Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 Track by How Safe It Is

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @j0rts
    @j0rts  Год назад +1650

    Stay safe out there

  • @thatguyhanzo3468
    @thatguyhanzo3468 Год назад +2174

    I must say thwomp ruins got rated VERY high for a track with no guard rails, jumps, rolling boulders, and, well, thwomps

    • @shannonhartfield2100
      @shannonhartfield2100 Год назад +325

      The Thwomps paid for a higher score.

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 Год назад +122

      ​@@shannonhartfield2100they did pave all the roads after all

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken Год назад +87

      @@djroscurro9859 the kart-industrial complex is insidious. it goes all the way to the very top.

    • @paulstock260
      @paulstock260 Год назад +17

      ⁠​⁠@@djroscurro9859I thought Whomps were the ones that paved the roads, not Thwomps?

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 Год назад +27

      @@paulstock260 True, but they're usually close to each other. They share a brotherhood. Hell, Thwomps reside in Whomps fortress alongside the Whomps.

  • @HarleyMaebry
    @HarleyMaebry Год назад +4052

    Definitely gonna need Safety Inspector j0rts’s Safety Ratings on the DLC tracks before I invest my money into something potentially dangerous.

    • @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth
      @PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth Год назад +102

      Excellent point. If you play Super Smash Bros, I recommend watching the video that goes over each stage's OSHA violations, so you can be certain you only fight in absolute safety.

    • @titouanv4532
      @titouanv4532 Год назад +7

      But he did them

    • @V00doo1Xim
      @V00doo1Xim Год назад

      ​@@titouanv4532link to video?

    • @TotalDramaHarold
      @TotalDramaHarold Год назад +16

      @@titouanv4532I think they meant the booster ones

    • @TomBrady-xf9mq
      @TomBrady-xf9mq Год назад +3

      LOL that's funny

  • @pedroleitevik5523
    @pedroleitevik5523 Год назад +1841

    To be fair, with 1up mushrooms and necromancy, the mushroom kingdom most likely have incredible healthcare wich is most likely why they seem to ignore any and all safety precautions

    • @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj
      @MatthewConnellan-xc3oj Год назад +161

      Yeah, when your healthcare is that good, at that point, safety is just a waste of resources

    • @johnrickard8512
      @johnrickard8512 Год назад +105

      1-up mushrooms ARE necromancy...but they are damn good at it. Hyrule also has these things called Fairies which are just as good.

    • @yohhh6715
      @yohhh6715 Год назад +25

      @@johnrickard8512Doesn't the fairy die? I don't remember any shopkeepers selling any fairies and you often catch them yourself so i guess it has to be taboo

    • @johnrickard8512
      @johnrickard8512 Год назад +42

      @@yohhh6715 it isn't that they die but that they are often in places that a mere NPC may have trouble getting to.

    • @elvingearmasterirma7241
      @elvingearmasterirma7241 Год назад +36

      ​@@yohhh6715 What? No!!
      The fairy just flies away after healing you up!
      which i mean considering you stuff em into a jar beforehand is super duper nice of em
      But yea. No fairies die. Theyre just difficult to get your hands on because they often are in monster infested areas or just hard to reach areas

  • @rybot7182
    @rybot7182 Год назад +1316

    "Drome" was originally an ancient Greek word, 'dromos,' meaning 'course.' It gained notoriety through the Greek hippodromos, chariot racing arenas where brave Disney characters would fight to the death in the gaaaaaames as Danny Devito coached them from the sidelines. The French later stole the word and cut off the last few letters as they're wont to do, resulting in 'drome,' and continued the racecourse tradition with Formula Une. Danny Devito's love of various methods of transportation would later result in variations such as the motordrome and aerodrome. The widespread adoption of electricity would eventually lead to famed inventor Deadmoufive creating electronic music, whose pairing with Japanese go-kart enthusiasts and esteemed Mario villain Doug Bowser culminated in the creation of the Electrodrome: a musically imbued go-kart race track.

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  Год назад +323

      Wow thank you, I feel so much wiser now

    • @MisterNohbdy
      @MisterNohbdy Год назад +227

      this incomprehensible mesh of information and nonsense truly captures the zeitgeist of our time

    • @LotoTheHero
      @LotoTheHero Год назад +16

      Thank you for the insight!

