Star Wars For Girls - The Acolyte

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  • Опубликовано: 8 май 2024
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    The Acolyte’s second trailer is here and it looks like Disney are going full girl brand. The once power house story for boys has turned it’s back on the old fans in it’s search for a new audience. And that idea is not going so well. Will the Acolyte save Disney and Star Wars? Or will it be the final nail in the coffin for this galaxy far far away?
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  • @RobotHead
    @RobotHead  Месяц назад +224

    Will The Acolyte save Star Wars? (We all know the answer). You can find me on Twitter and Instagram. And do the “Like”, “Subscribe” and “Bell” thing so you don’t miss a video. Cheers my friends!

    • @Commander23c
      @Commander23c Месяц назад +12

      It's all so tiresome. I just want some good sci-fi again.

    • @ohbejuankenobi663
      @ohbejuankenobi663 Месяц назад

      Try The Expanse ​@@Commander23c

    • @ohbejuankenobi663
      @ohbejuankenobi663 Месяц назад +9

      Heck no. This will be worse than rings of power.

    • @MrCometcrusher78
      @MrCometcrusher78 Месяц назад +2

      🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @taxreturn14
      @taxreturn14 Месяц назад +3

      just as you said, Obi wan series all over again

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Месяц назад +2329

    As a straight, white male…I can’t wait until I get the blame for this show failing!

    • @RadioactiveDinosaur
      @RadioactiveDinosaur Месяц назад +82

      You and me both 😂

    • @starwin4000
      @starwin4000 Месяц назад +27

      It will only fall on deaf ears.

    • @SunnyLovetts
      @SunnyLovetts Месяц назад

      stop assuming your gender bigot

    • @user-sv9we5bx2n
      @user-sv9we5bx2n Месяц назад +34

      Even koreans don’t watch this
      Despite of lee sung Jae is in it.

    • @robertdouble559
      @robertdouble559 Месяц назад +52

      @@user-sv9we5bx2n Waste of his considerable talent. He deserves better. No doubt they'll make him a weak little man who needs to be told what's good by a mary sue.

  • @citizenjubjub
    @citizenjubjub Месяц назад +1174

    that "star wars saved my life" moment is one of the phoniest things I've ever seen and im glad you keep reminding us of it.

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 Месяц назад +67

      Was Harvey chasing her when a Star Wars episode came on TV or something? 😂

    • @bartoszwrobel770
      @bartoszwrobel770 Месяц назад +58

      ​@@DaNinja60even Weinstein wouldnt touch this

    • @Deuteromis
      @Deuteromis Месяц назад +64

      I knew she was fake when asked what her favorite Star Wars was, she couldn't name one and just said she liked them all.

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 Месяц назад +26

      @@Deuteromis That is the go to answer when you don't have a clue. 😂

    • @riildiilcomments891
      @riildiilcomments891 Месяц назад +25

      Exactly what part of Star Wars "saved her life"?

  • @ericgarcia4745
    @ericgarcia4745 Месяц назад +147

    Jabba is Weinstein. Leia is his victims. That little giggling pet creature is Headland

    • @wytho3751
      @wytho3751 Месяц назад +28

      Don't besmirch Salacious Crumb like that, bro.

    • @badfoot
      @badfoot Месяц назад +9

      And rancor is KK getting ridden by boba fett who is boba iger marching through & destroying Moss Espa which is Disney Co.

    • @vtaycur
      @vtaycur Месяц назад +4

      I was gonna say she reminds me of some creature you’d find scuttling around Tatooine

    • @KeldorDAntrell
      @KeldorDAntrell 27 дней назад +2

      @@wytho3751 Salacious *B* Crumb (what a name).

  • @Juhno
    @Juhno Месяц назад +82

    Why do these people who proclaim that "this [product] saved my life" or "it offered a world to escape to when I was a teenager" so often seem to want to change everything about it beyond recognition...

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Месяц назад

      1. they're lying
      2. they're stupid.
      3. they're evil and knowingly doing so.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +14

      Same reason viruses love arriving in a new host.

    • @anon4854
      @anon4854 Месяц назад

      Boys and men mostly have no issue identifying with a character provided their journey is interesting/entertaining. Those characters dont have to look like them, talk like them, think like them, etc. Those are all largely irrelevant aspects of entertainment. Girls and women mostly lack that ability. So, what do they do when they have creative control over an IP? They change it to represent them. And because they're diversity hires they dont have the skill to pull it off. Maybe if they had gotten to where they are on merit things might be different.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Месяц назад +6

      Fake fans, they want the power to ruin something.

  • @necoparx2687
    @necoparx2687 Месяц назад +821

    Jedi control their emotions.
    Jedi don't allow their emotions to control them.

    • @Jac486
      @Jac486 Месяц назад +44

      They aren't Jedi. They are Sith.

    • @IsGrouse
      @IsGrouse Месяц назад +6

      you do know they aren't real jedi? just actors that play jedi hope this helps!

    • @connernickerson5509
      @connernickerson5509 Месяц назад

      ​@@IsGrousewhoosh
      You missed the point fool.

    • @scoso1313
      @scoso1313 Месяц назад +7

      But these are ladies

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 Месяц назад +22

      ​@@scoso1313Jedi control their emotions. Except for once every 28 days.

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 Месяц назад +390

    if star wars saved your life, why are you killing it??

