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  • The Acolyte Trailer shows us the future of Star Wars. It's not good.
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    Leslye Headland’s new Star Wars show just dropped its first trailer! And the excitement couldn’t be lower. The former personal assistant to one of the worst people in Hollywood was given the keys to the Disney Star Wars kingdom by Kathleen Kennedy to make queer Star Wars.
    Let’s look at what is the future of Star Wars.
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  • @RobotHead
    @RobotHead  2 месяца назад +158

    Hey Legends! Will you be watching The Acolyte? You can find me on Twitter and Instagram. And do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers!

    • @User-xc1ml
      @User-xc1ml 2 месяца назад +2

      If it’s good, I’ll watch it. Simple.

    • @dadetomric
      @dadetomric 2 месяца назад

      I would also love to see Keanu in Star Wars. I always envisioned him playing an older version of Ezra after he was trained completely.

    • @thebipolarbear1
      @thebipolarbear1 2 месяца назад +3

      All hail robothead!

    • @derkaderkamohamadallaackbarnut
      @derkaderkamohamadallaackbarnut 2 месяца назад

      Lolol no. I let you suffer for me then get to listen to you shit on it. I find that much better than watching all this shit coming out.

    • @stephenmac6926
      @stephenmac6926 2 месяца назад +10

      It would take glowing reviews from people I trust to go anywhere near Disney Wars at this point.

  • @CataclysmDM
    @CataclysmDM 2 месяца назад +984

    They have indeed, put a chick in it, and made it lame and gay.

    • @dearthditch
      @dearthditch 2 месяца назад +59

      South Parks getting to be like the Simpsons. Except they predict horrible social trends exploding

    • @gryffen9608
      @gryffen9608 2 месяца назад +8

      And the answer to that is, "This is The Way."

    • @SMX815
      @SMX815 2 месяца назад +2

      😂

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla 2 месяца назад +25

      The Force is gay with this one.

    • @SMX815
      @SMX815 2 месяца назад +6

      @@tyrannozilla camp as a row of tents!

  • @GeraltofRivia22
    @GeraltofRivia22 2 месяца назад +1047

    "It's about power and who gets to wield it". Modern Hollywood writers are obsessed with power and that is the trait of a villain.

    • @MasticinaAkicta
      @MasticinaAkicta 2 месяца назад +83

      Lets be fair, modern Hollywood writers don't know what a HERO means or how HEROES are written.

    • @rebusd
      @rebusd 2 месяца назад +22

      Beautifully put. Might one add that the additional ignorance of mastery of one's passions similarly indicates villainy?

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 2 месяца назад

      Disney Corporation is a cia asset. freakshow hollyweird is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where they researched human behavioral techniques using stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 2 месяца назад

      Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthropology. This stuff stems back to mkultra where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 2 месяца назад

      Disney is a cia asset. The freakshow is the cover for deep seeded media anthr*pology. This stuff stems back to mk***tra programs where the cia researched human behavioral techniques by using controlled stimuli to trigger predetermined subconscious reactions in people. These techniques have since been deployed all throughout united states media

  • @kungpao56
    @kungpao56 2 месяца назад +390

    as a black person im so sick of hollywood pushing the killmonger dreadlocks on black characters when hardly any black people wear the killmonger dreads in real life

    • @ironiczombie2530
      @ironiczombie2530 2 месяца назад +27

      Seriously, i have only seen 2 IRL and they were both little kids

    • @CountKibblesNBits
      @CountKibblesNBits 2 месяца назад +10

      Where the waves at?

    • @TheFlyingHambone
      @TheFlyingHambone 2 месяца назад +24

      i keep it obama style because it's cheap and easy. haven't paid for a haircut in 16 years.

    • @jamesmacleod671
      @jamesmacleod671 2 месяца назад +10

      Hollyweird is out of touch with real life.

    • @Jabberstax
      @Jabberstax 2 месяца назад +2

      I agree with Robothead. They should bring back the jheri curl.

  • @skyserf
    @skyserf 2 месяца назад +241

    It’s almost like they took the Southpark episode literally.

    • @blackmamba7775
      @blackmamba7775 2 месяца назад +6

      Maybe south park called it but they were too invested to make changes lol either way, hilarious.

    • @vereor66
      @vereor66 2 месяца назад +15

      Kathleen kennedy after watching panderverse: *furiously taking notes*

    • @kyju7093
      @kyju7093 2 месяца назад +8

      They actually had this in the pipeline for YEARS and were suppose to drop it earlier apparently but I’m pretty sure that single South Park episode actually did damage to this entire franchise to the point they tried to delay the project so people will hopefully forget about the joke but that will literally never happen 😂😂

    • @Doctor_Bamias
      @Doctor_Bamias Месяц назад +3

      Disney: "And i took that personally"

  • @Randymountaine
    @Randymountaine 2 месяца назад +982

    Me: So what's this new show about?
    Leslye Headland: I'm Queer

    • @makeitsonumberone1358
      @makeitsonumberone1358 2 месяца назад +103

      scissoring in space

    • @theekim6625
      @theekim6625 2 месяца назад

      If a straight White man shows up, and he isn't the villain or a simp, I'll be shocked to my core

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 2 месяца назад

      🏳‍🌈

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 2 месяца назад +28

      @@makeitsonumberone1358Heh. Lesbian death bed is a thing. Sometimes it's more about not wanting men than actually wanting women.

    • @DaWali1000
      @DaWali1000 2 месяца назад

      Its about a chick and she is gay

  • @knives6683
    @knives6683 2 месяца назад +884

    It's time for disney to let the Starwars universe go.

