The Rise Of Skywalker Review - Is It Worse Than The Last Jedi?
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- Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
- Could Star Wars The Rise Of Skywalker be worse than The Last Jedi? Is that even possible?
Let’s look at The Rise Of Skywalker and see if it is a fitting end to the Skywalker saga.
JJ Abrams has problems finishing stories at the best of times. This time he also tries to re-write Rian Johnson’s film. Will the Disney films be remembered as the high or low point of Star Wars?
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What a perfect way to spend my quarantine. Love your videos. I hope you'll do a season review of the mandalorian at some point.
This video was so spot on. You nailed it and covered pretty much everything.
You know what's also fucking stupid ? Lucasfilm hired the same wars that did the justice league movie
Hi Robot Head, good to see your still making videos, it's been a long time since your last one. Though as far as I understand it, JJ didn't have full creative control of the film, or the first one for that matter, in fact, he was quite pissed about it, and I believe the line he said was “Why don't you just say written and directed by Lucasfilm, ” and the totally great idea to bring Palpatine back was KK's I believe, still his version wouldn't have been good, though it still would of been better then what we got.
Robot Head Heya Robot head! It’s been a while.
"JJ you were given Star Wars, an obscene amount of money, and the chance to take the audience on an amazing original fantasy journey, endless options to choose from, the only limit was literally your imagination and the best, the best you can come up with was killing Palpatine, again" It messes my mind how true that is
They are just writing these movies casually, maybe over a coffee in some expensive place. Nothing serious, no creative process. It's a job to them, a paycheck. Nothing about these directors suggests creativity or even a dedication to their craft. They are wholly unworthy and keep on proving themselves to be failures.
Yup. JJ was too lazy to come up with a new villain after Rian pointlessly killed off Snoke. So he picked the only other villain in the Star Wars universe that had audience recognition and brought him back, even though he had been blown up in "Return of the Jedi." Twice. And then he took Palpatine and x1000'd him. Palpatine has literally INSANE levels of Force power. Rey should not have been an obstacle to him. At all.
@@KneelB4Bacon the plot armor was so strong this time that Palpatine just took enough life force out of her and Kylo without killing them and then Palpatine is beaten by two lightsabers. Not that he just shot down a whole bunch of ships. And if we see through all of that he apparently could'nt stop his force lightning and just chocked her or some shit? C'mon I've never seen such bad writing like the sequels
Zack Snyder should just redirect the movies with Terrio and all will be well
don't forget that he was chosen to direct the force awakens he could have chose anything for the plot in this new trilogy, the villains, the heroes, everything, but he instead went with an antagonist that is exactly the same as the empire and literally just made a new hope again
“I used to think the new trilogy was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy”
.... that line is funnier and sadder then people realize... but overall... its just hilariously awesome that we got to live in a world where the film "the joker" was made and it was actually a breathtakingly wonderful fresh new experience for everyone
Nah it's a tragedy , *The tragedy of Darth Plaugueis the wise*
You are insulting the very word comedy. It is more like a silly joke. Backfired in their face
Marvel: Hold my beer.. Safespace, Snowflake and Grandpa's Internet Farts
@@jo3m4ma60 who do we know who makes epic dialogue with the word tragedy...
“Who are you”
“Rey”
“Rey who”
Rey looks to the distance to see Luke and Leia and the gives a little smirk on her face as she opens her mouth and says...
“Rey’d Shadow Legends. With over 16 million downloads, Raid shadow legends is free, turn based game with over 400 characters to collect. The devs add 16 champions each month and are constantly updating the game.”
Criminally underrated comment. My God I hate those ads.
If you didn't steal this, you're a genius.
expect he did, because it’s all over meme pages about this format. just another comedian trying to get likes
Genius :)
This is hilarious
"Of Cource Rey is a world class sailor even though she grew up in a desert planet" 😭😭 she really whipped that tiny boat over like 15 ft waves like nothing
>>whipped that tiny boat over like 15 ft waves like nothing
Well she drinks water so of course she’d know how to sail right?!
because FORCE IS FEMALE!!!!
obviously because she is 70% water
@@alexmuenster2102Hahahahaha
I do not consider the sequel trilogy to be canon. Makes life easier...
Same. For me the Skywalker Saga ended with Episode 6
same, I still look to the EU legends as canon.
As it should be
Alex Mingrone power to the people I'd say.
Exactly
Thanos: "I've destroyed half the universe."
J.J. Abrams: "I've destroyed two."
Two?
Which was the first victim?
@Luis-Raul Diaz-Rios Star Trek. Lol
@@Ramsey276one Star Trek and Star Wars and now he's aiming for DC. 3 Universes destroyed. Thanos looks like a small purple potato compared to the Destroyer JJ Abrams.
For me which didn't watch tv-series star track movie was very good one. But with star wars he missed.
Rian Johnson/Alex Kurtzman: "-aaaand I helped"
George Lucas once said "Star Wars is Anakin. It starts when he's a little boy and ends when Anakin Skywalker dies."
He also said; in the same interview where he states that he sold SW to white slavers, that SW is only 6 films.
Anything that distances Star Wars from these films is fine by me.
He also was planning on making 7,8,9 from the start. I just wonder what would it have been like if there was no delay in production. Like 9 would have released in the 90s lol
@@djentmas867 the 90's?
Workspaces Wisps yeah if RotJ came out in 83, then 7,8,9 would be released in 86,89, and 92 if Lucas continued following the 3 year pattern of 4,5,6 and didn’t delay with the projects.
Fun fact: The team couldn't even be bothered to use the right Death Star for the wreckage. It's supposed to be the wreckage of the DS2 but it's the model of the DS1, which they probably recycled from Rogue One. It's a small difference, but noticeable, namely in the pattern on the disk and the band around the middle.
Oh my lord, this trilogy gets worse day by day
Jesus...
It really does get worse the more you watch it
My question is how the wreckage landed on a different moon other than Endor and how it survived entering orbit
Thank you for re-watching this garbage so others don't have to.
So Lucas clearly said, Star Wars was about the Skywalker bloodline. Then in a movie named “the rise of Skywalker”, the idiots kill off every Skywalker and at the end have the audacity to have someone from the sixth bloodline self proclaim to be a Skywalker.
This is a perfect symbolism for the evil Disney to self proclaim to own the storyline.
Joe America Should be called the rise of Rey papaltine.
It's the exactly same shit what did communists in USSR to people, first killed all the aristocratic people with good genes, then rename everyone and everything, moto was: "Who was nothing, become everything". I see similar ideas in SJW movies, not surprised btw.
@@DaScorpionSting The Rise of The Senate
Exactly, I rented this movie at home, and I just wanted to take bat to my head.
It feels sad to hear always George Lucas name being called over and over again as some Knight in shining armor but instead when he was the guy who first sold this IP to that Evil Disney Iger BS. And way before that the ESB was made by Gary Kurtz the true man behind the IP and how this Lucas was against his budget and the story narration and everything. RoTJ had ewoks and shit because Lucas wanted to make his Star Wars into a kiddo fest with tons of merchandising money. And Gary Kurtz left after ESB that's why past that Lucas failed with EP 6 (comedy) &1,2,3 disastrous failures over and over with piss poor story writing and missing the entire aspect of the Universe, but at the very least it had some universe for it. Also worst than ewoks, Jar Jar.
I think now he is realizing on how $4Bn sellout of this franchise to the evil corporate with PC drivel and agenda shoehorned into this trash dumpster fire of a series. Whatever, the Mandalorian is crap as well, this series is just made to milk people's wallets, and ruin everything that it had for.
Everyone:
"OMG, Chewie died!!!!!1111!!... but not really."
"OMG, C-3PO died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... but not really."
"OMG, Kylo died!!!2222!!!!!... but not really."
"OMG, Rey died!!!!!!???!!!!!!?... but not really."
Me: "WTF is this??????"
Lol wow that's pretty bad.
Then Kylo died in a way that didn't make any sense.
thatnoobnextdoor Palpatine’s death makes no sense
Kylo fake died like 3-4 times in that movie
@@Erik-nk1uy the funniest fake death was the one where his TIE crashed at like 400 miles per hour, careening and bouncing along the sand until exploding spectacularly in a huge fireball. Surely he's dead right? Nah he's fine. Not a scratch. Fuck off JJ, that's bullshit, no one could survive that.
You know its bad when Jedi: Fallen Order, a video game has a better story than this, a high budgeted movie.
Next to this movie, pretty much anything is a masterpiece
Even the 30 minute sequel to the Battlefront 2 story, set during The Force Awakens, was better than that movie.
