Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game I played and I had no idea those things were called moblins until MUCH later because they are the only enemies you can't scan to get details on. I first learned about moblins in Wind Waker and found out that they'd been around since the first game and wondered why there weren't any in Ocarina of Time. It was years after that I found out those things near the Forest Temple are moblins.
@@voltron77 In the English version's credits, it showed that Link wished that his uncle "recovers", but I'm pretty sure that the original Japanese version made it more clear that his uncle actually died and got resurrected by the Triforce.
funny thing is, bokoblins have not been portrayed as piggy until the Switch games, and even then it's really just the nose. whereas moriblins do seem to sway between dog, pig, or humanoid demon..
0:52 - Link showing that when your dad says he's going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back you _investigate_ like a good concerned child. Preferably within an hour, not five years.
The Link’s Awakening one got me dying💀💀💀 You replaced the game over screen with the “Touched Moblin” that’s gold. But AYO????? TOUCHING MOBLINS????!!!!?!?!!?!?!!?!
Botw was my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.
Breaking news, youtuber j0rts was recently arrested for multiple counts of harassment against moblins, some witnesses even say this harassment was generational. We are are waiting for a comment from the suspect
“Your honor I was just standing there when they charged at me, I was hurt every time and was even murdered by them once therefore I’m the victim and they’re the ones who touched me”
J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch. J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Don't touch! J0rts: Touch. Ganon: Do I have to follow you all day?! J0rts: Oh my gosh! Another Moblin! Hang on, I have to touch you! Ganon: HEY!!
A few ideas, how fast can you: A) Defeat the first boss B) Open the first treasure chest C) Leave the opening area D) Get the first sword/master sword E) Start the trading sequence (first item) F) Win first prize in a minigame G) Reach rupees cap (including all wallet upgrades)
A small note, if using the very easy Exploration glitch in A link to the past you could speed up the process. Well any of the easy glitches for some of the games. (Note EG glitch in Alttp just requires a save and quit mid air then getting knocked in to a wall upstairs inside the castle to get to the under map. It's why at minimum you can beat the game in under 3 mins.)
9:45 ish - Man I was expecting you to say you had to recalibrate system settings or something, then you show the Y button and I almost died laughing, thats something I would do lmao
I seem to remember he's actually alive in the ending credits. Apparently he was just so tired he had to nap in the sewer until you saved all of Hyrule. Next level sleep goals.
Imagine if botw and totk had ocarina of time moblins. Link steps out into the world for the first time only to see something in the distance charging across the land towards him.
2:09 technically that's a butablin (ditto in the 3DS games), but i'll allow it. You made the distinction a few games later. I believe the gameboy games are the only ones to have both moriblins and butablins.
My brain has somehow just never registered that those piglike things at the bottom of the pyramid in the Dark World in LTTP were moblins, even though they throw spears in the same exact pattern as they do in (almost) every other game
In ALttP. There’s a glitch you can do at the bridge. It’s even on the switch port of either SNES games. After entering the dark eWorld, go to where the bridge is in Hyrule. Use mirror, the try to inch forward while facing right still. If it works, you won’t be warped back and can jump down then off into the main area of the dark world, skipping all the bosses except for the one in the Eastern Palace
Could be only a thing that happens after a few bloodmoons but I think there is at least one Moblin on the Great Platue in an out of the way skull house.
When I saw the title I knew immediately what was in for him with Skyward Sword. I knew the Moblins only appear after beating the first 3 dungeons and the first Silent realm. I was just waiting for him to get to SS 😂
I had the motion controls set on in Skyward Sword until that damn loftwing trial. Like you said, it’s very tough for some reason with motion controls on. Turned them off and never looked back.
Now how about another Zelda enemy staple, Octoroks. But since 3D Zeldas made them very scared, it can become "how fast can you touch an Octorok's spit?"
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This is a Skyward Sword video.
Noice
it says tears of the kingdom in the description
Hell yeah it is
How fast can you get master sword in every zelda pls
YEEEAAAAAAH!
How about “How fast can you touch an instrument”? Zelda games are full of instruments, and not all of them are collectibles.
Do instruments of torture count?