    • @MarvinPowell1
      @MarvinPowell1 Месяц назад +55

      Because that's how parasites survive.

    • @rickdeckardbladerunner2049
      @rickdeckardbladerunner2049 Месяц назад +25

      It never saved her life, it allowed her to have a platform to play the victim.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Месяц назад +10

      @@rickdeckardbladerunner2049 i know but ill still question it. She let those words come out of her mouth, she can answer for them

    • @colorin81colorado
      @colorin81colorado Месяц назад +3

      Great question!

    • @markhowd7117
      @markhowd7117 Месяц назад +13

      They are such huge fans, yet want to change almost everything about it.

  • @_MikeJon_
    @_MikeJon_ Месяц назад +178

    My wife was reading about this show yesterday. She said "who tf is this for? A girl power star wars? Literally no one wants that." I was proud lol

    • @zakkblack5024
      @zakkblack5024 Месяц назад +3

      This

    • @user-yp6yr9te7l
      @user-yp6yr9te7l Месяц назад +20

      It's been girl power for literally a decade now, lol. Rey, Admiral Purple Hair, I'll give General Leia a pass but that was bullshyt, Jyn Erso, Qi'ra And The Beta Boyfriend, Baby Leia, Reva, Mando S3 was The Book of Bo Katan but at least I like Bo Katan, and we literally got a whole show of females just last year with Ahsoka. And yet they STILL make it seem like it's never been done before. Every single time.

    • @Peppersfirst
      @Peppersfirst 25 дней назад +1

      Well done Sir.

    • @MiraSubieGirl
      @MiraSubieGirl 13 дней назад +2

      I mean are you surprised? WIFE explains it. Men dont go near insufferable Leftists.
      Me: Thinks there is 7 canonical star wars movies. The rest is cancer.
      Also me: Married.

    • @_MikeJon_
      @_MikeJon_ 12 дней назад +1

      @@MiraSubieGirl My wife is a normie, that's the point.

  • @TheSavageThanos
    @TheSavageThanos Месяц назад +39

    Every Star Wars fan is looking at the prequels now like Thanos looking at Nebula
    "Perhaps I treated you too harshly"

    • @raymondjurie9047
      @raymondjurie9047 Месяц назад +3

      Nah, they are still absolutely garbage.

    • @TheSavageThanos
      @TheSavageThanos Месяц назад +7

      @raymondjurie9047 I dont think they're very good but I'll take them over the most recent star wars stuff.

    • @wavestation999
      @wavestation999 13 дней назад +1

      ​@@raymondjurie9047you must be 50 years old

    • @yurikendal4868
      @yurikendal4868 8 дней назад

      ​@@TheSavageThanosIll take neither

    • @pandakun8556
      @pandakun8556 8 дней назад

      @@raymondjurie9047they are infinitely better than the plot armor wars from the 1970s

  • @lourawls-nl9ch
    @lourawls-nl9ch Месяц назад +274

    Almost 50 years ago we thought the Christmas Special was the low point for Star Wars. Boy, were we wrong.

    • @vardiganxpl1698
      @vardiganxpl1698 Месяц назад +19

      Nah man, The Christmas Special was the true peak

    • @holidayspecialbobafett3870
      @holidayspecialbobafett3870 Месяц назад

      @@vardiganxpl1698 It's fun to watch with a couple of friends and a few beers!

    • @chocomalk
      @chocomalk Месяц назад +3

      At least that had some redeeming qualities, like the Boba Fett part...but I would watch the life day song over any of the new Disney Wars.

    • @pubcle
      @pubcle 29 дней назад +6

      @@vardiganxpl1698 No.
      The Christmas Special did, objectively, less damage than any large scale production Disney has made following Rogue One. It was, objectively, better written in many regards than The Last Jedi, Ahsoka, Kenobi, or Rise of Skywalker. Oh not to mention Aftermath, that book is the worst I have ever seen, it is genuinely less competent in sentence structure & vocabulary than My Immortal.
      I remember when we used to mock Triclopse, a single character for a single mediocre young children's book series. It doesn't even remotely compare to what we have now suffered.

    • @VincitOmniaVeritas7
      @VincitOmniaVeritas7 5 дней назад

      Can’t wait for the remake of that one

  • @TheVisualDigitalArts
    @TheVisualDigitalArts Месяц назад +453

    These women are like the bratty little sister that wants to play but then changes all the rules and calls you mean for saying no.

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque Месяц назад +53

      As shes throwing a fit on the floor in your room, mom and dad yell, "just let her play, son, no big deal" and as soon as your sis hears this, smiles evily and starts breaking your stuff, "what? Mom and dad said you had to let me play.." ..breaks a buncha stuff and skips out of the room.. "mommy? Daddy? ..he broke all his toys and pushed me out.."

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Месяц назад +18

      ​@@StayFractalesquethat sounds unusually detailed. Sorry if that happened to you bud!

    • @StayFractalesque
      @StayFractalesque Месяц назад +41

      @@Valen-mh9fh ..actually, i made it up.. crazy how i know how to write a more convincing fiction than Disney's professionals, eh?

    • @TheVisualDigitalArts
      @TheVisualDigitalArts Месяц назад +9

      @@StayFractalesque 😂

    • @brycedery9596
      @brycedery9596 Месяц назад +15

      @@Valen-mh9fh That was my sister, no relationship anymore.