Ryan Spencer a middle school play has better acting and storytelling than this
Even battlefront 2
And its made by ea of all people.
The thing that bugs me the most, is that they could have come up with literally ANYTHING. Any story or narrative or theme. How many artists could only dream of that chance?
And what they did was a horrible retread of a classic we already saw, that killed the legacy of a once great franchise.
Shame on you JJ and Cgris Terrio, Shame on you Disney, and Shame on you Hollywood
Watch Star wars Theory. The guy makes wonderful theories, videoes and made an amazing short movie Vader: Shards of the Past. Hopefully, now that the pandemic is over or mostly over, he will be able to make a second Vader episode. I would rather wait for his film another 2 years because I know it won't contradict the lore and story of the Lucas trilogy and he knows the lore insanely well. If he changes up something it is always something possible. Like Windu surviving or his What- if episodes. The saddest thing is Disney didn't let him crowd fund his movie and didn't let him make money from it so he did it pro bono.
@@am-ranth8955 while I would love a movie that was inspired by KOTOR, most people wouldn't even know who nihilus is... although I guess that's not a big deal, since we didn't know who palpatine was before the movies. The main thing is that we don't need Disney ruining KOTOR too. They'd make nihilus a push over for rey when the only reason the exile could defeat him is because they were both kind of the same; wounds in the force itself
This has always been my point about the whole thing. So tired of hearing “sorry they didn’t do exactly what YOU wanted or expected!”…..they could have literally done anything else in the world, literally any other groups of ideas, with movies 7-9 and it would have been a better turn out.
The Lord may bless you and the Force shal always be with you
"This knife did terrible things"
Rey, swinging the youngling slayer 9000
omg take my like
Anakin was more sophisticated than that, it's the youngling SLAYER 9000
@@Donutlover42069 youngling OBLITERATOR 9000
@@Loucap_ orphan obliterator 9000
I prefer the youngling yeeter 3000
Wait a minute. If Palpatine is an emperor. Then that makes Rey a Disney Princess
Only thing that is not broken with disney is the quality of their princess's. They all have flaws and you can even feel them when you used to be a kid. She is tooooo overpowered and bad writen to be a disney princess
Ye gods, you are right.
Ah yes, Princess Mary. Mary Sue.
Daniel Lamping Ah yes original comment number #5661
That also means she is as dumb as a Disney princess. Wait a minute, that's it!!! THE REASON WHY DISNEY BOUGHT LUCASFILM JUST SO THAT THEY CAN ADD ANOTHER PRiNcEsS to their collection!!! It all makes sense now. Disney is evil!!! I always hated the Sequel Trilogy. Now the truth is out. Disney EXPOSED.
I feel sorry for Finn’s actor. He is a life long Star Wars fan. Imagine getting a dream role in a dream film , was set up to be a main character, could have endless options such as Finn being force sensitive(and explained in detail) or him being a Jedi then Rey turning to the dark. But he will only be remembered as the guy that just shouts Rey 24/7
Finn got fucked HARD. They could have done so much with his character after all he was a stormtrooper which has so many possibilities that it's insulting that they wrapped up his plot in the first movie and then made him essentially a background character with lines. John Boyega deserved better than that
I wanted him to be like Kyle katran
I feel bad for all the actors, honestly this will probably make it harder to get roles. Their characters were just bad and cartoonish, on top of being planted in bad story.
You said it. I remember when they announced him as being the new protagonist, I was completely down with it and for the majority of Force Awakens they made it seem like that with him using the lightsaber during a lot of the battles. Only for miss Mary Sue Skywalker to come in, use the force and just take over the whole sequel trilogy while barely having any character. Meanwhile, Finn gets reduced to being a bit of comic relief and just cares about Rey’s safety and fighting with the Resistance. They absolutely botched any potential he had and never gave him more of a backstory. Just a waste of potential because they couldn’t get a single storyline going with each film.
Watch " attack the block " hes good in that
for some reason what bothers me most about the wayfinder is that it looks very similar to a sith holocron, but they refused to actually have it be a sith holocron, despite the fact that a sith holocron would have done the exact same thing AND made sith rey vision make sense
Do you think JJ saw Rebels?
@@rijulchhabra1725 its not even a rebel’s thing its always been a part of star wars and that makes it worse
i didnt see this at first but i basically left this comment lol. even when giving eu fans something they want it’s still half assed
Simple fix: sequel trilogy is not canon, it’s Disney fan fiction.
Agreed.
I really only blame JJ for 7 is also bad. Even then he was told what he was meant to make by KK "on" writing team what to make. Where Ruin Johnson had full creative control.
A Fan Fic not done by fans
This is honestly my head canon. There's not one discernible positive thing that the new trilogy added to the universe. In my mind everything ended after return of the jedi. Darth Vader has been redeemed, the evil empire was just destroyed, Luke has become the most powerful Jedi alive and is at peace finally, Leia and Han are happily together, the whole galaxy is united in celebration. What more story is there?
I imagine all the books and video games and comics that I never partook in have a way better story. And this trilogy ignored it all and made them not canon anymore.
When i was a kid playing star wars with figures i still came up with some better stories than the sequel trilogy did 😂
@DavidOGD15 👁️👁️
Lol, me too
yea? prove it and make the new sequel trilogy then
🤔
Giantqtipz yeah let me just go to disney and politely ask them to do so. I wonder how that would work out.
@@edviza1935 dont ask politely and just force the scripts down their throats
Anakin Skywalker: I'm the chosen one. I've trained very hard since I was a little kid. It's been like 20+ years of special training now with master Yoda and Obi Wan Kenobi. I'm the jedi with the highest midichlorian count which means I have the potential to be the strongest user of the force. I also fought a war and many sith lords.
My years of experience allow me to be very strong with the lightsaber. I failed many times fighting Dooku, but with years of training I've become stronger and managed to defeat him.
My over 20000 midichlorian count allow me to be very strong with the force at my young age even though I've only trained for 20+ years. Imagine when I'm old how strong I will be...
I was seduced by the dark side because I wanted to learn the power of healing so that no one else died. Too bad 20+ years of training with the best masters and the highest midichlorian count didn't allow me to do that yet...
Rey: I've trained mostly by myself for almost 2 years. I have no previous experience in fighting, lightsabers nor the force. I don't know what a jedi or sith is. I'm Palpatine's granddaughter although I could never be even half as strong as the Chosen One.
So my 2 years of 'training' have allowed me to completely dominate lightsaber skills, I've never lost a duel in the whole trilogy. I've defeated one on one my grandfather Palpatine who was the strongest sith of all time and had trained for hundreds of years, without mentioning that when I killed him, he was the strongest version of Sidious we've ever seen, way stronger than the one Yoda himself couldn't defeat. Well I've destroyed him, because I know perfectly how to block force lightning without any previous experience. Unlike the CHOSEN ONE who got destroyed by Dooku's lightning even with decades of training. Fuck he even died because of lightning, what a retard. He could've just blocked it. It's not like the only person to have ever blocked force lightning with his lightsaber was Mace Windu because he dominated Vapaad...
In terms of force powers I'm the most powerful force user in the whole history of Star Wars thanks to my 2 years of training and thanks to the force apparently being female.
Some of my powers are: Force lightning (strong enough to destroy a whole spaceship with my first try), I can easily lift a big spaceship or force it to stay on the ground even if it's trying to leave at full power, I can heal people and prevent them from dying, I have such precision with the force that I can dig a perfect whole in the sand with it, I even have my own personal force abilities I've developed through my large experience and experimenting with the force in 2 years like: teleporting objects through the force, fly with the force, I can sense whatever I'm looking for or need so I don't have to search for it.
Other abilities I have are knowing how everything I've scavenged works, that means, if I've scavenged a door from a spaceship, I know perfectly how a spaceship works, so I know every component of it, I know how they work together and how to repair them in case they're broken. I also know how to pilot a spaceship thanks to my large experience of staring at spaceships and imagining myself driving them.
To sum up, I'm by far the strongest jedi there ever was, defeated the strongest sith there ever was, and achieved powers than not even luke, yoda, sidious nor the chosen one could ever achieve, all thanks to my 2 years of intensive training with youtube tutorials.
And I read the whole thing
BeCuAsE sHeS pAlpAtInEs GrAnDaUtGhEr DUMMY
Underrated comment
Rey did it for one year. Canonically the entire sequel trilogy takes place in one fucking year.
If this was reddit, i would go to the store, buy a Google play card and give you an argentium award because this is perfect. I hate how everything needs to change, complaining about how men were too strong in old movies. the thing is, men are biologically stronger, so it makes sense why the terminator is male, and when my sister asked why not female? I said that would be sad for men? Yes but women are supressed so they should be OP
Time to get technical:
"They received our signal, but no response"... how do you know they received it if there was NO RESPONSE??