@@DoctorSpacebaris mayonnaise an instrument?
@@05bear22horseradish isnt a instrument either
That'd be great
“That’s why none of you have any experience.”
Ganondorf sitting behind a desk with a clip board.
"So tell me. Where did the bad link touch you?."
*hysterical sobbing* "ANYWHERE AND EVERYWHERE"
I guess Moblins are supposed to be a cross between a Minotaur and a Goblin?
Ocarina had the coolest Moblins. I still remember turning the corner in that maze and seeing one of those things charging at me for the first time.
Definitely the most memorable I’d say, along with Wind Waker
Ocarina of Time was the first Zelda game I played and I had no idea those things were called moblins until MUCH later because they are the only enemies you can't scan to get details on. I first learned about moblins in Wind Waker and found out that they'd been around since the first game and wondered why there weren't any in Ocarina of Time. It was years after that I found out those things near the Forest Temple are moblins.
@@j0rtsfor some reason I always thought the wind waker ones were bokoblins
Moblins are just silly guys in BotW and TotK, I love them.
I think they look way better in those 2 games, they fun.
They're goofy but oddly threatening, I love em
In botw I was always much more intimidated by Moblins than Lizalfos, until I found out Moblins are silly 💀
@@DORAisD34D They goofy guys
Silver and gold moblins: 🙂↔️
0:58 “he did not come back by morning” jorts can make tragic death into a punch line
Didn’t die though.
@@voltron77 In the English version's credits, it showed that Link wished that his uncle "recovers", but I'm pretty sure that the original Japanese version made it more clear that his uncle actually died and got resurrected by the Triforce.
@@ShawnF6FHellcat Oh, makes sense.
@@voltron77 eh doesn't matter still tragic and still a punch line
I headcanon that the "Pig Warriors" from the Oracle games are actually the first Bokoblins in the Zelda series~
Makes sense to me! I always wondered who those weird guys were.
I always saw them as a different tribe of Moblins. After all, they also serve the Great Moblin (or Moblin King, as I used to call him).
They're called "Boarblins" in the Switch version of Link's Awakening.
funny thing is, bokoblins have not been portrayed as piggy until the Switch games, and even then it's really just the nose. whereas moriblins do seem to sway between dog, pig, or humanoid demon..
@@KairuHakubibokoblins were pig-like in their first appearance in Wind Waker
0:52 - Link showing that when your dad says he's going out for cigarettes and doesn't come back you _investigate_ like a good concerned child. Preferably within an hour, not five years.
"Touch moblin" I CAN'T I KILLEDED THE ALL
Witness the blood moons rise...
5 hours 10 minutes for a moblin... dedication
These dumb "challenge" videos are what I live for
I love dumb challenges sometimes i am doing them myself
I love that he had to just like play through skyward sword to touch a moblin
He literally had to play through like a third of the game 😂
The Link’s Awakening one got me dying💀💀💀 You replaced the game over screen with the “Touched Moblin” that’s gold. But AYO????? TOUCHING MOBLINS????!!!!?!?!!?!?!!?!
15:04 touching the magical bean sounds like a euphemism
Botw was my first Zelda game. Which means my first moblin encounter was in that game. I’ll never forget it. I enter the same forest shown in the video. But it was nighttime and I could barely see the moblin sneaking up behind me. The last thing I see before a game over is a tall dark figure taking a swing at me. It was terrifying.
Breaking news, youtuber j0rts was recently arrested for multiple counts of harassment against moblins, some witnesses even say this harassment was generational. We are are waiting for a comment from the suspect
Reporter: "Sir, we are from the Tri-News and we want to question you as to why you were harassing moblins in each generation?"
@@frightrider5995 whats the joke in that
lol
@@Fixxfoxx yuh that tri-news was NOT needed : /
“Your honor I was just standing there when they charged at me, I was hurt every time and was even murdered by them once therefore I’m the victim and they’re the ones who touched me”
J0rts: Touch.
Ganon: Don't touch.
J0rts: Touch.
Ganon: Don't touch!
J0rts: Touch.
Ganon: Do I have to follow you all day?!
J0rts: Oh my gosh! Another Moblin! Hang on, I have to touch you!
