I hate Disney recently but man, you're blaming the wrong people. Disney isn't at fault for how these woke morons, brainwashed and indoctrinated from a young age by sociopaths, act in front of a live camera. They can CHOOSE not to be cringe, racist and quite frankly disgusting human beings but they choose not to. Whether that's for a payday or someone told them to, it doesn't matter - hold the person actually responsible for his/her choices accountable for said choices. Hopefully someone can understand this concept of actions and consequences by now...
I'm also not surprised that Harvey Weinstein's assistant of many years would like to portray villains in a good light, since she was involved in scheduling 'talent' in those hotel rooms for Weinstein
She fits right in with what Disney has been doing for years now: Maleficient (2014), Cruella , Scarlett Witch, The terrorist girl from Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and many more. No wonder KK choose her
Also why she gets along with KK. She hands over the blackmail. Kathleen Kennedy uses it to keep her job and fund more vanity projects like this... As it certainly wasn't made to make any money.
Not defending this dumpster fire of a show, but in real life identical twins separated at birth often have identical hair, clothes, cars, spouses, jobs, and whatever when reunited.
Well my sister and I were separated for 22 years and we had the same except haircut and style when we were teenagers. But that’s such an off chance of happening, and we were immersed in emo/scene culture
I guess they took to heart the idea that Lando was "the only black person in Star Wars", because all it takes is a description of the attacker as "a black female human" and they find her within a day or two. "Oh, a black human female? Yeah, there are only like two of those in the entire galaxy. This'll be easy."
Saw Guerera was black too, along with his sister. They appeared in a couple episodes of TCW show as rebel fighters of some kind, the sister died. We then see Saw again in… I think The Force Awakens or The Last Jedi as a “cool” cameo. He was the guy on Jedha (that one planet similar to Tatooine that was supposed to be the place of an important Jedi temple) that was partly robot bc he’d lived for so long and had to replace his body.
Imagine if that was a white male who said it. That person would be blacklisted from Hollywood. Crucified throughout western media and ostracized throughout north America.
Not only that, but it seems like lightsabers have healing properties, since it seems like lightsabers through the abdomen are about as deadly as a punch to the stomach these days.
To be fair, lasers are slow and basically concentrated plasma or something. A bit lighter than a metal stabbing implement Also why jedi can’t block or move bullets “slugs” because they’re too FAST moreso than what they’re made of
"In my world, nerds are gay." The way they talk about star wars sounds like how stereotypical bullies talked about nerds and nerdy interests, Yet somehow now its empowering.
These series that implement mixups with good twin bad twin especially in this case have such a simple solution. They could just dye her hair in different colors, change her hairstyle, cut her hair short. I mean one of the first things I would be doing if I knew there was an evil version of me out there is to make distinct changes to my appearance so the people who knew me could differentiate me. Anyways I'm overthinking a CW plot let me not waste my time.
Ben Kenobi, in the original Star Wars, tries to talk and bribe his way out of a bar fight, but the instant that becomes impossible, he calmly dials the violence up to eleven. A jedi would see she is threatening others and either kill her or die trying. At the very least, the assassin would be missing limbs.
you know exactly why she doesn't disarm the woman. Plot reasons. meaning the creatives on the show couldn't figure a way to make it work without it being stupid. You shouldn't be surprised by this.
These aren’t writers or creatives. It’s desk jockeys who only know who to check off lists. The story is built like a shopping list with points that need to happen and nothing between them.
@@joshuacr You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the humorless not join them! Bring laughter to the stage, not leave it punless...
"Attack me with all of your strength!" "...Why?" "Right now! Let's go! Mano a mano!" "No." "Come on, fight me IRL! What are you, _chicken?!"_ "What...is a chicken?" "Bawk baaawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!"
This makes me think of three things. 1. Arrested Development, how no one knew how to act or sound like a chicken 2. "Nobody calls me chicken, Needles. Nobody!" (Back to the Future) 3. "Come at me with that banana! Come on! Attack me with it! Be as vicious as you like with it!" (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
*Assassin:* [Dramatically poses] Attack me, with all of your strength. *Jedi:* [Uses the Force to hold them in place, bend their arms behind their back, affix binders to their wrists and ankles, and truss them up like game] *Jedi:* No, you're coming with me for questioning. *Assassin:* Hey! No fair!
You ever feel like you're worthless? Just remember! They dropped an entire "non-canon" universe of childhood heroes and stories so people with no idea what Star Wars is could make this.
I mean the EU wasn't that good let's be honest here It had good products but a lot of it was down right stupid, Palpatine returning through a clone from nowhere? You can thank Legends for that, same as Dooku being a human supremacist and Grievous becoming a servant to the megacorps
@@aitipsea3909 As dumb as it could get, it was at least fun and engaging, especially the video games. Just a shame so many characters like Kyle Katarn, Dash Rendarr and Komari Vosa are now just relegated to vague mentions.
@@signas501or the old republic or pre republic eras and post GE and legacy eras all of which could be gold mines for content if handled well for example A star wars history documentary cover from really old stuff like the celestials and rakata empires to more modern stuff
The fact that they arent even doing the iconic rolling screen anymore really does prove we ain't ever gonna get the feel of the old movies back. If the clone wars can do it every episode to get you hyped for an episode why can't the newer series'? Instead they just say "please read this." Like it's a freaking silent movie from the 19th century. So boring.
@@theMedicatedCitizen If I have to read anything more than "a long time ago in a galaxy far away," with he same blue coloured font as movies have done preciously then the least they can do is invest in something that grabs my attention, especially with their 180 million dollar budget.
They don't do the rolling screen because it's meant to be something special for the Main-Saga movies. Therefore the newer shows, games and even the spin-off movies don't have it.
Lighsaber through the chest? oh just a minor inconvenience, Blaster basically destroys your guts? Oh ill just walk it off in an afternoon. a dagger being thrown and barely does anything to them? deathblow. Im well past apathy at this point. Star wars is dead, has been dead and they will continue to screw its desiccated corpse
It's so sad how the things I always hoped for as a nerd growing up in the 90s, naively wishing for things like marvel movies and the Star wars sequels. Then seeing them destroyed before my eyes as those wishes came true.
I remember many moons ago I got drunk at a college frat party and I got so pissed off at a frat bro that I wanted to fight him. I assumed a fighting stance and told him, "Attack me with all your force. . ." (To the best of my recollection that's what I said, but remember, I was drunk at the time.) He said we needed to take it outside. (Which seemed reasonable to me--after all, I wasn't so drunk that I wanted a lot of innocent bystanders to get injured in the melee.) He led me to the door, which I went through, and which he promptly closed and locked behind me. Only now do I realize I was up against a Jedi Force Master.
Reminds me of the story of a samurai sword master traveling in disguise. He was on a ferry crossing a river with a young hot-headed samurai who was constantly boasting to the other passengers, and became irate that the disguised man wasn't listening. When challenged on his own fighting skill the disguised samurai said his fighting style was (something along the lines of) 'he who wins without fighting.' The hot-head challenged him to show him this style, but the man said there were too many people likely to be hurt, so the hot-head demanded the ferry put in on the nearest small island. When they arrived, the hot-head immediately jumped from the boat for the duel, but the disguised sword master took the ferryman's ore and pushed them back out into the river, leaving the hot-headed samurai yelling on the island alone and defeated.
@@aulvinduergard9952 That was Musashi after he quit dueling, he continued to just ditch people in weird places or not show up for duels into his later years lol
It really says something when a person on RUclips who’s only experience with Star Wars is a recent TV show and the very first film has a better understanding of how a Jedi would think and act than the literal license holders of Star Wars themselves.
Why do you put a prisoner powerful enough to kill a jedi master on board a prison ship with *one* droid on it and think "gee, this is gonna be more than safe enough to stop her if she wants to go anywhere...."
Well, considering the showrunner is someone who says she's never seen a single thing related to _Star Wars_ prior to being hired and went as far to call R2-D2 a "lesbian" AND one of the actresses admitted the goal was to "make white males cry", I don't find it surprising in the slightest that _The Alcolyte_ is a dumpster fire.
The "make white males cry" was from an interview for the movie "The Hate You Give" literally years ago. Even at the beginning of the video that starts @0:35 literally states it.
I find it beyond messed up. How can someone say they don't know anything about Star Wars, but then say it saved your life. What? Saving it from what a double ended toy? Saved her life???? Okay.
@@charliebrownie4158 She's basically saying "Kathleen Kennedy saved me from being blacklisted for helping a sexual predator." That's the only way _Star Wars_ 'saved her life.'
