the f in conservative stands for funny
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- Опубликовано: 27 дек 2020
- the right can't meme, wbk
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Just wanted to put this out there : A difference in opinion is saying you don't like pineapple on pizza. Being homophobic, racist or misogynistic is NOT an opinion , its oppression because it goes against basic human rights. Have a good day
Thank you
very true pineapples don't belong on pizza
@@moss5538 I really like pineapple on pizza :((
@@elisanallander5426 🤭
it’s a prejudice not an opinion
These are the people who say women aren’t funny . It’s ironic
You mean iconic lmao
Because I know for a fact someone won’t understand that this is a bad joke. It is.
I stole your biscuit and I'm not giving it back
@@asunflower7993 why did you take it 😢
@@DylanTheDuck18 I meant what I said
What’s funny is that there is an f in female
Conservatives: "Leftists are so sensitive!!"
Conservatives: lose their minds over things that aren't hurting anyone
Also conservatives: get offended by men they don’t know wearing skirts
What they mean by sensitive is we care about other people
And have a meltdown over harry potter and yugioh cuz they consider it satanic... LMAOO
@@dexdrako facts
@@yourlocalcheetodustdealer2946 💀💀💀💀💀
It bothers me so much when people say "Why did you choose to be trans?" Because it's basically the same as me asking them "Why did you choose to be born?" It's out of our control
Should respond to that by asking them why they chose to be their gender. And when they are like "...I didn't? I was born this way?" you can hit them with the "and so was I, glad to see we are on the same page now"
@Kwebble Scribbles tell me how it goes if you do
@@wolvie1618 That's fucking genius, I'm stealing that
I usually blame god, especially if theyre religious
if i had a nickel for every time i’ve been called an “it” after correcting someone for misgendering me i would be able to afford healthcare
Oof
I am sorry you have been so frequently dehumanized. You are valid. You are a person. You are worthy of respect and love.
@@eveningangel9292 thanks bro, i needed that
If I had a penny for every time I was called my deadname after correcting them from using my deadname I’d be rich.
People whose pronouns are it/it's: *You have no power here!*
“I identify as Trumpgender”
“Ok but what are your pronouns”
*they get mad*
I would have asked them if their pronouns were ass/hole or shit/head
I know this has nothing to do with your comment but.
I love your hearthstone icon❤
trumpself pronouns
their pronouns are MA/GA
“My PrOnOuN’s ArE tRuMp/TrUmPsElF
a kid at my school called me gay as an 'insult'. i said i was gay so i didn't care (which i didn't), and his arnold from the magic school bus looking friend also called me gay,,, i looked them dead and the eyes and said "you two are perfect examples of why i don't like men" and left. that was a good day❤️❤️❤️❤️✊
“Arnold from the magic school bus looking friend” is an amazing insult
such a power move
The power you exhibited is just wow. Also being gay isn't an insult I have straight female friends and when guys insult me for being gay they just look at them and go "your the reason she's gay and we wish we were" and they shut up real quick and walk away😂😂
*respect 100%*
I’m out to over 1,500 people. Sure, 1,480 of them are from the internet, but it’s the principal of the thing, dammit.
Alright is it just me or does "the average BLM activist" look an awful lot like Amity from the Owl House
Yesss! Also, fellow shadowhunter?
That was my immediate thought
@@EnderLark yasssss! both books and tv show! whats your favorite ship?
I was instantly like *AMITY WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A CRAPPY CONSERVATIVE MEME*
I was literally looking for this comment XD
Conservative “””comedy””” is just trying to offend as many people as possible without a punchline. AKA all edge, no point.
@@willwestland8358 dude, atheist comedy has a very pointy point. Religion, circular logic, and stagnant thinking can be very enjoyable to poke some fun at.
@@zabbee2323 a non-rolling pizza cutter that doesn’t work
@@zabbee2323 I’m not entirely sure, At least pizza cutters have a purpose. There is almost no use to the “comedy”
@@zabbee2323 Yes.
"I'm not an dumbass edgy 50 year old that follows some random person who's only job was being a real estate agent, you're just a snowflake"
not everyone can “””contribute to society””” but disabled or other disenfranchised people still deserve to live lol
The "contributions" disabled people make are not the ones society expects from them. Neither are the contributions made by women, the LGBT community, and people of color. "Contributions" made to society are not generally expected by that society to benefit oppressed minorities.
@@youreoffline4934 That’s literally so true
@@mechanical_hands thank you
@@youreoffline4934 Using one disabled person as a way to say, "he did it, why can't you?" is incredibly dismissive and wrong. Different disabled folx have different struggles, needs, and situations. There are many roadblocks in this country for disabled folx. Difficulty accessing healthcare, difficulty accessing therapy, biases in the workplace, poor accessibility in schools and jobs, lack of access to the tools needed to function, poverty, violation or lack of rights, police brutality, social stigma, etc. This is especially relevant right now, as disabled folx are being treated as a "lower priority" when it comes to medical care during this pandemic, since we are "less important" than able-bodied/neurotypical folx. We are seen as entirely expendable, and we are the first to be thrown under the bus.
