the hyperdrive generator is gone master, we'll need a new one *no.* the generator is gone, master *no* Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs. well need a new one master *no*
"The hyperdrive generator's gone master, we'll need new one." "No!" "..... our generator's gone master." "No! Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs." "............. we'll need a new one, master." "No!"
Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic Credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits are no good around here we need something more real! DACT TARRIES.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to SUS. I sense much fear in you.
Fear is the path to the ducks. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. . . Hate. . . leads to *sus.*
I've just realized that Yoda's "Fear leads to anger" part has been sped up so perfectly that if you press the left or the right arrow during it, Yoda just keeps going xD
It's Steve Ballmer from when he was an executive at Microsoft back in the 2000s I think. If you look up Steve Ballmer developers you'll find the original source.
8:18 "Fear is the path to the ducks. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate... leads to sus." Words of wisdom.
7:54 "Eyyyyah...." I had to pause the video to get over my laughing fit over that part, so I figured I'd write this comment to express my satisfaction while I was waiting to stop laughing my ass off.
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to fear. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate... Leads to sasss...
"Hasta la baby, Vista." "Whoops." *press* "Baby la vista, Hasta." *press again* "Vista la hasta la baby la vista." *presses until explosion* "...Whoops."
It's just randomness, the main reason it caught on was the ease of doing it; anytime someone in the source says a word starting with "s" and a vowel, you can make a sus joke with one small edit.
Obi Wan: "The Hyperdrive generator is gone master we'll need a new one" Qui Gon: "No" Obi Wan: "The generator is gone master" Qui Gon: "No" Obi Wan: "We will need a new one master" Qui Gon: "No" What does Qui Gon not say no too?
Theres many forms of slavery than just the African ones. Anakin's is probably closer to the arabic ones where the "slaves" had accomodation and a few rights and were mostly used for labor Probably
As someone with ADHD, it’s actually in some ways like it. At least this is funny. ADHD is unrelenting, demoralising and constant. It’s like having the parts of the video where the same frame is replayed thousands of time in a few seconds, but it’s of everything you think of and everything you try to listen to. Mixed with everything in your head, at every moment.
![[YTP] Batman Is Not the Hero Gotham Deserves](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/EqBt8Rkyoq4/mqdefault.jpg)
I hope this stays on the internet forever
I'm sure someone's already backed it up, so when RUclips tries to do to this what it did to Waxination's Gaston trilogy, we'll be ready.
No, Im afraid not.
DK Huzaria YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!!!!!!!
Not likely.
@@AnakinSkywalker-xs7ui i was expecting someone with your reputation to be a little... Olderrr *eher*
"Now stay here, and keep out of here."
-Obi-Wan Kenobi
*No.*
-Qui-gon Jinn
So that's why he yelled at padme, he didn't know how he could stay out of here and keep out of here at the same time.
500th like 🎉
Anikan, fake off!
-qui gon jin
Fak*
My favorite part of this is that Qui-Gon is just 500% done with everyone's shit
Not much different than the actual movie
I agree with Ron, Qui-Gon is just being himself
No
No
No
“No”
- Qui-Gon Jin
darth maul hello there
We're heading for a planet called tatatoot
"Don't drink my gin" - Qui-Gon Jin
Walter
@@generalgrievous9379 General Grievous, you're shorter than I expected
"We're losing ducks fast."
NOOOOOOOOOOO!
NOT THE DUCKS!
*quack* 🦆 :)
"Fear is the path to the ducks."
“Your faith in ducks misplaced may be, such as your faith in the duck side...”
May the quack be with you
I love how you can still hear the "Dataries/Credits" argument when you're with Anakin.
+Zenith No
+Joel Maynard
Republic Credits?
+rinzler I don't have credits, I have republic dataries
Joel Maynard
Credits?
+rinzler republic dataries
“I need parts for a noob.”
Obi-Wan = Noob
- Your Highness, there is a possibility with this diversion, many Gungans will penetrate you.
- Wesa ready to do our-san part.
*Padme speechless*
You sure he didn’t mean to say “ass impact?” XD
@@ThisHandleIsInteresting or “arsen part?”
HAHAHAHAHAHA
*watching a war right outside*
I thought the battle was going to take place far from here.
This is too close.
@@Crimson_Sun2486 and it's StarCraft 2 lol
"Are you brain dead?"