Remember all those famous Assassin’s that found their target and announced themselves and said fight me with all you got? No? Because it’s stupid just like Disney Star Wars
@@msmaria5039 yeah the Anbu exist and never had to announce their intentions lmao nice try though. I know you really thought you did something there lmao
@@Coramelimane For a slim woman of Earth the heart is around 2 inches deep (I haven't seen the episode, I also don't know the anatomy of humans from a galaxy far far away)
@@hectoraccented5312 If she removed it, she'd be dead. The thing is though, that a jedi can keep them self alive with severely mortal wounds. Would've made more sense if it hit her in the head. As for sith, the best and worst case scenario is darth sion, who was a fleshy man meat held together by hatred. I can think of why qui-gon died almost instantly and it'd have to be because the lightsaber likely severed his spine.
Fun fact about the Asian Jedi Master, he was actually such a HUGE fan of Star Wars that he actively LEARNED English to be able to get this part and play the Jedi Master.
Is she saying only white ppl are Star Wars fans? Because I'm sure there are a lot of other non-white people who are Star Wars fans and thought this was crap too. She just Bigoted herself.
It is crazy cause if u swap "white" with ANY OTHER RACE OR ETHNICITY it's up, they getting cancelled on the spot, they don't even get to say another word after that, they are banished to the shadow realm 😂
That a very good point. Also the Assassin is able to kill a Jedi. But not able to land a hit on the Sell Merchant. In fact the Sell merchant pins her down.
In the Old Republic era, when the Sith were at their strongest, acolytes were given training sabers, war blades, or electro-staffs. They very much did kill with weapons.
Don't trust your eyes He says at the beginning of the episode. And yet later on in the episode, they trust the bartender whose eyes and only his eyes told him who the killer was. Make it make sense.
I don't see the Zucker Brothers or The Farley Brothers or even the Coen Brothers so I don't think this is an intentional parody . This is just the byproduct of when you have people who check every dei box but have no freaking writing skills.
The Jedi code: There is no emotion, there is peace. There is no ignorance, there is knowledge. There is no passion, there is serenity. There is no chaos, there is harmony. There is no death, there is the Force. Jedi will 100% kill an "unarmed " oppenent. Especially if it's a sith lord.
I’m not seeing anywhere in that code (and being a Star Wars fanatic for most of my life, I have encountered a LOT of Star Wars) that a Jedi would attack a completely unarmed person. Everything I’ve seen that would count as an attack has come against someone that posed a threat. On a side note, Sith, being Force users like the Jedi, are NEVER unarmed.
I'm gay.. It's gay.. Look how gay this is.. Droids are gay.. Did i mention I'm gay? You say the word gay six times in under a minute. Not one time did i ever ever hear George Lucas say.. I'm straight.. You know I'm straight.. Did i mention I'm straight?
I had a Lesbian caregiver who kept saying that outlook dressing more masculine than any man at the store. I think her assumption was that they thought she was a guy so she changed her tactic to saying loud, my wife, a woman married to me a woman... I asked her why she kept saying that outlook? She said it was because Spokane was such a red-neck city that she wanted to shake things up. So I told her there are many gay people here. It's not at all something unknown or alien nobody cares. And yep she had to say it at the meat area aloud I'm a vegetarian too.
As a black straight woman you aren't wrong. When I see a black female lead, I assume she's gay, because that's all Hollywood is giving us nowadays. I don't mind the interracial aspect most of the time but it's apparent it's a problem because finding a black hetero couple who aren't toxic in media is like finding a haystack in a needle.
As a fellow black straight woman, I wholeheartedly agree. Also any black people shown nowadays look either way too weird-like and alien or look so generic.
Yep. Jurassic World... one of those Chris Pratt sequels I can't tell apart, had a black lady who was cool and I made a joke she must be a lesbian since she's getting that much screen time and five minutes later it was revealed she was. It was one of those moments where I realised I can't remember the last straight black couple I saw in a mainstream production. US. That was the only one I can think of.
That’s because Hollywood, like all the other virtue signaling corporations, doesn't care. They want your money and they’ll use your suffering to guilt you and others into giving it to them.
So you just don't have child level problem solving skills then? Or child level listening skills then? The guy blatantly says that the jedi have built a belief that they can't be killed with a weapon, specially not something as simple as steel. That's why she kills with steel blades, to break the illusion the Jedi built up as BLATANTLY AS POSSIBLE. So people like you can comprehend the point. The second point being that an acolyte won't need a weapon at all. MEANING SHE WASN'T AN ACOLYTE YET. Please for the love of god at least attempt to rub two braincells together. The entire point of the scene was that she was being accepted as the acolyte of the sith master and she would then be trained to become capable of killing without weapons. This is so unbelievably easy to comprehend.
@@elyrienvalkyr8167yea keep defending this shithole of a show you bootlicker, defending the women who was Harvey Weinsteins personal assistant buh, you are a clown
I literally JUST finished another one of your videos, and now theres more to watch. Loving the new art! Its been about a year or something since i last watched, so its crazy different.
I guess kinda off topic but, i've always wanted a Warhammer 40K movie but seeing how most movies are these days. It's probably for the best there won't come one
This has been my thought process for years, and it didn't even take the current movie era to force the feeling. even before this things i wanted were being adapted into movies and shows that utterly missed the point, or barely had anything actually in common with the source.
@@luukzilla1519 well yeah. they want their view/faith to be the only thing people see, to if not affect us, affect who comes next. some people still don't see that, despite how blatant it becomes and how repeated it's gotten. what gets me at this point is not just the message, but the utter lack of tact. it has the subtelty of a wrecking ball sailing through peoples rooms to me at this point and yet people who have correctly called this out in other places still are blind to it somehow once it floats out of their area of expertise.
Uhhhhh. I mean we will probably be seeing a series 😅 I'm guessing you probably already seen the speculated talks about Amazon pursuing one, and demanding female space marines
Just because I'm a Star Wars nerd: "Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them" is as old as the franchise - Ben Kenobi tells that to Luke in the first movie. The idea is that the Force has a will, and by listening to what it tells you, you can achieve things believed to be impossible. That's why Jedi have preternatural reflexes - the Force is "telling" them what's coming and how to respond. The main block to how good a Jedi is at their skill is whether they trust the Force and listen to it, or try to find a better solution on their own. When the adrenaline is pumping and fear rules, it's easy to try to do what *you* want, rather than trusting the Force. Especially because "trust" means that you don't "know", which adds to the fear.
Trinity calls in to Jedi dispatch: “We have an unauthorized force user.” The implications of that one line are so incredibly stupid it’s impossible to take anything that follows seriously.
@@albertlewis4903 I think it was “unidentified.” Either way the idea of a galactic Jedi Police Dispatcher is one of the dumbest things in the show so far.
@@gryce9077 Not the worst idea in the show, given how powerful a force user can be it makes sense to have someone keeping tabs. The Jedi dispatcher getting killed by a 2 inch dagger was tough.
It wasn’t “unauthorized”, it was “UNIDENTIFIED”. Try actually watching the show. I legit enjoyed the first two episodes released. First decent Star Wars show in a while.
It was special Sith knife that can penetrate any force barrier. Once it strikes a Jedi it automatically kills them. But yeah, the writes forget to mention that side story about that knife. 🤪
180 million dollars...... we could have used that to feed starving kids. build homes for homeless, Cure Cancer.... and we wasted it all on this???? this country is truly going to hell.
It’s so sad that a sum of money is substitute for a government policy I digress though… Christ! What is this awful show! We know Headland is still riding the wave that is the “George Lucas Raped Our Childhood” Movement And Trinity, of course, gets screwed: I wonder if she’ll be resurrected only to be killed off again, for real!
It's a spinoff show of the miserable failure of a comic. Written by people who dont know anything about Star Wars for people who never cared about Star Wars. There is less than .01% chance a real Jedi would have lost to such a laughably pathetic "assassin."
@@MyAramil jokes aside, my favorite jedi is Grandmaster Setile Shan. Daughter Bastila from KOTR. She was a battlemaster and was so at one with the force that a Sith Lord was enamored by how wholey with the force she was in battle and feared he could never beat her.
