How to make an Underworld movie: -Hire Kate Beckinsale and put her in leather tights -Shoot scenes where everyone is sucking each other, sucking blood or otherwise -Film a few scenes of porn, put in some special effects so that it looks like its a vampire and werewolf doing it. -Have everyone fighting while going ARRRGGGHHHH, ROOOARRRRR, AHHHHHHH
Remember when Michael being a hybrid was the biggest most important thing in that universe? Or that they cured vampires and werewolves at the end of Evolution by killing the originals? No? ok
Both this and the Resident Evil movies needs to stop now. They were both fine with three movies but now this is annoying. Why would we want to keep watching this, I want a new different take on vampires, werewolves, and zombies.
Fine with 3? Fucking Resident Evil should have stopped after the first, 2, 3, and everything past were terrible. I wish they canned the live action series and kept making the animated movies, those are actually decent and do the bad ass scenes the right way.
Chaos Core I kinda agree, but at least the third used an apocalyptic world to make it feel different. But now they all look the same. It doesn't matter, they'll try to make more for no good reason. This is just to a point that it feels insulting.
Daniel Lado Yeah what happened to that apocalyptic world anyway? In Extinction it shows the Earth from space and all of it is just desert, but then in the next movie we see a wrecked city and even a normal island. It's almost like the people making the movies don't give a shit about continuity. Wait...
Same with the Fast and Furious movies. It went from a shitty movie about street racing to a generic action movie obsessed with over the top and ridiculous action scenes.
I felt that Underworld: Rise of the Lycans was the best movie of the series..and then they had to go down hill with Awakening. And unfortunately..Blood Wars was basically like Awakening. And just like Awakening, they gave the werewolves no kind of character dimension and just made them out to be the bad guys..despite the history of the series that shows they are actually more the good guys. They desperately need to bring Raze or Lucian back somehow. Okay..maybe they can't bring Lucian back..but they could totally bring Raze back. He is said to have died in the first move..but we didn't actually see his body, so they could have said that was another werewolf that Victor killed.
like most civil movements they always end of worse than the original pioneers would have wanted. Sure we got to see Lucian back in the day so we could sympathize with why he was the way he was but when he died there is room for more people to take over and turn the cause into something else. Think of feminism for example if you want to go real world it used to be a wonderful thing and not is is a cancer. Movements can change despite what their origins were which is why I can totally buy why the werewolves have become more evil instead of just creatures sick of being kept in cages and forbidden to love anyone being a vampire.
Yeah. I have always wished that we could see the good guys on the Lycan side. Movie was definitely better than awakening. I watched blood wars and I thought it was great.
I really like the first three films. Guilty-but-not-really-that-guilty pleasure of mine. Bill Nighy as Victor is just pure joy to watch. Awakening, however, is TOTAL ASS, and pretty much abandons entirely the previously established canon/story/setting of the first three films. This film just looks like Awakening Pt. 2, which is kind of inevitable. I'll probably never see this. I'm certainly never watching Awakening again. I remain very fond and a solid fan of the first three, though. It's similar to the even worse Resident Evil franchise. The first film is kind of interesting. The second one is okay-ish. The rest are just increasing levels of garbage, however.
+chunkycake101 I just ignore them. I may respect people's opinions, but I generally ignore the people that just talk down upon me just to troll. The worst thing you can possibly do is give them attention.
Action movies must take a note from Jackie Chan's action movies. They don't make 5 cuts to show a single punch. They don't overdo the camera shake. The fight choreography is unique and inspired. That's what makes Jackie Chan's action scenes feel much more complex but much more comprehensible at the same time.
I LOVE how Joe looses it at 7:09 Probably the best laugh he has ever uttered. So hard that his eyes are stuck halfway open and his jaw is 100% dropped.
SPOILERS: Towards the end of Blood Wars, there's a flashback where Marius explains to Selene how he captured Michael as he tried to escape from Antigen (in Awakening) and essentially harvested him in order to use his super blood as an upper/steroid to give him super lycan powers (make him big and strong, as seen in the frozen lake battle). It's strongly implied that Marius ended up killing Michael, which I wasn't too thrilled about, since Selene can't seem to catch a break, and I've been wanting to see them kicking ass together again. I'm not sure why they want Selene's daughter (Eve) so badly when Michael is the original hybrid and they just killed him off in a mere flashback. Perhaps Eve's blood is even more powerful because she's got the original Corvinus's blood running through her?
they had no need to hide from each other. the vampire dude was immune to sunlight ie those anti vamp bullets. other lycan leader guy had hybrid blood in him which allowed him to be immune to silver. pay attention next time???????
