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Yes, past Matt. You are having kids.
:)
lol
Ikr
+Kitty Cat now he knows
+Cameron soper Has swag WTF
If I put rick in the oven how long will it take until he's a roll?
i get it hes saying rick roll get it RICK ROLL lol
+Jully Wassabi jr. RICK ROLL as... ROCK AND ROLL????
XD
JK
Never gonna give you up!
+Kennedy Walsh
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP NEVER GONNA BE A ROOLL NEVER GONNA TELL YOU SH** AND HURT CHU
+Kennedy Walsh LOL
imagine if matt and amanda had a child in the future and that kid watched this video after growing up...
+Emma Tachikawa How to embarass your child let them watch old youtube videos you made
I JUST saw you on one of ihascupquakes yandere simulater videos o_0
or it was someone with the same profile picture
Hakim Johnson Who me?
Hakim Johnson yup that was me hi stranger lol
+Emma Tachikawa "Wow dad, your videos were such bad quality in the old days, they're not even 20k!
I dare you to show this to Luna when she'd old enough to understand :)
Lol yeah!
Yes Matthias you are having kids
He is having a baby girl named Luna ❤️❤️ well Amanda is. Lol!!
+Kenny V omg imagine him being pregnant xD
Kenny V
Well, she's out...
"What do you do if your kid still pees in the bed at 16"
That's not pee...
ITS BLOOD😱😱😱😱!!!!!!!!!
+Jully Wassabi jr. its white. not blood. try again.
Oh god..
but true
+Spyder wolf
i didnt get it for a while....now i do
+Spyder wolf Oh my gosh that's terrible........ But True XD
"Don't you just heard all of the answers I questioned, ...... questions I answer?
Laughed soooo bad
#ASKMATT How do you cook a child? I want to know how to make them nice and crispy.
Well, I usually set the oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit for about 1-1 1/2 hours.
I find that a little rat poison slipped in their chocolate milk works pretty well. Then you just cover them with oil and breadcrumbs. Serve with a side of ranch and bon appatite
+ericka “COOKIES” jones No don't bake a child that's child abuse #ASKMATT Instead of cooking a child how to you cook seaweed wrap plus a hamburger inside (random question #174,937 for Mattias)
Nah, I wouldn't cook a child you need to cook an adult for the best taste. Plus, it is also illegal as you would most likely get yourself on the sex offenders list.
You don't cook a child, you bake it.
Are you planning having kids? Matt: No. HAH liar im watching this when luna is already born!
I'm so happy for you and Amanda! You guys will be the best parents ever!
How do you bake.... Soda?
Baking soda is a thing, right?
+Figglebob High yes
+Figglebob High ohhh the puns
Mother of god why did this get that many likes? This was just supposed to be a cringe worthy pun...
Why do you cook Bacon, but bake Cookies?
+Scemo Person Do you mean bake bacon and cook cookies?
Lol.
DANGIT, I just wrote that.
+Scemo Person BECAUSE BACON IS DELICIOUS AND IT NEEDS SPECIAL TREATMENT.
+ Dumb Person Bacon is bacon. Do not question the Great Crispy Pig.
#AskMatt What flavor is pi? How long do I cook it for?
+Cherry Prower you cook pi for 3.14 minutes
Cook Pi at 314 degrees ferinheight. Then, divide it mathmatically. Then realize what the fok you are doing with your life
+Gummi the Kat that's irrational
*badum TSS* haha math puns
you actually cook it for 3.1415692 and it tastes like knowledge
+micah290 hours that is
are you having kids?!.... the answer is yes now!!!
totally
No ni**a
+Cameron soper Has NO swag no ni**a, you don't have swag
I loved when you said "When they pass my age!" LOL
I am only 14 but this was hilarious! I will have to keep these tips in mind.😂
+The Doctor fabulous. You. Are, fabulous
WGY DOES EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAVE THE SAME STUPID MARKIPLIER PICTURE UGGGHHHHHHH
I'm 11
+Matayia Newbern so am i
+DROP THAT BASS I DON'T HAVE THAT PICTURE! SO NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD HAS THE SAME "STUPID" MARKIPLIER PICTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ARE U PLANNING ON HAVING KIDS?!?!?!?! no.
*Has kids*
LOL
+Hilda Camacho 9! :)
the baby is already born
This reminds me of the commercial where the guys say we are never having that and the next thing you know, he does!
Maloney Morgan
Best temperature to cook a human?
420 Fahrenheit works for me.
J.T. um see i can never get it right. I want to get it golden crispy but they always come out burned
+MarkFerg99 Well, What I usually do is put the body in the fridge until cannibalizm, then you can get the body raw, or I prefer them being cooked at 300 Fahrenheit, But 420 Works just as well!!
If the person is if dark complexion...you're never gonna get that golden brown
+MarkFerg99 If I recall correctly, you can boil a human at 145*F (~63*C), but for a nice crispy texture you can go for 120*F (~49*C) in an oven.
Well now Matt and Amanda are having a baby.
congratulations you two
WHATS THE BEST WAY TO LET YOUR CHILD FEEL STUPID? Mathias Said: Pick them up from school in your underwear.