    • @OliverSchlecter
      @OliverSchlecter Год назад +47

      @@MisterNohbdyperchance

    • @danielgoldberg8214
      @danielgoldberg8214 Год назад +29

      You did not have to go this damn hard with your comment

  • @WCircuit7224
    @WCircuit7224 Год назад +1138

    Now I want to see a mod where every track is made safer based on this

    • @DanielHarveyDyer
      @DanielHarveyDyer Год назад +71

      Let's get them all up to FIA grade one, and the complain about track limits for 90 minutes every Sunday!

    • @CheesyLizzy
      @CheesyLizzy Год назад +21

      I like this idea 😆
      First off, we gotta add safety rails everywhere we can

    • @IShy2
      @IShy2 Год назад +19

      I'd call the mod "easy tracks"

    • @atsukana1704
      @atsukana1704 Год назад +10

      Just imagine all the good tracks but more boring

    • @JonathanWalcott
      @JonathanWalcott Год назад +6

      @@atsukana1704 i got an idea we make it so there is no ramps or boosts

  • @rurintoge7425
    @rurintoge7425 Год назад +490

    This video made me realise I never quite took the time to just... look at the tracks. Missed so many details before! Granted, it IS safest to keep your eyes on the road while driving...

    • @jonahdunch4056
      @jonahdunch4056 Год назад +30

      Would recommend Any Austin for this kind of content - he has a video just exploring "odd and unremarkable" places in Mariokart Wii, and it revealed a lot of the beautifully rough edges in that game

    • @geaux13saints56
      @geaux13saints56 Год назад +9

      Literally, I’ve never seen those bats on yoshi valley or that construction sign on grumble volcano

    • @crinsombone5380
      @crinsombone5380 5 месяцев назад +1

      Personally I love going on the time trials and just explore the tracks

  • @StarshadowMelody
    @StarshadowMelody Год назад +95

    "Bowser's castle has a _Lot Of Work To Do._ 2.1 out of 10."
    Bowser: "Yup, gotta get that 0.5."

  • @Automaton_Spy_Network
    @Automaton_Spy_Network Год назад +100

    I love the idea of this random real life safety inspector being called in to professionally analyze the safety of fictitious and out there worlds. And him fully taking it as professionally as possible

  • @techoeastveld
    @techoeastveld Год назад +315

    The fact he uses a real Mercedes car colab vehicle to test these tracks, really shows his dedication to keeping us safe!

  • @haroeneissa790
    @haroeneissa790 Год назад +249

    I love how Sunshine airport implies that the mushroom Kingdom is absolutely massive and not just some small country with a few villages like most people imagine it. Bone dry dunes is an almost 6 hour flight. That is similair to the amount of time it takes to fly from Amsterdam to Dubai in the real world.
    But somehow the metro connects all those places which means that the metro stations must be incredibly far apart.

    • @MisterNohbdy
      @MisterNohbdy Год назад +26

      but everybody in the Mushroom Kingdom uses zeppelin-style airships, so a 6-hour flight by one of those is probably like a 30-minute plane trip

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 Год назад +35

      @@MisterNohbdy the planes at Sunshine airport seem to be regular planes.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Год назад +5

      Which is kind of bullshit as the continent where the Mushroom Kingdom exists is quite small, as you can see on Mario Odyssey's globe.

    • @haroeneissa790
      @haroeneissa790 Год назад +20

      @@Dexuz Maybe the planet is much bigger than earth. We don't get anything as a reference for scale and we don't know how long it takes for mario to travel between the Kingdoms.

    • @Dexuz
      @Dexuz Год назад +1

      @@haroeneissa790
      That's a possibility although the planet would have to be very big, and big rocky planets cannot exist as they would collapse into gaseous planets.

  • @PenelopeStoneVT
    @PenelopeStoneVT Год назад +510

    How did Thwomp's Ruins get that high a score after almost dying several times? lol

    • @taida8511
      @taida8511 Год назад +137

      The very reason why I went to look at the comments. Especially right after Sweet Sweet Canyon got a lot less points, despite Thwomp Ruins having all the things that made SSC dangerous, and in addition to that, it's own dangers too. I'm starting to doubt how safe it is to have someone like j0rts judge the safety of tracks...

