How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?
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- Опубликовано: 22 янв 2023
- People still keep telling me to touch grass so that's exactly what I did...by seeing how fast you can touch grass in every Zelda game.
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THAT should be enough grass touching for a while.
now do pokemon games
There is never enough grass touching.
Touch grass
I'd say do Sonic next, but I'm pretty sure it would be immediate grass-touching for almost all of them.
love the touch grass series bit thing, but go touch some actual grass now
I suggested Zelda just because the first game had no grass.
Ganon reincarnated into Super Top Secret Area
@@JustJulyo
I'm not that evil, you could still play the Super Famicom remake, which actually had some grass in the overworld.
But you would be playing a partially lost, region-locked game with limited availability.
Ok, maybe I am evil after all.
@@ZMATRIX_06well nah he got a heart from the- nvm
@@Super_Top_Secret_Area :0 Double space after tagging someone? Pressing enter twice??? THE OSTRICH?
@@taker601
Yes.
Touch grass in every Metroid game; oh wait they're all indoors.
Yo, love your vids man
*uploads mega compilation of playing through every Metroid game casually*
For some reason. I tought the same thing.
Mihajlo Bogdanović
scuttlebug
I think most of the games actually do have grass. Super Metroid has you start on the surface of Zebes which has grass, and Fusion has an SR388 habitat, which means Metroid II probably has grass on the surface. I haven't played Dread yet, so I can't say much about it. Metroid 1 technically has you touch grass at the very end, but cutscene grass doesn't count.
Edit: Metroid NES has 0 grass. I was mistaken. You could do a touch acid run, tho.
Legend tells of a hero.. who wakes up and touches grass. And thus, the green tunic has been passed down from generation to generation to honor his odd obsession.
also a sword passed down to said hero, to cut and carry grass around.... people... still dont know why he does it.
True
“Let’s go down this ladder carefully” (jumps off the ladder)
“Let’s go across this bridge now” (completely falls off the bridge)
So… I think you’re the world’s fastest “touch grass” speed runner then. Yes, this is now an official speed running category.
I’ll accept that title
Grass % speed run
I wonder if there's a way to touch 100% of every singular unit of grass in a game.
@@DasingerVoice Grass+Ass% - BOTW, touch grass then spend a night with Paya.
@@vividao4123 most games have grass as a texture, which you can't really measure.
“Also fun fact do you know you can die in the starting area of the game” Link failed his mission before it started 💀
I want to see a video of how quickly you can softlock every Zelda.
All I can think of now is the hero of Hyrule walking out the door, faceplanting into the nearest patch of grass and snorting the shit out of it.
All why Ganondorf terrorizes the locals in the background.
That's just Breath of the Wild.
OoT dank% is that with a different type of grass
😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂
Bro. -_-
i’ve never noticed how many times you wake up to start the game, im glad you pointed that out lmao
someone should make a video about that, that would be really interesting to see! nintendo loves doing that cuz like, kirby and the forgotten land starts with kirby waking up - im sure theres a pokemon game or two that do that too
I heard somewhere it was meant to represent the awakening of a hero or something
It's a time-honored tradition.
I wonder, if we were to change the beginning of the original Zelda game and have Link wake up, how and where would it happen?
It makes sense. He needs some rest before he starts running and fighting for like 80 hours straight without any breaks.
4:24 I recognized it! Fav zelda game's main soundtrack.. I love you my man
Fun fact: link wakes up at the start of every game as a symbol for a new hero “waking up” butt in sequels such as breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom
Link waking up at the beginning of some games is a bit of story telling. It's supposed to signify a new hero. If you notice, Link wakes up in OOT, but doesnt in MM since it's a direct sequel.
Yeah it signifies the awakening of the next hero of Hyrule
Interesting, I never even thought about it until he started a counter.
It also serves to establish link's character. He's meant to be more laid back and chill, sometimes even with a bit of a lazy streak. Makes it more meaningful when he answers the call of duty. That's actually one of the reasons why I don't like BotW Link as much, since he never gets to have that bit of characterization because the game starts off with everything already going down.
Oh that's true ! And really interesting : we can predict that we will not wake up in totk for it is a sequel of botw (in wich we wake up after 100 years btw)
It's there to tell the player "This dude is just out here living his own quiet life when heroism smacked him on the head and he had to go out and Metroidvania"
I approve of the "touch grass" series. More. Or maybe not. But more.
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This is truly riveting content and important journalism that everyone needs to be aware of. Keep up the good work!
Hard to say why I spent the last 7:15 watching you touch all that grass, but it made me very happy. 😂 😂 keep up the good(...?) work!
"If a street performer gets you to stop, you owe them a buck."