  • @nightelfuser
    @nightelfuser Месяц назад +35

    It blows my mind that so many "fans" can't tell the difference between a Sith and a Dark Jedi.

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +6

      Nothing in the movies explains the difference, or even really references a difference.

    • @Y2Kr4SHM4N
      @Y2Kr4SHM4N Месяц назад +6

      The difference is that one gets called a Sith and the other dark Jedi when the story calls for it.
      It’s akin to the prequels denoting Anakin being as the powerful Chosen One despite conveying the other Jedi as equal, or even, vastly superior in ability to him.

  • @andrewmiller2236
    @andrewmiller2236 Месяц назад +42

    The only thing of Star Wars I watch anymore is the obituary videos like these.

  • @ryanmuhm7584
    @ryanmuhm7584 Месяц назад +495

    "Peace is a lie" sounds pretty Sithy to me....

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Месяц назад +9

      Aren't these girls Sith though?

    • @rarescevei8268
      @rarescevei8268 Месяц назад +49

      The Sith code says:
      Peace is a lie, there is only passion,
      Through passion I gain power,
      Through power I gain victory,
      Through victory, my chains are broken.

    • @user-vk5bi8ti2b
      @user-vk5bi8ti2b Месяц назад

      @@rarescevei8268You need to retext on your Sith code.📝🔎🤨🧐

    • @FTWSamFisher
      @FTWSamFisher Месяц назад +22

      I played enough KOTOR to know it is

    • @abdizur8765
      @abdizur8765 Месяц назад +17

      Disney: If you're not with us, then you're our enemy!!
      Everyone: Ok.

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Месяц назад +518

    "For a hundred years, we thought Disney were the good guys, but that....was a lie"

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Месяц назад +1

      Walt was apparently smeared hard for his opposition to a communist takeover of the company, but there's been little good there since he passed, at least

    • @user-ef5ug6jx5n
      @user-ef5ug6jx5n Месяц назад

      There is a reason Walt never wanted the jews to get control of the company.

    • @enegmatixerebro
      @enegmatixerebro Месяц назад +6

      lol 💯

    • @THEONETRUEOVERLORD
      @THEONETRUEOVERLORD Месяц назад +9

      Nah they’ve always had evil business practices

    • @DepUTee
      @DepUTee Месяц назад +7

      No one has ever had that thought. They've always been fucking terrible

  • @DoctorDave5
    @DoctorDave5 Месяц назад +31

    “Star Wars saved my life”
    Yeah, right.

  • @Nakatomi_Kagehisa
    @Nakatomi_Kagehisa Месяц назад +18

    They could make an entire show explaning why Ben Quadinaro's podracer exploded at the beggining of the Boonta Eve and even that would be more interesting than this mess of a plot

  • @SewerTapes
    @SewerTapes Месяц назад +508

    I never imagined I'd live long enough to watch Star Wars become the most expensive bonfire in history.

    • @rhyslightning3037
      @rhyslightning3037 Месяц назад +13

      Guy fawkes would be jealous

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Месяц назад +7

      Wait a bit, and you may get to see your whole economy go up

    • @trevorrogers95
      @trevorrogers95 Месяц назад +11

      @@robertbeisert3315All brought to you by communists.

    • @robertbeisert3315
      @robertbeisert3315 Месяц назад

      @@trevorrogers95 No more troubling communist than one involved in politics, academia, or finance.

    •  Месяц назад

      You ignored your Priest's warning in the 80s and here we are fellow degenerates.

  • @AcshualSnotski
    @AcshualSnotski Месяц назад +293

    I'm pretty sure there's a lot of "yaaaas Queens" in Disney writers meetings.

    • @sirenouir4250
      @sirenouir4250 Месяц назад +11

      Oy vey

    • @theghostofmaximumvolume3414
      @theghostofmaximumvolume3414 Месяц назад +12

      Pretty sure the writing room is exclusively LGBT but no "S" in the room.

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Месяц назад +1

      Unironically, too.

    • @jmac9327
      @jmac9327 Месяц назад

      @@sirenouir4250yep that phrase too

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 24 дня назад

      ​@@theghostofmaximumvolume3414No S?

  • @murrfox
    @murrfox Месяц назад +56

    RIP Star Wars
    1977 - 2015
    You will be missed. You live on in our hearts, and in the novelizations of the Extended Universe.

  • @Call-me-Jester
    @Call-me-Jester Месяц назад +73

    The corpse of Starwars isn't being kicked, it's being violated by Kennedy with a lightsaber shaped strap-on.

    • @Tallorian
      @Tallorian Месяц назад +4

      It's fine because George approves it.

    • @zachrohler1047
      @zachrohler1047 Месяц назад +2

      ​@@Tallorianany interview I've seen of George he hates what Disney has done. But doesnt care as much since he sold it. It's out of his hands. Buuuut I did read somewhere that Lucas was thinking about buying it back since its tanking

    • @Tallorian
      @Tallorian Месяц назад

      ​@@zachrohler1047 Were you living under the rock when around 2 months ago George backed up Iger, who was facing vote of no confidence?

    • @drlca6601
      @drlca6601 29 дней назад

      @@zachrohler1047 he has stock so he phones in support from time to time

  • @cbspock1701
    @cbspock1701 Месяц назад +1382

    The franchise is dead

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +25

      Utterly Ash

    • @polishscribe674
      @polishscribe674 Месяц назад +58

      Fans in 2050 be like:
      Somehow Star Wars returned.