    • @SexyFace
      @SexyFace 2 месяца назад +37

      Disney's cia overlords will not allow that to happen

    • @Antidoxy
      @Antidoxy 2 месяца назад +36

      "and give it back to us... The people."😂😅
      - Bane, Dark Knight Rises

    • @murphykenji
      @murphykenji 2 месяца назад +27

      "...kill it (at the box office) if they have to."

    • @b3sit0s
      @b3sit0s 2 месяца назад +21

      it’s time for disney to let itself go

    • @hammerofscience534
      @hammerofscience534 2 месяца назад

      Nah they need to continue to pound it into the ground and burn billions of dollars until they are forced to sell it to Young Rippa.

  • @haroldb1856
    @haroldb1856 2 месяца назад +220

    Close your eyes. What do you see?
    Leslye Headland: Nothing, Harvey.

  • @errorinn8834
    @errorinn8834 2 месяца назад +170

    It's crazy that assistants of Hollywood executives that answered phones, got coffee, and most likely did sexual favors for a living are now head creative show runners for star wars.

    • @kelevra7711
      @kelevra7711 2 месяца назад +28

      And Gina Carano got kicked for not being in line with Disneys woke agenda. Has Bobby Iger not just taken the ex- assistant of Harvey, but the island and clients too?

    • @jimbo9305
      @jimbo9305 2 месяца назад +10

      Silence has a price.

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 2 месяца назад +13

      It looks like SW became Disney's talentless dump.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 2 месяца назад

      SW is now just SJW, nothing surprising.

    • @marsoelflaco5722
      @marsoelflaco5722 2 месяца назад +7

      That's show bizzz!!!
      Yaaaassss, Yaaaaassss!

  • @pgp
    @pgp 2 месяца назад +367

    Southpark was spot on 😂

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 2 месяца назад +3

      That's because Southpark is also in on the agenda, always has been

    • @darthrevan454
      @darthrevan454 2 месяца назад +27

      ​@@manoz6194Yeah no bro, don't forget to take your meds

    • @DDRWakaLaka
      @DDRWakaLaka 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@manoz6194cringe comment

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 2 месяца назад

      @darthrevan454 How do you think they get so many things "right"? It's called predictive programming. They just do it in a funny way but that is a result of the greater evil.

    • @manoz6194
      @manoz6194 2 месяца назад +3

      @@darthrevan454 How else do you think they get so many things "right"? Jeez some people are so naive. There is NOTHING on TV that will even remotely tell you the truth about anything

  • @AshCosgrove
    @AshCosgrove 2 месяца назад +279

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "Not a white person in sight. What happened to them all?"

    • @BlackGold-fc7tu
      @BlackGold-fc7tu 2 месяца назад +50

      They're the bad guys

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 2 месяца назад +37

      They were purged by the matriarchy

    • @theruggedindoorsman
      @theruggedindoorsman 2 месяца назад +16

      Ah you miss the good ole days when Mace and Lando were the only black guys in the entire galaxy. Well they’re never coming back.🤣

    • @TollFree999
      @TollFree999 2 месяца назад

      Are the white girls not considered white now? Or are they DEI hires as well lol.

    • @TheOmegagoldfish
      @TheOmegagoldfish 2 месяца назад

      ​@@theruggedindoorsman Mace's gone and Lando's still got his dick stuck in the Falcon's exhaust pipe.

  • @alex9x9
    @alex9x9 2 месяца назад +80

    "Star Wars saved my life 😢" has the exact same energy as "My dog stepped on a bee 😢"

    • @1stAmendmentorDie1776
      @1stAmendmentorDie1776 2 месяца назад

      Two crazy women trying to cry because deep down they have no soul to actually cry.
      People don't want to talk about it but the history of psychology tells us that men do bad stuff, but more women suffer from narcissism and are more incapable of empithy.

  • @Nykkynn
    @Nykkynn 2 месяца назад +150

    So after Disney sued South Park, they went ahead and put a chick in the next Star Wars movie and made her gay.

    • @Tranceporter33
      @Tranceporter33 2 месяца назад +29

      I can't believe that Disney sued South Park for revealing the plot of all future Disney movies and Shows.

    • @pureevilfnord
      @pureevilfnord 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Tranceporter33I can't believe it either because it didn't happen.

    • @seductiveraven4895
      @seductiveraven4895 Месяц назад

      What is wrong with a character that happens to be a gay girl?

    • @djluminol
      @djluminol Месяц назад +4

      @@seductiveraven4895 Nothing if fits the world or the story. Everything when it's shoehorned in for no reason other than to send a message about the story tellers personal beliefs. Imagine you're filming the movie 300. The camera pans to show a wide shot of all the soldiers and half of them are gay women. That would be weird. If the movie takes place in a modern city it wouldn't be weird at all to see a gay couple walking down the street. It would be to see a platoons worth of Spartans going to war with a hotdog vendor though. The characters in a film need to be relevant to the world and the story being told or it's like having a TV ad in the middle of the film that keeps showing up over and over again. Nobody likes ads. Most people have no problem diverse characters as long as they fit the world.

    • @seductiveraven4895
      @seductiveraven4895 Месяц назад

      @@djluminol So gay people don't fit the world of star wars? I didn't know sexuality was so important that it can unimmerse you from a piece of media.

  • @insaneoutlaw4749
    @insaneoutlaw4749 2 месяца назад +416

    Old star wars makes you feel like a kid, Disney star wars makes you feel like a child.

    • @joeymagz5332
      @joeymagz5332 2 месяца назад +20

      God tier comment.

    • @WellWisdom.
      @WellWisdom. 2 месяца назад +7

      And a cringe child at that.

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 2 месяца назад +8

      Correction: Disney 'Star Wars' IN NAME ONLY, contemptuously treats us like a child.