"I don't know"
Because all people move their lips like this right
XD
Same
Yes you are
Obi-Wan: "Here, Master. Tatatoot."
Qui-Gon: "We're heading for a planet called Tatatoot."
Pilot: "That's it. Tatatoot."
The *That's it, Tatatoot* is actually from the pilot.
1:34
the hyperdrive generator is gone master, we'll need a new one
*no.*
the generator is gone, master
*no* Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs.
well need a new one master
*no*
@Ethan Schmid republic credits?
@Ethan Schmid (explains) republic credits are no good out here
"The hyperdrive generator's gone master, we'll need new one."
"No!"
"..... our generator's gone master."
"No! Keep your concentration here and now where it belongs."
"............. we'll need a new one, master."
"No!"
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. We're onto you, Qui-Gon.
*_Meat is radical fun for chop shower._*
No
@@MrWhatdafuBOOM but isnt that an absolute making obi wan and whoever taught him that also a sith?
I need parts for a j-type noob
Honestly, the F-Zero theme was a huge upgrade to the pod racing scene.
buttscratchaaaah!
Yah not gonna lie, I remember f-zero and star wars pod racer on n64.
Hhnhhthh
Now this is pod racing!
6:20
we're heading for a planet called tatatoot
That's it. Tatatoot.
Can we have some more Tatatoot?
We can't take her highness there. Tatatoot is run by gangsters!
Too bad he didint say rattadtooie
There. Tatatoot.
luke: NOOOOOOOO
obi wan: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Darth Vader :NOOOOOOOOOOOO
qui-gon: no
Best part
Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic Credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits? Dact Tarries. Republic credits are no good around here we need something more real! DACT TARRIES.
they shouldve added Peter Parker's noooooo
Mace Windu: "No."
@Master Farr "I need something more real!"
"It's a Shit Lord"
Lmao i never noticed before that both sith and shit are made out of same letters 😂
I think it said tit lord
@@CH324_ 😂😂😂
George Lucas being subtle here 😂
9:16 - 9:38 is my ringtone.
2:27 to 2:36
@@epekka i lost it at that part 😂
If I could I would make 0:03 - 0:24 mine
2:39-3:00 will be mine
That part is fire though
"Fear is the path to the Ducks" -Yoda
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to fear.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to fear.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to SUS.
I sense much fear in you.
So, would those ducks from before have met that fate and died? He should heed to Yoda's teachings.
said PewDiePie
I don't sense anything.
ok
Fear is the path to the ducks.
Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. . .
Hate. . . leads to *sus.*
Insert bored Samuel L Jackson Made Windu.
I sense much fear in you
Mr. Zubwolfer I don't sense anything
Twisted by the *SuS* side, Anakin has become a *SiS* lord.
Synchrome, If only you knew the power of the dark sauce
5:50 hands down my favorite part
Ok stay away from her
Execute order 67
@@DarthVader-bd6dz and also you killed children for a girl yo a simp
@@DarthVader-bd6dz >:)
Wave Dylan I’m not a simp I’m uuummmm yeh im a simp
The definition of a YTP classic.
EVERYONE I LIKE is in this comment section!😁
hate leads to sus
No
yes.
+Cape and Cowl Animations republic credits?
+Oliver Šima I don't have republic credits I have republic dataries
+lonkfromcalifornia Republic Dataries?
" Meat is a radical fun for chop shower"
-baby sky walker
He's not a baby, he's a kid
@@mohdreez75 SEBULBA-BLUBEZ!
@@mohdreez75 true.
"Chesko, Sebula"
6:16 Tusken Raiders screaming to the tune of Mozart’s Sonata No. 16 in C Major gets me every time.
It’s certainly better than Peter Griffin’s Sandpeople Choir.
5:50 damn qui-gon is absolutely done with everyone's BS
Best part
Tatatoot is my favorite Star Wars planet
Mine is dagodoog
The opening played and from that moment I knew this was gonna be a good poop.
Has anyone ever seen pop eey
No.
+Smash Apple no iam afraid not
+Krazzykiller11 i think you have
+Krazzykiller11 why else would you be here?
8:54 the sound of my car not wanting to start
😂😂
Lmao
“Qui-Gon Sir wait I’m tired!”
*Qui-Gon turns around*
“Anakin, fuck off!”
