Though in the case of Singapore, it's likely the roads were sectioned off for the race specifically so that's not an issue. (Similarly to how roads are sectioned off for f1 races)
I truly admire j0rts's commitment to the safety officer craft, truly an inspiration. If only more safety officers adhered to j0rts's example by driving headlong into any and all dangers to prove how dangerous the roads are. He truly is an exemplar of his craft.
As a Canadian, I can confirm the Vancouver track is pretty accurate. They drive through figure skating rinks all the time. The only inaccuracy is that they didn't hang any cars under the bridges.
Thank you for pointing out all of the safety hazards on these tracks. Going forward I will only play tracks with a 9 rating and above to make sure I am as safe as possible.
As a Londoner, can confirm I have to dodge a Chain Chomp during my morning commute. It’s still more enjoyable than the Central line rush hour stampede. 10/10 accuracy from Nintendo. Hope this helps ☺️!
Avanti is Italian for “forward” or “ahead” or something along those lines. Also the Rome Avanti Chain Chomps *will* attack you, just only if you’re moving fast
As a biomedicine major, I would like to point out the dangerousness of the Sqeaky Clean Sprint driving through a fiiiiilthy sewer pipe, you will get sick and die from that.
i feel that the princess' garden course may need a second look. reviewing these courses as you do, may have hidden the fact that her course redirects you back into oncoming traffic against your fellow racers. a significant safety hazard, easily overlooked when you are the only racer on the track.
This may be a bit controversial, but as it name says, Waluigi Stadium is a stadium, so it is prepared to do this sort of jumps and stunts, so, in fact, Waluigi Stadium is one of the safest roads😂
I just thought of something, since you covered all mario kart 8 stages maybe you can rank all mario oddyssey kingdoms by safety? I think that could be fun
As an Australian I can confirm that we must jump over water to reach the road, the drop bears managed to tear down many bridges and roads forcing us to have to jump over water to travel (I recon the tourists forgot their Vegemite behind the ears) Yes we do ride kangaroos
I think we all owe j0rts a huge round of applause for doing his utmost best to keep us safe. I now know that I shouldn’t take my car underwater, on a ship, or in outer space. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
In Rosalina's Ice World, those are stalactites. You can differentiate them from stalagmites if you remember that stalactites are holding on TIGHT to the ceiling, and stalagmites are MIGHTY structures coming from the ground.
As someone who lives in Vancouver… we do get dangerous bridges, dangerously fly towards color coordinated buildings, get cult vibes when we drive through an ice rink so pretty accurate
australian here! we do this all the time, don't even worry 🥰 I once performed in the opera house and there were in fact cars flying through the whole time. everyone was totally safe, it's pretty standard
I absolutely LOVE THIS. This is such a ridiculous concept and an absolutely beautiful out of the box idea. Super entertaining. You've covered Zelda and Mario content..... I'd love to see some Donkey Kong Country. Maybe fastest animal mount?
I would love more weird ranking videos! I also recommend the channel @Any_Austin too! He has a series taking employment surveys in various video game towns (more entertaining than it sounds) and also inspecting/ranking Skyrim's restaurants, among other unusual video game content.
@@ShiroiSenritsu thanks I'll check it out. Sounds interesting! I love out the box stuff like that. I love ai things as well. Patrick Star ai "Because I got High" is FUCKING HILARIOUS. I suggest checking it out. The song canonically fits his character to a "T" as well!
J0rts, you are a lifesaver, i was recently thinking of going to rainbow road for a vacation but now that i've seen this, i will surely go to daisy circuit instead, Thanks!
