Ranking Every Mario Game by how Safe it is
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nah
Why cant I comment?
Lol
@@Cliffordlonghead Are you hacking?! how did u reply 3 days ago
are you a website developer or something?
You forgot about the real safest game, Mario Teaches Typing.
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Nah that's the most dangerous one 😔🤭😩
Also not safe, Keyboard keys actually are dangerous. The can pop out any minute
Most dangerous for your mental health😵💫
Thats my favorite mainline mario game
I’m honestly glad it’s not another painful challenge like a marathon or elbows only, because that’s what we’ve been getting recently. The videos are good but the pain Nathaniel has to go through
Yeah, he needed a well-desereved rest from crazy challenges
Yeah he has put himself through so much pain to put out great videos. Glad he has a break
This has got me wanting a ranking of Mario party mini games based on safety
There could also be a ranking on Mario kart tracks based on safety
@@cesarplays687 True
already exists
@40susman, yeah, it does, but nathaniel bandy hasn't done it befour only other people have.
*before@@hussainperson
Shouldn't both Galaxy games be the most dangerous since you're in space without a suit and helmet.
Yeah no oxygen
Yea, that was what I was thinking about
@@DYNAKNIGHTplus cosmic radiation giving you cancer
You’re gonna die in space minutes into the game
Also black holes everywhere, which you literally can't ever escape from (if you were to survive somehow). To be fair, most "Galaxies" shouldn't even exist and practically be replaced by one black hole if these would realistically suck up matter.
Thanks for helping keep the people safe. Keep up the good work!
You too 🫡
I was mad for a second because of the RUclips plagiarism controversies but good to know you’re getting approval from another safety inspector.
@@NathanielBandy How do u get Æ?
hi J0rts
So what we've learned today is mario goes through some dangerous places on his adventures!
How did you comment 4 days ago when the video was uploaded today⁉️⁉️⁉️
@@ui_gamez1634 Membership.
@@ui_gamez1634it’s a member
Video was made: 7 days ago
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@@carsonscity7670 he’s a member bro
I'm kind of surprised that the Galaxy games were ranked so high. I mean, there's literal black holes everywhere. You can't get much more dangerous than that. I suppose if you stay in the hubs, it'd be pretty safe, but if you ever leave them, you're asking for big trouble.
Outer Space in general is as dangerous as it gets. You constantly have to worry about oxygen, in addition to food and water, which would be even harder to come by. Furthermore, you always risk leaving a planet's or structure's gravitational field (which tend to be pretty damn small in the game) and float into the endless void.
I think that you forgot what Is the least safest object in the entire Mario series and it's present in NSMB2: its Warp Cannons. They are probably even worse than the Wormholes in the Galaxy games. Those Warp Cannons, instead of shooting you into the sky, shoot you on the ground making you run so fast that you break the space-time continuum and warping you into the Sub-Space of SMB2
The galaxy games are for sure the most dangerous. Being that close to multiple black holes at all times already puts it number 1. Also you start in a meteor shower and galaxy one has you floating in space from being blasted away without oxygen. Good video!!!
How is Mario galaxy safe??? MARIO IS IN SPACE WITH NO OXYGEN
The planets have trees, so likely an atmosphere
not to mention black holes right next to each planet
And it is actually really dangerous with all those mortal traps and enemies
But Subcon isn't just a dream, it's a world that can only be entered through dreams, so Mario Bros. 2 isn't just all taking place in Mario's Dream, technically Luigi, Peach, & Toad entered it through their dreams too. They are all actually there, subconsiously, but they are there.
Well this is a very interesting video, but I guess that Nathaniel wanted to **play it safe** before Christmas Day, which is understandable! Joke aside, love your content as always! ❤
Thus potentially begins a series of ranking every Mario platformer in every way but the actual quality.
There needs to be more pacifist style of platformer’s, especially with Mario since almost everything wants you dead
That the world of platformers you know
How would you even make such a game without the quality and difficulty making a massive dip?