@@timothymcintire5747 Bastila Shan fell to the Dark Side during KOTOR, and depending on your choices in game she'll either stay a Sith or you'll have to kill her or turn her back from the dark side. But canonically the reformed Revan turned her back to the light side of the force. She then had a daughter with Revan called Tasiele Shan who is Satele Shan's mother, Satele was Grandmaster of the Jedi during the Knights of the Republic MMO. Also Bastila like Revan never reached the rank of Master, they are both considered legendary Jedi Knights
To begin, I honestly agree with 80% of your points. A FEW, though, are poorly considered: 1…Did you know there is such a thing as an underwater welder? There are even underwater TORCHES, and I don’t mean the British version of “torch,” either. FIRE CAN BURN UNDERWATER, as long as a pressurized flammable gas is present. SO IT IS IN SPACE, as well. You are correct about the way it would LOOK. 2…Sound In Space is a long established Star Wars tradition. As it is in many SF universes, such as Star Trek. To get meta, this IS another Galaxy -far far away- and it is a much larger and denser galaxy than our own. There MIGHT actually be a different particle density in that far far away galaxy. The whole thing MIGHT basically be a nebulous mist. There HAVE ACTUALLY Been signs that this might be the case in earlier SW properties. Such as the Clone Wars. Like clone troopers survival through “vacuum” longer than -say, in OUR galaxy. 3…”Your eyes can deceive you.” This is a line used both in A New Hope, AND ESB. It is an ESTABLISHED Force training exercise in the SW universe. Kind of a beloved line, as well. You should know your material at least well enough to know that, before basing on it. 4. If the Old Master thought that the assassin standing before her was her old student, because she was her old students twin, would that not make her vulnerable to being taken by surprise and hesitant to go full power?
I would like to point out that star wars has always incorporated sound effects in space and that part is a part of its charm, but the fire in space is something else all together.
Wait…her name is OSHA and she’s a mechanic/construction worker? They couldn’t have given her a better name. If you know what OSHA is in the US and if they did this on purpose then it is hilarious 😂😂😂 🤦🏽♀️
Well there was that case with that High Republic Smuggler character who had just a rock as his navigator who had a vessel simply called...the Vessel. And seeing at this is suppose to take place during the High Republic...yeah I think is the final nail to the coffin for Star Wars at this point.
@@TaoScribble Considering the dipshit director and actor just said R2 is a lesbian.... bruh, R2 ain't even a female personality as a droid. It's a male personality. I don't doubt these people all share the same writing team.
I disagree with Samurai. At no point in OG or Prequels... is it suggested even a hint of Japanese style Samurai. I hate the trope... Jedi are just Warrior Monks. 90% forego the Warrior part.
@@MiraSubieGirl the "Samurai" notion probably comes from Lucas being inspired by Akira Kurosawa movies, Hidden Fortress being cited as the main inspiration for A New Hope, a japanese General character (not a samurai) the inspiration for Obi Wan.
@MiraSubieGirl trying not to be mad at this. The original lightsaber dual in episode IV was based on Japanese sword art, Vader's helmet is based on Japanese samurai helmets, and the very first draft of the first film was basically just a copy of a Kurosawa film in a sci-fi style. I know the average fan doesn't have as autistic a knowledge of Star Wars as I do, but for someone to say that Jedi aren't samurai is just beyond not knowing what you're talking about.
Tid bit. The Samurai's Bushido code borrowed Rinzai Zen Buddhism for their ethics system. The Star Wars Universe has a lot of Eastern Philosophy and Spiritualism mixed with Western Good and Evil Proselytizing.
If I remember correctly, the Jedi Mind Trick only works on weak minds. That’s why it’s not used very often. I’ve been a Star Wars fan for years. Broken up since The Last Jedi movie came out and I haven’t watched anything Star Wars since.
The Jedy actually have a moral code they try not to resort their powers to resolve issues like that. If they would have, the Clonewars would have never happened. Hell nothing would have happened and the Jedy would have become a Sith empire.
I hate how every villain has to be redeemable. I miss just truly evil characters that I can hate cause of the Haines acts the comit not just cause they're annoying.
I swear, the people working on this show aren't even hiding that they're diversity hires. How they promote the show. How the show is written. None of this tells me these people were hired based on their abilities. After Dune, Godzilla Minus One, Kindom of the Planet of the Apes etc. you can tell who was hired out of pity.
It really sucks man because on paper this show sounds great. Then you hear the people in charge talk about it, then you realize it’s Disney, and finally you see how nasty of a person the MC is and it’s just immediately leaving a bad taste.
Kind of reminds me of The Book of Boba Fett. There was some interesting concepts, but none of it was fleshed out or cohesive enough for it to be any good.
Yup. Could have been good if it were done by Star Wars fans. People who know and love the franchise. But no. Disney F'd up. Found someone, why Leslye Headlamp and let her make it.
Whole story relies on a fact, that estranged for 20 years sisters go to the same hairdresser innwhole Galaxy and both wanred to have a dirty mop on their head. Storytelling 101
Disney negotiating with Carrie-Anne Moss: "So, you need how many millions to play the character???" Also Disney: "Hmm, Okay, How much if your character is in less than half an episode?"
8:18 C3PO and R2D2 are based on the characters Tahei and Matashichi from the 1958 Japanese adventure film Hidden Fortress.directed by Akira Kurosawa. They were not written to be a gay couple.
Also they are robots. I don't think robots would have pronouns or sexual preferences. Definately wouldn't be non-binary (if you don't get the joke you have no right to get offended over the comment)
@@MadManxJDF They definitely don't have anything sexual between their legs, unless they're sexbots, which there's absolutely no indication of either of them being. Those two droids, however, do present as male and are referred to as such, but that's how they act. Which makes the idea of R2D2 being a lesbian completely random.
Once again the idiots who made the show not only messed up that R2D2 is the embodiment of a drunken male sailor, but that C-3PO isn't gay or lesbian, they're British! Okay, whatever "Star Wars Pinewood Studios British" is
Disney Trilogy: Somehow how Palps has returned. This shows beginning scroll : The Patriarchal fire has somehow made its way into space. Woman on woman violence has reached its peak. PRIDE MONTH IN SPACE
The reason the master can not use the force to read her mind is because it only works on the weak willed and force users, in particular, can put up further resistance.
The creator gave them the guides and foot notes and they just threw it all away assuming they can make shit up and people won't notice. Not realizing many fans see this as a type of religion and know the laws and rules by heart. .... Idiots....
Lucasfilm shows don't have classical producers I believe , the money comes from budget allocated by Disney Co. Nobody is putting money from their own pockets to make shows like this, and that's why the shows are like THIS.
@@ravissary79 The movie was about are news problem and she wanted that white people also see this problem and cry about the story that the movie tells. Is something wrong with that?
You know, I just realized, at (2:30 )instead of paying someone for the location, she could have hired the snitch to shoot the Jedi in the back (5:19) while she distracted her in combat. I mean maybe it's not the smartest plan ever, but I feel it's a testament to the effort displayed that I in two minutes came up with a more plausible means of death than the writers.
The people that mocked us for being loser geeks for liking Stars Wars before it became mainstream are the exact same people currently in charge of the Star Wars IP. The bullies won guys.
That was my thoughts exactly. I don't care who you are or how arrogant you are but allowing your acolyte to do some crazy shit could screw over everything your previous masters have worked si hard to make. They better make this a different faction and not the sith.
What I think will happen is either half way or by the end of this series it will be revealed that this assassin is working for someone who is only acting like a Sith in name only and probably has something to do with the original group seen in episode 2. So probably not the Rule of Two Sith, but someone else with an ax to grind with the Jedi Order.
@@nine_realmslorry4478 Well, I was picturing Ragnos, Sadow and Hord physically restraining Bane and Zannah while they scream "Let me at 'em" whilst looking like they really want to do the same. lol
In the words of Alfred from the 2009 Batman movie The Dark Knight, "Some people just want to watch the world burn" that is what Lesley Headland is doing.
Don’t need to watch something that the trailer doesn’t do anything to appeal to me. I’m quite happy to make a judgement based on what you show me in a trailer.
Plus, if every time you go to a city and you have a miserable time, and each time a seperate event, then you are more and more apprehensive to try to go any more to that city.
As to the race stuff, YES, it's all about checking boxes. It's not organic, it's forced, that's by design, and it's largely because these people think that doing something unforced and organic is inherently bigoted "because the majority is still white and straight". And why do they portray lesbians as masculine only? It's because a feminine lesbian appears "normal" unless you TELL the audience they're lesbian. It is a deliberate decision to stereotype for purposes of cinematic needs... same as how they set up the Sequel Trilogy so they could cut Finn out of it in order to sell it to deeply-racist foreign markets where hating black people is normal.
Ngl this show feels racist. Because most of the main cast are humans. Aliens are just mostly background characters. The older ones made some sense because of limitations, but you can see their effort. The animation did as well. Currently Disney SHOULD have the money to have a star wars MAIN cast filled with aliens and few humans. So even if the story was shit. At least people can give them props for character design.
@@CharlesUrban It feels like they are not just becoming the people they hate. They assault those who had nothing to do with their history. Like that thing with Cleopatra. (Want to ask: The hell did Egypt do to you?)
Remember how they retconned the whole bloody mess the chopped off arm left? To keep the PG rating they changed lightsabers to cauterizing the wounds instantly. Look at EP5 when Vader cut off Luke's hand, clean cut no blood.