    • @Dazgul
      @Dazgul 2 месяца назад +2

      Feels like children made it.

    • @longtsun8286
      @longtsun8286 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Dazgul Even a six-year-old child can think of a better, MORE ENTERTAINING story, than anyone working at "current year" Disney!

  • @bradleymiller4490
    @bradleymiller4490 2 месяца назад +121

    It’s almost like hiring people whose whole personality doesn’t ever evolve beyond their sexuality is a mistake. Great art requires depth which is something Hollywood is sorely lacking.

    • @renlysotherlover294
      @renlysotherlover294 2 месяца назад +1

      As a gay man i can attest that I love representation more than anyone but for once id like a gay character to just exist and it not be a big deal as it should be.

    • @Blackout0O0
      @Blackout0O0 2 месяца назад

      I remember those robots in college who were so hell bent on making everyone know their stance on sexuality. They pushed me away as they were too gay to talk to. Hopefully they go to college to learn, not show-off or hook-up. I felt that college courses took an easy/cheap route by focusing in these characters/persons instead of actual education. Now look at all these college graduates in media and workforce. Go woke go broke. I feel that they want me to be gay or something so I can vote Democrat

    • @grabble7605
      @grabble7605 2 месяца назад +1

      Ah yes. Depth...A thing Star Wars is totally known for...

    • @JasonTaylor90210
      @JasonTaylor90210 2 месяца назад +4

      Narcissists don't have real depth.😂

  • @Warsie-Fan
    @Warsie-Fan 2 месяца назад +122

    "Star Wars saved my life (sob)",.. translation: I have a job everyone!

    • @theunknowncommenter725
      @theunknowncommenter725 2 месяца назад +12

      For some people, Star Wars saving their lives is a legitimate thing.
      When Leslie headland, Harvey Weinstein's former personal assistant says it... I don't believe her.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 2 месяца назад +7

      She must have been like "If you don't let me do this, I'll spill the beans on all your creepy secrets then kill myself!", in which case she wasn't lying...

    • @craigmonty
      @craigmonty 2 месяца назад +6

      That story she gives has to be about the fakest attempt at crying I think i've ever seen. The insane level of narcissism you'd have to have to do that is mind boggling.

    • @darthbiscuit
      @darthbiscuit 2 месяца назад +1

      That was my first 1st thought as well. She probably saw a dead end career saved by Disney. And the ethics and life she gave up for that dead end career is horrifying

  • @zerocool5395
    @zerocool5395 2 месяца назад +181

    There's NO WAY IN HELL that woman worked with that man and never saw anything creepy/fucked up/inappropriate.
    She's got secrets, and this show is most definitely a way to keep her quiet.

    • @thea.m.p.co.467
      @thea.m.p.co.467 2 месяца назад

      Leslye Headland is actually a transitioned Robert Z'dar - he obviously faked his own death and has been living as a woman for years.

    • @KidFork2525
      @KidFork2525 2 месяца назад +35

      Most likely because she’s doing creepy things in the back herself so it was normal for her. Her vibe is definitely off!

    • @1stAmendmentorDie1776
      @1stAmendmentorDie1776 2 месяца назад +2

      No, she spoke to the right people.
      If harvey was still around we would be watching his movies which weren't woke.
      Notice how drastic the movies changed when he got locked up.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Месяц назад

      @@1stAmendmentorDie1776 That pervy jew produced some good films for sure

    • @1stAmendmentorDie1776
      @1stAmendmentorDie1776 Месяц назад +4

      @@ethanwright752
      He was doing what his people do.
      They do worship the devil after all.

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 2 месяца назад +299

    I’m fully expecting them to drag both Plagueis and Yoda into this mess to utterly destroy them, they are among the few characters left in Disney Star Wars who haven’t been completely ruined yet.

    • @8DarthGhost8
      @8DarthGhost8 2 месяца назад +62

      I can smell the speech Yoda has about pronouns and trans rights coming from a thousand miles away.

    • @heroebennett
      @heroebennett 2 месяца назад +4

      ah man don't remind them !!

    • @MyLibertyTV
      @MyLibertyTV 2 месяца назад +9

      Unless they completely destroy cannon then Yoda can’t be in it. The Jedi alive during Episode One had never encountered a Sith and the last reported encounter was over a thousand years prior to that. Plagueis would be around 15 during the time period and was raised from infancy as a Sith, so the Sith in the show probably is him or his master unless they break cannon again.

    • @fuferito
      @fuferito 2 месяца назад +13

      Yoda jumping around like a _Tom & Jerry_ cartoon in the Prequels was ruined almost 30 years ago.

    • @SplatterPenguin
      @SplatterPenguin 2 месяца назад +9

      @@fuferitoHow is less than 22 years "almost 30 years"?

  • @OhCanadaGamer
    @OhCanadaGamer 2 месяца назад +35

    Between "YAAAASSSS! YASSSSSS!" and "Star Wars saved my life (sob)" I didn't even need to see the trailer to know this was gonna be brown note level sh!t.

    • @marsoelflaco5722
      @marsoelflaco5722 2 месяца назад +1

      👏🏼

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 2 месяца назад

      My favorite part was when the intersectional person was on screen

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 2 месяца назад +71

    This is like Star Wars The Eternals, a prequel nobody asked for, filled with characters nobody cares about, and will never be mentioned again anywhere in the franchise lol

    • @RosarioMorgan
      @RosarioMorgan Месяц назад +2

      Cannot wait for all the Acolyte toys end up in the dollar stores next to the Rey toys

    • @MeisterSchwabbo
      @MeisterSchwabbo Месяц назад

      Sorry, i know eternals doesn't have a big fanbase or was really good but, my guy, Eternals is probably a 100 times better...