Using our struggles as a way to say, "Look at them! They're disabled but they succeeded anyway! You don't have an excuse!" dismisses the struggles faced by disabled folx and allows the cycle of exploitation and mistreatment to continue.
I know you are trying to be helpful, but inspiration porn ("If a disabled person can be successful, what is stopping you?") is very harmful to the disabled community.
I strongly dislike Trump, but I do not agree with the methods you have used to criticize him, as it hurts disabled folx more than it will ever hurt Trump.
@@enfysiridescent i am really very sorry, i hope you understand i never wanted to hurt anyone. My comment was really very problematic and it is so brazenly reflective of my privileged carelessness. Thanks for informing me... I'm really very sorry
"Women aren't funny"
Men's humor:
Girls locker room:
boys locker room:
What girls think guys want:
What boys really want:
Me and the boys:
The girl and the guy texting or some shit meme
Girl: I bet he's thinking about women
Guy:
Yea, we're not funny, to you.
Ew their humor is terrible
Or
Boys cried during this
Girls cried during this
Real men cried during this.
And they put the most stereotypical stuff ever for the girls like a cheesy, cringy fantasy movie. And the boys get the actually cool things.
@@nocomment4160
girl: you didn't cry during titanic? do you have no heart? do you feel no emotion?
me:
**picture of like spongebob or something idk**
@@irbiswirbis they put titanic for the girls and a crazy anime fight for the “boys”💀
@@nocomment4160 its all from meme channels like "memenade" or "cowbelly" 😒
"trans man were born as boys but in a females body" zgkjsdfhskj that one statement made me feel so f/cking valid thank you-
Same here, I’m a trans guy and that was so validating eeeeee-
Same
YES U R A MAN 🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️
"I'm Trump gender"
"So you agree?"
"What?"
"You agree there's more than two genders."
Welp, we got ‘em folks!
If anyone ever says that to me I’m going to respond like this lmao
that sounds like from mean girls except in mean girls it went more like this:
you're really pretty
thanks
so you agree?
huh
you think you're pretty?
i completely agree with your point btw i just thought of that
@@jennapoirier9088 yeah that's what I thought of too but I thought everyone got the reference. Also "OH MY GOD Karen! You can't just ask people if they're white!"
@@superstellarhere that ones a good one too
I'm a trans person and its so funny to me when people use science as an excuse. Like hun, theres science behind being transgender. Do your research before you open your mouth.
but then their prejudice would be laid bare!
IKR like people say basic biology is so and so but that is fundamentally flawed because basic middle school science isn’t all there is, you don’t leave high school an expert so what makes you act like one.
@@nikibhohi2224 exactly, high/middle school biology is the easy version of what is going on with our brains and dna etc. I always find the xx and xy argument very funny. Cause sometimes people have xxy or xxx or another combination. And a lot of people have multiple sets of dna in their body, either from having been a twin in the womb and having fused with the twin in very early stages. And a lot of women who have been pregnant have their babys dna in their body, for years after pregnancy. I recently read a report that women who have been pregnant with babies with male dna were probably less likely to develop Alzheimers
Even if you get a blood transfusion the other persons dna is in you for up to thee years. So if you get blood from someone of the opposite sex does that suddenly make you a transgender?
Even some animals had two gender in one body mean they can pregnant themselves lol. People are dumb
@@abroom3908 Look at clownfish... if the female dies, the biggest male literally changes sex and becomes the new female.
And yeah, asexual reproduction in animals is also a thing. Lizards do it sometimes, having babies completely without a partner. And snails are often hermaphrodites, so if two snails meet they can lay eggs no matter what.
i dont know how to feel about the fact that "I will refer to you as a chicken nugget" gave me gender euphoria
lmao same tho
I'm a cis Woman and even I had that feeling
i get referred to as a "creature/being/entity/anomaly/thing" (+ other synonyms, and i asked for it lol) or any kind of thing that can be put in the category of "born from a void".
it makes me incredibly happy to not be referred to as a human!
Me to... But if I would be a chicken nugget then I would have to stop getting chicken nuggets from McDonald's.
@@entityofthestars welp it's cool to se other non-humans here lmao
The "single mom could be a lesbian" looks ALOT like Amity Blight from the Owl House, who is also a l e s b e a n
Woah your profile pic is so pretty!
I was thinking that too
And is raising king
So I wasn't the only one who thought of that!
