to

  • @MamaSwole
    @MamaSwole 3 года назад +421

    lmao I died at the "so derek can read it to me like a bedtime story" comment bc that was one of my first thoughts when the vid started

  • @ArizonaAkinTv
    @ArizonaAkinTv 2 года назад +2853

    “Don’t date a chick with a low sex drive, unless you know how to interpret bloodwork and can intervene” 😂😂😂😂 my guy Derek

    • @1DEADBEEF1
      @1DEADBEEF1 2 года назад +1

      From my experience - dating girls that are hypersexual and need to get dick every two hours don't work Either - they all get bored when in a relationship (and can have sex anytime) and turn it all the way down to zero

    • @obnoxiousthegod
      @obnoxiousthegod 2 года назад +9

      💀

    • @obnoxiousthegod
      @obnoxiousthegod 2 года назад +1

      derek’s got his gf on trt to bang him

    • @JohnFartblast
      @JohnFartblast 2 года назад +250

      most mpmd sentence ever

    • @Goosetavula
      @Goosetavula 2 года назад +8

      What does he even mean by that?

  • @gixelz
    @gixelz 3 года назад +3143

    This guys life is so foreign to me, it's hard to wrap my mind around that there's people like this out there. What a crazy phase you had in your life.

    • @ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018
      @ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018 3 года назад +822

      Fr. I spent my 20's writing my masters thesis and playing csgo.

    • @giorgig4828
      @giorgig4828 3 года назад +133

      ​@@ifigetbannedagainyoutubeis2018 My 20s will likely be the same except for anime instead of csgo

    • @WordBearer48
      @WordBearer48 3 года назад +402

      If you listen past the middle it becomes clear this story is fake. Good story, but very obviously fake.

    • @bigshmoke9653
      @bigshmoke9653 3 года назад +58

      @@WordBearer48 probably

    • @JanoyCresva
      @JanoyCresva 3 года назад +172

      Its so fake. He's watched way too many youtube prison storytimes.

  • @SimonLi
    @SimonLi 3 года назад +2049

    Lmao never would I have thought I’d read a movie title called “Tren: The Movie” in my entire 24 years of living lol

    • @nutcereal5298
      @nutcereal5298 3 года назад +20

      You dead now?

    • @tjcmoto5484
      @tjcmoto5484 3 года назад +25

      Oh well at 32 I could imagine any title. Nothing surprises me.

    • @cloudlink1645
      @cloudlink1645 3 года назад +2

      @@nutcereal5298 ppppppl7pp put pp7p

    • @willcresson8776
      @willcresson8776 3 года назад +5

      Give it another few years. I turned 28 this year and after a few years floating around the crappy side of society in my mid 20s nothing surprises me anymore. I might not have expected it, but it doesn't surprise me.

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад +2

      Hey guys i'm the poster, Can you help my comment get noticed? Where i explain where i got the tren, and a little update. Also a link to my homevid lol xD xD

  • @victoryisHis
    @victoryisHis 3 года назад +2886

    "her goal was to cry and be abused (in a respectful way)"
    LMFAO

  • @andeemengaming5000
    @andeemengaming5000 Год назад +132

    "A man's youth is merely a massive test cycle'
    - Sun Tzu

  • @littleswol1
    @littleswol1 3 года назад +1682

    Not to self: never ever ever ever ever take Tren. I love being married. I love my freedom. I worked hard on not being a asshole and I value my health. Thanks for all these stories Derek.

    • @stanislavraska419
      @stanislavraska419 3 года назад +219

      "married" and "freedom" in 1 sentence jfl

    • @benromeromontoya9493
      @benromeromontoya9493 3 года назад +65

      @@stanislavraska419 yea, being “married” and “freedom” don’t go in the same sentence.

    • @littleswol1
      @littleswol1 3 года назад +51

      @@stanislavraska419 my wife is 18 years younger than me and that all the freedom I need 😂 but I see the irony!

    • @Nobody98456
      @Nobody98456 3 года назад +27

      @@littleswol1 she 31, and you 49?

    • @littleswol1
      @littleswol1 3 года назад +11

      @@Nobody98456 yes sir!

  • @GrilledCheeseDanny
    @GrilledCheeseDanny 3 года назад +648

    Ok kids, Daddy's got a different kind of bedtime story for you tonight

  • @kristofer4550
    @kristofer4550 3 года назад +730

    Derek dissecting what xD would look like as an actual face is the peak of him reading out emojis.