I was dying at this
ｒｒｅｅｐｐｕｂｂｌｉｃｃ ｄａａｔｔａａｒｒｉｉｅｅｓｓ
I don't have credits, I have Republic Dataries
+Everyday Everynight dataries
Everyday Everynight ｒｒｅｅｐｐｕｂｂｌｉｃｃ ｄａａｔｔａａｒｒｉｉｅｅｓｓ
+Everyday Everynight i don't have credits, I have republic dataries
+Everyday Everynight d a a a a t a a a r r r i i i e e e s s s
"Asta la baby, vista." "Baby la vista, asta." "Vista la asta la baby la vista." I was cry-laughing at that part, some years ago!
Is Hasta
*Republic Credits?*
REEEEEPUUUUBLIC DATARRRIESSSSS @@dracodeanglicus3857
_meat is a radical fun for chop shower._
Sebulbablubes! Selbulbablubes!
Legend has it that Qui Gon and Watto are still arguing over whether Qui Gon has credits or republic dataries.
Republic credits?
@@titan133760 *d a t a r i e ssss*
@@titan133760 DaTaRrIiEsS
@@qunt100 Credits?
@@titan133760 Da...tar...ies
"The Shit have been extinct for a millennium."
aaaayyyyaaaaah
I wish to buy this clip for 25,000 Republic Dataries.
Republic credits?
Republic Dataries.
Republic credits?
Reeeepubllllliic Daaataaariiiieeesss...
***** I don't have credits, I have Republic Dataries.
Republic credits? I have Republic Die-tarrrrriessss.
Eh, republic credits?
Die-tarries.
Credits?
Die-tarriesss
Republic Credits?
It's been almost 10 years and I still think about REEEEEEPUUUUBLIIIIIIC DAAAACTAAARIIIIIEEEES whenever I watch TPM
Me too, and Sebulba Blubeees Sebulba Blubeeees 😂
1:14"were loosing ducks fast" 😂😂
Quack
*Untitled Goose Game* in the Star Wars universe
This was fucking brilliant.
I know right!
Too bad you can't here English accents through google+
No.
yes it is brilliant
I like how you mentioned a cs188 poop in Santa Claus Saves the Earth.
Republic dataries.
Republic credits?
REPUBLIC DATARIES!
Republic credits are no good out here!!!
Best argumment in history
I need something more real
we are losing ducks fast.
Johnny Gat 1:14 "Qw-ACK!!" XD
0:04
We need a full version of that.
What is this from it’s killing me
@@nathanlunsford7110 I believe it's a classical music piece? Perhaps Beethoven or Mozart.
Mozart, Eine kleine
It’s Mozart’s Eine Kleine Nachtmusik
I second this
1:56: when your game keeps glitching and you can’t go anywhere
XD
intro got me already holy shit
Ded Lee
What was that song?
Ananymouse 30 mozart
Agent Kansas632 what piece and movement.
the first one,
Eine Kliene Natchmuzik
Me too
The F-zero music makes the Pod Racing much cooler
Everyone should've expected that to happen XD
Big Blue for days hahaha
YEAH! You've got boost power!
Have you tried Bianca city music as a tab?
Prat Fall Holy crap it's perfect
"we're losing ducks fast"
*Q U A C C*
I've just realized that Yoda's "Fear leads to anger" part has been sped up so perfectly that if you press the left or the right arrow during it, Yoda just keeps going xD
"We are heading for a planet called tatatoot"
HAHAHA! I lost it on that one!
That's it! Tatatoot.
The mozart intro. I died.
I thought of the 4 peters
J. Read RIP
Will Rise of Skywalker be a worthy end to the saga?
"No. I'm afraid not."
At least better than TLJ
12345 67890 I’d wager Last Jedi’s better. Rise of Skywalker didn’t feel like anybody cared.
@@mini-conlongarm8021 Agreed.
@@mini-conlongarm8021 the entire Disney trilogy nobody cared about making a good SW film thanks to Darth Kennedy
“No”
- Qui-Gon Jin
Qui Gon definitely has the funniest lines 😂
Leave it to Marklar/Alpacahawk to create dubstep out of a fight scene...
Jason Sunderland I challenge you to make a semi-bareable dubstep song using nothing but 'random sounds'.
"Meat is a radical fun for chop shower" -Anakin, 32 BBY
I wish you also added Palpatine's "No" at the end.