Coconut Mall is slightly more dangerous in online races. The cars don't move in time trials, because that's how they were on release, but Nintendo updated the track so that the cars move (because people complained about the cars not moving I'd assume) and make reckless donuts that take up a lot of space. Its rating might be affected by that. The cars weren't changed in TTs so that they wouldn't have to clear the leaderboard or anything like that, also an assumption by me
It's said King Theseus had the Athens course commissioned to take his new chariot for joyrides. Tragically, the chariot kept getting blown up by Hades's kid, who spammed the Water dash around it, and so Theseus never got to take his chariot to Mario Kart.
just want to say, some track change each lap, for example, toad circuit gets a glider ramp added in 2nd and 3rd lap, so, you will need to cou't those in too.
My headcanon is that the Toads who were responsible for building the racetrack didn't know how to take care of grass, so they just used green concrete. Driving on it still slows you down because it was a late addition so it hasn't fully dried. Thoughts?
Hey j0rts! That video was great, but I would like to point out a flaw that wasn’t mentioned. On Rosalina’s Ice World, you forgot to take into account that it took place in outer space. Just thought I would let you mkow
I mean, it does take place on a different planet, but there are trees on it, so the planet seems to have an atmosphere, suffocation shouldn't be a problem.
Australian here - you're right about that 'driving through buildings' thing, that's highly unusual! In the interests of safety, we make sure to dismount our kangaroos whenever we enter an indoor zone, unless there is a specifically marked hopping area. Even then, if we're in a mixed zone, maximum speed is 10km/h and it's double demerits for any offenses. Glad I can help clear up some confusion! :3
I think Koopa Cape used to be Safer too, but they renovated the tunnel to have no roof. You still drove in potentially electrified water but there was minimal risk of drowning
great job for that! I will now be able to pick tracks which have LOADS of safety precautions unlike waligi pinball where there are 2 strange barriers that give you a controlled shock near the end of the track (FNAF reference), giant meatal balls that will destroy anything in its path, random jump boots and at the start a EPILEPSISY FUNHOUSE
Can’t believe j0rts doesn’t know about the Vancouver bats. Those things are legendary for what they do to poor drivers who come across them. Should be a lower score as those things are evil
If it helps, Stalactites grow from the roof of the cave and then Stalagmites form on the bottom, I always think of the M looking like spikes on the floor to remember it. Great vid man!
24:20 come on, it's rosalina. she lives in SPACE. places that are beautiful, albeit cold, barren, and really dangerous (especially to drive in) are where she THRIVES.
australian here, driving thru buildings is completely normal here, it happens all the time! we even do grand prixs in our shopping centres so theres no need to worry :3
The fact that it’s easily missed shouldn’t change the overall ranking, but I would like to point out the part on daisy circuit that propels you through an extremely narrow staircase and into a glider over the road
@@spicywaffle_ There aren’t enough in tour to sustain another 48, new tracks require effort which MK8 devs don’t do in making new tracks (no those three nitros don’t count thank tour), and let this game die.
Stalagtite - Stalagtites cling tightly to the ceiling, stalagmites are the other ones that grow out of the ground. (Other mnemonics are available, there are enough out there that you can basically pick whichever works for you) Now that you've evaluated the safety of all Mario Kart race tracks, maybe evaluate the safety of Pokémon gyms, considering those are basically walk-in theme park attractions aimed at 10-year-olds, the safety of them feels super important.
@@PriffyViole Hm. Not sure if being shot face first into a wall from a canon or crossing rivers of molten magma (as per the dragon gym in Johto) would be less safe. Either judging it generally or by theme park regulations.
@@PriffyVioleSkyla's cannons and Clair's lava pits are up there. Then there's stuff you have to do to face the leaders, like Jasmine's lighthouse that at one point includes a drop of at least 30 feet onto hard concrete, or Grusha's downhill race.
2:48 since a few updates ago, and specifically in the Grand Prix and VS modes, the drivers now WILDLY drive across the parking lot, doing sudden spins and lunges with their cars, I think this deserves at least a 0.5 point reduction
in french version ,it's called Roma romantica too! I visited Italia very often and when I visited Roma and the coliseum I was amazed by how beautiful it was!!
