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I know it’s unlikely… but I like to imagine that j0rts saw my comment about Mario Kart and immediately started working on this video. Thanks for fulfilling my request, even if you didn’t know I made it!
I think Jorts really gets it: we should have *more* races where people have their breaks cut. The point of a race to go as fast as possible, and breaks only make you slow, so we should just remove them for every race ever. There is absolutely no way this could ever cause problems.
@@Vulpercool If you find $100 dollars because you tripped, did you earn that money by tripping or by happening to be in the right place at the right time? (Just because it's not obvious with text, I'm playing this up a lot. Obviously braking can improve situations to let you go faster overall)
@@Music7Ada yea, i get what you mean though, and if you play custom races (aka the mode where you can make it so certain items can and cant appear) you can actually just make it... a racing game, but mario kart is more like a party game
I love randy so much, the fact a basic script of ones and zeros can suddenly feel lively and with a heart and soul trying it's best at life when it feels like doing it is an interesting feeling, naming it randy helped push that out a ton, and using only waluigi for randy feels oddly perfectly fitting and accurate to what randy would look like, the characters have such similar energy and silly quirks, this has become my favorite series on youtube already.
Selects the first nitro track >"another random course" Selects the first retro track Selects Baby Park on the selection screen Joking aside, this was an awesome video and I hope you continue to make bangers like this one!
Jorts you should do a challenge in Mario odyssey but you lose different button inputs every time you die. Or every time you die your vision range is lowered
How dare you call Randy stupid. He's making a masterplan on the 4D Chess board. He's a genius playing 5D checkers strategies you couldn't even comprehend. He's playing 6D Connect 4
OH HELL YEEEEAH!!! GLORY TO RANDY!!!! SUPPORT RANDYSM!!!!!! Love Randy and randysm from poland 🇵🇱🤝🇷🇴🇦🇩🇳🇴🇩🇲🇾🇪 Randy is romanian, andorian, norwegian, dominican, and yemeni. Hes mixed because randy is all random.
If you think about it, you basically developed a cpu controlled kart racer at this point. Obviously CPU racers will be more heavily weighted towards certain actions, and have more restrictions. It's still pretty cool though. :D The final result was actually pretty impressive too. I'm really surprised what you were able to "coach" Randy into achieving! :D
Honestly, random Item attacks are less annoying in single player than when I'm playing with someone else or online. It's far less aggravating when other ayers are trying to win against you, but in Single it feels like the game is just trying to screw you over lol
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how wat this 15 hours ago lol 😂
Factor is a sellout
was randy's food good enough for you?
How is this 15 hours old
Randy’s choices were better
I think we may be looking at our newest track safety inspector, stopping and slowing down to make sure everything's up to code
Whenever he finds something Dangerous, he honks his horn....
Which he did... ...a lot
Hi Bryccce! Honessstly didn’t expect to sssee you here, but it’sss a niccce sssurprissse!
@@MyNaymIsSnek1526 nice to see you here as well, Snek
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi we are neck and neck for top comment… honestly, yours is better.
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi birthday boy?
I love seeing Randy taking on different games! Keep em coming!
Hai
I love replying to verified comments.
Reinvite Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon to do Mariokart races
7:37 Something about Randy missing every single boost is just so funny
He'd be great at fighting Sans.
Randy is like a little child that's slowly learning how to do things. You really want to see him succeed and try to support and praise him
I know it’s unlikely… but I like to imagine that j0rts saw my comment about Mario Kart and immediately started working on this video. Thanks for fulfilling my request, even if you didn’t know I made it!
you got hearted. that means...
🍔
Yup, I also commented it.
Thanks man for filling 11 minutes of my life😂
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Fun Fact: if given infinite time, Randy could theoretically get the world record time on every single track in the game.
That's not necessarily true. We don't know the frequency at which he presses buttons, and I don't think he can press 2 at once
@@CountessJid Both the frequency and the amount of presses are random. The chances are very low, but never 0.
Not true, because some world records use motion controls.
@@AGalaxyGuy There's a chance Randy could press + and Y very quickly and perform a gyroscope input.
