what every british train announcement sounds like

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  • @alanboyle6751
    @alanboyle6751 Год назад +24514

    It's pronounced brain but spelt Breighene

    • @pplesandoranges
      @pplesandoranges Год назад +1168

      bigue breighene moment

    • @mxg75
      @mxg75 Год назад +1337

      Not to be confused with Brane, at the other end of the line.

    • @SheriffBigNuts
      @SheriffBigNuts Год назад +693

      @@mxg75 which for some reason is pronounced Breihan

    • @OntarioTrafficMan
      @OntarioTrafficMan Год назад +243

      ​@@pplesandoranges *meaughmeant

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 Год назад +35

      Outstanding. 👏🏻

  • @SimonSNB
    @SimonSNB Год назад +14747

    She saw it, She said it, She sorted it.

    • @lemdixon01
      @lemdixon01 Год назад +431

      It did not look right

    • @Thomas-ps9qk
      @Thomas-ps9qk Год назад +30

      😂

    • @vikingthedude
      @vikingthedude Год назад +122

      She snorted it

    • @kleuafflatus
      @kleuafflatus Год назад +14

      ​@@vikingthedude beat me to it lolol

    • @sum8601
      @sum8601 Год назад +16

      more like she sorted it, swam in it , said it and then saw it 27 minutes later

  • @francesprendergast1721
    @francesprendergast1721 Год назад +1008

    The little upward inflection on "Thisk" was exquisite

    • @placeholdername0000
      @placeholdername0000 7 месяцев назад +10

      I initially heard it as "Fisk", and was wondering why there was a town with a name that translates to "Fish". But the Vikings did have a habit of leaving Britain with some whacky names.

    • @grassytramtracks
      @grassytramtracks 3 месяца назад

      ​@@placeholdername0000 well it is very similar to Thirsk which is a real place

    • @ltdowney
      @ltdowney Месяц назад

      That’s literally how the trains sound, like they’re excited about the most mundane names 😆

  • @emilyalexander1884
    @emilyalexander1884 Год назад +549

    Lmao I was in the London Airport and the first announcement my friends and I heard was "don't leave luggage unattended or it will be taken and destroyed" in the most monotone and almost cheerful british accent. That's it. It was so passive aggressive and down right scary we all held onto our luggage for dear life while waiting between flights 😂😂

    • @trainjedi9651
      @trainjedi9651 8 месяцев назад +23

      which london airport LMAO

    • @emilyalexander1884
      @emilyalexander1884 8 месяцев назад +7

      @trainjedi9651 Heathrow Airport I believe

    • @pauledwards499
      @pauledwards499 7 месяцев назад

      Passive aggressive - a phrase that only snowflake wokes use.

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 7 месяцев назад +15

      i remember hearing that on the tyne and wear metro at airport. just in the most deepest, bored-sounding voice, "we will burn everything you love if you forget it 😐"

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Messier42-handleSounds like a good lesson in life.

  • @KannabisMajoris
    @KannabisMajoris Год назад +9277

    "northwest southern eastland" 😂😂😂

    • @truthseekers4646
      @truthseekers4646 Год назад +26

      😂😂❤

    • @Kloppsserialbottlers
      @Kloppsserialbottlers Год назад +14

      hahaha

    • @snjert8406
      @snjert8406 Год назад +150

      I didn’t even notice when I watched it first hahahaha

    • @Yeneney
      @Yeneney Год назад +16

      it auto replayed and only then i was like wait a minute-

    • @adsyoffinch
      @adsyoffinch Год назад +12

      Does that mean Luton (North West in the South East) or Macclesfield (South Eastern Lands of the North West)?

  • @hamiltonrmcato
    @hamiltonrmcato Год назад +2838

    I hear Rhinestone on Trent is beautiful this time of year

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 Год назад +67

      I live near the Trent and after the crappy three days I've just had, I think I'll make a raft and float down river until I get to Rhinestone.

    • @Miguel-he7bj
      @Miguel-he7bj Год назад +25

      It's where Glenn Campbell vacations

    • @Jivvi
      @Jivvi Год назад +10

      It's positively sparkling.

    • @IntrusiveThot
      @IntrusiveThot Год назад +1

      @@Miguel-he7bj11/10 joke

    • @kingkit4856
      @kingkit4856 Год назад

      thisk is a gorgeous place as well

  • @Kai-uj8tg
    @Kai-uj8tg Год назад +1162

    this is actually really soothing. Reminds me of riding a nearly empty train back home in summer. The suns setting, and you’ve just come back from having a fun day out with friends in central. you’ve got nothing to do tomorrow so you feel all warm and fuzzy as you drift in and out of sleep. Then, the train announcement goes off as you stir and realise your stop is next. You walk back home while evening sets in and the streetlights turn on. Coming home, you make yourself a nice cup of tea, and then go to bed, cradled in the embrace of warm memories.