"UNDER ATTACK! PLS SEND HELP!"
✔ Seen
@@dylancross1039 LMAO I'M DYING HERE
It shows that the message went through? Stop making stuff up to hate on
Left on read lmao
@@oXRaptorzXo Doesnt mean they recieved it
Snoke was killed let’s bring back the emperor. “Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the skywalker name.
"Don't be afraid of who you are" would've been much more poignant if it applied to Kylo Ren. He should've been the one to live, not Rey. He could've left the First Order behind and gone away to walk the galaxy and do whatever he could to atone for his crimes. It would've been great to see him take the name of his uncle and grandfather, no longer being afraid of who he is.
I hope McDiarmid got a big fat check for this.
@@DeltaSpark8 You mean like a story where he dones the robes of a jedi but he does it with his own style, not fearing walking around with his helmut, but not feeling a need to not wear it also... and perhaps instead wearing a helmut that carries the ancient shape, but without a facemask, to show him trying to find a path between his parents, his sensei, and his grandfather? i mean sure that could artistically work if we got a good 20 minutes of the film where we see part of who he is becoming and seeing him do a reverse of anakins arc from revenge of the sith... in fact if you play revenge of the sith backwards and basically show kylo shedding his army after a 30 minute intro battle montage where he gains a true epiphany while facing a ancient jedi shrine.. and instead of destroying it he leaves his face mask at it, symbolizing connecting with it, and letting it past his defenses.
and then the film takes off with him becoming a shinobi still, a killer still... but not without reason... he becomes a lightside darth vader, still not fully lightside, still bloody and murderous.... but only with great reason for the greater good. and occasionally because he feels someones a danger somehow....
so then this new white knight Ben Skywalker, or would he call himself Ben Solo... in a wway when han married leia, he stopped being solo and became something more, he became complete.
and so anyways.....
what... thats how marriage works, you marry someone that you feel will balance your own personality, not because they are rich or have a really sexualized appearence, but because.... you like who they are inside, and because together you complete each other in meaningful ways, not completing sentances or completing each other by the other always telling one what to do, but because they understand what each other really loves and likes in life, the good and the bad, the dark and the light
so anyways, Ben Solo-Skywalker, or maybe he would take a new name and just call himself Skywalker discarding his first name as far as using it to the point he forgets it and just says skywalker whenever someone asks, living for the memory of his family and loved ones.
he is skywalker.
ahh so anyways... skywalker is having his power montage, and retains the imperium, but then he addresses his rag tag fleet and has them gather at the main capital woorld he has after bloody infighting and decalres that he is remaking the empire.
That from this day forward, every part of the empire, droid, life form, starship brains, all, will have a voice, and a free will so long as their free will does not endanger another member of the empire.
And he recreates a empire not of cruelty, but confirms to the people, that he will personally oversee to any reports of a corrupt governor or high government official as soon as anyone gets word to him of it, anyone or anything.
and that should they require aid and they trust thier higher officials they should report to thier local governor for other forms of aid, that from this day forward, the empire will serve its people, a machination not for defense, but for nourishing its people.
Whether human, alien, or native to the world, they will all have a equal voice when it comes to asking for aid.
That he will personally end the life of any governor refusing to hear the words of his people, or unjustly killing them.
And then for his people he lets them see his face and removes the helmut for the final part of this broadcast.
And he apolagizes, to the empire, the republic, to all parts of the force, for his past actions and denials of his family, and announces his name, and his love for all of his family, and apolagizes to the empire and republic and the forces furthest reachers, for the crimes not just of himself, but of his grandfather darthvader, and for any crimes of any of his family.
And vows on this apolagy to seek to always keep everyone within the empire and republic free and able to live their lives as they see fit so long as it doesnt endanger others.
and that could be teh end of the film... or just a wierd midway point after which we cut to the imperial fringes where the Empires cloning tanks all contain clones of him... and we hear two officers talking, dressed in imperial science uniforms they cringe as they watch the continued readouts and whine that the emperor still hasnt awaken in any of the clones in 30 years almost now... and thats when it happens
imperial crack troops and star destroyer appear on the fringes of thier tech readouts that show the planetary defense alert because they are recieving warnings to prepare for a imperial envoy from a Grand Moff.
The Grand Moff is rallying his power and plans on taking everything, including the clones, perhaps to kill them, perhaps to modify them.. .for other purposes...
though non of them have woken up
And we see the imperial landing troops as they emerge from shuttles and come down on jet packs while support bombers fly in orbit. Tie Defenders quickly running along trenches of the planet on the look out for any attacks or signs of hidden defenses that need to be eliminated if they activate.
and i actually was working on this part of the idea last night... but it gets better and i wouldnt want to spoil the beste parts i have been dreaming up last night... it gets much darker and funner
@@DeltaSpark8 That's what I've been arguing since the release of TROS. Why the fuck kill the ONLY interesting character left, the ONLY character who got the privilege to have a somewhat coherent character arc in this shitty trilogy and could keep people hooked with a full redemption arc? Seriously, what the fuck can Rey do now? Where can she go that isn't boring or bland?
Kylo Ren could be the first war lord to pay for his crimes in the whole Star Wars movie saga and have the time necessary to redeem himself and chose a better path.
I mourn the amazing Kylo Ren\Ben Solo redemption arc we could've had with a better writer 😪
The worst line in cinematic history is "Rey Skywalker"
Rose. Rose Skywalker.
"Somehow Palpatine returned" Will always be the worst line ever. Even Oscar Issac can't be bothered to sound like he gives a shit saying it.
@@PhillipOnTakos ‘somehow’ LMAO
@@PhillipOnTakos He even rolls his eyes then hangs his head and sighs right before he says it.
A guy in the row in front of me at the cinema screamed "FUCKING CUNTS" and threw his drink towards the screen when she said it. Made my day
If only mace windu knew that putting two lightsabers in an x shape was the way to beat palpatine
Crawltipede he forgot Palpy was part vampire and part mutant, need that x-cross action to make it work.
*Anakin turns on his lightsaber and swings at Mace's hand*
Mace: Oh thanks I needed that *he grabs the lightsaber and destroys Palpatine*
He beat Palpatine. Anakin cut off his arm...
@@winring5593 Why is Palpatine so bad at turning his lightning off when it's shocking the shit out of him? I get it was a ploy in the prequels to get Anakin to attack Windu, but why keep doing it in the DT when it's literally destroying him? You'd probably say, well, he wanted to die so he could possess Rey. Well, why didn't that happen? What gives?
@@winring5593 He let him win to turn Anakin finally to the dark side
I feel so bad for George. I would’ve cried the moment I saw what Disney did to Star Wars if I were him.
If I was George lucus I would be disappointed that my vision has turned into a nightmare and a mess and tried to get the star wars universe in my hands once again
Why? He sold it.
@@The_Omegaman yes, he did. But that doesn’t stop him from being able to still feel for his creation, the one that Disney ruined.
4 billion tears
@@CQBlitz0 yeah but still he has no right to be disappointed about anything cause he gained a lotta money by selling his legacy to a fancy children franchise company.
Rey: *heals Kylo using the force*
Anakin: *visible frustration*
I was very confused when that happened, Rey can just heal him with no/almost no training and Anakin couldn't do that with like, 15 years training? It really destroyed the point of Anakins turn to the dark side.
Yeah, in revenge of the sith anakin was driven into madness wanting to learn it. Now rey, with no training can auto heal people
Like... explain how the hell this is possible
@@VibingMeike it becomes worst when you remember that Anakin literally was born by the Force itself
@@nyblller9785 Exactly... that's also one of the reasons I think Anakin is a great character: he still needed a lot of training, but he sometimes overestimated his own power, he learned to think more before doing something (especially after his arm got cut off and he realised that he could lose so much) but he was still hotheaded.
The only thing I like about the sequels is that they really make me appreciate the prequels
Awesome dude!!! Well said
😂
Blue Shark Films Why the fuck would they do that? The prequels are trash and just because the sequels are trash too, it doesn't make the prequels any better.
Fkn 13/52 getting wooshed
Kylo ren was sick and made me watch the movie
The worst thing about the sequels is that it turns the whole movie franchise from being about the rise fall and legacy of Anikan, to being about how the Jedi can't overcome the power of Palpatine.
It turns actual lineage into concepts, which feels lazy AF.
