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  • @hoodie6872
    @hoodie6872 4 года назад +2376

    *Hate your hair*

  • @tankjunior6644
    @tankjunior6644 4 года назад +1475

    "He'll be dead before dessert."
    Kronk: "Which is a real shame cuz it's gonna be salad."

  • @m3gAm37aLmAnX
    @m3gAm37aLmAnX 4 года назад +732

    Kronk: "I know a lot about sex"
    Yzma: "Haha, yes Kronk"
    lol

    • @monkeyt2675
      @monkeyt2675 4 года назад +10

      @Medli Harp you hear that? Its the sound of the joke flying over your head....

    • @lunarwolf5295
      @lunarwolf5295 3 года назад +4

      4:17

    • @idragballs
      @idragballs Год назад +1

      i love how while making the drink, kronk litteraly has an incident

    • @KyndleFletcher
      @KyndleFletcher Год назад +3

      SUS...
      Yzma: (WTH.. This mf kronk never told me about Sex..) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @plasticMjolnir
    @plasticMjolnir 4 года назад +888

    Kronk: *gets shot*
    Kuzco: Thats Kronk!!

    • @nico55544
      @nico55544 4 года назад +30

      We must rebuild him, stronger, better, KRONKier.
      Gentlemen I present to you the future of Meme Enforcement, *ROBOKRONK*

    • @noahblair3020
      @noahblair3020 4 года назад +9

      *he throws salad all over everyone*
      You call that a glitch?!

    • @Toad-Bit_Games
      @Toad-Bit_Games 3 года назад +3

      Why did I read this as soon as it happened?

    • @heiscute4207
      @heiscute4207 3 года назад +2

      @@nico55544 that was pretty sus

    • @BorBird
      @BorBird 2 года назад

      He was kronked

  • @kuroganeyukia579
    @kuroganeyukia579 4 года назад +609

    3:00
    "And he'll be dead before desert!"
    "Which is a real shame because its gonna be salad"

  • @dbseamz
    @dbseamz 4 года назад +209

    "This isn't poison, this is coffee!"
    "Well in my defense your poisons all look like coffee."
    Lol

  • @ponyglee
    @ponyglee 4 года назад +714

    This whole movie could have been avoided if Larry hadn’t forget his homework and Kronk had made more salad

    • @mjkalasky2775
      @mjkalasky2775 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, but do any of us REALLY want that?

    • @C0wy_
      @C0wy_ 3 года назад +7

      @@mjkalasky2775 do your homework, kids

    • @tash7764
      @tash7764 3 года назад +3

      *They peed on your fucking rug*

    • @FillBar
      @FillBar 3 года назад +5

      This is what happens when you find stranger in the Alps.

    • @dan_plays9508
      @dan_plays9508 Год назад +4

      And if kuzco at least liked someone’s hair

  • @umbralupin6488
    @umbralupin6488  4 года назад +792

    Better soak this up before it's banned....

    • @brooklynnthecartoongirl
      @brooklynnthecartoongirl 4 года назад +19

      Umbra Lupin Do A Recess: School's Out YTP Video

    • @matthewsoucy9073
      @matthewsoucy9073 4 года назад +3

      You should do a Titan A.E Ytp for its 20th anniversary

    • @magicmariotv7772
      @magicmariotv7772 4 года назад +1

      Do a Valiant ytp (Obi Bird Kenobi gets drafted to the 501st)

    • @thomasread9587
      @thomasread9587 4 года назад +5

      is no-one going to talk about the banning?

    • @CherryTalesHere
      @CherryTalesHere 4 года назад +1

      Will you post this on a second channel

  • @radu2698
    @radu2698 4 года назад +340

    A YTP? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen?

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl 4 года назад +410

    What happened to his old rash

  • @DehydratedRaccoon
    @DehydratedRaccoon 4 года назад +357

    1:47-1:52
    *My Grandpa:* Look Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam?
    *Me trying to leave the dinner table but Grandpa keeps telling stories:* Good, good, that's just what I wanted to hear.

    • @dieyote_
      @dieyote_ 4 года назад +12

      Dehydrated Raccoon
      Underrated comment 😂

    • @jmt6737
      @jmt6737 4 года назад +3

      😭😭😭

  • @2kpal10
    @2kpal10 4 года назад +218

    "Don't listen to that guy...I'm gonna lead you down the path that f***s rocks!!"