    • @sweetgrasshopper
      @sweetgrasshopper Год назад +24

      I wish I had memories like that.

    • @bigboss6145
      @bigboss6145 Год назад +26

      Nah for me all Im reminded of is University and shameful morning after journies.

    • @Kai-uj8tg
      @Kai-uj8tg Год назад +8

      @@bigboss6145 haha it helps that i went to uni outside of london lol, also that i avoided rush hour like the plague growing up

    • @vsaucemichaelhere3409
      @vsaucemichaelhere3409 Год назад +20

      Only been on a train england once amd shared the train with a possibly dead guy covered in piss. Very different experience.

    • @Enzo-xx
      @Enzo-xx Год назад +9

      This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read bro, Harry Potter vibes. This is my life goal now

  • @acidalex420
    @acidalex420 Год назад +114

    I would not even think twice about the names of the stations that’s literally what they sound like.

  • @zinc_magnesium
    @zinc_magnesium Год назад +7616

    Doesn’t matter where I was headed before, I’m going to Splash Zone Central now.

    • @autumnwinter1462
      @autumnwinter1462 Год назад +138

      C u in Whiny guys

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling Год назад +110

      Take a towel.

    • @stephenwalsh4481
      @stephenwalsh4481 Год назад +4

      Sounds good!😂

    • @DjAntibalas
      @DjAntibalas Год назад +42

      Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?
      Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?
      Can you take us to Spash Zone Central?

    • @kwyatt261
      @kwyatt261 Год назад +18

      Don't forget to bring a towel

  • @DSprich
    @DSprich Год назад +3008

    The voice on the ScotRail trains doesn't sound too sure of herself: "This train is formed of, 6, carriages?"

    • @toomuchiridium
      @toomuchiridium Год назад +304

      “Due to short platforms, passengers for, brain, should board the front, four, carriages”

    • @johnross2924
      @johnross2924 Год назад +172

      At my local station the voice person finishes the sentence in a tone of voice that makes it sound like she's going to say something else, makes me laugh every time 🤭

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq Год назад +15

      LMAO so true

    • @sowpmactavish
      @sowpmactavish Год назад +20

      Maybe she's incredulous, cause it should be cars

    • @ohpurpled
      @ohpurpled Год назад +70

      Sometimes Great Northern fills on on Thameslink services, and of course normally you have the ‘This is a [company] service to’ except in this case the company is skipped, giving you: This is a [pause] service to…
      Every time I hear it as: This is a service? maybe? allegedly? to

  • @bicsfireextinguisher
    @bicsfireextinguisher Год назад +201

    mine also repeats in welsh afterwards bcs we live so close to the border. it makes me laugh bcs a few years ago my little sister didn’t realise it was welsh and she turned to me one time in horror and said ‘is she ok???’😭😭

    • @ticketyboo2456
      @ticketyboo2456 11 месяцев назад

      Your sister sounds like a bigoted little monster😂

    • @helenbarbour-hill2500
      @helenbarbour-hill2500 9 месяцев назад +10

      @bicsfireextinguisher thanks for that ..I have a chest infection and laughed so hard I coughed and went all dizzy !😂😂😂

    • @eniej
      @eniej 8 месяцев назад +7

      I can't stop laughing

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 7 месяцев назад +2

      I saw a comment on RUclips a while ago from someone saying that he was never going to take his mother to Wales again after what she said about the awelsh language outside a cake shop in Caernarfon. The comment was already a couple of years old and the OP hadn't responded to requests for more info.

    • @SS-te3nl
      @SS-te3nl 7 месяцев назад +1

      GIRL i am DYING - currently living in wales and i feel this in my soul
      thankyou for this i needed that laugh

  • @austinmistretta8373
    @austinmistretta8373 Год назад +75

    She looks so pleased with herself at the end 😂

  • @FPOAK
    @FPOAK Год назад +4029

    Someone please make a five hour version of this so I can fall asleep to it like the Shipping Forecast

    • @lulumoon6942
      @lulumoon6942 Год назад +27

      yesssss

    • @windybeach2184
      @windybeach2184 Год назад +58

      After the tone, the time will be eight forty two and three seconds, beep… beep… beep…

    • @FirstnameLastname-py3bc
      @FirstnameLastname-py3bc Год назад +34

      It autoplays so no need

    • @queeny5613
      @queeny5613 Год назад +1

      Yess

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling Год назад +19

      Quim: moderate or good
      Squidger: 2 to 4, occasionally poor
      Hebejeebees: 5, crispy and golden brown

  • @neonfieldmouse
    @neonfieldmouse Год назад +1449

    Whiny isn’t a stop, it’s a goes on and on

  • @hats1642
    @hats1642 Год назад +69

    The train to Fullerthorpe Pissingwall departing from platform two at five thirty two has been cancelled. We apologise for the inconvenience.