@Gaius Wyrden The Senate
@Gaius Wyrden I know
@Gaius Wyrden the prequels are visually impressive and the best light saber battles to date. Jango, Mace, Obiwan, are played well. The problem is holes in the story line that make no sense. Episode 3 Anakin should be a Veteran Jedi General. He has seen war all over the galaxy. He has been heroic, brave, and stood for justice. The idea he is going to run to the dark side and betray every person that raised him and guided him in life is just dumb. He is so scared over a force vision he blindly joins the Sith, the one true enemy of the Republic and the Jedi. Essentially Anakin acts like a spoiled little brat not a vet soldier who has dealt death and sent men to their deaths. His entire life is dedicated to defending the Republic of which his wife is a Senator. Now let's betray everyone and murder little Jedi kids. Just that premise alone ruined the prequels for many.
Also every villain in these movies has no motivation I understand besides Jango and Boba. Wtf is Dooku's problem? Who Master Cyper Diaz? Where is Darth maul from and why is this dude so mad? Who the fuck is Grevious? Who are his people? Why is he following orders from Dooku and Sidious? Character development is important and these movies fail. Even Padme after the first movie is worthless. This is Princess Leia's mom / legacy? Just not good enough all of it.
To be fair the prequels were like that too
Kylo's Tie Fighter replacement ( 10:51 ) was a model that did not have a hyperdrive. It was the whole reason that Star Destroyers were a thing, as they were the Empire's version of Aircraft Carriers.
Well, that’s where your wrong, you see, in the official book...
Yeah, I can’t go on, it’s stupid (and the Xystons existing after episode 5, but well,)
I thought that was the Secutor
It seems you have been blessed with intelegence unlike Disney
I was thinking the exact same thing. It has NO HYPERDRIVE so how did it get to exigol or what ever that stupid planet it
Rise of Skywalker? Should've been called Star Wars: The Emperor's New Groove
Hahaha. Nice.
Lololol
Or alterative: Star Wars: Idiots in the pilots seat!!
Star Wars: Rise of the idiots!
This
i would like this comment, but i don't want to change the 666 thumbs up number.
Anakin when he was building C3P0: Hold up I gotta make sure he can't read Sith out loud, unless you erase his memory.
So true
To be honest, I think it might've been the Jedi Order who did that. Anakin wouldn't have programmed him with it if he didn't want him to know it.
9 year old slave Anakin
@@rileyemel9913 He did make C3PO.
Anakin was just rebuilding C3PO, he didn’t make him from scratch. If he had made him from scratch he would have had to speak all those languages too. That’s not a plot hole, you’re just ignorant.
Disney's Star Wars movies are a bigger tragedy than Darth Plagueis The Wise.
Hahaha....Very true!!
Did you ever hear...? Oh, nevermind
It’s ironic
No wonder Palpatine came back...
He wanted to tell the tragedy of Star Wars the franchise!
;-)
@@cannabishornliu6119 Hahaha
i remember seeing this movie in theaters with my girlfriend at the time. we both fell asleep by the desert / chewy scene and i woke up to the rey/kylo fight. i remember telling her "it looks like theyre trying to hit each other's lightsabers as hard as possible" and then fell asleep again
Obi-Wan in episode 4: That's a TIE fighter, a short-range craft.
Episode 9: *flies TIE fighter to other end of galaxy instantly*
Short range means from combat perspective, but yes still a FIGHTER shouldnt be made for imense space travel but more with combat capabilities, or the movie cut all the refueling
Edit: i missunderstood them for the x wing, but still as i know of tie fighters dont even have hyperdrives
@@Shimanas527 Yep, the ties were never meant to travel far without a star destroyer
For long range purposes ARC-170 was made (oh no, yoda's speech), beefy, spiked with technology, powerful monsters which shred through enemy ligh vessels
Meanwhile:
Tie fighter, small fighter
Jj and ryan:
Lets make it fly through the fucking galaxy faster the millenium falcon, because plot will fall apart
If you buy the basic option that's why . The full on loaded deluxe tie fighter has hyperdrive or whatever the fuck you want to call it . Only a few more dollars
Hyperdrives are dlc add ons for TIE fighters
One of the coolest ideas that JJ himself created were the knights of ren. A group of dark side users, fallen students of luke skywalker. Each has their own weapon, personality, purpose for wanting to follow ben and snoke. Interesting, i want to see more :)
TLJ had nothing on them, no mention at all....
TROS had them standing there...um...and they die. WTF??! Who were they??! Who what when where why?! Give us answers you mystery box hack!
DrViperVideos They aren’t Luke’s students
The knights of Ren looked cool and that's it. It's a shame they didn't have anything written for them. But I didn't expect JJ to write anything of value anyway
@@MaulSlasher knights of Ren more like knights of when
While it may seem cool but legend's already did that with the reborn sith in the dark forces/Jedi knight series and it was much much better than the knights of ren
Fkeu I don’t mean to be that guy but tons of people read the books but still since they were main villains not side villains like boba,grievous,or maul their story should have been in the film
9:30 “leia distracted her own son, to protect palpatines offspring “
F this movie!!!
I wish Leia didn't die at that moment so she could see Rey brutally stabbing her defenceless son that she sacrifed her jedi training for lmao
@@patrikmiles9342 The disrespect and misunderstanding that the Disney writers had for Leia in this trilogy is astounding. It's like they've never seen a real mother act in the real world. I know they did Luke and Han dirty, but what they did to Leia?? They wrote her such that she sent two elderly men after her own son, knowing full well that both of them would die, and did not lift a finger to do anything to save her son herself... even when she was RIGHT THERE. And was it a lack of force power that held her back? Apparently not. She can force-walk through the vastness of space without any effort at all! Slay Queen! And, finally, her last action... to get her son mortally stabbed. Wow. Just wow. What mother wouldn't lay down her life for her son? Apparently, according to Disney, the Princess of Alderaan.
@@MoriMemento117 shit parents
@@MoriMemento117 You'd be surprised how in-tune with the modern world this is. Feminists hate Men to the point that they would fuck over their own Sons to make a Point.
Source: I was raised by a dumb, feminist mother.
@@nkznkz3800 they arent feniminists
I'm not as much upset with the fact that Rey has "magic hands" but more how they were used. Like we know the Force can be used to keep loved ones from dying. But it's a dark and hidden Sith power.
Agreed. It would’ve been great for them to explore that as Palpatine promised anakin that the sith can use the force to keep loved ones from dying but Rey can do it without knowing or any explanation???
Not from a jedi
I’m trying to think of a Clever comment but this movie sucked so bad
You just made one
@@jimpantelidis9677 Question
How about, Why is there a forest on Mustafar?
@@owenliss3263 Apparently Vader used a Machine, that repaired the Damage the Dark Side did to Mustafar or something.
Yes, it can't just be a Lava Planet anymore, it always has to be "something something Darkside".
Well, to me this trilogy does not exist. It's that simple. I don't consider these movies to be part of the Star Wars canon nor do they have any affect on my perception of Star Wars as a universe. The same goes for new Star Trek movies. I won't let them take away from me those hundreds of hours spend with Star Trek just because they don't want to bother with it's canon.
Basic TIE fighters don't have hyperdrives. Kylo used his magic hands!
They explained in BF2 they gave them hyperdrives. Was it in the movie? No no no no no! Did A New Hope explicitly say they don't? Yes, it most certainly does! Why? Because Kathleen and JJ are lazy and are riding on Georges wake. Everyone knows it but them.
@@thesultanofswing8706
Which is a video game and in no way connected to the film. Thus, they are still re*ards!
@@josiahwyncott7519 bf2 was confirmed canon XD
🎶🙌🎶 j a z z h a n d s 🎶🙌🎶
The only ties with hyperdrive that could have been a n the Death Star were Defenders, which were very rare, or a TIE Advanced, which there was only one of
“This film is like playing Star Wars as a child...just make stuff up”...nice:)
@Daniel Cowlin
That's insulting to children because they'd come up with something better a story than this. Because at least a child tries... What's J.J.'s excuse...?
Yeah, I made better stories when I played with my Kenner Star Wars toys back in 1984.
I heard someone else say that in a video. They just have a new power that fixes everything.
The best way to some it ever
@theFareulookinat Pew, pew, the Emporer's alive! Pew, pew, Rey is all powerful! The new Twiligh...er, Reylo Trilogy movies might have fooled the little kids...
Even a moment that should be awesome, like Luke being able to lift his X-Wing that he never could in the OT, is pretty redundant since Rey has been shown to be so OP at this point that it would've been just as easy for her to lift the entire ocean and leave the X-Wing on the ground then go down and repair it, give it a bit of a wash and finally jump in and fly away all while holding an ocean's worth of water in the sky without breaking a sweat.
