The chad move to play this game? Download a mod to remove every track of Ethan and Hila from the game. Believe me, you will enjoy the game way more without those two humor blackholes draining the enjoyment from your time playing.
The part about killing the medic being a Geneva Convention violation is a load of bollocks. The medic brandishes a red cross which is a protected symbol which essentially means "don't shoot me, I'm here to save people". The Geneva Convention clearly states if someone is wearing a red cross on a battlefield then they are NOT allowed to participate in combat unless in self defence. Making the medic a violation of the Geneva Convention, not the other way around.
I'm also pretty sure the Geneva Convention doesn't actually apply to either the MPDC or the PAYDAY Gang, neither of which being wartime combatants. They'd just be criminals lmao
@@TheBigBlackJoshi a bunch of them are crap. We technically never participate in terrorism, which is by definition only done to further either a religious, ideological or political goal. The only heists with political things are mostly canon to be stealth or spun to appear apolitical.... So unless Jiro is shouting religious stuff whole decaping cops, I don't really see it...
The thing that saves it from being a breaking of the Geneva convention is the fact that the medics color pattern of the red cross has the red inverted with the white, making it a white cross instead of a red one. In a few words, it's just another operator carrying drugs and cosplaying as a medic
@ßomm Yea, but most of it can't really be traced back to being the T-word (not gonna write it out since YT already doesn't show your reply except when in notification mode). It's like with the Elephant contracts, yea, by definition, they are the T-word, but we do them either sneakily or under the guise of something else. The only one that could be counted is Framing Frame day 3 loud. As we are not stealing anything and seemingly only broadcasting the video of the deal
You forgot to mention the awakening of the Cthulu in the lore segment. The lore of this game is so insanely convoluted, its like walking through a maze blindfolded with both of your legs broken.
One time I came across an incredible redditor who unironically claimed that payday 2's lore being a convoluted mess haphazardly taped together was actually a good thing, and that the plot holes, retcons and inconsistencies were a fun puzzle for the fans to piece together.
The safehouse upgrades are actually required to get the secret ending bit, and that includes Scarface's room. So while Scarface isn't canon anymore [he was added as a tie in to a remake that got canned, and the DLC is no longer for sale], his piano specifically is. I hate licensing and IP rights.
i agree, the whole reason his character pack got removed was such bullshit the fact that they canceled the remake in general and still left scarface out of the game just infuriates me
Not necessarily true. I actually did go from weed to fentanyl once and while it was a horrific experience, that was still easier than DW to DS, never mind One Down Sidenote: Don't do fentanyl, kids
Payday 2 is an absolutely buggy and broken mess of a game. It’s enemies are stupid as shit, most of the weapons are shit, it was literally built on a game engine made for racing games and has way too much DLC to boot. Fucking 9.6/10 masterpiece. Would spend another 325 hours playing it any breakfast of the month
"Payday 2 is a terrible game that fell dick first into one of the most satisfying gameplay loops in video game history despite being held together by little more than jizz and almir listos fucking beard sweat." - Me during a fit of blind rage a few years ago. (after several infamy levels and hundreds of hours)
As a native of Baltimore, the quote "It's actually impressive how little of a shit the civilians give about the gang of armed clowns turning DC into Baltimore" is one of the most accurate descriptions of Payday 2, and of Baltimore.
Hey Yoshi, as a certified forklift operator, that frequently breaks shit at work, lemme tell you that forklifts are a dangerous weapon that could kill anything, including your bank account after you get fired for running the forks through a customers car, killing their infant child and it's mother, while the husband watches on in terror, right before you reverse into him, crushing him against a concrete pillar. Also, doing this will probably land your ass in jail, but no to worry, just hire the Payday gangs lawyer, and you will be fine
Speaking of soundtracks too, I really liked how Mercy Hospitals level track is Code Silver, which in real life is code for “Person with a weapon/firearm.”
The character development of the straw man of going from a timid considerate fellow to going to an angry foul-mouthed mongoloid is something I wasn't expecting, I am hoping for his character growth to end up with him being revealed to be the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ in the black yoshi lore.
Appreciate the shoutout! Honestly love the medic units, they add an extra layer to combat encounters - an additional step of "do I need to change targets first?" that has the same appeal as shields. Snipers are definitely trash tho.
Imo the only way to not die immedietaly with snipers is to go with Stoic, otherwise I have the wonderful wombo combo of a sniper removing all my armor and a out of nowhere bulldozer shooting me down
How a game about robbing banks could have its story spiral into something as crazy as PayDay 2 is beyond me. It's like if you were to put the whole Fast and Furious series plotline into just 2 games.
It's kind of like TF2 I guess. Started out as some trigger-happy idiots fighting over some gravel, ends up turning into a generations-long war between immortal brothers, which in itself was just the _distraction_ from the Australian super-metal, magic, money-powered robots, Atlantis-but-it's-New-Zealand, _the actual fucking devil..._
@@Spudtron98 I appreciate the TF2 Lore more than the PD2 one, as PD2 is a cluster fuck of fusing with other games or movies trying to make one ultimate canon universe. It gets confusing at times.
Poor HR management + constant rotation of developers coming and leaving + no vision and no artistic direction under the guidance of the director, and so you get a kitsch mess like PD2. They literally fired the art director around 2014 who previously worked on Battlefield 3 because "lol we don't need him telling us what to do and what not to do like a dad".
As someone who has been playing Payday 2 for six years and has sinked almost two thousand hours into It, I can confidently say that it is one of the games of all time.
They killed my baby :( looks like PD3 will be fucked by premium currency and EOS, crossplay probably kills mod support.. at least the gameplay itself is looking nice. They even had to fuck PD2 with EOS, Epic Games ruining one game at a time. Sry, I'm venting all over the internet over this xD
My own personal way to customization is to slowly flick through skins, textures and outfits until i eventually do a small chuckle. When Chuckle is achieved, i save what i've made and come back to it the next day and run the loadout on a heist with mates. It's usually much funnier to me then and we poke fun at it until something clicks and suddenly the item is now an inside joke for the next year
I literally laughed out loud by “sneezing on federal property” and scenes of a literal swarm of cops come running into a building. Like LOUD laughter. Because this depiction is extremely accurate.
I think I might have been in that thread too, I remember having discussions with people over a hypothetical medic enemy and I suddenly want to cut my wrists for it. Also holy mother of fuck that's a lot of DLC that released since I last played, and I only stopped playing a little after the Border Crossing Heist released. Guess the needle's going back in the arm, the pipe being lit up again, or whatever drug Payday fucking is.
The gage packages is picking up drops for the cripple not the other way around. Also people forget that payday 2 used to be more difficult and realistic, more like l4d in trying to survive but they added perk decks and then had to make the game buttfucking insane to keep the challenge. Thats why the early heists were moving coke and robbing stores before going to steal the ark of the covenant.
I need to meet the smuggler that thought the best place to hide a discreet black market package was in the middle of a police station or FBI headquarters
@@mingdamerciles_3180 It's actually a 5th dimensional IQ level commentary on how the government is corrupt and infiltrated by several crime syndicates.
It might be a meme for some but I enjoy when a reviewer talks about the OST. It’s part of the game and a bad or non existent OST (RE2 Remake) can really drag a game down. The opposite is also true, a banging OST can make the game lit.
I agree with RE2 Remake, I thought it was a dumb decision to replace most of the iconic tracks from the original game with… no music at all. Very odd decision. At least it’s fixable with that one DLC (ugh) that has the original soundtrack. One compliment I will give RE3 Remake was that the soundtrack for that game was MUCH more faithful to the original and the OST was absolutely fantastic because of it
if overkill are ever going to get their hands on difficulty scaling ever again, please someone for the love of god tell them what a naming convention is
I think they’re fine. I mean, the first three difficulties are named appropriately, Overkill is where you need to start using overkill to survive, Mayhem is where things get chaotic, death wish is for when you want to die, and death sentence is a prophecy, namely that you’re going to die. Death Sentence One Down is just a phrase that fills me with both dread and defiance though.
I gotta give it to the writers, you have to be such a great IQ for making a simple "Ha, ha, funni robbers go heist" to "Alright, guess we gonna save the world, not only from the Illuminati, but also from an immortal being who has been at war against Bane since forever" Also, the soundtrack, if you don't buy this game for the gameplay (you sociopath), do it for the soundtrack, even the goddamm Christmas songs are good. I don't tend to simp, but I would do sacrifice human beings for the entire musicians of this games.