It extremely saddens me to see this franchise go to shit. I thoroughly enjoyed Underworld, Evolution, and Rise of the Lycans, as I grew up on them. I really wanted this to be good, but after watching the trailer, I pretty much knew it was gonna be terrible. Now I gotta wait for Predator, and how they don't fuck that up too.
David was in the first movie, he was the one who teamed up with her and killed her father, the evil head vampire. He was the half wolf half vampire hybrid.
The lycan transformations reminded me of Sailor Moon, only more hairy - but also with vampire people letting them change completely. UHHRHLHGHLGHG! Oh and. WAIT Everybody just said that this movie became available in 2017??? You know it's bad when you get to see the movie in movie theaters like here in Central America 2016... BEFORE USA in 2017!? (whaaa---? )
Since they're just cranking out shit like this for sales, I'm thinking.... *Blade: Underworld* Just have Blade and Kate Beckinsale team up (after fighting each other Iron man v Thor style, of course). Sure it doesn't make sense since each franchise had their own Dracula, but who the hell really cares at this point?
I still watch these movies for the guilty pleasure, I don't know what it is but I find them enjoyable for some reason so I hope we get 1 more that finally wraps up this terribly written story.
They might not be masterpieces, but they will keep making them as long as they make money. Underworld: Budget $22M - Box office $95M Evolution: Budget $50M - Box office $111M Rise of the Lycans: Budget $35M - Box office $91M Awakening: Budget $70M - Box office $160M Blood Wars: Budget $35M - Box office $55M (so far)
I'd go and see it if they offered a free life-size Kate Beckinsale doll with every ticket. Oh and maybe a chance to have lunch with Charles Dance, because that dude is cool.
Great review (even though I disagree about the film). I liked it. It was a not so serious action/drama popcorn flick which is all I was expecting. Actually it exceeded my expectations lol.
Yea thats right Joe ,laugh now but when the new Ice Age begins and us Lycans have or advanced tech, cotton weave, polyester blend Northface Jackets, you'll be sorry, YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!! #2026 #LYCANSwithCOATS
Such a shame. The first movie was on pair with Blade in my opinion. The sequels sucked! Not suprised that this movie tanked lol. Still love Cate though. Poor thing. Victim of terrible writing/story. The first move had such potensial. :(
here's the thing with movies, they're entirely opinion based. Some people will like them, some people won't. Example being Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. People love those movies, I think they're shit. This is the reason why you shouldn't tell people not to go and see a flick, how do you know everyone will hate it? Everyone says these movies have been drawn out, but I have liked and own all of them. It's all about what a person enjoys. No need to tell people to avoid it because you didn't like it. Reason why I can't stand movie critics. I have seen a movie completely bashed, went and seen it, ended up liking it. Hell I own 100s of movies, over half of them weren't well received, but I enjoy them. All that matters.
WutTheDeuce well I agree that the “critics" up in Hollywood are not the best ones to look up their opinions, but people like to listen to people like Angry Joe or Jeremy Jahns because they mostly have the same tatses for movies as them. Most of the time people agree with Joe, but other times people give him shit for liking Suicide Squad. People would like to know what specifically is wrong with a movie with reviewers so they know what they're getting into or whether or not they should even waste their time to watch that movie based on its flaws.
I saw the first 4 minutes of Joes review but knowing how much i liked Underworld i went & saw it. Totally liked it much better than Joe was recommending. So i agree. It's still nice to hear opinions but ive noticed i've disagreed more with Joe on movies, even tho i love his Video game reviews.
I am amazed it is still going. After last film where we she drank the blood of the 1st Immortal which enhanced hers powers, making her equal to the Hybrid Markus in strength and giving her an immunity to sunlight it became daft.