I was hoping you'd bring up the fact that if you fall off the track on Rainbow Road Wii, you plummet towards Earth and actually begin to burn up on re-entry.
For those who wanna know for the ice cave course that Rosalina has, it's Stalactites that are from the top of the cave and Stalagmites on the bottom. Think t for tites and top and mites and bottom have M's.
An argument I would like to make- as seen in both Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Odyssey, there is indeed air in space in the Super Mario universe. I don't know how, but there is, at least in certain locations, of which Rainbow Road is certainly included. This goes for Wii U Rainbow Road as well.
im offended by how high up waluigi pinball is. if im not mistaken a pinball will occasionally follow you down the upper half of the track. i guess most of it IS guarded by rails
i feel like the harshness with which london loop was rated was unwarranted given the only listed demerits were someone's dog getting off its leash and the inspector himself failing to obey traffic law
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Where my safety enthusiasts at?
Right here!
Everywhere
Here 😐
Well u safety tested it all and I feel safe but what about smash courses or Pokémon gyms
Here!
"Maybe it's not so safe here" Yeah honestly that describes London quite well
In the interests of safety I must point out that in Tokyo, Sydney, London, Bangkok, and Singapore, you were driving on the wrong side of the road
Though in the case of Singapore, it's likely the roads were sectioned off for the race specifically so that's not an issue. (Similarly to how roads are sectioned off for f1 races)
No they’re wrong
What about Germany and ampsterdam
Very very good safty point alway drive on the correct side of the road
@@justincecilThey drive on the right side of the road like America and France
j0rts, the only man who can give 3DS' Rainbow Road a 1/10 and everyone is cool with it
That's because he is right
@bronzebeez9963 that's it
And the only man who can give Toad Circuit a 9/10
@@bronzebeez9963only right in the safety sense right?
@@doggo7721 yes
I truly admire j0rts's commitment to the safety officer craft, truly an inspiration. If only more safety officers adhered to j0rts's example by driving headlong into any and all dangers to prove how dangerous the roads are. He truly is an exemplar of his craft.
I appreciate j0rts' determination to get eaten by every single piranha plant
It’s a tough job but someone’s got to do it
@@j0rtsYou missed one in piranha plant cove!
@@j0rts"how fast can you get eaten by a piranha plant in every..."
It's for science!
Also jorts kinda died in bowser castle 3
As a Canadian, I can confirm the Vancouver track is pretty accurate. They drive through figure skating rinks all the time. The only inaccuracy is that they didn't hang any cars under the bridges.
As another Canadian I testify to this statement
As another Canadian I also testify
As someone who hasn’t been there since pre-pandemic 2020 (and another Canadian), I can also testify.
As a Canadian I contend there wasn’t enough of a riot in and around the hockey rink but I guess they gotta keep that ESRB rating
@@tracychallice1099 Lol
Thank you for pointing out all of the safety hazards on these tracks. Going forward I will only play tracks with a 9 rating and above to make sure I am as safe as possible.
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@@echoingoutofexistence4222 Nuh uh
@@echoingoutofexistence4222are you sure about that
@@echoingoutofexistence4222I don't think you know what that word means.
@echoingoutofexistence4222 yea its a funny genaric coment not a bot its relavent and eavrything
7:22 As an American who has never been to Australia, I can confirm that Austrialia is FILLED with jumps over water out of buildings
Lmao paid healthcare moment.
This has gotta be one of the best responses I’ve ever seen
@@LegendofLink5204 Thanks.
Who Dey🥸‼️‼️
As an Australian I can confirm
As a Londoner, can confirm I have to dodge a Chain Chomp during my morning commute. It’s still more enjoyable than the Central line rush hour stampede. 10/10 accuracy from Nintendo. Hope this helps ☺️!
😂
23:49 I’m not sure that’s quite the word you were looking for…
So people in Madrid don't crap out safety signs?!