THEN HE SAID "I'm having flashbacks." WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN MATTHIAS?! ANSWERS NAOW
#AskMatt
No
I'm actually homeschooled and I get done with school at around 10:00 or 11:00 am! But the only downside is you give up most of your social life. :(
Ha! No social life dweeb! I'm sorry.
No offense taken! At least I don't have to deal with public school bullcrap drama. And where I live somebody started homeschool group meetings! Sounds lame judging by the name but it's pretty great. I also get enough social experiences from the combination of homeschool group and church related stuff.
PS: I've also NEVER gone to public school and I don't plan on it lol.
Same! Only I get done at 2:15
+Hyrum Larson (DubiousOwl2) good for you. I've learned so much more since I left school than I ever did in all the years I was their . all school taught me was how to be alienated and bullied.
"No we aren't going to have kids"
You have one now
ppp lol
MsKittie ok we know now STOPPP
now two
are you having kids anytime soon??!!
-no
-yes
-no
-no
-no
+Carly M CHILDS CONFIRMED!!!11eleven1!
KIDS CONFIRMES :OOOO
Laurits games and this is why my hearing is amazing
+Carly M you see, 50 no's and a yes means a yes.
peeps who watch family guy will get this joke.
+Tutorialz Family guy is my favorite show! its awesome!!!
I've heard that in order to unbake a cake, you need to put it back into the oven at the opposite temperature that it was baked at (like -375 f if you baked it at 375 f). Can you confirm?
This video is even funnier after they had Luna 😂😂😂
So my toaster is kinda broken, and there's a dead guy covered in poptarts laying on my kitchen floor......should I just make stew instead?
Nahhh...
Some*
Put a blanket over it. :P
Savannah Briley
.....Now the blanket's on fire......
+VampiressOfShadows umm first put the fire out and then hide the body until the police come.
I'm watching this in 2016 while Amanda is pregnant😂 oh past Matt what you don't expect
what would you do if your cake caught on fire when you took it out of the oven?
#askmatt
bake a new one
Maxical cry the fire away, I'm too lazy to make a new one
The crying when they cry thing actually works amazingly well with my baby brother. He's 6 months old and if you fake a really loud cry when he starts crying, it ends up one of two ways every single time; he either gets very confused if he's sleepy, the rest of the time he starts laughing hysterically.
I 1 and I was crying and my sister put a blanket over my head
What a great sister
How do you avoid burning the house down while cooking?
You order a pizza thats how.
You don't
Don't cook or eat
1:08 MarkSingsBadly watches mattias?
+Dorian Khoshyomn Why wouldn't MarkSINGSBadly watch Matthias?
Yeah, Mark and Matt are friends... they're my favorite RUclipsrs... :3
+Scemo Person
But MSB isn't Mark.
and everyone knows matt and merk are friends. :P
Me too
Could have been a faker :/
#askmatt ***** this isn't really a question but once i was cooking with my mom and she asked me how much sugar to put in the muffins. i was holding the recipe and said: "Ron's emotional range." she didnt get it.
"paint the back fence you deadbeat"
I DIED
You will have a daughter named Luna. Believe me. I came from the future.
lololeona0 *throws common sense dust*
Anh Nguyen No, you didn't. You'd have to be very stupid to think this comment is true. You can also see the date that the comment was typed, which was after Matthias uploaded a video announcing that his wife, Amanda, was pregnant. It's actually very obvious.
JK! I know it's a joke.
Anh Nguyen I know I know you are joking
Jacksepticeye
I'm Luna from the future ther kid I'm a teen now
Guess what, your a parent mow!
yes MOW is the right XD
A+ On spelling, your basically my brother now....
Yea, mow
+kittysparklez always. since always.
*now not mow your not a cat
How do I not burn down my house while cooking? #AskMatt
+lizzie blahnik Sorry? Isn't that supposed to happen? Have I been doing something wrong?!
EVERYONE LISTEN TO THIER LULLABY IT IS SO GOOD OMG
Yes
Wait but she will never be older then you
That's the point
+Emily Heath Exactly.
Mind blown
Exactly
So his daughter can never wear make-uo
#askmatt How should clara oswald properly cook soufflé.
You just made my day by speaking of clara
Is doctor who in this video?
No
_How do you make cupcakes that are as sweet as you &/or Amanda?_
Put it in the trash.
+Figglebob High Wrong channel
+Figglebob High Darude.
At the beggining
Light your stove on low
Insert your ingredients in a
Good cooking pot. Next add
Heavy whipping cream.
Then add a bit of sugar
Soon after,
Watching the dish carefully
Inspect the thickenss
Throughly.
Help yourself!
_Lovely~_
What do you cook/bake for your child before going to school?
Does soaking dry beans in water before cooking actually prevent flatulance?
should I bake Bacon?
+Aidan A and cook cookies?
Bake bacon? Hmmmm only if you're maken shaken bacon cake-on cookies
You can bake bacon in the oven at 350 degrees for 10 minutes... Keep watch on them or you will burn it like I did lol.
+Aidan A One of my friends did that, and I thought it was super delicious, but I was also pretty hungry. Most things taste better when you're hungry, lol.