    • @palpatinethesenatehog7086
      @palpatinethesenatehog7086 Месяц назад +15

      I left it, after watching Space Battleship Yamato, with no regrets.

    • @Infamous1892
      @Infamous1892 Месяц назад +12

      I don't know. Legends is still pretty good.

    • @WillStopka
      @WillStopka Месяц назад +12

      Been dead with little sparks here and there

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Месяц назад +275

    Star Wars makes me sad.
    Ever since Obi Wan, no anger just sad. Make this stop. Please.

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +5

      Only good things about the Obi wan show was Hayden Christensen and the actress who played Young Leia.

    • @IsGrouse
      @IsGrouse Месяц назад +1

      ah the 2 emotions, anger and sad

    • @user-xx6vy9ri8p
      @user-xx6vy9ri8p Месяц назад +4

      Anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.

    • @larosha1
      @larosha1 Месяц назад +6

      @@chasehedges6775 Didn't see it, but I heard similar, but it made no sense for her to be in a show about Obi-Wan. There was an EU book about Obi-Wan that makes more sense. I don't get why they just didn't make a show about young Leia instead of adding another plot hole.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Месяц назад +1

      Join the path of the Rouge and walk away
      Don't care anymore
      Oh if you need something to cling to? Ummmm
      Nah go to anime. We keep getting nee amazing titles
      Overlord and That Time I was reincarnated as a slime are both amazing. I also think something came out just called Gate. I still need to check it out

  • @serpentinious7745
    @serpentinious7745 Месяц назад +16

    A jedi was murdered [while studying spiders in the Amazon, just before she died]

    • @lukeX2m
      @lukeX2m 27 дней назад

      is this a marvel reference

    • @serpentinious7745
      @serpentinious7745 26 дней назад

      @lukeX2m Yes. The cringe writing of "Madam Web" to be specific.

  • @marcandrelegermusic
    @marcandrelegermusic Месяц назад +17

    I was waiting for “Yas, yas!”. Thank you for delivering. lol

  • @Ob1sdarkside
    @Ob1sdarkside Месяц назад +181

    I wonder how many women Leslie could have saved from Harvey....

    • @eugenerusselnash
      @eugenerusselnash Месяц назад

      If I was a woman I run as far and as fast from the Fa**y Sla**er Headland! Hell I'm a full blooded hetro bloke and I'll still run! Damn Feind is a Predator Herself!

    • @fattiger6957
      @fattiger6957 Месяц назад +32

      In reality, I suspect Harvey gave her a few of his cast-offs

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Месяц назад +21

      Maybe they were a tag team 😅🤮

    • @Ob1sdarkside
      @Ob1sdarkside Месяц назад

      @@fattiger6957 Leslie got her knuckles wet

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Месяц назад +13

      Save them from.... Selling their body for a part in a movie?

  • @Zigzorark
    @Zigzorark Месяц назад +120

    Yes, the patriarchal Galaxy of Star Wars.
    The one where Padme was one of the most influential senators, the one where Ashoka was one of the best characters, and the one where Leia was one of the greatest generals.
    Yep, definitely no important Women here, absolutely none, nope!

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro Месяц назад +21

      Typical of them to put women of the past down to prop themselves up.

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 Месяц назад +8

      Ahsoka is a great character? In what reality?

    • @TheSkepticalPanda
      @TheSkepticalPanda Месяц назад +8

      ​@@mala6238 he probably means best as in "bestest ever!"

    • @pistolbobcat5374
      @pistolbobcat5374 Месяц назад +6

      someone needs to make a meme of these people but in an asylum with the doctor asking "is patriarchy in the room with us today?" :D

    • @mala6238
      @mala6238 Месяц назад +2

      @@TheSkepticalPanda ah, ok. Thanks for the info.

  • @DallasBentco
    @DallasBentco Месяц назад +8

    It’s as if a million voices cried out in terror and were suddenly nauseous.

  • @derekvillorente4334
    @derekvillorente4334 Месяц назад +34

    The Acolyte is going to be like the Hindenburg crashing into the Titanic during a 9.8 earthquake while there is a hurricane. 😂

  • @Khultan
    @Khultan Месяц назад +102

    *Leslye Headland rescued no young woman she sent to her employer.*

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 Месяц назад +25

      Imagine all the NDA’s she coerced woman into signing?

  • @heelmoxley365
    @heelmoxley365 Месяц назад +117

    ‘The next kick into the Star Wars corpse.’ 😂😂😂

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +6

      Another brick in the wall

    • @beskarman38
      @beskarman38 Месяц назад

      Trash filling the curb.

    • @wavegun
      @wavegun Месяц назад +4

      perfect answer!

    • @beskarman38
      @beskarman38 Месяц назад

      Pile of trash kicked to the curb.

  • @happiaxxident
    @happiaxxident Месяц назад +5

    I wonder why dad didn’t kick the footie with me more often? Ah, right… He was owning and operating the number 1 auto frame & paint shop in the city, supporting my atari/nintendo and action figure passions, and teaching how to build & paint models and fly remote control planes. Thanks dad!

    • @danelynch7171
      @danelynch7171 Месяц назад

      And you turned into THIS?! Bet he wishes he spent more time kicking that footie.