  • @orlandothompson5861
    @orlandothompson5861 Год назад +21

    “If you see something that doesn’t look right…”

    • @genlamont
      @genlamont Месяц назад +2

      See it. Say it. Sorted

  • @stumbling
    @stumbling Год назад +5188

    I just instantly accepted Batterby Wilby as a real place... and I'm English.

    • @ajiteshlokhande2220
      @ajiteshlokhande2220 Год назад +380

      You mean battersby-Willoughby 😂

    • @stumbling
      @stumbling Год назад +254

      @@ajiteshlokhande2220 Baitthersby-Whelloughsbeight

    • @chris1232123
      @chris1232123 Год назад +65

      I also love that the subs call it Better Be Will Be

    • @Gegs12
      @Gegs12 Год назад +78

      Thisk as well. Small village, picturesque. They filmed a Jane Austen novel there recently.

    • @maaziy_ghaziyIYI
      @maaziy_ghaziyIYI Год назад +3

      Correction - you're British, not English because English is a language!

  • @jamesmatthews291
    @jamesmatthews291 Год назад +1804

    Please take *ALL* your belongings with you.
    All of them. Even if you have to go home and get the rest.

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Год назад +40

      “Honestly, just move.”

    • @NonFatMead
      @NonFatMead Год назад +60

      "Please take all your belongings with you, before you leave the train"
      I was planning on doing it afterwards, and now you've spoilt the magic trick...

    • @mushroom-cottage5660
      @mushroom-cottage5660 11 месяцев назад +9

      'Please keep in mind that we require all passengers to be at least three hours late for each individual destination.'

    • @D__03
      @D__03 9 месяцев назад +8

      I always laugh at ‘if you see something that doesn’t look right…’ like I know what they mean but it could be very broadly interpreted. 😆

    • @ShipsKat
      @ShipsKat 9 месяцев назад +5

      & remember, the rules for the escalators: "dogs must be carried at all times"...even if you don't have a dog...

  • @TheMerlinRailway
    @TheMerlinRailway Год назад +22

    Ah yes my favorite train operator: Northwest Southern Eastland

  • @ThatOneGoatGuy
    @ThatOneGoatGuy 8 месяцев назад +10

    It is quite fun to come up with random PA's like this.
    "The (pause) 10:(slight pause) 48 London Express service to (slight pause) Hestrigeton is now arriving at platform (pause) 3."

  • @greatbritishmale
    @greatbritishmale Год назад +1238

    My favourite is when they’ve added a new station and it has a different voice over.

    • @Fiyeroification
      @Fiyeroification Год назад +122

      In Australia we get the same person back, but in slightly better quality so you notice that station

    • @EdJonesVideos
      @EdJonesVideos Год назад +28

      They have this at Worcestershire Parkway (which also sounds made-up) on the Oxford-Worcester line! Makes me smile every time

    • @laurenhall2547
      @laurenhall2547 Год назад +4

      Pokesdown for Boscombe on South Western Railway

    • @JBFlytography
      @JBFlytography Год назад

      That’s Scotrails specialty 😂

    • @inezketchup
      @inezketchup Год назад +29

      North England doesn't have this problem because they only remove stations 😭

  • @ham-gr33n-beats
    @ham-gr33n-beats Год назад +249

    It’s crazy how you made Splash zone central have all the right cadence, syllables and delivery of a dreary English town train announcement

  • @pauline_f328
    @pauline_f328 Год назад +15

    It's a common joke in my family to imitate the train annoucements we have here in France. They sound basically like this but with extra intonation that really does not sound natural on top of the already weird pauses

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 4 месяца назад

      What sort of information? ;-)

    • @pauline_f328
      @pauline_f328 4 месяца назад +1

      @@AlexanderTheEvenGreater Not sure what you mean, sorry

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 4 месяца назад

      ​@@pauline_f328 I misread intonation. Sorry about that! Thanks for your reply though! ;-)

    • @pauline_f328
      @pauline_f328 4 месяца назад +1

      @@AlexanderTheEvenGreater No prob! Thanks for clarifying :)

  • @AntonyBoyle
    @AntonyBoyle Год назад +164

    Most of the uk announcements are done by a voice actress called Julie Berry. Source- I used to make the systems and used to commission Julie.