This is hysterically funny! 🤣🤣🤣
My favorite rip off is still
"I am all the sith"
"And i... am... iron man, SHIT, I mean all the jedi"
Thank you!
It also sounds like Ahsoka to Darth Vader: I am no Jedi.
Like in school if you copy something change it, just a little.
😂
Don't forget the "on your left" moment.....its like, was JJ really that much of a hack? Or did bob iger basically say "this made money, the audience loved this, we have to do this"
I believe there are a few cuts of this movie at least the ending. Adam driver doesn't say one word during the final act and is wearing sweats, he looks straight up like he is pissed off to be there, presumably doing reshoots
@@GeekandGames
Star Wars: hey Halo, can I borrow your homework?
Halo: *shows Halo Reach* sure, just change it up some
Star Wars: *ROGUE ONE*
I am all the Sith!
And Im BATMAN
The Last Jedi was the straw that broke the camel's back. Rise of Skywalker is just the camel's corpse rotting in the sun.
And being shit on by vultures
Perfect way to put it.
I've never hated a movie director as I do Rian RoundHead.... He went out of his way to ridicule and assassinate Luke Skywalker and his legacy... It was really painful to watch!
YUP EXACTLY
Yum
I hate how nobody in the sequels has any reaction to being injured AND how nobody ever looks like they are struggling to do anything no matter how difficult it is.
I dunno... both Kyle and Rey swing their lightsabers like there’s a 15-pound cinder block at the end of each blade. Hard to believe that’s the exact same lightsaber Anakin was using in the duel with Obi Wan at the end of Ep. 3.
^ Kylo is visibility wearied in Force Awakens, but Finn and Rey seem to recover from injuries like they had healing potions :/
u know what a mary sue is?
JJ just wanted out at that point. I don't even Blame JJ he was given a pile of shit to work with, part of it was his shit in the force awaken, but still.
Imagine Rey in any other discipline that normally takes years of dedication to master:
What's this, a guitar? -shreds EVH eruption
A basketball, you say?- shuts down LeBron James 1 v 1
Boxing? KO of Tyson Fury in the first minute of rd 1
Chess? Checkmate Deep blue in 11 moves.
Learns to skate and stick handle just by going to the rink, first game wins the Stanley cup in an overtime penalty shot.
This is ifun! What else ya got????
7:15
After playing the sequel levels in Lego Star Wars: The Skywalker Saga, I can safely say that the story works much better in video game format than it does as a movie
because episode 9 was a fetch quest
It does, desert world, ocean world, earth world, ice world, villain, quests, unlocking stuff
@@glauberglousger6643
Tbh, the sequel leaves in the Skywalker Saga we’re actually REALLY fun. I was dreading going into those levels, but they were actually amazing and felt like a real finale because they were in the video game format. Plus, they were so funny.
When he made the “This movie is more like a video game.” remark, I thought of the Fake Chewy Death Scene as needing to spam L2 to pull down the ship but she actually pressed L1 and used Force Lightning instead.
Failed the quick time event
@@jillfromdancemoms3527 Rey presses wrong button
Chewy: *Roars* (Im going to die)
Explosion 💥
@@siredrediii7015 Great meme reference
I'm your 300th
And I see nothing wrong with that.
As an old man, it hurts my soul how stupid this movie is and what they've done to the SW franchise.
@Sad but True Same here, along with countless others.
I saw this with my grandma, and she believes this is the worst Star Wars movie.
NDE108 It hurts more that there are so many peaple who loved that shit!!
If you watch films like Looper and Knives Out, it shows Rian Johnson is a talented director whose talents shouldn’t go to waste. Btw, I think Last Jedi is a 5/10 movie
@@eyesack2007 And you're wrong in thinking that
Adding those kids voices made this trash seem hilarious
Alex thomson
That part was inspired. More incisive than any long winded MauLer critique.
It's a different style really, Mauler prefers to inject venom in every scene that he sees the chance to, RH goes for the throwing tomatoes while mocking it to death
@@jackmesrel4933 And I happen to enjoy both
Move on if you don't like it. Keep it positive dude.
King Gilgamesh
Me too, but I value concision.
Honestly the best thing about the sequels is that Ian Mcdermid's laugh is still fucking hilarious.
It’s legendary
They also forgot that old school tie fighters didn't have hyper drives so his ass should have been stuck till they sent him some help
Man, that's like the least of the things they forgot.
It was a tie scout which was a variant of tie fighter than had a hyperdrive.
He more then likely got it from the crashed First Order ship.
@@TrueMohax true
JJ stole "light speed skipping" from "Guardians of the Galaxy" because he thought it looked cool. He never thinks about a story any deeper than that.
This Sequel is a Joke. They weren’t serious.
The REAL sequel is actually in Star Wars Legends. Check it out.
Star wars legend suck too, be realistic !
Not all of the stories, but a lot of them
Obvs, it was for the most part fanfics, but still at least they tried to make new stuff, and the things that were good were really fucking good, meanwhile the best you can say of all the SW media made by Disney is "it's fine"
@@jackmesrel4933 I think that Legends had its flaws but I enjoy most aspects of it. While canon, I would just call it a pile of rubbish.
@@LeBar0k The Thrawn Trilogy. That is all.
The video game Jedi Fallen Order is actually a really good Star Wars story. I wish they'd turn that into a movie.
"Who are you?"
*ignites red lightsaber, eyes turn yellow*
"I AM THE SENATE"
NOT YET
It's treason then.
Had that happened the whole franchise would’ve been straight up saved
“Dew it”
“Anakin help me, the Jedi are taking over!”
The magic hands argument it’s so good 😂😂😂. Anakin literally turn to the dark side to gain magic hands and this girl gets them like nothing
It feels like they made the force awakens for fun and thought "oh crap, now we have to make it a trilogy"
So they hired ruin Johnson and rehired jar jar abrams
LMAO
@@dexterjettster3683 hey now, that's an insult to Jar Jar
Gonk droid would have made a much better film, and he doesnt have hands
The shameful thing is, is that's exactly how the OT started out. The difference being is that George cared for the story, Disney only cares about money.
HE LIVES!!!!!!!
Just like all the characters from this stupid movie.
Oh, but the real question is: Was he ever really gone?!?
Except Leia and every other main character from the original triology.
@@alexbaribeault yeah but the only reason they died off is because the actors told disney they didnt want to be in these movies or they actually died
@@alexbaribeault Its to their safety and I am glad they died (in the movie, not real life). Don't slaughter my Han-Solo any longer, create your own bullshit and I can forget the new episodes.
I love how in the marketing they said that they were going to make a movie that would "connect all films and end the Skywalker Saga" the funny thing about this is that the Skywalker Saga already had an ending
Omae wa mō shindeiru.
@@EastlakeRasta7 NANI!
If people don’t like Star Wars just leave lol it’s that simple. Why are there millions of Star Wars “fans” talking shit all day long about Star Wars.
AJ2020 YT SO DONT WATCH IT THEN lol like what’s the fucking point? If anyone has destroyed Star Wars it’s the community
AJ2020 YT so don’t fuel it with money then haha 😂 if you don’t like it don’t watch it it’s that simple kid is it hard to understand.
I just realized that Imperial Tie Fighters never had a hyperdrive, how did Kylo arrive to Exegull or whatever? Was that Tie fighter not only durable enough to survive the Death Star explosion, falling from orbit, but also conveniently was a prototype with a hyperdrive?
No. Now, all twin ion engine imperial star fighters have hyperdrives. Whoopee.
The TIE Fighter that Ben took to get to Exegol was the Imperial TIE Scout Fighter, which TIE Scout's were equipped with hyperdrives, normal TIE Fighters didn't have a hyperdrive, which initially I thought the very same, until I learned that it was a Scout and not a normal Fighter.
@@TheSilentFirefly that's pretty good to know :) now... about that death star explosion...
@@TheSilentFirefly and that frame of the movie is the only time it’s ever been shown. Why didn’t they use those to chase the Millennium Falcon back in the original trilogy if they e existed for this long?
Oh wait because it was made up for that one moment
@@TheSilentFirefly well yes,
But it was also made up, why not have an imperial shuttle instead?
Most of the stuff in this movie is up on the spot, and forgotten
JJ - wayfinder
Holocrons from every other star wars series - Am I a joke to you?
Work and Stuff ditto
You assumed he actually studied any of the things before putting pen to the paper
"They Fly Now?"
THEY'VE BEEN FLYING FOR DECADES
Ikr, he could at least have called it a “Sith Holocron” of all things
the mouse killed the old lore
"Dont be afraid of who you are"
*5 minutes later*
"Who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
" *ReY sKyWaLkEr* "
Was more like 40mins later
i wish she said "Rey just rey
@@clementiuspoplicola5825 Or even Rey Palpatine ffs. Wouldn't it have been a twist if she accepted the whole being Emperor thing and then said "Ok, fight's over. I'm the new Emperor, time for peace." But then, that would have required setup over the second movie which we didn't get.