@@panwasacz2733 my main guess is take a page of undertale sure you will easier time to take down enemies so they won't block your way but later on their death is pernament like in undertale and it will lead to alternate events from the kills
Geometry Dash recently released platformer mode and in 4 official levels that the developer made you only kill 2 characters, so it's kinda pacifist I guess
Sounds like you're basically pitching Doctor Who: The Eternity Clock.
Let’s not forget how the castles in Super Mario Bros have no windows or anything for ventilation inside. The heat from the lava is trapped inside of these castles and walking into one would be like walking into a literal oven. You will be cooked alive within seconds of entering one.
“Walking bombs are as unsafe as it gets”
*bomb-ombs: 👁️👄👁️*
Currently watching this while crying my eyes out while going through the unbarable pain of untangling me hair. Thank you for keeping me entertained while i feel like im dying every single second 🙃
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Lol
Plot twist: He originally wanted to rank the mainline Mario titles, but he felt it would too boring. So he ranked them by how safe they are
I absolutely love this concept. I like the idea of imaginging trying to survive in worlds like these
J0rts and Nathaniel, what a duo!
Yep
This guy can just make anything and make it entertaining lmfao 😂😂😂
The ad should've been a VPN, to coincide with the safety theme
Now we wait for Nathaniel to rank every Pokémon and Sonic game based on how safe they are :]
For pokemon. As long as you don't venture out. You're safe
Sonic is easy since stuff like apotos and Station Square exists.
@@GUNUFofficialAnd so does Dark Gaia.
@@bonedude1286 Dark Gaia is sealed away, you won't have to deal with it unless it's before Eggman cracks the earth.
@@GUNUFofficial Which is what happens in Unleashed, on top of falling from literal space. Not surviving.
Can't wait for him to rank the mario games based off how good the food is in each.
I missed Nathan saying Get'r ranked it really brings back
Bloons reference is great
The TRUE safest Mario world is Animal Crossing X Mario
I guess if tom nook not around to do bad
Nathaniel you do realize humans can't breath in space, right?
...so if mario can breathe in space, what even is he?
Every planet has its atmosphere
Planets. Have. Atmospheres.
@@watermeloncat987 Some planets don't have atmospheres
This is definitely an interesting ranking!
You could eat koopas in any of these
2:42 That's just a theory... A FOOD THEORY!!!
You FINALLY used Mario Land DX?? What an evolution lol
This concept is so funny
Petition for NB to bring back Top 10’s
Agree, I miss his Top 10's
13:50 actually according to the manuals, the ending cutscene is what happens at the beginning of the game, Mario dreamt the events in the game then got his friends and did those things in real life
Dude your spoiling us😭 so many videos this couple of days!
anyone know what the graph is at 7:37? It seems intriguing and I want to look at it in more detail.
Wouldn’t you die from lack of oxygen in Mario galaxy 1 and 2
I think you gave someone the idea to recreate the Mario Land 2 Map in the Bloons map creator and honestly im all for it
Nathaniel is back to ranking 🎉
Yes he is
Luncheon Kingdom is very perfect for this.
I would like to take Nathaniel Nandy on my Lost Levels journey!
The bed in the comet observatory is Rosalinas bed... Youre not gonna sleep with her are you?
Ah yes, I’ve always wanted to play Mario IRL
Isekai mario
This video idea is the same idea my 6 year old self would think of while playing a mario game. Especially one of the galaxy games, and I love it
New Nathaniel video is MY Safe space
Interesting concept for a video, Nathaniel! Merry Christmas!
Wouldn’t Mario Galaxy be last, you would die in seconds
Not if Rosalina gives you her power like she obviously did to mario
tfw the title is misleading… I thought “how safe it is” meant ranking the games based on how many risks Nintendo took to make a great game rather than playing it safe
Types of Ranking Videos:
Worst to Best
Easy to Hard
Danger to Safe (New)
Mario galaxy 1 and 2 are the most dangerous because you cant breathe in space
Mario's universe just isn't as inhabitable to normal humans, they have gravity stronger then jupiter (i think 39.70). But beside that Mario Kart 8 Delexue is the best place to live
On my opinion, I have to say every Mario game is safe including The Lost Levels! I really like all your vids and huge like!
Striving for quality
These mario games are either safe or not safe
What about the spin off games?