    • @derekdeadlifts2986
      @derekdeadlifts2986 3 года назад +12

      Must be a Derek thing ahaha

    • @ethan2123
      @ethan2123 3 года назад +19

      yeah lmao i died at that part

    • @Vrilliance
      @Vrilliance 3 года назад +5

      Yeah that was hilarious

    • @Moose92411
      @Moose92411 3 года назад +1

      Perhaps the best part of the entire video 🤣

    • @ZeddisDead
      @ZeddisDead 3 года назад +2

      He's so utterly serious about it. I def took a screenshot of him making that face. 😝

  • @russellmuscle7434
    @russellmuscle7434 2 года назад +153

    I cycled tren and gained a 6 star wanted level within the week

  • @nonamernobrainer846
    @nonamernobrainer846 3 года назад +2202

    "laughing... smiling"
    Seeing Derek trying interpret emoticons and emojis makes my day, holy balls

    • @MoreTrenMoreMen69
      @MoreTrenMoreMen69 3 года назад +97

      the fact he didnt just call it xd killed me LMFAO

    • @DavidPrObooMBer
      @DavidPrObooMBer 3 года назад +123

      "Vigorously laughing internet symbol"

    • @xXSN3AKYSN1P3STERXx
      @xXSN3AKYSN1P3STERXx 3 года назад +8

      @@MoreTrenMoreMen69 came here for this comment

    • @Erik-yt8qb
      @Erik-yt8qb 3 года назад +7

      Super physiological laughing

    • @egall2750
      @egall2750 3 года назад +13

      This was his greatest foe, the XD

  • @kwill1636
    @kwill1636 3 года назад +910

    Idk whether all these tren stories lately make me want to stay away from tren forever, or hop on 500 mg next week

    • @marcelosHuevos
      @marcelosHuevos 3 года назад +45

      imo it’s not worth it, a lot more negatives then positives

    • @bsrkoacar8414
      @bsrkoacar8414 3 года назад +141

      Go big or go home. 1g

    • @evanodum563
      @evanodum563 3 года назад +9

      @@marcelosHuevos have you used it?
      Enanthate doesn’t give me the severe sides acetate does btw

    • @rodiculous9464
      @rodiculous9464 3 года назад +7

      @@evanodum563 the running joke about tren e is "sides in a vial"

    • @carmahfk7399
      @carmahfk7399 3 года назад +14

      Haha right. There's something so Fd up about us men. Like how someone tells us not to do something because it can ruin your life yet how boss u can get on it 🤔

  • @notsobluebear
    @notsobluebear 3 года назад +1316

    Stories of seduction and trenbologna sandwiches, narrated in Derek's deltoilicious voice = the modern man's true crime documentary

  • @Garbagefly
    @Garbagefly Год назад +43

    Awesome story thanks for sharing. Dude is arguably the villain but his honesty and humility r rare and appreciated

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn Год назад

      Thanks bro

    • @dannymc1971
      @dannymc1971 3 месяца назад

      @@belgamsafn bro your some dude hope you find a good girl bro and stay far away from tren

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 месяца назад

      @@dannymc1971 Appreciate that brother, i hope so as well. No worries tren is gone from my life. All the best to you too

  • @reformedstoic1581
    @reformedstoic1581 3 года назад +5025

    Man, I almost want to blast a cycle of tren just for the memes.

    • @andrew1jl
      @andrew1jl 3 года назад +60

      Same

    • @orion10x10
      @orion10x10 3 года назад +196

      @@andrew1jl TREN Baloney sandwiches be looking good AF rn

    • @boboseca5749
      @boboseca5749 3 года назад +63

      dont do it, its not worth it. imo

    • @orion10x10
      @orion10x10 3 года назад +408

      @@boboseca5749 you obviously don't meme hard enough. You don't understand

    • @israeladesanyasgyno999
      @israeladesanyasgyno999 3 года назад +234

      @@boboseca5749 you wouldnt get it some cycle tren for the gains we cycle tren for the meme

  • @MagpieMcGraw
    @MagpieMcGraw 3 года назад +1480

    We're halfway through the story, the guy's already been in jail, AND WE'RE JUST NOW GETTING TO THE TREN.

    • @8acun
      @8acun 2 года назад +9

      facts

    • @thanos9209
      @thanos9209 2 года назад +6

      😂😂😂 bruhhh

    • @chrisquas4113
      @chrisquas4113 2 года назад +21

      All these horror stories is why I don’t mess with this shit. I wouldn’t make it. I’d lose my mind.

    • @jongrotrian5067
      @jongrotrian5067 2 года назад +21

      @@chrisquas4113 wise men learn from the mistakes of others. No need to go there

    • @breadman5048
      @breadman5048 2 года назад +9

      That’s cuz tren is a journey

  • @P3nguin79
    @P3nguin79 3 года назад +533

    Derek should honestly narrate an audio book about PEDs. I'm guessing it would be like Goosebumps but for gym bros.

  • @patrik6088
    @patrik6088 Год назад +33

    Lmao the dudes first thought when they locked him up was how to run a PCT in prison - classic tren fiend

  • @RyS2014
    @RyS2014 3 года назад +2540

    How are we going to simply skip over the fact that this dude pimped out his what I guess was his best friend... Before Tren was even involved

    • @gnomeam
      @gnomeam 3 года назад +294

      He lols at her calling him a manipulator too. POS

    • @tomhudson4719
      @tomhudson4719 3 года назад +623

      Yea I love how Derek just reads the story and never once mentions how this guy is an F tier human being

    • @RyS2014
      @RyS2014 3 года назад +154

      @@tomhudson4719 yeah I understand making the video for content and showing the demons of tren and all, but I would never do anything to glorify this man in any way.