  • @SpectreTheHorseman
    @SpectreTheHorseman Месяц назад +8

    Better help sells your data to social media. They have agreed to a settlement. Avoid at all costs.

  • @christophercatiller2422
    @christophercatiller2422 Месяц назад +98

    JJ set the tone nearly a decade ago for Disney Star Wars with his "mystery box" comments. The thing about that is the box either holds nothing or a punch in the nards.

    • @Draknfyre
      @Draknfyre Месяц назад +9

      JJ thinks "mystery box" is a "substitute for a logical and well-written story." Who cares about anything actually making sense and being understandable when you've got a mYsTeRy BoX to wonder about?

    • @christophercatiller2422
      @christophercatiller2422 Месяц назад +7

      @@Draknfyre right. His movies and shows are littered with that crap. Remember Lost or when Maz said, "A story for another time," in regard to Anakin's old saber? LMAO so many mysteries that end up leaving us with numerous unanswered questions. If you set us up with a question, you damn well better have a satisfying answer for it or an answer at all.

    • @Wade_Tyler
      @Wade_Tyler Месяц назад +3

      JJ Plagiarisms

    • @thibaldus3
      @thibaldus3 Месяц назад +1

      No need for a good story. Spectacle and Agenda is enough for activists.

    • @commandershepard9920
      @commandershepard9920 Месяц назад +1

      Politically very much to the left of probably this entire comment section, but it does warm my bitter heart seeing JJ getting hate.

  • @Karzir1
    @Karzir1 Месяц назад +122

    "What are you?" - "I'm Darth Gimp"

  • @yo_mama6414
    @yo_mama6414 Месяц назад +17

    Please don’t take sponsorships from better help anymore
    They use unqualified or cheap therapists and most conventional therapists offer the services they do, and more
    Lots of slop they did was uncovered a few years back in court cases

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +1

      Honestly, though, most people seeing therapists these days don't need qualified help, they need someone to listen to them piss and moan.

    • @yo_mama6414
      @yo_mama6414 Месяц назад +1

      @@billjacobs521 yeah that’s kinda true

  • @arthurkinglor5420
    @arthurkinglor5420 12 дней назад +4

    "I get to be a cool jedi, I can tell you that... I get some cool hair, I can tell you that!" This. F*cking. Guy. * Cosmic eye roll *

  • @charactersmoreorthree
    @charactersmoreorthree Месяц назад +72

    Hey, Robot Head, thanks in advance for watching The Acolyte for me. Good on ya, mate.

  • @MasticinaAkicta
    @MasticinaAkicta Месяц назад +103

    I wish Disney much luck with their NEW AUDIENCE

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Месяц назад +28

      The new, broke as eff, loudmouth audience.

    • @suzybearheart530
      @suzybearheart530 Месяц назад +9

      @@asarishepard8171 Hahaha, accurate!

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Месяц назад +7

      @@suzybearheart530 they bet on the wrong horse. But I guess I'll spend extra money on mass effect merchandise.

    • @Crystalgate
      @Crystalgate Месяц назад +8

      @@asarishepard8171 That's not even the main problem. The "modern audience" Disney is trying to appeal to are mostly a large bunch of virtue signalers. They may post progressive sounding things on social media and wave the rainbow flag during pride parades, but they are not going to actually support the cause they promote. They are ultimately in for self serving purposes. So, when Disney then appeals to them, they will at best post "oh awesome" and then not support the product further. It just doesn't matter how many leeches you appeal to, you will never get anything from them.

    • @asarishepard8171
      @asarishepard8171 Месяц назад

      @@Crystalgate i agree. They're all fake, all of them while touting holier than thou. Thats the biggest kind of fake.

  • @RisenPhoenix68
    @RisenPhoenix68 Месяц назад +3

    You know what SW did for me? Opened my life to the comics that came out in the late 70s and those that came before. SW brought me to an appreciation of classical music and classic movie serials. And... Lucas' artists all inspired me to pursue art. And it began the year that my mother died in 1977.

  • @Charlatan-Parodyman
    @Charlatan-Parodyman Месяц назад +5

    George assured us that Star Wars was not for amateurs

  • @mikep4957
    @mikep4957 Месяц назад +42

    In elementary school I covered all my cheap folders with bad drawings of xwings, tie fighters, and death stars. It's sad to see that nostalgia just rotting in the ground.

  • @terryG420
    @terryG420 Месяц назад +154

    My 4 year old boy is aware of R2D2 and Yoda, that's about it. Middle aged men could have been introducing their kids to Star Wars but aren't because of Disney, the point you made, is so true. Awesome video 👏

    • @11481
      @11481 Месяц назад +12

      It's absolutely spot on honestly. I introduced Star Wars to my 14 year old, we enjoyed it for a little while. Then the Sequels came out and we moved on to other things. Bluey owns the younger demo now.

    • @terryG420
      @terryG420 Месяц назад +3

      @@11481 Bluey does rock

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Месяц назад +11

      I will show my kids George Lucas Star Wars and maybe Clone Wars
      All of which i own physical copies of
      But I won't show them anything else and they won't be allowed on Disney+ for Groomers

    • @Arigator2
      @Arigator2 Месяц назад +3

      I'd show them Attack on Titan instead.