Underworld:Blood Wars Production Budget: $35 million first weekend $13,100,000 first 3 days worldwide: $58,334,963 Assassin's Creed Production Budget: $125 million first weekend $10,278,225
With a budget of $35 million dollars and already making $58 million in 3 days with the average rating being a 6/10 I would say we haven't seen the last of Underworld
No not underworld! :( Were else can i see sexy "lovecraft" Vampire V Werewolve. Dark and sexy Alfa humans" in a bleak setting" Surviving against nightmarishly ugly beast's Who would see them wipe from existence. Both sides bidding for control and dominance Over a world of cattle. Damit! why does it haf to suck, the concept is so amazing!.
unfortunately the snow vamps and the gothic vamps all drank the selene punch at the end and her daughter came back... so you know in about 3 yrs they will make another. Super Vamps and Lycans vs. ???
They're eventually going to run into the problem that they keep giving Selene power ups at every movie and eventually there'll just be no reasonable way anyone could even threaten her
I'll always love Kate in her films because she takes her work to heart. I loved the first one more than all of em. But her face changed drastically in this film that it was seriously hard to ignore. She's had so much botox injected into her forehead and face it's alarming. I'm not against that at all but she's not "ageless". The film in itself was just too slow and the story was weak. It was as bad as Twilight and that's saying a lot because I HATE Twilight.
I just watch it for Kate Beckinsale
Fair enough.
James Rennick it was to the point that seeing Kate wasn't enough. I haven't seen a movie this bad in a long time
I think thats the only reason why people watch these movies, not counting the 14 edgy teens
she's sexy, but she still can't make the movie good
Randall Jolla that's the only reason why we watched it
How to make an Underworld movie:
-Hire Kate Beckinsale and put her in leather tights
-Shoot scenes where everyone is sucking each other, sucking blood or otherwise
-Film a few scenes of porn, put in some special effects so that it looks like its a vampire and werewolf doing it.
-Have everyone fighting while going ARRRGGGHHHH, ROOOARRRRR, AHHHHHHH
Achillez take my money !!!!
Achillez how to fund this??
there is a sex scene with kate Beckinsale???
hahaha
***** and yet, you want 72 dead virgins. Nice one mate.
As long there is black leather...
Pienimusta no....there's something better
shiny black leather 😰
Pienimusta with Kate in it
*as.
ShallowDepression What are you correcting?
and anal lube
Kate Beckinsale still hotter than all those Kardarshains ever were in their teens
Mike Messiah yet they somehow make her signifantly less attractive in underworld.
Oh my, I was watching her the whole time in the movie, didn't care about how good/bad the movie was.
Amen! That womans an Angel
@@zantodelirium285 tell her hit me up I'll smash
I know this may be a running joke, but...
Still better than Ghostbusters 2016.
says the person who is literally a filthy frank meme
coryinthehouse Right ? Lol
coryinthehouse but true
Asuka Langley Soryu almost anything is better than that
manos hands of fate is better than ghostbusters and manos is like what 40 years old
Remember when Michael being a hybrid was the biggest most important thing in that universe? Or that they cured vampires and werewolves at the end of Evolution by killing the originals? No? ok
that sound like a blade insult, first bade best vampire movie got to admit. unless u like underworld one
Wasnt much they could do, the actor for Michael didnt want the role anymore.
Who can blame him ,
Scott speedman didn't won't to return any more after 2.
The first and Evolution are the best Underworld movies and some of the best vampire movies. The rest of the series has no direction which sucks.
Both this and the Resident Evil movies needs to stop now. They were both fine with three movies but now this is annoying. Why would we want to keep watching this, I want a new different take on vampires, werewolves, and zombies.
Fine with 3? Fucking Resident Evil should have stopped after the first, 2, 3, and everything past were terrible. I wish they canned the live action series and kept making the animated movies, those are actually decent and do the bad ass scenes the right way.
Chaos Core I kinda agree, but at least the third used an apocalyptic world to make it feel different. But now they all look the same. It doesn't matter, they'll try to make more for no good reason. This is just to a point that it feels insulting.
Daniel Lado Yeah what happened to that apocalyptic world anyway? In Extinction it shows the Earth from space and all of it is just desert, but then in the next movie we see a wrecked city and even a normal island. It's almost like the people making the movies don't give a shit about continuity.
Wait...
Same with the Fast and Furious movies. It went from a shitty movie about street racing to a generic action movie obsessed with over the top and ridiculous action scenes.
Daniel Lado Not to mention the Resident Evil movies aren't even Resident Evil. They're just big budget garbage to attract suckers, and dumbass fans.