(spoilers for the secret ending) Don't forget the cagliostro manuscript, bain literally sacrificing himself to steal the us, the weird ass shadow people which to this day i dont know what the hell they are, the fbi working with the illuminati and the box, piano song, and all that other weird shit people had to do and figure out just to get to the even weirder part of the lore
@@Ethereal6541 The Shadow People are aliens that basically birthed religion in Payday and guess what? The shadow people we see in game are actually the descendants between the original aliens and humans earning them the name: "Nephilim"
If anyone has doubts about this game's soundtrack, listen to Pimped Out Getaway it's literally a Christmas song that doesn't make you want to scream when you hear it.
I've been playing this game since December 2013, when I was a teenager and honestly, couldn't have asked for a better game to take up my time. Everything about the game felt so good. Remember Masterforcer? Techforcer? I still go back and teach some new folk to play the game but other than that, Payday 2 is a wonderful semi-broken game. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Man thirty seconds and I can tell it's already a classic. Is this the closest you'll ever get to reviewing Overkill's The Walking Dead? 1:19 Raid World War II cameo (The joke is Sterling) EDIT: NVM, he mentioned it 4:46 There was a Payday 2 player who made comics of the game and the main character had that mask on the entire time, wonder if it's related 6:44 Did you know they made these 5 times faster in like 2016? 8:31 I remember making a thread of various suggestions, one of them asking OVK to add upgradeable drills, since if someone added their shitty drill first, it would be stuck that way forever. They did a few months later 11:35 You can hit them with melee once to get them down and they won't die 13:20 Wish you mentioned Gustavo Coutinho, he composed OTWD's soundtrack besides some banger PD2 songs and it's also great. I know you said every MF in between 13:47 The stealth song of Gun Metal Grey is even closer to Heat's song 14:12 Calling All Units sounds a little different than that, never heard this version 16:55 Describes GTA Online pretty well too
i genuinely love this game extremely,maybe its because i started playing it for the first time last year,so i'm not so much burned out but i just am in love with how absolutely bonkers some heists can get.
As someone that has given overkill a godforsaken amount of my time both in the game and out of it, this video was great. Humorous and attention grabbing right from the thumbnail, hopefully you'll continue to grow. I feel like I remember that forum post with the medic suggestion and all I really have to say to that is "thanks" for thrusting this suffering upon us.
Fuck snipers, the medics you can at least change your routine to shoot them first if you see them, and if they don't die because another medic healed him: "Use more gun".
I loved this video, I loved watching it, I loved being hospitalized after failing to breathe from laughing and I love the fact that you put RimWorld music in the part where you explained the masks, making the track actually fitting to something after all. Thank you for this video
This video is such a love letter to my soul, honestly. Had me absolutely cackling, understanding all the jokes perfectly, and your editing and creativity is amazing. Love Payday 2. Subbed!
Alright, I had a blast watching the video and to be honest, Payday 2 is really a Love & Hate relatiionship. I have +10K hours on this game and usually doing stupid shit on Loud. I agree a lot about the points of this game but there is a few points I wanted to share: - first and foremost: Sociopath & Ex-President > Anarchist ♥(Joke ofc but I do enjoy more Socio than Anarchist theses days) - As a anarchist player, you have to give extra care to snipers, knowing wehre sniper spawn is good, but when is the second missing part. Usually Bain will tell you sniper are there but not on all maps (Panic room being the good exemple). - Ah the people ask stealth when you have setup the game on Loud and it's a LOUD ONLY heist, what a JOY ! - THE SOUNDTRACK IS ABSOLUTELY BANGERS Inferno Showdown is my fav of all time - The Lore... is funny and actually cool. Digging into when they created it (Thanks to Clockwork) was an amazing time and I would do it again !
The biggest reason we don’t stealth isn’t because of the AI or the pathing or the pagers or boredom waiting for the drill or picking boxes… the reason you don’t stealth is because you miss the absolute banger of a soundtrack for that heist.
I would just like to mention that the little packages you can find aren't planted by Gage himself. They're placed by uhh...well, couriers, and the gang finds them and gives them to Gage for attachments.
This is the exact kind of video I'd want to make about payday if I had your editing skills and humour, it's perfect. Good shit. Now I need a medic bag.
The lore was really something to experience. You really did have to be there for it, because the developers had less of a clue where it was going than the players did. All the ARG stuff was awesome.
I don't care for this game, BUT... This is the first time I've learned about the Scarface character, and that it's voiced by Andre Sogliuzzo, the guy who did his voice for the old Scarface game. I love that game, and hearing him reprise the role really makes me happier than it should.
i'm a old player of Payday and i when the story started going for more the Whatever supernatural lore about it, i was wainting they gonna say the police we fight or more like the Gensec people are made in Cloning facility or something sadly it didn't happen
Dude played this game for 2K hours Made the absolute best 2022 Payday 2 video ... And didn't even touched the MOD aspect of the game That's what keep this game alive for that long... Custom heisters, guns, heists, QoL and bunch of shit and anime stuff, it's amazing. Wouldn't been playing this game for that long (also 2k hours wasted into that shit) if it wasn't for mods Oh, and even though I don't like rebalancing mods, I think you should try Sniper Focus mod AKA makes snipers less bullshit, since you hate snipers as much as I do, you will like it, can't play this game without that
I'm from Baltimore and the civilians AI is we "react" to shootings. Southeast DC is actually quite similar to Baltimore so this may be canon in the Payday 2 lore
I mean to be fair, there are ways to tank the sniper hits even with Anarchist and you can eventually get a general timer for when they'll spawn... then again effort XD
Black Yoshi: Payday 2 is literally the center of the universe because it finds a way to bring in every single movie, game and book in existence into itself Pooh’s Adventures: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Okay? this by far the best description of payday 2 i have ever seen, i have spent an unhealthy amount of time on this game over the course of my years, started on ps4 had that for about 3 years played everyday, then got it on xbox and now on a gaming PC i even have a tattoo of dallas's mask on my arm, but i still agree with everything said in this game! Amazing!!!
i just discovered your channel and im loving the content. the way you edit and write your script is incredibly entertaining while still being high quality. however, my enjoyment quickly soured as you regailed the origin story for the medic. for context, i do not find the medic mechanically challenging. they're easy to take out with a single headshot, and their special ability of healing their teammates never seemed consequential. sure, its annoying that i have to dump another magazine into the bulldozer's head, but that's ammo that i can easily get back. no, my hatred stems from the medic's voicelines. everytime i hear them spout one of their "witty" remarks, i feel a fire grow within me. im literally a notorious criminal with military-grade weaponry and you're gonna talk shit? seriously? i cant tolerate that. never will. if i could travel back in time to prevent the medic's creation, i would. jokes aside, very cool and funny video. 👍
Many years ago I played both Payday and Payday 2 with a friend of mine within a short amount of time of each other. While I played a lot of both and I enjoyed many of the addition PD2 added looking back on it many years later I think I enjoyed Payday 1 more. I liked the simplicity of it. Haven't played either since those days though.
I swear the snipers are twice as aggressive of you're the host of the game, but if you join someone else's game they magically have a harder time hitting you.
Thank you for this trip down memory lane. I've played PD2 for a long time, and am even a bit embarrassed by the amount of hours i've put in it. Despite all its flaws, it was a lovely game, but the shitshow around it was what made me quit the game. (crimefest, safes and their drills-wich were just gambling). I played daily, spend a lot of the time on the forums and tried to be a helpful player for most of the time. I got burned out after a PTS. I gave so much feedback about the sentries since I loved those little fellows. My main critique was that it was simply to easy to lockdown a map (AP sentries + low ammo weapons like GL made ammo replenishment to easy -it gave a whole new definition to spawncamping). They were OP as fck, and made going loud the same stealth, but instead of waiting on a drill, I just waited on my sentries to run dry, shoot once / twice and refill. But, on a podcast from the developers I was refered to as "a player who doesn't won't other to have fun". But again, thank you for the video. I did had a lot of fun with PD2. O yeah, Simon Viklund is the best
@@MadWatcher I kept track of PD2 and was relieved once the gambling was removed. Played it a few times after but it wasn't the same. It's embarrassment, not regret. I had a good time while playing with friends, it's just I could have spend a few hours less in the game and a few more hours irl.