    • @terryG420
      @terryG420 Месяц назад +3

      @@Arigator2 we all need to be at your level haha. Yes 👍

  • @mrpenguinkro1213
    @mrpenguinkro1213 Месяц назад +4

    There's multiple games showing what an old Republic series could look like

  • @BlackGold-fc7tu
    @BlackGold-fc7tu Месяц назад +4

    I remember when it was cool to wish you were a Jedi

  • @regnbuetorsk
    @regnbuetorsk Месяц назад +49

    "Star Wars saved my life"
    -Cube Head

  • @genghistron7035
    @genghistron7035 Месяц назад +59

    'WIGS... IN... SPACCCCCE!'

  • @aderpydonut
    @aderpydonut Месяц назад +5

    Kathleen Kennedy has really gone and said “oh hey, remember Rogue One and the Mandalorian? What if we *never made anything that good ever again?*”

    • @murrfox
      @murrfox Месяц назад +4

      Kathy must be so pissed off with how well Andor was received.

  • @AJ-HawksToxicFinger
    @AJ-HawksToxicFinger Месяц назад +2

    How does it feel to live long enough to see all your favorite franchises go down in flames?
    -Rich Evans

  • @tyrannozilla
    @tyrannozilla Месяц назад +150

    KAREN WARS: EPISODE 65: REVENGE OF THE CHLAMYDIANS.

    • @DaNinja60
      @DaNinja60 Месяц назад +12

      The Jedi run from the evil twins Syphalis and Gonora. People clap as the twins pass by. 😂

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Месяц назад +8

      @@DaNinja60 Michael Rosen: (Lip-smack) "Nice."

    • @willbeard4835
      @willbeard4835 Месяц назад +4

      ​@@tyrannozillaHoly shit I almost died at this

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Месяц назад +1

      @@willbeard4835 Thanks.

    • @MindFlowersDotNet
      @MindFlowersDotNet Месяц назад +2

      Kudos!

  • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
    @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Месяц назад +162

    "My character is a powerful leader", says the woman in a Disney owned media like it has never happened before. Of course you are a "powerful leader", you are a woman in a significant role, what else would Disney make you?

    • @crazyralph6386
      @crazyralph6386 Месяц назад +18

      “She’s a powerful leeda…..yaaass, yaaas!” 😂

    • @narudan
      @narudan Месяц назад +15

      Well except that she isn't at least not really. They keep adding those poeple who have no leading qualities and are only strong because they don't even have to try.

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT Месяц назад

      ​​@@crazyralph6386*_"Yowzah, Yowzah, Yowzah"_*

    • @a.s.raiyan2003-4
      @a.s.raiyan2003-4 Месяц назад +1

      @@crazyralph6386 "Yaaas queen Slayyy"

    • @KasumiKenshirou
      @KasumiKenshirou Месяц назад +5

      Mon Mothma ran the Rebellion in the Original Trilogy. Princess Leia was pretty high up in rank, too. There have been female leaders in Star Wars from the beginning.

  • @pickledparsleyparty
    @pickledparsleyparty Месяц назад +2

    That "it's been very emotional and I have cried many times today" line is delivered like she's talking about something else. 11:19

  • @Tentaculat
    @Tentaculat Месяц назад +3

    "Star wars saved my bank account" is more accuarate

  • @TheCasualSubculturist
    @TheCasualSubculturist Месяц назад +34

    They didn't lose enough money yet. Let them lose more.

  • @Schnittertm1
    @Schnittertm1 Месяц назад +40

    You know, this defense of "just don't tell anybody about the Sith we defeated" doesn't really work, as Yoda had been a member of the Jedi Council and a Grandmaster of the order for hundreds of years at even the point of "The Acolyte". Yoda would remember.

    • @Valen-mh9fh
      @Valen-mh9fh Месяц назад +6

      He took a sabbatical to 'find his feminine side. 😂

    • @CleverGirlAAH
      @CleverGirlAAH Месяц назад +6

      You're employing the enemy of modern Star Wars fans/writers, "logic".

    • @paxwax1
      @paxwax1 Месяц назад +3

      Why are we assuming they give a shit about one line from the prequels?

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +7

      Yeah, and it's not like the Jedi give reports or have a massive library where they store, like, everything.

  • @TheStacanova
    @TheStacanova Месяц назад +4

    Wasn’t the whole “Prequel Era” about how the Jedi became their own bureaucracy and that was the problem?
    One thing central to bureaucracies is the keeping of information.
    I imagine a large portion of the Jedi’s time was spent doing paperwork?
    Heck, George Lucas even showed us that the Jedi have their own historians/archivists in the form of the Librarian trope.
    While they probably keep a lot of secrets, they don’t hide entire situations that include Jedi dying without explanation, so no one knows about it.
    They’d record every detail and then classify it, so only members of the Council would have access.

  • @slaynw.9829
    @slaynw.9829 Месяц назад +3

    Oh no, he is sponsored by Betterhelp.

  • @TheRealHoloNet
    @TheRealHoloNet Месяц назад +20

    4:12 "I think it's difficult to do a show that's critical in any way of the Jedi". Have you seen the prequels, love??

  • @anomalyinc3239
    @anomalyinc3239 Месяц назад +87

    Just here to support Robos algorthm and definitely NOT The Acolyte

    • @RobotHead
      @RobotHead  Месяц назад +18

      Cheers Buddy! let's catch up soon 👍

    • @Darth_Enigma
      @Darth_Enigma Месяц назад +6

      Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Месяц назад +7

      @@RobotHead You two should make a collab video.