    • @rexzs794
      @rexzs794 Год назад +24

      Oh no, I just looked her up and she’s a massive conspiracy theorist. Raw disappointment.

    • @MOSMASTERING
      @MOSMASTERING 8 месяцев назад

      I thought it was Emma Hignett

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 7 месяцев назад

      Did you also have that tinny reverberation built in that makes the wretched announcements impossible to understand?

    • @lucianwarr-ce5gx
      @lucianwarr-ce5gx 6 месяцев назад +1

      no that’s the Elizabeth line Overground and London Buses

    • @threegenders201
      @threegenders201 3 месяца назад

      ​@@rexzs794 which conspiracies? Guess it doesn't matter nowadays hence the thumbs ups

  • @willjackson9467
    @willjackson9467 Год назад +290

    Nailed it. Just missing the "If you see something that doesn't look right, speak to our staff, or text the British transport police. See it. Say it. Sorted."

    • @id3389
      @id3389 Год назад +9

      I was looking for this! Also, I miss the "text the British transport police on... 61016. We'll sort it". They took that out now!

    • @jamesrockybullin5250
      @jamesrockybullin5250 11 месяцев назад +2

      Not on GWR apparently.

    • @wcubbin
      @wcubbin 10 месяцев назад +8

      Always been tempted to report seeing someone wearing double denim "because it doesn't look right"

    • @novalachlan5091
      @novalachlan5091 8 месяцев назад +2

      In Toronto it's "If you see something, say something" and people lowkey make fun of it

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 4 месяца назад

      @@wcubbin Or an American at a crossroads. ;-)

  • @miked1869
    @miked1869 Год назад +775

    I loved this! 😁
    You only forgot to mention that, due to a short platform, passengers alighting at Stunk should travel in the first four coaches.

    • @joeeeee256
      @joeeeee256 Год назад +37

      "Due to a short platform, passengers alighting at Stunk should travel in the first thirteen coaches" 😂

    • @chrisloder3363
      @chrisloder3363 Год назад +13

      This is coach, 12.

    • @miked1869
      @miked1869 Год назад +23

      @@chrisloder3363 "...should travel in coach thirteen of this twelve-coach train".

    • @Trockenshampooleopard
      @Trockenshampooleopard Год назад +29

      It's spelled "Stonekirk".

    • @Bella-bn2lq
      @Bella-bn2lq Год назад +10

      Plus train is dividing at splashzone central only the first three carriages go to brain

  • @daa5865
    @daa5865 Год назад +6

    The little smile at the end, yes! be proud of it!! 😂🥺

  • @yuanyi2077
    @yuanyi2077 Год назад +8

    Idk why this sounds soothing to me 😭

  • @leileleileleile
    @leileleileleile Год назад +1712

    Not me as an American taking far too long to realize they weren’t actual British place names

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Год назад +275

      they do sound exactly like British place names tbf

    • @tessavelland1059
      @tessavelland1059 Год назад +181

      When she said Rhinestone-on-Trent I started to get suspicious

    • @Jeffro23_
      @Jeffro23_ Год назад +21

      So you knew right away, good for you, it would have taken a while for a lot of Americans to realize they were not real names of places

    • @Studio23Media
      @Studio23Media Год назад +81

      @@tessavelland1059 I even know a good bit about the UK and it's geography, and I didn't even catch it until Splash Zone Central 🥴🤣🤣🤣

    • @clairewilliams9416
      @clairewilliams9416 Год назад +63

      Don’t worry about it I’m English and even I didn’t catch on till the end. We do have some pretty odd names and being a souther I just assumed they were places up north to start with. I don’t dare venture up the north I understand they talk to people there, like actual strangers 😂

  • @teejay8258
    @teejay8258 Год назад +2297

    As a Brit living in Sweden, this made me SO unbelievably homesick 😢😂

    • @Anna13Tonks
      @Anna13Tonks Год назад +12

      why would you do that to yourself :')

    • @mh20162
      @mh20162 Год назад +41

      ​@@Anna13TonksSweden is beautiful though

    • @torstenatterberg5788
      @torstenatterberg5788 Год назад +6

      Skål!

