YTP: Aladdin - The saucerer of Agrabah

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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Gotta steal to live, gotta live to steal
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  • @eoindaly6627
    @eoindaly6627 4 года назад +1531

    “He’s got a SAUCE!”
    “You IDIOTS, we’ve ALL GOT SAUCE!”

  • @thecelticbros
    @thecelticbros 6 лет назад +1941

    ARABIAN SAAAUSS.... ARABIAN CAAAAKE....... ARABIAN COOOOOCK..
    I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER

    • @ConexusPK
      @ConexusPK 4 года назад +26

      LMAO IT'S EVEN FUNNIER NOW 😂 I thought it was " i may be in " all the time 😅

    • @RDAScout
      @RDAScout 4 года назад +9

      The intro was the best

    • @DiamondTheGem105
      @DiamondTheGem105 4 года назад +37

      ARABIAN SOOOOOOOAAAASS
      ARABIAN C-AYYYYYYK
      ARABIAN C-OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAACK

    • @somsnosa
      @somsnosa 4 года назад +16

      Arabian cOoOoooC

    • @notinsideyourwalls
      @notinsideyourwalls 4 года назад +11

      scos SCOS *SCOS* *S C O S*

  • @froakie1404
    @froakie1404 6 лет назад +1694

    Rule Number 1: I cant kill anybody
    Rule Number 2: I cant kill anybody else
    Rule Number 3: I cant make anybody fall in love with the dead
    Rule Number 4: *Idek*

    • @matthewamade3297
      @matthewamade3297 5 лет назад +123

      Rule number four: BANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

    • @justjake6033
      @justjake6033 5 лет назад +39

      Rule Number 4: Old People’s Music

    • @Nikolapoleon
      @Nikolapoleon 5 лет назад +36

      and ixnay on the wishing for dick

    • @Tsweeney12584
      @Tsweeney12584 4 года назад +7

      Montpelier Montgomery well then what’s this all been about?

    • @Ramun-cq6ey
      @Ramun-cq6ey 4 года назад +6

      1:26 lol 😂

  • @BaldwinVoice
    @BaldwinVoice 3 года назад +288

    “Rif Raff!”
    “Raff Raff!”
    “Scoundrel!”
    “FUCK YOU!!!”
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @TheAxolotl310
      @TheAxolotl310 Год назад +16

      0:58 is the time stamp

    • @ZslayerG425
      @ZslayerG425 Год назад +12

      "Just a little saas"
      "Breaking open
      Breaking open
      Breaking open
      Breaking open"

    • @AustinSanders1980
      @AustinSanders1980 Год назад +9

      ​@@ZslayerG425Actually, it's "rip him open"

    • @chiefbeef5590
      @chiefbeef5590 7 месяцев назад +6

      That shit killed me and I don't know why 😂

    • @pengil3
      @pengil3 6 месяцев назад +4

      'Stop thief!"
      "Sandal!"
      "Mah Boy!"
      "Gandalf!"

  • @kl4969
    @kl4969 6 лет назад +1539

    "There's this girl..."
    "WRONG! I can't kill anybody."

  • @yohannumali9208
    @yohannumali9208 6 лет назад +2021

    *STOP THIEF*
    *SANDAL*
    *MAI BOI*
    *GANDALF*

    • @paulacosta8268
      @paulacosta8268 6 лет назад +9

      Why do I do This it’s My Boy, you have spelling problems. 😡

    • @starentertainment-n4l
      @starentertainment-n4l 6 лет назад +37

      Paul Acosta that’s the way it’s said in here

    • @uselessproductions7867
      @uselessproductions7867 5 лет назад +41

      @@paulacosta8268 You must be fun at parties.

    • @kayleigh4110
      @kayleigh4110 5 лет назад +10

      @@uselessproductions7867 true dat homie

    • @stupidjester2129
      @stupidjester2129 5 лет назад +12

      @@paulacosta8268 r/woosh
      Also stop using emojis. Your reminding me of the emoji movie

  • @MissCartoonist
    @MissCartoonist 9 лет назад +1073

    "If I do marry, I want it to be for the lulz." XD

    • @argil7192
      @argil7192 8 лет назад +10

      *burp*

    • @CodyYoshida
      @CodyYoshida 8 лет назад +6

      +Alice R I knew someone was gonna do that at some point xD

    • @Crystals10000
      @Crystals10000 8 лет назад +28

      +DarkyLeUmbreon thats why so many marriages fail cause it was for the lulz

    • @CodyYoshida
      @CodyYoshida 8 лет назад +7

      True xD

    • @Crystals10000
      @Crystals10000 8 лет назад +2

      lol

  • @ItsYaBoi18
    @ItsYaBoi18 3 года назад +388

    5:20 "You've heard of the golden rule haven't you?"
    "Whoever has the gogo, make the Ruru." HHHÊËĖEĘĘƏÈĒƏEEEĒÈĒƏEEEĒ

  • @harryguidotti3815
    @harryguidotti3815 5 лет назад +816

    Guard: My orders come from Jafafajafaf. You'll have to take it up with him.
    Jasmine:... JAFAFAJAFAF!!!