  • @jakelong3466
    @jakelong3466 2 месяца назад +71

    They really pulled a fast one on us with the Force Awakens trailer. How naive we all were.

    • @fakshen1973
      @fakshen1973 2 месяца назад +20

      The Mando trailer as well... we thought we were getting armored cowboys in space. But it turned into the baby yoda dinosaur show.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 2 месяца назад +8

      I saw through it, immediately

    • @naamadossantossilva4736
      @naamadossantossilva4736 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@majorgear1021Me too.Something about they reusing X-wings and Tie fighters didn't sit well with me.

    • @ron5545
      @ron5545 2 месяца назад +4

      @@majorgear1021 Same. I wasn't interested regardless but it was easy to see the trailers for it were nostalgia bait.

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 2 месяца назад

      woMandalorian did I post begrudgingly back in the 2015(6?) time of dark shadows to come

  • @floydffrogfloydffrog7453
    @floydffrogfloydffrog7453 2 месяца назад +143

    "Robot Head saved my life" there, I said it.

    • @kurtwk
      @kurtwk 2 месяца назад

      …I thought you typed “ Robert Head” 😜 I’m like “Who’s that?” ….. never mind me, carry on.

    • @ddegn
      @ddegn 2 месяца назад +2

      Robot Head saved my life too.

    • @matthewcollins4773
      @matthewcollins4773 2 месяца назад

      Like Reva saved Luke's life. By deciding not to kill. Robot Head has saved all of our lives, by choosing not to become Darth Vader. Thank you, Robot Head.

    • @GH-ub7qz
      @GH-ub7qz 2 месяца назад

      with a song?

  • @andrewnaeseth8490
    @andrewnaeseth8490 2 месяца назад +106

    Stop calling it Star Wars

    • @blumenation8904
      @blumenation8904 2 месяца назад +9

      They ru8ned their IP... its okay Star Wars is dead bro - we still got 6 movies, Rouge One, EU and the good games from it... nothing lasts forever and disney is much like Midas except turning everything to 💩

    • @Averybritishbear
      @Averybritishbear 2 месяца назад

      Star Wars
      SW
      Shit what

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 2 месяца назад +1

      Yknow, that's a great idea... What do we dub it? I suggest "Star Quislings"

    • @lightseeker4155
      @lightseeker4155 2 месяца назад +4

      💯 starwars is dead

    • @mumkaimusic
      @mumkaimusic 2 месяца назад

      Is it. Cope. Or cry to mommy as you usually do.

  • @miller42
    @miller42 2 месяца назад +42

    Made by Big Harv's assistant and starring her wife as one of the main characters.
    Gotta love nepotism under Kathleen Kennedy.

  • @badboibubby1878
    @badboibubby1878 2 месяца назад +24

    “We wuz jedis n sheeet.”

  • @badghosttv
    @badghosttv 2 месяца назад +65

    All those kids are not actors, their friends and creators of the shows kids

    • @Merchantofpueblo
      @Merchantofpueblo 2 месяца назад +8

      With this quality I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re the writing staff😂

    • @theaces3697
      @theaces3697 2 месяца назад +4

      that is fairly common though? even Lucas used his kid and some friends kids in the prequels

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 2 месяца назад

      That's not that big a deal tbh, they sit there and say a line; if at all.
      Guess the less attractive kids were put in alien suits, poor kids will get teased about that.

    • @marsoelflaco5722
      @marsoelflaco5722 2 месяца назад +3

      I heard Kimmel's niece or nephew is in the Mandalorian. It's all about who you know.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 2 месяца назад

      @@theaces3697 Sure, Will Smith also got his super talented son into movies, it's all good...

  • @sharksbreath7
    @sharksbreath7 2 месяца назад +52

    John Wick with a lightsaber, yeah I'd watch that.

    • @beskarman38
      @beskarman38 2 месяца назад +2

      I second to that.

    • @FTWSamFisher
      @FTWSamFisher 2 месяца назад

      Third, that sounds fuckin badass

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 2 месяца назад +1

      Ninja Kamui. The adult swim anime going on rn, is essentially John Wick but ninjas. They even have sci fi katanas. It’s the closest to Star Wars John wick we are likely to get.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Месяц назад

      Except no white men allowed

  • @mikeisthelunawolf
    @mikeisthelunawolf 2 месяца назад +17

    "This is not about good or bad. It's about power." - this phrase was written by Kathleen Kenedy herself

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 2 месяца назад

      While she pooped on an Indiana Jones poster.

  • @fredo1070
    @fredo1070 2 месяца назад +43

    "Close your eyes, what do you see?"
    "The Panderverse is the pathway to abilities some consider to be..... unnatural."

  • @jamietuggnut3312
    @jamietuggnut3312 2 месяца назад +22

    "It's about power and who gets to wield it". Kind of odd how Kathleen Kennedy and Leslie Hedlon both seem to have a lot of power in Hollywood. What is the source behind this power? Hmmm, I wonder....🤔

  • @nolsee1176
    @nolsee1176 2 месяца назад +21

    “It’s not about good or bad, it’s about power.” That’s a sentiment literally expressed by Lord Voldemort. 😅

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 2 месяца назад

      It’s a Sith story. What else do you expect? “It’s about saving the galaxy and being friends with everyone!”?

  • @gqubed1
    @gqubed1 2 месяца назад +11

    a Jedi mind trick is NOT the lasso of truth. They really don't understand the force.

    • @Jacurutu
      @Jacurutu 2 месяца назад +2

      its space magic, you don't understand it either. Its a mcguffin.

