I wish. The last 5 years have made me incredibly sympathetic to Harvey Weinstein -- the man delivered decades of quality entertainment and his only crime was agreeing to let skanks have sex with him in exchange for movie roles which shouldn't even be a crime.
Amazing. George Lucas was obsessed with his alien prosthetics being able to blink. After decades of technological improvement, the detail immersion of star wars has regressed.
That....person has the biggest pussy pass ever. Perfectly happy to feed other women to Harvey while it got her ahead, and now here she is - posing as if she cares about women and girls. I'm actually happy this keeps happening with Hollywood. I'm happy they are too stupid/arrogant/delusional/bubbled to even GRASP how bad they are, how hated they are and that they have no real future but failure.
The issue here isn’t giving us a Sith-driven story where it’s from their perspective. We’ve had that before: Darth Plagueis novel, Darth Bane books, Dark Lord: Rise of Darth Vader, Darth Maul books, etc. Old Republic and Knights of the Old Republic. Those are good stories. Every “villain” is the hero of their own story. The problem is the identity politics. Nothing more, nothing less. I have spoken!
It says something about *them* , when they actually want villains to have power, and use it. There *is* a difference, between *needing* a powerful villain to drive the *hero's* story... and *wanting* a powerful villain for his/her own sake.
Thats why Liberals believe white people are evil, because we still hold majority power. Some might claim to be Communists, but they still call the Soviet Union evil because it was a superpower. They dont like independent black people either, or union strikes that actually work, or working class people with no mortgage or debt. Theres a word for this mental illness that Im forgetting.
the force is female, yet KK has no problem re-releasing old games to continue making actual money. At the same time that timeline is also cancelled. Passive aggressive mixed messaging management, just like modern women.
The leadership at Lucasfilm and Disney should have seen that letting the former personal assistant of a real life villain make a Star Wars show about humanizing the villain and lesbian incest, might be a bad idea. Nope. Let’s spend a crazy amount of money on it and just call the fans names when they dislike it.
The issue here isn’t giving us a Sith-driven story where it’s from their perspective. We’ve had that before: Darth Plagueis novel, Darth Bane books, Dark Lord: Rise of Darth Vader, Darth Maul books, etc. Old Republic and Knights of the Old Republic. Those are good stories. Every “villain” is the hero of their own story. The problem is the identity politics. Nothing more, nothing less. I have spoken!
That gloss looks disgusting, greasy and unhygienic. It´s vomit-inducing. And Bo-Karen´s insufferable arrogant face and Dangerhair brat mixed with those "yaasss, yaasss" clips makes it almost impossible to watch.
I have to keep reminding the other sub-famous RUclips people like geeks and gamers and generation tech that this is the worst fan fiction ever but they all think it’s merged
its like "men are super into fukin star wars with swords betray good and evil. kids play fight. buy swords. everyone loves it. women are like "there are no women in starwars its so sexist". so they make it femine and communicate how bad the old was. every guy that sees that thinks ok probably not for me anymore. but it was 95% guys in the first place that made that shit big. its so stupid. then they lose money and progress to call those guys sexists / racists. its like if they take soccer and instead of kicking the ball, with the best players, they make it so the guys start wearing fancy dresses and bitch about each other. oh you got a small dick and you are short dont talk to me. at least thats what women seem to love to watch if you look at all those housewifes shit. it makes no sense"
It's like having brain fever while marathoning the original trilogy, and as you pass in and out of consciousness, your imagination and dream state mix in a nightmare of horror, boredom, apathy, and unappealing lesbian drama.
All of these woke movies are garbage. People are finally starting to realize that. (TBF, some have been "clued in" to that for a couple of years now.) One of the almost-immutable characteristics of a woke movie is the extreme diversity. Another is all of the virtue-signaling that comes with it. I wonder what these people expect to *actually* happen, when people take one look at an extremely diverse movie trailer, or hear the virtue-signaling, and then automatically assume, *because we have been taught to do so through experience* that the movie is going to be garbage, and isn't worth seeing?
I don't mind a diverse cast. It's star Wars, not the Tudors or Cleopatra. Or even a full woman cast. There are full man cast too. What I really dislike is stoic character with a lot of botox who are badly written. They're just... Boring.
