How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?
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Koopas have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game?
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Who else has spent hours of their life stomping...KOOPAS?
can we get a “how fast can you kill ganon in every zelda game?
also me lol
Good video, you greasy duck
Next time touch lava
in the mario brothers arcade game
Those Koopas really know how to hide in the 3D Mario’s. Must be the third dimension.
Ah yes, the brick block is made of bricks.
whats that?
@@Vincent_Bloodstonewhat’s the third dimension?
@@Vincent_Bloodstoneit’s when something is in 3D
It’s probably cause it’d be hard to implement the shells bouncing
"our first friendly koopa"
Koopa the Quick: "Am I a joke to you?"
the koopa from 64:
@BoxGlitch_studios that's what he said.....
@@BoxGlitch_studioskoopa the quick is the 64 one
@@robertitonicitomip no its actually teh 65th one
@@BoxGlitch_studios the koopa from 63:
"How fast can you complete every past touching challenge in Super Mario Wonder?" That's a wholesome-sounding video.
I'm gonna lick ya
Wait a minute, how did you not pause to note that in Super Mario World, if you go left, you can almost immediately touch a shell-free Koopa, and if you go right you can almost immediately touch a shell without a Koopa? We found that Koopa's missing shell!
So the real question is, is it a koopa without the koopa?
The koopa in YI 1 is blue, the shell in YI 2 is red
I literally never realized that their shoes are the same color as their shell.@@TeeB-fc4ot
I feel bad for the poor goomba. You should make a video like this but for goombas.
imo it sounds sounds like he actually tried to do that & it ended up too boring.
i refuse to change my pfp and seeing another fire letter brother gives me hope to keep it the same :)
hope we get a mario wonder addendum video where you measure all the past mario touch challenges for wonder
I love your use of music and humor these videos are super well edited! Instant Sub!
Thank you!
@@j0rts No problem, wish I found your channel sooner!
5:02 “Bah bah games”
6:14 Lakitus are technically Koopa variants. I know you said later in the video that you wanted normal Koopas when possible, but I'd still say they're a lot more closely related than Electro Koopas at least. lol
but he ain't touching him anyways
just chuggin' spiky bois at the nerd in the cloud
Same as Hammer Bros, they‘re a Lot more Koopa-ish than the Electro Koopas
If that's the case, he could simply make the camera (Lakitu) clip inside Mario in Super Mario 64.
There are no other Koopa options in Sunshine besides the bowser family
@@FishFan6038 Technically the Egg Guys outside the park are also Koopas, though even less closely related
I never noticed how absent koopas are from 3D Mario games... did Reggie just conclude that they're too finicky? It's easy to accidentally cause a mess with koopas in the 2D games, maybe it's worse in 3D
What does Reggie have to do with Koopas appearing in 3D Mario?
@@ericriley1985 Reggie has been the head koopa implementer in all Mario games since Hotel Mario. He sits in the corner of the room while they're designing levels and yells at the devs when he wants to see a koopa on the screen
Yeah Reggie just didn’t have the coding skill or he just forgot since he has single handedly developed every Nintendo game ever and when you’re that cool you forget stuff
There are Koopas in Super Mario 3D World and Bowser's Fury.
@@ElectrikStatik900we saw that in the video. The way "how absent" was used means very rare
I was really hoping your speedrun would include a vlog of going to Walmart for batteries lol
I think you should count super Mario 64 ds as a separate game, because enough changes are made that it can significantly change the result from the original game. I’m pretty sure the koopa you were originally looking for in super Mario 64 is there in the remake.
The koopa is in bomb omb battlefield, but I'm pretty sure it spawns after you do the koopa the quick star
The cutscenes are also different in that game and so they're different lengths
Well koopas do appear their but you have to complete Star 2
I guess Koopa Troopas are becoming an endangered species in the 3D timeline. I'm sure it has nothing to do with kart racing maniacs lobbing koopa shells at each other all race.
can we get a kill ganon% in every zelda? we legit need to see how fast you can kill ganon in every zelda game
That's just an any% speedrun
Yes I know it's probably a joke
@@masterofdoots5965i say in every zelda game but i suppose your right it would be funny to see him do it tho
He not in every Zelda game
ganon or ganondorf?
I remember the first time I played Mario Galaxy back when I was a teenager, I ragequit the game when I saw that the Koopas walked on 4 legs.
I was a very big Koopa Troopa fan at the time...
It's frankly quite embarrassing to think about. 💀
I had my most horrible video game rage ever with Super Mario Galaxy too: slinging the Wiimote around and almost destroying stuff in the living room … after repeatedly failing at the Bouldergeist Daredevil Challenge.
SMG will _never_ come close to being my favorite Mario game.