@@organizm6907 they are supposed to be a "loop" of superheated pasma held in place by some kind of shield feedback, so there is no *radiant* heat but, on contact is the temperature of the interior of a star. theoretically, if the "shield" ever failed, the plasma is so hot it would ignite a planets atmosphere. the *entire* atmosphere. it'd be over in moments, the planet's surface superhot ash. nothing left.
@fistovuzi Huh, that's interesting. It's kinda strange how it never happened in the universe yet (tho maybe i just don't know). It would show the dangers of lightsabers and how only true masters must be allowed to wield them or something like that.
There's a saying I learned from playing this horror game once. "If it looks like shit, smells like shit, then you don't need to taste it to know that it is shit." At this point I can't believe something like this was even approved or even bothered made and why there wasn't anyone with common sense to have it canceled and shut down before it saw the light of day.
To be fair, the whole "they shouldn't be able to hear sound in space" thing is half wrong. They could absolutely hear that explosion, though not in the same way as they would in a pressurized environment. The ship itself still carries the vibrations of sound.
They used the Force alright. Forcing all those awkward laughs during the interviews. Disney STFU.
Glad im not the only thinking those laughs were very fake.
I hate Disney recently but man, you're blaming the wrong people. Disney isn't at fault for how these woke morons, brainwashed and indoctrinated from a young age by sociopaths, act in front of a live camera. They can CHOOSE not to be cringe, racist and quite frankly disgusting human beings but they choose not to. Whether that's for a payday or someone told them to, it doesn't matter - hold the person actually responsible for his/her choices accountable for said choices. Hopefully someone can understand this concept of actions and consequences by now...
@@lostinmyimagination7485 this is nervous stress reaction, look at Amandla's weird hands dance lol
I'm also not surprised that Harvey Weinstein's assistant of many years would like to portray villains in a good light, since she was involved in scheduling 'talent' in those hotel rooms for Weinstein
She fits right in with what Disney has been doing for years now: Maleficient (2014), Cruella , Scarlett Witch, The terrorist girl from Falcon and the Winter Soldier, and many more. No wonder KK choose her
Also why she gets along with KK.
She hands over the blackmail. Kathleen Kennedy uses it to keep her job and fund more vanity projects like this... As it certainly wasn't made to make any money.
She’s trying to convince us out morals are wrong and that she’s “grey”. But what we actually get is evil and more evil.
They also gave a very prominent Weinstein defender his own fucking show so-
Innocent until proven guilty. How come then she did not come out during the ME TO movement? That says enough that she did not know what was going on.
These twins have been separated for 16 years but they have exactly same hairstyle.
Not defending this dumpster fire of a show, but in real life identical twins separated at birth often have identical hair, clothes, cars, spouses, jobs, and whatever when reunited.
@@RandomOldPerson Thats a good point lol
Same hair salon. They just go on different days so they keep missing each other. 🤪
And went from fraternal to identical...
Well my sister and I were separated for 22 years and we had the same except haircut and style when we were teenagers. But that’s such an off chance of happening, and we were immersed in emo/scene culture
I guess they took to heart the idea that Lando was "the only black person in Star Wars", because all it takes is a description of the attacker as "a black female human" and they find her within a day or two.
"Oh, a black human female? Yeah, there are only like two of those in the entire galaxy. This'll be easy."
Wait a minute, what about Mace Windu?
@@joshuacr he's dead
@@VOgaming51official technically he wouldn't have been born yet
Saw Guerera was black too, along with his sister. They appeared in a couple episodes of TCW show as rebel fighters of some kind, the sister died. We then see Saw again in… I think The Force Awakens or The Last Jedi as a “cool” cameo. He was the guy on Jedha (that one planet similar to Tatooine that was supposed to be the place of an important Jedi temple) that was partly robot bc he’d lived for so long and had to replace his body.
imagine someone saying "black people crying actually WAS the goal" in an interview about a show ...
Yeah I don’t like them pp that hat us cause we’re white
Imagine if that was a white male who said it. That person would be blacklisted from Hollywood. Crucified throughout western media and ostracized throughout north America.
Dude for real, the double standard is unbelievable and unthinkable
Exactly. Isn't that racist also? Everything confuses me now
@@NovaG0 I love it when black people say, "I can't be a racist because I'm black" some of the most racist people I've ever met were black.
Jedi masters can block an onslaught of lasers from multiple angles but this master can't stop a thrown dagger lmao
Not only that, but it seems like lightsabers have healing properties, since it seems like lightsabers through the abdomen are about as deadly as a punch to the stomach these days.
Half the cast of CW's Arrow would've caught that dagger and beaten this girl, but a Jedi Master can't. Lol.
To be fair, lasers are slow and basically concentrated plasma or something. A bit lighter than a metal stabbing implement
Also why jedi can’t block or move bullets “slugs” because they’re too FAST moreso than what they’re made of
😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂 wait 😐😐😑 Your serious 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🐒🐒🤡🤡@@kyze8284
@@dksoulstice6040🤣felicity could dodge that
"In my world, nerds are gay." The way they talk about star wars sounds like how stereotypical bullies talked about nerds and nerdy interests, Yet somehow now its empowering.
Shipper alert
@stevenyee1055 who's shipping?
I know right, it's just typical.
Because it's just a costume to them. They like the "nerd" aesthetic, but they DGAF about any of this.
Sadly, that's all this entire vanity project is: her world.
It feels like the writers of this show only read first person YA and never learned how to write a proper screenplay.
Thats how those dialogs sound.
I’ve seen better dialogue in fanfic.
These series that implement mixups with good twin bad twin especially in this case have such a simple solution.
They could just dye her hair in different colors, change her hairstyle, cut her hair short.
I mean one of the first things I would be doing if I knew there was an evil version of me out there is to make distinct changes to my appearance so the people who knew me could differentiate me.
Anyways I'm overthinking a CW plot let me not waste my time.
@@maiafay fanfic writers can be EXTREMELY GOOD at what they do. It’s a little crazy lol
Typical CW “talent” with DEI quota being the sole benchmark for determining “quality” control
They literally gave away their mystery in the first scene. This kind of thing could have been interesting, but they went the laziest route.
Ben Kenobi, in the original Star Wars, tries to talk and bribe his way out of a bar fight, but the instant that becomes impossible, he calmly dials the violence up to eleven.
A jedi would see she is threatening others and either kill her or die trying. At the very least, the assassin would be missing limbs.
The bar for Star Wars is so low that simply crawling over it is apparently enough for the very few remaining fans.
you know exactly why she doesn't disarm the woman.
Plot reasons.
meaning the creatives on the show couldn't figure a way to make it work without it being stupid. You shouldn't be surprised by this.
They couldn't figure it out, or they don't even see it as a problem because they're that shallow and unprofessional.
@@maniravsadhur8409 You forgot "talentless" & "incompetent".
These aren’t writers or creatives. It’s desk jockeys who only know who to check off lists. The story is built like a shopping list with points that need to happen and nothing between them.
You forgot hacks@@saalkz.a.9715
Love how Sabine, Reva and the Grand Inquisitor EACH survived a lightsaber stab, but a jedi master dies from a butterknife smh
But her knife!😁
(I'll show myself out now.)
With all the lightsaber survivors, Qui-Gon must be feeling pretty pissed that _he_ died to one.
@@joshuacr No don't we will need you. it will soon get so bad that only the puns shall save us!!
@@joshuacr You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the humorless not join them! Bring laughter to the stage, not leave it punless...
But Butterfish are tasty. Oh you said Butterknife. My bad.
"Attack me with all of your strength!"
"...Why?"
"Right now! Let's go! Mano a mano!"
"No."
"Come on, fight me IRL! What are you, _chicken?!"_
"What...is a chicken?"
"Bawk baaawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!"
Was imagining a character saying the same thing LOL.
This makes me think of three things.
1. Arrested Development, how no one knew how to act or sound like a chicken
2. "Nobody calls me chicken, Needles. Nobody!" (Back to the Future)
3. "Come at me with that banana! Come on! Attack me with it! Be as vicious as you like with it!" (Monty Python's Flying Circus)
This dialogue is perfect in a setting where a scared alpha male somehow ends up on an alien planet and tries to act tough in front of the natives.
“Attack me with-“
*laser blaster shot from the hip like a cowboy -unloads a whole charge*
Damn it! Now I’m starving!
I’d give my soul for some sesame chicken!
*Assassin:* [Dramatically poses] Attack me, with all of your strength.
*Jedi:* [Uses the Force to hold them in place, bend their arms behind their back, affix binders to their wrists and ankles, and truss them up like game]
*Jedi:* No, you're coming with me for questioning.
*Assassin:* Hey! No fair!
You ever feel like you're worthless? Just remember! They dropped an entire "non-canon" universe of childhood heroes and stories so people with no idea what Star Wars is could make this.
I learned long ago to see it as a blessing in disguise. Can't ruin the good Star Wars if they're determined to ruin their own Star Wars.