BRO I WAS COMING TO THE COMMENTS TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE THOUGHT THAT TOO LMAO
"the f in conservative stands for funny"
and the c in conservative stands for clowns
XD yes
omg yes
I SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED THIS LOUD
No, it stands for circus
The T in conservative stands for “the entire circus”
If someone told me “I’m Trumpgender MAGAsexual” I would just think that they were making an absolutely fantastic piece of political satire or a god-tier shitpost
Dude same
That sounds like something my friends would say as a joke, so I'd just assume sarcasm/satire
Perfect (also I can’t tell if you user is your name or is in reference to creativity)
Trump gender is just
*CHEF'S ORGASMIC KISS*
@@janussanders8345 It’s both babes, I picked it because of him x
3:40
Can I just appreciate how she took the time out of her day to add a trigger warning for language that she slipped up and used and doesn't try to make it seem like the people that might get offended are in the wrong? 10/10 stars and rainbows. You won the prize. Amazing. *chefs kiss*
Okay but the fact she actually apologized for accidentally slipping up made me so happy and that right there is where I realized the bar is so so SO low.
Edit: don’t get me wrong here, I am really happy that she did that and I’m not taking that for granted but that is the BARE MINIMUM.
How are people “pro life” but also “pro gun”
They're not pro-life, they're pro-forced-birth.
It’s because they aren’t pro-life, they are pro-control
gUnS dOnT kIlL pEoPlE, pEoPlE kIlL pEoPlE
@MIDKNIGHTSENTINEL 22 weird flex but okay
@MIDKNIGHTSENTINEL 22 me too, I believe someone should have the choice if they want to have an abortion or not but I also believe in gun ownership. I don't believe making guns illegal is really gonna do anything, here in Canada guns are illegal and yet there ate still shootings, not as severe of course but they still happen. just a while ago there was a mass shooting in nova scotia.
When they’re “pro life”but they’re mad at an institution that helps people plan a good life for their kids or prevent and avoid having a kid if they can’t provide a good life for it
pepperdine-graphic.com/pro-life-the-movement-that-ends-at-birth/
A lot of pro-lifers genuinely don't understand what abortion and Planned Parenthood are. They think that an afab person can walk in to Planned Parenthood in they're ninth month of pregnancy and get an entire fetus "vacuumed" out. There's so much misinformation taught in schools AKA abstinence only and spread online that most pro-lifers don't realize that they agree with pro-choice. In nearly every state it is illegal to perform an abortion past the fourth/fifth month of pregnancy without obvious exemptions(rape/incest/medical emergency). In lots of surveys they asked people if they were pro-life or pro-choice and what they agreed with and disagreed with like 80%/85% of people agreed with the laws we already have but 40%/45% of people identified as pro-life. That means at last half of all pro-lifers agree with the laws we already have but have been misinformed either in school on the internet or just by talking to people because most people somehow don't know this most American abortion law is based on science and when it is medically appropriate to perform an abortion. Most people agree that afab people should have a choice but many are swayed by Scare tactics and misinformation.
@@mayholland9474 i want to talk about a situation related. -some people try to make you do things for things they own like the sims its not that good of a game but you dont know that and what they ask for is just a hug OK you can do it you say to yourself but they dont only want a hug they want more uncomfortable things.-*SORRY FOR WRITING THIS*
They only care about the life until its born. Then, it has to follow a certain criteria.
White? Cis? Straight? Rich? Male? Christian? Conservative values?
If it's no to any of those, suddenly life doesnt matter anymore and they dont deserve rights.
I don’t understand why would they want women to have a kid they didn’t want?? Like?? It will just make them both depressed, the kid wasn’t planned because they didn’t want it.
"The fact that minimum wage and living wage are 2 different things is fucked up."
exactly
I actually don't think so, if you could live a normal life as a cashier at a Jack In The Box, than the majority of people would work there, those jobs are intended for teenagers with no experience, if you want to get a living wage, you finish high school, join the military, go off to college ext. If people could live a normal life moping the floors of a McDonald, everyone would be working at a McDonald's. And that's not a necessity.
@@jasonpickles2576 you can have your opinion, i'll keep mine
@@irbiswirbis ok, take care
@@user-if5sg7hm9o maybe, that’s a good point. But you would definitely see an influx of people going for cheaper jobs so they can live off of less productive work.
What classifies as art: fashion, clothes, movies, devotions, home design, architecture, hair styles. The list goes on
Absolutely any form of design is art. Even the money they prize so much is affected by art, someone had to design the graphic on it. If they want to live in a world completely devoid of art, they can go back to before the stone age, when our ancestors lived in trees and were prey animals.