    • @chepepuy
      @chepepuy 4 года назад +40

      Sultan: This is my Royal Vizier, Jafafajafaf. He's delighted too!

    • @madarthivanki
      @madarthivanki 4 года назад +30

      And let’s not forget this gem: “JAFAFAJAFAF! THE GUARDS JUST TOOK A SHIT ON THE PALACE WALL! ON YOUR ORDERS!”

    • @Upr15lngM4ndl3b4rs
      @Upr15lngM4ndl3b4rs 4 года назад +1

      Hey wait a second, are you an unnus

    • @harryguidotti3815
      @harryguidotti3815 4 года назад +2

      @@Upr15lngM4ndl3b4rs I wish I was an Annus, but I have incredibly low confidence and like making others feel better. So yeah. Unus.

    • @Upr15lngM4ndl3b4rs
      @Upr15lngM4ndl3b4rs 4 года назад +1

      @@harryguidotti3815 haha puny unus, I am an annus

  • @xaptus
    @xaptus 5 лет назад +796

    Sugar dates!
    _Sugar dates and sugar dates!_
    *Sugar dates and sugar dates!*

    • @therhythmdragon
      @therhythmdragon 5 лет назад +104

      Would the lady like a *FISH?*

    • @freyakittyda-mew4882
      @freyakittyda-mew4882 4 года назад +52

      No better POT In BRA ZILL!!!

    • @notinsideyourwalls
      @notinsideyourwalls 4 года назад +22

      S U G A R D A T E S A N D S U G A R D A T E S

    • @ElyRiff9380
      @ElyRiff9380 4 года назад +20

      BREAD LINE

    • @MyWatchIsEnded
      @MyWatchIsEnded 4 года назад +8

      @@ElyRiff9380 you're a filth strinsintho and you'll always be a strinsintho

  • @TriploonGD
    @TriploonGD 4 года назад +1117

    Doctor: Parrot with human teeth isn't real, it can't hurt you
    Parrot with human teeth: *T H E N I S T U F F T H E C R A C K D O W N H I S A S S*

    • @TealEyesPersonal
      @TealEyesPersonal 4 года назад +35

      CyanTheMarbleRacer Parrot with Human Teeth: HA HA HA HA HA

    • @rythandveshremygoats
      @rythandveshremygoats Год назад +6

      Jafaf: Reveal to me the one cake yess, yessssss

    • @teamhop
      @teamhop Год назад

      Hey I’ve got some really great news to share with you, Jesus Christ, the Son of God, died on a cross and resurrected on the third day so you may all have eternal life. If you believe and repent of your sins and put your faith and trust in Him as you would a parachute jumping off a plane at 25000 feet up in the air, He will give you eternal life in heaven as a free gift and I promise you, He will change your life forever as He did mine. He is the ONLY way to heaven and He loves you all. Please think deeply about this with urgency because this is your eternal life and soul, you don’t know when you could die, meaning you could die at any moment, so please consider this with all your heart. If anyone tells you that Jesus isn’t the only way, they are lying to you and they don’t care about your future..

  • @InfraredScale
    @InfraredScale 4 года назад +861

    I love how in the middle of all this non sense there is still consistency
    Princess refers to Jafar as Jafafajafaf and throughout the whole thing everyone calls him that; his parrot always start talking as if he is gonna give some advice but nothing he says make any sense; Genie always refers to Aladdin as ass master and Aladdin always refers to his prince version as prick
    Man this is quite possibly the deepest ytp lore ever

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 года назад +46

      And for the Iago not making any sense happens after Iago consumes Crack

    • @tywandafloyd5432
      @tywandafloyd5432 3 года назад +13

      I'm still laughing at 1:24

    • @rainphee
      @rainphee 3 года назад +25

      not to mention that whenever genie does a thing for a wish, he always does the same musical sting

    • @ryanm.8720
      @ryanm.8720 3 года назад +10

      Not as deep as AlpacaHawk's ytp lore.

    • @fiddleriddlediddlediddle
      @fiddleriddlediddlediddle 3 года назад +3

      How can you be on the council and not be an ass master?

  • @AchtungFreud
    @AchtungFreud 8 лет назад +306

    Truly, Disney has never created a greater force of evil than Jafafajafuff

    • @danielthemaniel1697
      @danielthemaniel1697 8 лет назад +29

      Jafafajafaf

    • @danielbigger6175
      @danielbigger6175 8 лет назад +5

      but he can't buy pot in brazil

    • @FlammieLL
      @FlammieLL 8 лет назад +8

      +Daniel Big8 And because he's not pretty, he had to marry the chump husband instead and become the embodiment of salt.

    • @KiraSlith
      @KiraSlith 8 лет назад +3

      JafufuaJafuf?

    • @dezmobluefire1196
      @dezmobluefire1196 8 лет назад

      +AchtungFreud lol

  • @karazimsabour7899
    @karazimsabour7899 5 лет назад +803

    *"You won't get away so easy-zy-zy !"*
    - *You think that was easy-zy-zy ?*

    • @pulsingthunder2145
      @pulsingthunder2145 4 года назад +47

      You two, over that way! And you, fuck off!