    • @tomhudson4719
      @tomhudson4719 3 года назад +192

      @@RyS2014 Yea I totally get making the video. Good video actually. It's just Derek has an audience of like .75 million. He should, imo, make it clear that this guy didn't struggle in life because he took tren but because he got into drugs, hookers, and other stuff that ruins your life.

    • @alucard6919
      @alucard6919 3 года назад +132

      Any link to the xvideos clip?

  • @Ten_Mil_Will
    @Ten_Mil_Will 3 года назад +980

    Wait a minute! The dude has an escort for a gf and, when he went to prison, she cheated on him?!?!? No way! Who would have ever seen that coming lol

    • @2TU74
      @2TU74 3 года назад +177

      i know. sheesh, can’t even trust escorts these days :(

    • @abcdefbcdefg8352
      @abcdefbcdefg8352 3 года назад +128

      @@2TU74 but she told me she loved me...

    • @jessehardin8500
      @jessehardin8500 3 года назад +11

      I was thinking the same thing like wtf did you expect

    • @Mickey-km7hy
      @Mickey-km7hy 3 года назад +3

      She found his tren cache

    • @linfrey1103
      @linfrey1103 2 года назад +4

      She saw plenty coming

  • @DreIsGoneFission
    @DreIsGoneFission 2 года назад +97

    All respect to the dude who shared his story. I’m glad he did so, and I’m glad he seems to be doing well. I am ALSO not sure how much of the stuff wouldn’t have happened without the TREN in this case. He’s got issues.

    • @blankaffinity
      @blankaffinity Год назад

      issues and those girls are MIDDDD asf

  • @chroniccosmonaut5599
    @chroniccosmonaut5599 3 года назад +521

    After I took tren I lost 2 years of my life,
    Woke up in Greece naked covered in acne absolutely shredded

    • @Poly-Goon
      @Poly-Goon 2 года назад +10

      I KNOW how tha feelS

    • @juanrinon6307
      @juanrinon6307 2 года назад +30

      This is one of the funniest comments i've read in my entire life LMFAO

    • @billapostolou7478
      @billapostolou7478 2 года назад +16

      Greece be like that sometimes. As a Greek, I approve

    • @gamerk1625
      @gamerk1625 2 года назад +8

      Woke up in Greece Next To A Man*

  • @AdamIsMyNameO
    @AdamIsMyNameO 3 года назад +138

    Derek needs to green screen a living room with a fireplace as background for these bedtime stories

  • @sean_meldrum
    @sean_meldrum 3 года назад +1722

    Some of it may have happened but I think he also padded the story out with bits from a movie called Bullhead. He mentions that V was seeing an actor named Matthias Schoenaerts. Look him up and you'll find Bullhead, a 2011 Belgian film that he was in. It's about a drug dealer who takes growth hormones meant for his family's cattle and eventually fights a bunch of people over a girl. There are also a lot of potential references to Bullhead throughout the story, like him pressing his forehead into the gangster's during the confrontation, the drug running, and of course him repeatedly referring to himself as a bull.

    • @stilo2703
      @stilo2703 3 года назад +65

      That's crazy

    • @manman-yv1lb
      @manman-yv1lb 3 года назад +138

      Bro if this is true lmfao

    • @ishish8816
      @ishish8816 3 года назад +189

      Disclaimer: not familiar with the film. But what makes those films entertaining is that really is some people's lives e.g Topboy in UK , a lot of it tends to be based on scenarios that are very common and do happen, and souped up guys being referred to as bulls are not uncommon

    • @2TU74
      @2TU74 3 года назад +124

      i wish i never seen your comment.

    • @lollol-kz8vc
      @lollol-kz8vc 3 года назад +50

      @@ishish8816 this lol i literally lived fucking top boy from 12-17, eg drug dealing ,fighting ,friend got stabbed ,beat a guy till he was on the floor bleeding, stabbed someone, got stabbed a few times, saw someone get shot(id never even seen a a gun before that), running from police, jumping into bushes and lying in the mud to hide, having the reputation as a "thug" and all the other bs that comes from being a retard, even got my own redemption arc since i have never been arrested, im going to uni for law im doing well and i left that city behind as soon as i could

  • @AxaFin
    @AxaFin Год назад +16

    All I learned from this was if I ever have to fight a juicehead I'll just have to grapple till he gets a heart attack.

  • @patrickboarman7933
    @patrickboarman7933 3 года назад +271

    Derek doing this face: 😆 is really what I needed today

  • @nigerianprincewithaids
    @nigerianprincewithaids 3 года назад +362

    Someone should make a 24/7 Tren stories to relax/study to video

  • @crawforddavid6810
    @crawforddavid6810 3 года назад +485

    “Overhorny child that can’t control their temper” I honestly can’t think of a more accurate tren description

    • @rodiculous9464
      @rodiculous9464 3 года назад +88

      This was before he started taking the tren

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад +27

      I wasn't on any gear when she said that to me xD, But i was drinking, smoking and doing C. Practically worse than being on Tren i bet xD

    • @arkyboy3673
      @arkyboy3673 3 года назад +4

      @Thor God of Thunder Thats not true.