    • @acekit2562
      @acekit2562 4 года назад +17

      Sounds painful

    • @Lovinia1
      @Lovinia1 4 года назад +5

      I was waiting for that.

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @Toad-Bit_Games
      @Toad-Bit_Games 4 года назад +4

      @@acekit2562 depends on your gender

    • @reaperwolf8135
      @reaperwolf8135 4 года назад +4

      @@Toad-Bit_Games it wouldn't be too painful if ur female

  • @generalrygy4532
    @generalrygy4532 4 года назад +409

    Your highness this is your homework

    • @generalrygy4532
      @generalrygy4532 4 года назад +9

      HOEMWORK OMG JEZUS

    • @officerminiwheats
      @officerminiwheats 4 года назад +8

      Your homeness this is your highwork

    • @cptTK421
      @cptTK421 4 года назад +3

      GeneralRyGy4532 it’s extra funny when you remember the school based spinoff show

    • @generalrygy4532
      @generalrygy4532 4 года назад

      @@cptTK421 yes it is!

  • @crowg791
    @crowg791 4 года назад +231

    7:41 Joe Swanson crying over Kronk's = EFFING GENIUS!

  • @C117-0
    @C117-0 4 года назад +187

    0:27 i actually couldnt stop laughing

  • @errorcodenumber4042
    @errorcodenumber4042 4 года назад +80

    3:41 "The drinks are more on the-"
    *Starts drowning*

    • @GamerFolf
      @GamerFolf 6 месяцев назад

      What about the donkey Kong gameplay afterwards

  • @blessedphoenix6229
    @blessedphoenix6229 4 года назад +270

    *Is this your homework, Larry*

    • @dubstepz2422
      @dubstepz2422 4 года назад +17

      Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessss

    • @chrisbenoit4534
      @chrisbenoit4534 4 года назад +6

      Lol

    • @zachiii2774
      @zachiii2774 4 года назад +11

      Lebowski references get me every time

    • @DanniNyan
      @DanniNyan 3 года назад +6

      Look Larry, have you ever heard of Vietnam?

    • @ivyhallquist3159
      @ivyhallquist3159 3 года назад +4

      @@DanniNyan You're entering a world of pain, son. We know that this is your homework.

  • @Caenen_LeagueTechnical
    @Caenen_LeagueTechnical 4 года назад +104

    The Emperor's New Groove, but the dessert is going to be salad.

  • @loveandbrainwashed
    @loveandbrainwashed 4 года назад +128

    0:17
    *”Hate your hair”*
    *”Hate your hair”*
    *”Hate your hair”*

  • @nicholasdomingue1967
    @nicholasdomingue1967 4 года назад +166

    All the parts that I wouldn’t stand a chance at if this was laugh you lose
    0:00
    2:16
    7:09

  • @insanedrummer6191
    @insanedrummer6191 4 года назад +48

    2:26 when my friend takes a shot of whiskey and suddenly gets drunk and wants me to take a shot as well so I can be like him.

    • @Peeshart47
      @Peeshart47 4 года назад +5

      * f e e e e l the power*

  • @LilyZerep
    @LilyZerep 2 года назад +22

    7:40 - 7:55 was not expecting Kronk mourning so loudly 😂😂🤣

  • @jettthewolf887
    @jettthewolf887 4 года назад +109

    One person hated your hair.
    Also I cannot unsee 1:01

  • @tanman7568
    @tanman7568 4 года назад +253

    No one
    Not even a single soul:
    Kuzco: HATE YOUR HAIR.

    • @ataritheavali6639
      @ataritheavali6639 4 года назад +4

      And Kronk..... have some S A L A D

    • @MrBerserkinTime
      @MrBerserkinTime 4 года назад +1

      i hate YOUR hair

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +3

      So you quoted the video... and decided to put it in a no one comment. How is that a good comment exactly?

  • @iamconfusion1791
    @iamconfusion1791 4 года назад +52

    @3:37 I love how Kuzco smells poison, but lets Kronk continue making the drinks anyway. Bruh.