  • @DarthDevorin
    @DarthDevorin 2 месяца назад +23

    "I see fire."
    Ed Sheeran called, he wants his song title back.

    • @emil4ata
      @emil4ata 2 месяца назад

      Or maybe adele

  • @lorexperti
    @lorexperti 2 месяца назад +47

    “some really cool hair”
    and then bro pulled up with the KILLMONGER😭💀

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 2 месяца назад

      I know people are ragging on it a lot. But, I actually like it. 🤷 I do see it being like a cliche or trope though, for sure.

  • @dubbyx8490
    @dubbyx8490 2 месяца назад +77

    No Star Wars Bomb is complete without a Robot Head takedown.

  • @guilherme5094
    @guilherme5094 2 месяца назад +8

    The only thing that catches my attention in this trailer is seeing the damage that a lightsaber can do to these trees, and remembering all the times someone who was hit by this powerful weapon came out alive and walking a short time later in Star Wars from Disney.
    An elegant and completely harmless weapon now.

    • @PappyGunn
      @PappyGunn 2 месяца назад

      Yup, but his name was not Solo. They threw him off a cliff just to be sure. No grave for that guy.

  • @ydin9
    @ydin9 2 месяца назад +35

    It's not about if the shows is good or bad, it's about who gets to decide whats goes in it

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 2 месяца назад

      As we know, "the force is female" (and non-white), so that kinda narrows down the things that can go into it...

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 2 месяца назад +1

      It's about power and who wields it.

  • @kenguyii9108
    @kenguyii9108 2 месяца назад +7

    *Original Star Wars: A Galaxy Far, Far Away…*
    *Disney Star Wars: A Galaxy you should stay far, far away..*

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 2 месяца назад +57

    Any sliver of interest I may have had in this show evaporated with that dimwit going "Yassss! Yassss!".

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 2 месяца назад +2

      Nah, you must watch it or you're officially a misogynist...

  • @exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050
    @exoticcarfactsofficialchan7050 2 месяца назад +50

    I'll never understand how the disguise that Obi-wan Kenobi was wearing in ANH, to blend in with the residents of Tattoine, has become retconned as the default uniform of the Jedi order. Either everyone on the planet was a jedi or no one was 😂...and yes, I know that George Lucas carried that motiff forward into both Empire and ROTJ, but still 😂

    • @6denashi608
      @6denashi608 2 месяца назад +5

      Excellent point!

    • @Wileylikethehawk
      @Wileylikethehawk 2 месяца назад +12

      When I was a kid I always assumed Luke’s sick black outfit from the end of ROTJ was the “uniform” of the Jedi…. Which would make a lot more sense.
      Sadly the prequels decided otherwise.

    • @ron5545
      @ron5545 2 месяца назад +10

      Thank you. I've been saying this since the time of the prequels. I guess Uncle Owen was a Jedi knight too.
      The Jedi 'uniform' should be an approximation of what Luke wore in ROTJ. Fighters who wield laser swords wouldn't be wearing baggy clothes and a robe.
      While we're on the subject, there's too many Jedi. Better to present them as smaller in number but mysterious & powerful, rather than armies of them that are easily disposed of. That would also help sell why their presence and use of the force is seemingly forgotten in the original trilogy despite so little time having passed.

    • @ThePagina18
      @ThePagina18 2 месяца назад +6

      @@ron5545 Came here to mention Uncle Owen too. And I second literally everything else you said.

    • @KeldorTheWhite
      @KeldorTheWhite 2 месяца назад

      I agree with you guys but my in Universe excuse is that the Jedi robes became stylish to the Plebs & that's why older people dressed like them. Like and his buddy's don't because the Jedi was their Dad's things.

  • @Zenn3k
    @Zenn3k 2 месяца назад +41

    Fun Fact: Carrie-Ann is only in the 1st episode of the show, he presence in the trailer is a bait and switch.

    • @HiddenHandMedia
      @HiddenHandMedia 2 месяца назад +1

      If she's your bait your show has big problems

    • @Zenn3k
      @Zenn3k 2 месяца назад +4

      @@HiddenHandMedia I mean, shes the biggest name on the show, so of course she is the bait.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 Месяц назад

      @@HiddenHandMedia the acting in this show is going to be dumpster tier

  • @nathanstewart3329
    @nathanstewart3329 2 месяца назад +37

    That view of Leslye behind bars looks good to me.

  • @CptSauce
    @CptSauce 2 месяца назад +83

    Here is a question. How many white male kids you counted in that kids group? Huh, interesting, isn't it.

    • @BlackGold-fc7tu
      @BlackGold-fc7tu 2 месяца назад +24

      They put them in the Sith camp

    • @Anayoth
      @Anayoth 2 месяца назад +22

      @@BlackGold-fc7tu If you happen to spot one in this show, he’s 95% probably evil

    • @whos-the-stiff
      @whos-the-stiff 2 месяца назад +8

      Exactly 0 by my count.

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 2 месяца назад

      Only females, POC and aliens. Then again, "the force is female" (and POC/alien, I guess), as we know...

    • @discobroccoli198
      @discobroccoli198 2 месяца назад

      Why does there have to be white males?

  • @chriswhite2151
    @chriswhite2151 2 месяца назад +10

    She looks like the old dude from "Up"

  • @dougbrooks2501
    @dougbrooks2501 2 месяца назад +13

    I think Disney is just trolling us all now.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six 2 месяца назад +1

      The lack of self awareness at Disney is astounding

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 2 месяца назад

      Reall,y I think what we got was South Park insider info- and they made an episode (in a week's time) to bemuse us. NOW we have the fruit of their labors to aid in our own level of mockery.