@@gowildler i think daredevil bouldergeist caused that level of rage for just about everyone who played it lmao
You know, I always wonder why koopas are so rare in the 3d game. Like sure there must be a lot of limitations when developing but why? There’s so much you could do with koopas.
Perhaps it has to do with shell kicking? In 3D, kicking a shell in the direction you want is way harder, so perhaps they reduced the amount of Koopas you encounter so that shell kicking doesn’t become tedious. Just guessing though.
@@pengil3 I thought that too, but I do like what they did in Mario 64 where you can surf on the shells. That suits 3D really well.
@@pengil3 Yes, game design wise this is probably the case, mario levels while seeming rather straight forwards are usually VERY instrincally designed to the smallest details from spawn time to enemy positioning. Designing a level in mind with a random projectile that goes anywhere depending on player input is a lot easier to make fun if the player has generally the option of pushing it left or right. But once you involve multiple dimensions you as the designer have to incorperate this feature or leave it out.
@@EF0E I did think about that after posting the comment. Shame all the other 3D games didn't use it or entirely scrapped koopas as an enemy.
Taking an hour to touch a koopa in the galaxy games is insane!
Now, let's see how fast it takes to touch a Waddle Dee in every kirby game
Hello! I really liked your video, very cool. I'm Brazilian and this was the first American video that I could understand without subtitles, and consequently, practice my English. Thank you for the quality content and for speaking relatively slowly so that I could understand. Hugs from Brazil! :)
I can’t believe we got a secret bonus top 10 video within a video. God-tier channel, subscribed 3:21
As a member of the Koopa association I feel ATTACKED (literally)
Great Video keep it up
being a self-proclaimed representative of the koopa association, i also enjoy this video
"Touching a Goomba would be too easy"
Super Mario World: "Are you sure about that?"
You forgot mario rpg
You mean the one on switch or on a different console
@@Pen6756 the original one on the SNES
@@advance64bro did I f*cking ask
@@Pen6756 You asked for the version, so I told you the version
3:08 WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87!?
Bite of 96
@@Profkol0rado 96
No that was the bite of 64
Lazarbeam
Super Mario Bros 2 is listed as 11th with 16.66 and New Super Mario Bros is 10th with 24.15? Whaaaat?
ah good catch, Super Mario Bros 2 should be 29.19 - had the wrong time in there
4:50 BAH BAH
Love the videos! It would be awesome if you could include the Paper Mario games as well.
Love the names you give to the bosses
8:05 Only in the flat 8-bit sections, they are enemies
This guy exhibits experience by crushing turts all day, and he exhibits theory by stating "Lets-a go!" Keep it up, baby!
yes I definely needed this informatiton so much
0:30 The first star in a Mario game appears before the first koopa
6:00 caveman koopa
Koopas went from average turtles to rollerskating pros in the span of 42 years
You're So Underrated Keep Up The Good Work!
I forgot about the Trace-Walking in Odyssey; thought you would need to *beat the game* to get the Koopa Footrace.
0:45 That poor Red Koopa Troopa. Maybe he did the same crime that the Thwomp did in MK 64 Bowser's Castle???
Yeah
You could technically argue that Shadow Mario is a koopa thanks to Bowser Jr. being one.
*Intense argument*
In Galaxy 2, I love that you called him Grumpus McWumpus! 😂😂 My brother and I called him Weep Woop when we were kids since all he says is weep woop
You were harming a poor innocent dragon and the controller had enough lol 6:48
6:21
*insert sisyphus meme*
1:50 you even touched a koopa without noticing it, what am menace 😂
It doesn’t count because it’s on the title screen and he’s not actually playing there
For the record, in the Mario Sunshine segment, there is a shine on that lone island. A gold bird flies around the island and if you spray it with water for a bit, it'll give you a Shine Sprite.
2:54 that koopa will only spawn if you get the first two stars, so it’s faster to just talk to koopa the quick
Shadow Mario is actually Bowser Jr. in disguise, (who is a Koopa) so i'd say you finished Sunshine in around 8 minutes (3:45)
But he isn’t a Koopa *_T R O O P A ._*
1:45 "phew, that was close..."
the koopa: FIRE IN DA HOLE🔥🕳
I just found your channel today, your name is j0rts? Instant subscriber right here
for sunshine, you could have easily just touched shadow mario, since he's a disguised koopa (specifically, bowser koopa junior of the koopa royal family)
Idea: Ranking every Pokemon Sword/Shield curry.
MisoHungrie did that but it would be fun to see more takes on it!
Jump over this
*dies*
Jump over this plant
1:31
What even fewer people know about SMB2 is that doki doki panic WAS developed as a Mario game, then because it was deemed too different, was reskinned and released as an unrelated title - before Nintendo deemed lost levels too hard for American audiences and re-reskinned DDP as a Mario game again.