    • @JenniferKroft
      @JenniferKroft Год назад +1

      Well he knew kronk would not think and taste test them and he would get poisoned instead confirming or denying the poison

  • @jorgenofalltrades
    @jorgenofalltrades 4 года назад +58

    Kuzco: * sniff sniff * "Is something poisoned?"
    Kronk: *'ight Imma head out*

  • @KrazyKyle-ij9vb
    @KrazyKyle-ij9vb 4 года назад +73

    Kronk's three meals of the day:
    Morning: Salad
    Noon: Salad
    Night: Salad, but occasionally dessert.
    Look at this mans, we should only eat salad and brownies.

  • @jeff-6943
    @jeff-6943 4 года назад +38

    “Ever Heard of Vietnam?”

  • @lewisriverkid9929
    @lewisriverkid9929 4 года назад +35

    3:20 I like how the emperors smile just barely changes

  • @Dwafiz
    @Dwafiz 4 года назад +19

    So good! Hilarious jokes, and it was genius to pull lines from the actors' other work.

  • @walteramsack4231
    @walteramsack4231 4 года назад +43

    6:04 14 year old me trying to impress the girls

    • @fishman5
      @fishman5 3 года назад +3

      I was hoping they would show a picture of a rock or the rock

    • @jorgenofalltrades
      @jorgenofalltrades Год назад +2

      No,no. He's got a point.

  • @robbiewalker2831
    @robbiewalker2831 4 года назад +41

    2:23: Bowser, when he attempts to use poison Mushrooms in SMB2 (Japan only until 1993).

  • @KyndleFletcher
    @KyndleFletcher Год назад +5

    The Poison scene is so high.. 😂😅🤣🤣
    Yzma using the broccoli to tell Kronk to hit him on his head..

  • @sardonicravenclaw3668
    @sardonicravenclaw3668 4 года назад +37

    3:07 when my parents dont close the door when they leave
    Parents: "No hard feeling about (an open door), right?"
    Me: "None whatsoever."
    *slowly imagines a painful death for them*

  • @dtheriault3
    @dtheriault3 4 года назад +37

    This might be the most insane thing I've watched in a while

  • @WelshWerewolf
    @WelshWerewolf 3 года назад +11

    3:41 the drinks are on the- *chokes on his salad juice and falls into an arcade machine*

  • @benmeyer2916
    @benmeyer2916 4 года назад +15

    I love how during the funeral scene you just used joe struggling to get back in his wheelchair, same voice actor so it works lmao

  • @edensgate3770
    @edensgate3770 4 года назад +80

    7:30 shrek: c h i n e s e

  • @indiana6941
    @indiana6941 3 года назад +16

    5:00 This is why I don't drink coffee.

  • @edensgate3770
    @edensgate3770 4 года назад +68

    5:38 why am i watching at night...

    • @MrBluntz
      @MrBluntz 4 года назад +8

      Yeah ngl that genuinely creeped me the fuck out.

    • @tyleralso8114
      @tyleralso8114 4 года назад +2

      Me too lol

    • @crazymonkey4175
      @crazymonkey4175 4 года назад +2

      seriously this part was so out of nowhere and killed the vibe for a little bit. that part could be cut out and it wouldn’t be missed.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed.7620
      @themonsterunderyourbed.7620 4 года назад +2

      To brighten the mood a bit
      "He's tryin to lead you down the path of righteousness, I'm goin to lead you down the path that fucks rocks!"

    • @_Sukyi_
      @_Sukyi_ 3 года назад

      Me too

  • @Soulcalibar41
    @Soulcalibar41 4 года назад +22

    9:42 I was expecting him to say "Well, Yzma just tossed my salad."

  • @knightslayer8759
    @knightslayer8759 4 года назад +20

    Izma: "Feel the POWER!"
    Me: "Of Jack Daniels?"

  • @rs_2767
    @rs_2767 3 года назад +35

    "Krunk!The Emperor needs his P O I S O N"
    "Right...Oh....S A L A D"
    *Yzma proceeds to rage intentionally*
    "EHMMMMM--"
    3:53

  • @georgelopes4589
    @georgelopes4589 4 года назад +27

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KISS A LLAMA ON THE LIPS!

  • @keeganstormblade5456
    @keeganstormblade5456 4 года назад +65

    2:08 Why does she even have that lever?