@@wolvie1618 even then there were cave drawings
@@quinntessence3475 hence why I said BEFORE the stone age, before cave paintings were a thing lol
Trump was really more of a hat salesman than a president :/
He’s got a dating site orange boy is a joke
underrated comment
I love how we can say “was” now
Maybe that was his goal all along
@@komaru_7120 I really think that might be it
Trying to figure out what they mean by MAGAsexual. Do they derive sexual pleasure from oppressing and bullying people?
.
Yeah, that's valid. That absolutely makes sense.
That’s just sadism tho... Morons, they are
no it means they're sexually attracted to dead raccoons
@@willwestland8358 ok trump stan
@@willwestland8358 You’ve wandered into the wrong saloon, padre. *cocks gun*
Sexual attraction to trump
Fashion, Music, Food, and Architecture can all be works of art. The Statue of Liberty is a sculpture, and sculpting is a work of art!!
'If you tell me you identify as a chicken nugget, I will refer to you as a chicken nugget!'
Why did I love this line so much?
It’s really funny because my science teacher is transgender so whenever I hear that science is against transgender people I laugh so damn hard.
she/he is the true anti-conservative tool
@@Damascene_ or they
@@Damascene_ coul have just said they its not that hard
@@a2point083 i forgot damn
A big name in modern transfeminism has a degree in biology iirc
if someone told my they identified as trumpgender magasexual, i’d stay calm and ask them their pronouns and ask to have a discussion about their journey to find their gender identity. then i’d watch as they flounder to explain that they were making fun of me
LOL that would be hilarious to watch
@@Ivytheherbert "that's kinda gay, bro"
Also Trumpgender would imply their gender IS Trump, being Trump.
The ultimate way to mess them up. I’m gonna copy that if it happens to me. XD
as my mom likes to say "an opinion is 'I don't like pineapple on pizza' not 'people different from me don't deserve rights'"
I love your mom
I like your profile picture
She's on POINT.
May I also present a personal favorite quote of mine by author/youtuber Xiran Jay Zhao "We can *disagree* on which academic citation format is the best, not GENO*IDE!!"
As a minor that has mental problems, is an artist, and has trouble working because of those mental problems, I am TERRIFIED to grow up in america with everything getting more expensive.
Then when you get older, speak out against inflation
“women aren’t funny”
how am i not funny when my entire existence is a joke?
how you like them apples?
❤
That... wasn’t funny tho... and there are a lot of funny women. Next time try to find a real conservative instead of a strawman.
@@porcupioneergaming2907 maybe that joke doesn’t appeal to your taste, but frankly, that doesn’t matter to me. it wasn’t pointed at anyone specifically, just meant to be something funny that i came up with at like four am
@@stuckbetweenfandoms5138 ) this same con tried to downplayed Covid but im not sure how incorrect he is...
@@porcupioneergaming2907 *Sigh*
"I'm Trump-gender"
Sweet, what are your pronouns?
" trump/trump self "
" neo pronouns cool! "
" no 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 they no exist😡😡😡‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲 "
tru/trump/trumps/trumps/trumpself
@@taylorpresleyy ahahaha, facts
@Kylie Callaway ahaha, i love it
i would like, but the number of likes is 69, damn it-
Artists are mostly so humble, frugal and provide so much joy with their talent. Yeah lets just not pay them cause its not a "real job".
4:15 ''I fight for women having freedom of choice and body autonomy, therefore I am a problem'' - Queer Kiwi Descartes, 1634
My father told me, "the older you get, the more conservative you'll become", and I have never, and will never, feel that same type of fear.
Edit: I'm perfectly fine with y'all mocking my dad in the replies
Someone on Reddit said the same thing to me,, I'm t e r r i f i e d
@@briiarlight Like, it's absolutely horrifying to be told that bigotry and hate are like wrinkles, that you'll inevitably fall victim to it.
I've never been told that, but that still scares me
Well, they’re wrong. The more you grow up around and listen to toxic people, the more conservative you’ll become.
@@bluepearl4624 yeah but also I'm surrounded by toxic people and I'm not conservative soooo
the “blm activist” is LITERALLY me, same hair (the colors, shape, etc.) same piercings, same personality, ALL. Sir, get out of my house please
You kinda cute then 👉👈 (hope I don't sound creepy)
U look like amity blight lmao
@@veravanophoven_ i do, i dyed my hair that way bc of her LEMSJWIWKSO
@@stickysocks6369 thank u!! I really appreciate that
I- i love this. Queen. You are a queen.
Conservatives: leftists are sooooo sensitive! Those snowflakes make me sick🤢
Literally any of us: ... gender is different than sex
Conservatives: REEEEEEEEEE
Random person: bi people dont exist
Me: *waves* hi
Fades away slowly
"Oh what's that? you're PANsexual? I can't believe you're attracted to pans. WOW!"