I think he meant "defacement" lol
@@Chubby_BubI think it's desecration
@@Chubby_Bubmy first thought was he meant “deprecation”
defamation is probably what his brain was going for but it was so close!
Avanti is Italian for “forward” or “ahead” or something along those lines.
Also the Rome Avanti Chain Chomps *will* attack you, just only if you’re moving fast
Their speed bumps
@@qykolas which means they're a safety feature, not a safety concern
So the chain chomps are speeding officers?
As a biomedicine major, I would like to point out the dangerousness of the Sqeaky Clean Sprint driving through a fiiiiilthy sewer pipe, you will get sick and die from that.
i feel that the princess' garden course may need a second look. reviewing these courses as you do, may have hidden the fact that her course redirects you back into oncoming traffic against your fellow racers. a significant safety hazard, easily overlooked when you are the only racer on the track.
Same goes for Paris promenade!!
Rome Avanti
Same for Paris, Rome, Amsterdam, and maybe some more that I’m forgetting
This may be a bit controversial, but as it name says, Waluigi Stadium is a stadium, so it is prepared to do this sort of jumps and stunts, so, in fact, Waluigi Stadium is one of the safest roads😂
Maybe for bikes, but not for cars
Maybe not for cars, but for bikes.
@@nicholasstanton9575Cars not for maybe, for but bikes
@@skipthefox4858maybe cars for bikes not but
Not but bikes, but for cars.
I just thought of something, since you covered all mario kart 8 stages maybe you can rank all mario oddyssey kingdoms by safety? I think that could be fun
Ooh!
Yeah! (Please like this comment)
@@cevatkokbudak6414 your comment or the one above
I did, @@cevatkokbudak6414
Mushroom Kingdom is probably going to be the safest one
I love how he is, in game, taking every turn sooo cautiously.
As an Australian I can confirm that we must jump over water to reach the road, the drop bears managed to tear down many bridges and roads forcing us to have to jump over water to travel (I recon the tourists forgot their Vegemite behind the ears)
Yes we do ride kangaroos
I think we all owe j0rts a huge round of applause for doing his utmost best to keep us safe. I now know that I shouldn’t take my car underwater, on a ship, or in outer space. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
In Rosalina's Ice World, those are stalactites. You can differentiate them from stalagmites if you remember that stalactites are holding on TIGHT to the ceiling, and stalagmites are MIGHTY structures coming from the ground.
As someone who lives in Vancouver… we do get dangerous bridges, dangerously fly towards color coordinated buildings, get cult vibes when we drive through an ice rink so pretty accurate
australian here! we do this all the time, don't even worry 🥰 I once performed in the opera house and there were in fact cars flying through the whole time. everyone was totally safe, it's pretty standard
I absolutely LOVE THIS. This is such a ridiculous concept and an absolutely beautiful out of the box idea. Super entertaining.
You've covered Zelda and Mario content..... I'd love to see some Donkey Kong Country. Maybe fastest animal mount?
I would love more weird ranking videos!
I also recommend the channel @Any_Austin too! He has a series taking employment surveys in various video game towns (more entertaining than it sounds) and also inspecting/ranking Skyrim's restaurants, among other unusual video game content.
@@ShiroiSenritsu thanks I'll check it out. Sounds interesting! I love out the box stuff like that. I love ai things as well. Patrick Star ai "Because I got High" is FUCKING HILARIOUS. I suggest checking it out. The song canonically fits his character to a "T" as well!
13:12 as a dutch person i can say that that score is quite accurate to the actual city
Can we all just appreciate how the safety inspector never disappoints with his safety-ness.
I like how the more dangerous corses tend to be ranked the better ones.
Aside from coconut mall and waluigi pinball but yeah
J0rts, you are a lifesaver, i was recently thinking of going to rainbow road for a vacation but now that i've seen this, i will surely go to daisy circuit instead, Thanks!