I felt that Underworld: Rise of the Lycans was the best movie of the series..and then they had to go down hill with Awakening. And unfortunately..Blood Wars was basically like Awakening. And just like Awakening, they gave the werewolves no kind of character dimension and just made them out to be the bad guys..despite the history of the series that shows they are actually more the good guys. They desperately need to bring Raze or Lucian back somehow. Okay..maybe they can't bring Lucian back..but they could totally bring Raze back. He is said to have died in the first move..but we didn't actually see his body, so they could have said that was another werewolf that Victor killed.
like most civil movements they always end of worse than the original pioneers would have wanted. Sure we got to see Lucian back in the day so we could sympathize with why he was the way he was but when he died there is room for more people to take over and turn the cause into something else. Think of feminism for example if you want to go real world it used to be a wonderful thing and not is is a cancer. Movements can change despite what their origins were which is why I can totally buy why the werewolves have become more evil instead of just creatures sick of being kept in cages and forbidden to love anyone being a vampire.
Yeah. I have always wished that we could see the good guys on the Lycan side. Movie was definitely better than awakening. I watched blood wars and I thought it was great.
loved rise of the lycans
Mike Chance thanks for saying what I've been thinking about these movies, also how they kill off Michael who survived so much worse.
I really like the first three films. Guilty-but-not-really-that-guilty pleasure of mine. Bill Nighy as Victor is just pure joy to watch. Awakening, however, is TOTAL ASS, and pretty much abandons entirely the previously established canon/story/setting of the first three films. This film just looks like Awakening Pt. 2, which is kind of inevitable. I'll probably never see this. I'm certainly never watching Awakening again. I remain very fond and a solid fan of the first three, though.
It's similar to the even worse Resident Evil franchise. The first film is kind of interesting. The second one is okay-ish. The rest are just increasing levels of garbage, however.
Huh, looks like we're some kind of notification squad...
or a force.
Eccentric Charlie or an army
you know it's for the fans
Who Dat Ninja "the movie is made for the fans"LoL
+Say What Again i Dare you i Double Dare you! omg you said a homophobic term youre soo edgy and funny
Guys, that WAS her daughter that showed up at the very end!!!
I still liked this movie.
Sure, it's not great, but it's enjoyable as a guilty pleasure.
Definitely better than Awakening, that's for sure.
Asuna Yuuki awakening straight bullshit especially the first 10 minutes where they kill the only badass the only reason the movie was good, MICHEAL
Asuna Yuuki Shut up weaboo
J. Mike Yeah the abridged version is better.
Asuna Yuuki, well guess ill go see this movie since I actually kinda liked Awakening.
+chunkycake101 I just ignore them. I may respect people's opinions, but I generally ignore the people that just talk down upon me just to troll.
The worst thing you can possibly do is give them attention.
Still better than Twilight. [No meme intended]
Joe triggered me when he said 2016
Viggo Ekström joe be smoking that good shit
Viggo Ekström joe is a time traveler confirmed?
I am convinced that Kate Beckinsale is actually a vampire just like Keanu Reeves.
The only reason anyone saw this movie is because Kate Beckinsale is still hot for being 43.
She continues to be sexy as fuck
Damn you're still sexually harassing women at 60? Gross.
Hugh Mungus That's pretty fucking gross...
Skull Face whoooooo!
Skull Face yeah pretty much
What did one female vampire say to the other female vampire?
See you next Month!
Underwhelm: Blood Bores
jumpman flaco Why'd you have the "L" in the first place?
Nathan Gatten you used the word underwhelm. you had expectations for this movie?
Nathan Gatten paul ws anderson strikes again
its because Kate Beckinsales husband is the director of underworld, she basically owns it guys.
Shits become like Resident Evil movies series
@@jackmoody3341 ya but at least RE ended decently underworld hasn't really if they do end it which kind of sucks
The AngryJoe schedule is real!! Hype!
"yes, your mother was here"
"so she is still alive?"
"no."
Lo
Dude, that part crack me up LMAO. And his disappointed face =))))
Kate Beckinsale's daughter is almost 18. Do you feel old now?
18 huh? I'm feeling something but not old. :P
akba666 threesome?