    • @SomeRandomGatorFan
      @SomeRandomGatorFan Месяц назад

      No they genuinely think this is awesome. Hollywood is one big insane asylum

  • @FrankZR1
    @FrankZR1 2 месяца назад +17

    Always a great day when Robot Head drops a new banger video about the ongoing tragedy that is "Disney Star Wars".

  • @Toshiro93
    @Toshiro93 2 месяца назад +5

    The fact that they had to create a story involving Leia in the Obi Wan series, and that Luke was not even considered at all, says a lot about the attention to even macroscopic details of these productions... who needs more protection? To a little girl who is part of a very powerful family, who lives on a peaceful planet...or to a boy who resides with his aunt and uncle on an isolated farm in the middle of a desert, populated by aggressive natives, dangerous animals and various others dangers?
    Not to mention that Leia won't mention all this mess when she records her distress message in ANH, only mentioning the Clone Wars...and, indeed...the way she talks about it ("you served (you, Obi Wan Kenobi) under my father in the Clone Wars") suggests a story told to her by her father Bail Organa, and that therefore she has never met Obi firsthand.

  • @kentlindal5422
    @kentlindal5422 2 месяца назад +8

    "Star Wars saved my life."
    And I, for one, will never forgive it.

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH 2 месяца назад +2

      hahaha just another reason to dislike it.

    • @Hallelujah3r
      @Hallelujah3r Месяц назад +1

      Saved her life but ruined millions

  • @starkiller1194
    @starkiller1194 2 месяца назад +8

    Haven't watched any of Disney's disasters in a long time. The more people that watch, the more they keep making

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 2 месяца назад +12

    Speaking of bringing Earth stuff in Star Wars I remember an article begging that Star Wars bring in characters with Muslim names. The author's reasoning is that since Christianity is already represented by Luke, a name from the the Bible, so now Star War should diversify its roster of characters. I don't remember when exactly this article was released but I know that the current meaning of the words "woke" and "diversity" haven't yet to appear. I think this was back when I was still mostly read articles from websites and have yet to become a full time RUclips content consumer.

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 2 месяца назад +6

      The author of that article should just read Dune instead. If that’s what they want

    • @Anayoth
      @Anayoth 2 месяца назад +2

      @@misanthropicservitorofmars2116 They’d unironically call Dune (the OG Dune) Islamophobic

    • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
      @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 2 месяца назад

      @@Anayoth they already call the new ones “white savior”. These people are mental.

  • @RCsev070
    @RCsev070 2 месяца назад +5

    I'm inexplicably hyped by keanu Reeves as Revan. Oh my lord, the potential glory

    • @cankhovich1796
      @cankhovich1796 2 месяца назад +1

      no better character could be cast

    • @fish5645
      @fish5645 2 месяца назад

      It would never be made, that would imply there is a strong white male that is utterly self reliant. Disney believes only coloured people can be in their shows and if there are white males they must be pathetic and leashed to strong women for guidance/protection. I mean just look at the state of the two hippos running Star Wars, there is a mission going on because they are unhappy they look like fucked uncooked eggs.

  • @Lockieez
    @Lockieez 2 месяца назад +6

    You definitely hit the nail on the head when you say it all looks the same. I do wonder how anybody gets excited for this IP anymore.

    • @majorgear1021
      @majorgear1021 2 месяца назад +3

      I sure as heck don’t. The closest I get to watching it are youtube videos tearing it apart.

  • @w12266
    @w12266 2 месяца назад +3

    "Close your eyes! What do you see?"
    "I can see the (dislike) numbers, Mason! What do they mean?"

  • @skylark9896
    @skylark9896 2 месяца назад +3

    A detail I really appreciated in Andor was that a lot of people had hairstyles that looked like they were from the late 70's / early 80's.

  • @angellohector
    @angellohector 2 месяца назад +7

    With all these planets in a vast universe they could explore and the means to create it, they always end up in Scotland

  • @thedoomaster14
    @thedoomaster14 2 месяца назад +21

    if only they could show us evil baby Palpatine, pooping his pants all over, we can only dream 😔

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 2 месяца назад

      A prepubescent palpatine pooping in his pantiloons?

    • @rap1df1r3
      @rap1df1r3 2 месяца назад

      It will be revealed that he was originally a black gay girl, but turned into a straight white male as he become more and more evil.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six 2 месяца назад +2

      But still with Ian's voice! "I SENSE A POOPING!" lol

  • @JimP-tc7gg
    @JimP-tc7gg 2 месяца назад +7

    Why dont Disney just put out the trilogy they really want:
    Episode 1: Trans Awakening
    Episode 2: The last Straight Whitey
    Episode 3: Rise of the Diverse LGHDTV+ Community

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf 2 месяца назад

      what's wrong with having gay people in star wars? you know they actually exist as real people going about their day to day lives just like you, right?

    • @JimP-tc7gg
      @JimP-tc7gg 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@KydaWoIfI'm gay myself but it doesn't make me unique or special. Its 2024 and is practically normalised at this point.
      Im just bored of directors expecting praise purely because of their own background or casting choices. Aren't you?
      The overall story, production and actual talent is what matters most. The sexuality of a character or the actors involved is irrelevant...but Disney seem to think otherwise.

  • @berenerchamion4998
    @berenerchamion4998 2 месяца назад +12

    Yo, Robot Head! At least we can all have some fun comiserating over a once great IP. Cheers from Brasil! All the best 🇧🇷🤘

  • @hawkward957
    @hawkward957 2 месяца назад +14

    “It’s not about good or bad Star Wars content. It’s about ownership and who gets to exploit it.”

  • @FiliusFidelis
    @FiliusFidelis 2 месяца назад +5

    4:35 not to mention some of these kids are standing way too close to each other if those are indeed 'real' lightsabers, someone's gonna lose an arm.