  • @blinky6254
    @blinky6254 4 года назад +53

    4:30 *He's dead!*

  • @drippincheeriobox
    @drippincheeriobox 4 года назад +24

    Ah yes the poison, the poison for kusko, the poison to kill kusko, kuskos poison

  • @billcipher1756
    @billcipher1756 4 года назад +61

    "he will be dead before dessert!"
    "which is a real shame because its gonna be salad..."
    since when was kronk a vegan?

  • @SkwurlOverlord
    @SkwurlOverlord 4 года назад +149

    0 dislikes
    Just how it should be
    Nevermind...

  • @primeradagon1306
    @primeradagon1306 4 года назад +16

    This one of the most subtle ytp i've ever seen so far, but its still manage to crack me up

  • @Amanda-zg4lq
    @Amanda-zg4lq 4 года назад +17

    This gives me 2012 YTP vibes and I love it.

  • @garrtoons4303
    @garrtoons4303 4 года назад +89

    *"ROCK N' ROOOOOLL"*

    • @latinas
      @latinas 4 года назад +1

      that shit had me weak 😹😹

    • @paul0089
      @paul0089 4 года назад +1

      One of my favourite part 🤣

    • @forestcat8079
      @forestcat8079 4 года назад +1

      The 1980s In a nutshell lol

    • @hammerheadmatt9987
      @hammerheadmatt9987 4 года назад +1

      What was it from?

  • @Higihihihihi
    @Higihihihihi 4 года назад +21

    6:10 Pause before hitting the time stamp and you'll have the meme format.

    • @daperson8947
      @daperson8947 3 года назад +4

      Hold up guys. He's got a point.

  • @Astronomicat117
    @Astronomicat117 3 года назад +5

    “THIS ISN’T POISON, IT’S COFFEE!”
    _“Well, to be fair all your poisons look like coffee!”_

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 3 года назад +12

    0:46 THIS IS SO FUNNY HE PUT HIM BACK UP IN THE BANNER

  • @tnrproductions1231
    @tnrproductions1231 4 года назад +14

    0:32 The hit markers killed me. 👌

  • @pillow855
    @pillow855 4 года назад +44

    Oh nice, didn’t know people still made YTPs

  • @dwaynetheeggjohnson2776
    @dwaynetheeggjohnson2776 3 года назад +12

    6:40
    "Hate your hair."
    *has a stroke*

  • @astrolander95
    @astrolander95 4 года назад +9

    "Uhh, excuse me, is this your homework, Larry?" lmfao

  • @dieyote_
    @dieyote_ 4 года назад +11

    I love how Kuzco is completely fine with them trying to kill him.

    • @chupacadabra5161
      @chupacadabra5161 2 года назад +1

      They literally say that they're gonna poison him and he's like 🙂

  • @YaBoiSaltyOfficial
    @YaBoiSaltyOfficial 4 года назад +8

    "Oh, they're so easy to make."
    *Proceeds to explode*

  • @learningwithlaila
    @learningwithlaila 3 года назад +9

    “4 combos extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings, the catch of the day, and a stake cut in the shape of a *bleep* “
    “...”
    “Got all that hunny?”
    *”nope”*

    • @WelshWerewolf
      @WelshWerewolf 3 года назад

      "got all that hunny?"
      Erm.... Salad

  • @BillCipher-tb7dn
    @BillCipher-tb7dn 4 года назад +9

    0:00 *silence*
    You were saying?--
    ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  • @JKDoodleJack
    @JKDoodleJack 4 года назад +11

    2:03 The daintiness of that headshot is unparalleled.

  • @Cutiepie-cy8td
    @Cutiepie-cy8td Год назад +2

    “Is something poisoned?”
    Why is that so funny😆

  • @sunlighttehstarlightandzet1714
    @sunlighttehstarlightandzet1714 4 года назад +12

    4:06 Zeta: Hurry up!
    Scout: Hurry up already!

  • @triplecrosscounter
    @triplecrosscounter 4 года назад +6

    7:42 lost my shit at the Joe Swanson crying

  • @SupHapCak
    @SupHapCak 4 года назад +5

    "I'm gonna lead you down the path that fucks rocks"
    *Greg Universe has entered the chat*

  • @middone6877
    @middone6877 3 года назад +4

    2:08 why is that an alestorm reference I spy?
    Loved the video btw, had me crying.