Ganon: HEY!!
😂
The Wind Waker Moblin design is still the best imo
I had a friend named Moblin in the third grade
I had a pet Moblin in third grade
What a gnarly name, "Moblin"
@@Krakenpusimagine it's the same guy
Moblins have friends!?
I was called moblin by my Zelda fan friends what a coincidence!!
Skyward Sword is my favorite game in the series, and while I’m glad you enjoyed your playthrough of it, those clips hurt me like you wouldn’t believe
A few ideas, how fast can you:
A) Defeat the first boss
B) Open the first treasure chest
C) Leave the opening area
D) Get the first sword/master sword
E) Start the trading sequence (first item)
F) Win first prize in a minigame
G) Reach rupees cap (including all wallet upgrades)
I really love the humor and the quips in these videos. Good stuff. 👍🏻
Good thing you like Skyward Sword, cause it's going to be a hot minute
The getting attacked in Skyward Sword compilation was hilarious
The enemies who were attacking the past maku tree were actually Moblin Pigs, essentially a weaker type of Moblin, so those count
So… bokoblins?
Please do not touch moblins in the wild. Always ask for consent before touching any moblin.
I always had trouble touching moblins. Nice to finally have a guide
Next game:
The Legend of Zelda
The Moblin Touch
I appreciate this as a moblin myself
Man touches Moblins, Moblin police are still hunting for the Moblin fondler.
4:14 THOSE WERE MOBLINS???
fr i thought the same thing
For ~15yrs, I had no idea what they were called. We just called them Bull Guards (like a Minotaur but part dog).
A small note, if using the very easy Exploration glitch in A link to the past you could speed up the process. Well any of the easy glitches for some of the games. (Note EG glitch in Alttp just requires a save and quit mid air then getting knocked in to a wall upstairs inside the castle to get to the under map. It's why at minimum you can beat the game in under 3 mins.)
I love the editing in this video. So damn funny. Great work
Link should be on a list touching all these poor Moblins
9:45 ish - Man I was expecting you to say you had to recalibrate system settings or something, then you show the Y button and I almost died laughing, thats something I would do lmao
Dude I love Skyward sword moblins, so glad they got to eat a large chunk of this video (also my fav zelda) I love your vids, this is great stuff!
"moblin touching quest" is so easy to take outta context
“We can truly continue our moblin touching quest”
A wise man once said “Rock…tree… rock tree”
As someone who's never played Zelda, the uncle being dead in A Link to The Past was both hilarious and quite sad xD
I seem to remember he's actually alive in the ending credits. Apparently he was just so tired he had to nap in the sewer until you saved all of Hyrule.
Next level sleep goals.
@@freddykingofturtles that's even funnier thank you for the info lmao
@@freddykingofturtles I'm pretty sure he died but Link brought him back by wishing on the Triforce to restore Hyrule.
@@fanana6193 Maybe, I never got that impression from the ending, but maybe I'm wrong.
I love it when the green guy touches everything, this time Moblins!
? Tingle doesnt touch any moglins, maybe you mean his monster brother Gletin, I dont remember what color that guy is tho, still he had a kind face
@@cartoonistanonymous who knows? haha
Did these moblins give consent?
Have you seen the way they were dressed?
All of them attacked Link so...
Never herd link ask
6:52 These ones explicitly did not, so I’m calling the police
Jorts was later charged with many counts of assault
Ahh I love these videos
get this miner outta here!
The sexual tension between link and moblins is INSANE in this video
WHAT
Ummmm....
Now this is cringe
@@christopherjobin-official7440 no it’s not.
The addition of speedrunning tricks is the kind of escalation I was hoping for in this series when I subscribed so thank you, and godspeed. Aim high.
Give Sonic the chance to revel in the sheer joy to touch grass too.
In Wind Waker, moblins touch you!
How fast can you touch peach in every mario game having your character as peach dose not count
Wind Waker Moblins are my favorite. Returning to the Forsaken Fortress to slay them was so satisfying.
It's always a good day when j0rts gets his touching mitts on
I honestly think Windwaker had the best Moblin design
Whatever you huff to get these ideas in your head, I really want some 🙏🙏🙏. Great video as always lmao
Great video. May I suggest, "How fast you can touch the Master Swords? Or even any sword.