15:19 transitioned perfectly between the explosion and an ad for a match 3 game involving an explosion.
Can we just appreciate how safety inspector always gets bitten by the piranha plants so we don’t have to ❤️
14:06 you cannot forget the halfpipes, and how, if you're not careful, you can fly off.
Coconut Mall is slightly more dangerous in online races. The cars don't move in time trials, because that's how they were on release, but Nintendo updated the track so that the cars move (because people complained about the cars not moving I'd assume) and make reckless donuts that take up a lot of space. Its rating might be affected by that. The cars weren't changed in TTs so that they wouldn't have to clear the leaderboard or anything like that, also an assumption by me
Apparently he’s got a hatred for chain chomps. Maybe he should rank the species of chain chomps based on how safe they are next.
I like the part where you called the oil fields a construction site.
What about how he ridiculed the people of Madrid for defecating a stop sign?
It's said King Theseus had the Athens course commissioned to take his new chariot for joyrides.
Tragically, the chariot kept getting blown up by Hades's kid, who spammed the Water dash around it, and so Theseus never got to take his chariot to Mario Kart.
I love the splash dash, thanks Poseidon!
just want to say, some track change each lap, for example, toad circuit gets a glider ramp added in 2nd and 3rd lap, so, you will need to cou't those in too.
23:49 😂😂 that's....that's not the word but I can't stop imagining that action now
ikr
As some who has visted london many times, i can confirm it is very known very giant chain chomps, thank you for being so accurate :)
Im very happy someone took time out of there day to adress this matter i am so enthusiastic for saftey my son goes to school surrounded by bubble wrap
1:41 the most danger is the unrendered grass
My headcanon is that the Toads who were responsible for building the racetrack didn't know how to take care of grass, so they just used green concrete. Driving on it still slows you down because it was a late addition so it hasn't fully dried. Thoughts?
So who took care of the grass in Mario Kart 7 since the grass was much better there
womp womp
You are truly the safety hero we all need
20:35 In our defense, hockey is a pretty pucking big deal here in Canada.
Glad to see you take the safety of drivers very seriously.
"i always forget which one is which" easy way to remember, a stalagmite stands MIGHTILY, while a stalactite hangs TIGHTLY
In Australia it’s perfectly normal to drive through buildings and fly onto roads, love the accuracy of Sydney Sprint
Man at some point I got so good at understanding your point system, I was able to guess Athens and Daisy Cruiser scores perfectly
Hey j0rts! That video was great, but I would like to point out a flaw that wasn’t mentioned. On Rosalina’s Ice World, you forgot to take into account that it took place in outer space. Just thought I would let you mkow
I mean, it does take place on a different planet, but there are trees on it, so the planet seems to have an atmosphere, suffocation shouldn't be a problem.
@@agjakku that does make sense. Thanks for letting me know
23:49 My good sir. There is no poop on that sign. I believe the word you are looking for is defamation.
Australian here - you're right about that 'driving through buildings' thing, that's highly unusual! In the interests of safety, we make sure to dismount our kangaroos whenever we enter an indoor zone, unless there is a specifically marked hopping area. Even then, if we're in a mixed zone, maximum speed is 10km/h and it's double demerits for any offenses.
Glad I can help clear up some confusion! :3
When you said infraction I immediately thought of bumbles micfumbles but you have a great video and I enjoyed it a large amount
After discovering your channel you really inspired me to start a channel of my own! Thank you so much for making these awesome videos!
Since you've evaluated the safety of all the Mario Kart 8 tracks, would you be interested in doing the same to the CTR Nitro Fueled tracks?
The snowboarders were shocked at dk summit they just had a mask on so you couldn't tell
I'm genuinely surprised that OSHA hires a duck for this position, but he honestly seems to be doing a good job. I'm impressed.
I've combined both videos and made a list a top 10 for Safest and Most Dangerous tracks.