It's not about good or bad, it's about power is a line drenched in the moral nihilism replete on the left. You see, good and bad is normative, a hierarchy that must go; everything is relative to power and where you sit on the oppressor-oppressed league table!
White man bad, orange man bad. Hierarchies are based on oppression, not competence. Moral relativism reigns supreme in the minds of the those that are slaves to the dogmatic religion of wokeness and cultural marxism.
The issue here isn’t giving us a Sith-driven story where it’s from their perspective. We’ve had that before: Darth Plagueis novel, Darth Bane books, Dark Lord: Rise of Darth Vader, Darth Maul books, etc. Old Republic and Knights of the Old Republic. Those are good stories. Every “villain” is the hero of their own story. No one bitched about that, huh. Just the snowflakes. The problem is the identity politics. Nothing more, nothing less. I have spoken!
This perfectly sums up the state SW is now in. But it matters not, SW is dead, Disney are just letting headland r8pe the corpse, because being Harvey’s little lesbian assistant, she helped pick his young victims, allegedly.
There's sharpening the metaphorical spear to better drive home a point, then there's grinding the spear to a jagged and fragile splinter that hurts but ultimately doesn't accomplish anything.
It's magical thinking. They made the sacrifices, but the magic didn't work. Clearly, the answer is to do it over again. If they do it harder the magic will work this time.
Because the “MESSAGE!” is all that matters to them. The Message is their egos, their vanities, their cravings for acceptance and acclaim. Their vanities demand that they lord it all over humanity with their “superior intellect” and that we rubes of human commonality accede to their “vision for a better tomorrow.” The cannot accept the reality that they themselves are cretinous idiots and utterly incapable of making a decent story, much less “fixing” humanity for all time. They absolutely positively will not stop until they are tossed out on their ear.
Have you been in an argument with a girl? Even after proving them wrong, the shame of losing will make them stubbornly refuse facts. They'd rather dig themselves a deeper hole than accepting defeat.
Think I’m finally into the acceptance stage of grief. Star Wars is no longer for me, or made by people like me. Well done Disney, taking a franchise loved by so many to then write it for so few. It’s quite the achievement.
Same here. Been a fan since the early 80s. I've simply moved onto other things like Lord of the Rings and Dune. I'll always cherish the OT, but the rest doesn't exist in my head canon.
I was against fanfictions...until Pissney forced me to write a fixed Mando S3 fanfic which I consider canon, and then flagged it and got it deleted from the internet immediately after I started posting the chapters.
Obi-Woke Kenobi was fucking hilarious. It was like, fuck you Luke I'm going off planet to rescue your sister, even though the whole point of me coming here was to watch over and protect you from your fucking dad who's lost the plot.
So this 110 pound girl has the ability to run around and kill fully grown and fully trained Jedi? She must be a Sith or have super powers... Not a Sith, and No super powers??? Then the entire Jedi order just stopped training, totally lost all their abilities and fell into a coma. No comas? Then I smell shite!
At this point, a drama about the hardships of running Dexter Jexter’s diner under the Empire’s reign with references to Bea Arthur’s character from the Holiday Special would make for more compelling storytelling than The Acolyte
You forgot about Mon Mothma during the "Patriarchy"...and Admiral Holdo...It's understandable though. So many women run EVERYTHING in Star Wars it's getting hard to keep track of all of them.
It was a clear and simple exercise - they screamed for control, so, wanted to see how the would handle said control - and well, it will be a thousands years before control is handed over to another woman. Well done ladies, all you have done is prove why men should be in charge.
Well there can't be any war in star Wars now because it's filmed in a "safe space". Anyhow, can't wait to see all the Jediversity and the rainbowsabers.
I have come to anticipate echo Chamberlain's videos the way I do nerdrotics. And that is a great compliment. You don't waste a single breath or a single word. Thank you for always being so prepared
It's funny because you didn't even show the powerful women in the older films that people actually liked. Leia was a literal princess and important figure in the rebellion, and the leader was Mon Mothma, a woman. Then in the prequels there was Queen Amidala. Women have been in Star Wars as powerful leaders since the very first movie.