    • @longfang8117
      @longfang8117 4 года назад +40

      One jump, ahead of the breadline

    • @Loremixer
      @Loremixer 4 года назад +35

      One swing ahead of the breadline

    • @longfang8117
      @longfang8117 4 года назад +35

      I steal, only the breadline

    • @Loremixer
      @Loremixer 4 года назад +36

      these guys don't appreciate my 'fro

  • @bartholomewthundercatiii3484
    @bartholomewthundercatiii3484 7 лет назад +467

    One jump ahead of the breadline!
    One swing ahead of the breadline!
    I steal all of the breadline!
    These guys don't appreciate my froooooo!

  • @Mr.Pallanza
    @Mr.Pallanza 3 года назад +332

    1:43
    S T O P - T H I E F
    _S A N D A L_
    *M A H - B O Y*
    *_G A N D A L F_*
    Amazing word play. This ytp is timeless. Best Aladdin YTP on RUclips.

  • @ruphite9521
    @ruphite9521 5 лет назад +511

    The genie’s rules
    - i can’t kill anyone
    - i can’t kill anyone else
    - i can’t make people fall in love with the dead
    - [band music]

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +34

      The 4th rule is SO UNFAIR!

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +14

      IT IS!!!

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +19

      SERIOUSLY WHY CAN’T I BANANANANANANANANANANA?!

    • @ruphite9521
      @ruphite9521 4 года назад +8

      Wait shit i think i stole someone’s joke

    • @Luna-xb7sv
      @Luna-xb7sv 2 года назад +2

      @@noahblair3020 🤣

  • @zonydragon1141
    @zonydragon1141 6 лет назад +684

    6:36 i wish Genie actually did that in the movie XD

    • @heatherirwin1333
      @heatherirwin1333 5 лет назад +104

      Yeah, that really does seem like something he would

    • @geraldinewoods254
      @geraldinewoods254 5 лет назад +19

      @@heatherirwin1333 yeah lol

    • @matthewamade3297
      @matthewamade3297 5 лет назад +13

      I know what i'm typing. Same

    • @gatortooth3033
      @gatortooth3033 5 лет назад +17

      Me too that would have been Hilarious

    • @jackdaniel8628
      @jackdaniel8628 5 лет назад +5

      @I know what I'm typing. I love your profile. Was that from the episode someone close to Batman dies? It's been so long since I've seen the show, I don't know if I'm remembering it right.

  • @emptymediaexhibition8648
    @emptymediaexhibition8648 7 лет назад +655

    HUNEY YOU MEAN HUNKULES

    • @jorgediaz4465
      @jorgediaz4465 5 лет назад +10

      wrong ytp
      ruclips.net/video/WuzBpuiXnu4/видео.html

    • @TheCaddyAye
      @TheCaddyAye 5 лет назад +31

      @@jorgediaz4465 thats the joke

    • @jorgediaz4465
      @jorgediaz4465 5 лет назад +3

      @@TheCaddyAye sorry...

    • @wisemysticaltree1792
      @wisemysticaltree1792 5 лет назад +36

      HONEY, YOU MEAN JEFIFEFJAFAF

    • @samanthamcclish
      @samanthamcclish 5 лет назад +1

      Simon McGillivray Lol that’s excellent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @noahblair3020
    @noahblair3020 4 года назад +231

    4:10 to 4:23 when two foreign people have a conversation you can’t understand

    • @mr.derpyface558
      @mr.derpyface558 3 года назад +17

      Underrated

    • @dibkle
      @dibkle 3 года назад +27

      More like two animal crossing villagers talking

    • @UnknownAutist-pb6ml
      @UnknownAutist-pb6ml 3 года назад +11

      POV: You're in Los Angeles

    • @sh1ft4t0nal
      @sh1ft4t0nal 3 года назад +12

      Friday Night Funkin’ (2020)

    • @ajaniking3331
      @ajaniking3331 2 года назад +6

      Thats some Friday Night Funkin week 7

  • @1WEareBUFO1
    @1WEareBUFO1 5 лет назад +507

    "if i do marry, i want it to be for the *luulls* "
    fantastic message, Disney understands true love

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +32

      I married my wife for the lols and I ended up having two great kids, a well-paying job, and probably the best life I ever could. Thanks Disney, you finally did something right in the past few years.

    • @folklore_50
      @folklore_50 2 года назад +1

      JUSTADORKHHKA

    • @Animeloversonicfan
      @Animeloversonicfan 2 года назад +1

      It's spelled lols not luulls.

  • @MrNinjafreak
    @MrNinjafreak 8 лет назад +328

    - He got sauce!!!
    - You idiots, we all got sauce!!!

  • @jonaslarsen6238
    @jonaslarsen6238 5 лет назад +315

    3:22, "Have some crack, pretty boy" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @noelnoelinski911
      @noelnoelinski911 5 лет назад +30

      3:29 GIVE_CRACK.EXE has stopped working

    • @numberonetylerfan
      @numberonetylerfan 4 года назад +6

      Confound it, found it, fou-fou-fou-found it Rajah!