+BreakOfDae I grill my bacon, but my grill is just a tray with a gas flame above it, it's weird
DO YOU THINK BAKING BROWNIES IS FUN?!??! If so please bake brownies with me sometime?
#AskMatt
Omg you should bake halloween brownies ^-^
+Trinity Antoszewski DUDE HI AGAIN
+Hiromi Fukagawa Hey girl/boy nice to see you again!
+KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE yas
#ASKMATT I baked my neighbor. Now, how do I make sure the police doesn't find out? :]
Matt:"The minute they become older than me they can have a date" Luna: Mom can you get a time machine
I thing this made luna live.... WHY U NO HAVE KIDS......
HAS KIDS.
Undertale Thrash or maybe, when she sees this she will think she is adopted 🤣☹️
I put bleach instead of milk in my cake, and now everyone is dead. Was it the chocolate or something else?
+The Mighty DragonWolf The bleach.
I dont know dude, maybe they were allergic to chocolate :/
The bleach was too salty.
You probably didn't bake it long enough.
Oh yeah...
ugh I hate it when people steal my baby name ideas >:( I've stopped telling people now
+Montana Goss my aunt stole the names of us XD
They can't really steal it! It's not your name it's just a name!
I'm curious what are your baby name ideas are, don't worry I won't steal any, I just really wanna know XD
"This brings me flashbacks" lol :D
What is one of your favorite things to bake/cook in the winter
In the icon, why are the words "boy" with an exclamation point ( ! ) and the words girl aren't?
No feminism xD i was just wondering if anyone noticed! XD haha. I think Matt has his "plans." XD
No
I think it's to do with to make up the characters. (Boy = 3 characters, Girl = 4? Boy! = 4)
+StoryDreaming oh yeah that males sense
+Bunny Worship makes* wowwwwww pun not intended!
Girls are much calmer than boys.
What's the easiest food to make in the oven/on the stove for you?
So, If i take the numbers 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320838142061717766914730359825349042875546873115956286388235378759375195778185778053217122680661300192787661119590921642019... and put them in an oven, how long do i have to wait for it to become an apple pie?
Hi, Matthias. I am such a beginner at cooking. When I grow up and if I become an independent person living my own independent life, one of the things I want to do is experiment and try making my own food. Do you have any suggestions?
Would it be alright to advise not to cook because the pan touched your hand and the oven is already gagging at your germs?
looks like they'll put these tips to use soon
best askmatt ever, literally my eyes watered up lol
Do you put the eggs in the bowl before the flower?
as someone who's had experience with private, public, and homeschooling I rank it
private>home>public
Does water boil faster with or without a lid on?
I love the end his face I just had flash backs lol
what is your favorite thing to bake and what are the toppings on it?
I watch you so much. You are the best. Thank you
#askmatt Why do you bake cookies and cook bacon?
Who bakes better? you or Amanda? or what's your favorite or easiest thing to bake?
Cooking Question! Do you have any sauces that you make from scratch that you cannot do without? If so can you share the recipe?
i agree with this information
Ya
This was my favorite one by far.
The crying when theyre crying is a legit advice! My mom did that to me and it worked!! XD
Throughout this whole video, it sounds like you're stifling heavy laughter. XD
What is the right heat for eggs?
#1 the lullaby was nice.#2 y'all guys sing beautiful
P.S I'm a tough guy
This video was amazing and so much fun to watch!!!!! 😂😂😂
#AskMatt
How would you cook a Marsh-Wiggle?
I'm curious because it's supposed to be very hard to do right due to its stringy consistency and muddy flavor.
This is a reference to Narnia: The Silver Chair, just for those of you who are curious.
No
+unexplicable tortiose I take it you wouldn't ever want to cook one?
#ASKMATT What's the best meal to cook before a musician's jam session?
MARKIPLIERSINGSBADLY!! OHMAGERD! I didn't expect him being there!
Who would you bake a cookie cake for Jack or a Warfstache cake for Mark or do both?
YES!!!
whats your favorite thing to bake/cook ???
Who does the most cooking, you or Amanda or do you alternate?
1:09 0-0 it's MARKIPLIER sings bad
Y!
#ASKMATT WHAT INGRIDIENTS DO YOU USE FOR A CAKE
wow!!I love you Matthias!
#ASKMATT
What would you do if bacon came to life?
@Matthiasiam #ASKMATT if you were baking and rotten eggs fall on your head, would you either 1. Take a shower and leave all your ingredients to rot and sit there for 10 minutes, or 2. 'STICK' with it and continue baking?
If i was to make a cake and frost it with buttermilk frosting (Homemade) would it be good?
Baking Question: Is it possible to use Stevia in place of the sugar called for in a cookie recipe?
Do you need baking soda to bake soda?
how do you get the lemon part of your lemon meringue pie to be solid? I need help with this
What does prepared food mean?
Home Schooling is the best. I finish school at like noon and have tons of friends.
What's the best way to bake cookies?
Best temperature to cook bacon?
COOKING AND BAKING IS FOOD
i love the lullaby
How many different items can you list that you could make in a microwave even when it usually isn't? (eg pasta, cake)