I guarantee you this show has something to do with love, and the fact that the Jedi forbid it. And I’ll bet you anything it has to do with the romantic connection two women have toward each other
Yes, the proscription of love for/between Jedis will somehow be the fault of the patriarchy, even if they retcon the whole Jedi business to have initially been a female thing that the eeeevil patriarchy has taken over.
Back in 1978, Carl Sagan was on "The Johnny Carson Show" discussing "Star Wars." He pointed out the improbability of beings identical to homo sapiens evolving in a distant galaxy well into the cosmic past. He also pointed out that all the human characters were conspicuously melanin deficient. It was less of a complaint than a simple observation. Had he lived to see the near invisiblity of white males in "The Acolyte," I wonder what his reaction would have been. "Hmm. Maybe a majority white bred galaxy with a bug eyed alien minority isn't the worst thing? After all, there was Lando Calrissian, Mace Windu, and that little guy who kept yelling 'RRRRRREEEEEEYYYYY!!!"
Lucas came up with a scrapped story that involved time travel that would have revelead that the humans are humans from Earth, who escaped into the Star Wars galaxy a long time ago by time travel to fleet their tyrannical robot overlords, lead by a guy called Sky-Walker because he can use the Force to fly.
We get to be villains, morons and greedy capitalists. But on a positive note, *at least those are achievable role models for young boys - imagine being a little black girl and realising even the weakest representative of yourself on screen is impossibly superior to you.* Seriously, this is genuinely dangerous when we look at woke shows in those terms.
You are obviously really switched-on , Gyrfalcon312! You definitely know your stuff when it comes to SW! Although, I would love to know how you determined that view, with so little of the series trailer to go-on? You do know it is a series, don't you?
@MyAramil fan fiction is usually bad because they lack the budget and talent to make a great story. Disney has the budget but lacks the talent. At least, actual fans try hard because they love the franchise. Disney employees actually hate the franchise and the fans of the franchise.
I no longer have any morbid curiosity for the borrific car crash of Disney Star Wars. I register that some bad shit happened and keep on going without another thought of it.
I’ve been a fan of your videos for about the past year or so - this is in your top 5% of superior quality! You use the term “sharted“ at one point; I nearly acted that out, you had me laughing so hard about halfway through this. Truth hurts, but it can also be bloody amusing.
It's 2278. For the last 200 years, humanity has been ruled by an all-female council of diverse oligarchs led by a Supreme Matriarch, the High Empress of Mankind. As she ascends the throne on the anniversary of Her ancestors' great victory over the Wytemale Scourge, a hush falls over her eager subjects. Her words have the power of life and death, and all assembled know it. She begins her address to the masses: "Don't you think it's time we finally had a female leader?!"
You brilliantly epitomized all that I was feeling about The Acolyte but hadn’t the wit to verbalize. Great job-you are now the semi-official voice of the Resistance.
great content 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉best new Zealander
This guy gets it.
Thanks echo
@@EchoChamberlain Calling those people "second-rate creatives", is an insult to... fourth-rate creatives, never mind second and third.
Jonah Lomu... Then Echo 😁
lolz, so glad i clicked on this
-Close your eyes. What do you see?
-Somehow, Weinstein returned....
😂😂😂
I wish. The last 5 years have made me incredibly sympathetic to Harvey Weinstein -- the man delivered decades of quality entertainment and his only crime was agreeing to let skanks have sex with him in exchange for movie roles which shouldn't even be a crime.
secrets only the steins know
Always two there are, an apprentice and a master.
I can't make out if that's real or not. That's the state of star wars, not me 😅
"Close your eyes, what do you see?"
"I see myself cancelling my Disney+ subscription."
OMG dude thank you I didn"t log on for like ages and I"m still subscibed thank you for reminding me.
What took you so long?
😂😂😂😂 me too
Wow your still on it 🙄
never had one. *starts mewing*
THE MESSAGE
Gods bless the drinker
MODERN AUDIENCES
I find myself saying it outloud in a thicccc accent!
(((Detected)))
Yass yasssss
Amazing. George Lucas was obsessed with his alien prosthetics being able to blink. After decades of technological improvement, the detail immersion of star wars has regressed.