    • @willcresson8776
      @willcresson8776 3 года назад +13

      Worse yet, being called that by a hooker. Not because there's anything wrong with being a hooker, but their exposure to this shit has got to be pretty damn high.
      Aside - If you like to have a lot of sex, it's probably unwise to be with someone who does it for a living.

    • @Sosaparks
      @Sosaparks 3 года назад

      @@belgamsafn C meaning coke, yeah?

  • @History_Coffee
    @History_Coffee 2 года назад +205

    I grew up with a dude who would blast steroids and then smoke dust. He'd freak the fuck out and break shit/attack people and then be like "why's everyone yelling? Why did everyone leave?"

    • @jasonstrahler9508
      @jasonstrahler9508 2 года назад +16

      Also knew someone like that. Ended up locking is father in his trailer and setting it on fire.

    • @etiennelatour
      @etiennelatour 2 года назад +1

      @@thhisisnotherere You actually believe that guy, lmao

    • @AlwaysOnThePunt
      @AlwaysOnThePunt 2 года назад

      He was just having fun

    • @juststrength9115
      @juststrength9115 Год назад +1

      @@etiennelatour it's true. Kyle Goins of Shelby, nc. It will be top news story on google

    • @guulish
      @guulish Год назад +1

      @@jasonstrahler9508 Holy shit. Did they live in Lucedale, Mississippi? I met that dude while he was in lockdown if that is where.

  • @crazymelvis5877
    @crazymelvis5877 3 года назад +161

    Only Derek reads the Emoji faces to us, my boy Derek does it right.

  • @ChiliMeBeans
    @ChiliMeBeans 3 года назад +243

    This is what you were born to do, Derek. Narrate the first tren-based drama

    • @8acun
      @8acun 2 года назад +1

      The cutaways with his input just make it so good lol

  • @imhatchmantoo
    @imhatchmantoo 3 года назад +365

    If there really was a Tren the Movie it could totally star Derek pretending to be a dude on Tren and going through a cycle and all of the life falling apart and going through the side effects. That would be bad ass.

    • @ashleytaylor994
      @ashleytaylor994 3 года назад +14

      It actually would make a good script

    • @ivanssitompul3196
      @ivanssitompul3196 3 года назад +3

      That shit must be good.

    • @Jmack7861
      @Jmack7861 3 года назад +6

      There actually is a movie on prime about this dude that decides to get on gear, uses a finaplex kit to make tren from finaplex tablets, gets an infection. Links up with a ugl and gets on everything and his life falls apart all while having bigarexia

    • @texasbeaver8188
      @texasbeaver8188 3 года назад

      Someone one must do this

    • @justinmcduffie5863
      @justinmcduffie5863 3 года назад +1

      The after university special

  • @Supermoi1234
    @Supermoi1234 Год назад +13

    Bro's life is literaly a movie, interesting characters, good backstory for both main characters, psychological development

    • @joonjonjew
      @joonjonjew 5 месяцев назад

      Child development of a brain on tren 😂😂😂😂

  • @VaLULrant
    @VaLULrant 3 года назад +688

    Derek's face when he was trying to physically make the xD face is forever the funniest shit I've ever seen lmao

    • @selfimproover
      @selfimproover 3 года назад +20

      Timestamp

    • @crowolf1683
      @crowolf1683 3 года назад +66

      @@selfimproover 5:12

    • @memevarg2530
      @memevarg2530 2 года назад +6

      Stiopic get on the sauce for that Jones match. I know you got that immigrant mentality but it's not enough.

    • @ShvdøwMvge
      @ShvdøwMvge 2 года назад

      Bro facts 😭

    • @alexxx5749
      @alexxx5749 2 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @immenseVisualz
    @immenseVisualz 3 года назад +652

    Who else cannot watch a 40+ minute Netflix show but easily enjoyed this video?

    • @wanderer9569
      @wanderer9569 2 года назад +1

      Watch the movie bullhead.

    • @xumu4
      @xumu4 Год назад

      This has more(and more believable) story than any Netflix show

    • @Messimo-Il-Predestinato
      @Messimo-Il-Predestinato Год назад +3

      @@xumu4bruv this whole ‘story’ is exactly the same as a Belgian movie.. the guy mentioned he lived in Belgium, he prolly just copied the whole movie tbh

    • @works2travel359
      @works2travel359 Год назад

      🤣

  • @cathay11
    @cathay11 3 года назад +585

    The guy in the story is what every guy imagines his 20's will be like

    • @derekdeadlifts2986
      @derekdeadlifts2986 3 года назад +4

      lol

    • @reptilesgamers00
      @reptilesgamers00 3 года назад +88

      i'm 25 atm, raised religious and conservative. I can't imagine living like this guy. This guys relationships are too crazy! If your exclusive with someone, why go back to them after they cheat on you? I might be able to understand if they spent years apart working on their own lives, but they both spent time apart maximizing the craziest life as possible. Tren or not this guys life is a roller coaster of unstable emotions, and banking on looks to solve every life challenge. Hope he's doing better now.

