How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?
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- Опубликовано: 22 апр 2023
- People keep telling me to get a life so that's exactly what I did...by seeing how fast you can get a life (1-Up) in every Mario game.
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Игры
Ok no one is allowed to tell me to get a life now
I’m to early
Go touch bowser
Go touch cactus
Next get friends
(Touch the nearest enemy)
@@SMG4i ok
Now you need to know how fast you can "grow up" by getting a mushroom in every Mario game.
I know you can't grow up in most 3D mario games.
Or a mega mushroom
@@N12015 he will find a way, probably 😂
And after, he need know how fast he can get power star
Yeah 😂
The “punching butterflies for lives” trick in Mario 64 only works in certain courses where butterflies run from Mario, not just circle around him. But be careful, some of them might have bombs!
Seems like a everyday thing
Also "I'm Batman" 2:23
Alternatively you can just go to bomb omb battlefield, find a flower patch, warp and instant one up
Easyest is in tiny huge island
Some butterflyes... Have... Bombs
What kind of world i Live in
It all makes sense now. When i'm told to get a life, the people want me to become a professional gamer or discord moderator and so I can do what I love and get paid for it! This video is so helpful!
How's the progress?
@@OhSayWhatIsTruth gained some weight, my neck grew some peach fuzz, and I now have a double chin and a fedora. currently banning someone for sending memes in general
@@WolfyRedHows it now?
@@kaaa_aaaat haven't showered in 5 years. still banning someone for a minor offense in general
@@WolfyRed Wow it went so well you managed to bend time!
by the way, only the butterflies that fly away from you contain the 1ups, so you just gotta chase after and punch em. theyre in certain locations but i forget where
You can get them when you start sm64
They are the butterflies that sit around in sets of 3, that fly away when you get close, but only one of them turns into a 1up and there is a 1 in 3 chance that none of them does, also you only have to touch them not punch 'em.
Thank you Roblox Tree
0:44
Mario plummeting after having just grabbed a 1-Up with an instantaneous cut right afterward got a really big laugh out of me
Not me
almost me, just a little ha
Stupid and yet somehow amusing as always. Nice video.
Giggity
Ok
But Is so Easy,yet?
Fantastic video! If that star bit cap is intentional, that's real clever on nintendo's part lol
It almost certainly is. They probably realized right away that people could just idle in the first level for a few hours and get hundreds of lives and implemented an easy fix.
I wonder how long it would take to TAKE a life in every game in the franchise
😈
Now that’s what I call a bit of tips and tricks from Mario!
how to get a life…
The obligatory followup would be "Have a heart" in Zelda
You don’t even have to move-Zelda gives you hearts at the beginning by default!
Just when I thought there was nowhere else to go with this series
6:10 That‘s actually genius.
yes
If Mario taught me anything it’s that the only thing you need to do to get a life is collect enough money.
Tru that
us healthcare moment
@@silversonome5360 💀 😂
You mean becoming a mass murderer?
1:28 in order to get a life, you must take out like 8 lives.
j0rts, every time I see you have a new video out, I drop everything to watch it, and it's always such a bright spot in my day
I'm into your channel as a gamer, but more and more, I'm into your channel as an educator. You took this creative leap--do this really tongue in cheek thing, see where it goes, and I think you realize you're reinventing the game a bit here. *You are an educational speedrunner*. You are getting this hard, fast data about game development, and, like, that is worth being excited about on its own and. Oh my God, the Star Birs.
How many people know the hard cap? How many people decided to play the game that way? You did, by thinking outside of the box, that is so honestly exciting to me as a game dev nerd--to know there's a hard cap written in there, and what it is, because someone decided to try to play a game differently--
I GUSH, but like. Someone did that. A real person was in charge of that tiny little detail, that number, and the chances that anyone else ever noticed was astronomically (hurr) low.
*But you did it.* And that means their work is seen by thirty-seven thousand more people than probably knew previous.
It's just such...simple, and human, and kind of beautiful.
You did it.
You got a life.
And it was only *slightly* longer than the fucking *comical* amount of average run time to Sunshine's absolute *gauntlet* of an opening
You absolute *martyr*
Keep it real ✌️
Wow this is one of the nicest comments I’ve read, thank you so much! I’m glad you appreciate all the small weird things in games too :)
@@j0rts You should do how fast can you die in each Mario game. Also, get a real life and do something worth while😂 I love video games but I don’t play it for a living. I would be a madman if I played it every single hour
You're a superstar. How fast can you get a star in every Mario game?
Good idea
Agreed
Wow getting a life is apparently just as easy as my parents tell me!
3:56 FALLING STAR BITS HAVE A LIMIT?? Someone needs to tell Nathaniel Bandy!
I cried at 4:44 when the 3D World music started playing for the 3D Land title screen
bruh
Great job getting a life, jorts!
I can't believe after all these years you finally got a life, congratulations!
0:44 Well this was a waste of mushrooms.
5:05 Funnily enough, it looks like, instead of 'decapitating Mario', you just turned him into Luigi.
Hilarious!!! love this series, keep making great vids bro!
I love how Nathaniel Bandy is avoiding everything you are touching
1:26 Take 8 lives, get one free!