Everything has regressed to sludge
@@chasehedges6775You’ve sooved the myatery of the black goo.
In nature there are animals that don't blink. But yeah, can someone get the padawan a frigging blindfold so they can participate in the activity.
Giving A Shit vs Not Giving A Shit
@@moonshine588 Totally. Just saying it was an obsession of Lucas.
-Close your eyes. What do you see?
-Creative Bankruptcy
Worse. Hedonistic idolatry.
@@TorontoSaurusEx agreed
Bless you both for your wit...still grinning! 😄
I have a 10 year old son. He saw and loved the original trilogy. I'm doing my best to protect him from all other Star Wars media.
You’re the best parent!
May the force be with you my brother.
@@lukeskywalker6809 I don't know about that. I'm just doing my best
The prequels were good too, show him those
What about the Prequels?
At this point, I'm kinda surprised we haven't seen a rainbow lightsaber yet.
Sssshhhh don’t give them any ideas!
Oh it's coming, that and the sith shouting "we're coming for your children"
audibly kek'd
Shiiiiit!!! Dude it’s done
You will.... You will.
It’s all hot garbage now.
I think the garbage is going cold now to be honest. So over Star Wars.
Hot Maggoty Garbage.
>now
"Close your eyes, what do you see?"
"Weinstein's assistant, and she's horrifying."
"That's no moon!"
@@thumperjdm lol
Close your eyes and you don''t have to watch it.
@@DrMarten challenge accepted.
That....person has the biggest pussy pass ever. Perfectly happy to feed other women to Harvey while it got her ahead, and now here she is - posing as if she cares about women and girls. I'm actually happy this keeps happening with Hollywood. I'm happy they are too stupid/arrogant/delusional/bubbled to even GRASP how bad they are, how hated they are and that they have no real future but failure.
The fact that she thinks the evil bad guys are underdogs speaks volumes to whom she used to work for and the values she holds.
The issue here isn’t giving us a Sith-driven story where it’s from their perspective. We’ve had that before: Darth Plagueis novel, Darth Bane books, Dark Lord: Rise of Darth Vader, Darth Maul books, etc. Old Republic and Knights of the Old Republic. Those are good stories. Every “villain” is the hero of their own story.
The problem is the identity politics. Nothing more, nothing less. I have spoken!
It says something about *them* , when they actually want villains to have power, and use it.
There *is* a difference, between *needing* a powerful villain to drive the *hero's* story... and *wanting* a powerful villain for his/her own sake.
Thats why Liberals believe white people are evil, because we still hold majority power. Some might claim to be Communists, but they still call the Soviet Union evil because it was a superpower. They dont like independent black people either, or union strikes that actually work, or working class people with no mortgage or debt. Theres a word for this mental illness that Im forgetting.
Probably the same demographic that believes we need to let criminals run wild
Worse. It's not just that the bad guys are our focus... it's that the good guys are 'bad' for trying to stop them.
Wuhan Solo is absolute gold 😂
I'd have went "Han Sulu"
"Close your eyes. What do you see?"
A CULT OF PERSONALITY. Yaaaas!🙋♀🙋♀🙋♀🙋♀🙋♀
Yaaas, the fail queens haff arived!
Living Color.
"I'll tell you 1 and 1 make 3."
YOU GO QUEEN!
I think one spells it with a N 😁
No one marveled at Kathleen Kennedy's prescience when she uttered: "The Force is female". But we're marveling now.
the force is female, yet KK has no problem re-releasing old games to continue making actual money. At the same time that timeline is also cancelled. Passive aggressive mixed messaging management, just like modern women.
The leadership at Lucasfilm and Disney should have seen that letting the former personal assistant of a real life villain make a Star Wars show about humanizing the villain and lesbian incest, might be a bad idea.
Nope. Let’s spend a crazy amount of money on it and just call the fans names when they dislike it.
The issue here isn’t giving us a Sith-driven story where it’s from their perspective. We’ve had that before: Darth Plagueis novel, Darth Bane books, Dark Lord: Rise of Darth Vader, Darth Maul books, etc. Old Republic and Knights of the Old Republic. Those are good stories. Every “villain” is the hero of their own story.