    • @kevinsj99
      @kevinsj99 3 года назад +45

      @@reptilesgamers00 Not religious or conservative here, but I cant imagine going through all that shit either 😂 Sounds horrible and so toxic. All the red flags present since the beginning, steroids just bring out more of what's already going on inside, can turn mild depression into a very deep one. Thats why I make sure to try to blast when everything in my life is happy in stable (job, relationships, productivity, hobbies, etc.)

    • @cathay11
      @cathay11 3 года назад +31

      @@reptilesgamers00 he's doing that because a man's love for a woman is irrational and he cannot see that she doesnt love him anymore. He was just a simp

    • @justhair17
      @justhair17 3 года назад +13

      Nah, other than banging top escorts, it sounds like a nightmare to me

  • @SmoltingWassie
    @SmoltingWassie 2 года назад +27

    Bless his heart, he thought a PT offering a free session was because they saw potential in him, no broski, that's called a sales pitch. You get a free lunch at a time share meeting.

  • @mattL0103
    @mattL0103 3 года назад +295

    I can't sit through a Netflix movie for at least 10min. But I can last 40plus mins of Derek

    • @Vrilliance
      @Vrilliance 3 года назад +2

      Ikr that story was intense!

    • @mattL0103
      @mattL0103 3 года назад +3

      @@Vrilliance his narrating voice and style bro. Fucking dry and entertaining. Dunno if I used dry right.

    • @Ken-no5ip
      @Ken-no5ip 3 года назад +2

      Matt L Dry like beef jerky, not dry like morning mouth

    • @mattL0103
      @mattL0103 3 года назад

      @@Ken-no5ip man has a blessed voice and god tier humor bro

    • @tajsek009
      @tajsek009 3 года назад

      that last bit came out a lil wrong buddy

  • @breadman5048
    @breadman5048 3 года назад +152

    I’m so glad I stepped into the wormhole of juice heads and aspiring juiceheads

  • @dannyd938
    @dannyd938 3 года назад +219

    48min 29sec in a sauna without sweating - new world record

  • @jangiurg5295
    @jangiurg5295 2 года назад +18

    Thank you for a small audio book to listen to while I work out. Much love.

  • @mason8241
    @mason8241 3 года назад +148

    if we all start taking tren & post our stories in the sub reddit we are supporting our favorite content creator

    • @Gymrat56
      @Gymrat56 3 года назад +20

      use cod "Derek" to buy your tren 😎

    • @Mrraerae
      @Mrraerae 3 года назад +6

      @@Gymrat56 Post a link to your tren horror story thread on Reddit and use the promo code "Derek" for 20% off your PCT and legal fees!

  • @keg1703
    @keg1703 3 года назад +873

    Imagine fighting over a girl that's literally cheating on you. Sad as fuck.

    • @benh4341
      @benh4341 3 года назад +108

      I’ve never been there, but I imagine it’s a lot harder to get out of that when you’re actually in it.

    • @jozefhorniak8191
      @jozefhorniak8191 3 года назад +57

      they deserve each other

    • @KidVll
      @KidVll 3 года назад +49

      He was dating a prostitute. Then when he met another girl he convinced her to become a prostitute. This guy clearly has a screw loose.

    • @jpviegas
      @jpviegas 2 года назад +5

      I thought it was sad, then I saw how she looks like....

    • @OnlyBobGreen
      @OnlyBobGreen 2 года назад

      @@jpviegas How then?

  • @Steve-bi5ny
    @Steve-bi5ny 3 года назад +240

    I’m already excited for the sequel called “Tren 2: The Sauna Chronicles”.

  • @parker1594
    @parker1594 2 года назад +221

    I 100% agree w the take Derek has about different sex drives in a relationships. No bigger drive in a relationship besides sexual discrepancies

    • @mp5249
      @mp5249 2 года назад

      He dated prostitutes, lol.

    • @parker1594
      @parker1594 2 года назад +1

      @@mp5249 lol Derek did? Well I don’t agree with that at all but I still agree with the first statement haha

    • @varun009
      @varun009 2 года назад

      Totally, you have to find someone who can match your energy without yourself being a complete degenerate. If not that, find someone that let's you blow off steam in other ways.

    • @munchems
      @munchems 2 года назад +22

      There are definitely bigger drivers than sex in relationships.

    • @30tc
      @30tc 2 года назад +1

      @@munchems thats probably one of the biggest, think about it, and i know it first hand as well

  • @camaro69920
    @camaro69920 3 года назад +201

    Someone call Hollywood right now and get this script rolling! 😂

    • @841-o6g
      @841-o6g 3 года назад +6

      Seriously though

    • @okthenwhatever6270
      @okthenwhatever6270 3 года назад

      Right I was logged in

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад +2

      I better get paid tho xD xD

    • @Tom-vu1wr
      @Tom-vu1wr 3 года назад

      @@belgamsafn lol they would take the story and pretend it's not u

  • @Hi-cu2vx
    @Hi-cu2vx 3 года назад +321

    It’s funny how most of these are probably trolls but Derek still reacts to them for our entertainment 😂

    • @bighex5340
      @bighex5340 3 года назад +125

      I don't even care if they're trolls, "bedtime story" Derek is my second favorite, of course "shove it up your ass, Murphy boy" Derek is #1 lmao

    • @hazey5736
      @hazey5736 3 года назад +70

      To be fair, this one seems to have a decent amount of evidence and seems way too elaborate to be a troll. But I mean who knows. Regardless, they are fun to listen to. Especially Derek saying the name of the smiley face. It kills me.