I'm glad my grass touching made you happy. Thank you :)
I think I have the same story😂
I love zelda's little green hat. His legend is very powerful. 🥗
Yes, Mr. Zelda is very powerful
Zelda is a great hero
I know this is a joke but it still makes me so disappointed
@@PodoHelmer I think you're confused. The games are called the Legend of Zelda, not the Legend of Link
@@PodoHelmer pretty sure it was sarcasm
Finally Adventure of Link is best at SOMETHING
IMO it was the game where it was the most fun to fight enemies all the way until BotW.
Hey, it was the best at making me want to go outside.
Best at hard difficulty?
It's best at making you want to eat your controller.
It has the best temple music too.
_Fight me!_
The Phantom Hourglass bit had me laughing my ass off
Ok, no more touching grass.
Touch snow instead
How fast can the fastest hedgehog alive touch grass? I need to see more grass touching.
My sister had the same suggestion. Probably pretty quickly since a variant of Green Hill Zone opens at least half the games.
Green Hill Zone, Emerald Hills Zone, Angel Island Zone, Mushroom Hills Zone (if we count Sonic and Knuckles as its own game) just to name the Sega Megadrive games all start on Grass.
The Megadrive games all make this one easy, but after that it gets weird. If you start with the Dark story in SA2 you need to clear a whole boss fight before getting the chance to touch grass.
@@EinDose I mean, how far into City Escape do you get before there's grass you can touch? I bet there's some in it somewhere, but it's a pretty urban environment...
...and then you get to Heroes and you literally start on grass again :D
@@treyslider6954 you end up in a little public park after the boarding section, so it's not too bad.
"Also did you know you could die in the starting area of this game?" (as the camera slowly but surely moves back making Link grainier and graineir)
lol that what i was thinking too
Throwing stuff to npcs was the best part 😂😂
Hearing the game over music from phantom hourglass gave me chills. Good memories
3:42 Sub-optimal. You can do a side-hop over the railing, into the water and do a super swim onto the land and roll onto the grass.
nerd
@@blackballensns clown 🤡
@@blackballensns🤡
5:03 bro thinks he's walter white
Whenever link wakes up feeling incredible, he should worry, it's about to be a long day.
Phantom hourglass was such a throwback I couldn’t remember the title of this game for years
Link's awakening doesn't start with them waking up, it ends with it
Ironic
[Explosion.ogg]
Mind: blown
Of course the green boi would be faster at touching grass than the red man
But is the blue hog faster than the green boi? These are the pressing issues of our time.
"He a little confused, but he got the spirit."
Thanks for this walkthrough
This guy: "All we need to do is climb down this ladder VERY SAFELY and then walk across this bridge CAREFULLY"
Also him: *Proceeds to break Link's kneecaps and plunge into the ocean because of the pain*
I’m sure he’ll be fine
@@j0rts you sure he'll be fine
@@Sans_is_goat yeah I heard hospital beds are really comfortable he’ll be fine in there
@@creeperking8702 they aren't lol
4:46 You skipped the part where Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass
He’s also asleep on the floor at the beginning of Spirit Tracks.
He also wakes up at the begining of Twilight Princess, doesn't he?
I can confirm two of those, I have played Twilight Princess, Fado wakes Link up, and I have seen part of the intro to Spirit Tracks where Link was indeed asleep on the floor. Sorry that I don’t know about Phantom Hourglass. I might update this reply if I find out though.
@@lonedragonwolf1706 I can confirm he does indeed wake up at the start of Phantom Hourglass
4:58 The death scenes are so dramatic with these games! 😂😂😂
2:42 definitely looks like a totally sick nasty bike jump I would have made in the woods as a child
this is genuinely such a good video idea and its executed hilariously i laugh every time he leads into "-where there is plenty of nice grass to touch"
I seriously cannot get over how good you are at touching grass. I wish I too held this talent, but to my dismay, I do not.
link to the past was my first too it really made me love the series
Adventures of Link. The game that punishes you for touching grass.
Link: "Oh boy. Let me just step on this grass and have a nice sunny day"
Shadow Demons: *Snapping intensifies*
4:54 preparing the Zelda touch water video already, aren’t we?
The birth of a new series and its beatiful
So glad I subscribed!
Awwwwww
Oh man that Ocarina of time title screen music hits hard EVERY TIME.
Grasses have stems that are hollow except at the nodes and narrow alternate leaves borne in two ranks. The lower part of each leaf encloses the stem, forming a leaf-sheath. The leaf grows from the base of the blade, an adaptation allowing it to cope with frequent grazing.
Grasslands such as savannah and prairie where grasses are dominant are estimated to constitute 40.5% of the land area of the Earth, excluding Greenland and Antarctica.[7] Grasses are also an important part of the vegetation in many other habitats, including wetlands, forests and tundra.
Though they are commonly called "grasses", groups such as the seagrasses, rushes and sedges fall outside this family. The rushes and sedges are related to the Poaceae, being members of the order Poales, but the seagrasses are members of order Alismatales. However, all of them belong to the monocot group of plants.