Don't mess with CoD Zombies Chronicles, Sonic Archie Comics, Kingdom Hearts, and Payday 2 Lore enthusiasts... ....They would have hard time figuring out the width, depth, canon & dimensions of your argument they just heard with their own eyes... ...show them a piece of fanfiction and they would go _"Yeah, that's probably canon, idk"_
Sonic getting into deadly **heated** arguments with Amy, Blaze & Surge is nothing short of Dante The Sparda sword self-impalement daily quota... The discovery of Hideki's Kamiya will to create his first female character _Bayonetta_ resulting in **accidental** creation of inverted **hot** protagonist ballerina witch from alternate to Dante (& herself) dimension who takes care of a child in their first installment while acting professional on the job, being an invert of breakdancing stylish free-spirited trickster TWICE IN HISTORY OF JAPANESE GAMES is a reality shattering knowledge I ABSOLUTELY adore... _I blame @BeeGBoss Dante vs Bayonetta mod video for this path of Revelations... Heel fighting is no longer embarrassment, it's a absurity incarnate, taunting skill issue_ For anybody's curiosity, there are 2 Legendary Hideki's Hideki Naganuma - The one who did the Funky Soundtrack Vibes of Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, Jet Set Radio, Lethal **Blaze** League & Sonic Rush &... Hideki Kamiya - Original Resident Evil 2 & Devil May Cry 1 Director, 1st Dante's appearance advisor, who later left Capcom to join Platinum Games, creating a hack'n'slash Bayonetta citing "Devil May Cry 4" as inspiration, **games published by Sega, ironic** Hideki Kamiya 🤝 Hideki Nanaguma "See you on the B-side" B-laze B-ayonetta Even better "Why Bayonetta if she acts more like Rouge?" That's a good part, there's **more than one Bayonetta** There's Bayonetta 1 "Bayonetta" which acts more Rouge The Bat... Then there's Bayonetta 2 "Cereza" which acts more like Blaze The Cat.... 2 Dimension, 2 Characters, still taking care of children, and meeting Luka's... Blaze has several similar traits to characters from the main dimension, Runner with one stripe boots/heels like Sonic, Guardian like Knuckles, & High Society Member like Rouge, "Same thing, really" as pointed by _The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog_
_Surge The Tenrec_ _Splinter Ray_ all color, and no cohesion...in _RE-SURGE : THE CHAOS THEORY_ _Ft: Wheatley from Portal 2 series_ A psychedelic LSD industrial-grade hack'n'slash puzzle stealth action spy acid electro funk disco platformer with enough keywords to kill average attention span in 15 seconds or steam refund guaranteed... >Switch between 2 legally distinct perspectives of: >Surge The Tenrec - a random anthro girl kidnapped from the streets(tm) enhanced with nanomachines turned Sonic's derivative "Speed of Light", now stuck in Wheatley Aperture, as a lab rat AGAIN.... Along with her gel conducting liquid-bender best friend Kitsunami! Utilizing everything given as a Dr's. Starline OC projection, finding a -light- spark of hope for a good change of character, in ditch for no heroes, leads to desperate like-hate alliances... >Splinter Ray - The funky purple psychedelic hood-ligan disco Dreamweaver abducted from his Fantasy Glade of Dreams by rabies ridden rabbids, he fell from obscurity to some obscure salty science hole in the state of Michigan. With his new sneaking suit and purple-stained NVG's by courtesy of Lazer-Washing Powder, escaping to the topside from Old Aperture will require teamwork with yet another C H A O S mannered creatura he despises the type of, ...but now as a Tekken-esque Sonic('s ?) tsundere rival. -THINKING IN MULTI-DIMENSIONS >Solve portal, gel, time, physics and momentum based puzzles across all 5 Dimensions with relative time travel. Break the Sonic Canon's if you must, there's like 46 of those laying around.... >Switch between character perspectives to progress towards the demise of an absolute, **An absolute moron.** >Defeat challenges and platformer obstacles in record breaking time, _as the whole facility is melting on fire_ >The choice between good and evil is yours, there's no more place for _No More Heroes_ (Above just some several dialogue options) >Team-up with Sonic Da Hedgehog, your personal training gym buddy you love and hate to hit in the face, **personally.** Swords, Hoverboards, Breakdancing *****-kicking and Chilidogs. Double the trouble, Quadruple the rubble! -HIDDEN IN PLAIN CHAOs >Sneak, run, spin, grab, dropkick, wallrun, and deliver shocking LockJaw sandwiches as Rayman. We couldn't allow a standalone Rayman game to exist, so we made a sneaky spin-off with all the returning mechanics. (& more) >Outwit or out-crush the rabbid menace, the choice is yours, -you Sam Fisher self-insert!- >Stealth or Loud, there's plethora of gear to carry in the gloves of yours. >Find new crossover characters, gain from new perspectives to develop tools & moves to craft your own "derived" playstyle >Team-up with Blaze De Cat to pierce the ranks of CHAO-s with rapiers, blazing blades, thermite magic, and character's grace. Of course as it was prior. Voiced by Erica Lindbeck because it wouldn't be a Rayman game without **HOT** princess/fairy jokes... (Jessie sells, she sells a lot) -WORLD COLLIDE & PEOPLE FADE >Synergy Abilities - Teamwork is an illusion, and you are both fictional either way... teamwork makes the dreams work! >Adaptive Experience Difficulty - The larger the level, the more smarter, experienced, and equipped with combat abilities are your enemies! >Crossovers, - ...a lot of crossovers, too many in fact... >Costumes - Each outfit is personalized, mix and match individual pieces of clothing to try making something new out of something old. Someone already had similar ideas, so go wild! OTHER KEY SELLING FACTORS >Siivagunner and Infected Mushroom psyop soundtrack to gaslight you into believing it sounds just like real Portal 2, Sonic Rush & Rayman 3 soundtrack taste of funk battery acid. (Additional Brain Rot Community Made Remixes, and Printer noises included!) >A fully functional in-engine remake of Nintendo DS classyk, Sonic Rush! ,Because screw you. Instead of launching the game's launch, we launch BACK 2 BACK 2 WHOLE GAMES INTO ONE, that's 66% more game, per game >19.99$ For _Sonic Re-Rush_ , 19.99$ For _RE-SURGE : THE CHAOS THEORY_ , perfectly balanced... as no modern games should be. (Calculated for additional Tax Evasion) >Additional Characters unlockable after story completion by solving complicated easter egg steps (you have the whole internet to figure it out! Give it a day or two!) >An incoherent/coherent storyline with drastic implications for the multiverse theorem, the difference between Biblical Canon and Glorified Fanfiction being that fanfiction has to be believable, Sega and Rayman canon does not have such limitations. >At least 5 seconds of in-engine cutscenes (Budget went to Dante's waahoo pizza sidequest, sry!) PRE-ORDER 3 MONTHS PRIOR WITHOUT ANY CONCRETE GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE AND GET -A single 1.99$ out of 1 total paid DLC's , to remove all DLC's (All funds are funneled to "Doctors Without Corners") >"Japan protagonist chart" Character Bundle -Blaze The Lighting (FF13) Skinned Cat -Noctis, Argenti Rex Knave (ARK) (FF VERSUS 13) for Silver The Hedgehog -Jack G.U.N.lad (SoP) for the Ultimate Edgelord Dark Fantasy (Complete with a polo shirt & "Shadows Rising" Sonic x Shadow AMV score) -Zack-Sonic Fair and his bro companion Miles Air Strifes (FF7 Matching outfits) -15 Minutes early access launch window -2 Free digital copies of the game -Access to Fortnite's StW Founder's incriminating chatlogs >A 6-inch miniature replica of Dallas from DayPayDue (Illegal in several streets of Great Britain) as a weapon charm nobody can see without a microscope. _RE-SURGE : THE CHAOS THEORY_ _RE-SURGENCE WITH A CORPORATE RE-VENGENCE..._ Idk, I run out of bs to write **I blame chinchillas for my taste in dry bread** I don't need drugs to be this high, I'm already tall enough as it sits...