Safest
1. (tie) Baby Park (GCN) and Daisy Circuit (Wii) 9.9
3. Toad Circuit (3DS) 9.8
4. Mario Circuit 3 (SNES) 9.7
5. Excitebike Stadium (WiiU) 9.2
6. Moo Moo Meadows (Wii) 8.6
7. Ice Ice Outpost (WiiU) 8.5
8. Yoshi's Circuit (GCN) 8.4
9. (tie) Royal Raceway (N64), Mario Kart Stadium (WiiU), and Sunset Wilds (GBA) 8.3
Most Dangerous
1. Rainbow Road (3DS) 1.0
2. Rainbow Road (Wii) 1.8
3. Rainbow Road (WiiU) 1.9
4. (tie) Bowser Castle (WiiU) and Bowser Castle 3 (SNES) 2.1
6. DK Mountain (GCN) 2.2
7. Grumble Volcano (Wii) 2.3
8. Yoshi's Island (Switch) 2.4
9. Piranha Plant Cove (Tour) 2.5
10. Piranha Plant Slide (3DS) 3.7
I never knew I needed a video like this until I watched it, I’m now hooked on safety lmao 😂
now what would be funny would be if someone modded all the tracks to fit the safety guidelines
There aren't many people who can make me laugh just from the quality of their voice let alone the content of their words
7:08 as an Australian I can confirm that this track is very inaccurate, it’s meant to be upside down
Singapore does have those rooftop infinity pools, but they have pretty serious safety precautions.
Baby Park still holds the crown as most safe
Just for the heck of it, I took all your rankings from both videos and listed all 96 tracks below:
1: Baby Park (9.9)
1: Daisy Circuit (9.9)
3: Toad Circuit (9.8)
4: SNES Mario Circuit 3 (9.7)
5: Excitebike Arena (9.2)
6: Moo Moo Meadows (8.6)
7: Ice Ice Outpost (8.5)
8: Yoshi Circuit (8.4)
9: Mario Kart Stadium (8.3)
9: Royal Raceway (8.3)
9: Sunset Wilds (8.3)
12: GBA Mario Circuit (8.2)
13: Toad's Turnpike (8.2)
14: Mario Circuit (8.1)
14: Animal Crossing (8.1)
14: Sydney Sprint (8.1)
17: Toad Harbor (8.0)
17: Shroom Ridge (8.0)
19: Dragon Driftway (7.9)
19: Tokyo Blur (7.9)
21: Cheep Cheep Beach (7.7)
21: Rome Avanti (7.7)
23: Dry Dry Desert (7.3)
24: New York Minute (7.2)
25: Electrodrome (7.1)
25: Paris Promenade (7.1)
25: Los Angeles Laps (7.1)
28: Hyrule Circuit (7.0)
28: Berlin Byways (7.0)
30: Donut Plains 3 (6.9)
30: Riverside Park (6.9)
32: Sherbet Land (6.8)
32: Bangkok Rush (6.8)
34: Coconut Mall (6.7)
35: Sunshine Airport (6.6)
35: London Loop (6.6)
35: DS Mario Circuit (6.6)
38: Snow Land (6.5)
39: Tick-Tock Clock (6.4)
39: Merry Mountain (6.4)
41: Bone-Dry Dunes (6.3)
41: Waluigi Pinball (6.3)
43: Wild Woods (6.2)
43: Super Bell Subway (6.2)
45: Ribbon Road (6.1)
45: Yoshi Valley (6.1)
45: Sky Garden (6.1)
48: Cheese Land (6.0)
48: Singapore Speedway (6.0)
50: Neo Bowser City (5.9)
51: Peach Gardens (5.8)
52: Thwomp Ruins (5.7)
53: Music Park (5.7)
54: Daisy Cruiser (5.6)
55: Moonview Highway (5.5)
56: Wario's Gold Mine (5.4)
56: Kalimari Desert (5.4)
58: Mushroom Gorge (5.3)
58: Shy Guy Falls (5.3)
60: Water Park (5.2)
60: Maple Treeway (5.2)
60: Squeaky Clean Sprint (5.2)
63: Mute City (5.1)
63: Amsterdam Drift (5.1)
63: Vancouver Velocity (5.1)
66: Mount Wario (5.0)
66: Athens Dash (5.0)
68: Sweet Sweet Canyon (4.9)
68: Cloudtop Cruise (4.9)
68: SNES Rainbow Road (4.9)
68: Boo Lake (4.9)
68: Madrid Drive (4.9)
73: Twisted Mansion (4.8)
73: N64 Rainbow Road (4.8)
73: Choco Mountain (4.8)
73: DK Summit (4.8)
