How fast can you touch a Moblin in every Zelda game?
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
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Moblins have been around since the very first Zelda, So let's go on an adventure to see how fast we can touch one in every Zelda game.
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Игры
This is a Skyward Sword video.
Noice
it says tears of the kingdom in the description
Hell yeah it is
How fast can you get master sword in every zelda pls
YEEEAAAAAAH!
How about “How fast can you touch an instrument”? Zelda games are full of instruments, and not all of them are collectibles.
Do instruments of torture count?
@@DoctorSpacebaris mayonnaise an instrument?
@@05bear22horseradish isnt a instrument either
That'd be great
“That’s why none of you have any experience.”
Ganondorf sitting behind a desk with a clip board.
"So tell me. Where did the bad link touch you?."
*hysterical sobbing* "ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE"
Moblins are just silly guys in BotW and TotK, I love them.
I think they look way better in those 2 games, they fun.
They're goofy but oddly threatening, I love em
0:58 “he did not come back by morning” jorts can make tragic death into a punch line
Didn’t die though.
@@voltron77 In the English version's credits, it showed that Link wished that his uncle "recovers", but I'm pretty sure that the original Japanese version made it more clear that his uncle actually died and got resurrected by the Triforce.
@@ShawnF6FHellcat Oh, makes sense.
I headcanon that the "Pig Warriors" from the Oracle games are actually the first Bokoblins in the Zelda series~
Makes sense to me! I always wondered who those weird guys were.
I always saw them as a different tribe of Moblins. After all, they also serve the Great Moblin (or Moblin King, as I used to call him).
Their called "Boarblins" in the Switch version of Link's Awakening.
funny thing is, bokoblins have not been portrayed as piggy until the Switch games, and even then it's really just the nose. whereas moriblins do seem to sway between dog, pig, or humanoid demon..
Ocarina had the coolest Moblins. I still remember turning the corner in that maze and seeing one of those things charging at me for the first time.
Definitely the most memorable I’d say, along with Wind Waker
Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game I played and I had no idea those things were called moblins until MUCH later because they are the only enemies you can't scan to get details on. I first learned about moblins in Wind Waker and found out that they'd been around since the first game and wondered why there weren't any in Ocarina of Time. It was years after that I found out those things near the Forest Temple are moblins.
THOSE BIG GUYS ARE MOBLINS!
5 hours 10 minutes for a moblin... dedication
"Touch moblin" I CAN'T I KILLEDED THE ALL
J0rts: Touch.
Ganon: Don't touch.
J0rts: Touch.
Ganon: Don't touch!
J0rts: Touch.
Ganon: Do I have to follow you all day?!
J0rts: Oh my gosh! Another Moblin! Hang on, I have to touch you!
Ganon: HEY!!
😂
These dumb "challenge" videos are what I live for
I love dumb challenges sometimes i am doing them myself
0:52 - Link showing that when your dad says he's going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back you _investigate_ like a good concerned child. Preferably within an hour, not five years.
I love that he had to just like play through skyward sword to touch a moblin
The enemies who were attacking the past maku tree were actually Moblin Pigs, essentially a weaker type of Moblin, so those count
15:04 touching the magical bean sounds like a euphemism
I had a friend named Moblin in the third grade
I had a pet Moblin in third grade
Botw was my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.
The Wind Waker Moblin design is still the best imo
Next game:
The Legend of Zelda
The Moblin Touch
Breaking news, youtuber j0rts was recently arrested for multiple counts of harassment against moblins, some witnesses even say this harassment was generational. We are are waiting for a comment from the suspect
Reporter: "Sir, we are from the Tri-News and we want to question you as to why you were harassing moblins in each generation?"
Good thing you like Skyward Sword, cause it's going to be a hot minute
Please do not touch moblins in the wild. Always ask for consent before touching any moblin.
A small note, if using the very easy Exploration glitch in A link to the past you could speed up the process. Well any of the easy glitches for some of the games. (Note EG glitch in Alttp just requires a save and quit mid air then getting knocked in to a wall upstairs inside the castle to get to the under map. It's why at minimum you can beat the game in under 3 mins.)
Botw as my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.
It was scary meeting Moblins for the first time
The getting attacked in Skyward Sword compilation was hilarious
I appreciate this as a moblin myself
In Wind Waker, moblins touch you!
Molblin: BAD TOUCH!
I honestly think Windwaker had the best Moblin design
A few ideas, how fast can you:
A) Defeat the first boss
B) Open the first treasure chest
C) Leave the opening area
D) Get the first sword/master sword
E) Start the trading sequence (first item)
F) Win first prize in a minigame
G) Reach rupees cap (including all wallet upgrades)
I really love the humor and the quips in these videos. Good stuff. 👍🏻
I love it when the green guy touches everything, this time Moblins!
See how fast you can touch ice in every mario game
Ahh I love these videos
get this miner outta here!
How fast can you touch Zelda in every Mario game
As someone who's never played Zelda, the uncle being dead in A Link to The Past was both hilarious and quite sad xD
I seem to remember he's actually alive in the ending credits. Apparently he was just so tired he had to nap in the sewer until you saved all of Hyrule.
Next level sleep goals.
@@freddykingofturtles that's even funnier thank you for the info lmao
@@freddykingofturtles I'm pretty sure he died but Link brought him back by wishing on the Triforce to restore Hyrule.
@@fanana6193 Maybe, I never got that impression from the ending, but maybe I'm wrong.