Same
@@nostalgicfears if someone says that, say “yeah so I can hit you with it”
@@lunalovegoodscharmnecklace2066 What a marvelous suggestion, thank you.
I love your response of “if you tell me you identify as a chicken nugget I will refer to u as a chicken nugget”
Similar to my response with Gina Carano being transphobic when asked to put pronouns in boop twitter bio. I’m sure beep loves it when i refer to bop that way.
honestly. people are like “what if someone asks you to use crazy pronouns”. idgaf its none of my business ill use their pronouns.
@@3CH0502 but how are you doing that?It's so hard to use one set of pronouns instead of the others, especially when asked nicely and given examples of using them in different situations.
Like why would I respect others? It's so stupid omg
(It's a joke, I'm not serious)
How u get that pic in ur name
@@illwait4u you need to pay for membership with thequeerkiwi
@@3CH0502 exactly, i’ll never understand why people will purposely misgender others- it’s not affecting you so why do you care so much? idc if you don’t think it makes sense, do you lack basic human empathy that you will go out of your way to make someone feel uncomfortable? they continue to confuse me everyday.
Great video.
In response to “you can’t change your gender”: What about genderfluid people?
You are right since technically a genderfluid person doesn’t change their gender, it changes on its own or in response to factors other than choice.. but perhaps that subtlety deserves some clarification
yes! that is a good point and i guess i should have possibly clarified that as to not exclude anyone ! as you said, gender-fluid people are gender fluid, and that in itself isn't changing genders, it moves, or as far as i'm aware from the few gender fluid people i have spoken to. i don't know enough about it as i am not gender fluid, but based on what i know i think that's how i would explain it. if that makes sense ? i hope i explained that okay !? but if there are any gender fluid people reading this, please reply and give input !
@@TheQueerKiwi woah
@@TheQueerKiwi As a gender fluid person I think that gender fluid is a gender in itself and not really switching genders I swich pronouns and whether I'm feminine or masculine or neither. Of course different people have different opinions but that's just me
@@TheQueerKiwi Hi! I recently came out as gender fluid and I don't think I know enough to have a input but from what I understand it's kinda a flow through genders if that's what your asking about.And again from what I know I switch through my Pronouns/"gender identity" and so right now I'm using they/them even though I was born a female.(Hope that clears anything)
Everyone here has an amazing point- I feel smarter reading this-
I love how at the end she Litterally said thank you to Bakugou 😂😂😂
As a person living with multiple conservatives, your description of them is terrifyingly accurate. I mean like actually. How did you know
Not my dad walking by while i got the notif and saying "there's no F in conservative?" Yes. That's the point 😁
(Edit pft i got a notif saying "someone liked your comment" and was like ooh 1 like epic but um i guess i got 4.2k 1 likes so that was a nice surprise)
LMFAO
That smiley at the end makes this comment 1000 times better
*that's the joke*
And there IS an f in female so take that stupid conservatives ( dont they say the f in women is for funny or something like that )
Unicorn_the_Gg exactly
Rich capitalists be like: "I breathe and poop AND have lots of money. Gimme money!!!"
Fr
Yeah because they actually work and risk their lively hoods for their successful business unlike you who thinks you should get free things because they beg for it socialist trash
@@ceros1901 how dose sitting on your ass all day in a fancy office/house while watching poor people die "risk there livelihood"?
@@ceros1901 Yeah because sitting behind a desk and yelling at your workers is sooo hard. But seriously. Socialists don't want "free money" but want that people who are in desperate need of it and don't have any possibility to get some (because they have been fired, have had an accident making them incapable of their jobs, being very sick) are provided the things they need, such as food, housing and healthcare. It's only meant for people who are desperate and have no other way out, not for everyone. Because of course it would be crazy if we would just hand out money to everyone.
@@ceros1901 I think you meant, “exploit the working class”
I never knew you were supposed to say afab people instead of women....i must have offended so many people in the past....thank you soo much for educating me on this💜💜
What does afab stand for?
@@agstinacueva1673
Assigned
Female
At
Birth
On the other end of that is Amab:
Assigned
Male
At
Birth
That part about people getting offended by the phrase ''Happy Holidays'' is so true!! I told someone at a holiday party ''Happy Holidays'' and they straight up yelled back "No! It's Merry Christmas!" Sorry, old man, but I'm allowed to say ''Happy Holidays!'' I prefer it because it's more inclusive in my opinion! I never once said that you can't say ''Merry Christmas!''
Personally, the comics and pictures that mean something like "this person got mad at me for saying Christmas" or "This guy got offended at me because I said I was MAGAsexual" blah blah blah.
I feel like they either made shit up or had an encounter with a sarcastic liberal, and failed to recognise it.
Both are sad and hilarious.