2:27 legit had me dying lol
SEBULBA BLUBES SEBULBA BLUBES
MADEVICH Fuck I lost it at that part lmao
*pac-man theme*
I keep quoting it to this day
I love how Qui-Gon says "No." to almost everything.
No.
then it passed on to obi wan Kenobi.
+Bryle Ipup Not likely
+headshot justin
Obi wan: Nooooooo!
*Darth maul revives jinn*
Obi wan: ...
*Darth maul kills jinn*
Obi wan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Darth maul revives jinn*
Obi wan: ...
*Darth maul kills jinn*
Obi wan: NEOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*Darth maul revives jinn*
Obi wan: ...
*Darth maul kills jinn*
Obi wan: no.
“I sense much fear in you..”
“I don’t sense anything.”
-Are you brain dead?!?
-I don't know!
"Qui Gon sir wait I'm tired!"
"Anakin, fuck off"
"Your highness, considering the circumstances I suggest you have sex with us here and now."
"My place is with my people."
"Won't be a problem."
Wtf 😂
Qui-Gon being the smooth operator.
Bob Iger: "we need to make a good Star Wars trilogy"
Kathleen Kennedy: *Qui Gonn voice* "no"
Actually backwards. She wanted to use gworge scripts,iger wanted an original trilogy remake. Just like he wants Disney film remakes all the time
@@fridaynightnicktoons6885 Qui Gonn voice: No.
*Repeatedly says Developers
*Bethesda really liked that
"It just works"
It's Steve Ballmer from when he was an executive at Microsoft back in the 2000s I think. If you look up Steve Ballmer developers you'll find the original source.
@@Nicolas_Cage_Bees The man was sweating a lot :D
"Republic credits?"
"No, i have republic dactaries"
"Republic credits are no good out here"
"Dactaries"
*"No"*
This poop is better than the movie.
No argument there.
Without a doubt
Harrison DuRant That wasn't so difficult to accomplish
Harrison DuRant Literal Poop is better than this movie.
Harrison DuRant Piss off.
1:09 When you are playing portal and you get bored
"Hate leads to *s* *u* *s* ."
-Master Yoda, 2013.
wait yoda predicted among us
Anakin was the impostor so he wasn't wrong
I cried at " asta la asta la baby "
Omfg 😂
be I'll back
Mom im home. Mom. Mommm. Mom im home. Home
Enraged Gamer lol
I'm so glad I bought a butt scratcher on Tatatoot for the discount price of 25,000 Republic Dyctaries
Republic Credits?
singingsun04 I don't have Republic Credits, I have republic Dyctaries
Yum Yum Rainbows republic credits are no good out here
singingsun04 republic Dyctarieeees
Yum Yum Rainbows republican credit cards?
8:18 "Fear is the path to the ducks. Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering, suffering leads to fear, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate... leads to sus."
Words of wisdom.
7:54 "Eyyyyah...."
I had to pause the video to get over my laughing fit over that part, so I figured I'd write this comment to express my satisfaction while I was waiting to stop laughing my ass off.
Same here, I found it strange not seing a single comment about that part before yours lol
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to fear.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to fear.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to fear.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.
Suffering leads to fear.
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate...
Leads to sasss...
MrWhatdafuBOOM you wrote too much
Bordas Studios You say too much, I say not enough.
Sus
Chicken leads to egg. Egg leads to omelette. Omelette leads to fecal urgency.
*sauce*
"Hasta la baby, Vista."
"Whoops." *press*
"Baby la vista, Hasta."
*press again*
"Vista la hasta la baby la vista."
*presses until explosion*
"...Whoops."
5:43 HEHEHEH, sebulba blubez sebulba blubez 😂😂😂 i lost it 😂😂😂
0:02 Serenade No.13 In G Major Eine Kleine Nachtmusik K525 1st Movement (Star Wars Style)
"Is he to become a Jedi?"
"No, I'm afraid not."
It would have been funny if there was a smash cut to the credits right after that.
You just made me get cramps good job :)
tatatoot
That's it, TaTaToot
No
What is the music played in the podrace
9:17 this is art
8:33 no fucking way
Predicted amogus
I need parts for a noob.
How's dee going to pay for all this hm?
I have 20,000 Republic Dataries
Republic credits?
Oh we have lots of that
***** credits?
we are losing ducks.... SQUACK! XD
lol
+Nereus
The shields are gone!