    • @cr1tikal_arc
      @cr1tikal_arc Год назад

      @@Anna13Tonks why wouldn't you? most scandinavian countries if not all have a far superior standard of living than here in the UK. this place is a dump, would love to get out

    • @ColmPadraig
      @ColmPadraig Год назад +1

      ​@@mh20162 So is Britain

  • @333Vampirewillrule33
    @333Vampirewillrule33 9 месяцев назад +5

    That small panic when you don't remember if you heard your stop and the announcement chimes and it's completely muffled by the foot traffic 😂😂😂

  • @simonb8464
    @simonb8464 Год назад +6

    The best part of the video is your smirk at the end.

  • @tommykernow
    @tommykernow Год назад +431

    Ah, fond memories of Stunk, twinned with Glump-de-la-mer

    • @justforcomments3155
      @justforcomments3155 Год назад +4

      I've got an aunt out in Stunk, beautiful this time of year

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 4 месяца назад

      Stunk.
      Twenty Is Plenty.
      Please Drive Carefully Through Our Village.
      Thank You.
      Winner of Britain in Bloom 1998.
      Roundabout sponsored by Joe King and sons scaffolding and digger hire.

  • @terenceayer337
    @terenceayer337 Год назад +352

    That's so transcendental... I think I'm attaining cosmic enlightenment...😂😂😂

    • @Lucyynorth
      @Lucyynorth Год назад +1

      lol...agreed..this is a gateway

  • @bobbyk9815
    @bobbyk9815 Год назад +15

    I can't tell if the little smiles are part of the character or if she's starting to break.

  • @silhouette3562
    @silhouette3562 Год назад +7

    I AM CACKLING. this could not be MORE SPOT ON

  • @TimothyAsbridge_TENOR
    @TimothyAsbridge_TENOR Год назад +96

    It’s that little inflection on the last syllable and the slight pause before which gets me. Absolutely nailed it.

    • @alfiewright1396
      @alfiewright1396 10 месяцев назад +2

      You can see how hard she's trying not to laugh

  • @jerseydevil7895
    @jerseydevil7895 Год назад +298

    " Am I on the wrong train for Cheese On Cracker?"

    • @FarewellChorus
      @FarewellChorus Год назад +23

      Depending on how much you need, you might be better off building a rocket in your basement and having a grand day out.

    • @npigwnl
      @npigwnl Год назад +7

      @@FarewellChorus I’m just crackers about cheese

    • @stewartoneill8419
      @stewartoneill8419 Год назад +21

      Cheese-Upon-Cracker

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 Год назад +5

      That's the next service Cheese on Cracker is after Batterby Wilby

    • @S-CB-SL-Animations
      @S-CB-SL-Animations 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@stewartoneill8419🤣🤣🤣

  • @Abril-1234
    @Abril-1234 Год назад +4

    I've been to England twice and this makes me so nostalgic 😭 - American Anglophile

  • @sketx5
    @sketx5 Год назад +8

    Her little smile at the end😂

  • @cotton7960
    @cotton7960 Год назад +168

    Sometimes a station is 3 times louder than the others and it does my head in because nobody seems to know how to fix it. For years my train has announced "Calling at Chorley, Buckshaw Parkway, Leyland, Preston, KIRKHAM AND WESHAM!!!! Poulton-Le-Fylde, Blackpool North"

    • @susandrydenhenderson6234
      @susandrydenhenderson6234 Год назад +21

      Yeh. Not enough people have been getting off there 😂

    • @TheDemocrab
      @TheDemocrab Год назад +33

      It's not broken, that's just the official pronunciation, you're meant to scream it.

    • @cotton7960
      @cotton7960 Год назад +13

      Right after I posted this comment it got fixed! Someone must have seen it haha

    • @toastercatx
      @toastercatx 9 месяцев назад

      There's always one stop in a completely different accent 😂

    • @helenbarbour-hill2500
      @helenbarbour-hill2500 9 месяцев назад

      The North Walian (Transport for Wales) announcements are hilarious. " The next train calling at platform 1 will be the 10 :45 TfW service to Llan - did -noor ..., 🤣

  • @andrewguthrie2
    @andrewguthrie2 Год назад +161

    "For services to Scratchy Bottom and Clart Magna, please change at Peelington."

  • @rubymoonc6783
    @rubymoonc6783 Год назад +9

    Why do they all sound like real places?! 😂😂❤

  • @goobtube69
    @goobtube69 Год назад +7

    The little smile at the end 😂

  • @Billoybong2
    @Billoybong2 Год назад +158

    Dude I'm a newcomer in London and the announcements sound exactly like you! See it, say it, sorted! Lol

    • @evhblogspot
      @evhblogspot Год назад +18

      Haha I’m new to Northwest England from USA and this is spot on!!