Yea also when they say "they got mad at me for saying Christmas" you can almost bet it wasn't JUST because they said the word "Christmas" 🙄
Its like they want to be oppressed for some reason lol
Hell people get offended by “ happy holidays” and liberals are supposed to be the snowflakes?
@@desireeloveros1055 In my observation, conservatives are the flakiest of all snowflakes - just look at Candace Owens having a massive cry-baby session all because a bloke wore a dress - so conservatives having meltdowns because someone said "happy holidays" doesn't surprise me in the least.
@@wolf1066
My mom is dating a republican right now (unfortunately) we played cards against humanity and he had a card that was a offensive to the answer card. My friend put down republicans as his answer and the dude flipped his shit.
He finally rage quit after I apparently “mocked” him for being left handed. Mind you this guy would not shut up about how the answers he was getting was stupid and how liberals were stupid. The guy’s fucking nuts
The L in conservative stands for loveable.
And the k for kind.
The t is for transphobic
Me when u realize the joke :D
But there's sadly an "l" in repubLican...
@@ocdnforark the f in republican stands for functioning human being
I like how the art for "the average BLM activist" is just YA Amity Blight.
Thank you so much for your videos. I'm growing up in a conservative Christian household and my parents are huge homophobes. My oldest sister is bi, our middle sister is a lesbian and I'm biromantic ace, so I'm really trying to educate myself. Honestly, even "sillier" videos like this one really, really help. Love you and thank you so much!
How did your parents get a gay royal flush. Like dude, The odds.
@@Saturn_Drawz lmaoo
The distress of the voice when the lack of earnings appears
Earnings?
@@annacsetneki1817 Wage theft and underemployment are serious problems. (I assume they meant to say "earrings")
@@awfuldynne you are very right, awfuldynne.
1:24
Girl in photo: **has green hair with a bit of brown**
TOH fans: **breaks down door** WAIT A MINUTE
HAHAHA OHH NO
IKR
+ The pink shirt!!!!
I used to work retail. I was a "supervisor" at Target before they changed their whole setup and it was actual Hell. I've struggled with anxiety and depression for years, but Target got me to my worst point. I broke down, I had constant panic attacks and I ended up getting to the point where I had to go back to therapy for the first time in 10 years. People yelling at me, cussing at me, threatening me. And I didn't make enough money at all, not anything. I shouldn't need to sell my soul for this shit.
earth without art is just "eh"
i have never understood why conservative people get so mad with "happy holidays"??? is christmas not a holiday also??? They are still being included in the saying "happy holidays"??? It really just is anger at the fact that non-Christians are being included for once and just reveals their bigotry
What really gets me is that "Happy Holidays" also includes Thanksgiving and New Years. Even if you're a Christian who doesn't give a shit about other religions' holidays you're still saving time by using it.
tbh it always confused me when i learned about it (english is my second language). In my language (Polish) there's actually no 'Merry Christmas', even tho Poland is like 97% christian. We say 'Wesołych Świąt' which literally translates to happy holidays. (it comes from a fact that Christmas is quite a long word (Boże Narodzenie) and saying 'Wesołych świąt' is more catchy and quick than saying 'Wesołych Świąt Bożego Narodzenia' (happy christmas holidays), but you can still see it as someone wishing you for let's say Hannukkah, or whatever else you celebrate. So yeah the Happy holidays vs Merry Christmas always seemed dumb to me.
It’s the same as the “cis is a slur” arguments. They’re stupid, but prove that they have no real argument, just bigotry.
"i said christmas" conservatives really like fighting nonexistent wars, huh?
Yes, that's why they put so much money into the military.
@@reharm_reality its even worse when you realize military gets about 760 billion and education gets less than a billion.
Me when she started describing the "average conservitive": "Please stop decribing my family.... I can't move out yet..."
Edit: spelling errors
My family are Christian and very homophobic, so I'm never coming out to them. Also can't move out yet either, I'm only 15
@@beanamean880 I am so sorry for you, I hope you leave as quick as you can
I was not ready to look up at my phone and see “katsuki bakugou” 😭😭
I really appreciate the disclaimer at 3:41, we all slip up sometimes- we have to make sure we correct ourselves and apologize. Thank you!
Same.
Yea I felt that was really mature and comforting to me as an enby. Made me respect her even more than I already did
I'm personally cisgender but I loved that she did that because I know many people who aren't cis (such as my enby partner) and I love seeing the inclusiveness
It was nice to see that, and made my afab enby heart warm. We all slip up, hell, _I_ slip up on my _own_ pronouns sometimes (only came out to more than 1 person a couple months ago)
Me too I got sooooo happy I wanted to cry. I just felt like someone cared for once
You realizing you forgot your earrings is me forgetting literally everything. Seriously, every time I leave my house I manage to forget something...