  • @amesstarline5482
    @amesstarline5482 Год назад +68

    The helmeted look of Miis really sells the Safety Inspector vibes, that and being in a realistic car.

  • @the-inatorinator
    @the-inatorinator Год назад +171

    Yes I want to see this for the DLC, it was hilarious. The concept is already funny, but what put it over the edge was your role as the safety inspector instead of a random youtuber talking about safety

  • @LocalGhostSoru
    @LocalGhostSoru Год назад +132

    I appreciate that the antigravity isn't counted as danger, as it's safe enough to stop upside down without any problem

    • @sinteleon
      @sinteleon Год назад +26

      As long as there are proper guardrails keeping you on the anti-grav.

  • @nikk-named
    @nikk-named Год назад +239

    It took me to Toad Harbor to realise that it wasn't a rating of how dangerous the track is, but how safe it is.
    Now everything makes a lot more sense.

    • @axisred2301
      @axisred2301 Год назад +58

      Baby Park danger level: 9.9/10

    • @Vanta526
      @Vanta526 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@axisred2301 XDD

  • @GTCMoxxie
    @GTCMoxxie Год назад +379

    jorts never fails to do the thing where you do the thing to find out how to do the thing

    • @j0rts
      @j0rts  Год назад +85

      That’s a great description of my channel

    • @B3313fan
      @B3313fan Год назад +16

      Facts

    • @linkfan0542
      @linkfan0542 Год назад

      *j0rts

  • @everest5718
    @everest5718 Год назад +101

    Extra note with every underwater track: In this game you can play as Inklings! Who are well known to be unable to swim or be submerged in water >:( this means they are even less safe as any unsuspecting inkling could be splatted!!

    • @Drizzilenotreal
      @Drizzilenotreal 8 месяцев назад +12

      actually, if we assume this isnt salt water, theyre fine!

    • @mikeb5415
      @mikeb5415 5 месяцев назад

      There probably fine , they don’t dissolve , so it’s fine

  • @tiannaroberts6153
    @tiannaroberts6153 Год назад +63

    I disagree with giving water park a lower score due to you not being able to breathe underwater. This park was obviously made for a different sort of creature with different needs, saying that their park is bad because it has alot of places for fish-pigs to breathe is biased. If you are going off this standard, then Mario Kart Stadium should get a much lower score because it doesn't have anywhere for fish-pigs to breathe and is extremely hazardous to them. Especially when you consider the Water Park was ruled more dangerous than Thwomp Ruins which has multiple things in it that could crush and instantly kill you.

    • @nicholasstanton9575
      @nicholasstanton9575 3 месяца назад

      Bro turned into a nerd (sort of)

    • @ShrekNumberOneEnjoyer
      @ShrekNumberOneEnjoyer 2 месяца назад +1

      You can see the Fish Pigs breathing without water. The very fact that the Amusement Park is located directly on a Race Track is a hazard in itself.

    • @JoJoSiwaPhobic
      @JoJoSiwaPhobic Месяц назад

      @@nicholasstanton9575he didn’t, if being a nerd is having a opinion then I’m a nerd I guess.

  • @CK_123
    @CK_123 Год назад +105

    You know, I had no idea that slowly running into hazards didn’t actually stun you, neat

  • @bruh_dah_
    @bruh_dah_ Год назад +68

    I remember in Mario Kart 7 when i was a kid i use to hold my breath when i enter any underwater sections for as long as i lasted racing there, Wario's Shipyard was a killer for me

  • @commander-fox-q7573
    @commander-fox-q7573 9 месяцев назад +3

    19:32 has gotta be one of the best lines I’ve heard in a while. Nice to see so many safety enthusiasts out there!

  • @alyssalong7913
    @alyssalong7913 Год назад +80

    Please do more once wave 6 is out! This was so fun to watch!

  • @ethancheng6734
    @ethancheng6734 Год назад +116

    On Toad’s Turnpike there are signs that say “no limits”. Very safe indeed.

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle Год назад +136

    Im starting think your safety officer certification isn’t legitimate…..