Snow's bike Eidolon made out of 2 lesbians was so powerful.... It crashed the game by "runtime error" and put Steam Cloud out of sync. ...the only other woman who crashed my game on PC (without mods) was Rouge The Bat in Sonic Adventure 2, lmfao Final Fantasy XIII is a old school RPG parading as a New Style JRPG with sidegrade weapons, versatile character cast not defined by a single role, corridor onward adventure... The main attraction being ATB combat where when roleplaying as one of six characters as -leader- "car driver behind the wheel" of ragtag fugitives, you need to control the flow of the battle by Paradigm Shifting, before and during battles You control one character, you shift gears, and most importantly, your death will instantly crash the whole car into "game over" screen
Cloud's swordsman specialty is Miles -per-hour- _Prowers_ Cloud Air Strife-ing with a huge greatblock-swolde. Hence his Smash Bros Dash being f l o a t. Sephiroth's speciality is Largely Impractical Sharpest of Edges 2.2 Meter Katana built **against flesh, not durability or armor** just for some more psychological damage... Sephiroth is gaslighting physics AND setting the gas on fire, _home cooking recipe_
with the Restoration overhaul mod, Snipers are given a telegraphed attack now. as they have you in your sights, your audio will start to fade out. as as soon as it becomes silent. the sniper fires. this takes about 2.5 seconds. sometimes less depending on difficulty if I remember correctly
I need to tell this story One time me and my friends were playing a normal game on bank and we were about to start drilling. Then my friends got seen so we ended up killing everyone in the bank and anyone else who walked by. We ended up getting all the cash from the vault and going on our way. So from this I conclude that me and my friends are really good at stealth.
Payday lore is easy. You go from robbing the corner stone, to robbing your first bank, to robbing the big one, to blowing up a bridge, stealing nukes, infiltrating the most secure mercenary base on earth, multiple times, robbing...reverse robbing, rigging the elections, infiltrate a military secret mountain base, preventing a virus outbreak, jog in the white house, stealing pardons *GASP* and finally meeting the alien mastermind Gus Fring that wanted to use your crew to steal powerful artifacts to get back to the evil gods that wronged them. Easy.
8:50 about that…. #nerdmoment it also applies to hospital ships too, where it is stated that they can’t be attacked upon on even during wartimes, unless they are involved in military purposes and/or directly involved/assisting with attacks. Sooo since medics will shoot us, we can claim self-defense, ergo no Geneva convention violation
I love your channel. You're like Pyrocynical but actually funny and genuinely understandable, tight and humorous at the same time. Thank you for putting hours of work into this video.
8:46 "ehrm ackshawee the geneva convention states that no medic shall use their weapon, if so, they will be declassified as a medic and can be legitimatly shot at with no punishment" 🤓🤓🤓🤓
as a payday 2 player, i always say: “i hate games with only 20% of the actual game released, and the rest of the content sold through dlc” but then proceed to love the shit out of payday 2
Me 30 seconds in: yeah well at least we use something other than water to season our food. You drink tea, we make a harbor out of it [Boston Tea Party Intensifies]
PAYDAY 2 lost the magic for me when I finally bought a PC that can run it over 60fps. I missed it when I could only play at 15fps. PAYDAY 2 in a nutshell for me. Having 300 hours at 15fps was an experience.
it also was built on a racing game engine, and simultaneously takes place in the hotline miami, left for dead, goat simulator and john wick universes, so yeah
The chad move to play this game? Download a mod to remove every track of Ethan and Hila from the game. Believe me, you will enjoy the game way more without those two humor blackholes draining the enjoyment from your time playing.
I agree ^_^
this is a masterkey
They're perfect payday characters, they took everyone's money with the FUPA fund heist and ran to the safety of Susan's youtuber Van.
@@InvadeNormandy Susan is bane
jesus christ every single game turns to shit why in god's name would they add that
The part about killing the medic being a Geneva Convention violation is a load of bollocks. The medic brandishes a red cross which is a protected symbol which essentially means "don't shoot me, I'm here to save people". The Geneva Convention clearly states if someone is wearing a red cross on a battlefield then they are NOT allowed to participate in combat unless in self defence. Making the medic a violation of the Geneva Convention, not the other way around.
I'm also pretty sure the Geneva Convention doesn't actually apply to either the MPDC or the PAYDAY Gang, neither of which being wartime combatants. They'd just be criminals lmao
@@TheBigBlackJoshi a bunch of them are crap. We technically never participate in terrorism, which is by definition only done to further either a religious, ideological or political goal.
The only heists with political things are mostly canon to be stealth or spun to appear apolitical....
So unless Jiro is shouting religious stuff whole decaping cops, I don't really see it...
The thing that saves it from being a breaking of the Geneva convention is the fact that the medics color pattern of the red cross has the red inverted with the white, making it a white cross instead of a red one.
In a few words, it's just another operator carrying drugs and cosplaying as a medic
Because its cooler to call that instead of whatever the fuck its supposed to be called.
@ßomm Yea, but most of it can't really be traced back to being the T-word (not gonna write it out since YT already doesn't show your reply except when in notification mode).
It's like with the Elephant contracts, yea, by definition, they are the T-word, but we do them either sneakily or under the guise of something else. The only one that could be counted is Framing Frame day 3 loud. As we are not stealing anything and seemingly only broadcasting the video of the deal
You forgot to mention the awakening of the Cthulu in the lore segment. The lore of this game is so insanely convoluted, its like walking through a maze blindfolded with both of your legs broken.
The lore was made by literally one overkill employee who pulled all of it out of his ass and made chronological story.
@@mattsterh7740 Chad
And...
Jacket... Exists.
Don't know how that tape recorder never gets damaged but it doesn't.
One time I came across an incredible redditor who unironically claimed that payday 2's lore being a convoluted mess haphazardly taped together was actually a good thing, and that the plot holes, retcons and inconsistencies were a fun puzzle for the fans to piece together.
@@SputnikBeepBoop your firsy mistake was using reddit
Tonite on Yoshi gear: James commits a warcrime during a robbery, Hammond cooks a large amount of meth and Jeremy mods h3h3 out of the game.
I always knew Jeremy was giga based after he bought the REAL F*CKING JET for his lawn.
Hammond you schtewpid bastard, you forgot to answer the pager XDXD LMAO!!
Hammond you sodding tic tac
HAMMOND YOU IDIOT! You reversed into the sports dozer!
@@CHADCONTEXT "hammond you sodding tic tac" is the best sentence in the history of ever
The safehouse upgrades are actually required to get the secret ending bit, and that includes Scarface's room. So while Scarface isn't canon anymore [he was added as a tie in to a remake that got canned, and the DLC is no longer for sale], his piano specifically is. I hate licensing and IP rights.
Not to mention you are required to play mankind's oldest known melody in order to advance the plot.
The other reason to upgrade the Safehouse is that fully upgrading Wick's room is required for newer players to get an achievement.
Well, you can still enjoy the mansion heist.
@@Hunterofyeets And the best lyrical track in the game
i agree, the whole reason his character pack got removed was such bullshit
the fact that they canceled the remake in general and still left scarface out of the game just infuriates me
NO FUCKING WAY THAT WAS YOU ON THE COMMUNITY POSTS ABOUT THE MEDIC. I WAS THERE ASWELL WTF THATS SO FUNNY
Brah, PD2 community hub was wild....
You wanna hear another “no fucking way” moment? That’s the 7/11 across the street from my house when he mentions turning DC into Baltimore…😬
@@doubleemcastillano464 bro...
@@doubleemcastillano464 You just doxxed yourself.
@@doubleemcastillano464 bro...
After playing payday 2 for so long I can officially say I’m ready for my first heist. See you guys on the news.
Can't wait for the Payday 3: Tristan Gillespie Character Pack
Ayo what deck your using?
Don't forget the minigun, honey
@@frostnovawinterscar9924 most likely stoic
@@iangray6071 breaking news: florida man with crippling alcoholism dies of liver failure while trying to imitate video game "payday 2"
Fun fact: the only reason Yoshi hates snipers is because he exclusively plays Anarchist.
Nah, he is just a casual who obviously never played The Heist
No it’s because he exclusively plays dodge based decks (ie rouge and hacker aka “rouge with a backup plan in case the dodge chance fails”)
Bro, have I got news for you lmao
Best deck in the whole game
@@GoodlyData86596 aka the best regen deck
Switching from DW to DSOD is like going from weed to fentanyl.
@@thepanzerofthelake732 You do know that Fent is way stronger than H, right?