The problem is the identity politics. Nothing more, nothing less. I have spoken!
It's interesting that cancel culture doesn't apply to themselves. An obvious lay up with never a shot undertaken.
@@ThespianPrince13 Darth Headland. Consumed by the Dark Side.
Lesbian incest? Wtf man.😂
“I can’t close me eyes”
Had me rolling 🤣😂🤣😂 I didn’t even notice
“Order 66 for male caucasians” I’m giving you standing applause mate that was beautiful
Your writing is biting and RAZOR sharp. I love it.
What @cliffflix said!!
Yaaahhss, yaaahhhss...lip gloss yaaahhhss
noo god! no god please no no no noooo
@@agitatedzone The red carpet is a person and it has feelings.
@@Drak976 so, is she the red carpet?
That gloss looks disgusting, greasy and unhygienic. It´s vomit-inducing. And Bo-Karen´s insufferable arrogant face and Dangerhair brat mixed with those "yaasss, yaasss" clips makes it almost impossible to watch.
That yas yas montage is the stuff of nightmares
My eyes and ears bled after that.
Remember, this isn't Star Wars. It's simply a manifestation of the odd, surreal, woke clown world we are currently forced to inhabit.
I have to keep reminding the other sub-famous RUclips people like geeks and gamers and generation tech that this is the worst fan fiction ever but they all think it’s merged
its like "men are super into fukin star wars with swords betray good and evil. kids play fight. buy swords. everyone loves it. women are like "there are no women in starwars its so sexist". so they make it femine and communicate how bad the old was. every guy that sees that thinks ok probably not for me anymore. but it was 95% guys in the first place that made that shit big. its so stupid. then they lose money and progress to call those guys sexists / racists.
its like if they take soccer and instead of kicking the ball, with the best players, they make it so the guys start wearing fancy dresses and bitch about each other. oh you got a small dick and you are short dont talk to me. at least thats what women seem to love to watch if you look at all those housewifes shit. it makes no sense"
It's like having brain fever while marathoning the original trilogy, and as you pass in and out of consciousness, your imagination and dream state mix in a nightmare of horror, boredom, apathy, and unappealing lesbian drama.
Good point
All of these woke movies are garbage.
People are finally starting to realize that. (TBF, some have been "clued in" to that for a couple of years now.)
One of the almost-immutable characteristics of a woke movie is the extreme diversity.
Another is all of the virtue-signaling that comes with it.
I wonder what these people expect to *actually* happen, when people take one look at an extremely diverse movie trailer, or hear the virtue-signaling, and then automatically assume, *because we have been taught to do so through experience* that the movie is going to be garbage, and isn't worth seeing?
Even more woke, even more diverse, even more stoic and powerful girl bosses!
The execs at Disney are going to need some stoicism for sure. Stoicism in the face of a faltering money loosing Disney company.
@@dennismoore1116 it's obvious that profit isn't their priority. They know people won't like these films but they make them anyways.
…who don’t need no man! Stunning and brave 🫶🏻 yass yasss
Bring on the botox, we need more stoicism!
I don't mind a diverse cast. It's star Wars, not the Tudors or Cleopatra. Or even a full woman cast. There are full man cast too.
What I really dislike is stoic character with a lot of botox who are badly written. They're just... Boring.
Echo, your channel is outstanding.
10/10 content
The content is a "bonus". The quality of the pun (in the name) is undeniable.
I don't know what part of England Turner-Smith is from, but damn, that accent ranks right up there with fingernails on a black board.
Yas. Yas.
Sounds like a Brummie/Cockney blend with helping of arrogant b!tch.
Yaaassss
Her accent sounds syrupy, and 100% fake. She sounds like a Bond villain from the 1960's.
Something tells me she's not ethnically English. Probably an import or the offspring of imports.
It's not about good or bad, it's about power is a line drenched in the moral nihilism replete on the left. You see, good and bad is normative, a hierarchy that must go; everything is relative to power and where you sit on the oppressor-oppressed league table!
