"Its wonderful to see you Sauron!" "If you are referring to the incident with Bilbo Baggins, I was barely involved, all I did was...kill your Uncle." *laughing* "Whatever you did, you've got the whole place in an uproar. Half the Shire has been destroyed." *laughing* This is basically Middle-Earth edgy humor.
I remember when this video came out. I was dealing with depression and got home from work after a very shitty day. Seeing that marklar uploaded something after so many years made my day for days.
DUDE NO FUCKING WAY I LITERALLY GOT A VIDEO RECOMMENDED OF YOU LAST WEEK THEN I BINGED WATCHED ALL OF THEM AND NOW YOURE BACK? i have to be living in a simulation
Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “no” Frodo: “Tell me eveything” Gandalf: “No” Frodo: “Come on, tell me everything” Gandalf: “Silence” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “NO” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “Don’t tempt me Frodo!” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf “FUCK YOUUUUUU” Frodo: “Alright then, keep your secrets” I love this
OMG YOURE BACK holy shit. I've been watching your LOTR series once at least every month for years. I thought you'd quit. I even googled what happened to you. It's great to see you back here. You're amazing man. Kept my depressing shitty days at bay. Thank you for that. Never stop!
Thank you for making another one. I can't say how much I love your LOTR ytps. Or really any of yours to be honest. They're some of my absolute favorite YTPs up there with marck3611's.
![The Hobbit - An Unexpected Crochet [YTP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/bw8_eSMU8Os/mqdefault.jpg)
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Maklar is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
A wizard is never late.
In two days
Fuck...that was deep.
Marklar*
What is Gandalf doing with my girlfriend's minigun
It’s been four years!!! And well worth the wait.
Very close to five years in fact
More like 4 and a half years
Let’s settle for 4,75 years
and yet it only feels like it's been 2 days
*inserts Titanic 84 years meme*
"Its wonderful to see you Sauron!"
"If you are referring to the incident with Bilbo Baggins, I was barely involved, all I did was...kill your Uncle."
*laughing*
"Whatever you did, you've got the whole place in an uproar. Half the Shire has been destroyed."
*laughing*
This is basically Middle-Earth edgy humor.
And somehow, Sauron looked happy to see Frodo as well xD
Ive seen you before
@@Zero_XTZ5 and you are a Furry!
Everybody stay calm, it's happening - we're witnessing the Return of the YTP King. Words can't describe how thrilled I am to have seen your return.
Krobo's back?
Light the beacons!
I do not believe it!
I'm honestly shocked that he finally returned to make the best quality YTPs after so long
And Gondor will season
6:18 "The horn of hell shall sound deep in the deep, one last fucking time!"
I cried.
"Yes!!!"
4:39 Gandalf saying "Bilbo Baggins" with the OST playing almost killed me LOL
Merely mentioning Bilbo Baggins full name triggers the Shire theme. Its natural law.
@@revolverswitch YES, YOU REMEMBER
@@revolverswitch This is the stuffing
@@maxthepaladin2147 One egg
@@maxthepaladin2147 and this is the stuffing?
“For Theoden?”
“For Rohan”
“For Gondor?”
“For Rohan”
“For two days?”
"For Rohan?"
"For Ro-"
@TheLatiosnlatias02 for Rohan!!
"Let this be the hour when we bring death to the women and children together!"
@@ChaseMC215 ...
*For Frodo.*
NEVER BEFORE HAVE THE WORDS "RETURN OF THE KING" FIT MORE NOW THAN EVER HOLY SHIT
The "For Rohan" scene was absolute peak poopery 👌
"Oh it's you"
This poop has its highs and lows but that part was exactly the kind of quality content I would expect from TheMaklar.
Make For Rohan, Numberer1, and deliver a magnificent Lord Of The Rings Poop.
I live to see this kind of content.
It puts a smile on my face.
Ah, the only pooper I hate
THE KING HAS RETURNED.
...Hopefully not just *for two days* .
On the fifth, he rides for two days.
Then war... War for two days
...for Rohan
I offer him my Sauce
Welp. He's gone again.
"What can man do against such reckless women and children?"
Truly a man moment xD
Boomer jokes be like
I almost died laughing
certified anakin moment
“One of you must castrate Frodo baggins…” LOOOL
"Then what are we waiting for?!!"
i actually needed to bleach my brain after that oh my god
When the world needed him most, he came back.
You're back? A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!
THE REAL RETURN OF THE KING
The quality is amazing, he is back! This was perfected for years!
"My dear Balrog!"
I literally CHOKED when Frodo walked in on Gandalf and Pippin, I'm CRYINGGG.
Now we only have to wait another 4 years for the next one
Gandalf horrifically murders innocent children.
*manic laughing*
This is why I love your videos
been there done that
The way Elrond says "testicle" at 4:19 has me in tears
4:25
4:21
Tiss teekle
tes-tui-ckell
"Don't tell me you have a third testicle, because if you do, you have an extra testicle." -- Doctor J Jonah Jameson.
Holy shit he lives. Welcome back Markular
That Watford Football bit was incredible. Welcome back!
fancy seeing you here!
Hey Abigail, seeing someone as smart as you here makes me feel better about my sense of humour.
Hogg... deaNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Hahahha how do you know about this!
@@guillaumelagueyte1019 Not smart enough to realize he's still a man.
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT HE'S BACK now we need KroboProductions to make his return and everything will be alright
YES YES YES YES
YES!!!
And LogerLabbit!
Krobo/Dikekike recently came back on social media and made an update about making videos in the near future, so yeah we're almost there!
@@JamieSwitzer Let's fucking go
Wish granted
"half the shire's been destroyed"
Well it pretty much was in the book version of Return of the King.