Lmfao
pics or it didn't happen
akba666 I'm 18 too lel
I laughed my ass off with her line delivery. "What are you?" I swear I died.
Dylan Fagan Are you a ghost?
No, I'm a demon being hunted by the Winchesters.
"It's all flashbacks and exposition of what just happened is happening and will happen"
Sounds like they accidentally made a Naruto movie.
Action movies must take a note from Jackie Chan's action movies. They don't make 5 cuts to show a single punch. They don't overdo the camera shake. The fight choreography is unique and inspired. That's what makes Jackie Chan's action scenes feel much more complex but much more comprehensible at the same time.
Wait... why would werewolves need advanced coat technology? Shouldn't they ALREADY have coats built-in? Because, you know, wolves?
Hey I liked all of the 5 Underworld movies and, I even went to go see 'I, Frankenstein' and 'Dracula Untold'.
I went into as an Underworld fan. I watched what I wanted to. If you are not a fan of the series you won't enjoy it that much.
Totally agree
When these guys cracked up at the 7 minute mark I just lost it.
I like the lore of Underworld, but my god the writing is terrible for the movies lol
I LOVE how Joe looses it at 7:09 Probably the best laugh he has ever uttered. So hard that his eyes are stuck halfway open and his jaw is 100% dropped.
What the hell happened to Michael???
The first wolf/vampire hybrid. I'm lost??
SPOILERS: Towards the end of Blood Wars, there's a flashback where Marius explains to Selene how he captured Michael as he tried to escape from Antigen (in Awakening) and essentially harvested him in order to use his super blood as an upper/steroid to give him super lycan powers (make him big and strong, as seen in the frozen lake battle). It's strongly implied that Marius ended up killing Michael, which I wasn't too thrilled about, since Selene can't seem to catch a break, and I've been wanting to see them kicking ass together again. I'm not sure why they want Selene's daughter (Eve) so badly when Michael is the original hybrid and they just killed him off in a mere flashback. Perhaps Eve's blood is even more powerful because she's got the original Corvinus's blood running through her?
After awakening, I was done, very disappointing, not going to watch new movie.
that lycan in awakening was bad ass fuck what u say. that little jailbait you know
He got recast so that could lead to confusion
Kate Beckinsale in leather... More please!!!!
watched it because Kate Beckinsale is hot
agreed
they had no need to hide from each other. the vampire dude was immune to sunlight ie those anti vamp bullets. other lycan leader guy had hybrid blood in him which allowed him to be immune to silver.
pay attention next time???????
As long as a movie has Kate Beckinsale in tight leather, I will pay money to see it.
FYI the director for this film, Wiseman, announced a few months back that a sixth film is in development.
Who watches these films? People who want to see Katw Beckinsale in leather and vinyl.
I think AJ's best *"TWO! TWO OUT OF TEN!"* was from his Ghostbusters 2016 review.
It extremely saddens me to see this franchise go to shit. I thoroughly enjoyed Underworld, Evolution, and Rise of the Lycans, as I grew up on them. I really wanted this to be good, but after watching the trailer, I pretty much knew it was gonna be terrible.
Now I gotta wait for Predator, and how they don't fuck that up too.
That awkward moment at 10:22 when Joe wanted to laugh but he realized other Joe didn't find it funny
Prediction: 2/10 for Resident Evil The Final Chapter
that's two more points that I need to go see it.
It needed to be rebooted after Extinction that was the last straw.
My money's on 1/10.
whatevr99 mines is 7/10 judging from the second trailer
I like how the vampires are up against bear sized sentient killing machines, but only use small-caliber pistols and SMGs.
This franchise is the next resident evil this movies really have potential
David was in the first movie, he was the one who teamed up with her and killed her father, the evil head vampire. He was the half wolf half vampire hybrid.
This franchise dropped the ball by focusing on seline... Rise of lycans showed there is more to the series than seline and her family
The lycan transformations reminded me of Sailor Moon, only more hairy - but also with vampire people letting them change completely. UHHRHLHGHLGHG!
Oh and. WAIT
Everybody just said that this movie became available in 2017???
You know it's bad when you get to see the movie in movie theaters like here in Central America 2016... BEFORE USA in 2017!? (whaaa---? )
Since they're just cranking out shit like this for sales, I'm thinking....
*Blade: Underworld*
Just have Blade and Kate Beckinsale team up (after fighting each other Iron man v Thor style, of course).