  • @ghostofgeek
    @ghostofgeek Год назад +353

    This speaks to the soul of everyone who has ever had to get on a North West Service at 10pm.

    • @bigbalticbox
      @bigbalticbox Год назад +19

      It's even more surreal in the early hours of the morning after you've gotten off a several-hour-long flight and you're heading home

    • @roymackenzie-jy4lr
      @roymackenzie-jy4lr Год назад +3

      ​@Big Box I remember getting off an 8 hours long British airways flight at Gatwick from my holiday to Orlando and the I live in Nottinghamshire so it was a long, boring way up to London with thameslink then we got off and I think we took the tube to Kings Cross st Pancras and we were going to take east Midlands railway to Nottingham and change for a regional train but my dad booked a much later train not expecting to get there that early so we decided to take the tube to Victoria where we could have gone to directly with the Gatwick express but anyway we took a national express coach to Nottingham and then Went to Nottingham Central and got on the regional train to my town and we finally got a taxi home and we landed at like 8am and now it was like 6pm so a whole day of travelling (also I think the train we didn't get on was delayed)

    • @ivangohome
      @ivangohome Год назад

      Lol

    • @typhoon109
      @typhoon109 9 месяцев назад

      when you've gone for a late night out in like birmingham or something its just straight up empty

  • @sarahglover3286
    @sarahglover3286 Год назад +4

    You know you travel on the trains too much when you can mouthe along with this, I do it all the time!

  • @Johann757
    @Johann757 Год назад +4

    I listen to this on repeat to fall asleep. Very relaxing and comforting

  • @chuck1804
    @chuck1804 Год назад +65

    "Please make sure you are travelling, in the correct part of the train."

  • @randomcow505
    @randomcow505 Год назад +108

    I remember finding out that "weston-super-mare" was a real place after someone kept refering to anyone struggling with something or throwing a tantrum as "hes having a weston-super-mare"

    • @paulsengupta971
      @paulsengupta971 Год назад +20

      What about Westward Ho! (complete with exclamation mark) ?

    • @mozzjones6943
      @mozzjones6943 Год назад +3

      Ahhh good old Weston! half hour up the M5 from me in Bristol. My local seaside resort, But you wouldn't catch me in the sea 😂 if you know you know. Great place for the boy racers! Frequenting on the sea front (sarcastic face). They recently re-built a full size oil rig into an attraction with waterfall and everything, They took a retired rig from the north sea! That's pretty cool.

    • @thinginground5179
      @thinginground5179 11 месяцев назад +1

      Hahahaha super mare

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 4 месяца назад +1

      @@mozzjones6943 Calling it "sea" is sooooo polite. ;-)

    • @mozzjones6943
      @mozzjones6943 4 месяца назад +1

      @@AlexanderTheEvenGreater I guess it is. How about sewage water? Probably still too polite 😂

  • @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311
    @mrkiplingreallywasanexceed8311 10 месяцев назад +2

    That is remarkable. She's even got the Stephen Fry-esque linguistically rich and plump sounds of the British place names which, for all that, remain no less ludicrous😂❤

  • @kiarnna
    @kiarnna Год назад +4

    This is weirdly relaxing

  • @guy.quad_
    @guy.quad_ Год назад +20

    “See it, say it, sorted.”

  • @nevillec5252
    @nevillec5252 Год назад +290

    Welcome to Brain/Braighene, where everyone's IQ is suspect.

  • @crazylittlepartytifs
    @crazylittlepartytifs Год назад +7

    This is so comforting lol

  • @Tylerxy
    @Tylerxy Год назад +2

    Visiting Edinburgh and this came in my suggestions. Took the train from Heathrow to Paddington then tube to Kings Cross then the train to Edinburgh. This was so spot on. I've seen it, I'm saying it, and it got sorted.

  • @tullochgorum6323
    @tullochgorum6323 Год назад +110

    There has never been a passenger announcement that clear and well enunciated in the entire history of British Rail...

    • @Messier42-handle
      @Messier42-handle 7 месяцев назад +1

      the tyne and wear metro station ones are rather clear.

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 7 месяцев назад

      We have a statement from one of the announcers in reply to your comment:
      "Hmfnah fmnfff haha bmbbmb flflflum bmffmub flubnffff humffnum fnumff bong."

  • @Kevin3dp
    @Kevin3dp Год назад +88

    I live in Threshold Green and this is so accurate

    • @NextianGeometry
      @NextianGeometry Год назад +26

      Sound like a name for a crisis. "General, the situation has worsened. We are now at Threshold Green and request authorisation for Summer Breeze." "God help us all."