@@bronsontolliver9027 Ah fuck I'm gonna delete my comment since it makes me look like an idiot. Anyway something new I learned! Yay!
@@thepanzerofthelake732 All good mate. Knowledge is power.
More like switching from coke to meth. The long term damage is far worse, but the excitement scales with it.
Not necessarily true. I actually did go from weed to fentanyl once and while it was a horrific experience, that was still easier than DW to DS, never mind One Down
Sidenote: Don't do fentanyl, kids
Best part is when i simply wear an eye glass and everyone just goes mad and call the cops
You also pull out a weapon
@@sillylilstella if you hide and hold melee cash like a wainer
@@namechooseachannelnamethat8763 in third person you're character is still holding a gun, but using their melee in their offhand
@@sillylilstella ohhh
@@sillylilstella they see back gun
Payday 2 is an absolutely buggy and broken mess of a game. It’s enemies are stupid as shit, most of the weapons are shit, it was literally built on a game engine made for racing games and has way too much DLC to boot.
Fucking 9.6/10 masterpiece. Would spend another 325 hours playing it any breakfast of the month
Amen
The early update 78 version is really good, compared to now.
They left payday 2 to try to make other games, failed, and came back to just produce more dlc lol
and racing the vehicles is pure pain.
For a racing engine the racing parts of the game sure are bad
"Payday 2 is a terrible game that fell dick first into one of the most satisfying gameplay loops in video game history despite being held together by little more than jizz and almir listos fucking beard sweat."
- Me during a fit of blind rage a few years ago. (after several infamy levels and hundreds of hours)
If only they had the same content on PC on consoles:(
this has to be the best description of this game lmao
And yet the designer who created that went on to create the most impossible coop game of all time, GTFO
@@Lucios1995 GTFO is goated
@@anusaukko6792 How the fuck do you beat current rundown B1?
As a native of Baltimore, the quote "It's actually impressive how little of a shit the civilians give about the gang of armed clowns turning DC into Baltimore" is one of the most accurate descriptions of Payday 2, and of Baltimore.
There's clowns in Baltimore?
@@doggerthedog6744 Yes.
Hey at least you guys have the Ravens
I wish we didn’t have Lamar
@@vegetariantoes2323 oh my god, reading this old comment with the current contract situation and him requesting a trade is hilarious
Hey Yoshi, as a certified forklift operator, that frequently breaks shit at work, lemme tell you that forklifts are a dangerous weapon that could kill anything, including your bank account after you get fired for running the forks through a customers car, killing their infant child and it's mother, while the husband watches on in terror, right before you reverse into him, crushing him against a concrete pillar. Also, doing this will probably land your ass in jail, but no to worry, just hire the Payday gangs lawyer, and you will be fine
this is the best comment i will ever read
1000/10
@@no-wz1uv Thank u, in retrospect, I could have made it funnier even
2 minutes dudes saul goodman
You're the most repulsive person I've ever met
Unironically though, even going at 15-20 MPH, ~8000 lbs of purposely dead weight barreling into you is not good for your health.
Speaking of soundtracks too, I really liked how Mercy Hospitals level track is Code Silver, which in real life is code for “Person with a weapon/firearm.”
Code silver 2018 is (with left in the cold) the best in my opinion
Imagine making a game in a racing engine and still managing to f-ck up the car driving in question.
The character development of the straw man of going from a timid considerate fellow to going to an angry foul-mouthed mongoloid is something I wasn't expecting, I am hoping for his character growth to end up with him being revealed to be the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ in the black yoshi lore.
Pretty sure it's because of the brain damage I gave him from hitting him so hard in the Fallout video. I don't know how he'll mutate next time.
Creating that Akimbo Judge Nerf skin was the biggest mistake of my life
Soosh, go sleep 🗿
time for bed soosh
soosh, :kittehbread:
Bro i rock the shit outta that skin, you made it??
I am obligated to own that skin because of my name.
2:12 fun fact, Jiro _can_ speak English, however he basically refuses to
Only after a few years of being with the Gang though
Appreciate the shoutout! Honestly love the medic units, they add an extra layer to combat encounters - an additional step of "do I need to change targets first?" that has the same appeal as shields. Snipers are definitely trash tho.
Imo the only way to not die immedietaly with snipers is to go with Stoic, otherwise I have the wonderful wombo combo of a sniper removing all my armor and a out of nowhere bulldozer shooting me down
How a game about robbing banks could have its story spiral into something as crazy as PayDay 2 is beyond me.
It's like if you were to put the whole Fast and Furious series plotline into just 2 games.
The devs of OVK studio really went ape shit back in the days to make some bat shit insane lore.
It's kind of like TF2 I guess. Started out as some trigger-happy idiots fighting over some gravel, ends up turning into a generations-long war between immortal brothers, which in itself was just the _distraction_ from the Australian super-metal, magic, money-powered robots, Atlantis-but-it's-New-Zealand, _the actual fucking devil..._
@@Spudtron98 I appreciate the TF2 Lore more than the PD2 one, as PD2 is a cluster fuck of fusing with other games or movies trying to make one ultimate canon universe. It gets confusing at times.
Poor HR management + constant rotation of developers coming and leaving + no vision and no artistic direction under the guidance of the director, and so you get a kitsch mess like PD2. They literally fired the art director around 2014 who previously worked on Battlefield 3 because "lol we don't need him telling us what to do and what not to do like a dad".
Need to go bigger. Time travel heists. Multiverse.
As someone who has been playing Payday 2 for six years and has sinked almost two thousand hours into It, I can confidently say that it is one of the games of all time.
The What
Its a masterpiece that could be improved... but they will probably just screw it up. 😬 Im managing my expectations for 3.
Yes it is a game
They killed my baby :( looks like PD3 will be fucked by premium currency and EOS, crossplay probably kills mod support.. at least the gameplay itself is looking nice.
They even had to fuck PD2 with EOS, Epic Games ruining one game at a time. Sry, I'm venting all over the internet over this xD
@@russrandolphholy shit the prophet
My own personal way to customization is to slowly flick through skins, textures and outfits until i eventually do a small chuckle. When Chuckle is achieved, i save what i've made and come back to it the next day and run the loadout on a heist with mates. It's usually much funnier to me then and we poke fun at it until something clicks and suddenly the item is now an inside joke for the next year
I literally laughed out loud by “sneezing on federal property” and scenes of a literal swarm of cops come running into a building. Like LOUD laughter.
Because this depiction is extremely accurate.
I think I might have been in that thread too, I remember having discussions with people over a hypothetical medic enemy and I suddenly want to cut my wrists for it.
Also holy mother of fuck that's a lot of DLC that released since I last played, and I only stopped playing a little after the Border Crossing Heist released. Guess the needle's going back in the arm, the pipe being lit up again, or whatever drug Payday fucking is.
The gage packages is picking up drops for the cripple not the other way around. Also people forget that payday 2 used to be more difficult and realistic, more like l4d in trying to survive but they added perk decks and then had to make the game buttfucking insane to keep the challenge. Thats why the early heists were moving coke and robbing stores before going to steal the ark of the covenant.
I need to meet the smuggler that thought the best place to hide a discreet black market package was in the middle of a police station or FBI headquarters
@@mingdamerciles_3180 It's actually a 5th dimensional IQ level commentary on how the government is corrupt and infiltrated by several crime syndicates.
It might be a meme for some but I enjoy when a reviewer talks about the OST. It’s part of the game and a bad or non existent OST (RE2 Remake) can really drag a game down. The opposite is also true, a banging OST can make the game lit.
Payday 2 OST is like 50% of the game. I listen to it regularly.
music can really make or break an experience
I agree with RE2 Remake, I thought it was a dumb decision to replace most of the iconic tracks from the original game with… no music at all. Very odd decision. At least it’s fixable with that one DLC (ugh) that has the original soundtrack.
One compliment I will give RE3 Remake was that the soundtrack for that game was MUCH more faithful to the original and the OST was absolutely fantastic because of it
@@beefjerky007 The soundtrack of RE3 Remake was the only thing that stayed true tho, everything else in that game extremely fucking sucks.
if overkill are ever going to get their hands on difficulty scaling ever again, please someone for the love of god tell them what a naming convention is
Death Sentence is apparently called Desolation in non-English releases, which is a step in the right direction.