The power's back!
I don't sense anything.
Fear is the path to the ducks!
8:33
"Hate leads to sus"
_8 years ago_
He can see things before they happen. It's a Jedi trait.
＋２
2:27 never though I would hear Jar Jar Binks sing Yankee Doodle with his tongue
Hate leads to Sus.
what IS sus? its in like very ytp lol
Jar Jar Binks Gets more pussy then You! :D Sauce :3
Elijah Nimo why is sauce funny? I recall it was a random gag in rocko's modern life, but does it mean something? Or just randomness?
Sus.
It's just randomness, the main reason it caught on was the ease of doing it; anytime someone in the source says a word starting with "s" and a vowel, you can make a sus joke with one small edit.
Obi Wan: "The Hyperdrive generator is gone master we'll need a new one"
Qui Gon: "No"
Obi Wan: "The generator is gone master"
Qui Gon: "No"
Obi Wan: "We will need a new one master"
Qui Gon: "No"
What does Qui Gon not say no too?
......
No.
Haha....no
Eheh....yeah....
no.
he doesn't say no to republic dataries
Christian Mueller
Credits?
(Just remember, you started this)
Although Anakin was a slave, he had a nice sized home for no income
Yeah what the fuck, bigger than my college studio apartment...
@@Forenzikproductions I'd imagine many of them are overcrowded. Watto only owned Anakin and his mother, so they had more space.
@@saphiriathebluedragonknight375
Had his way with them both you mean
Slavery has existed in a number of forms, many differed significantly from the african chattel slavery we usually think of.
Theres many forms of slavery than just the African ones. Anakin's is probably closer to the arabic ones where the "slaves" had accomodation and a few rights and were mostly used for labor
Probably
"I need parts for a noob"
Ah yes we have lots of that, ahcnunbanuit anannsnsmabubhnicha
Mi chasa nu fasa
CHACHACHACHACHA
Oh we have lots of that
"Don't touch my ass"
"Meat is a radical fun for chop shower"
-Anakin Skywalker 2015
September 3rd 2013
“The shields are gone,” and “tatatoot” are what I remember from this when I watched it years ago
I remember Yoda's speech lmao
This is what having ADHD feels like
That means ADHD is awesome!
As someone with ADHD, it’s actually in some ways like it. At least this is funny. ADHD is unrelenting, demoralising and constant. It’s like having the parts of the video where the same frame is replayed thousands of time in a few seconds, but it’s of everything you think of and everything you try to listen to. Mixed with everything in your head, at every moment.
Qui hon dies
obi wan normal voice: NOOOOO
Obi wan luke skywalkers voice: Nooooo
obi wan darth vader voice: Nooooooo
obi wan qui gins voice: no
MrT Lexify darth Vader not darth cadets voice.
"Dataaaaarrrrieeessss."
*Daktaris
credits?
Lord Narwhal IV Daaaktaaaris.
@Ethan Schmid Republic Daktaris
@Ethan Schmid I have Republic Daktaris
"Anakin - Fuck off!"
- a detailed incredibly accurate plot summary of the star wars prequel trilogy
And Qui Gon and Obi Wan being sick of him.
9:41 That’s an odd way to start an epic lightsaber duel 😂
Has anybody ever see Popeye?
no.
no.
Carlos Magro
no...
I think you have. Why else would you be here?
No, I'm afraid not.
"Don't touch my ass."- Qui Gon 2013
rofl.
This video's been around for 6 years and I still find this hilarious
Yea
Monsieur? Does this mean Overwatch is back?
Winton: 10:08
We're heading to a planet called "Tatatoot" xD
Ikr
+oreoandpotatoes 00 "That's it, Tatatoot"
*Points the the planet* "Tatatoot..." ┌( ಠ‿ಠ)┘
This has claimed the spot of being the funniest YTP I've ever seen. Holy shit.
2:09 Qui Gon: We need parts for a Noob.
*cuts back to Obi Wan in the ship: NOOB*
9:50-10:19 best ending ever also 4:22-4:35 ROFL 😂
Hasta la baby, vista
Vista a la hasta la baby la vista
I hope you have an Attack of the Clones YTP in the works, we need the whole saga! xD
StupidMarioBros1Fan I think Mark should also give The Original Trilogy, Rogue One, and Episode VII: The Force Awakens the YTP treatment.