I am honestly curious if the High Republic made real money
I mean the EU wasn't that good let's be honest here
It had good products but a lot of it was down right stupid, Palpatine returning through a clone from nowhere? You can thank Legends for that, same as Dooku being a human supremacist and Grievous becoming a servant to the megacorps
@@aitipsea3909 As dumb as it could get, it was at least fun and engaging, especially the video games. Just a shame so many characters like Kyle Katarn, Dash Rendarr and Komari Vosa are now just relegated to vague mentions.
@@signas501or the old republic or pre republic eras and post GE and legacy eras all of which could be gold mines for content if handled well for example
A star wars history documentary cover from really old stuff like the celestials and rakata empires to more modern stuff
The fact that they arent even doing the iconic rolling screen anymore really does prove we ain't ever gonna get the feel of the old movies back. If the clone wars can do it every episode to get you hyped for an episode why can't the newer series'? Instead they just say "please read this." Like it's a freaking silent movie from the 19th century. So boring.
Because the force is woke and cringe and a dead franchise.
@@theMedicatedCitizen If I have to read anything more than "a long time ago in a galaxy far away," with he same blue coloured font as movies have done preciously then the least they can do is invest in something that grabs my attention, especially with their 180 million dollar budget.
@@deadgamerz9627 That 180 million was to buy Leslie Headland's "cooperation."
They don't do the rolling screen because it's meant to be something special for the Main-Saga movies. Therefore the newer shows, games and even the spin-off movies don't have it.
@@nerd-mask723 games used to have that
Lighsaber through the chest? oh just a minor inconvenience, Blaster basically destroys your guts? Oh ill just walk it off in an afternoon. a dagger being thrown and barely does anything to them? deathblow.
Im well past apathy at this point. Star wars is dead, has been dead and they will continue to screw its desiccated corpse
Empire at War mods are well and alive.
It's so sad how the things I always hoped for as a nerd growing up in the 90s, naively wishing for things like marvel movies and the Star wars sequels. Then seeing them destroyed before my eyes as those wishes came true.
God help us I would hate to see what al better opener could do!
It was Mehrunes Dagger. Obviously lol
@@BlueBDmehrunes razor, let's not disrespect the elder scrolls by using the wrong names lol
I remember many moons ago I got drunk at a college frat party and I got so pissed off at a frat bro that I wanted to fight him. I assumed a fighting stance and told him, "Attack me with all your force. . ." (To the best of my recollection that's what I said, but remember, I was drunk at the time.)
He said we needed to take it outside. (Which seemed reasonable to me--after all, I wasn't so drunk that I wanted a lot of innocent bystanders to get injured in the melee.) He led me to the door, which I went through, and which he promptly closed and locked behind me.
Only now do I realize I was up against a Jedi Force Master.
Reminds me of the story of a samurai sword master traveling in disguise. He was on a ferry crossing a river with a young hot-headed samurai who was constantly boasting to the other passengers, and became irate that the disguised man wasn't listening. When challenged on his own fighting skill the disguised samurai said his fighting style was (something along the lines of) 'he who wins without fighting.' The hot-head challenged him to show him this style, but the man said there were too many people likely to be hurt, so the hot-head demanded the ferry put in on the nearest small island. When they arrived, the hot-head immediately jumped from the boat for the duel, but the disguised sword master took the ferryman's ore and pushed them back out into the river, leaving the hot-headed samurai yelling on the island alone and defeated.
@@aulvinduergard9952 Which I would say makes the 🔥 headed samurai, " he who was left alone. "
@@aulvinduergard9952 That was Musashi after he quit dueling, he continued to just ditch people in weird places or not show up for duels into his later years lol
Holy shit my friend's roommate did exactly this to someone once. We all thought it was hilarious.
@@aulvinduergard9952 >>ferryman's ore
When I was watching and the outside of the spaceship burst into flames I literally looked at my dad and went “that’s fucking stupid fire needs oxygen”
It really says something when a person on RUclips who’s only experience with Star Wars is a recent TV show and the very first film has a better understanding of how a Jedi would think and act than the literal license holders of Star Wars themselves.
"Attack me, with all your strength."
"No."
Not even an "you want to go home and rethink your life" with some mindtrick.
You cannot convince me the writing wasn’t AI generated.
Edit: …why does a prisoner ship with only droid crews have escape pods?
Because otherwise it's an *OHSA violation.🙃
Why do you put a prisoner powerful enough to kill a jedi master on board a prison ship with *one* droid on it and think "gee, this is gonna be more than safe enough to stop her if she wants to go anywhere...."
@@DomFortress*slow clap*
@@Slayer398Now stop that. 🤔 Your using logic and rationale to present a valid. Shame on you that's not how these shows are made. 😆😆
Why does the Jedi, and the ESCAPED prisoners reach the destination faster?
Well, considering the showrunner is someone who says she's never seen a single thing related to _Star Wars_ prior to being hired and went as far to call R2-D2 a "lesbian" AND one of the actresses admitted the goal was to "make white males cry", I don't find it surprising in the slightest that _The Alcolyte_ is a dumpster fire.
IN SPAAAAACE!
The "make white males cry" was from an interview for the movie "The Hate You Give" literally years ago. Even at the beginning of the video that starts @0:35 literally states it.
@@DTEVibesdoesn't matter, it's more to prove how she's a racist
I find it beyond messed up. How can someone say they don't know anything about Star Wars, but then say it saved your life. What? Saving it from what a double ended toy? Saved her life???? Okay.
@@charliebrownie4158 She's basically saying "Kathleen Kennedy saved me from being blacklisted for helping a sexual predator." That's the only way _Star Wars_ 'saved her life.'
1:58
"Imagine hiring a rhinoceros to play the role of a cat. I imagine this is how awkward it would appear."
MEME OF THE CENTURY
Remember all those famous Assassin’s that found their target and announced themselves and said fight me with all you got?
No? Because it’s stupid just like Disney Star Wars
But isn't that what ninjas do? Use a bull-horn to announce their intentions in broad daylight, with a room full of witnesses?
*Shadowy character awkwardly sidles into the room and clears their throat loudly before screaming*
"I'M AN ASSASSIN, AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET BOOTHED!"
@@alexmuenster2102 What about Naruto?
@@msmaria5039 yeah the Anbu exist and never had to announce their intentions lmao nice try though. I know you really thought you did something there lmao
Funny how someone can't die by a stab from a Lightsaber, like from Asoka, but die by a blade, in this show.
Devil's advocate: that dagger is very well placed, that's were the human heart is, so even if it's a small dagger that's a probably lethal wound.
it didn't even go that deep in either. Was it poisoned?
@@Coramelimane For a slim woman of Earth the heart is around 2 inches deep (I haven't seen the episode, I also don't know the anatomy of humans from a galaxy far far away)
@@hectoraccented5312 If she removed it, she'd be dead. The thing is though, that a jedi can keep them self alive with severely mortal wounds. Would've made more sense if it hit her in the head. As for sith, the best and worst case scenario is darth sion, who was a fleshy man meat held together by hatred. I can think of why qui-gon died almost instantly and it'd have to be because the lightsaber likely severed his spine.
Reva survived being impaled by a lightsaber. *Twice.*
Alteori admits she knows little of the Star Wars lore. And yet, she knows WAY more than the creators. 😆
It's amazing, but also shows that at this point, even casual fans can tell the difference between legitimate SW and Disney bargain basement SW
Trash is trash.
TRASH IS ALWAYS TRASH.
Even if they change words, terms and definitions, trash all have the same rotten smell.
It truly is as they say, “garbage in, garbage out”. RIP Star Wars 🥀 ⚰️
I demand an apology to trash for comparing it to the Acolyte!
That’s trashist.
Lesley hadn’t seen a familial movie about sibling kinship….until Frozen???
Which she think is about forbidden lesbian "sibling love"
Fun fact about the Asian Jedi Master, he was actually such a HUGE fan of Star Wars that he actively LEARNED English to be able to get this part and play the Jedi Master.
I think it's wild somebody can get on tv and say "white people crying was the point"
Is she saying only white ppl are Star Wars fans? Because I'm sure there are a lot of other non-white people who are Star Wars fans and thought this was crap too. She just Bigoted herself.
It’s so ridiculously racist and unacceptable for her to say that and have no accountability
TBH, all it takes is a lawsuit. Someone might step up.
It is crazy cause if u swap "white" with ANY OTHER RACE OR ETHNICITY it's up, they getting cancelled on the spot, they don't even get to say another word after that, they are banished to the shadow realm 😂
Her dad white too wtf💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
okay so a knife that stabbed A JEDI MASTER killed her, but Sabine Wren survived a lightsaber being penetrated? okay disney
same with reya or what ever that inquisitor was from obi-won
Lightsabers are dead. LONG LIVE THE CHAINSWORD!