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +2

      🎵so you found a place where the grass is greener, And you jumped the fence to the other side. Is it good? Are they giving you a world I could never provide?🎵

    • @jeezbeezbeezwax8101
      @jeezbeezbeezwax8101 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Liz-lq8hw
      @Liz-lq8hw 4 года назад +1

      @@noahblair3020 well I hope you're proud of your big decision, yeah I hope that it's all that you want and more. Now you're free, from the agonizing life you were living before!

  • @marendenison3550
    @marendenison3550 3 года назад +225

    6:35 this feels like something the Genie would have actually done

  • @pedro_perez1
    @pedro_perez1 7 лет назад +331

    -Pretty lady buy *POT*, no finner *POT* in *BRAZIL*
    -Sugar dates, sugar dates and sugar dates, sugar dates and sugar dates!
    -Would the lady like a *FISH*?

  • @ShadySableye77
    @ShadySableye77 8 лет назад +1357

    Stop Thief!
    Sandal!
    MAH BOI
    GANDALF!

  • @indigofox610
    @indigofox610 8 лет назад +294

    "Whoever has the go-go makes the roo-roo----"
    SQRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE--

    • @johnnyweissmuller5559
      @johnnyweissmuller5559 8 лет назад +5

      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +4

      It's out there? We're in here?
      Mm mm mm... Ah ah ah...

    • @kimberlylee7013
      @kimberlylee7013 8 лет назад

      +Alan Palgut What's a coc

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад

      yeah it's a guy's p3n15

    • @deejaysilver9
      @deejaysilver9 7 лет назад +3

      Hunter Alexander you must be married to Prnce

  • @denvermartin1749
    @denvermartin1749 4 года назад +326

    “You must be hungry”
    “ArE yOu An AnGeL??”

  • @maxthepaladin2147
    @maxthepaladin2147 6 лет назад +295

    4:32
    If I ever end up selling fish, I'm gonna do it this way

  • @sin_decent
    @sin_decent 7 лет назад +80

    How to be Jafuffajafuff:
    Step 1: Marry the chump husband.
    Step 2: Become the salt.

  • @spacenoidveterano8866
    @spacenoidveterano8866 4 года назад +1914

    This poop is still better than the whole Aladdin remake.

    • @codytain6064
      @codytain6064 4 года назад +45

      Even better then the original lol

    • @bordwithasword
      @bordwithasword 4 года назад +56

      The remake was actually kinda good tho

    • @superstar2446
      @superstar2446 4 года назад +14

      Benjamin Oyarzabal tru

    • @blackyoshi1230
      @blackyoshi1230 4 года назад +5

      Hey, it's like _Our RoboCop Remake_ in that regard:
      "If anyone is going to ruin this move for future generations, it's going to be us: the fans."

    • @bigblujay9729
      @bigblujay9729 4 года назад +2

      @Spacenoid Veterano Nah! X3

  • @enchilordo8562
    @enchilordo8562 4 года назад +220

    8:34 god I *wish* that was how he granted wishes in the movie

    • @tanman7568
      @tanman7568 4 года назад +30

      A drug trip?

    • @ImalsoaMercenary0105
      @ImalsoaMercenary0105 3 года назад +7

      Me to
      me to

    • @JKBrilly
      @JKBrilly 3 года назад +7

      Same

    • @Austar7
      @Austar7 3 года назад +14

      Now is that an official wish? Just say the magic words!

    • @ImalsoaMercenary0105
      @ImalsoaMercenary0105 3 года назад +9

      @@Austar7 I wish for you to make this the method for making wishes

  • @tailsx5000
    @tailsx5000 5 лет назад +533

    Can we have this shown in theaters rather than Aladdin 2019?

    • @Kleavers
      @Kleavers 5 лет назад +19

      I just had to watch this again after seeing the trailer. Still makes me lol

    • @kenetickups6146
      @kenetickups6146 5 лет назад +21

      I would hapilly pay to see this in theatres

    • @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45
      @ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 5 лет назад +13

      @@kenetickups6146 I want an extended version of this

    • @qokl8skeight
      @qokl8skeight 5 лет назад +7

      The whole time I was watching the remake, i was thinking of this

    • @gabimurray5955
      @gabimurray5955 5 лет назад +3

      @@qokl8skeight me too

  • @user-gu1hh7un6r
    @user-gu1hh7un6r 7 лет назад +229

    'My orders come from Jafafajafaf, you'll have to take it up with him'
    'Believe me I will'
    'JAFAFAJAFAF!'

    • @deejaysilver9
      @deejaysilver9 7 лет назад +7

      Chloe Shannon this is my royal vizier, Jafuffajuff.

    • @edwardboland8957
      @edwardboland8957 7 лет назад +7

      The guards just took a shit on the palace wall, on your order!
      Your father has charged me with pissing myself in Agrabah.

    • @sirhoverhaft8039
      @sirhoverhaft8039 6 лет назад +2

      Edward Boland AH AH AH! AH AH AH! AH AH AH AH AH! That hurt

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 лет назад +1

      Life is your restaurant, and...
      I'M MEGAMAN!!!

    • @tallhair3611
      @tallhair3611 4 года назад

      Dee Jay AKA A Dj you too over that way and you fuck off

  • @juicymullet4468
    @juicymullet4468 9 лет назад +493

    This entire YTP was fantastic from start to finish.

