"Its wonderful to see you Sauron!" "If you are referring to the incident with Bilbo Baggins, I was barely involved, all I did was...kill your Uncle." *laughing* "Whatever you did, you've got the whole place in an uproar. Half the Shire has been destroyed." *laughing* This is basically Middle-Earth edgy humor.
Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “no” Frodo: “Tell me eveything” Gandalf: “No” Frodo: “Come on, tell me everything” Gandalf: “Silence” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “NO” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf: “Don’t tempt me Frodo!” Frodo: “Tell me everything” Gandalf “FUCK YOUUUUUU” Frodo: “Alright then, keep your secrets” I love this
DUDE NO FUCKING WAY I LITERALLY GOT A VIDEO RECOMMENDED OF YOU LAST WEEK THEN I BINGED WATCHED ALL OF THEM AND NOW YOURE BACK? i have to be living in a simulation
OMG YOURE BACK holy shit. I've been watching your LOTR series once at least every month for years. I thought you'd quit. I even googled what happened to you. It's great to see you back here. You're amazing man. Kept my depressing shitty days at bay. Thank you for that. Never stop!
I remember when this video came out. I was dealing with depression and got home from work after a very shitty day. Seeing that marklar uploaded something after so many years made my day for days.
Thank you for making another one. I can't say how much I love your LOTR ytps. Or really any of yours to be honest. They're some of my absolute favorite YTPs up there with marck3611's.
I think you've returned with your boldest work! While there were some jokes more crude than I was hoping for, what bits of editing you experimented with and new bits of humor really added to your style!...and yet I can't lie...a tad upset we didn't get a little musical break as in your past YTPs haha Still this seems rather promising all things considered, hope to see even more quality stuff from you in the future!
I agree. I wished for a musical number, too, but I appreciated the Gandalf and Frodo back and forth and the "For Rohan!" bits the most. Also, I was practically dying at the footie bit. Gold. I would exchange 3 crude jokes for 1 shitpost edit like his YTP Lord of the Psychotic Shrimp had in spades.
Maklar is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
A wizard is never late.
In two days
Fuck...that was deep.
Marklar*
What is Gandalf doing with my girlfriend's minigun
It’s been four years!!! And well worth the wait.
Very close to five years in fact
More like 4 and a half years
Let’s settle for 4,75 years
and yet it only feels like it's been 2 days
*inserts Titanic 84 years meme*
Everybody stay calm, it's happening - we're witnessing the Return of the YTP King. Words can't describe how thrilled I am to have seen your return.
Krobo's back?
Light the beacons!
I do not believe it!
I'm honestly shocked that he finally returned to make the best quality YTPs after so long
And Gondor will season
THE KING HAS RETURNED.
...Hopefully not just *for two days* .
On the fifth, he rides for two days.
Then war... War for two days
...for Rohan
I offer him my Sauce
Welp. He's gone again.
"Its wonderful to see you Sauron!"
"If you are referring to the incident with Bilbo Baggins, I was barely involved, all I did was...kill your Uncle."
*laughing*
"Whatever you did, you've got the whole place in an uproar. Half the Shire has been destroyed."
*laughing*
This is basically Middle-Earth edgy humor.
And somehow, Sauron looked happy to see Frodo as well xD
Ive seen you before
@@Zero_XTZ5 and you are a Furry!
4:39 Gandalf saying "Bilbo Baggins" with the OST playing almost killed me LOL
Merely mentioning Bilbo Baggins full name triggers the Shire theme. Its natural law.
@@revolverswitch YES, YOU REMEMBER
@@revolverswitch This is the stuffing
@@maxthepaladin2147 One egg
@@maxthepaladin2147 and this is the stuffing?
The "For Rohan" scene was absolute peak poopery 👌
"Oh it's you"
This poop has its highs and lows but that part was exactly the kind of quality content I would expect from TheMaklar.
Make For Rohan, Numberer1, and deliver a magnificent Lord Of The Rings Poop.
I live to see this kind of content.
It puts a smile on my face.
Ah, the only pooper I hate
“For Theoden?”