That a very good point. Also the Assassin is able to kill a Jedi. But not able to land a hit on the Sell Merchant. In fact the Sell merchant pins her down.
Don't say it like that lol
2 inch kunai much much dangerous than some fleshlight saber
“The concept of true love being between 2 sisters and not a heterosexual relationship” what on earth is she implying????????
I meant the woman from the interview thing segment
I think she might've revealed her kinks...
I really don't think we want to know
incest is wincest, as they say
I'm going on the theory that they were consistently on Molly at the time of coming up with these words. Prove me wrong.
Mind tricks don't just work on anyone, and trusting the force over your eyes is absolutely sensible advice for a Jedi in training
In the Old Republic era, when the Sith were at their strongest, acolytes were given training sabers, war blades, or electro-staffs. They very much did kill with weapons.
The sleeping with people to get a job remark is very appropriate considering that Hedland worked for a Sith Lord.
You are referring Kathleen as a Sith Lord or Bob Burger?
@@StallionStudios1234I think they mean Weinstein. She was his personal assistant for years.
@@StallionStudios1234 Her former boss Harvey was a Sith Lord in Hollywood. I guess that makes her the Acolyte. Kathleen is incompetent.
She didn't work for a Sith Lord. She was his Padawan. She is about her Masters work.
🚬😎
has telepathic powers, uses it once in a non-consequential scene and never again in a critical moment
He's Goku!
Kinda like force-speed in the phantom menace lol
Don't trust your eyes He says at the beginning of the episode. And yet later on in the episode, they trust the bartender whose eyes and only his eyes told him who the killer was. Make it make sense.
OMGGGGG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Now I wonder if they made the show bad on purpose
I don't see the Zucker Brothers or The Farley Brothers or even the Coen Brothers so I don't think this is an intentional parody . This is just the byproduct of when you have people who check every dei box but have no freaking writing skills.
and he explicitly meantions he saw her sister die with his own eyes. That was weird given the belief system he teaches.
I guess Disney is allergic to money.
Always have been since the last jedi
They are allergic to staying successful and keeping a franchise.
This is as close to this "show" as i will get. Thanks for taking one for the team
The Jedi code:
There is no emotion, there is peace.
There is no ignorance, there is knowledge.
There is no passion, there is serenity.
There is no chaos, there is harmony.
There is no death, there is the Force.
Jedi will 100% kill an "unarmed " oppenent. Especially if it's a sith lord.
How did you write all that then somehow misspell ‘opponent’?
@@lalalarose8197 because I am an idiot not a poet
Was that code from the old EU? If so, did George Lucas incorporate it into the prequels?
@@lalalarose8197 And you used an incorrect conjunction.
How did you write all that *and then* misspell 'opponent'?
I’m not seeing anywhere in that code (and being a Star Wars fanatic for most of my life, I have encountered a LOT of Star Wars) that a Jedi would attack a completely unarmed person. Everything I’ve seen that would count as an attack has come against someone that posed a threat.
On a side note, Sith, being Force users like the Jedi, are NEVER unarmed.
I'm gay.. It's gay.. Look how gay this is.. Droids are gay.. Did i mention I'm gay? You say the word gay six times in under a minute. Not one time did i ever ever hear George Lucas say.. I'm straight.. You know I'm straight.. Did i mention I'm straight?
Put a chick in it, make it gay and lame!
I had a Lesbian caregiver who kept saying that outlook dressing more masculine than any man at the store. I think her assumption was that they thought she was a guy so she changed her tactic to saying loud, my wife, a woman married to me a woman... I asked her why she kept saying that outlook? She said it was because Spokane was such a red-neck city that she wanted to shake things up. So I told her there are many gay people here. It's not at all something unknown or alien nobody cares. And yep she had to say it at the meat area aloud I'm a vegetarian too.
No, he never said that, but he did make one of his kids a youngling in RotS (the one who gets shot down in front of Bail Organa, iirc).
i don't get what you are getting at............... i don't know the point you are trying to make
@@caliginousmoira8565 I don't either. Ask Lesly Hedland what "the point" is.
As a black straight woman you aren't wrong. When I see a black female lead, I assume she's gay, because that's all Hollywood is giving us nowadays. I don't mind the interracial aspect most of the time but it's apparent it's a problem because finding a black hetero couple who aren't toxic in media is like finding a haystack in a needle.
As a fellow black straight woman, I wholeheartedly agree. Also any black people shown nowadays look either way too weird-like and alien or look so generic.
Yep. Jurassic World... one of those Chris Pratt sequels I can't tell apart, had a black lady who was cool and I made a joke she must be a lesbian since she's getting that much screen time and five minutes later it was revealed she was. It was one of those moments where I realised I can't remember the last straight black couple I saw in a mainstream production. US. That was the only one I can think of.
Well said
Bonus checklist points if they also happen to be biracial.
That’s because Hollywood, like all the other virtue signaling corporations, doesn't care. They want your money and they’ll use your suffering to guilt you and others into giving it to them.
Hadn't noticed - the bad twin can beat up Jedi, but gets pushed around by her dealer/sidekick?
Yeah, that makes sense.
Dammit Im glad the algorivm blessed me that day you popped up on my timeline. One of the best channels Ive subbed to by far.
“An acolyte doesn’t kill with a weapon”
*the acolyte who murdered a Jedi master with knife at the beginning of the episode*: about that.
So you just don't have child level problem solving skills then? Or child level listening skills then? The guy blatantly says that the jedi have built a belief that they can't be killed with a weapon, specially not something as simple as steel. That's why she kills with steel blades, to break the illusion the Jedi built up as BLATANTLY AS POSSIBLE. So people like you can comprehend the point. The second point being that an acolyte won't need a weapon at all. MEANING SHE WASN'T AN ACOLYTE YET. Please for the love of god at least attempt to rub two braincells together. The entire point of the scene was that she was being accepted as the acolyte of the sith master and she would then be trained to become capable of killing without weapons.
This is so unbelievably easy to comprehend.
@@elyrienvalkyr8167 it’s called a joke.
@@elyrienvalkyr8167yea keep defending this shithole of a show you bootlicker, defending the women who was Harvey Weinsteins personal assistant buh, you are a clown
@@gandalfthewhite.5245 Jokes are supposed to be funny
@@lordzenkai2004 funny is subjective.
I literally JUST finished another one of your videos, and now theres more to watch. Loving the new art! Its been about a year or something since i last watched, so its crazy different.
Welcome back 😅
@Alteori Thank you! It's great to be back. Looking forward to more of the best opinions on RUclips.
I guess kinda off topic but, i've always wanted a Warhammer 40K movie but seeing how most movies are these days. It's probably for the best there won't come one
This has been my thought process for years, and it didn't even take the current movie era to force the feeling. even before this things i wanted were being adapted into movies and shows that utterly missed the point, or barely had anything actually in common with the source.
@@DarkCT Those people who make the movies want to force their believes and propaganda in everyones face, which is getting so annoying
@@luukzilla1519 well yeah. they want their view/faith to be the only thing people see, to if not affect us, affect who comes next. some people still don't see that, despite how blatant it becomes and how repeated it's gotten.
what gets me at this point is not just the message, but the utter lack of tact. it has the subtelty of a wrecking ball sailing through peoples rooms to me at this point and yet people who have correctly called this out in other places still are blind to it somehow once it floats out of their area of expertise.
Uhhhhh.
I mean we will probably be seeing a series 😅 I'm guessing you probably already seen the speculated talks about Amazon pursuing one, and demanding female space marines
I always wanted a, meet the robinsons 2... and yeah im with you. Its probably a bad idea.
you made me pause this video so often just to read all those texts you are talking about
Just because I'm a Star Wars nerd: "Your eyes can deceive you; don't trust them" is as old as the franchise - Ben Kenobi tells that to Luke in the first movie. The idea is that the Force has a will, and by listening to what it tells you, you can achieve things believed to be impossible. That's why Jedi have preternatural reflexes - the Force is "telling" them what's coming and how to respond. The main block to how good a Jedi is at their skill is whether they trust the Force and listen to it, or try to find a better solution on their own. When the adrenaline is pumping and fear rules, it's easy to try to do what *you* want, rather than trusting the Force. Especially because "trust" means that you don't "know", which adds to the fear.
Trinity calls in to Jedi dispatch:
“We have an unauthorized force user.”
The implications of that one line are so incredibly stupid it’s impossible to take anything that follows seriously.
Unidentified or undocumented would’ve been better.
@@albertlewis4903 I think it was “unidentified.” Either way the idea of a galactic Jedi Police Dispatcher is one of the dumbest things in the show so far.
@@gryce9077 Not the worst idea in the show, given how powerful a force user can be it makes sense to have someone keeping tabs. The Jedi dispatcher getting killed by a 2 inch dagger was tough.