    • @jstr6522
      @jstr6522 Месяц назад +4

      Robo has got one of the best channels right now. Nerdrotic can't compare.

    • @tyrannozilla
      @tyrannozilla Месяц назад +1

      @@jstr6522 I second that.

  • @Emelefpi
    @Emelefpi 14 дней назад +2

    "Star Wars saved my life"....suddenly lie detectors all over the world simultaneously exploded

  • @ShaneyBright
    @ShaneyBright Месяц назад +1

    I attended the Star Wars Marathon last weekend in theaters. (Yes, all night long) I saw the original when I was in 5 yrs old in 1977. All 9 movies were played, starting with Episode One.
    I can confirm that Star Wars consists of only 6 films and a Holiday Special. 😂

  • @brosa1212
    @brosa1212 Месяц назад +19

    My wife said she doesnt want to watch this. I guess they missed their mark

  • @DarthEvilicus
    @DarthEvilicus Месяц назад +27

    Can’t find a single straight white male in the show, they say it’s clearly not made for me
    But I’ll still get blamed when this show inevitably fails

    • @NorthwoodsWolf
      @NorthwoodsWolf Месяц назад +3

      YAAS, YAAAAS!!!

    • @Sorain1
      @Sorain1 Месяц назад +2

      Now now, I'm sure their will be a few villains who are straight white men. It's the only role they would hire them for.

    • @dani_i8942
      @dani_i8942 Месяц назад

      Pretty sure there's a wimpy white dude who looks like he's being forced on his knees.

    • @rogerbennett9598
      @rogerbennett9598 15 дней назад

      Um you white guys are not alone dude in George Lucas Star Wars we got Billy Dee Williams and Samuel Jackson … in Disney Star Wars we get a simp Moron in Fin. Hell the actor who played him thought it was a joke

  • @randomninja
    @randomninja Месяц назад +3

    I've literally never been less interested in Star Wars.

  • @danielcook1271
    @danielcook1271 Месяц назад +1

    Mate, this video was top drawer stuff from start to finish. Amazing. Even your sponsor. Wishing you all the success. Peace and love.

  • @gringott12
    @gringott12 Месяц назад +18

    Positive vibe: New Robot Head video. Negative vibe: Lesbian Star Wars without scissors.

  • @Surge_LaChance
    @Surge_LaChance Месяц назад +11

    I was the kid with the most Star Wars toys, and now I'm the man that Star Wars most annoys.

  • @richardgarrison8328
    @richardgarrison8328 Месяц назад +1

    I could listen to your videos simply because Australian sound good. The fact that you’re right just makes it better

  • @bigdoubleu117
    @bigdoubleu117 Месяц назад +2

    Why do these shills only think it's Ki Adi Mundi that believes this?
    He said it sure. But the entire Jedi Order and Republic believe it too.
    We know this because Yoda and Mace are also in disbelief.
    Mace: "I do not believe the Sith could have returned without our knowledge."

  • @antkowiak666
    @antkowiak666 Месяц назад +15

    I've cried too....... at what they have turned Star Wars into.

  • @drlarrymitchell
    @drlarrymitchell Месяц назад +14

    I question the wisdom of paying 4 billion dollars for an IP only to squat fuck it.

  • @Fulcrum1313
    @Fulcrum1313 Месяц назад +1

    My favorite part about the Acolyte trailer was the dislikes it got! Those dislikes are for more reasons then one: fans had enough of sht series and movies, fans had enough of disney breaking Lucas's canon, people will not support Harvey's assistant, people hate how Leslie talked about George, Prequels and her show. Brilliant video as always Robot Head

  • @nzappazapp1264
    @nzappazapp1264 16 часов назад +1

    If Star Wars saved your life, then why would you KILL it?!!

  • @ohbejuankenobi663
    @ohbejuankenobi663 Месяц назад +40

    Remember when the phantom menace was the worst of star wars. Pepperidge Farms remembers

    • @kevinthecleric
      @kevinthecleric Месяц назад +11

      I would have watched Episode 1 over Episode 2 any day of the week. Now, I would watch Episode 1 and 2 a hundred times before I watched a Plus show

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 Месяц назад

      I think you’re that with Star Wars special

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 Месяц назад +2

      @@kevinthecleric Never understood why 1 was SO hated besides Jar Jar being kind of annoying--he's less annoying than Anakin's terrible dialogue in 2.

    • @kevinthecleric
      @kevinthecleric Месяц назад

      @billjacobs521 Between Anakin's dialogue and the overuse of CGI, Episode 2 was just the worst. Until disney moved in, that is

    • @supernintendro
      @supernintendro Месяц назад +2

      ​​​​@@billjacobs521 the first 25 minutes of the Phantom Menace glow with classic golden-age-adventure-film style, but once the main characters meet Anakin is when the film begins to stray - mainly because of pacing, Jar-Jar's overblown antics and almost non-stop plot exposition. The podrace and desert duel pulls the audience back in and then "boom," more god-awful pacing until our heroes come face-to-face with Darth Maul. The duel of the fates/space battle/Gungan War/Theed Palace takeback again pulls the audience back in but is somewhat sullied by silly Jar-Jar and bad child acting. I like to watch the first 25 minutes of the official version and then I switch over to the fanedit by Hal9000.

  • @carson21211
    @carson21211 Месяц назад +2

    Thanks, George. Thanks a lot.