@@VecheslavNovikov Yes or Rey Palpatine whould of been fine.Rise of skywalker ended the "Skywalker Saga" with a palpatine doe and the movie did't have anything to do with Anakin or Luke
@@clementiuspoplicola5825 And then the old woman saying: "And my name's Mavis, and I was wondering if you could spare a minute to view an amazing insurance plan we're offering!"
Welp, the saga's over....
But I will only ever consider the original and prequel canon
Sequel= alternate universe star wars fanfic
Disney’s trilogy=Star Wars wannabe
Amen, brother
@@victortoothy9983 basically
And Rogue One. That's the only decent Disney Star Wars movie.
@@AroAceGamer My personal headcanon hybridizes Rogue One and Dark Forces Kyle Katarn. Kyle Katarn is just too good to leave out of canon.
Also, something I find to be overlooked is that that is clearly an imperial fighter and they did not have hyperdrives so how the hell did he get to exogol-
The TIE Fighter that Ben took to get to Exegol was the Imperial TIE Scout Fighter, which TIE Scout's were equipped with hyperdrives, normal TIE Fighters didn't have a hyperdrive, which initially I thought the very same, until I learned that it was a Scout and not a normal Fighter.
@@TheSilentFirefly since when was this scout fighter an actual thing. Sounds like something JJ pulled out of his ass to explain the bullshit in ROS
@@TheSilentFirefly but why would scout fighters need to exist?
The Empire had enough star destroyers, and they wouldn’t have been needed, not to mention, helmets
TIE fighters weren’t meant for long distance because they weren’t capable, that isn’t what the design was meant for
If it was equipped with hyperdrives, it would’ve been a different shape, because there physically wasn’t enough room inside one
I hate how the force ghosts are suddenly able to affect the real world.
What’s next? An army of force ghosts?????
*LoTR Return of the King intensifies*
Force ghosts affecting the real world is literally even worse than introducing resurrection. Because even though resurrection totally nullifies all death, and removes the stakes, at least people have to go somewhere to do something there. Force ghosts affecting things for real is like adding resurrection AND instant teleportation. No risks, deus ex machina central. Endgame introduced teleportation and resurrection with the time heist, but they knew the only way to maintain the stakes is to make it limited. So they made it clear there was only 1 shot. No redos. With star wars, infinite redos. So what if Kylo kills her? Her force ghost will just come back and kill him anyway. And then probably revive herself.
Qui gon and Yoda in clone wars lol
Sith apparitions were able to effect the world, so idk. maybe they drew from there.
no that is more like remnant Sith magic.
Imagine if when the lady on tatooine asked rey who she was, she just replied:
"Just rey". It would be a good callback to the festival scene where rey was clearly still unhappy with not knowing her family. It would show how she has learned to accept that her origins dont matter.
hah!
An actual character arc? No. Disney doesn't do that here.
I was kinda expecting her to say rey palpatine after all the story was supposed to be about accepting who she was.
People would have complained that after a full trilogy, all her bad arc is erased to go back at who she was in the beginning. The fact that it's a bad trilogy makes any decision they can take look like trash.
theres to much thought in your idea it’d never make the cut
This movie was so incredibly bad that at the end I literally laughed out loud on all the stupid stuff they managed to come up with. What totally killed me was the attack on the horse-like creatures and also the "last minute" rescue by Lando and all those other ships. In fact, it was so bad I ended up rooting for Palpatine and I wished that he would just defeat all those pathetic characters.
And he should have. Somehow two lightsabers held by MaRey Sue in an X formation has the power to deflect Palpatine's lightning, lightning that not 5 minutes ago disabled the entire fucking Rebel fleet with one blast. It should vaporize Rey in seconds.
@@calamitousenigma9052 well let's face it this movie had no cohesive logic or any logic
Just goes to show that Cat-lady Kennedy, Reeeean Johnson, and Jar Jar Abrams don't understand the force and had no business making anything donning the Stars Wars name.
@@anonymousproductionsxd2912 Yeah! You're totally right! It had a lot of character development, didn't destroy the original trilogy at all, also the plot wasn't predictable at all, the last minute rescue at the end was totally unexpected, the protagonists didn't rely on luck and coincidence all the time...oh and I forgot: It didn't have any plotholes and stupid lines at all! Dude, you're right, this movie is actually a total masterpiece!!!
@@anonymousproductionsxd2912 In my opinion (and I can see I'm not alone) it's an awful movie that just insults the intelligence of its' viewers with the plotholes and coincidences.
No matter how many times I see Windu flying out the window screaming "I need da magic haaaannnnnds" it absolutely slays me like a youngling!
Never change Robot Head
Ah so you arefound of Master Windu faling out the Winduw
@@nikola7211 "It's like poetry... it rhymes"
@@finkamain1621 Yeah, sorry for my horrible grammar
Kylo some how got there from memory in an un-shielded Imperial Tie that also doesn't have a hyperdrive
I was thinking that. It just illustrates that the writers have no understanding or depth of knowledge about the universe, lore or preceeding films. It's all convenience and then try to explain it later in some book.
How'd he even get a working tie in the first place? He must've gotten it from the death star wreckage, but that shit blew up and crashed 30 years ago, so wtf?
Also I forget to mention that they don't have on board life support and he didn't have a tie pilot suit
Fun fact:TIE Fighters don't have life support systems.that's because TIE pilots use these suits;they keep them alive.
...and Mr.Kylo just got through all that sh*t
WITHOUT A HYPERDRIVE
WITH A MORE THAN 35-YEAR OLD WRECKED SHIP
WITHOUT A MAP
and more importantly...
WITHOUT OXYGEN!
@@animarthur5297 "Shhh, shh, shhhh.... the Force."
"But that's stupi-"
"Shh, shh, shhhh... the Force."
"That's not how - "
"Shhh... the Force."
The one thing that struck me the most in the cinema was how shit the dialogue is. It makes the anakin-padme dialouge is episode 2 look like a masterpiece of literature.
I don’t like sand
Episode 2 > Episode 1
*Somehow Palpatine Returned.*
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
@@AyanKhan-og3sd Episode 3 > Episode 1, 2, 4, 7, 8, 9
@@lukesanders8912 it’s course, rough, and it gets everywhere…
Also don’t forget the lesbian kiss at the end, but is shot in a way that can be cut out for Chinese audiences. Absolute sellout Disney.
And Middle East.
And Singapore
I think they also made Finn smaller in the Chinese TFA poster
That was the least of what bothered me. It was just a TERRIBLE story arc. Johnson and Kennedy shouldn't be allowed near any movies ever again.
@@Ben-vl5ew Why?
If I had control of the Star Wars franchise I’d make this trilogy into a nightmare that Skywalker had. Skywalker would wake up and realize it was all just a bad dream. And an actually good movie would begin with an actually scary and competent villain.
That is the smartest shiznit I have ever heard, they would be able to somewhat salvage the saga and stop George Lucas from depression
For me the last 3 movies aren’t even cannon, Star Wars really ended with the return of the Jedi.
I want to say, star wars begin with episode 4 bitch!
Surimi * At least Lucas had control over 1-3.
@@surimis you know episode 2was bearable, and episode 3 was a decent movie. The dialogue in the prequels sucked, but overall they make for a good addition to the star wars universe. Also Obi-Wan (Ewan McGregor) was amazing.
The prequel at least give us ton of memes
I think so. It will always be about the original movies. The other 6 are dire
I can’t really summarize how offensive this film is to the legacy of Star Wars and George Lucas that this phrase:
“The Skywalker Saga ends with every single Skywalker and Solo being dead and a Palpatine coming in and taking the name and legacy for herself”
Painfully true.
Star wars died two decades ago
@@trippersigs2248 The prequels were great - the sequels are hot dogshit.
@@kaistzar2831 because it was actually done hell of a lot more decently in a previous story and actually explained well, this is absolute dogshit
is dark empire perfect? no, but its leagues better than this
@@trippersigs2248 It ended in the perfect way not died!!
Something to note, a ordinary Tie Fighter would have been stuck at Endor. As outside of certain specialized experimental models Tie Fighters had no hyperdrives. Hell they did not even have life support, you had to wear a space flight suit with your own oxygen tank strapped to you. So Kylo never should have shown up in a Tie Fighter. He would have had to steal the Falcon to get back.
You have too much time on your hands.