It wasn’t “unauthorized”, it was “UNIDENTIFIED”. Try actually watching the show. I legit enjoyed the first two episodes released. First decent Star Wars show in a while.
Expecting good writing out of Disney is like expecting a pizza to just appear in your oven. Sure we'd all love that to happen but it ain't going to.
Put a pizza in your oven, make it gay and lame!
Unless you were craving a squid and dog poop pizza…
Did the writers forget that Jedi and Sith can project barriers? Well I guess that knife is a special knife.
It was special Sith knife that can penetrate any force barrier. Once it strikes a Jedi it automatically kills them. But yeah, the writes forget to mention that side story about that knife. 🤪
Your hair diversity and POC straight representation rant 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Jeremy Johns says this is Star Wars:CW. When you see it, you can't unsee it.
180 million dollars...... we could have used that to feed starving kids. build homes for homeless, Cure Cancer.... and we wasted it all on this???? this country is truly going to hell.
Could have made 18 Godzilla Minus Ones.
@@kasaibouF29 damn. At least that would be worth the money
That’s $22.5 million per 30 minute episode.
It’s so sad that a sum of money is substitute for a government policy
I digress though…
Christ! What is this awful show!
We know Headland is still riding the wave that is the “George Lucas Raped Our Childhood” Movement
And Trinity, of course, gets screwed: I wonder if she’ll be resurrected only to be killed off again, for real!
@@Hollyclown and this is the best we got?
It's a spinoff show of the miserable failure of a comic. Written by people who dont know anything about Star Wars for people who never cared about Star Wars. There is less than .01% chance a real Jedi would have lost to such a laughably pathetic "assassin."
Oh come on, they both girlbossed their best, just that the black one had bonus victim points so their girlbossing is more powerful!!!
@@MyAramil jokes aside, my favorite jedi is Grandmaster Setile Shan. Daughter Bastila from KOTR. She was a battlemaster and was so at one with the force that a Sith Lord was enamored by how wholey with the force she was in battle and feared he could never beat her.
@@AnimeSquirrelIs that the Jefi master who betrayed both sides of the force (but wasn't Reven)?
@timothymcintire5747 Last I knew of, no.
@@timothymcintire5747 Bastila Shan fell to the Dark Side during KOTOR, and depending on your choices in game she'll either stay a Sith or you'll have to kill her or turn her back from the dark side. But canonically the reformed Revan turned her back to the light side of the force. She then had a daughter with Revan called Tasiele Shan who is Satele Shan's mother, Satele was Grandmaster of the Jedi during the Knights of the Republic MMO. Also Bastila like Revan never reached the rank of Master, they are both considered legendary Jedi Knights
"attack me, with all your strength."
Jedi force pushes her into the floor, leaving a only a red puddle.
"Who the hell was that?"
Wouldve hit her ass with that charge push obi wan has on battlefront when u upgrade it to the max 😂
Not even a "you want to go home and rethink your life"?
To begin, I honestly agree with 80% of your points.
A FEW, though, are poorly considered:
1…Did you know there is such a thing as an underwater welder? There are even underwater TORCHES, and I don’t mean the British version of “torch,” either.
FIRE CAN BURN UNDERWATER, as long as a pressurized flammable gas is present. SO IT IS IN SPACE, as well.
You are correct about the way it would LOOK.
2…Sound In Space is a long established Star Wars tradition.
As it is in many SF universes, such as Star Trek.
To get meta, this IS another Galaxy -far far away- and it is a much larger and denser galaxy than our own. There MIGHT actually be a different particle density in that far far away galaxy. The whole thing MIGHT basically be a nebulous mist.
There HAVE ACTUALLY Been signs that this might be the case in earlier SW properties. Such as the Clone Wars. Like clone troopers survival through “vacuum” longer than -say, in OUR galaxy.
3…”Your eyes can deceive you.” This is a line used both in A New Hope, AND ESB. It is an ESTABLISHED Force training exercise in the SW universe.
Kind of a beloved line, as well. You should know your material at least well enough to know that, before basing on it.
4. If the Old Master thought that the assassin standing before her was her old student, because she was her old students twin, would that not make her vulnerable to being taken by surprise and hesitant to go full power?
I would like to point out that star wars has always incorporated sound effects in space and that part is a part of its charm, but the fire in space is something else all together.
Wait…her name is OSHA and she’s a mechanic/construction worker? They couldn’t have given her a better name. If you know what OSHA is in the US and if they did this on purpose then it is hilarious 😂😂😂 🤦🏽♀️
Well there was that case with that High Republic Smuggler character who had just a rock as his navigator who had a vessel simply called...the Vessel. And seeing at this is suppose to take place during the High Republic...yeah I think is the final nail to the coffin for Star Wars at this point.
@@solidg3legend868
The rock navigator that they _explicitly_ stated was asexual, if I'm remembering correctly. XD
@@TaoScribble Considering the dipshit director and actor just said R2 is a lesbian.... bruh, R2 ain't even a female personality as a droid. It's a male personality. I don't doubt these people all share the same writing team.
@@TaoScribble Yep.
LOL! I never put 2 + 2 and thought about that! That's hysterical!
The scene with Trinity literally looked like the Matrix cosplaying with a Star Wars mod... the music and everything. INCREDIBLY immersion breaking.
Jedi are basically “Space Wizard Samurai Monks.”
so when you're taught to be a Jedi you're gonna be taught lots of Spiritual Guru stuff.
I disagree with Samurai. At no point in OG or Prequels... is it suggested even a hint of Japanese style Samurai.
I hate the trope... Jedi are just Warrior Monks. 90% forego the Warrior part.
@@MiraSubieGirl the "Samurai" notion probably comes from Lucas being inspired by Akira Kurosawa movies, Hidden Fortress being cited as the main inspiration for A New Hope, a japanese General character (not a samurai) the inspiration for Obi Wan.
@@MiraSubieGirlDarth Vader’s helmet shape takes inspiration from the helmets Samurai used
@MiraSubieGirl trying not to be mad at this. The original lightsaber dual in episode IV was based on Japanese sword art, Vader's helmet is based on Japanese samurai helmets, and the very first draft of the first film was basically just a copy of a Kurosawa film in a sci-fi style.
I know the average fan doesn't have as autistic a knowledge of Star Wars as I do, but for someone to say that Jedi aren't samurai is just beyond not knowing what you're talking about.
Tid bit. The Samurai's Bushido code borrowed Rinzai Zen Buddhism for their ethics system.
The Star Wars Universe has a lot of Eastern Philosophy and Spiritualism mixed with Western Good and Evil Proselytizing.
If I remember correctly, the Jedi Mind Trick only works on weak minds. That’s why it’s not used very often. I’ve been a Star Wars fan for years. Broken up since The Last Jedi movie came out and I haven’t watched anything Star Wars since.
Agreed though I would recommend Star Wars visions but don’t get Disney plus for those just watch them with jack sparrow and black beard
The Jedy actually have a moral code they try not to resort their powers to resolve issues like that.
If they would have, the Clonewars would have never happened.
Hell nothing would have happened and the Jedy would have become a Sith empire.
I hate how every villain has to be redeemable. I miss just truly evil characters that I can hate cause of the Haines acts the comit not just cause they're annoying.
WE have only palpatine but given how Close This shitshow IS to the Prequels i half expect them to pull a Rings of Power with palpatine
In our brilliant new twist palpating was the best thing to happen to the galaxy he brought order, structure, jobs and fed the elderly puppies.
@@Senkoau 😂
@@Senkoau Vote Senator Palpatine
"I know nothing about Star Wars" -- That's okay, neither did the showrunners.
She said she's seen the first movie. That's already way more than the showrunners.
I swear, the people working on this show aren't even hiding that they're diversity hires. How they promote the show. How the show is written. None of this tells me these people were hired based on their abilities. After Dune, Godzilla Minus One, Kindom of the Planet of the Apes etc. you can tell who was hired out of pity.
They're hiring people based on their disgustingly racist and sexist mindsets
They should have asked Alteori to make a disney star wars tv series
Here I am waiting for Yoda to show up in the show sayin.
"Mhm.. Queen she is, yes!"
It really sucks man because on paper this show sounds great. Then you hear the people in charge talk about it, then you realize it’s Disney, and finally you see how nasty of a person the MC is and it’s just immediately leaving a bad taste.
Lots of things released in the last 6 years have all the parts to make a great thing. But then get fumbled hard.
Kind of reminds me of The Book of Boba Fett. There was some interesting concepts, but none of it was fleshed out or cohesive enough for it to be any good.
true bro
A decent premise brought to us by lazy, selfish, incompetent writers supported by corporations with no interest in a good product.