SMG4 THUMBNAIL?
how could you not take account of that galaxy is in SPACE?? no oxygen = instant death so galaxy is the least safe.
Rank all Super Monkey Ball levels!
For the next marathon could you do dk games
now, to start, I am not a psychopath.... however, couldn't you just eat the enemies? just murder and eat their insides for hunger?
yep
Doing a ranking video for the holidays! I love it.
After 2 Marathon video's,is't nice to have a chill ranking video like this one
This could make for a really interesting mini-series. You could rank how safe/dangerous the settings of other kinds of games are. Paper Mario games, Mario and Luigi games, maybe even versions of Planet Popstar from Kirby games or locations in Hyrule from Zelda games.
I also wonder how safe the Mushroom Kingdom from The Super Mario Bros. Movie would be to live in. The city is breathtaking and they at least have fruit as another food source. The only severe danger would probably be Bowser and the Koopa Troop being a very powerful and threatening military,but there’s plenty of community to work together with to stop them.
Great Video and Happy Holidays!
bloons td monkeys being on the path on mario land 2 was clever lol
I love this vid so much, probably because acknowledging the setting of Mario games is so relaxing
Who knew that being a plumber could be so dangerous
Ohhh, I thought you were talking about safe sequels when I read the title, so stuff like nsmb2 xD
I did not expect Galaxy to be in the top 5 because space but I”ll take it!
Rosalina would likely give you the ability she has to breathe in space so no worries
The feathers of the penguin suit can also keep you warm
Galaxy not being at the bottom is wild💀
I love the sarcasm in this video 😂
Oh no the Mario in the thumbnail is from The Final Piece on SMG4’s channel. I’m getting Vietnam flashbacks from that arc and I hate it
Um... Actually it's the one from the SMG4 thumbnail "Freddy's Ultimate Custom Spagetteria".
@@Androck124TheGod I think they used it for both videos but that was the first video that came to mind just because of how bad the arc was
I love unexpected video ideas!
This is a bonkers and fun concept. Nice video.
I have to disagree on the "lack of nutrients" thing.
The Mushroom you see in lost-levels is almost as tall as Mario. Now i dont know about you, but i consider that to satisfy my hunger to a HUGE degree.
Mario paint is the most dangerous because you can eat paint
This is a random idea for a ranking
did Nathaniel forget that, oh I don't know, there is absolutely NO oxygen in space?
Rosalina would give her power to you when you get there
This was a great video NB😊
in reality if we were in Mario galaxy 1 and 2, we would die in a few seconds or minuets because no oxygen and lungs collapsing.
Mario waits for the bus is the true safest game
2:50 hey, robotnik did it for 2 years.
This is a very interesting way to rank the Mario games, makes me wonder what other game worlds may or may not be safe to live in.
I loved this formant! Please keep using it!
0:35 That sound effect gave me many flashbacks to 10 years ago.
can you make video about ranking all mario rpg games
I’m just imagining waking up in bowser’s fury and seeing Godzilla out my window
What about mario party 1 hurting people's hands or Mario Clash making people use glasses?
Actors can and do get injuries during stage performances so risk of injury in SMB3 is there. All those flaming special effects may cause serious burns if stunt goes wrong and one false move in fight choreography may cause severe interruption with broken nose. That dodging Bowser's big stomp is very dangerous stunt as he is bulky guy.
Stage choreography would probably be the least unsafe thing about that, fight choreography is very, very trained to a t, more likely those set pieces with no hand rails and connected to the backdrop and not the floor are far more likely to cause injury
Can you do a video of how sonic dream team triggers if you want to
With galaxy, the comet observatory is in space so you can't breath.
Merry Christmas, Nathaniel bandy
Merry Christmas Nathaniel!
yay under 1 hour
Already, a video idea like this begs more a ranking video by safety with Sonic levels
1:26
And Wario took over
2:56 Mario Doesn't eat the mushrooms every time he uses them, He can Harness their Power without eating them as he Does in multiple 2D Games
6:43 “the only suit that makes things safer is the penguin suit”
immediately slides and bashes marios head into some bricks
Well this is interesting
I think he forgot the fact that we can't breathe in space and our lungs will explode in 30 seconds.