77: Big Blue (4.7)
77: Rock Rock Mountain (4.7)
79: Koopa Cape (4.6)
80: Wario Stadium (4.5)
81: Sky-High Sundae (4.4)
82: DK Jungle (4.3)
82: Waluigi Stadium (4.3)
82: Rosalina's Ice World (4.3)
85: Dolphin Shoals (4.2)
86: Ninja Hideaway (3.9)
87: Piranha Plant Slide (3.7)
88: Piranha Plant Cove (2.5)
89: Yoshi's Island (2.4)
90: Grumble Volcano (2.3)
91: DK Mountain (2.2)
92: Bowser's Castle (2.1)
92: SNES Bowser Castle 3 (2.1)
94: Rainbow Road (1.9)
95: Wii Rainbow Road (1.8)
96: 3DS Rainbow Road (1.0)
As a British person who has been to London multiple times I can confirm that sometimes we do let our chain chomps free.
I think Koopa Cape used to be Safer too, but they renovated the tunnel to have no roof. You still drove in potentially electrified water but there was minimal risk of drowning
great job for that! I will now be able to pick tracks which have LOADS of safety precautions unlike waligi pinball where there are 2 strange barriers that give you a controlled shock near the end of the track (FNAF reference), giant meatal balls that will destroy anything in its path, random jump boots and at the start a EPILEPSISY FUNHOUSE
As an Aussie I can confirm we all drive through buildings
Thank you for never failing to make videos I didn't know I needed :)
I HAD TO SEARCH FOR THIS AND NOW IM LATE BUT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK OL CHAP I AM UR BIGGEST FAN
Can’t believe j0rts doesn’t know about the Vancouver bats. Those things are legendary for what they do to poor drivers who come across them. Should be a lower score as those things are evil
There's something charminb about seeing him go through all these maps while avoiding boosts, tricks, and drifts
As an Australian, I can confirm driving into building and flying out of them to get to the road is the most normal thing we do.
12:41 Eventually, you would stop thinking.
If it helps, Stalactites grow from the roof of the cave and then Stalagmites form on the bottom, I always think of the M looking like spikes on the floor to remember it. Great vid man!
24:20 come on, it's rosalina. she lives in SPACE. places that are beautiful, albeit cold, barren, and really dangerous (especially to drive in) are where she THRIVES.
australian here, driving thru buildings is completely normal here, it happens all the time! we even do grand prixs in our shopping centres so theres no need to worry :3
j0rts: Don't drive through malls.
Me: haha, kid carts that look like cars go BRRRRRR.
Rainbow road is actually more dangerous because of the extreme temperatures not being taken into account.
Thank you for taking the job here, Mr. J0rts, your compensation can be expected soon.
The fact that it’s easily missed shouldn’t change the overall ranking, but I would like to point out the part on daisy circuit that propels you through an extremely narrow staircase and into a glider over the road
I love how he's always so calm in these videos
We need him to just finish it all of with battle mode courses
I wish they were releasing more courses, but the DLC is finished 😭😭💔
toad's factory needs justice ;-;
@@spicywaffle_ YES!