Yup. Could have been good if it were done by Star Wars fans. People who know and love the franchise. But no. Disney F'd up. Found someone, why Leslye Headlamp and let her make it.
Whole story relies on a fact, that estranged for 20 years sisters go to the same hairdresser innwhole Galaxy and both wanred to have a dirty mop on their head. Storytelling 101
Also known as the Dwayne Dibbly style.
That’s straight up racist and you’re the reason why valid criticism is being viewed just as racism and sexism ffs
5:51
Also they advertised the fuck out of Trinity, and she’s dead.
Are these fuckers just allergic to money?
Just like in wrestling, they gotta build some rep. Besides, don't forget that Trinity might still appear in flashbacks during the series.
A commercial for The Acolyte came on halfway through the video lol
It's "certified fresh" 😂
Thank god Rotten Tomatoes critics don't sell produce.
@@kaykutcher2103 😂
LMFAO „do you guys not have phones“ opened up a HOOOLE different chestnut 🤣
Disney negotiating with Carrie-Anne Moss: "So, you need how many millions to play the character???"
Also Disney: "Hmm, Okay, How much if your character is in less than half an episode?"
8:18 C3PO and R2D2 are based on the characters Tahei and Matashichi from the 1958 Japanese adventure film Hidden Fortress.directed by Akira Kurosawa. They were not written to be a gay couple.
The people I see on those interviews don't care for what Lucas used for inspiration, or thought, or made...
Also they are robots. I don't think robots would have pronouns or sexual preferences. Definately wouldn't be non-binary (if you don't get the joke you have no right to get offended over the comment)
@@MadManxJDFI see what you did there 😆
@@MadManxJDF They definitely don't have anything sexual between their legs, unless they're sexbots, which there's absolutely no indication of either of them being. Those two droids, however, do present as male and are referred to as such, but that's how they act. Which makes the idea of R2D2 being a lesbian completely random.
Once again the idiots who made the show not only messed up that R2D2 is the embodiment of a drunken male sailor, but that C-3PO isn't gay or lesbian, they're British! Okay, whatever "Star Wars Pinewood Studios British" is
"Attack me with all your strength"... Bish im on break
Disney Trilogy: Somehow how Palps has returned.
This shows beginning scroll :
The Patriarchal fire has somehow made its way into space.
Woman on woman violence has reached its peak.
PRIDE MONTH IN SPACE
The reason the master can not use the force to read her mind is because it only works on the weak willed and force users, in particular, can put up further resistance.
Don't worry. Disney also doesn't know how the Force works.
The creator gave them the guides and foot notes and they just threw it all away assuming they can make shit up and people won't notice.
Not realizing many fans see this as a type of religion and know the laws and rules by heart.
.... Idiots....
"That's not how the force works!"
This is a whole different type of "force" and I'm not loving it.
When she said that the point was "white people crying" What she didn't understand is that the white people crying, would be the producers of the show.
Lucasfilm shows don't have classical producers I believe , the money comes from budget allocated by Disney Co. Nobody is putting money from their own pockets to make shows like this, and that's why the shows are like THIS.
That is an old interview about a movie she was in. People are so false using old clips to try and paint a narrative.
Bro people take this out of context, she meant it good
@@CEOofJantheres a good way to mean that? 🤔
(Ps: no there isnt)
@@ravissary79 The movie was about are news problem and she wanted that white people also see this problem and cry about the story that the movie tells. Is something wrong with that?
You know, I just realized, at (2:30 )instead of paying someone for the location, she could have hired the snitch to shoot the Jedi in the back (5:19) while she distracted her in combat. I mean maybe it's not the smartest plan ever, but I feel it's a testament to the effort displayed that I in two minutes came up with a more plausible means of death than the writers.
The people that mocked us for being loser geeks for liking Stars Wars before it became mainstream are the exact same people currently in charge of the Star Wars IP.
The bullies won guys.
Harvey must be laughing from his cell
So you're telling me this was during the Rule of Two Period? .The great ancient Sith Lords are turning in their graves on Korriban.
That and having to restrain Bane and Zannah from purging the idiots.
@@darthkaton haha bro fr .but good like trynna restrain a being who's emotions run on emotions
That was my thoughts exactly. I don't care who you are or how arrogant you are but allowing your acolyte to do some crazy shit could screw over everything your previous masters have worked si hard to make. They better make this a different faction and not the sith.
What I think will happen is either half way or by the end of this series it will be revealed that this assassin is working for someone who is only acting like a Sith in name only and probably has something to do with the original group seen in episode 2. So probably not the Rule of Two Sith, but someone else with an ax to grind with the Jedi Order.
@@nine_realmslorry4478 Well, I was picturing Ragnos, Sadow and Hord physically restraining Bane and Zannah while they scream "Let me at 'em" whilst looking like they really want to do the same. lol
Fire in Space? Yes it's a Mess 😅
What, you never see a nice cozy campfire while strolling on the moon before?
I'm still on the 20.24 patch, not the 23.05 one @@migarsormrapophis2755
@@migarsormrapophis2755 When you acknowledge it thats when it goes out XD
@@Gamerguy-ud1zo there is a difference between an explotion of gas being lit and a fucking campfire.
This has always been around
"Attack me with all your strength" while in the middle of a meal...
How would you feel if someone tried to assassinate you while you were trying to eat breakfast?
It's funny how they all seem to be laughing their way to oblivion.
In the words of Alfred from the 2009 Batman movie The Dark Knight, "Some people just want to watch the world burn" that is what Lesley Headland is doing.
"stop eating each other's snatches out", had me giggling uncontrollably.
The protag's name is Occupational Safety and Health? How exciting!
The Secret of NIMH sounding hero.
Don’t need to watch something that the trailer doesn’t do anything to appeal to me. I’m quite happy to make a judgement based on what you show me in a trailer.
Plus, if every time you go to a city and you have a miserable time, and each time a seperate event, then you are more and more apprehensive to try to go any more to that city.
I don't get why people are saying you can't judge any media by it's trailer when that's the point of trailers.
1:10 - 1:40 April O'Neil: "Well, you *failed,* miserably!"
24:44 Not only a weapon, but a steel weapon. Absolutely hilarious.
As to the race stuff, YES, it's all about checking boxes. It's not organic, it's forced, that's by design, and it's largely because these people think that doing something unforced and organic is inherently bigoted "because the majority is still white and straight". And why do they portray lesbians as masculine only? It's because a feminine lesbian appears "normal" unless you TELL the audience they're lesbian. It is a deliberate decision to stereotype for purposes of cinematic needs... same as how they set up the Sequel Trilogy so they could cut Finn out of it in order to sell it to deeply-racist foreign markets where hating black people is normal.
It's no longer about equality. It's about vengeance and retribution. And that's regrettable.
Ngl this show feels racist. Because most of the main cast are humans. Aliens are just mostly background characters.
The older ones made some sense because of limitations, but you can see their effort. The animation did as well.
Currently Disney SHOULD have the money to have a star wars MAIN cast filled with aliens and few humans.
So even if the story was shit. At least people can give them props for character design.
@@CharlesUrban It feels like they are not just becoming the people they hate. They assault those who had nothing to do with their history.
Like that thing with Cleopatra. (Want to ask: The hell did Egypt do to you?)
Remember when Obi-Wan used his lightsaber to just straight up cut a guys arm off, in A New Hope? Yeah...
Remember how they retconned the whole bloody mess the chopped off arm left? To keep the PG rating they changed lightsabers to cauterizing the wounds instantly. Look at EP5 when Vader cut off Luke's hand, clean cut no blood.
@osets2117 Tbh it does make sense, lightsabers are hot as hell
@@osets2117that makes sense. The lightsaber literally burns by contact and reaches high temperatures
@@organizm6907 they are supposed to be a "loop" of superheated pasma held in place by some kind of shield feedback, so there is no *radiant* heat but, on contact is the temperature of the interior of a star.
theoretically, if the "shield" ever failed, the plasma is so hot it would ignite a planets atmosphere.
the *entire* atmosphere. it'd be over in moments, the planet's surface superhot ash. nothing left.
@fistovuzi Huh, that's interesting. It's kinda strange how it never happened in the universe yet (tho maybe i just don't know). It would show the dangers of lightsabers and how only true masters must be allowed to wield them or something like that.
There's a saying I learned from playing this horror game once. "If it looks like shit, smells like shit, then you don't need to taste it to know that it is shit." At this point I can't believe something like this was even approved or even bothered made and why there wasn't anyone with common sense to have it canceled and shut down before it saw the light of day.
To be fair, the whole "they shouldn't be able to hear sound in space" thing is half wrong. They could absolutely hear that explosion, though not in the same way as they would in a pressurized environment. The ship itself still carries the vibrations of sound.
That other woman during the exposition dump be like: I'm all ears °^°👂