    • @gigachad6787
      @gigachad6787 3 года назад +27

      It's fake for sure, but it's still entertainting to listen too. Just like shit on r/nosleep.

    • @williamblackfyre4866
      @williamblackfyre4866 3 года назад +23

      @@hazey5736 im skeptical about the 3 months in jail after seemingly making hundreds of thousands if not millions selling coke, without snitching...but it's Europe so I can't be sure.

    • @gigachad6787
      @gigachad6787 3 года назад +24

      @@williamblackfyre4866 This story is fake from start to finish, but just like the stories on r/nosleep, it's meant to be taken as a real story, it's entertainment. Just like some of the stories on r/nosleep end up on youtube, this guys goal was to get derek to read his story.

  • @pasajerodelabrujula8261
    @pasajerodelabrujula8261 3 года назад +223

    Can you imagine Derek doing this only to realize the camera wasn’t recording? 😖

  • @williammichael2777
    @williammichael2777 Год назад +7

    I watched this during my cardio session and it went by so quick, I was so encapsulated the whole time

  • @boomtetrisforjeff5441
    @boomtetrisforjeff5441 3 года назад +113

    Talking about Tren on youtube = supraphysiological amounts of algorithm

    • @derekdeadlifts2986
      @derekdeadlifts2986 3 года назад

      It probably helps maybe I will try it. Commenting 0n videos works better.

  • @ekaterinastaneva9922
    @ekaterinastaneva9922 3 года назад +90

    this is a very sad story. I will share what my therapist use to say back in the day when I was dealing with overcoming past traumas through unhealthy means - you cannot fix the internal with the external. If you were shockingly poor, or mocked for your body, or abandoned or phisically attacked you can build the biggest biceps, you can earn a million dollars, you can surround yourself with a ton of friends - nothing will fill the void, you will only start getting unhealthy and obsessed with these temporary fixes. It is great to have spectacular body, to be well off and to have many friends, but these have nothing to do with fixing your traumas. You have to work on your mental health along with your phisical image, love life and social status. Listening to this story, even if fake, I coulnd't stop myself from thinking - damn if only this boy would put some money on therapy and books and start wokring on himself he wouldn't be dating dodgy girls, hangout with dodgy mates, sell drugs and go into extremes with fitness. He went though all this trouble just to cover the scars from being bullied for his body and feeling inferior to other boys who had better composition and would have girls attention, so he started picking up trophy bimbos, shooting dodgy gear and selling drugs to feel succesful, handsome and loved.

    • @doogsfitness9510
      @doogsfitness9510 2 года назад +8

      Excellent response, fully agree, I'm working on myself trying to fix past traumas, wish I did this 20 years ago 🙏

    • @JapaAppa
      @JapaAppa 2 года назад +4

      luckily I realized this at the age of 26 and have nowhere near the amount of mistakes this guy did. Focusing on my mental health has made everything else 10x easier.

    • @187jesu
      @187jesu 2 года назад +3

      Thank you for this, I need to hear that today. Very apt way of putting it.

  • @MegaJeves
    @MegaJeves 3 года назад +129

    “Two needles way up!” “Tren out of Tren on Rotten Tomatoes.”

    • @MegaJeves
      @MegaJeves 3 года назад

      Follow me on ig @BodyByPandaExpress

    • @ars721
      @ars721 3 года назад

      Funny

    • @6nosis
      @6nosis 3 года назад

      😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣💀👻

  • @lessthantom2
    @lessthantom2 2 года назад +13

    What a wild tren induced story! That guy went on a crazy ride that shows how much this stuff get psychologically mess you up especially if you have some serious insecurities and problems.

  • @dotkom1234
    @dotkom1234 3 года назад +95

    Bae wanted to watch Netflix, I said “is Tren: The Movie on there? That’s what I thought. See you in an hour.”

  • @betweenthebars256
    @betweenthebars256 3 года назад +63

    These dudes are literally just submitting their movie scripts to dereks subreddit instead of Hollywood lmfao

  • @Dubadubadu123
    @Dubadubadu123 3 года назад +356

    Derek: 'These Stories keep getting better and better'
    Also Derek 12 seconds later: 'How Tren made me almost lose my mind and kill myself'

  • @woler6533
    @woler6533 Месяц назад +1

    i see myself coming back to this every now and again

  • @mahilanbala6474
    @mahilanbala6474 3 года назад +71

    Who needs Gorilla Dream when you can listen to story time with Derek

  • @aSinisterKiid
    @aSinisterKiid 3 года назад +145

    I vote for more visual impressions of emoji's from Derek like at 5:13

  • @cato8767
    @cato8767 3 года назад +127

    Your a god damned genius for making this Derek. My friend said hes going on 300 tren and test. I doubt he will be my friend for much longer....