The butterfly punching sounds kind of Mew-under-the-truck to me but it'd be interesting if that actually works 😆
j0rts in 2034: no one can tell me anything anymore because i already did it in every mario game
Interesting the 47 star bits cap, dunno why this specific number tho
yeah it's strange, maybe because some star bits from the sky come in groups of 3? not sure
Go touch snow.
3:43 the answer is no believe or not.
You can specifically pick up a couple of bonus star bits that will always spawn right behind you.
However since the camera was technically locked, the only way to see this, is in debug mode.
I speak from experience, as a kid one of my friends in middle school homebrewed their wii and went dicking about in galaxy for an cosmic Easter eggs
2:02 you need to punch butterflies in a level. They will either give you a 1 up or a ball that damages you.
"Get a life."
Ya I think people get it.
Bro this man got 19 lives and I still don't have ONE!!
0:45 dies very dramatically after getting a life 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
That fact in smg was interesting! Take my sub! Keep up the amazing work 🔥
This is defenitly why 1 ups were made😂
Is "Grow up!" as in "Get a Mushroom" next?
That cat one was pretty funny
Lmao that intro killed me
Now I wonder how long it would take to do the opposite in every Mario game...
As a mario odessey player i can confirm i can't get a life😢
Now get a life in every Zelda game
How about "Have a Heart" and you get a piece of heart in The Legend of Zelda. Absolutely love all these videos btw.
I just biked 78.5 miles AND I DONT CARE WHO KNOWS!! Nice video I love this video and I am a big fan of you Jorts
How fast can you kill something in every mario game?
6:10 If we use this logic, you could probably get a life quicker in 3D World
"Hey get a life"
**becomes a mass murderer**
"OH NONONONONONO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT STOP"
you've touched grass. you've touched water. you've touched fire. you've even touched life itself.
but you've never touched a woman.
How fast can you touch a woman in every mario game
Okay but how fast can you get the first power up?
The super mushroom
5:00 instead of the great wall of China the great wall of Goomba
Ok, but as an odyssey player, I LAUGHED when the “optimal rolling” started
Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!
0:41 The way he says *"g o o m b a"* 😂
Suggustion: get a sword in every Zelda game? Loving this series so much!
Mario starts with a life so 0:00 for all
It’s because each pack of star bits only appear if you haven’t collected all star bits from it 3:58
You got a life, now it’s time to get a friend.
5:03 almost got me as great wall of China 💀
Your videos are the most funny, well made videos I’ve ever seen!!!
Touched water. Touched fire. Touched air. Touched grass. Got life. Now try to die
Get fit (get hit without dying)
4:43 You in jail when you pirated a game be like:
Punching butterflies has like a 33% of working
Lol the thumbnail is actually hilarious 😂
Kirby has a new task. In addition to touching grass and water, he must now also get a life.
Bowser's Fury didn't count. A powerup isn't the same thing as an extra life. I believe you need 100 coins for a life.
Earth? Water? Fire, Air and now Heart? Man's low-key trying to summon captain planet.
Thank you for making this video
Now you *have* to do "Jumping off a cliff" in every Mario game.
Long before the era of “touching GRASS”
A phrase I’ve heard many times in the PAST
I have to see how FAST I can get a life.
Yeah this brother spitting.
“I think im starting to understand what people mean by getting a life now” 😂
Hehehehehe xD i love this channel! Simple and entertaining xD
I love these smart aleck response videos to people telling gamers to stop playing.
1-Ups are the best thing in Mario Games!
First i feel famous
and yes they are
Lol the mario sunshine one 😂
Concerning the "Get a Life" phrase:
I remember passing by a guy at GamesCom who wore a Shirt with the Text:
They told me to grow up (a Super Mushroom half-concealed under "ow up") and get a Life (a 1-Up half-concealed under "ife").
That was good humor on my opinion. I mean I still remember it years later.
Was bouta say "go outside" but GigaChad53 already has
This is the content I didn't know I needed
That thumbnail is just so memeable
Ok, you need to grow up by getting every mushroom in a Mario game.
“Hi, I’m jan Misali. And how many Super Mario games are there?”
Now you have to see how fast you can touch Rocks in every Mario game
This was super fun! What about heart pieces in zelda?
Now get a fire flower in every mario game
I'm so glad I found this channel. 😁
Now that you got a life, do something with it. 😂
For odyssey, I’d saying getting a life is getting 10 coins since dying makes you lose 10 coins
you know how you touched each element now I want you to touch stone in every Mario game
“Get a life”. Now that’s a phrase I haven’t heard in a long time.
gets a 1-up…immediately dies falling 🤣😎
You got a life but too much of a life now you gotta lose a life in every Mario game
Kick a koopa shell in every Mario game in every game that you can do that in
2:00 you don't need to punch butterflies, you only need to touch them, and it only works with certain butterflies
Jorts will outlive us all now.
How fast can you die in every mario game.
get a death (speedrun dying in every mario game)
Now get friends!!!
(Just touch an enemy)
"I have too... see how fast I can get a life in every mario game!" the person who said "get a life": that's not what I meant!!!
Now you have extra life now you can see how fast you can die in every mario games