  • @spafsrcs
    @spafsrcs Год назад +52

    This video is almost is almost 10 years old and I still think this is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my entire life.

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 7 лет назад +421

    "But... she's the princess... To even have a chance I'd have to be-"
    "Pretty?"
    That killed me! xD

  • @vgcorretjer
    @vgcorretjer 8 лет назад +192

    Reveal to me the one ring
    Yes, YES!!!
    Reveal to me the one cake
    Yes, YES!!!

  • @expiredcheetos1985
    @expiredcheetos1985 6 лет назад +323

    7:32 the freakin Vader theme got me going 😂

  • @xeno-prime
    @xeno-prime 4 года назад +128

    PLEASE ITS BEEN 6 YEARS I SHOULDN’T BE LAUGHING AT THIS
    WHY DO I REMEMBER EVERYTHING
    (7 YEARS?!?!?)

  • @rayanrahal2944
    @rayanrahal2944 8 лет назад +203

    "You marry the chump husband, ARIGHT?? And and and uh and you then YOU and uh then YOU become the salt" I cried XD

  • @matthewwatson5273
    @matthewwatson5273 8 лет назад +308

    Aladdin : well there is this girl Genie: no wrong remember i can't kill anyone

    • @ozzone719
      @ozzone719 8 лет назад +21

      Matthew Watson But Genie...

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 лет назад +6

      JAFARAJAFAF!!!!!!!

    • @tallhair3611
      @tallhair3611 4 года назад +1

      Wachascacamui arabian cocks to genie

    • @Ramun-cq6ey
      @Ramun-cq6ey 4 года назад

      Wachascacamui jaffaj

  • @pootis-bird
    @pootis-bird 8 лет назад +228

    HES GOT A SOS

  • @_burnso_3099
    @_burnso_3099 4 года назад +84

    0:03 when an ad is saying terms and conditions

  • @sage8222
    @sage8222 7 лет назад +158

    "Life is your restaurant, and I'm Mega Man." 10/10 meme right there.

  • @Caramika
    @Caramika 8 лет назад +662

    this proves you can make a good ytp without earrape

    • @silhouettoofaman2935
      @silhouettoofaman2935 6 лет назад +31

      Damn straight.

    • @phl6716
      @phl6716 5 лет назад +33

      You said it. Earrape ruins YTPs. I don’t like having my eardrums blasted.

    • @W_Winters_99
      @W_Winters_99 5 лет назад +12

      I guess you can but the earrape still makes it better

    • @inshrektorgadget1546
      @inshrektorgadget1546 5 лет назад +31

      Whoever has the gogo makes the ruru *SKREEEEEEEEEEEE*

    • @brendanmccarthy492
      @brendanmccarthy492 5 лет назад +6

      It only makes it good when you watched the show as a kid and you know a certain scene where someone screams and it just makes it funnier

  • @squid1088
    @squid1088 8 лет назад +701

    you were born a strfsenthou

    • @squid1088
      @squid1088 8 лет назад +51

      But what if horse man is strfsenthou?

    • @AlanPalgut
      @AlanPalgut 8 лет назад +41

      Then only a streerts sselhtrow will mourn him.

    • @squid1088
      @squid1088 8 лет назад +13

      ripperonis

    • @ohara2099
      @ohara2099 8 лет назад +8

      in pepperonis

    • @squid1088
      @squid1088 8 лет назад +10

      rest in spaghettis, never forgettis

  • @dabdog9447
    @dabdog9447 4 месяца назад +7

    "You two, over that way. And you, fuck off!" gets me every damn time 🤣🤣
    It's been 9 years, and every time I see something about Aladdin, I play this back in my head or come watch it. It's like crack.

  • @Sonic_Gamer501
    @Sonic_Gamer501 8 лет назад +112

    Aladdin: Well, there's this girl...
    Genie: Wrong! I can't kill anybody.

  • @mr.fahrenheit7996
    @mr.fahrenheit7996 8 лет назад +227

    6:36 is something that the genie actually would do.

  • @MrHater-kr9et
    @MrHater-kr9et 5 лет назад +271

    8:22
    '' To even have a chance I would have to be *PRETTY* ''
    Omg, Genial roast!

    • @ZGlove.
      @ZGlove. 4 года назад +6

      Genial? I'm weak.

    • @wakemercs
      @wakemercs 4 года назад +2

      @@ZGlove. genial is a word. Although i wish it wasn't. And also.. that guy's comment was cringe.

    • @lilydobbyn4298
      @lilydobbyn4298 4 года назад +3

      Your profile picture tho 😂

    • @JohnsDough1918
      @JohnsDough1918 3 года назад

      @@wakemercs no u

    • @silhouettoofaman2935
      @silhouettoofaman2935 3 года назад +1

      Don't you mean....
      GENIE-al roast?!
      (YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH)

  • @nintendo-relatedchannel5810
    @nintendo-relatedchannel5810 3 месяца назад +5

    “Scoundrel!” “Fuck you!” has lived in my head for years.