@@anon9469 yesh
I think they’re fine. I mean, the first three difficulties are named appropriately, Overkill is where you need to start using overkill to survive, Mayhem is where things get chaotic, death wish is for when you want to die, and death sentence is a prophecy, namely that you’re going to die.
Death Sentence One Down is just a phrase that fills me with both dread and defiance though.
I pre ordered payday 2 in 2013 and have been playing near continuously since, I’m happy to see you make a video on it
Same, it turned into an addiction for me. GTA Online's was double as bad.
@@Lucios1995 same
same, played during its open beta
I gotta give it to the writers, you have to be such a great IQ for making a simple "Ha, ha, funni robbers go heist" to "Alright, guess we gonna save the world, not only from the Illuminati, but also from an immortal being who has been at war against Bane since forever"
Also, the soundtrack, if you don't buy this game for the gameplay (you sociopath), do it for the soundtrack, even the goddamm Christmas songs are good. I don't tend to simp, but I would do sacrifice human beings for the entire musicians of this games.
(spoilers for the secret ending)
Don't forget the cagliostro manuscript, bain literally sacrificing himself to steal the us, the weird ass shadow people which to this day i dont know what the hell they are, the fbi working with the illuminati and the box, piano song, and all that other weird shit people had to do and figure out just to get to the even weirder part of the lore
@@Ethereal6541 The Shadow People are aliens that basically birthed religion in Payday and guess what? The shadow people we see in game are actually the descendants between the original aliens and humans earning them the name: "Nephilim"
If anyone has doubts about this game's soundtrack, listen to Pimped Out Getaway it's literally a Christmas song that doesn't make you want to scream when you hear it.
"no one who plays this game says its good"
me with 3000 hours on payday 2: yea he's right
6:45 this is definitely one of the payday 2 moments of all time
The irony in the name of the person joining
A new Black Yoshi video.
Perfect way to start off my week if you ask me.
sad life
I've been playing this game since December 2013, when I was a teenager and honestly, couldn't have asked for a better game to take up my time. Everything about the game felt so good. Remember Masterforcer? Techforcer?
I still go back and teach some new folk to play the game but other than that, Payday 2 is a wonderful semi-broken game. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Man thirty seconds and I can tell it's already a classic.
Is this the closest you'll ever get to reviewing Overkill's The Walking Dead?
1:19 Raid World War II cameo (The joke is Sterling) EDIT: NVM, he mentioned it
4:46 There was a Payday 2 player who made comics of the game and the main character had that mask on the entire time, wonder if it's related
6:44 Did you know they made these 5 times faster in like 2016?
8:31 I remember making a thread of various suggestions, one of them asking OVK to add upgradeable drills, since if someone added their shitty drill first, it would be stuck that way forever. They did a few months later
11:35 You can hit them with melee once to get them down and they won't die
13:20 Wish you mentioned Gustavo Coutinho, he composed OTWD's soundtrack besides some banger PD2 songs and it's also great. I know you said every MF in between
13:47 The stealth song of Gun Metal Grey is even closer to Heat's song
14:12 Calling All Units sounds a little different than that, never heard this version
16:55 Describes GTA Online pretty well too
i genuinely love this game extremely,maybe its because i started playing it for the first time last year,so i'm not so much burned out but i just am in love with how absolutely bonkers some heists can get.
As someone that has given overkill a godforsaken amount of my time both in the game and out of it, this video was great. Humorous and attention grabbing right from the thumbnail, hopefully you'll continue to grow. I feel like I remember that forum post with the medic suggestion and all I really have to say to that is "thanks" for thrusting this suffering upon us.
Fuck snipers, the medics you can at least change your routine to shoot them first if you see them, and if they don't die because another medic healed him: "Use more gun".
I loved this video, I loved watching it, I loved being hospitalized after failing to breathe from laughing and I love the fact that you put RimWorld music in the part where you explained the masks, making the track actually fitting to something after all. Thank you for this video
Bro u alright?
Joshi really created the medic class, wow
This video is such a love letter to my soul, honestly. Had me absolutely cackling, understanding all the jokes perfectly, and your editing and creativity is amazing. Love Payday 2. Subbed!
That fade out of Ron Pearlman looking like Harry from Harry and the Hendersons was hilarious
Alright, I had a blast watching the video and to be honest, Payday 2 is really a Love & Hate relatiionship. I have +10K hours on this game and usually doing stupid shit on Loud.
I agree a lot about the points of this game but there is a few points I wanted to share:
- first and foremost: Sociopath & Ex-President > Anarchist ♥(Joke ofc but I do enjoy more Socio than Anarchist theses days)
- As a anarchist player, you have to give extra care to snipers, knowing wehre sniper spawn is good, but when is the second missing part. Usually Bain will tell you sniper are there but not on all maps (Panic room being the good exemple).
- Ah the people ask stealth when you have setup the game on Loud and it's a LOUD ONLY heist, what a JOY !
- THE SOUNDTRACK IS ABSOLUTELY BANGERS Inferno Showdown is my fav of all time
- The Lore... is funny and actually cool. Digging into when they created it (Thanks to Clockwork) was an amazing time and I would do it again !
Man, I've never seen anyone be so right on the money when explaining the Payday 2 addiction.
Every single sniper hater is always an anarchist main at heart
The biggest reason we don’t stealth isn’t because of the AI or the pathing or the pagers or boredom waiting for the drill or picking boxes… the reason you don’t stealth is because you miss the absolute banger of a soundtrack for that heist.
3:38
The worst part is that isn't the worst thing happening there since you're literally stealing a bio weapon to terrorists
Which heist ? No mercy ?
@@sofalix8840 yes
@@ivytehbirb1236 Well it's not terrorist, it's a private army of mercenary... Goodenough.
Hardcore Henry is a far more worthy movie of a video rather than anything Uwe Boll has made.
I would just like to mention that the little packages you can find aren't planted by Gage himself. They're placed by uhh...well, couriers, and the gang finds them and gives them to Gage for attachments.
This is the exact kind of video I'd want to make about payday if I had your editing skills and humour, it's perfect. Good shit. Now I need a medic bag.
The lore was really something to experience. You really did have to be there for it, because the developers had less of a clue where it was going than the players did. All the ARG stuff was awesome.
I don't care for this game, BUT... This is the first time I've learned about the Scarface character, and that it's voiced by Andre Sogliuzzo, the guy who did his voice for the old Scarface game. I love that game, and hearing him reprise the role really makes me happier than it should.
One thing about this game that bothers me is how comically short everyone's arms are
I have never related to anything more. The editing was insanely good, I am proud of be a new sub.
i'm a old player of Payday and i when the story started going for more the Whatever supernatural lore about it, i was wainting they gonna say the police we fight or more like the Gensec people are made in Cloning facility or something sadly it didn't happen
They might as well be lol
Dude played this game for 2K hours
Made the absolute best 2022 Payday 2 video
...
And didn't even touched the MOD aspect of the game
That's what keep this game alive for that long... Custom heisters, guns, heists, QoL and bunch of shit and anime stuff, it's amazing. Wouldn't been playing this game for that long (also 2k hours wasted into that shit) if it wasn't for mods
Oh, and even though I don't like rebalancing mods, I think you should try Sniper Focus mod AKA makes snipers less bullshit, since you hate snipers as much as I do, you will like it, can't play this game without that
I'm from Baltimore and the civilians AI is we "react" to shootings.
Southeast DC is actually quite similar to Baltimore so this may be canon in the Payday 2 lore
I NEED A MOD FOR JIRO TO MAKE HIM ANSWER PAGGERS IN BING CHILLING LANGUAGE
YES I NEED IT
The first bank robbery in the US ended with one of the robbers depositing money into their account at that bank? What a galaxy brain move
I mean to be fair, there are ways to tank the sniper hits even with Anarchist and you can eventually get a general timer for when they'll spawn... then again effort XD
best song playlist with a heist mechanic perfect 10/10
A raid video yoshi? Don't come apart now.