    • @ZijnShayatanica
      @ZijnShayatanica Год назад +7

      ​@@NextianGeometry FKN ACCURATE.

  • @weinopolice
    @weinopolice Год назад +2

    when your own bit tickles you. she can barely keep from laughing

  • @judicator375
    @judicator375 Год назад +1

    You forgot: We are sorry to announce that the XX:XX to Breighn from Airse has been cancelled.

  • @radical6905
    @radical6905 Год назад +19

    At least one of these has to be a real stop somewhere in the UK

  • @Sam97812
    @Sam97812 Год назад +6

    Damn she’s cute

  • @lonelyteapot858
    @lonelyteapot858 Год назад +4

    There's always 3 stops you remember:
    The one you just came from, the one you're going to and the one just before the one you're going to because no matter how far it is *that's the one you start packing your things at*

  • @mariya_tortilla
    @mariya_tortilla Год назад +2

    the polite smile 💀

  • @Ifakojesfd
    @Ifakojesfd Год назад +12

    I was absolutely flabbergasted the first time the woman said the train stops at "Cobham and Stoke D'Abenon"

    • @NextianGeometry
      @NextianGeometry Год назад +1

      The one I always liked was "Rrrrowlands Castle".

  • @dh1380
    @dh1380 Год назад +10

    I LIVE IN PEELINGTON it's on the northwest East South coast down the tram line from Central Donkington!

  • @RichardStrong86
    @RichardStrong86 Год назад +6

    The audio isn't broken up enough for an authentic train announcement.

  • @ewanfarley
    @ewanfarley Год назад +9

    you missed the bit where a different woman’s voice cuts in and leaves almost immediately

  • @eidolon0170
    @eidolon0170 Год назад +15

    The smile at the end 😂

  • @bsfatboy
    @bsfatboy Год назад +14

    I like how you can hear the smile.

  • @treeoftrees7523
    @treeoftrees7523 11 месяцев назад +2

    I return to watch it every now and then 😊

  • @matt01506
    @matt01506 Год назад +5

    TRUE STORY.
    a old mate told me years ago a train announcement from someone obviously new to the job (and our country) announced in a Indian accent
    "THIS TRAIN WILL BE STOPPING AT CHARLTON" and
    "MANY MANY OTHER PLACES" !!!

  • @patchworkdragon2588
    @patchworkdragon2588 Год назад +17

    Dunc is a request stop and you must inform the conductor when boarding the train if you wish to alight here.

  • @timewareCommunity
    @timewareCommunity Год назад +71

    She's going to be famous...

  • @TerryMcGearyScotland
    @TerryMcGearyScotland Год назад +1

    Help!! I can’t stop listening.

  • @biggiesmalls3096
    @biggiesmalls3096 Год назад +1

    The stops be places you never heard of but somehow everyone is getting off there

  • @relateuk2003
    @relateuk2003 Год назад +361

    But what do I do and who do I contact if I see something suspicious?

    • @MG-bs5mr
      @MG-bs5mr Год назад +113

      "see it, say it, sorted."

    • @mj6480
      @mj6480 Год назад +31

      @@MG-bs5mr I can hear THE voice in my head as I read that 😂

    • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
      @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Год назад +27

      @@mj6480 the most famous voice in Britain 😂

    • @TicTac2
      @TicTac2 Год назад +6

      @@MG-bs5mr I always thought see it, say it, sort it would work better ?

    • @MG-bs5mr
      @MG-bs5mr Год назад +1

      @@TicTac2 tbf you could be right.
      Honestly it's like I've got a brain problem with the way it deciphers speech sometimes,🤣

  • @Catherinzsl
    @Catherinzsl Год назад +15

    It's like the ChatGPT of British train announcements.

  • @AkariIto
    @AkariIto 8 месяцев назад +1

    As someone who is watching this on a tube in the UK, I find this painfully accurate 😂

  • @joshuatk59
    @joshuatk59 9 месяцев назад +3

    You forgot to add the “see it, say it, sorted” message at the end of nearly every announcement.

  • @Jeff-si7ni
    @Jeff-si7ni Год назад +16

    I've never heard a British train announcement, but I think she nailed it..

  • @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986
    @sirsurnamethefirstofhisnam7986 Год назад +170

    I’ve been on two trains today and the only thing that’s even better is crossing the England/wales border and suddenly hearing the even weirder welsh place names than the English ones yet the announcer voice never changes😂

    • @rushiaskinnerwallace6175
      @rushiaskinnerwallace6175 Год назад +3

      Goals!