The sexual tension between link and moblins is INSANE in this video
WHAT
Ummmm....
Now this is cringe
@@christopherjobin-official7440 no it’s not.
TBH a speedrun to touch every moblin in one zelda game sounds much more interesting.
Give Sonic the chance to revel in the sheer joy to touch grass too.
Touch a skeleton next??
"Our last line of defense, will be Link"
"Link!?"
11:14
I love the editing in this video. So damn funny. Great work
0:58 he did not come back by morning😃👍
Maby you can do how fast can you touch a Toad in every mario game
J0rts: Goes on a history trip to touch every moblin in history.
Moblin: "And I was touched by his dedication."
how fast can you enjoy every game to its fullest
alternative: speedrun a game 100%
as a former speedrunner of Ocarina of Time-I have never seen that method of the door of time skip. well done
Great video. May I suggest, "How fast you can touch the Master Swords? Or even any sword.
"How fast can you touch a Moblin?"
Moblin, "I need an adult."
Link, "I am an adult."
9:45 ish - Man I was expecting you to say you had to recalibrate system settings or something, then you show the Y button and I almost died laughing, thats something I would do lmao
Whatever you huff to get these ideas in your head, I really want some 🙏🙏🙏. Great video as always lmao
Man touches Moblins, Moblin police are still hunting for the Moblin fondler.
They were at their most gruesome in Ocarina.
The Skyward Sword death compilation was *chef kiss
these videos are always a lot of fun. Great editing too.
The addition of speedrunning tricks is the kind of escalation I was hoping for in this series when I subscribed so thank you, and godspeed. Aim high.
Next video:
How fast can you touch a child in minecraft
How fast can you touch a child (appropriately) in every state.
Your humor was great!
Dude I love Skyward sword moblins, so glad they got to eat a large chunk of this video (also my fav zelda) I love your vids, this is great stuff!
the 8 bit moblin in the thumbnail looks like he's flipping everyone off
Incredible content! Thank you! You have no idea what this means to me!
You should have done a video on how fast can you touch a _blin in ever Zelda game, that covers bulblins, moblins, bokoblins miniblins etc.
11:21 the side dodge off into the abyss is killing me
j0rts videos are like Saturday morning for the soul
*no moblins in "Phantom Hourglass" and "Spirit Tracks" *
So, this "great flood" thing actually did something, huh
In ALttP. There’s a glitch you can do at the bridge. It’s even on the switch port of either SNES games. After entering the dark eWorld, go to where the bridge is in Hyrule. Use mirror, the try to inch forward while facing right still. If it works, you won’t be warped back and can jump down then off into the main area of the dark world, skipping all the bosses except for the one in the Eastern Palace
0:54 he put the morn in morning
Link is a menace, running around touching innocent moblins. How indecent!
When I saw the title I knew immediately what was in for him with Skyward Sword. I knew the Moblins only appear after beating the first 3 dungeons and the first Silent realm. I was just waiting for him to get to SS 😂
Funny how the left side moblin on the thumbnail looks like he’s flipping everyone off. 🤣🤣🤣
bro takes pg comedy to a whole new level
Link: "I'm gonna touch you mobler"
In the original version of Link’s awakening(not dx), there’s a glitch you can do where you hold up as you transition down a screen, causing you to transition up a screen instead. This allows you to skip the sword and immediately enter the forest to touch a moblin.
Also I’m sure there’s some trick or glitch you can do to get off Death Mountain when you first enter the dark world as Bunny Link, though I don’t know specifically how. Look it up.
Even faster is using map glitch in the Hyrule Castle Sewers where you get a guard to knock you out of bounds. You can get to the triforce in 3 minutes with that glitch and it's what any% speedruns use. Could very quickly make it to the dark world and a moblin with that.
"and doing some breakdancing with emperor palpatine" LOL
How fast can you touch electricity in every Mario game.
I also play the Wii U version of Breath of the Wild, so you have my undying approval.
Moblins are the jorts of Zelda enemies
Time to take that out of context 2:24
Dark Manila convermed?, btw that’s baby godzilla 11:44
10:32 I HATE THOSE STUPID PUZZLES SM WHY COULDN'T IT JUST BE A NORMAL KEY OMG DJFNCNDJFNFMFI
You should do “How fast can you touch a child in every Zelda game” It might get link a lawsuit but It would be a fun challenge!
No Cadence of Hyrule? Moblins are everywhere in that game
Link : let's go camping lemme touch ya
"How fast can you go to space in every mario game"
Good video! Moblins are cool
It is a fatal height. And please don't call me Shirley
Now to find out if there are moblins in the unofficial CDi games.
I bet most zelda beasts can cross breed, then just factor in some alternative timelines. It writes itself
“So just quickly touch him”
Twilight Princess was going to have moblins but for some reason they were cut, I believe you can see them in early trailers and screenshots for the game if I'm not mistaken.
Once again commenting to request how fast can link be attacked by cuccos in every Zelda game
in tears of kingdom you don't touch on the moblin. the moblin touch on you
I wish to see a "How fast we can touch a Boss in every Zelda game" video.
YO???????!?!?!? TOUCH a moblin?
Honestly didn’t know these guys were even called Moblins until BOTW
8:59 “It can’t be THAT long.” one eternity later….12:10 “What was the video about again?”
How quickly can you BE touched in every Donkey Kong?
Bro xD baby shadow godzilla killed me xD
Moblins with nipple rings and jiggle physics were a mistake.
Best skyward sword content around