It's been 3 days and I've only just got the reference jesus christ I'm an idiot
Black Yoshi: Payday 2 is literally the center of the universe because it finds a way to bring in every single movie, game and book in existence into itself
Pooh’s Adventures: Allow us to introduce ourselves
9:16 and dont forget about the 24k golden S P O O N
10:20 gotta love the dodge build
The payday 2 console update history:
(pain)
friendly reminder this is also the game where a P08 Luger does more damage than a .50 caliber desert eagle
You bastard, you made the medic class!? I'm suing
Okay? this by far the best description of payday 2 i have ever seen, i have spent an unhealthy amount of time on this game over the course of my years, started on ps4 had that for about 3 years played everyday, then got it on xbox and now on a gaming PC i even have a tattoo of dallas's mask on my arm, but i still agree with everything said in this game! Amazing!!!
i just discovered your channel and im loving the content. the way you edit and write your script is incredibly entertaining while still being high quality. however, my enjoyment quickly soured as you regailed the origin story for the medic. for context, i do not find the medic mechanically challenging. they're easy to take out with a single headshot, and their special ability of healing their teammates never seemed consequential. sure, its annoying that i have to dump another magazine into the bulldozer's head, but that's ammo that i can easily get back. no, my hatred stems from the medic's voicelines. everytime i hear them spout one of their "witty" remarks, i feel a fire grow within me. im literally a notorious criminal with military-grade weaponry and you're gonna talk shit? seriously? i cant tolerate that. never will. if i could travel back in time to prevent the medic's creation, i would.
jokes aside, very cool and funny video. 👍
0:46 I hope this is becomes canon in payday 3
I have a mod that replaces all the objectives in payday 2 with N.F.Ts
Many years ago I played both Payday and Payday 2 with a friend of mine within a short amount of time of each other. While I played a lot of both and I enjoyed many of the addition PD2 added looking back on it many years later I think I enjoyed Payday 1 more. I liked the simplicity of it.
Haven't played either since those days though.
I swear the snipers are twice as aggressive of you're the host of the game, but if you join someone else's game they magically have a harder time hitting you.
calling all units slaps so damn hard. really puts the bass to the test in my car.
Thank you for this trip down memory lane.
I've played PD2 for a long time, and am even a bit embarrassed by the amount of hours i've put in it.
Despite all its flaws, it was a lovely game, but the shitshow around it was what made me quit the game. (crimefest, safes and their drills-wich were just gambling). I played daily, spend a lot of the time on the forums and tried to be a helpful player for most of the time. I got burned out after a PTS. I gave so much feedback about the sentries since I loved those little fellows. My main critique was that it was simply to easy to lockdown a map (AP sentries + low ammo weapons like GL made ammo replenishment to easy -it gave a whole new definition to spawncamping). They were OP as fck, and made going loud the same stealth, but instead of waiting on a drill, I just waited on my sentries to run dry, shoot once / twice and refill. But, on a podcast from the developers I was refered to as "a player who doesn't won't other to have fun".
But again, thank you for the video. I did had a lot of fun with PD2.
O yeah, Simon Viklund is the best
@@MadWatcher I kept track of PD2 and was relieved once the gambling was removed. Played it a few times after but it wasn't the same.
It's embarrassment, not regret. I had a good time while playing with friends, it's just I could have spend a few hours less in the game and a few more hours irl.
what did i have just found? this channel is a gem, the editing way is funny and god tier keep going
7:54 oh yeah, i remember reading that in the forums back in the day
Don't mess with CoD Zombies Chronicles, Sonic Archie Comics, Kingdom Hearts, and Payday 2 Lore enthusiasts...
....They would have hard time figuring out the width, depth, canon & dimensions of your argument they just heard with their own eyes...
...show them a piece of fanfiction and they would go _"Yeah, that's probably canon, idk"_
Ok, a fair warning for anybody checking the replies, they are random comments from alternative dimensions...
Sonic getting into deadly **heated** arguments with Amy, Blaze & Surge is nothing short of Dante The Sparda sword self-impalement daily quota...
The discovery of Hideki's Kamiya will to create his first female character _Bayonetta_ resulting in **accidental** creation of inverted **hot** protagonist ballerina witch from alternate to Dante (& herself) dimension who takes care of a child in their first installment while acting professional on the job, being an invert of breakdancing stylish free-spirited trickster TWICE IN HISTORY OF JAPANESE GAMES is a reality shattering knowledge I ABSOLUTELY adore...
_I blame @BeeGBoss Dante vs Bayonetta mod video for this path of Revelations... Heel fighting is no longer embarrassment, it's a absurity incarnate, taunting skill issue_
For anybody's curiosity, there are 2 Legendary Hideki's
Hideki Naganuma - The one who did the Funky Soundtrack Vibes of Bomb Rush Cyberfunk, Jet Set Radio, Lethal **Blaze** League & Sonic Rush
&...
Hideki Kamiya - Original Resident Evil 2 & Devil May Cry 1 Director, 1st Dante's appearance advisor, who later left Capcom to join Platinum Games, creating a hack'n'slash Bayonetta citing "Devil May Cry 4" as inspiration, **games published by Sega, ironic**
Hideki Kamiya 🤝 Hideki Nanaguma
"See you on the B-side"
B-laze
B-ayonetta
Even better "Why Bayonetta if she acts more like Rouge?"
That's a good part, there's **more than one Bayonetta**
There's Bayonetta 1 "Bayonetta" which acts more Rouge The Bat...
Then there's Bayonetta 2 "Cereza" which acts more like Blaze The Cat....
2 Dimension, 2 Characters, still taking care of children, and meeting Luka's...
Blaze has several similar traits to characters from the main dimension, Runner with one stripe boots/heels like Sonic, Guardian like Knuckles, & High Society Member like Rouge, "Same thing, really" as pointed by _The Murder of Sonic The Hedgehog_
_Surge The Tenrec_
_Splinter Ray_
all color, and no cohesion...in
_RE-SURGE : THE CHAOS THEORY_
_Ft: Wheatley from Portal 2 series_
A psychedelic LSD industrial-grade hack'n'slash puzzle stealth action spy acid electro funk disco platformer with enough keywords to kill average attention span in 15 seconds or steam refund guaranteed...
>Switch between 2 legally distinct perspectives of:
>Surge The Tenrec - a random anthro girl kidnapped from the streets(tm) enhanced with nanomachines turned Sonic's derivative "Speed of Light", now stuck in Wheatley Aperture, as a lab rat AGAIN.... Along with her gel conducting liquid-bender best friend Kitsunami! Utilizing everything given as a Dr's. Starline OC projection, finding a -light- spark of hope for a good change of character, in ditch for no heroes, leads to desperate like-hate alliances...
>Splinter Ray - The funky purple psychedelic hood-ligan disco Dreamweaver abducted from his Fantasy Glade of Dreams by rabies ridden rabbids, he fell from obscurity to some obscure salty science hole in the state of Michigan. With his new sneaking suit and purple-stained NVG's by courtesy of Lazer-Washing Powder, escaping to the topside from Old Aperture will require teamwork with yet another C H A O S mannered creatura he despises the type of, ...but now as a Tekken-esque Sonic('s ?) tsundere rival.
-THINKING IN MULTI-DIMENSIONS
>Solve portal, gel, time, physics and momentum based puzzles across all 5 Dimensions with relative time travel. Break the Sonic Canon's if you must, there's like 46 of those laying around....
>Switch between character perspectives to progress towards the demise of an absolute, **An absolute moron.**
>Defeat challenges and platformer obstacles in record breaking time, _as the whole facility is melting on fire_
>The choice between good and evil is yours, there's no more place for _No More Heroes_ (Above just some several dialogue options)
>Team-up with Sonic Da Hedgehog, your personal training gym buddy you love and hate to hit in the face, **personally.** Swords, Hoverboards, Breakdancing *****-kicking and Chilidogs. Double the trouble, Quadruple the rubble!
-HIDDEN IN PLAIN CHAOs
>Sneak, run, spin, grab, dropkick, wallrun, and deliver shocking LockJaw sandwiches as Rayman. We couldn't allow a standalone Rayman game to exist, so we made a sneaky spin-off with all the returning mechanics. (& more)
>Outwit or out-crush the rabbid menace, the choice is yours, -you Sam Fisher self-insert!-
>Stealth or Loud, there's plethora of gear to carry in the gloves of yours.
>Find new crossover characters, gain from new perspectives to develop tools & moves to craft your own "derived" playstyle
>Team-up with Blaze De Cat to pierce the ranks of CHAO-s with rapiers, blazing blades, thermite magic, and character's grace. Of course as it was prior. Voiced by Erica Lindbeck because it wouldn't be a Rayman game without **HOT** princess/fairy jokes... (Jessie sells, she sells a lot)
-WORLD COLLIDE & PEOPLE FADE
>Synergy Abilities - Teamwork is an illusion, and you are both fictional either way... teamwork makes the dreams work!