I feel you✌😓
I have adhd so I really felt that
I ALWAYS THINK ‘I feel like I’ve forgotten something’ AND I DID UAUSFHEN
@@mushroomlover479 I have adhd and it makes me incredibly energetic and then I feel like I’m being annoying so I get really bad anxiety and start panicking
@@Scoots_0
I'm sorry. I don't get hyper physically. I get hyper mentally. My brain starts going a million miles a minute. Which causes me to talk a LOT. And i get worried I'm being annoying and panic
Can we just start to misgender transphobes? Might have em see our point for a change.
Y E S
omg, catra headpiece earrings I NEED THEMMMM
WAIT WHAT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE IT WAS CATRAS HEAD PIECE
Fun fact: we do not have she/her or he/him pronounces in Persian language. We refer to people as they, and if we want to focus on gender too much we say "that girl/ this boy etc."
Well, lucky you...
In Greek there is no word for "they", only he/she unfortunately
That's really nice, I wish English was like that.
@@reharm_reality ?
We have they/them tho
@@Nat1CreativityCheck Yeah, but we also have she/her and he/him, meaning I have to deal with being called she all the time
@@reharm_reality yeah same
Sorry, I was confused lmao
The d in conservative stands for decent people
So true lmao
1) truer words have never been said.
2) I like your pfp. Memento mori.
@@talianeville516 Ah, an Unus. Memento mori.
The g in conservative stands for greatness.
c - cool
o - optimistic
n - not all of us are racist, homophobic, or rude
s - socialism makes people lazy
e - exceptional
r - really not having it with biden
v - very fed up with dems
a - america!
t - tryin to live a free life
i - internally beating up liberals
v - very cool
e - exciting to have a political conversation
ok but like i wanna be best friends with the "average BLM activist" person, is it just me??
the Christmas one reminds me of my dad who said merry Christmas to someone after they said happy holidays to be rude and he knew they didn't celebrate Christmas
I’m a masculine woman who doesn’t get bothered by conservatives often. when I do, I ask if everything is okay at their home. There isn’t a conclusive response.🧐
Vibes 🤌🏻
The f in conservative stands for funny,
And the l in leftist stands for loving because we accept all sexualities, identities, and races.
the f in leftist stands for funny
@@sand747 the f in flip rogers stands for fucking stupid
@@epicrobloxgaymer69 huh
@@sand747 the f in men, male, and boy stands for funny
@@sand747 the thing is that there is a f in leftist. that’s so embarrassing for you pls 😭✋
"Heros work here!!"
Then pay them more-
The fact that your channel member of the day is "Katsuki Bakugou" (from BNHA), who is just rage incarnate is so fucking funny I can't get over it. Seeing that name at the end of the video literally made my brain freeze (never thought I would associate it with your channel tbh). Thanks for the great content, as always!
I'm white British and work in a school that is majority Somali Muslim. I put my Christmas decorations up every year and they all wish me a merry Christmas same as I respect them celebrating Eid. Just be nice 🥰
Thats so sweet!
How it should be, learning and respect each other culture and holidays!!
Im proud of you and them
I love that the girl in the first meme looks like Amity from TOH
RIGHT???
I thought it was her at first lol (like they used a cartoon character that’s gay from “pc disney) idk
Oof. You're right.
I was just about to comment that
That was literally what I said the min I saw her
My dad: “you have to accept change, nothing in life is consistent and stays the same.”
Also my dad: *is conservative*
Dude, your dad is an oxymoron
What drives me insane is how much money NFL players are paid compared to teachers! Teachers have to use their minimum wage salary to buy their own supplies while NFL players are living large in mansions!!!
That title added a year to my lifespan
It gave me a lifespan.
I love how you immediately rushed to find your earrings once you realised you weren’t wearing any 😂
I can tell you right now being an artist is a very real job. I am an artist and a lot of people around support my business. I make a lot of money in a week usually the price is based on the time spent on it and the looks of it so the price moves around. I am in high school right now and I'm going to donate some of the money I made.
P.S sorry if this is stupid
the catra earrings tho... YEEEEEEEEESSSSSS
Edit: i just noticed the girl in the first "meme" looks like Amity lol
with your description of a conservative i just couldn’t. a boy in my class who i had to sit next to (retching noises) has said each and everyone one of those things to me: attack helicopter, snowflake, etc.
refer to him as helicopter/attack helicopter
Start referring him with female pronouns he will learn how it will feel misgender
We all should start taking what they say in regards to their gender at face value: "Oh, you're an attack helicopter? Sorry, I didn't know. What pronouns do you use then? It? Okay!"