@@savage1267 Or he just paid attention in A New Hope when Obi-Wan points out "it's a short ranged fighter", and establishes that it couldn't have followed them from Tattooine. It's a glaring lack of attention to detail.
Not to mention the fact that even if it did have a hyperdrive and life support it’s still been part of a huge explosion as the Death Star blew up, a massive crash as the Death Star hit the planets surface and now been laying in the wreckage for 30+ years without any maintenance so god know how it even flys let alone gets to Exagol.
And also when Rey flew to Exagol she flew Luke’s X-Wing in attack position not flight mode.
@@drawde_064 the X-Wing has been waterlogged for god knows how long, and that will surely destroy the systems. How hasn't the fuel diluted? How is the wiring and systems still 100% intact? How didn't it fall apart from rust and such? How did it have no kinks in the system?
Same for the TIE fighter. As explained, there is no life support or hyperdrive in a standard fighter, and, considering the state it would be found in, there is no way it would still be intact and hold together, for a flight which realistically, would have taken ages considering the gap and traversal routes you'd have to travel in normal speed may I add, to Exogol.
Alexandre yep this film sucks
What was so satisfying about Palpatine's death (not in ROS) was that I'd had five films worth of buildup. I'd watched Star Wars from prequels to original trilogy, and seeing this dude who'd manipulated everything in his favor get killed by his own apprentice was so satisfying. Bringing him back in the sequels just felt like all that buildup and resolution was for *nothing*
Can we talk about how Rey reflected Palpatines lightning and he still kept on shooting it even as he was getting slaughtered by it?
People often say "Oh he did the same thing in episode three"
BUT NO HE DIDN'T!
First of all, he was still alive, wasn't he? Dickheads!
Second of all, he was attacking someone DIRECTLY in front of him and got his attack reflected back at him (which is something nobody else had ever done, Mace Windu is a fucking beast of a Jedi). He then STOPPED shooting him, resulting in him just getting injured..... in a very weird way. Might've been intentional to garner sympathy, if an old man came up to me and said "the Jedi did this to me" I wouldn't be took eager to cheer them on either.
In this, HE FUCKING DIED! She was MILES away, had to walk slowly over to him, and he didn't just STOP and flick his finger to rip the lightsabers from her stupid hands. He can take out an entire FLEET of ships, he can't stop a little girl from walking? I CAN do that!!
@@haku8135 plus how weak is Rey she has to use two lightsabers macewindu only used one
Because its disney (even Mace Windu who is one of best jedi cant do it
Maybe that's why Rey doesn't become the new dark empress after killing Papa Palpatine, because if you really look at, she didn't, Palps killed himself.
(Or that line about him living on through her was just another one of his "masterful" bluffs. Like when he told Anakin that force healing/reviving could only be unlocked by mastering the dark side, which - if you consider the ST as canon - is complete and utter bollocks. Rey could do it with literally NO training whatsoever!)
@A StarWars Gamer that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard. You should apply to be a director for Disney
This movies look like really expensive Fan Fiction.
lol which fan would ever do this to star wars
@@SunlightSamurai ha ha ha
That's an insult to actual fan fiction! You take that back!
@@Deuteromis If I had money like that for fan fiction Darth Jar Jar would be aligned with self ressurected plagueis(both agreed on ending the rule of two as fulfilled with Plagueis's ressurection)and SW would have gone Red Harvest + Death troopers floating about in a Massive Nihulus like ghost ship using his midiclorian mastery to raise zombies ha ha.
I think most fans would've wrote a better fan fiction than sequel trilogy.
What I love about bringing back Palps (just to kill him again) is the expert lack of originality in his death. JJ just took what happened to Palps in the previous third films and combined them. "Let's see, he got electricity to the face in ROTS and died in RoTJ; let's put them together so he takes electricity to face and it kills him. Boom, script over."
Edit: It's rhymes, like poetry.
Padme has the worst genes ever.
Everyone of her offsprings die in ways that don’t make sense.
She died of a broken heart.
She died of a broken heart
She died of a broken heart
She died of a broken heart
She died of a broken heart
Snoke got killed 1 movie ago, who's our villain now? Oh yeah, a villain who got killed off 3 movies ago, that'll do.
I swear to God JJ Abrams ruined this movie
@@jarrodedson5441 he ruined the entire trilogy, while ryan is a bad director, abrahms left literally nothing to build off of from TFA
You mean a master manipulator who basically ‘faked’ his death and almost wiped history clean.
@@delta2372 I wouldn't say Rian is a bad director, just a bad person and bad writer.
@@SnakeWasRight he's just a shit everything
Wait. Empire TIEs didn't have hyperdrives. How did he get back to Palp in a TIE?
.....That's no moon
THATS what you’re most concerned about? Just add it to the "wait what" list
I thought he was gonna bring that up. Lol
Force Wizard. Who needs hyperdrives when you have magic?
Someone asking a somewhat real question!
The kids playing with toys comparison is pure gold. “Chewie’s dead. No he’s not” gets me every time 😂
Is it worse than Last Jedi? Yes, and I don't even know how thats even possible!!!
It's because all the shit that happened in last jedi could have been fixed, kylo could have been made what he was supposed to be the hero of this story, rey could have turned evil, hell they could have even made luke look better even though they made him look like a bitch but nooooooooo, little palps jr turns into the chosen skywalker by just being there, ugh...
I guess the difference is that "The Last Jedi" can still be enjoyed if you turn off your brain and just *experience* it. For all its flaws in the storytelling department, and these are _crippling,_ it is a gorgeous looking movie. And I believe this is the intent: Dazzle the audience with beautiful imagery to the point that (hopefully) they won't notice the hole-ridden script.
For much of its running time, "The Rise of Skywalker" can't even be enjoyed on such a purely surface-level. Unlike TLJ, it isnt very pleasant to look at (just waaay too much blue). And even the moments where there is a nice looking shot are not given enough time because the movie has such a frantic, suicidal pace. And I believe this is intentional too: Batter the audience into submission with lots of *stuff* and don't give them any time to breathe and collect their thoughts.
@@derworfnet i think the opposite, last jedi pushes an agenda of men stupid, the 3rd movie is just attemted damage control
@The Logomaker I disagree with you. Solo was a fun light hearted story about a man, his love, his carpet and his girl. In that order. XD
Solo was the only film out of the bunch I really enjoyed full heartedly, even if I found the prospect of Lando shagging a droid really, weird.
@The Logomaker Ahhh that's fair and maybe that's what I liked about it much more then I did the other movies. There was a underlaying sense of fun that poked it's head up now and again, since it seemed to be most fun when it leant into how incredible their heists were getting and the dynamics between folks who definitely aren't quite friends.
Then again; I still believe it has much more heart in it then the other movies, which isn't saying too much (I particularly disliked Rogue 1 as a bag of nostalga, weird ass tropes and not really being the war movie I signed up for, which is a pity as technically it's one of the most visually impressive movies in recent times. ) so maybe it's just as well they are taking a break from producing movies using that propertiy
🤬 Disney literally ruined the entire purpose of episodes 1-6 of Anakin being *THE CHOSEN ONE* as they made Rey the one who destroyed Darth Sidious. I surely hope the rumor claiming that Disney is ready to junk everything that happened in Episodes 7-9 is true.
Exactly, Anakin was supposed to destroy the Sith not Rey. Disney should’ve made their own villain for god’s sake!
disney aint canon by default since their universe contradicts 1-6, the Lucas series. disney's trilogy is a cashgrab.
If they can revive Palpatine they could've also revived anakin. Wouldn't have made much of a difference
Anakin skywalker has brought the Force into Balance like Rey did in episode nine. Without the power of anakin or all jedis, rey would have loose against palpatine. By the way, anakin brought 40 years peace in the galaxy. Say me, was his sacrifice really for Nothing? Nobody watched Star Wars correctly. Only Hating. Where is the love?
@@s.v.298 I enjoyed the sequels. They just make no sense. Why would all jedi power this untrained girl with evil blood up to eternity while Luke had to fight alone against the two strongest sith. It just makes no sense that Rey has the ability to connect to the force in a completely unrealistic way while everybody else needs years of training.
(bzw you can't watch something wrong or correctly. There is a meaning to a film but not two)
Anakin Skywalker: I wish I could save my mom and padme from dying...If I could just learn the power to heal...
Obi Wan Kenobi: I wish I could've just healed my master so he would still be alive...
Yoda: I wish I could just have enough ability with the force so I could lift big objects like that pilar so that Dooku didn't escape...
Darth Sidious: I'am the most powerful sith of all time. Not even master Yoda could defeat me.