  • @Nova_d
    @Nova_d 8 лет назад +352

    Rule number 1:
    I can't kill anybody
    Rule number 2:
    I can't kill anybody else
    Rule number 3:
    I can't make anybody fall in love with the dead !!!
    XD

  • @adrianpaul1985
    @adrianpaul1985 8 лет назад +260

    I think my parents catching me watching porn would be easier to explain than this.

    • @parkerthomas3803
      @parkerthomas3803 8 лет назад +30

      It be easier to explain porn that any YTP.

    • @barrettmalaspina2055
      @barrettmalaspina2055 6 лет назад +5

      Parker Thomas true

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 6 лет назад +4

      Not even my friends understand YTPs.

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 лет назад +5

      My mom now hates the king of hyrule, Morshu, and Robotnik.
      Mom: but it doesn't make sense...
      Me: not everything does, not everything has to.

    • @theburningman5047
      @theburningman5047 5 лет назад

      Disgustin'

  • @petisparkus555
    @petisparkus555 5 лет назад +104

    "If I'm gonna marry, I'm gonna marry for the Lol's."
    Didn't know it was that easy to make me hysterically laugh.

  • @MattAndPock-uk7tz
    @MattAndPock-uk7tz 10 месяцев назад +10

    6:36 the best thing about the genie is that there is no wrong way to edit him

  • @verdethestarwarrior1088
    @verdethestarwarrior1088 5 лет назад +69

    6:25 Genie: You’re a lot smaller than my last Ass Master
    Anakin: How can you be on the council and not be Ass Master?

    • @bloopie7778
      @bloopie7778 4 года назад +8

      Take a seat young Skywalker

  • @josephrowe849
    @josephrowe849 5 лет назад +90

    South Park photographer: Okay, smile. Come on, where's that smile?
    5:27

  • @demontorch
    @demontorch 6 лет назад +135

    5:44 the song played here is Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse

  • @chloecouture1001
    @chloecouture1001 Год назад +40

    8 years later and sometimes I still watch this in full for a smile. I know it all by heart, thank you!

    • @howthetubbiestelly
      @howthetubbiestelly Год назад +3

      Watched his with my brother last night for nostalgia HAHAHA

  • @lululuvscats
    @lululuvscats 7 лет назад +260

    This was a LOT funnier than I initially expected XD I actually laughed out loud a good few times while watching this! I can't even decide on my favorite part, it is THAT funny.

    • @happynow2926
      @happynow2926 7 лет назад +1

      Lulu Luvscats nice to see you here

    • @sobrii9492
      @sobrii9492 7 лет назад +7

      Maklar is one of the best YTPers I've come across, and I've seen a lot of them.
      This one ranks up there with "An Incomprehensible Journey", which in my opinion is in Maklar's top 5 poops.

    • @happynow2926
      @happynow2926 7 лет назад

      Yep.

    • @blaze1892
      @blaze1892 7 лет назад

      Riff Raff!

    • @happynow2926
      @happynow2926 7 лет назад +2

      Blaze 12345 Stop thief! SANDAL! Mah boi! Gandolf!!

  • @AlfredSolidus
    @AlfredSolidus 5 лет назад +134

    7:23 "Can your friends go, ' *HYPER BEAM*" Lmfao

    • @getreal5265
      @getreal5265 5 лет назад +8

      Hey lookie here!
      Let er RIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

    • @ElyRiff9380
      @ElyRiff9380 4 года назад +7

      ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE BREADLINE ONE SWING AHEAD OF THE BREADLINE I STEAL ALL OF THE BREADLINE!!!!!!

    • @fluffyfox3360
      @fluffyfox3360 4 года назад +5

      Shoop da whoop

    • @ElyRiff9380
      @ElyRiff9380 4 года назад +1

      BREAD

    • @ElyRiff9380
      @ElyRiff9380 4 года назад +2

      LINE

  • @pedro_perez1
    @pedro_perez1 7 лет назад +411

    You haven't heard the golden rule, have you? 💋
    Whoever has the GoGo makes the RuRu 😁

  • @BeatInMySkull
    @BeatInMySkull Год назад +27

    I still come back to this on a yearly basis. Still funny af

  • @shadedstory
    @shadedstory 5 лет назад +93

    that perfect argument at 4:06

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 5 лет назад +208

    Rule #1: I can't kill anybody.
    Rule #2: I can't kill anybody else.
    Rule #3: I can't make anyone fall in love with the dead.
    Rule #4: BAABAHDURHURDURBAABAHDURHURDUR
    *CAN YOU MAKE ME A PRICK!!?*

  • @studio_s-c
    @studio_s-c 7 лет назад +417

    Pretty Lady buy pot! No finer pot in Brazil!

    • @chrislindamood9378
      @chrislindamood9378 7 лет назад +23

      BlowAnimate Would the lady like a FISH

    • @Julio-yy4ll
      @Julio-yy4ll 6 лет назад +6

      BlowAnimate Pot here in Brazil is pretty low quality tho

    • @TJ-ct8ze
      @TJ-ct8ze 6 лет назад +5

      Sugar dates? Sugar dates, and Sugar dates!

    • @deniseleos3828
      @deniseleos3828 5 лет назад

      *I was summoned?*

    • @pedrojoao6790
      @pedrojoao6790 5 лет назад +1

      Is that a motherfucking Brazil reference

  • @combatking0
    @combatking0 3 года назад +59

    All these years later and this is still a top quality YTP.