TBH a speedrun to touch every moblin in one zelda game sounds much more interesting.
as a former speedrunner of Ocarina of Time-I have never seen that method of the door of time skip. well done
Moblins: "Please ask for consent."
Imagine if botw and totk had ocarina of time moblins. Link steps out into the world for the first time only to see something in the distance charging across the land towards him.
these videos are always a lot of fun. Great editing too.
1:17 please, don't call it that 😐
Coward
The skyward sword part was literally Link being skyloft's last line of defense.
Your humor was great!
J0rts: Goes on a history trip to touch every moblin in history.
Moblin: "And I was touched by his dedication."
5:05 I believe that the Pig Warriors were like the early Bokoblins.
2:09 technically that's a butablin (ditto in the 3DS games), but i'll allow it. You made the distinction a few games later. I believe the gameboy games are the only ones to have both moriblins and butablins.
WERE TOUCHING BEASTS WITH THIS ONE
You should have done a video on how fast can you touch a _blin in ever Zelda game, that covers bulblins, moblins, bokoblins miniblins etc.
The Skyward Sword death compilation was *chef kiss
Well technically it took you seven years to touch a moblin in oot
My brain has somehow just never registered that those piglike things at the bottom of the pyramid in the Dark World in LTTP were moblins, even though they throw spears in the same exact pattern as they do in (almost) every other game
j0rts videos are like Saturday morning for the soul
how fast can you enjoy every game to its fullest
alternative: speedrun a game 100%
You should do “How fast can you touch a child in every Zelda game” It might get link a lawsuit but It would be a fun challenge!
So glad to see someone play skyward sword and not talk shit the entire time. It’s not as bad as people’s say
In ALttP. There’s a glitch you can do at the bridge. It’s even on the switch port of either SNES games. After entering the dark eWorld, go to where the bridge is in Hyrule. Use mirror, the try to inch forward while facing right still. If it works, you won’t be warped back and can jump down then off into the main area of the dark world, skipping all the bosses except for the one in the Eastern Palace
And moblin touching Without context is hilarious
Funny, the order of how long it takes it takes to touch a moblin correlates pretty well with how long it takes to beat each game
Could be only a thing that happens after a few bloodmoons but I think there is at least one Moblin on the Great Platue in an out of the way skull house.
This is impressive but I think it’s more impressive you actually have access to ALL the Zelda games!
When I saw the title I knew immediately what was in for him with Skyward Sword. I knew the Moblins only appear after beating the first 3 dungeons and the first Silent realm. I was just waiting for him to get to SS 😂
Link is a menace, running around touching innocent moblins. How indecent!
See how fast you can touch ice in every mario game
What's this about touching Moblins?
I... I don't think we consented to this.
I had the motion controls set on in Skyward Sword until that damn loftwing trial.
Like you said, it’s very tough for some reason with motion controls on. Turned them off and never looked back.
11:21 the side dodge off into the abyss is killing me
Bro couldn't wait to murk a moblin in link to the past
Alternative title: How fast can we get a Moblin to get a restraining order on Link?
I wish you could get a loftwing in ToTK. Maybe later in the game or maybe even a unlock like the master cycle.
the 8 bit moblin in the thumbnail looks like he's flipping everyone off
Next video:
How fast can you touch a child in minecraft
I love the minish cap I want a remastered so bad 😭😭
How fast can you touch a child (appropriately) in every state.
I wish to see a "How fast we can touch a Boss in every Zelda game" video.
Funny how the left side moblin on the thumbnail looks like he’s flipping everyone off. 🤣🤣🤣
Incredible content! Thank you! You have no idea what this means to me!
Now how about another Zelda enemy staple, Octoroks. But since 3D Zeldas made them very scared, it can become "how fast can you touch an Octorok's spit?"
*no moblins in "Phantom Hourglass" and "Spirit Tracks" *
So, this "great flood" thing actually did something, huh
Looks like there's a good amount on optimization to still do in these speed-up categories.
Skyward Sword praise detected, seratonin released
"and doing some breakdancing with emperor palpatine" LOL