Sure it doesn't make sense since each franchise had their own Dracula, but who the hell really cares at this point?
Fuck yes
joe...."I like these movies"......" I didn't know they're were so many"
I was in tech school when the first movie came out.
no
yes?
Virginia Tech?
It's only just come out in the US? It's been out in Australia for over a month and isn't being shown anymore in more theatres xD
I still watch these movies for the guilty pleasure, I don't know what it is but I find them enjoyable for some reason so I hope we get 1 more that finally wraps up this terribly written story.
This review had some great inter-dialogue going on at least XD
"F**k it we're rollin' in!"
It was ok to be honest but I liked most of the underworld movies so yeah
The part when they talk about coats and advanced technology gave me a good laugh.
Wait.
Wait.
There's a new Underworld?
I thought it was a prequel to resident evil
Logan Boice I'm pretty sure you could mix and match movies from both series and still get the same experience.
They might not be masterpieces, but they will keep making them as long as they make money.
Underworld: Budget $22M - Box office $95M
Evolution: Budget $50M - Box office $111M
Rise of the Lycans: Budget $35M - Box office $91M
Awakening: Budget $70M - Box office $160M
Blood Wars: Budget $35M - Box office $55M (so far)
is like the saw series or final destination, all that was good was squeezed long ago but they can still make profit from a low budget.
I love these reviews. Thanks for the enjoyable quality commentary guys!
I'd go and see it if they offered a free life-size Kate Beckinsale doll with every ticket. Oh and maybe a chance to have lunch with Charles Dance, because that dude is cool.
The first Underworld is the only good and that's a stretch.
AndrewsUniverse Awakening was great, lots of action.
Amp Fiyah No it peaked at Rise of the Lycans the rest are shit
Supo A but this one was theee worst movie i saw in my life. Im not joking.
So, when does Uwe Boll pick up the license and make direct-to Blu-Ray sequels? How many theatrical releases do they have left in them?
Great review (even though I disagree about the film). I liked it. It was a not so serious action/drama popcorn flick which is all I was expecting. Actually it exceeded my expectations lol.
I didn't even know about this movie, but that part about the likings and coats had me dead! "They got coats! Fuck their so advanced!" LMAO!
Yea thats right Joe ,laugh now but when the new Ice Age begins and us Lycans have or advanced tech, cotton weave, polyester blend Northface Jackets, you'll be sorry, YOU'LL ALL BE SORRY!! #2026 #LYCANSwithCOATS
Other Joe rockin' that Dungeons and Dragons T-shirt.
They have COATS
"Holy shit advanced technology!They have coats!"
*sigh* No wonder the vampire genre is ruined...
Alpha PHENIX I'm pretty sure that's twilight's fault
jloe01 if it were only Twilight's fault, they may have still been a way to save it.
Alpha PHENIX vampire diaries
jloe01 pretty sure it started with the Anne rice novels
+Darkgeasss Nah. It all started with Twilight. It ruined the vampire culture with blood drinking fairies who sparkle in the sun.
Oh he keeps reviewing movies... looks like we are not going to have reviews this year either
Such a shame. The first movie was on pair with Blade in my opinion. The sequels sucked! Not suprised that this movie tanked lol. Still love Cate though. Poor thing. Victim of terrible writing/story. The first move had such potensial. :(
These are basically Uwe Boll movies, but done in a way that actually made it to the big screen.
here's the thing with movies, they're entirely opinion based. Some people will like them, some people won't. Example being Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. People love those movies, I think they're shit. This is the reason why you shouldn't tell people not to go and see a flick, how do you know everyone will hate it? Everyone says these movies have been drawn out, but I have liked and own all of them. It's all about what a person enjoys. No need to tell people to avoid it because you didn't like it. Reason why I can't stand movie critics. I have seen a movie completely bashed, went and seen it, ended up liking it. Hell I own 100s of movies, over half of them weren't well received, but I enjoy them. All that matters.
WutTheDeuce well I agree that the “critics" up in Hollywood are not the best ones to look up their opinions, but people like to listen to people like Angry Joe or Jeremy Jahns because they mostly have the same tatses for movies as them. Most of the time people agree with Joe, but other times people give him shit for liking Suicide Squad. People would like to know what specifically is wrong with a movie with reviewers so they know what they're getting into or whether or not they should even waste their time to watch that movie based on its flaws.