Qui-Gon Jin: Anakin is the chosen one. He has even more midichlorians than Yoda himself.
Mace Windu: Anakin has become very strong. Soon he will be stronger than me, after all, he's the chosen one and has trained with Obi Wan and Yoda for 20+ years and he has fought a war. Still he's not that strong yet.
Luke: My father was the chosen one. He defeated Sidious, bringing balance to the force. I'am his direct son, I just wish I was strong enough to lift these little rocks, I've been training with yoda for a year now...
Rey: lol
You have a lot of time
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Training? What’s training?
@Benjamin Dewet even that charater would be more relevant than the new one in High Republic - the rock
The dagger that helps you find the Wayfinder is called the Wayfinder-Finder.
"Palpatine died in episode 6
These Disney fan flics arent canon and never will be"
Sincerely Everyone.
Lallarn 66 sorry, but they are. Stop denying it.
@@yankeeforcestudios5431 hahahahah no.
Revan no, I’m simply saying chanting to yourself that the sequels aren’t canon won’t change anything.
Lallarn 66 yes.
@@yankeeforcestudios5431 Even if they are, we can still choose to ignore them, effectively making them non canon in our eyes.
I like to think that after Ray healed that giant snake it went to the nearby village and started eating those kids she met earlier.
Darkbeat good.
Lmfao!
Let’s just agree on something both of these movies did, destroyed Vader’s legacy.
no.
Yes.
@@warthogvanguard7292 No.
Big Eye Cartoon Enthusiast yes
@@melonlord7443 no this is not an oppinion that is a fact
The kid's voices at 05:25 brought the point home in such a perfect way, I felt like I was 9 again! LOL
I didn't have enough stormtroopers when making the OT scenes so I just used my clone troopers as well
The upshot of all this is that George Lucas has been redeemed. He can't write dialogue but his imagination and world building has always been off the scale genius.
Correction: He can't write dialogue like Blade Runner, or Pulp Fiction, or other contemporary blockbusters. He writes dialogue like Anton Chekhov, and it has characterization, unlike the Sequel dialogue, where Finn's imperial dialogue and Rey's sand scaveger dialogue and Han's black market dealer dialogue all sound the same. Seriously, Luke, Han, and Leia all used to sound different in the OT, they were distinctly written characters.
People who say Lucas can't write dialogue don't understand that he's not trying to write dialogue you are comfortable and familiar with: He's breaking the mold and trying to make something old something new.
And as i say he at least does It because he genuinily love to create the movies.
@MrRight James
Which fits perfectly for Anakin’s character. Stop going “haha, weird phrase” and think about who’s saying it. Anakin was a young man who was experiencing love for the first time, that alone will be very awkward. Add the fact that he was raised as a monk all through adolescence, trained to suppress emotion, and of course he’s going to go on weird tirades on his dislike for sand. He has zero experience with social interactions, let alone any with someone he likes. That’s proper dialogue that fits the character, it would make less sense for Anakin to be some smooth Casanova or social butterfly.
@@rickkcir2151 There is a diffrence between awkward and wooden though and frankly even in the original trilogy alot of the dialog is super wooden, so id say that George Lucas is kind of bad at directing his actors to properly emote. Honestly I wouldnt mind seeing Lucas brought on as a consultant, and producer but giving the director chair to someone like a JJ Abrams who knows how to get good performances out of his cast but tends to write frankly kind of safe mediocre scripts.
You mean the 50s diner, or the colloseum scene? Honestly most of it is just rip-offs, or "homages" to other, older scifi and fantasy concepts that people are too lazy to look up. IMO all of Star Wars is just a random fluke, it´s one good movie, one great one, and then the rest is just ewok-level or worse.
"I need the magic haaaaaaaaaands"
I died at that part
Comedic gold I say
subbed bc of that part lol still laughing
Same here lmao
Unfortunatly he got The jazz hands instead and flew out The windu.
Every time I see Samuel L. Jackson now I'm going to think:
"I need da magic haaaaaaaaaaaands!"
Yes!
He tried to use the magic hand on Ellie Sattler, but she threw it on the floor and screamed.
The funny thing is Mandalorian even had the joke about Baby Yoda's using his magic hands, and it worked so well. That show is awesome. It really does depend on who runs something well and who is kept from meddling.
@@christopherhibbert3754 Well, the difference is that the magic hand thing is all The Child can do. If Rey was terrible at performing other Force feats but _could_ do the magic hands, it'd be okay - giving a character a unique power is fine as long as they struggle at other powers. If you have a character that can do what everyone else can do perfectly and then you give them a unique power on top of that, it's not gonna work.
@@hanburgundy4317 I agree fully. Baby Yoda isn't omnipotent like Rey, he's actually mostly helpless except in specific circumstances.
I feel like this film could be used in writing classes on what NOT to do
Don't forget that the TIEs on the Death Star would have been standard Imperial ones, that DON'T have hyperdrives or life support systems. And yet Kylo was still able to get to Xegol in one.
The whole story was so posed to be abt Anakin. And with Palpatine coming back to life, that means Anakin, and Darth Vader meant nothing to these movies except a cool burnt helmet in the first movie.
Wonder how the trilogy would have gone with that story line
Which is bizarre, because Vader is such an iconic character... For all the fanservice, you’d expect them to use Vader/Anakin.
8:24 I did the math...
Ray has a better chance at coming to real life, arriving on this planet in 2022 with a face mask already on, and winning the powerball lottery back to back... Than to find this item and stand exactly on this spot and discover this pathway.
Guaranteed. The odds are 1 in 999 quintillionth of a chance she would do this.
Don't care if it's a movie. I'm done.
"Never tell me the odds!"
-Han Solo- -J.J. Abrams
Because of one thing: Disney's excessive need for *money*
“Hello, I like money” - Disney probably
If they wanted money,they would of made a half decent film!
We've got to have more MoNeY
because when you make a movie you need to make money...?
But there's no logic. If they made even ok'is trilogy, more people would be happy. If they did amazing trilogy, we all here would be liking it and buying off stuff they produce. They would have made so much more money if they would have tried.
Can’t believe Kylo literally moonwalked someone to death
When
@@jarrodedson5441 3:44
That's hilariously terrible.
That's the long forgotten Sith Pro Gamer Move technique! Moonwalk people to death like a chad Sith lord bois!
Ep. 7: ruined HAN!
Ep. 8: ruined LUKE!
Ep. 9: ruined PALPATINE!
Respect Disney! An endless universe of stories and you did nothing with it! 🔥
All of them together: Ruined ANAKIN!
Well, I liked "Rogue One". I really did.
Infinity Titan
Katarina said everything about Han, he became a parody in Ep.7! We don’t need to talk about Luke and Palpatine?
The mighty Emperor waited decades to comeback and made the same faults he made against Windu? He electrified himself with his own powers? Instead of an epic showdown between him, Rey and Kylo? It was so bad i don’t want to think of it again! 🔥
@@windi1982, you do have point.
Episode 3: Palpatine electrified himself in a battle against Mace Windu;
Episode 6: Palpatine electrified himself in a battle against Luke and Vader;
Episode 9: Palpatine electrified himself in a battle against Rey
There are three patterns here:
(a) Clearly, the "eletric" thing is not a good choice in a battle;
(b) He does the same mistake from 3 to 3 movies;
(c) Palpatine is clever enough to master Galactic politics, become the first Emperor and return from death but he never learned how to use the hands properly.
Count Dooku, at least, gave up right away when the first attempt against Yoda didn't work.
Hehehe
Didnt ruin han he was exactly the same. Didnt ruin luke episode 8 showed that luke had flaws and wasnt perfect and he realised in the movie that what he did was wrong. And palpatine was more ruind in the prequels then the sequels
I have watched so many reviews of a film that I never even watched after giving up on the last jedi
I envy you. You have saved from big disappointment comparable if not greater than TLJ.
4:34 That angry nazi general who ordered to blow up billions of people on those 5 planets in ep.7 happened to be a spy for Resistance? WAIT WHAT?!
Сot Cosmonavt they wave their hands with an explanation that he just wanted to get rid of kylo ren. Because he wants to be in charge... and of course he will be once the resistance wins and Kylo is dead... 🤷♂️
Apparently, General Hux hated Kylo Ren so much that he was ok with completely destroying the First Order, the same organization he and his father had dedicated their life to, in order to get rid of him LMAO
That prompts the unanswered question, what has my boi Crylo Ren done to Hux? I guess either raped his cat or pissed in his cereals...maybe both...oh dear
@@DeadKraken What. The. Fuck.
@@DeadKraken He just resented him for seizing control after Snoke died.
@@andriarno9431 let's face it this movie has no logic