    • @LotoTheHero
      @LotoTheHero Год назад +16

      No way! Seems totally legit!

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj 11 месяцев назад +2

      In the Mushroom Kingdom you don't need certification.

    • @TheManofBrisk
      @TheManofBrisk 8 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@LotoTheHeroDude said a desert track with a quicksand pit and giant spiky caterpillars is safer than a country road with a mole problem. The inconsistency in the rating criteria actually bothers me.

    • @CucuiKingGanondorf
      @CucuiKingGanondorf 2 месяца назад

      @@TheManofBriskOCD? I’m all too familiar with it, so I’m just curious.

    • @beyondview
      @beyondview 18 дней назад

      ​@@TheManofBrisksame I was just wondering how did he base his rating calculations

  • @javagirl98
    @javagirl98 Год назад +67

    This is the most anyone has ever used the “reverse” button in this game.

    • @angelogaray8019
      @angelogaray8019 9 месяцев назад +4

      Me on 200cc:

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 3 месяца назад +2

      I dunno, bagging and reversing at the start line is a very popular strategy on certain tracks in online play.

  • @PhoenixAce64
    @PhoenixAce64 Год назад +101

    When jorts uploads you know it’s gonna be a good time.

  • @Jeetaruey
    @Jeetaruey Год назад +29

    There is actually 4 Animal Crossing tracks. There is one for each season and you only inspected the summer one. Which one you get is randomly generated, so you will have to try a few times to get the rest.

    • @TheManofBrisk
      @TheManofBrisk 8 месяцев назад +7

      Actually while you're selecting Animal Crossing, you can hold down R, L, ZR, or ZL to choose which season you want to race in. Each button corresponds to a different season, I don't remember which one is what.

  • @therawkhawk64
    @therawkhawk64 Год назад +22

    I loved this one. A j0rts video never fails to entertain. In addition to the DLC for Mario Kart 8 DX, I'd love to see you give the bois over at CTR a safety check.

  • @eusier9403
    @eusier9403 Год назад +27

    This is like how fast can you touch death but Mario Kart version

  • @TheRandom000
    @TheRandom000 Год назад +11

    My man rated an amusement park 4 points higher than just a normal town

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 Год назад +13

    1:40
    You forgot the fact that if you drive into water at high speed it's almost like driving into concrete. The deceleration on impact will be immensely unsafe.
    Also if you're in a vehicle with just your head poking above the body of the car the car's gonna wanna keep going and your head aint.
    Whiplash go brbrrrr.

  • @BobTheAnimeDude
    @BobTheAnimeDude Год назад +7

    I never noticed how demonic the snowman on sherbet land looks lmao

  • @MasterLagoz
    @MasterLagoz Год назад +12

    This is what they mean with the saying "cutting corners," so many corners without safety railings just to save on money!

  • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
    @3possumsinatrenchcoat Год назад +23

    important question: how quickly can you become cool in every Mario Game? (touch ice)

  • @cyberknightgaming2094
    @cyberknightgaming2094 Год назад +23

    your "how fast can you _________ in every __________ game?" series is what made you take off and i like that but IMO these kinds of vids are better

  • @ericrautio7451
    @ericrautio7451 Год назад +10

    I'd say most of the antigravity sections, particularly the ones that go fully sideways or upside down, would DEFINITELY count against the safety rating since there's no obvious safety precautions in place for if the mechanism causing the antigravity effect malfunctions

    • @AnonymOus-ss9jj
      @AnonymOus-ss9jj 11 месяцев назад +3

      I don't think he's there to rate the safety of the anti-gravity, and probably assumes that somebody else will do it. (Nobody will.)

  • @boshman11
    @boshman11 Год назад +9

    How did Thwomp ruins end up with that high a score with crushing boulders, edges that lead to a free fall, a jump into a possible underwater segment and one jump down a giant flight of stairs across a chasm?
    I was pretty surprised to see it fare better than Waterpark

  • @yoshidababies4222
    @yoshidababies4222 9 месяцев назад +4

    Never noticed the subway map or airport departures screen! Thank you for helping me see new details!