    • @IntermitenciaMental
      @IntermitenciaMental 3 года назад +33

      Please keep a diary 👌 😂

    • @katarishigusimokirochepona6611
      @katarishigusimokirochepona6611 3 года назад +26

      @Thor God of Thunder Lol is this the guns don't kill people of PEDs?

    • @ryand589
      @ryand589 3 года назад +8

      @Thor God of Thunder don't be an idiot

    • @TrainToBeAFreak
      @TrainToBeAFreak 3 года назад +12

      @Thor God of Thunder Wouldnt changing your moods, temperament, and thought patterns be changing "you." If tren doesnt screw with your head you are an outlier.

    • @AesthMed
      @AesthMed 3 года назад +1

      @Thor God of Thunder It can influence your decision making. Don't be dumb.

  • @chordcapella
    @chordcapella 2 года назад +41

    The same concept of not letting one relationship define you should be applied to not letting your muscles define you. This man threw away his life for 25 pounds.

    • @leolandi3852
      @leolandi3852 7 месяцев назад

      It wasn't the 25 pounds... he's mentally sick. Going from escort to escort expecting good things to come, manipulating his "friend with benefits" to pimp her out, etc

  • @elvistrompf317
    @elvistrompf317 3 года назад +110

    This is the blockbuster I've been waiting for
    *Grabs anabolic popcorn*

  • @milesshealy7712
    @milesshealy7712 3 года назад +412

    Imagine dating an escort then being surprised when she cheats

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад +51

      Cheating is one thing, she did it for a full year, probably longer, while talking to me about building a future and having kids with me, asking me to come live with her. Claiming she only dated rich old powerfull men.. yeah i was surprised. My one time cheating, and one time slip up kissing a girl, i admitted to her, she never admitted jack shit, had to find all out by myself in prison ;) But still true, nothing is healthy about all that

    • @chrispee5786
      @chrispee5786 3 года назад +2

      great comment pal lol

    • @benaw4603
      @benaw4603 3 года назад +1

      @@belgamsafn
      dam bro are u single now?

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 3 года назад +15

      @@benaw4603 Yeah man, met some tinder chicks but nothing i see myself settling with

    • @benaw4603
      @benaw4603 3 года назад +2

      @@belgamsafn
      did u just do all that for the V chick to end up here? what happened to her?
      bro that's unbelievable lmao

  • @christiaan2182
    @christiaan2182 3 года назад +51

    Can't wait for the sequel... Trenscendence

    • @Derploop
      @Derploop 3 года назад +3

      Made me snort, good job

  • @FCWW87
    @FCWW87 2 года назад +21

    This guys story should be mandatory reading for young guys who are just starting out. Thanks for doing the good work of sharing these stories Derek.

    • @belgamsafn
      @belgamsafn 2 года назад +1

      At first i just wanted to write it off of me, but i also hope it will have this impact for younger people, because the culture is getting out of hand

    • @CommieCat
      @CommieCat Год назад

      Along with the pictures. His face looks so dead like a hardcore alcoholic

  • @MegaKhas
    @MegaKhas 3 года назад +68

    I would've never though I'd see the day Derek do the "xD" face and imitate it so well

  • @michaelm8188
    @michaelm8188 3 года назад +43

    After the breakup when he said “I went online and placed my order” I lost it 😂 😭

  • @landolockss
    @landolockss 3 года назад +173

    Did anyone else watch the whole thing, no skips, while you were in bed? Just me? Damn... there’s 48 mins of watch time for the algorithm, Derek.

    • @ljguy300
      @ljguy300 3 года назад +3

      Play back speed: 1.75x

    • @KronicNitron
      @KronicNitron 3 года назад +1

      I did but while doing stuff 1x speed

    • @20TonChop
      @20TonChop 3 года назад +1

      Yes. I completed the TREN the movie in bed challenge.

  • @NvrDieNvrSurrender
    @NvrDieNvrSurrender 2 года назад +51

    I dealt with an inmate several years ago who was an insane MMA fighter but too violent that trainers no longer wanted to train him. He had an explosive hair trigger temper as well. Other inmates walked on egg shells around him because he was no joke. One of the only times that I truly worried about what would happen if he tried to assault me... turns out, his dosage of testosterone he was receiving was several times what it was suppose to be. As soon as his dosage was fixed, he never returned except once to finish a sentence and it was so nice to see him evened out. I didn't know that he had been over prescribed for years but once his head was clear, it was nice to see his real self emerge.

  • @TheMrNukeman
    @TheMrNukeman 3 года назад +49

    This guy had issues far before the Tren lol

  • @Vrilliance
    @Vrilliance 3 года назад +86

    Husband: "there's no way that guy was in America, he was way to passionate about a girl"
    😆😆 Derek imitation

  • @king-gon
    @king-gon 3 года назад +641

    This sounds like a 6th grade creative writing project.

    • @Decipherization
      @Decipherization 3 года назад +37

      Ya whoever wrote this is full of shit lol

    • @ribthiefz8283
      @ribthiefz8283 3 года назад +17

      Reads like a movie starring Jason Statham. Cherry on top was when he was "prescribed" TREN, like aight. Fuck off with your fairytale.