I'd love to know what some of those hundreds of movies are.
I saw the first 4 minutes of Joes review but knowing how much i liked Underworld i went & saw it. Totally liked it much better than Joe was recommending. So i agree. It's still nice to hear opinions but ive noticed i've disagreed more with Joe on movies, even tho i love his Video game reviews.
dislike LOTR but like Underworld...................... alright.
WutTheDeuce Your fanboy no one should take you seriously
"Oh my God their coats are double lined! GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
I give this movie a Nissan/10...
I am amazed it is still going. After last film where we she drank the blood of the 1st Immortal which enhanced hers powers, making her equal to the Hybrid Markus in strength and giving her an immunity to sunlight it became daft.
Still better than Destiny.
WhiplashSL both on the same level of bad
Destiny got a 6/10. Underworld: Blood Wars got a 2/10. By definition, Underworld is better, because they're able to make fun of how bad it is.
OMG When you guys talked about the Lycan coats was so funny, I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
i miss lucian.....
Underworld:Blood Wars Production Budget: $35 million first weekend $13,100,000 first 3 days worldwide: $58,334,963 Assassin's Creed Production Budget: $125 million first weekend $10,278,225
I love Joe's movie reviews, they are fun to watch.
With a budget of $35 million dollars and already making $58 million in 3 days with the average rating being a 6/10 I would say we haven't seen the last of Underworld
these movies need nic cage.
Agreed
Im already loving the new schedule. I really hope Joe prospers this year.
The dude on the left looks like Paul Giomatti's anorexic brother.
The best thing with Underworld: Blood Wars is that we got this review!
No not underworld! :( Were else can i see sexy "lovecraft" Vampire V Werewolve.
Dark and sexy Alfa humans" in a bleak setting" Surviving against nightmarishly ugly beast's Who would see them wipe from existence. Both sides bidding for control and dominance Over a world of cattle. Damit! why does it haf to suck, the concept is so amazing!.
Silver Hawk9 took the words outta my mouth
I wish i could but... I spent all tha money's on constructing my Ivory tower :P A shackbox for one game would be ridiculous Either way.
Lovecraft has fuckall to do with werewolves and vampires
+Phobe Laxu yeah, i was going to say the same thing. this guy absolutely no clue who Lovecraft, and has probably never read his works
books lol hell no get the with times, lovecraft is used to describe any good dark fantasy. Such as the souls games. Got a bunch of oldfarts in hear :P
What's even older than the Underworld series is the sixth Resident Evil movie in its series, which also get its final film this month!
Yes. Another shitty franchise that lived for far too long.
I can't wait for him to review the new Resident Evil coming out.
hey another game revi.....oh never mind
alejandro frade angel *sad music*
This movie sounds like a fun rental to get from Red Box. Just watching Joe and the other two laugh makes me want in on the fun.
i loved it prolly my favorite underworld go see it!
Wiseman revealed that a sixth film is also in development with Beckinsale reprising her role as Selene.
Wow 2 out of 10, Sony releasing crappy sequels/remakes again :S
Time to close down Underworld for good it seems.
unfortunately the snow vamps and the gothic vamps all drank the selene punch at the end and her daughter came back... so you know in about 3 yrs they will make another.
Super Vamps and Lycans vs. ???
RAGNAROS, The Firelord Witches? Nah too obvious.
They're eventually going to run into the problem that they keep giving Selene power ups at every movie and eventually there'll just be no reasonable way anyone could even threaten her
Nah, they tried that in Awakening and she walked it off.
I spy some fked up teeth.
Meth heads need work too.
10:01 AngryJoe transforming into a werewolf is a musing XD
Ohhhh so that's what they meant by blood wars...
Im still gonna watch it just because I fell in love with Kate Beckinsale when I was 6 and I still am
I'll always love Kate in her films because she takes her work to heart. I loved the first one more than all of em. But her face changed drastically in this film that it was seriously hard to ignore. She's had so much botox injected into her forehead and face it's alarming. I'm not against that at all but she's not "ageless". The film in itself was just too slow and the story was weak. It was as bad as Twilight and that's saying a lot because I HATE Twilight.
The greatest technological minds of the Lycans got together... and they invented coats!