Classic Star Wars was the best. Modern Star Wars under Modern Disney will always be garbage
It's all relative.... right up until it impacts that person then suddenly "evil" exists again in the form of whatever is causing them problems.
White man bad, orange man bad. Hierarchies are based on oppression, not competence. Moral relativism reigns supreme in the minds of the those that are slaves to the dogmatic religion of wokeness and cultural marxism.
The issue here isn’t giving us a Sith-driven story where it’s from their perspective. We’ve had that before: Darth Plagueis novel, Darth Bane books, Dark Lord: Rise of Darth Vader, Darth Maul books, etc. Old Republic and Knights of the Old Republic. Those are good stories. Every “villain” is the hero of their own story. No one bitched about that, huh. Just the snowflakes.
The problem is the identity politics. Nothing more, nothing less. I have spoken!
good catch
Bankruptcy can't come soon enough
-Close your eyes. What do you see?
- NEVER ENDING MEMES...
Its not even bad "fan" fiction any more, its just bad fiction
This perfectly sums up the state SW is now in. But it matters not, SW is dead, Disney are just letting headland r8pe the corpse, because being Harvey’s little lesbian assistant, she helped pick his young victims, allegedly.
The blind articles I have seen, more or less confirm this, though with her having her way some of them as well...
Make of that what you will.
The only good thing this show will give us will be the arise of a lot of New RUclips channels to the family
Dual lightsaber’s gonna mean something different in this one.
😳
Haha
And they dont even have jennifer connelly to make it somewhat appealing.
I wonder how many people are gonna get stabbed by a light saber and just walk it off?
All of them
A force ghost of Mick from Rocky appears each time someone is stabbed, shouting "GET UP, GET UP YOU BUM, CAUSE MICKY LOVES YA"
Every female "character".
“It is effectively Order 66 for Caucasians.” LOL 🤣🤣 💀
Why does it feel like for every failure they double down on the “message”. Or quadruple down in this case
There's sharpening the metaphorical spear to better drive home a point, then there's grinding the spear to a jagged and fragile splinter that hurts but ultimately doesn't accomplish anything.
It's magical thinking. They made the sacrifices, but the magic didn't work. Clearly, the answer is to do it over again. If they do it harder the magic will work this time.
Because the “MESSAGE!” is all that matters to them. The Message is their egos, their vanities, their cravings for acceptance and acclaim. Their vanities demand that they lord it all over humanity with their “superior intellect” and that we rubes of human commonality accede to their “vision for a better tomorrow.” The cannot accept the reality that they themselves are cretinous idiots and utterly incapable of making a decent story, much less “fixing” humanity for all time. They absolutely positively will not stop until they are tossed out on their ear.
Have you been in an argument with a girl? Even after proving them wrong, the shame of losing will make them stubbornly refuse facts. They'd rather dig themselves a deeper hole than accepting defeat.
Because YOU WILL BE MADE TO CARE!
"Wuhan Solo"
Clever.
What did you expect, she was trained by Harvey to 'not see any white men' when she worked as his PA.
'Women can't be evil' incomming
Following a recent study revealing that the percentage of female psychopaths is higher than originally thought
"you gotta be careful with scissors" - Butters Stotch
Think I’m finally into the acceptance stage of grief. Star Wars is no longer for me, or made by people like me. Well done Disney, taking a franchise loved by so many to then write it for so few. It’s quite the achievement.
💯💯💯 The circle is now complete
Same here. Been a fan since the early 80s. I've simply moved onto other things like Lord of the Rings and Dune. I'll always cherish the OT, but the rest doesn't exist in my head canon.
Same here. Been a fan since the 2000s and I love Revenge Of The Sith, The OT, and Ewoks The Battle For Endor. It’s a dead brand, IMO.
Agreed
I was against fanfictions...until Pissney forced me to write a fixed Mando S3 fanfic which I consider canon, and then flagged it and got it deleted from the internet immediately after I started posting the chapters.
Obi-Woke Kenobi was fucking hilarious. It was like, fuck you Luke I'm going off planet to rescue your sister, even though the whole point of me coming here was to watch over and protect you from your fucking dad who's lost the plot.