  • @b.a.d.wavesradio7314
    @b.a.d.wavesradio7314 Месяц назад +1

    Love your writing, that next kick line is beautiful.

    • @RobotHead
      @RobotHead  Месяц назад +1

      Thanks! Cheers 👍

  • @Mr_Kian_Kane
    @Mr_Kian_Kane Месяц назад +24

    Let the past die

    • @earthsurgery1237
      @earthsurgery1237 Месяц назад +4

      Let star wars die. I havent watched a star wars movie in 6 years

    • @Lordbobomb
      @Lordbobomb Месяц назад +5

      @@earthsurgery1237 Haven't watched any since Last Jedi, plenty of other media to entertain with.

  • @ericgosse7412
    @ericgosse7412 Месяц назад +11

    watch all those promotional stuff and take a shot every time they say "powerful".

  • @yurikendal4868
    @yurikendal4868 8 дней назад +2

    I dont care if you cried. I care if you will right good stories

  • @wellversedinbirdlaw7187
    @wellversedinbirdlaw7187 8 дней назад +1

    It was once great story telling. It got retired when George sold it. And no one seems to bring the magic to the screen like he did. The comics and books written after have truly captured that story telling. "Not canon" is just words. Words that's can't hurt Those true to the saga

  • @TheSpazztech
    @TheSpazztech Месяц назад +16

    Every time I see that clip with that fake B saying star wars saved my life i throw up in my mouth a bit.

    • @JimmyFoxhound
      @JimmyFoxhound Месяц назад +1

      Her greasy hair drives me insane.

  • @theeditorrestrial
    @theeditorrestrial Месяц назад +20

    Darth Gimp

    • @edrosa3485
      @edrosa3485 Месяц назад +2

      OMG!!! I thought THE EXACT SAME THING!!!

  • @OMAHA16
    @OMAHA16 Месяц назад

    9:40 Lol. That was a great touch. Pure gold the third half of this video. Well done as always sir.

  • @zachzackzac_9930
    @zachzackzac_9930 Месяц назад +2

    4:36 nah nah nah, Andor was gas you can’t lie

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro Месяц назад +28

    Lucasfilms made an enormous effort to make me lose all interest in Star Wars.
    They succeeded. I won't let that effort go to waste.
    Fuck Star Wars.

  • @EndThusIAm
    @EndThusIAm Месяц назад +15

    "PULL THE THREAD! PULL THE THREAD!"

  • @yodadark5996
    @yodadark5996 22 дня назад

    "Enter the Mehtrix" 😂I can't wait to see Jet Lee, Jean-Claude Van Damme & Chuck Norris coming back to play badass jedi master of Kung-fu ! 🤣

  • @MrMinewarp
    @MrMinewarp Месяц назад +2

    So, no one would think to tell yoda of the sith? No jedi council? This show makes no sense

  • @drlarrymitchell
    @drlarrymitchell Месяц назад +14

    "Carlos Spicyweiner, go ahead."

  • @FerunaLutelou
    @FerunaLutelou Месяц назад +45

    Maybe if we stop talking about this shit and pretend it doesnt exist then it will go away. I'm just so tired of losing.

    • @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble
      @Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble Месяц назад +11

      You only lose if you watch.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Месяц назад +4

      Losing? Disney is billions of dollars in debt snd having mass lay offs LOL who is loosing again?

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Месяц назад +4

      Disney+ is getting massive loss in subscriber count
      Who's losing?? LOOOOOL

    • @therealking6202
      @therealking6202 Месяц назад +5

      ​@@Jay_Baumans_Stuntdouble Exactly. I canceled everything. Don't watch anymore.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 Месяц назад +2

      Now if you happen tk be a fan of Lord of the Rings or Invincible or The Boys or Warhammer or Hazbin Hotel or Wheel of Time or Fallout
      Then you are FUUuuuuuUUuuuuhhhhhhhhhuuuu
      Because Amazon has more money then they know what to do with and theh won't stop ruining these franchises

  • @daddy431963
    @daddy431963 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you

  • @2times794
    @2times794 Месяц назад +2

    the new dune movies are a great example of what star wars could have been

  • @mattmckay9409
    @mattmckay9409 Месяц назад +18

    Enough with the emotions, we need more lasers! PEW PEW PEW

  • @chasehedges6775
    @chasehedges6775 Месяц назад +17

    I’m going to rewatch Ewoks The Battle For Endor and I think Cindel, played by Aubree Miller, is a great female character.

  • @ninjaswordtothehead
    @ninjaswordtothehead Месяц назад +1

    Remember; they do not want to be a part of our stories, they want our stories to be about them.

  • @brett66
    @brett66 Месяц назад +1

    If it weren't for Andor I'd be convinced that Star Wars was just some kind of money laundering scheme.

  • @Buford_T_Justice1
    @Buford_T_Justice1 Месяц назад +13

    Finally! Star Wars Attack of the Clams!

  • @lukeallen4398
    @lukeallen4398 Месяц назад +11

    Disney is now twerking the corps for the necro fans.

  • @ScooterDoge
    @ScooterDoge Месяц назад +1

    5:12 what an amazing alien…a green human. Stunning and brave.

  • @joea3381
    @joea3381 14 дней назад

    I'll watch this video 1,000,000 times before I even consider watching anything Disney Star Wars again.