  • @Lukingordex
    @Lukingordex 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dry Dry Desert: has a giant quick sand spot on the middle of the road that would suck and suffocate any living being with no warnings whatsoever.
    J0rts: "This gotta be one of the safest deserts out there"

  • @arthurlaurencon1697
    @arthurlaurencon1697 Год назад +7

    Jeez this is exactly the type of content I crave. Not a Nintendo game but I'd love to see someone rank the Dark Souls 1 bonfires by how comfy they are.

  • @reaganmonkey8
    @reaganmonkey8 Год назад +5

    In NeoBowser City, it is always raining, which decreases friction and makes guardrails even more important.

  • @TheWeirdcoreMan
    @TheWeirdcoreMan Год назад +7

    Such a generous lad, risking his own life to keep us safe. Definitely much appreciated 🗿

  • @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo
    @HmmmmmLemmeThinkNo Год назад +4

    I loved this!! I also love that first and last were predictable, but nothing else was c:

  • @Goatman_Gamer
    @Goatman_Gamer Год назад +5

    A drome is a place for running or racing. And agreed, I thought it was electro dome at first too.

  • @notshockwavedemon7543
    @notshockwavedemon7543 Год назад +15

    Rainbow Road being the most dangerous track is what I expected. Good

  • @mattm7220
    @mattm7220 Год назад +7

    Wait... *THAT'S* how to get up to that ledge in Bone Dry Dunes!? By purposely running into the *obvious stage hazard* that in any other course would destroy you instantly? 🤯

  • @oddishsmile7368
    @oddishsmile7368 11 месяцев назад +2

    As someone who lives near cows moo moo meadows is way safer than the real thing. You haven't lived until you've turned a blind corner and there's a cow sleeping in the road that you have to wait for.

  • @DaShikuXI
    @DaShikuXI Год назад +9

    I appreciate how you managed to make a character that does in fact just scream safety inspector.

  • @DanielSanGMR
    @DanielSanGMR Год назад +2

    Return of the King

  • @ninjaydes
    @ninjaydes Год назад +3

    As someone who enjoys Mario Kart, I think sharp corners are the worst safety infraction... but this video and its literal sense safety standards brought a smile to my face. Thank you.

  • @Kesune5
    @Kesune5 Год назад +11

    That was fun and an interesting view through the tracks. Please do it with the DLC courses as well. =)

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu Год назад

      Gotta wait for them all first

    • @adora_was_taken
      @adora_was_taken Год назад

      @@spicybeantofu they are here. i expect to hear some words about wii rainbow road.

  • @just_ur_local_idiot
    @just_ur_local_idiot Год назад +4

    I love how Mario kart puts ur character's life in danger, it adds to the thrill!

  • @Sly88Frye
    @Sly88Frye Год назад +1

    Okay wow! Now I wish you would just do this for all the Mario Kart games because this actually is a surprisingly brilliant and funny idea. It was a lot of fun to watch and listen to your commentary

  • @penscribbles
    @penscribbles Год назад +6

    finally, the safety inspector showed up. we've been waiting for you for a decade!

  • @ErickTurdan
    @ErickTurdan Год назад +1

    "I dont know why there'd be CHOCOLATE ON BUBBLEGUM" 😂😂😂

  • @manupm9161
    @manupm9161 Год назад +6

    3:35 how the hell is sweet sweet mountain less safe than Thwomp ruins?

  • @stanzacosmi
    @stanzacosmi Год назад +2

    22:41 Fun fact. In the original, waluigi was actually so tall he could get hit by that. Meaning they actually took safety into consideration and adjusted the ride for its antigrav appearance

  • @ragnell27
    @ragnell27 Год назад +4

    J0rts is always asking the important questions.

  • @Th4tC4t
    @Th4tC4t Год назад +1

    9:35 you have now commited vehicular coppaslaughter

  • @semaJCh
    @semaJCh Год назад +4

    This knowledge will keep me much more secure 🚗

  • @eclipsicalbluestocking1182
    @eclipsicalbluestocking1182 10 месяцев назад +1

    There's something really cute and wholesome about that safety inspector Mii and his slow driving

  • @bingusbongus9807
    @bingusbongus9807 Год назад +5

    you failed to account for the employed lakatus that save you from any falling hazards, still more dangerous then railings(although since this removes the possibility for a crash into the railings it could be safer) since the lakatus could fail it is still a great attempt to reduce the hazards of these unsafe environments and should have been considered

  • @konekoray9323
    @konekoray9323 Год назад +1

    Giving Baby Park a 9.9 safety rating like it’s not a veritable slaughter ground for infants in any context other than hot lapping.