  • @OmegaRadiost
    @OmegaRadiost 4 года назад +32

    1:01, Plugged XD

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 4 года назад +3

    The ENG is my favorite Disney movie and you made it so much better. I thank you for your service

  • @yeetman6178
    @yeetman6178 4 года назад +9

    3:20 Me falling my chemistry class

  • @raccoonlad5685
    @raccoonlad5685 4 года назад +4

    this is like the perfect example of ytps using a familiiar property with jokes that most of us already know the punchlines to, and giving us a new punchline

  • @roygbivsol
    @roygbivsol 3 года назад +5

    I’m sorry, is this not just the best thing in existence?

  • @birdmanrising
    @birdmanrising 4 года назад +10

    9:05 I absolutely lost my shit lmfao!

  • @blessedphoenix6229
    @blessedphoenix6229 4 года назад +10

    Smash death never gets old XD

  • @MrBluntz
    @MrBluntz 4 года назад +8

    Best ytp I’ve seen in along time.

  • @nathanieljones8043
    @nathanieljones8043 4 года назад +14

    Conkers bad fur day for the n64 am I a gamer now

  • @danielharris3036
    @danielharris3036 3 года назад +1

    I lost it when Alestorm played. Was not expecting to hear fucked with an anchor. 😂

  • @cheesefinder111
    @cheesefinder111 2 года назад +4

    5:26 I laughed and got scared at the same time, which caused me to pull a cramp in my chest 🙂

  • @deandresinclair
    @deandresinclair 4 года назад +9

    5:27 I wasn't expecting that

  • @AWasteOfYourTime8205
    @AWasteOfYourTime8205 Год назад +3

    9:23, when people sing me happy birthday and they are actually celebrating my 1 year closer to death

  • @user-A562
    @user-A562 3 года назад +4

    4:14 kronk is actually reacting to the bad smell

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 3 года назад +10

    I paused the video and Pacha made a derp face 7:58

  • @tobysvideostudio8580
    @tobysvideostudio8580 3 года назад +2

    Kusco: you were saying?
    Theme Song Guy: *ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL*

  • @LiterallyBocchi290
    @LiterallyBocchi290 3 года назад +7

    Friend: *kicks me out of discord call*
    me three seconds later: 4:38

  • @yeetman6178
    @yeetman6178 3 года назад +7

    2:52 He got some moves

  • @reaperwolf8135
    @reaperwolf8135 4 года назад +6

    2:39 riiiiiight the poison the poison the poison the poison....... the poison? *YES*

  • @YeloPartyHat
    @YeloPartyHat 3 года назад +1

    This is by far one of the best YTPs of all time. I absolutely loved the salad poison bit and the continuous hair joke.

  • @enskits
    @enskits 4 года назад +10

    3:37 is something poisoned? Kronk compromised.

  • @DRSTRANGELOVEIN
    @DRSTRANGELOVEIN 3 года назад +2

    *”Is this your homework, Larry??”*

  • @jaybird-vs4td
    @jaybird-vs4td 4 года назад +4

    "Which is a real Shame cuz it's gonna be SALAD" 3:02

  • @icel8828
    @icel8828 4 года назад +4

    This is full of classic ytp energy

  • @SanguiniCore
    @SanguiniCore 3 года назад +6

    1:30 Kronk teleporting had me laughing..

  • @T.r.a.i.n
    @T.r.a.i.n 4 года назад +14

    1:35
    *me when im listening to music as the entire team yells at me for being the only person and not doing anything*

  • @twitchrareswedishki11errabbit
    @twitchrareswedishki11errabbit 2 года назад +3

    This was better then the movie.

    • @hobomike6935
      @hobomike6935 2 года назад

      I died at the part with the bottle of Jack Daniel's
      "OHHHH ho ho ho, _Feel the Power...."_

  • @jamiehaan6285
    @jamiehaan6285 3 года назад +3

    The scene where they try to assassinate him is like the assassination of rasputin

  • @hydrogendemon
    @hydrogendemon 4 года назад +3

    Pog champ dude this is one of my favorite movies.

  • @coramorgan406
    @coramorgan406 3 года назад +2

    I haven’t laughed this hard in ages 😂 especially the poison part lmao

  • @antoniolopez-leonproductio9032
    @antoniolopez-leonproductio9032 2 года назад +7

    0:05
    Kuzco: You were saying?
    Theme Song Guy: *ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*