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf 2 месяца назад +1

      They're supposed to be trined enough to be well aware of themselves and their surroundings

  • @The1theycallghost3030
    @The1theycallghost3030 2 месяца назад +5

    My first reaction to the acolyte was * i cant wait for robotheads breakdown

  • @ericpowell4350
    @ericpowell4350 2 месяца назад +11

    With few exceptions such as Andor and moments from The Mandalorian, that trailer was the last Star Wars "Star Wars-thing" that we had.

    • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
      @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 2 месяца назад +3

      Andor doesn't count because half of us hated it.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six 2 месяца назад

      @@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz Yes! Andor was very lame

  • @fjiukjiu7178
    @fjiukjiu7178 2 месяца назад +5

    "This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before" -Butthead-

  • @paulloughlin3732
    @paulloughlin3732 2 месяца назад +6

    The tired 'Yeah' from the lady shill at the 9:53 mark was hilarious! Trying to be excited 😅 thank you in advance, Robot Head for sitting through this one you legend!

  • @danielparrott8660
    @danielparrott8660 2 месяца назад +5

    I like the part where star wars saves her life. So stunning.

  • @sky173
    @sky173 2 месяца назад +26

    Star Wars is dead to me.

    • @see2remember
      @see2remember 2 месяца назад +2

      Disney killed it unfortunately

    • @danielestey7780
      @danielestey7780 2 месяца назад +2

      Star wars died the moment that George Lucas sold his soul to Disney four four billion dollars.

    • @see2remember
      @see2remember 2 месяца назад

      @@danielestey7780 well honestly who wouldn't? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Goldenspiderducck
    @Goldenspiderducck 2 месяца назад +19

    The opposite of love is not hate….
    …..it’s indifference.

    • @APsychicMonkey
      @APsychicMonkey 2 месяца назад

      Apathy is death.

    • @mumkaimusic
      @mumkaimusic 2 месяца назад

      The opposite of love is this comment section

  • @westonlewis379
    @westonlewis379 2 месяца назад +2

    Why the hell were there so many yellow light sabers?! There are only a small handful of sentinels in the whole universe for Christ sakes. You are either a temple guardian or a sentinel who acts on their own, they virtually never operate with other Jedi…

  • @beezysbeatz4924
    @beezysbeatz4924 2 месяца назад +5

    Thanks RH! At least I have you, the Drinker and Reaper to look forward to when there's a new Star War.

  • @tristancollins3547
    @tristancollins3547 2 месяца назад +7

    Honey wake up, new robot head video just dropped.

  • @guillaumeinjjuz1744
    @guillaumeinjjuz1744 2 месяца назад +7

    To me a Sith female like her could never be a great villain. We want some old creepy man mysterious

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 2 месяца назад

      Someone OBVIOUSLY never read Darth Bane.

    • @guillaumeinjjuz1744
      @guillaumeinjjuz1744 2 месяца назад

      @@ThespianPrince13 darth Bane is a male

    • @ThespianPrince13
      @ThespianPrince13 2 месяца назад

      @@guillaumeinjjuz1744 And his apprentice was female. That’s what I’m saying.

    • @meal_team_six
      @meal_team_six 2 месяца назад

      @@ThespianPrince13 I think you are assuming her gender which means you are phobic and stereotyping and now I'm triggered and need to go eat ice cream to relax but I have this mask on because I don't want to catch the covid so now I'm anxious and don't know what to do and I can't get up off my couch because I have lupis and was sexually assaulted by the patriarchy which is why I can't work anywhere but starbucks or target. I really hate pretty women and I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!

  • @BigEarnMcCracken55
    @BigEarnMcCracken55 2 месяца назад +2

    It’s absolutely insane what Disney and Kk had done with a 5 billion franchise. The only positive is I’m such a fan of RUclipsrs channels that skewer Star Wars content, and there are so many!

  • @capital5901
    @capital5901 2 месяца назад +4

    the black male haristyle that will be used from now on is the "Myles Morales" look, @ 10:49 that's the only way leslie will be seen in the future, through bars. Also...why is no one using the term SITHUATION...

  • @JeffreyAllanBackowski
    @JeffreyAllanBackowski 2 месяца назад +8

    Three cheers for RobotHead!

  • @neil_nice5252
    @neil_nice5252 2 месяца назад +3

    When I saw TFA I picked up on The Message... had low expectations.. gave it 3.5/10 after seeing the movie.I was checked out afterward.. glad many have finally caught on.

  • @Steril707
    @Steril707 2 месяца назад +3

    Love seeing you on drinker's open bar everytime you are there, mate...

    • @kirstenb1913
      @kirstenb1913 2 месяца назад

      Agree, need more of that combo

  • @roskorillist23
    @roskorillist23 2 месяца назад +2

    You are the only SW commentator who has ever brought up the Force super speed in ep 1!
    I expected obi wan to pay it off at the end of the movie from the first time I saw it in theaters, and couldn't believe i never heard anyone point that HUGE plot hole out!
    Finally a couple yrs ago I mentioned it in an EFAP chat, and a friendly ewok there said that there is a DVD commentary where the editor or someone says that its NOT actually force speed run, but an unintended glitch in the movie edit that was incomprehensibly left in rather than cut or corrected.

    • @whos-the-stiff
      @whos-the-stiff 2 месяца назад +1

      I remember reading the novelisation of TPM when it first came out, and it definitely said the Jedi force run from the droidekas. So that editor or producer was talking bollocks. It wasn't any overlooked glitch.

    • @roskorillist23
      @roskorillist23 2 месяца назад

      @@whos-the-stiff well then I'm back to my original question of WHY the hell didn't obi wan force run fast through the reactor shields and stop qui-gon from being the only person killed by lightsaber poke to the torso?!