Shoutout to all the others who didn't notice there was even a timer until 2:42
My hand covered it😂
7:01 lol
Brilliant.
this is the first video besides the initial anouncement trailer I have seen with Super Mario Bros Wonder
0:05 goomba
Does anyone know, where the clip is from?
Does anyone know, where the clip is from?
@@cedricschaale5147 it comes from the super Mario Bros movie (the 1993 movie)
2:14 mm... i wanna be in the koopa touching goldmine~
bro 💀🤦♂️
Homosexual Koopas Clan
@@Profkol0rado:3
@@King1A1:3
@@AxoTheGamer the original comment wild
Seeing Super Mario Bros 2 and New Super Mario Bros 2 with the exact same time amuses me to no end
after so many years of SMW I just notice that Yoshi's Island 1 starts with a Koopa without a shell and Yoshi's Island 2 starts with a shell without a Koopa.
2:06 yes it is a koopa, source: manual
its a koopa without the troopa
@@Carlang29yes
@@Carlang29 and went to the beach half naked
10:33 there is a bug in the rank
6:38 Wow, I didn't know that that one SMM2 course had a prequel.
🫘🌯
You can touch a koopa much faster in SM64 by getting the chain chomp star, entering that star, and getting the koopa over by the goombas you tried first.
You touched a koopa a lot in this video
1:23 technically, you can touch those koopas with your cursor
5:57 You probably already know but did you know that those kind of Koopers are based off of the old kooper design back in the Arcade Mario Bros, where Luigi was debuted!
I love this kind of content 🏆🙂🙏🏼
The real question is did the koopas consent?
nope none of them did... I was one of them 😭😭😭 I was one of the koopas in Super Mario World
5:40 uhhh😳
Wat funny?
@@spartanlocke2071nothing, just a weird moment in the video
Uhmmmm
A koopa without it's shell is still a koopa, just a BEACHED koopa.
This is the most random and unneeded information in my life, but it's youtube and now I'm curious.
AMAZING VIDEO OL CHAP!!!
I’m your biggest fan!
Bruh, the ultra old goomba made me laugh SO hard with how smol the head was on the body 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“The bah bah games” got rolling on the floor💀
8:22 - is Koopa the Quick THAT forgettable?
6:51 Xbox fans be like :
Can you do it for Bullet Bills now? They're my all time favourites!
Frogs being the most normal enemy gave me whip lash
1 hour gang 👇
AM PART OF IT
What’s up gang
Me :):):):):)
Bruh
@@PlasmaSonicc sorry dude your 3 weeks off
FIRST IM FIRST
nobody really cares
you should reset character NOW
Don't worry, I care very, very much.
oh btw i was first ;P
why did you get a heart from j0rts if your not even first aint no way
“This is the only game that koopas EXPLODE”
“Phew, that was close”
*explodes*
Viewer - Bro stop talking about touching koopas.
jOrts - what’s the worst that could happen?
Koop Hanson - jOrts would you please take a seat?
How long to touch a flower. Any kind of flower. Cuz flowers. They're like.... fancy grass.
Can you do all the previous mario challenges + this one but with the mario spinoff games? Mario RPG, Bowser's Inside Story, Paper Mario, Mario Kart etc?
2:28 Jank hitboxes go brrr.
I clicked on this by accident and thought it would be a 50 hour documentary about mario enemies
"Touched Koopa"
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's in Peach's daily checklist.
I like how you didn’t forget about 3D land
1:16 accepts Shell with no Koopa
2:03 does not accept Koopa with no Shell
Proof j0rts defines koopas by their shells.
...SMB2 was one of the games on which I grew up and I don't think I've ever seen that Koopa shell
For Mario odyssey a faster way is after defeating madame broodle in cascade kingdom you can go in one of the sub areas and go in the 2D section and there’s one there
6:22 smart man to not have the speedrun timer on here for us to see how long this embarrassingly long time truly was.
When you said Mario Odyssey had no Koopa enemies anymore I sort of expected you to play until the first Bowser fight lol.
Since Bowser IS a Koopa after all. Just the biggest one by far.
But yeah, the friendly Koopa does make more sense.
You should continue this with games like the paper mario games and the Mario & Luigi games
I love how his wiimote died mid battle :D
i got a mario wonder ad when i started to watch this LOL
Next video: how fast can you assault a toad in every mario game? Or alternatively: what game has the most different ways to assault a toad
"every mario game"
mariokart, mario tennis, mario and the ubisoft rabbits, mario and sonic to the olympic games: are we a joke to you?
you _can_ actually touch that koopa in the start screen of lost levels, i believe in either the european or atleast a 50hz version of the game the koopa is misplaced a block backwards of its normal location so it bounces on top of you, killing you immediately