  • @epp678
    @epp678 Год назад +12

    Mushroom Cup
    Mario Kart Stadium: 8.3/10
    Water Park: 5.2/10
    Sweet Sweet Canyon: 4.9/10
    Thwomp Ruins: 5.7/10
    Flower Cup
    Mario Circuit: 8.1/10
    Toad Harbor: 8/10
    Twisted Mansion: 4.8/10
    Shy Guy Falls: 5.3/10
    Star Cup
    Sunshine Airport: 6.6/10
    Dolphin Shoals: 4.2/10
    Electrodrome: 7.1/10
    Mount Wario: 5/10
    Special Cup
    Cloudtop Cruise: 4.9/10
    Bone Dry Dunes: 6.3/10
    Bowser’s Castle: 2.1/10
    Rainbow Road: 1.9/10
    Shell Cup
    Moo Moo Meadows: 8.5/10
    Mario Circuit (GBA): 8.1/10
    Cheep Cheep Beach: 7.7/10
    Toad’s Turnpike: 8.2/10
    Banana Cup
    Dry Dry Desert: 7.3/10
    Donut Plains 3: 6.9/10
    Royal Raceway: 8.3/10
    DK Jungle: 4.3/10
    Leaf Cup
    Wario Stadium: 4.5/10
    Sherbert Land: 6.8/10
    Music Park: 5.7/10
    Yoshi Valley: 6.1/10
    Lightning Cup
    Tick-Tock Clock: 6.4/10
    Piranha Plant Slide: 3.7/10
    Grumble Volcano: 2.3/10
    Rainbow Road (N64): 4.8/10
    Egg Cup
    Yoshi Circuit: 8.4/10
    Excitebike Arena: 9.2/10
    Dragon Driftway: 7.9/10
    Mute City: 5.1/10
    Tri-Force Cup
    Wario’s Gold Mine: 5.4/10
    Rainbow Road (SNES): 4.9/10
    Ice Ice Outpost: 8.6/10
    Hyrule Circuit: 7/10
    Crossing Cup
    Baby Park: 9.9/10
    Cheese Land: 6/10
    Wild Woods: 6.2/10
    Animal Crossing: 8.2/10
    Bell Cup
    Neo Bowser City: 5.9/10
    Ribbon Road: 6.1/10
    Super-Bell Subway: 6.2/10
    Big Blue: 4.7/10

  • @doodlebug47
    @doodlebug47 Год назад +2

    "Looks like we got a classic case of THERE'S LAVA EVERYWHERE."

  • @RainShinotsu
    @RainShinotsu Год назад +3

    Thank you for the inspection, but I'm gonna need a breakdown on these scores. Some of them felt way underrated

  • @inesnobre2703
    @inesnobre2703 Год назад +1

    9:34 YOU MANIAC! YOU KILLED ME BOI!

  • @comehaveabageltv
    @comehaveabageltv Год назад +3

    I want the checklist on some of these deductions. Toad's Turnpike got hosed on the safety rating.

  • @systemverilog4727
    @systemverilog4727 2 месяца назад +1

    According to that subway map, rainbow road is located somewhere between Baby Park and cheese land.
    Needless to say, after reading that map, _I have some questions_ about the layout of this subway system.

  • @LotoTheHero
    @LotoTheHero Год назад +5

    I really appreciate your attention to safety. I hope you've spoken to the Mario Kart officials so that they can be made aware of these oversights and have them looked into.

  • @LeamonPuppy
    @LeamonPuppy Год назад +2

    The Canadian accent was wild

  • @QMADDEN
    @QMADDEN Год назад +5

    You should do how safe are the smash bros levels

  • @INTScar
    @INTScar Год назад +2

    after wave 6 comes out can you do one of these for the dlc tracks? oh im edititing this after finishing and you said this at the end lol

  • @TheBreadPirate
    @TheBreadPirate Год назад +3

    SMH... Road workers have no respect for safety these days.