  • @luisarias8775
    @luisarias8775 5 лет назад +135

    7:01 AAAAAHHH AAAAAHHH AAAAAHH AAAAAAAH (MOTORCYCLE EFFECT) I'M DED😂😂😂

  • @m1994a3jagnew
    @m1994a3jagnew 8 лет назад +54

    "well there's this...this girl"
    *EENNGGHHHH* i can't kill anybody remember?

  • @snozer2
    @snozer2 10 лет назад +57

    "Riff Raff, RAFF RAFF, scoundrel, FUCK YOU!"
    "Stop theif, Sandal, MAH BOI, GANDALF"
    Had me fucking rolling!! XD

    • @velocityraptor2890
      @velocityraptor2890 Год назад +1

      the best part about that is it still matches the tune

    • @Snozzer
      @Snozzer Год назад +1

      @@velocityraptor2890 Oh man... 8 years old comment... such a classic.

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 4 года назад +55

    8:13 positive version of "his hair: wack"

    • @ok.317
      @ok.317 3 года назад +4

      THIS IS THE BEST DESCRIPTION

  • @wheat8789
    @wheat8789 5 лет назад +85

    3:21 I am still dying from this help me please

    • @ElyRiff9380
      @ElyRiff9380 4 года назад +9

      ` Wheatless eat some BREADLINE and you will be fine

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +8

      Chris Nunya WRONG! He needs some crack!

  • @kenmichael1587
    @kenmichael1587 8 лет назад +39

    you won't get a way so easysisi,
    You think that was easysisi.

    • @deejaysilver9
      @deejaysilver9 7 лет назад

      JasminSimsGirl on ROBLOX SCOUNDREL! F YOU! Just a little saas-
      Rip him open, rip him open, rip him open,rip him open,rip him open rip hemopenriphimopenriphimopen

  • @unknownauthor1869
    @unknownauthor1869 5 лет назад +433

    6:34 the singing faces idea would be not bad if it was on the original movie.
    Original Edit: thank you for the
    339 likes 😁
    New Edit: 435 wow thanks again

    • @davysamir2289
      @davysamir2289 4 года назад +12

      The way he made it sound in the video kind of reminds me of a Final Fantasy Battle Theme

    • @unknownauthor1869
      @unknownauthor1869 4 года назад +5

      Davy Samir yeah it does sounds similar to the battle theme from Final Fantasy 6

    • @gosteponyourmomslego5053
      @gosteponyourmomslego5053 3 года назад +2

      Geniean Rhapsody

  • @milkman5657
    @milkman5657 4 года назад +53

    when homie found a meme you've been looking for but you found it before he did: 2:14

  • @rabb_itt_9747
    @rabb_itt_9747 5 лет назад +74

    7:44 "rule number three i can't make anyone fall in love with *the dead*" 😂

  • @grandimations7309
    @grandimations7309 7 лет назад +130

    4:02
    When your mom brings you dessert from work

  • @Thatoneguy-kf4vx
    @Thatoneguy-kf4vx 8 лет назад +298

    All this bread for red-head?

    • @Thatoneguy-kf4vx
      @Thatoneguy-kf4vx 8 лет назад +24

      You two over that way and you fuck off

    • @makmakg242
      @makmakg242 7 лет назад +1

      all just for a bread for Eva Marie

    • @alexashford1993
      @alexashford1993 7 лет назад +1

      I'd rather give the bread to anyone but her :D

    • @miichan1819
      @miichan1819 6 лет назад +3

      *tarzan noises*

    • @aufishsd1445
      @aufishsd1445 5 лет назад

      YOU WON'T GET AWAY SO EAZYZEEZY!!!

  • @RonanBunny
    @RonanBunny 4 года назад +31

    0:58 Riff raff
    0:59 Raff Raff
    1:00 Scoundrel
    1:01 F**k YOU!
    I died 😂
    Aladdin: just a little clean guys

  • @Valcon12345
    @Valcon12345 6 лет назад +134

    "you betrayed the law!"... could't stop laughing.

  • @kakyoinnoriaki1545
    @kakyoinnoriaki1545 5 лет назад +45

    "He's got a Stand!"
    "You idiot, we've all got Stands!"

    • @TheDailyBugleJ3
      @TheDailyBugleJ3 4 года назад +4

      Ah, Kakyoin... I have a question... Do you really get your PTSD triggered when people ask you about eggs?

    • @citcoin-official2681
      @citcoin-official2681 4 года назад +4

      Kakyoin? Impossible!

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +3

      *plays electric soldier porygon*

  • @jimmyfrye5035
    @jimmyfrye5035 10 лет назад +121

    RIP in Peace Wobbin Rilliams

    • @TheDude90100
      @TheDude90100 10 лет назад +25

      rest in peace in peace?

    • @ModelZ
      @ModelZ 10 лет назад +7

      Rest in kill Ribbon Will.I.Am

    • @GenMaj_Knight
      @GenMaj_Knight 10 лет назад +5

      UNEEDED COMEMNT.