  • @topcat7323
    @topcat7323 2 месяца назад +9

    Disney is killing jedi. It doesn't make sense. 😅😂😅

  • @darrylcatay2295
    @darrylcatay2295 2 месяца назад +5

    A Gerry curl for Wookies ! Brilliant !

  • @dr.bright6272
    @dr.bright6272 2 месяца назад +6

    Here's an idea, a distant past Star Wars film/series that focuses on the Sith and isn't made by Disney

    • @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz
      @GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz 2 месяца назад

      We are allowed to draw steam boat willy now. But SO HELP YOU GOD OF YOU GIVE HIM GLOVES.
      Disney, doesn't let IP go. For any reason. Starwars is eternally intered now.
      Someone will have to write a distinct universe. Good news is, most of starwars is so generic that is might as well be public domain already

  • @lovesickforone
    @lovesickforone 2 месяца назад +2

    Best Acolyte video! I was with you in 2015. I even suppressed Hans terrible death scene after watching it...Who could screw up a franchise that everyone "wanted" to love?
    Anyway great review and gave me some good memories of seeing the trailer of the Force Awakens again. Respect Robot Head!

  • @FredSpade
    @FredSpade 2 месяца назад +3

    No, what saved Lezzbee's life was being to unattractive for Harvey to want to consume it/that.

  • @elvo6217
    @elvo6217 2 месяца назад +3

    I'm not watching it I'll just watch robot head rip it to shreds because EVERYTHING I have felt watching this gen star wars he skillfully elaborated what I've felt about it.

  • @TheGavinator2024
    @TheGavinator2024 2 месяца назад +2

    I felt that great disturbance in the force, as if 1000 voices cried out and then suddenly, there was silence. Like today’s modern music Disney Star Wars won’t be talked about in 50 years.

  • @tstrashychannel7115
    @tstrashychannel7115 2 месяца назад +2

    i mean i always try to first judge something after i seen it, but i know this probally like the other shows were it has some interesting plot set up in the first few episodes and then completly ruins it by forgetting about it for the most part or make others act stupid so the bad guys can get away (like with asoka).

  • @biotrekker
    @biotrekker 2 месяца назад +17

    How about that one kid with giant eyes and no eyelids? How does she "close his eyes"? Or how does she not get her eye poked out by a light saber, or a paper clip?

    • @the_weed_in_your_garden9319
      @the_weed_in_your_garden9319 2 месяца назад

      Doesn't even seem like any type biological/evolutionary advantage to not have eyelids or eyelashes

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 2 месяца назад +1

      Poor shrimp head - always ostracised 😂

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh 2 месяца назад +2

      Maybe the kid can't see already? 😅

  • @mycroft3322
    @mycroft3322 2 месяца назад +5

    Perfect timing, I was just looking for something good to listen to

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 2 месяца назад +2

    3:46 "The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." - George Orwell, "1984" ='[.]'=

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge 2 месяца назад +2

    I didn’t even realize it was Carrie Ann
    Moss and when I saw this for the first time I said “wtf is this Matrix now?”

  • @AKATenn
    @AKATenn 2 месяца назад +4

    I think the problem with disney in general, at this point, even if they do make something good, we've been conditioned to expect it to be trashy. they need to "subvert our expectations", at this point that means make something good, and I don't think they're capable with current management, hopefully this show will be a wakeup call that no matter how much funding they get from multinational hedge fund stock holders and such, they can't force people to like or buy what they're trying to sell us literally or metaphorically...

  • @ryann6919
    @ryann6919 2 месяца назад +3

    It's like this was written by the same AI that created the Willy Wonka experience in Glasgow

  • @LegwarmerProductions
    @LegwarmerProductions 2 месяца назад +1

    AT-AT crushing Lamo Headless was the highlight of the week.

  • @makeitsonumberone1358
    @makeitsonumberone1358 2 месяца назад +4

    Those are not dread locks there're shit locks ~ Buddy Love

  • @jdspetersgaming
    @jdspetersgaming 2 месяца назад +3

    Yoo you brought back the old outro!
    On younglings with lightsabers: I don’t think it’s fair to call out lightsaber mechanics when you claim to not have read the books from before the prequels (EU). They have power settings that can be turned down for younglings. Instead of dismembering, it causes burns.

  • @CarParts08382
    @CarParts08382 2 месяца назад +3

    I find it hilariously fascinating on how much obvious shilling is going around this time. Check out the trailer comments to be amused with the bonfire.

  • @beastlycrawdad6412
    @beastlycrawdad6412 2 месяца назад +2

    I didn’t realize that was an add until you were halfway through it, so good job.

  • @Angry_Peanut_52
    @Angry_Peanut_52 2 месяца назад +20

    Kathleen: "What are your Qualifications?"
    Leslye: "I'm Queer"
    Kathleen: "You're hired."

  • @hammerofscience534
    @hammerofscience534 2 месяца назад +10

    If Trinity does a Scorpion kick I'm going to laugh even harder than just already am.
    How are these things green lite, it's beyond parody now.

    • @ethanwright752
      @ethanwright752 2 месяца назад

      I cringed harder than when I fell asleep during matrix 4

  • @jkvam
    @jkvam 2 месяца назад +4

    1:40: Star Wars might have saved Headland’s life, but at the sacrificial price of how many innovent young girls?

    • @sentryogmixmaster
      @sentryogmixmaster 2 месяца назад +1

      i don't know what an innovent young girl is....but they sound hot!

  • @erminrad1
    @erminrad1 2 месяца назад +3

    Watching this on my lunch break 🤘🏻