Don’t worry about not knowing that Triforce Heroes existed. Most people don’t. Nintendo gave it 30 seconds in an E3 Nintendo Direct then never mentioned it again.
Triforce heroes got a lot of one attention in one very specific community! And that's polyamorous couples. I was in an open relationship with a girl that played it with another couple. One of the only 3 player games playable by tumblr nerds.
Pls keep touching grass it’s how I found your channel and it’s fun. 😂
RUclips recommendations has struck and given me a good giggle.
Also I've died in the tutorial for Spirit Tracks.
Mom: we need to go in 7 minutes. Me:hold on let me play every Zelda game real quick
Seeing how long it takes to touch grass in some of these games makes me appreciate skipping cutscenes in modern gaming.
2:45 the tony hawk music lmaooo
Man this is the kinda shit I live for. Really asking the hard hitting questions
Just subscribed yesterday after watching the Mario grass-touching video, and am so happy to see another one
Glad to hear it :)
@@j0rts Absolutely, your videos are great. Keep it up!
5:12 me when I touch grass
Link wakes up at the beginning of Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks too
Sleep: *exists*
My stupid brain: ok BUT-
now do metroid games since that should be an actual challenge
This is why Majora's Mask and the Oracle games are my favorites in the series: because you immediately start out touching grass 😤
3:45 is my favorite part of this video
HEY!!! I HAVE THE WII U BOTW VERSION TOO!!!
Great to see another Wii U enjoyer! Great videos, even though I take too long to realize references...
I love the "TOUCH GRASS" guy!
Is this the #1 horse streamer?
Now to go touch grass in every DK game 😂
;)
Yes!!!
"And then there's Chunky, he's-
Dead."
Link waking up represents the rise or awakening of a new hero, that why he never wakes up at the beginning of sequels
J0rts: lets just walk across this bridge very carefully link: jumps in the water
incredible series concept. looking forward to all grass touching videos.
I also have the Wii U version of breath of the wild we just built different. This video was funny. Keep making great content.
Also I
You really added a link waking up counter like it isn't tradition
The counter got me, cause I remember how he always woke up at the start of the games I've gotten to play. It's a joke at this point. >XD 1:33
Touch grass in every single pokemon game including the spin offs.
Avoid tall grass!
Didn't even touch grass in Link's Crossbow Training... smh my head.
When link died in the start of that game it’s because he EITHER touched to MUCH GRASS or DIDNT TOUCH GRASS FOR A SECOND lol
loved the grass% concept keep going
Really, this makes a great test of the expansion of time between title screen and gameplay over the years. You can see the gap widen steadily with every subsequent release until the DS.
The THPS reference got me
Love these touch stuff videos. Should finish off the Zelda series with touching Fire. :D
Air would be interesting too since the Mario one was fun, if you think you can make another video where each game takes 0.01 seconds and have the jokes cracking.
This man is an absolute legend for touching grass in every Zelda game
Failed because he forgot CDi games.
@@korytoombs886 Except he jokingly referenced one of them
I didn't see him touch grass is Link's Crossbow Training. (Does that game have grass? Citation needed)
Even though I have played and replayed so many Zelda games over the course of my life, I never actually noticed how often Link woke up at the start of the games. Nice catch!
Bro link to the past has a special place in my heart.. the first game I ever played actually
I love that they do this when link wakes up at the start of the game I hope they make that in the newest game
Imagen touching grass after 100 years of sleeping.
Touch grass, in Metroid.
time to touch grass again in less than 48 hours
I didn't think you'd be able to do it in Ocarina of Time... But thank goodness you were able to find some.
6:28 hey I'm another of ten people, but unfortunately my wii-u broke before I could finish the game.
I guess that makes me the 3rd out of ten and i also completed the fame and dlc on both wii u and switch 😂
Here's the forth
Here's the fifth
I think we need to start doing with this on games that have barely any grass....
Absolutely genius content
More specifically TOUCH GRASS IN REAL LIFE
The next week: “how fast can you touch grass after being born”
You forgot to include both Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks links waking up, bringing the total to 11.
It's because he skipped the cutscenes
Touch. More. Grass.
Theory: every Zelda game Link wakes up from having dreamed about the previous game
Bro actually bought BotW on the Wii U, I didn't even know that existed 💀
But like...now I'm just going to tell you to touch grass in various other games like Kirby or Pokémon
This just really made me want to replay the phantom hourglass, minish cap and spirit tracks
Him: Carefully walk across this bridge
Also him: *jumps into the water
He's a little confused, but he's got the right spirit
I'm dead, I didn't expect this
rip
Awesome! keep up the good work!
Link waking up at the start of the game is supposed to symbolize the awakening of a new hero
5:00
I could not relate to anything more than those few seconds after that mark.
I’m the most hardcore j0rts fan!!!!!! more ramp xtreme sports moves please
:)
This is way more entertaining than it has any right to be.
Keep touching grass my friend... This is gunna be your ticket to RUclips fame.