Leia having actual plot armour 😂
FACT: if you turn the subtitles on in the Acolyte trailer itself, you'll see that the one white male who gets screen time is listed as CONVICT
Well, in Harvey Weinstein's personnal assistant's universe, only men go to jail.
So this 110 pound girl has the ability to run around and kill fully grown and fully trained Jedi?
She must be a Sith or have super powers...
Not a Sith, and No super powers???
Then the entire Jedi order just stopped training, totally lost all their abilities and fell into a coma.
No comas?
Then I smell shite!
I could stop her with the thumb on my left hand. I'm right handed.
_Definitely shite._
"Oh yes, I can definitely smell shite."
@@criticallard2090 Another fan of the Critical Drinker. 😆
She knows Kung Fu
At this point, a drama about the hardships of running Dexter Jexter’s diner under the Empire’s reign with references to Bea Arthur’s character from the Holiday Special would make for more compelling storytelling than The Acolyte
Now that is harsh!
I mean, Holiday Special?
The Cat Scratches, more like.
Yas!!!YAAASSS!!!
Oooh validate me. Validate meeee!!!!!
WITNESS ME! 😂LOL
@@tjimicole2677 "Acknowledge me!"
You forgot about Mon Mothma during the "Patriarchy"...and Admiral Holdo...It's understandable though. So many women run EVERYTHING in Star Wars it's getting hard to keep track of all of them.
"So many women *ruin* EVERYTHING in Star Wars it's getting hard to keep track of all of them."
There. Fixed that for you. ='[.]'=
It was a clear and simple exercise - they screamed for control, so, wanted to see how the would handle said control - and well, it will be a thousands years before control is handed over to another woman. Well done ladies, all you have done is prove why men should be in charge.
Satele, Bastilla or Kreia would also like to have a word.
Mara jade. Princess Leia, the other various women in power from the old star wars
So, Leslye Headland is a sort of modern day Captain Ahab, hunting down the Great White Male.
😂😂 I see what you did there.
👏😆
God Tier pun on the thumbnail
I live on a planet of morons.
💯💯💯💯. When madness rules the world, anything is possible.
Great video man, yet again, keep it up, love your work!
I love this content
Well there can't be any war in star Wars now because it's filmed in a "safe space". Anyhow, can't wait to see all the Jediversity and the rainbowsabers.
as a white male I pass this Disney crap
It's not meant for us. ='[.]'=
Your videos are getting better and better, Echo. *We will watch your career with great interest.*
It's propaganda, being entertaining isn't really the point.
Close your eyes and what do you see...
Dozens of young actresses violated by my boss... but I didn't see that because I was paid to look away...
>Hey harv, if you give me a movie role I'll have sex with you!
>cool, ok
This is somehow a violation.
simp.
I have come to anticipate echo Chamberlain's videos the way I do nerdrotics. And that is a great compliment. You don't waste a single breath or a single word. Thank you for always being so prepared
It's funny because you didn't even show the powerful women in the older films that people actually liked. Leia was a literal princess and important figure in the rebellion, and the leader was Mon Mothma, a woman. Then in the prequels there was Queen Amidala.
Women have been in Star Wars as powerful leaders since the very first movie.
“Huh?” Fucking hilarious! I spilled my coffee laughing at that.
I think I've already seen that Star wars video about scissoring siths...
Yea that came out when I was like 12. Pretty sure it was on channel 99 at around 2am
I guarantee you this show has something to do with love, and the fact that the Jedi forbid it. And I’ll bet you anything it has to do with the romantic connection two women have toward each other
Yes, the proscription of love for/between Jedis will somehow be the fault of the patriarchy, even if they retcon the whole Jedi business to have initially been a female thing that the eeeevil patriarchy has taken over.
Back in 1978, Carl Sagan was on "The Johnny Carson Show" discussing "Star Wars." He pointed out the improbability of beings identical to homo sapiens evolving in a distant galaxy well into the cosmic past. He also pointed out that all the human characters were conspicuously melanin deficient. It was less of a complaint than a simple observation. Had he lived to see the near invisiblity of white males in "The Acolyte," I wonder what his reaction would have been. "Hmm. Maybe a majority white bred galaxy with a bug eyed alien minority isn't the worst thing? After all, there was Lando Calrissian, Mace Windu, and that little guy who kept yelling 'RRRRRREEEEEEYYYYY!!!"