WOW really? In the books? I thought you meant in the movie... Where it never happened... My god.
The "What is a dwarf and dwarf and a dwarf doing in the rivermark?" line had me rolling on the floor. 😂
Rittermark* ;)
FINALLY MAN
OMG I CAN'T BREATHE
I CAN'T BELIEVE
ITS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU
...indeed
For a moment I thought "Wow I could have sworn I'd seen all Marklar's LOTR stuff..." Then I see it. 52 minutes ago.
Wondrous.
Literallyyy
It's been a long time, Marklar. Welcome back you legend.
1:54 if you made a ytp with just a variety of door knocks we would watch lmao
0:29 This is what Sauron truly wanted
A hug?
Glad I stayed subscribed because this shite is hilarious
The real return of the king
"My dear BALROG" killed me 😂😂😂
6:21 if he actually said "One last fucking time" it would have been the most badass line in movie history.
It would be the only f bomb in what is basically a PG-13 film
@MiamiRyu That's true. Maybe someone will AI voice it in someday lol
After 5 years the legend is back.
0:44 Liked how Gandalf says this.
Even the YTPs make me want to watch the whole Rings trilogy for the fiftieth time.
I second this, seeing as how I thought of that one "You know nothing of this matter!" YTP scene when Faramir was talking to Denethor.
hell yeah
He has returned!
The return of a legend.
Bless up I've never been more excited to get home and sit down and relax to watch a video lmfao
The return of the King
I love the idea of Gandalf being completely through with Frodo in a couple of seconds. NOOO!!
I have missed the release of this masterpiece
*FOR TWO DAYS*
and this is why I never unsub unless its confirmed
Dude idk why but the *Balrog* opening the door killed me.
Probably because such a beast lives in a small ground house in a beautiful and quiet place, just like hobbits 😂
~My dear~ B A L R O G
The first minute alone had me in stitches.
“Tell me everything”
“DON’T TEMPT ME FRODO!!”
I’m done, this is gold. Thank you for the upload 🥲
Just as I started watching YTPs again
You still got it, buddy 'ole chum. May you never stop making these gems.
Just found his thumbnail photo. The penguin from family guy. This brings great joy
I remember when this video came out. I was dealing with depression and got home from work after a very shitty day. Seeing that marklar uploaded something after so many years made my day for days.
Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.
DUDE NO FUCKING WAY I LITERALLY GOT A VIDEO RECOMMENDED OF YOU LAST WEEK THEN I BINGED WATCHED ALL OF THEM AND NOW YOURE BACK? i have to be living in a simulation
OMG he's back
He returns!!!
My dear BALROG!
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.... THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED!
When the world needed him most he returned!!!!!!!!!
Dear lord I thank you we are truly blessed this day
WELCOME BACK
Return of the King.
i haven’t laughed this much in forever. thank you
Please come back and make more of these hilarious ytps.
He's back
Absolutely crying at 2:56 😂😭💀
These Lord of the Rings YTP videos never get old. I almost died laughing with this one! 🤣🤣🤣
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf: “no”
Frodo: “Tell me eveything”
Gandalf: “No”
Frodo: “Come on, tell me everything”
Gandalf: “Silence”
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf: “NO”
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf: “Don’t tempt me Frodo!”
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf “FUCK YOUUUUUU”
Frodo: “Alright then, keep your secrets”
I love this
5:09 killed me
Best day of my life… new 2D Metroid, AND new Marklar YTP? What more could one ask for?
The ring faintly speaking with Bilbo's voice fucking sent me, that of all things made me laugh so hard
Oh dude, I missed your content so much
Oh lord, he's back. I can't believe it. Thank you so so so much for coming back. You have no idea how happy I am!!!
I know it's messed up but I couldn't stop laughing at 2:57 🤣
ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
oh man, tears in my eyes. The best YTP maker is back
2 years ago, feels like only yesterday wtf. More please.
OMG YOURE BACK holy shit. I've been watching your LOTR series once at least every month for years. I thought you'd quit. I even googled what happened to you. It's great to see you back here. You're amazing man. Kept my depressing shitty days at bay. Thank you for that. Never stop!
Yeah I thought he suddenly stopped making them since. I guess Marklar has some surprises after all
DUDEEEEE!!!! You are my favourite YTP content creator and youre back with my favourite series!!!! Honestly thought something had happened to you
Damn it’s been years
You have finally back💙
That was very great💙
Best videos 💙
Love you from Iraq 🇮🇶💙
This was pure gold! Just as good as all the other LOTR poops. Welcome back man! Don't ever make me say that again! xD
The return of the king!!!! He is back!!!!
There has been a great darkness in the realm of LOTR poops, thank you for bringing them back.
Welcome back! We missed you!
You've been gone for so long, truly return of the king.
What can man do against such reckless women and children?
Greatest ending to a YTP I've ever seen
The Balrog opening the door 😂. And the Helms deep scene was so funny.
Thank you for making another one. I can't say how much I love your LOTR ytps. Or really any of yours to be honest. They're some of my absolute favorite YTPs up there with marck3611's.
I can’t breathe! this is one of the best ytps I’ve seen in a long time
The king Marklar has return
Its been so long that I laughed out loud at a ytp, thanks for your amazing work
He comes back throws this at us then disappears back into the shadow realm
It's wonderful to see you TheMarklar01!
Welcome back, king.
HE'S BACK
One of the best lord of the rings ytps easily
Four years have passed, the time has come.
I audibly exclaimed "yoooo" when I saw this
So good to have you back
Idk why but Balrog in bilbos house had my sides bursting
I have never laughted that much
Wow just woke up and I see an upload :0 this is the best surprise ever!! :))
You can't divide by zero.