There’s 96 tracks. There’s barely enough retros remaining to last another 48 courses
@@polarbearfan they could always add the tour ones or hear me out, make new tracks
@@spicywaffle_ There aren’t enough in tour to sustain another 48, new tracks require effort which MK8 devs don’t do in making new tracks (no those three nitros don’t count thank tour), and let this game die.
Thank you for looking out for us racers! The world would be terrible without people like you
Stalagtite - Stalagtites cling tightly to the ceiling, stalagmites are the other ones that grow out of the ground. (Other mnemonics are available, there are enough out there that you can basically pick whichever works for you)
Now that you've evaluated the safety of all Mario Kart race tracks, maybe evaluate the safety of Pokémon gyms, considering those are basically walk-in theme park attractions aimed at 10-year-olds, the safety of them feels super important.
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I doubt any of them will be more unsafe than Skyla's cannon Gym, though I suppose the pinball game in Stow-on-Side might come close.
@@PriffyViole Hm. Not sure if being shot face first into a wall from a canon or crossing rivers of molten magma (as per the dragon gym in Johto) would be less safe. Either judging it generally or by theme park regulations.
@@PriffyVioleSkyla's cannons and Clair's lava pits are up there. Then there's stuff you have to do to face the leaders, like Jasmine's lighthouse that at one point includes a drop of at least 30 feet onto hard concrete, or Grusha's downhill race.
@@BJGvideos I honestly had no idea Johto was so unsafe.
Your commitment to this bit all the way through is phenomenal. (I mean... bit? What bit? Thank you for keeping us safe!)
Reminds me of the auditing videos by thejacksonfield (especially the comments about the lack of safety rails) and I love it 😂
2:48 since a few updates ago, and specifically in the Grand Prix and VS modes, the drivers now WILDLY drive across the parking lot, doing sudden spins and lunges with their cars, I think this deserves at least a 0.5 point reduction
Personally I hope you do other racing games and such too, this series is great
Avanti means forwards in Italian, idk. In the Italian version of the name it's called Roma romantica, which means romantic Rome
in french version ,it's called Roma romantica too! I visited Italia very often and when I visited Roma and the coliseum I was amazed by how beautiful it was!!
I was hoping you'd bring up the fact that if you fall off the track on Rainbow Road Wii, you plummet towards Earth and actually begin to burn up on re-entry.
I was like "didn't I already see this video" but I have no reading comprehension and didn't see the word "DLC"
This video is DLC to the other video
i love how he drives like normal person in this video and not like he is actually playing mario kart
For those who wanna know for the ice cave course that Rosalina has, it's Stalactites that are from the top of the cave and Stalagmites on the bottom. Think t for tites and top and mites and bottom have M's.
An argument I would like to make- as seen in both Super Mario Galaxy and Super Mario Odyssey, there is indeed air in space in the Super Mario universe. I don't know how, but there is, at least in certain locations, of which Rainbow Road is certainly included. This goes for Wii U Rainbow Road as well.
im offended by how high up waluigi pinball is. if im not mistaken a pinball will occasionally follow you down the upper half of the track. i guess most of it IS guarded by rails
“I appreciate how there’s a warning about boulders falling. I don’t appreciate that there are boulders falling” got me 💀
i feel like the harshness with which london loop was rated was unwarranted given the only listed demerits were someone's dog getting off its leash and the inspector himself failing to obey traffic law
As a Canadian, I can confirm Vancouver has color-coordinated buildings and a bat and ice rink cult problem.
Being an adult is getting off of a 10 hour shift then going home and watching someone apply OSHA violations to fictional locations. 😂
Its a good thing Mario Universe has such amazing health care, cuz... they're construction and safety leave a lot of room for improvement.
Oh I'm so excited for this!!! I was hoping you'd do a part 2 once all the tracks were out.
They all are out this is all of them
And sorry this is part two
More heroics, from the hero we need, but we don't deserve. You are an absolute asset, to all safety-conscious Karters, out there! 🎩