  • @juliagiles1547
    @juliagiles1547 Год назад +1

    j0rts: I’m not sure what chocolate is doing on ~bubblegum~ here
    me, with a rage i didn’t know I had: *ITS TAFFY*

    • @MisterNohbdy
      @MisterNohbdy Год назад +1

      see, it's nice when videos like this can teach us new things about ourselves

  • @ChuckTP1
    @ChuckTP1 9 месяцев назад +5

    here from sambucha newest video

  • @pippyquark
    @pippyquark Месяц назад +2

    22:45 why am i not surprised...

  • @alexcat7034
    @alexcat7034 Год назад +3

    j0rts upload :)

  • @AceJackWagon885
    @AceJackWagon885 Год назад +2

    I thought this was gonna be a ranking video based on how dangerous the tracks are in MARIOKART, not REAL LIFE.

  • @Pumpernikkle
    @Pumpernikkle Год назад +4

    j0rts I need to complete my driver’s ed to get my permit for high school, could you be my driving instructor pls

  • @izzyme989
    @izzyme989 Год назад +1

    This video was truly amazing. I laughed, I cried, and, surprisingly, I felt safe. I am ready to go on only the safest tracks going a safe, manageable speed.

  • @CasuallyShadow
    @CasuallyShadow Год назад +3

    Some of these feel like IGN review, you're like "Wow, sounds absolutely horrible" and then he gives them better scores than the ones you were kinda okay with, great video though!

  • @kingboo4518
    @kingboo4518 Год назад +2

    This is what the moo cow community post was about. Neat. Didn't expect that.

  • @MichaelGaming-bu4cl
    @MichaelGaming-bu4cl Год назад +4

    🦆

  • @ShinyMew76
    @ShinyMew76 Год назад +1

    I definitely want to see this for the DLC tracks! I loved this video!

  • @Man-tini
    @Man-tini Год назад +1

    “Believe it or not I am NOT a fish-pig.”

  • @MudrasofEarth
    @MudrasofEarth Год назад

    Bro i love you :') the thumbnail already killed me

  • @coralinefoster7831
    @coralinefoster7831 10 месяцев назад +1

    i was gonna leave a comment about how a lot of these rankings don’t make sense in comparison to eachother but then i realized it’s literally a mario kart video and it’s almost 1am

  • @thechaineofdeadpool
    @thechaineofdeadpool Год назад +1

    So, I would love to see a video like this for the DLC tracks but, also, why not doing this for other entries on the series (tho, the ones from "DS" onwards because I don't think there would be a lot to say about the first games, safety-wise)? The concept is very funny and it would be very great to see more of it!

  • @wafity
    @wafity Год назад +2

    Hill climb racing is even more dangerous!

  • @RadioSPD
    @RadioSPD Год назад +1

    i love watching some guy rank mario kart tracks on how safe they are at 4 am 💪💪💪💪

  • @XenyxYT
    @XenyxYT Год назад +1

    Now, Wario’s name is Wario Danger Wario, which is his canonical last name

  • @BlueBoiYT
    @BlueBoiYT 10 месяцев назад +1

    That “yellow” liquid is honey my friend

  • @purehyper124
    @purehyper124 3 месяца назад +1

    20:14 Time is just the past or futural but same dimension, space is dimension with relative. Time and space is going to a different dimension and time. This to say it is very rare to be both space and time.

  • @dili3713
    @dili3713 Год назад +2

    I love how he sounds like a real inspecter😂

  • @CheesyLizzy
    @CheesyLizzy Год назад

    This was a really fun video to watch, thanks for making it, I really like your sense of humor ^^
    This feels like if Elliot from Milo Murphy's Law reviewed Mario Kart

  • @vandralha
    @vandralha 23 дня назад

    the fact that even being in outer space can still net a track 20% of the marks is actually wild, i’m terrified what a 0.3/10 would look like

  • @aquawrld
    @aquawrld Год назад +1

    I’ve never thought about how unsafe Mario kart tracks are, I’ll remember this next time I get on Mario kart!

  • @Monkeymario.
    @Monkeymario. 5 месяцев назад +2

    10:21 lack of oxygen