>Adaptive Experience Difficulty - The larger the level, the more smarter, experienced, and equipped with combat abilities are your enemies!
>Crossovers, - ...a lot of crossovers, too many in fact...
>Costumes - Each outfit is personalized, mix and match individual pieces of clothing to try making something new out of something old.
Someone already had similar ideas, so go wild!
OTHER KEY SELLING FACTORS
>Siivagunner and Infected Mushroom psyop soundtrack to gaslight you into believing it sounds just like real Portal 2, Sonic Rush & Rayman 3 soundtrack taste of funk battery acid. (Additional Brain Rot Community Made Remixes, and Printer noises included!)
>A fully functional in-engine remake of Nintendo DS classyk, Sonic Rush! ,Because screw you. Instead of launching the game's launch, we launch BACK 2 BACK 2 WHOLE GAMES INTO ONE, that's 66% more game, per game
>19.99$ For _Sonic Re-Rush_ , 19.99$ For _RE-SURGE : THE CHAOS THEORY_ , perfectly balanced... as no modern games should be. (Calculated for additional Tax Evasion)
>Additional Characters unlockable after story completion by solving complicated easter egg steps (you have the whole internet to figure it out! Give it a day or two!)
>An incoherent/coherent storyline with drastic implications for the multiverse theorem, the difference between Biblical Canon and Glorified Fanfiction being that fanfiction has to be believable, Sega and Rayman canon does not have such limitations.
>At least 5 seconds of in-engine cutscenes (Budget went to Dante's waahoo pizza sidequest, sry!)
PRE-ORDER 3 MONTHS PRIOR WITHOUT ANY CONCRETE GAMEPLAY FOOTAGE AND GET
-A single 1.99$ out of 1 total paid DLC's , to remove all DLC's (All funds are funneled to "Doctors Without Corners")
>"Japan protagonist chart" Character Bundle
-Blaze The Lighting (FF13) Skinned Cat
-Noctis, Argenti Rex Knave (ARK) (FF VERSUS 13) for Silver The Hedgehog
-Jack G.U.N.lad (SoP) for the Ultimate Edgelord Dark Fantasy (Complete with a polo shirt & "Shadows Rising" Sonic x Shadow AMV score)
-Zack-Sonic Fair and his bro companion Miles Air Strifes (FF7 Matching outfits)
-15 Minutes early access launch window
-2 Free digital copies of the game
-Access to Fortnite's StW Founder's incriminating chatlogs
>A 6-inch miniature replica of Dallas from DayPayDue (Illegal in several streets of Great Britain) as a weapon charm nobody can see without a microscope.
_RE-SURGE : THE CHAOS THEORY_
_RE-SURGENCE WITH A CORPORATE RE-VENGENCE..._
Idk, I run out of bs to write
**I blame chinchillas for my taste in dry bread**
I don't need drugs to be this high, I'm already tall enough as it sits...
Snow's bike Eidolon made out of 2 lesbians was so powerful....
It crashed the game by "runtime error" and put Steam Cloud out of sync.
...the only other woman who crashed my game on PC (without mods) was Rouge The Bat in Sonic Adventure 2, lmfao
Final Fantasy XIII is a old school RPG parading as a New Style JRPG with sidegrade weapons, versatile character cast not defined by a single role, corridor onward adventure...
The main attraction being ATB combat where when roleplaying as one of six characters as -leader- "car driver behind the wheel" of ragtag fugitives, you need to control the flow of the battle by Paradigm Shifting, before and during battles
You control one character, you shift gears, and most importantly, your death will instantly crash the whole car into "game over" screen
Cloud's swordsman specialty is Miles -per-hour- _Prowers_ Cloud Air Strife-ing with a huge greatblock-swolde. Hence his Smash Bros Dash being f l o a t.
Sephiroth's speciality is Largely Impractical Sharpest of Edges 2.2 Meter Katana built **against flesh, not durability or armor** just for some more psychological damage...
Sephiroth is gaslighting physics AND setting the gas on fire, _home cooking recipe_
Dont Forget Dragomir Mrsic he used to bank robber but then he thought that was boring so he started acting
Payday 2 only has two difficulties.
1. Overkill and below
2. Oh my god why am I getting killed in five shots while wearing the ICTV
The difficulty in which enemies health max out is mayhem, after that their damage increases more
the only two difficultys to me is
1 "these cops dont even scratch me"
2 "AHHH WHY DID I THINK GOING ABOVE EASY WAS A GOOD IDEA"
"Snipers one-shot you"
*Laughs in Gambler Perk Deck*
with the Restoration overhaul mod, Snipers are given a telegraphed attack now. as they have you in your sights, your audio will start to fade out. as as soon as it becomes silent. the sniper fires. this takes about 2.5 seconds. sometimes less depending on difficulty if I remember correctly
I need to tell this story
One time me and my friends were playing a normal game on bank and we were about to start drilling.
Then my friends got seen so we ended up killing everyone in the bank and anyone else who walked by.
We ended up getting all the cash from the vault and going on our way.
So from this I conclude that me and my friends are really good at stealth.
"A crime can't be reported if everyone involved is dead" lol
@@M0D776 Exactly
Joshi: why are these things here! They should be in Afghanistan!
Also Joshi: our weapons are crazy OP they should be only used for war
Payday lore is easy. You go from robbing the corner stone, to robbing your first bank, to robbing the big one, to blowing up a bridge, stealing nukes, infiltrating the most secure mercenary base on earth, multiple times, robbing...reverse robbing, rigging the elections, infiltrate a military secret mountain base, preventing a virus outbreak, jog in the white house, stealing pardons *GASP* and finally meeting the alien mastermind Gus Fring that wanted to use your crew to steal powerful artifacts to get back to the evil gods that wronged them.
Easy.
Who
@@Pllayer064 who? who? What are you, a fuckin owl?
I love how Bain is like “No kill civilians!” Then proceeds to blow up a bridge full of civilians killing my them.
Payday, the only game where the guest stars of H3H3 and his wife, may have been involved in real life child murder, than they do in the game.
Brah, haven't checked on them in years. Hook me up with that lore or what to google for
Nice slander my guy
@@user-ds5lf3he3x Chill bro, Ethan isn't gonna let you suckle on his Fupa for this one.
Who could have believed the Seth copy would manage to copy his successes too. Ebin vid BY. Keep it up
6:16 what show or movie was that
8:50 about that….
#nerdmoment it also applies to hospital ships too, where it is stated that they can’t be attacked upon on even during wartimes, unless they are involved in military purposes and/or directly involved/assisting with attacks.
Sooo since medics will shoot us, we can claim self-defense, ergo no Geneva convention violation
I love your channel. You're like Pyrocynical but actually funny and genuinely understandable, tight and humorous at the same time. Thank you for putting hours of work into this video.
I found your channel when just browsing through payday 2 vid and now I'm just binging your vids cause they're genuinely entertaining
I wish there was a mod where everyone was in game was wearing a medical mask, and you would take off your mask to start the heist
8:46 "ehrm ackshawee the geneva convention states that no medic shall use their weapon, if so, they will be declassified as a medic and can be legitimatly shot at with no punishment" 🤓🤓🤓🤓
as a payday 2 player, i always say: “i hate games with only 20% of the actual game released, and the rest of the content sold through dlc” but then proceed to love the shit out of payday 2
payday 2 is almost a decade old so it is fine for it to have a lot of dlc
Payday 2 is a weird one in this case because you don’t actually need the dlc to do everything, only one person needs to host a lobby with it.
Me 30 seconds in: yeah well at least we use something other than water to season our food. You drink tea, we make a harbor out of it [Boston Tea Party Intensifies]
I straight up died laughing when he stopped talking to wait for the slow af player joining in the middle of the heist
11:28 Tbh, in lore they rob so many places, it's like another Wesdnesday.
PAYDAY 2 lost the magic for me when I finally bought a PC that can run it over 60fps. I missed it when I could only play at 15fps. PAYDAY 2 in a nutshell for me. Having 300 hours at 15fps was an experience.
You could just lock the FPS to 15
it also was built on a racing game engine, and simultaneously takes place in the hotline miami, left for dead, goat simulator and john wick universes, so yeah