    • @Demonfridge1
      @Demonfridge1 3 года назад +93

      @@ribthiefz8283 The only parts of his story I believe is that he smokes weed and watches MPMD

    • @Michael-od7vv
      @Michael-od7vv 3 года назад +19

      this sounds like a 5 star action movie no 6th grader could write this

    • @papajavaleri
      @papajavaleri 2 года назад +4

      @@Michael-od7vv True, when I was in the 6th grade my writing skills were vastly superior to his. How about 5th grade?

  • @SD78
    @SD78 9 месяцев назад +2

    44:50 for all the masses of roids, he just looks like a dedicated natural weight trainer or a genetically gifted construction worker.

  • @jeffrobodine8052
    @jeffrobodine8052 3 года назад +167

    He forced his way into her apartment after just meeting her? That's weird man.

    • @dudebrah3292
      @dudebrah3292 3 года назад +28

      Lots of his story made him look weird but he articulates well. Lol

    • @MOTM1234
      @MOTM1234 3 года назад +5

      that was the weird part for you???
      (all jokes)

    • @andrew1jl
      @andrew1jl 3 года назад +7

      Thats beyond weird

    • @anthonyhewitt9397
      @anthonyhewitt9397 3 года назад +18

      Sounds like a caveman and the gf sounds like a cavegirl

    • @BrownBrown270
      @BrownBrown270 3 года назад +16

      It's just funny because the guy makes himself out to be an "alpha" when the whole story he was showing Simp behavior.

  • @Sosaparks
    @Sosaparks 3 года назад +40

    These tren stories are better than melatonin or Benadryl, 10/10

  • @servanttofriend8481
    @servanttofriend8481 3 года назад +125

    The real truth is... V and S, left this guy for Derek's delts... One each.

  • @Logan-Speaking-Facts-Again
    @Logan-Speaking-Facts-Again 4 месяца назад +2

    Lessons learned - if you are a simp, don’t take tren. But seriously, if a girl doesn’t entertains another guy then it’s never gonna work brother. Chances are is that she just wants attention from whoever will give it to her

  • @abhisheksathe123
    @abhisheksathe123 3 года назад +273

    And the winner of Anabolic Oscars 2021 goes to _TREN - The Movie_
    Derek please make more videos like these.

    • @jeandredebruin6233
      @jeandredebruin6233 3 года назад +5

      Mike O Tren lead actor

    • @serop43
      @serop43 3 года назад

      Please don’t if you wanna hear more go to any Local Long Island bar around 1 am any day of the week.. trust me I’ve been hearing these stories all my life!! 🥴

  • @rylter
    @rylter 3 года назад +38

    Well spent time. Don't get scared of by the length of this clip, guys. This story is something else. Derek reading it, and giving some insights only make it so much better. Specially for me who has never tried any gear. Good job as always Derek! 💪🏼❤️

  • @mrtempoe
    @mrtempoe 3 года назад +27

    “Bigger than last time”
    That actually made me laugh lol

  • @vpreggie
    @vpreggie 6 месяцев назад +2

    What a frigin nightmare life. Impossible goals, impossible life style, too few brain cells and no-one to stop him. Who wants t live a life like this?

  • @doolittle_
    @doolittle_ 3 года назад +41

    One of the underrated parts of these videos is when Derek gets really specific on calling out the emojis.

    • @Jac0bIAm
      @Jac0bIAm 2 года назад

      Best part lmfao

  • @ramiromendoza8687
    @ramiromendoza8687 3 года назад +10

    I’m 45 and was on sarms (s23) 2 years off and on. This year TRT and tren. Got the night sweats, forcing food intake, no rage, horney, weird dreams. Love it 😍

  • @serkg4672
    @serkg4672 3 года назад +34

    Tren lord story narrated by the Deathstar delts himself. What a crossover.

  • @oceanusrienhardt4207
    @oceanusrienhardt4207 10 месяцев назад +2

    Holy insecurity. The man in the story truly belongs behind bars.

  • @djomla9999
    @djomla9999 3 года назад +30

    TRENERT by Christopher Nolan - MPMD Productions

  • @westscott1885
    @westscott1885 3 года назад +17

    Playin cs go with Derek on the background is the new move

  • @mattwilliams1479
    @mattwilliams1479 3 года назад +11

    Love these tren stories...rapidly becoming my favourite segment. Please keep banging these out derek..theyre brilliant n i feel the first 2hr one is just round the corner 😁

  • @michaelsteven8143
    @michaelsteven8143 2 года назад +16

    This was intense 😯 idk when he got his tren etc from what doctor, but legit legit there are HRT and TRT clinics that are prescribing TREN and testosterone to people for the therapies now. It’s legit around the ones that are near me

  • @ovs4744
    @ovs4744 3 года назад +27

    Someone said it looks like he’s laying on the floor and now i can’t unsee it

    • @BAMSE64
      @BAMSE64 3 года назад +1

      I hate you for pointing this out🤯

    • @Hpencer
      @Hpencer 3 года назад

      Haha that was me