“For Rohan”
“For Gondor?”
“For Rohan”
“For two days?”
"For Rohan?"
"For Ro-"
@@ChaseMC215
"For Frodo!"
"Yes."
@@TheLatiosnlatias02 for Rohan!!
"Let this be the hour when we bring death to the women and children together!"
"What can man do against such reckless women and children?"
Truly a man moment xD
Boomer jokes be like
Well, time to finish off those Karens
I almost died laughing
certified anakin moment
When the world needed him most, he came back.
“One of you must castrate Frodo baggins…” LOOOL
"Then what are we waiting for?!!"
NEVER BEFORE HAVE THE WORDS "RETURN OF THE KING" FIT MORE NOW THAN EVER HOLY SHIT
6:18 "The horn of hell shall sound deep in the deep, one last fucking time!"
I cried.
"Yes!!!"
THE REAL RETURN OF THE KING
You're back? A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one!
The quality is amazing, he is back! This was perfected for years!
"My dear Balrog!"
I literally CHOKED when Frodo walked in on Gandalf and Pippin, I'm CRYINGGG.
"half the shire's been destroyed"
Well it pretty much was in the book version of Return of the King.
WOW really? In the books? I thought you meant in the movie... Where it never happened... My god.
Gandalf horrifically murders innocent children.
*manic laughing*
This is why I love your videos
That's the effects of holding a ring
been there done that
The way Elrond says "testicle" at 4:19 has me in tears
4:25
4:21
Tiss teekle
That Watford Football bit was incredible. Welcome back!
fancy seeing you here!
Hey Abigail, seeing someone as smart as you here makes me feel better about my sense of humour.
Hogg... deaNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
Hahahha how do you know about this!
@@guillaumelagueyte1019 Not smart enough to realize he's still a man.
Holy shit he lives. Welcome back Markular
HOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT HE'S BACK now we need KroboProductions to make his return and everything will be alright
YES YES YES YES
YES!!!
And LogerLabbit!
Krobo/Dikekike recently came back on social media and made an update about making videos in the near future, so yeah we're almost there!
@@JamieSwitzer Let's fucking go
Wish granted
Now we only have to wait another 4 years for the next one
It's been a long time, Marklar. Welcome back you legend.
0:44 Liked how Gandalf says this.
For a moment I thought "Wow I could have sworn I'd seen all Marklar's LOTR stuff..." Then I see it. 52 minutes ago.
Wondrous.
Literallyyy
Idk why but Balrog in bilbos house had my sides bursting
I have never laughted that much
0:29 This is what Sauron truly wanted
The real return of the king
Even the YTPs make me want to watch the whole Rings trilogy for the fiftieth time.
I second this, seeing as how I thought of that one "You know nothing of this matter!" YTP scene when Faramir was talking to Denethor.
1:54 if you made a ytp with just a variety of door knocks we would watch lmao
FINALLY MAN
OMG I CAN'T BREATHE
I CAN'T BELIEVE
ITS WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU
...indeed
Bless up I've never been more excited to get home and sit down and relax to watch a video lmfao
Dude idk why but the *Balrog* opening the door killed me.
and this is why I never unsub unless its confirmed
I love the idea of Gandalf being completely through with Frodo in a couple of seconds. NOOO!!
The return of the King
"My dear BALROG" killed me 😂😂😂
The "What is a dwarf and dwarf and a dwarf doing in the rivermark?" line had me rolling on the floor. 😂
Rittermark* ;)
Glad I stayed subscribed because this shite is hilarious
After 5 years the legend is back.
He has 2 days to do another ytp
I have missed the release of this masterpiece
*FOR TWO DAYS*
The return of a legend.
Ytp should have a DVD set of these
He has returned!
Just as I started watching YTPs again
Return of the King.
"Don't touch me frodo!" As they rode side by side.
Actually says Dont Tempt Me Frodo
Absolutely crying at 2:56 😂😭💀
He returns!!!
He's back
i haven’t laughed this much in forever. thank you
4 years...😭🥲
Actually, five.
When the world needed him most he returned!!!!!!!!!