@@nyandoesthings I actually did that once and the helicopter just stopped talking after getting annoyed lmao
Edit: helicopter, not person
If he calls you a Snowflake but gets offended when you dont agree with him just call him a Snowflake it gets them really mad its funny
i want her:
-hair
-eye makeup
-PURPLE COW SWEATER
- that adorable necklace she has
-that comforter pattern shes got
- CAN I BE AS PRETTY AS YOOOOOOOU?!?!
Yes you can my friend
I don’t think it’s a sweater, it looks more like a fluffy onesie which is even better tbh
I wanna get that onesie only just to find out if it's as comfy and fluffy as it looks-
i want her earrings 😭
@@randomdreamer5429 are they Catra earrings?? 🤩
3:44 I love that you gave a little warning. That’s so considerate of you😭💕
1:45
ITS AMITY BLIGHT
STRAIGHT HAIR STRAIGHT AS STRAIGHT FORWARD-
FCKING HELL YEAH
The title reminded me of something. My dad's friend's son told him *"the r in women stands for rights"* and since then I've been saying *"the b in man stands for brains"*
I came out as bi to my mom yesterday and she took it so well ✨💕 thank you sav for providing this safe space for me to be comfortable with my sexuality 💙💜💗
I'm so proud of you!
I wish I had your mom and not the mom that told my sis when she came out "the world is just getting to you head" and the mom that makes me scared to come out as bi too.
@@ryleighd7147 Thank you 💗✨ I’m so sorry, if your not accepted by your parents or family I and many others will love and accept you for the amazing person you are💜💜
Aww welcome to the club fellow bisexual!!
@i waz here omg that’s so wild! 💕✨ I’m so proud of you 💙💜💗
Congrats!!
"Earrings! I forgot earrings!"
Are- are those Catra earrings? They look like Catra's headpiece thing
Yep those are Catra’s headpiece earrings.
1:22 IS THAT AMITY BLIGHT I'M WHEEZING
Just wanted to say that your channel feels like a big warm hug from someone you love 😘💜
i am so so glad i'm able to do that for you 🥺🥺🥺
@@TheQueerKiwi love you so much !
Me, in fifth grade: “I identify as an attack helicopter u-u”
Me, now: *non-binary and pan*
Wait wait I know this sounds like a weird question but is your username your gender neutral name since you're non binary (you don't have to answer tho)
@@mushroomlover479 yeah
@@senkunno
Sorry for the weird question. I was just asking because my non binary partner is also named Parker. You probably don't care sorry- i get excited over little things
@@mushroomlover479 it’s fine, that’s really cool though!
@@senkunno
Yup!
7:15 People have the right to not die of hunger, thirst and exposure? What a controversial leftist thing to say!
"The right can't meme" is just such an accurate statement. 😂
This comment would be true if you replaced “right” with “left”
Ok, I see your guys gals and non-binary pals, and I raise you kings queens and royalty in between
🥺🥺🥺amazing 12/10
I LOVE IT
Beautiful
Dudes, Dudettes and Dudon'ts?
A bit classist.
It really is so funny when people act like being an artist isn't a real job like.
The phone or computer you're using, started as a concept which was then drawn and designed by a type of artist. Those fancy cars you like, started as a concept and was designed by a type of artist. Your House, your furniture, etc.
So much stuff depends on people that can draw and bring concepts to life. It's crazy how easy people forget that.
"What was Pablo Picasso's job?"
"Artist"
"That's not a real job"
It’s honestly so discouraging when people say that
As an artist, I approve of this
"people arent changing their gender"
me, genderfluid: uh..... *sweats* .. um...
Question:when you freeze do you become gendersolid? /j
Conservatives should probably be called regressives instead
8:27 a few years ago a candy store had to leave my area because minimum wage was raised. If you can't afford to pay a living wage to your workers you should stop operating.
Wow, that is crazy! I feel so bad for the poor workers!
Floofy Chill Cool. What's that tell you about the system? Instead of acting like it's a bad idea to pay people enough to live, recognize what actually killed those businesses. It wasn't the workers.
@@bexb3557 I was trying to say you should stop operating
I was listening to WAP like the pansexual i am but hell this is better
Mood
Wow I feel kinda called out by this lmao
@Olivia Roters yuhhh,,, hi :D
We Are Pans, make everyone WEAK
@@squeakSquak BOOMBOOM! HAHA! *EVIL LAUGHTER*
Education has barely anything to do with whether or not you can get a job anymore because the education system is so broken, nowadays it's basically if you know someone who has money then you're set for life
Just wanted to say that 1. the CW / disclaimer thing around 3 and a half minutes in genuinely made me SO happy, and 2. some trans folk don't see ourselves as "born in the wrong body" and don't have an issue with our anatomy, but moreso see our bodies as what we are. Ie. my body is that of a man's, simply because the brain controlling this body happens to be masculine-leaning.