You'd just have to wait thousands of years
I think Jorts really gets it: we should have *more* races where people have their breaks cut. The point of a race to go as fast as possible, and breaks only make you slow, so we should just remove them for every race ever. There is absolutely no way this could ever cause problems.
But also you can use the brakes to go faster
@@KodasToyReviews
That is quite literally the opposite of the only purpose of brakes
@@Music7Ada in terms of mario kart this does work soooo (it works because of how items are affected by placement and distance)
@@Vulpercool
If you find $100 dollars because you tripped, did you earn that money by tripping or by happening to be in the right place at the right time?
(Just because it's not obvious with text, I'm playing this up a lot. Obviously braking can improve situations to let you go faster overall)
@@Music7Ada yea, i get what you mean though, and if you play custom races (aka the mode where you can make it so certain items can and cant appear) you can actually just make it... a racing game, but mario kart is more like a party game
5:18
Randy was going for a sick gap jump, but smart steering messed him up
I was thinking the same thing 😂😂
I love randy so much, the fact a basic script of ones and zeros can suddenly feel lively and with a heart and soul trying it's best at life when it feels like doing it is an interesting feeling, naming it randy helped push that out a ton, and using only waluigi for randy feels oddly perfectly fitting and accurate to what randy would look like, the characters have such similar energy and silly quirks, this has become my favorite series on youtube already.
Randy really channeling how I play racing games
I'm here for the Randy cinematic universe
Same.
My Favorite Part Of The RCA Is When Randolph, Randrew And Brandom Made Their First Appearance
No way he freaking pulled in front of Mario at the last second! 😂
Mario with the red shell in the final corner, he’ll take the lead coming to the checkered flag, *BUT HERE COMES RANDY ON THE OUTSIDE*
5:18 imagine if Randy made the gap jump
This genuinely almost had me in tears in your recap segment 9:48
It's really unbelievable that you can still win in such a chaotic game. It's worth watching and extremely entertaining.
The way I cheered at the ending!! I love Randy.
Plot Twist: This is just j0rts playing pretending to be Randy
Feels that way sometimes
I respect Randy's decisions to live as free from material possessions as he can
Except cat car. That one's non-negotiable
10:43 We can see that Randy got hit by Mario. He is truly evil and is getting revenge from him in the Mario Party video, but Randy prevailed.
*BUT HERE COMES RANDY ON THE OUTSIDE*
5:04 “are u allergic to items or smth?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Randys such a nice gentleman, he’s very polite
So proud of Randy! Always love to see a Randy video!
You made this video on my birthday!
Happy birthday :)
@@j0rts Thank You!
Happy birthday
happy birthday!
Happy birthday
So Randy finally wins a race...BARELY, but this is just if it can be done at all, so...YEAH! I call that a success! A 1-in-20 success rate!
Need to see Randy play a sports game, like Tennis or Golf. That's Waluigi's element, so Randy should feel right at home. ...Right?
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Randy is a content genious, knowing how to create the perfect storyline.
I'm so happy Randy is back lol
Randy might be the goat. I am 90% sure he might be the legendary godgamer
Randy's tactics are 4 parallel universes ahead of our understanding
5:18 he goes for the huge shortcut & smart steering cuts him off 😭
LOL
Randy is awesome. Randy is life.
What an amazing story. I truly believed he would make it, never underestimate Randy
we need to see Randy's family attempt at a grand Prix
Hey guys I'm going on vacation. I have a taxi driver named Randy he has 1 star, but I think it will go just fine.
is he in purple?
@@dupersg9375 yes in fact he is and it also said he really likes stickers
@@Chimera4784 it's not like he's constantly honking the horn, right?
@@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi well he is but we are are right now on train track but I think he's just taking a short cut
@@Chimera4784 is he in the ocean right now
Randy is the GOAT at racing
I wonder how Randolph, Randrew, and Brandon's racing skills are
That comeback at the end was really well written into the script! I felt really happy for Randy when he somehow managed to win haha
I never thought Randy would be riding a kart, I thought he’d be in the short bus 💀
Never underestimate Randy.
Pure Skill Randy thats a true player right there
Selects the first nitro track
>"another random course"
Selects the first retro track
Selects Baby Park on the selection screen
Joking aside, this was an awesome video and I hope you continue to make bangers like this one!