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 Год назад +25

      I caught a train from Crewe to Shrewsbury to get to Machynlleth. At Crewe the nice lady in the ticket office said "Mackinleth". At Shrewsbury the guard on the platform just did a big wet sound with his mouth at me.

    • @pem...
      @pem... Год назад +2

      ​@@gilgameshofuruk4060 are you sure it was his mouth 🫤

    • @gilgameshofuruk4060
      @gilgameshofuruk4060 Год назад +12

      @@pem... It could have been either end by the sound, but the cloud of spittle that sparkled in the sunshine was oddly reassuring.

    • @tarkenton3895
      @tarkenton3895 Год назад +9

      This is why they need it to swap to an actual Welsh announcement voice on those locations. The names being said in Welsh sound so much less weird than the English announcer completely butchering them 😅

  • @Stephenb033
    @Stephenb033 Год назад +1

    When I was a kid I loved swimming at Splash zone central.

  • @Volcanic_Activity
    @Volcanic_Activity 9 месяцев назад +1

    In the event of an emergency, please follow staff instructions.

  • @aarinisles
    @aarinisles Год назад +26

    I go to sleep at night listening to this on repeat. It’s that comforting being in a different location and all.

  • @mildryfrr9970
    @mildryfrr9970 Год назад +26

    She actually has a very pleasant voice

  • @matty__sharpe__
    @matty__sharpe__ Год назад +1

    Sometimes you feel like killing that voice when you find out you are at the wrong platform and your train departs in 1 minute

    • @helenbarbour-hill2500
      @helenbarbour-hill2500 8 месяцев назад

      @matty_sharpe_ this is an issue when you're alighting at Chester on a Saturday night,waiting for the last train into N. Wales . She has you going back and forth between platforms like a french farce..and it ends up being a sardine tin ride of just 2 carriages! 😅

  • @melima_
    @melima_ Год назад

    I like the framing of 'graduating' it's so positive ❤

  • @ismaeel747
    @ismaeel747 Год назад +35

    The O eight, thirty five service to brain, is delayed by approximately ten minutes, this is due to missing crew members. We apologize for the delay to this service.

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Год назад +1

      Na the best I heard was is delayed by approximately ten minutes this is due to......please listen for further announcements 😅like wtf?!

    • @lorddarlo6194
      @lorddarlo6194 Год назад +3

      ​@@TheWPhilosopher There wasn't enough Crew Members to finish the announcement

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Год назад +1

      @@lorddarlo6194 probably hahha

    • @AlexanderTheEvenGreater
      @AlexanderTheEvenGreater 4 месяца назад

      "Due to a twig on the line" ;-P

  • @willkerr7395
    @willkerr7395 Год назад +17

    As per the announcement this is a NorthWest Soutern Eastland train. Tickets for WestEast Southern North land tickets are not valid on this train. And you will have to pay a fine if you do not have the correct ticket for this train. Please ask a member of the TrainRail Southern Link Connector North Branch team if you require assistance.

  • @vishy
    @vishy Год назад +1

    Splashsound Central was a lovely place to be brought up

  • @munnabegum8941
    @munnabegum8941 8 месяцев назад

    That was so on point that for a minute i thought they were actual places lol

  • @iDigsGiantRobots
    @iDigsGiantRobots Год назад +24

    THIS IS ART.

  • @mamasadie5219
    @mamasadie5219 Год назад +10

    this is so unbelievably accurate ! the pauses before each destination name 😂😂

  • @atherisGAY
    @atherisGAY 9 месяцев назад +2

    This is a Northwest Southern Eastland Service to
    Breighne.
    Calling at
    Batterby Willby
    Stunk
    Threshull Green
    Peelington
    Rhinestone on Trent
    Thiske
    Whaighneigh
    Splash Zone Central
    and
    Breighne.

  • @Celeste-dp5ur
    @Celeste-dp5ur 10 месяцев назад

    how is something so familiar somehow so funny and soothing at the same time
    You are a clever gal!

  • @gretaweiss6802
    @gretaweiss6802 Год назад +3

    STUNK

  • @martinhsl68hw
    @martinhsl68hw Год назад +12

    And who hasn't woken up in Braine having missed their stop

    • @treyshaffer
      @treyshaffer Год назад +2

      you gotta learn to spell mate, it's spelt boraighines

  • @harrybedford5682
    @harrybedford5682 Год назад +2

    Loved it but I think there needs to be a Splashzone West before Splashzone Central

  • @Rgsetters
    @Rgsetters Год назад

    It's great to see the face behind these announcements