    • @ModelZ
      @ModelZ 10 лет назад

      ^Italian^ ^From AC2 and Brotherhood*

    • @GenMaj_Knight
      @GenMaj_Knight 10 лет назад

      Csaq hd cnam Rdmqz Wakfoqnd

  • @Zahnker
    @Zahnker Год назад +7

    "And this is my royal vizier, Jafafajafaf, he's delighted too..."
    . . .
    ĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒĒ
    It might be unhealthy how many times I've watched this. It's so good.

  • @azulatios1674
    @azulatios1674 9 лет назад +74

    "Stop, thief!
    Sandal!
    Mah boi.
    GANDALF!"
    7:01 - One of my favorite parts. XD
    "LET 'ER RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP-!

  • @Mossrag
    @Mossrag 7 лет назад +59

    There's this girl...
    EEEH! I can't kill anybody!

  • @ericconnor8251
    @ericconnor8251 8 лет назад +36

    That Cave of Wonders tiger head singing Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse was probably the best goddamn part.

  • @iBlewupthemoon98
    @iBlewupthemoon98 4 года назад +58

    “Hey. Could you make me a prick?”
    I mean. That’s pretty much what happens in canon.

  • @funniest_shit_ever
    @funniest_shit_ever 10 лет назад +47

    "Well there is this girl..."
    "WRONG! I can't kill anybody, remember?" LMFAO.

    • @ttpinkpinkaj1909
      @ttpinkpinkaj1909 10 лет назад

      ROTFL

    • @magnusm4
      @magnusm4 10 лет назад

      i can't kill anybody! o sorry my last ass master was the MA fi A!

  • @daspoboy2781
    @daspoboy2781 7 лет назад +241

    ARABIAN COOOOOOOOOOOOCK
    I died laughing just from hearing that.

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 7 лет назад +1

      DasPoBoy same thing xd

    • @riplex9514
      @riplex9514 7 лет назад +2

      DasPoBoy Same here XD

    • @XeveeTheChubizard
      @XeveeTheChubizard 7 лет назад +2

      I died laughing just to hear that.

    • @Bowiemusiclover
      @Bowiemusiclover 7 лет назад +2

      DasPoBoy I laughed so hard i was in tears 😂😂😂

    • @LOLMAN9538
      @LOLMAN9538 5 лет назад

      Lol'd my ass off.

  • @TheDude90100
    @TheDude90100 10 лет назад +42

    "whoever has the gogo makes the ruru"
    words to live by

  • @galleryofrogues
    @galleryofrogues 2 года назад +34

    RIP Gilbert Gottfried

  • @sen-te8oq
    @sen-te8oq 6 лет назад +74

    4:06 this made me cry from laughter

  • @Buguese
    @Buguese 8 лет назад +160

    that death metal scene at 5:44 tho

    • @cameronkeenan9208
      @cameronkeenan9208 7 лет назад +2

      Buguese What song was it because I think I recognise the tune?

    • @Buguese
      @Buguese 7 лет назад +1

      as much as i aint into the "death metal" or "black metal" im STILL looking for it XD
      ill hook you up whenever i do find it

    • @cameronkeenan9208
      @cameronkeenan9208 7 лет назад

      Haha, thank you xD

    • @Buguese
      @Buguese 7 лет назад +1

      damn The Real Joe Gatto,youre a prime example of "Not all heroes wear capes"

    • @cameronkeenan9208
      @cameronkeenan9208 7 лет назад +1

      Thank you guysssss

  • @SourDances
    @SourDances 6 лет назад +40

    0:43
    You two, over that way. And you *FUCK OFF!*
    I died 😂

  • @eightchips
    @eightchips 10 месяцев назад +11

    Im on a journey through the classics

    • @fuzzytheduck6821
      @fuzzytheduck6821 7 месяцев назад +3

      If you have any recommendations don't hesitate to share

  • @HarmonyParuko
    @HarmonyParuko 7 лет назад +93

    I went on a Disney cruise and met someone who watched this what are the chances?

    • @MissCartoonist
      @MissCartoonist 7 лет назад +24

      Us Disney fans are well-versed in YTPery.

  • @thomasj.8081
    @thomasj.8081 6 лет назад +40

    " Whoever has the gogo makes the ruru "
    *E* *A* *R* *R* *A* *P* *E*

  • @davidhileman8567
    @davidhileman8567 5 лет назад +58

    6:36 Nice barbershop quartet!

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +4

      🎵is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?🎵

  • @konstantin9303
    @konstantin9303 4 года назад +102

    1:01 I laughed so hard just because it didn't rhyme

    • @vernaborg1896
      @vernaborg1896 3 года назад +7

      fuCH YoU!

    • @ghostcat9786
      @ghostcat9786 3 года назад +9

      Just a little SASS!

    • @wuffiousmaximus4808
      @wuffiousmaximus4808 3 года назад

      @@ghostcat9786 RIP HIM OPEN RIP HIM OPEN RIP HIM OPEN RIP HIM OPEN *RIPHIMOPENRIPHIMOPENRIHIMOPEN RIPHIMOPEN*

    • @chupacadabra5161
      @chupacadabra5161 7 месяцев назад +1

      Rip him open, rip him open, RIP HIM OPEN, RIP HIM OPEN