5:36
That swerve tho. Idk what Randy signed, but it apparently was an item-less run(s).
I genuinely look forward to whenever you upload! gonna watch the video now :D
Jorts you should do a challenge in Mario odyssey but you lose different button inputs every time you die. Or every time you die your vision range is lowered
I'm so glad you mentioned all the caveats at the end, because it wasn't truly random
5:19 Randy tried the gap jump😂
Awesome video, and it’s good that all that work paid off.
Jorts should do random inputs for all 12 racers in Mario Kart for another video.
our boy always keeps us in suspense until the very end, but he never fails to deliver
Randy has diversified his portfolio!
i hope i make sense idk what that means tbh
How dare you call Randy stupid. He's making a masterplan on the 4D Chess board. He's a genius playing 5D checkers strategies you couldn't even comprehend. He's playing 6D Connect 4
New j0rts video no way
this guy can't even do dks double cut smh
Randy is the goat
Randy is that underdog that you can't help yourself but root for him to succeed. Doing it in the most unexpected way possible.
The beginning of this video is sooo well edited and i love it
yay randy!! i hope he tries out Mario kart battles
I love how he can make a compelling narrative out of this.
7:43 This ability originated from the Motor Rotor minigame
I want you to rank every Mario party minigame by how safe it is.
this is my first contact with a mario kart game after the wii, and oh boy, I think that's the best introduction for the game
j0rts, I have an idea for a video. “Ranking miitopia foods based on how edible they are”
OH HELL YEEEEAH!!!
GLORY TO RANDY!!!!
SUPPORT RANDYSM!!!!!!
Love Randy and randysm from poland
🇵🇱🤝🇷🇴🇦🇩🇳🇴🇩🇲🇾🇪
Randy is romanian, andorian, norwegian, dominican, and yemeni.
Hes mixed because randy is all random.
Too see Randy win a track made my day and brought me tears of Joy!
3:14 you have a cute cat.
Always excited to see Randy taking on a new challenge!
Todays video: Teaching Randy how to drive. I love ur videos. I love Randy! Please keep making Randy bideos
Randy is amazing
So proud of Randy! It puts a tear in my eye!
RANDY'S BACK FOLKS 🔥💯
Videos with Randy are the best Mario Game videos!
I didn't know that randomness could be this EPIC
It's nice to see j0rts using ideas from the liverstrems
Just an idea I think there is a game you would love it’s called dogpet
I’ve been waiting for the greatest moment in my life in ages and it finally happened
Randy: Random inputs
Me: Tapping every button
Randy is better than j0rts at Mario Kart
Actually true
I'd like to see how Randy fares in battle mode. I think he'll always keep em guessing in Renegade Roundup
Randy needs to upgrade to 200cc now 🤟
0:48 looks like Randy likes to bag😅
If you think about it, you basically developed a cpu controlled kart racer at this point. Obviously CPU racers will be more heavily weighted towards certain actions, and have more restrictions. It's still pretty cool though. :D The final result was actually pretty impressive too. I'm really surprised what you were able to "coach" Randy into achieving! :D
Why is Randy better than me💀
Promotion Skip Button: 3:55
Let him get that sponsorship money, man
WE LOVE RANDY!
Mario tried to sabotage randy at the end but randy will never let mario stop him
Randy also felt the need to style on the person in second drifting across the finish line
Now i get why randys name is randy becuze its like the Rand in random
Can Randy finish a level in Mario Bros?
Yay more Randy
Randy won in such a randy way
LETS GOOOOOO THAT'S WHY RANDY'S MY BOI
10:42 Me: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (few seconds later) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WOOOOO, GO RANDY 🎉🎉🎉
live laugh love randy
Randy is just my 4 year old nephew playing Mario Kart
Randy should attempt dark souls next.
LET'S GO RANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like this.
Honestly, random Item attacks are less annoying in single player than when I'm playing with someone else or online. It's far less aggravating when other ayers are trying to win against you, but in Single it feels like the game is just trying to screw you over lol
WOOOOOOO GO RANDYYYY!!!!!!
How would a race of only Randy’s go?