Dear lord I thank you we are truly blessed this day
Just found his thumbnail photo. The penguin from family guy. This brings great joy
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf: “no”
Frodo: “Tell me eveything”
Gandalf: “No”
Frodo: “Come on, tell me everything”
Gandalf: “Silence”
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf: “NO”
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf: “Don’t tempt me Frodo!”
Frodo: “Tell me everything”
Gandalf “FUCK YOUUUUUU”
Frodo: “Alright then, keep your secrets”
I love this
OMG he's back
I CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES.... THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED!
Never in my life have I needed something so much and never known until I received it.
The first minute alone had me in stitches.
“Tell me everything”
“DON’T TEMPT ME FRODO!!”
I’m done, this is gold. Thank you for the upload 🥲
Best day of my life… new 2D Metroid, AND new Marklar YTP? What more could one ask for?
DUDE NO FUCKING WAY I LITERALLY GOT A VIDEO RECOMMENDED OF YOU LAST WEEK THEN I BINGED WATCHED ALL OF THEM AND NOW YOURE BACK? i have to be living in a simulation
My dear BALROG!
WELCOME BACK
These Lord of the Rings YTP videos never get old. I almost died laughing with this one! 🤣🤣🤣
Damn it’s been years
What can man do against such reckless women and children?
OMG YOURE BACK holy shit. I've been watching your LOTR series once at least every month for years. I thought you'd quit. I even googled what happened to you. It's great to see you back here. You're amazing man. Kept my depressing shitty days at bay. Thank you for that. Never stop!
Yeah I thought he suddenly stopped making them since. I guess Marklar has some surprises after all
After all these years…
2 years ago, feels like only yesterday wtf. More please.
“It’s wonderful to see you Sauron.”
DUDEEEEE!!!! You are my favourite YTP content creator and youre back with my favourite series!!!! Honestly thought something had happened to you
Greatest ending to a YTP I've ever seen
The king Marklar has return
Please come back and make more of these hilarious ytps.
ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
oh man, tears in my eyes. The best YTP maker is back
Four years have passed, the time has come.
HE'S BACK
You have finally back💙
That was very great💙
Best videos 💙
Love you from Iraq 🇮🇶💙
The return of the king!!!! He is back!!!!
Oh lord, he's back. I can't believe it. Thank you so so so much for coming back. You have no idea how happy I am!!!
There has been a great darkness in the realm of LOTR poops, thank you for bringing them back.
I remember when this video came out. I was dealing with depression and got home from work after a very shitty day. Seeing that marklar uploaded something after so many years made my day for days.
This was pure gold! Just as good as all the other LOTR poops. Welcome back man! Don't ever make me say that again! xD
Oh dude, I missed your content so much
Thank you for making another one. I can't say how much I love your LOTR ytps. Or really any of yours to be honest. They're some of my absolute favorite YTPs up there with marck3611's.
It really REALLY sucks that we can’t see Tolkien’s reaction to modern lotr fan content
Also welcome back from slumber
Is this real life! The legendary Marklar is back? I must be dreaming.
Welcome back! We missed you!
THE RETURN OF THE KING
Noice Marklar is back on the fellowship
You've been gone for so long, truly return of the king.
He comes back throws this at us then disappears back into the shadow realm
Please never stop
One of the best lord of the rings ytps easily
I think you've returned with your boldest work! While there were some jokes more crude than I was hoping for, what bits of editing you experimented with and new bits of humor really added to your style!...and yet I can't lie...a tad upset we didn't get a little musical break as in your past YTPs haha Still this seems rather promising all things considered, hope to see even more quality stuff from you in the future!
I agree.
I wished for a musical number, too, but I appreciated the Gandalf and Frodo back and forth and the "For Rohan!" bits the most. Also, I was practically dying at the footie bit. Gold.
I would exchange 3 crude jokes for 1 shitpost edit like his YTP Lord of the Psychotic Shrimp had in spades.
HAIL TO THE KING BABY
The Balrog opening the door 😂. And the Helms deep scene was so funny.
O SHIT HE'S BACK