Lucas came up with a scrapped story that involved time travel that would have revelead that the humans are humans from Earth, who escaped into the Star Wars galaxy a long time ago by time travel to fleet their tyrannical robot overlords, lead by a guy called Sky-Walker because he can use the Force to fly.
Frankly, I think non-humanoid extraterrestrial civilizations are the more outlandish, far-fetched and unrealistic idea. 😏
Ugh, that was the worst and silliest part of the recent trilogy: “RAY!!!!!!”
“Scissor sith-ters” is good enough for me to give this video a watch
At this point, the Sith were Darth Tenebrous, a Bith, and Darth Plagueis, a Muunilinst, neither of whom were queer females.
She sure got her tastes twisted at some point of her career 😂
of course she worked for the monster harvey weinstein. she is here to take revenge for her former boss
Thank you for your wonderful commentaries. It's become a lot more fun watching Disney implode.
We get to be villains, morons and greedy capitalists. But on a positive note, *at least those are achievable role models for young boys - imagine being a little black girl and realising even the weakest representative of yourself on screen is impossibly superior to you.* Seriously, this is genuinely dangerous when we look at woke shows in those terms.
Star Wars critics are gonna be eatin' well with this movie! Thanks for the news, Echo.
You are obviously really switched-on , Gyrfalcon312!
You definitely know your stuff when it comes to SW!
Although, I would love to know how you determined that view, with so little of the series trailer to go-on?
You do know it is a series, don't you?
“Star Wars saved my life(cue fake crying)” 🤣
It's sweet how trinity found a back door to the star wars universe
Fuck me I sent that before I seen her literally use neos bullets stop technique on a knife.
We'll get some memes and entertaining mock-reviews out of this and then forget about it forever.
The Acolyte, the lesbian Star Wars nobody asked for - DOA.
Lesbians don't need no men. Haveta wonder how many of those lesbians had fathers, though, and what happened to them? ='[.]'=
Liked & subbed purely on the thumbnail. 'Scissor Sith-ters.' 😂😂😂
Yeah, but what IS a woman?
Calling Disney Star Wars content "fan fiction" is an insult to fans.
Hey. We all know that 99% of fan fiction is just bad. Like the new content at star wars is perfect example of the typical quality
@MyAramil fan fiction is usually bad because they lack the budget and talent to make a great story.
Disney has the budget but lacks the talent.
At least, actual fans try hard because they love the franchise.
Disney employees actually hate the franchise and the fans of the franchise.
Always ,Two, there are. No more, no less.
Unless, A Lillith Fair, there is.
OMFG that metaphor about the youngling at the end, perfection
"MARTY, YOUR FUTURE IS FINE, IT'S ENTERTAINMENT THAT IS IN DANGER!"
I hope this movie costs 500 million $ because the more money Disney burns the funnier it becomes....
"ORDER 66 FOR CAUCASIANS" LMAO!!! LIKED AND SUBBED!
More creativity and effort put into this awesome intro than all of Acolyte. 😂
The bald woman in red dress saying yaas yaas always gets me for some reason.
I dont know why, but that yaas yaaas is hilarious.
I no longer have any morbid curiosity for the borrific car crash of Disney Star Wars. I register that some bad shit happened and keep on going without another thought of it.
Scissor me timbers!
LMAO!!! YES YES YES!!!
Best send up since I started following Mike Zeroh and the Drinker.
SUBBED!!
You got me with the thumbnail brother 😂😂😂🤣 Subscribed.
Hello Drinker...
Great video. I'm all girl bossed out at this point.
Beautifully edited video! Fantastically funny!!
You're videos are art my good sir. Thank you.
I don't think I observed a single emotion or any normal interaction between characters throughout the entire advert. This just is not acting.
the good news is. Between this and episode 1 some right wing jedi rose up and restored order.
I’ve been a fan of your videos for about the past year or so - this is in your top 5% of superior quality! You use the term “sharted“ at one point; I nearly acted that out, you had me laughing so hard about halfway through this. Truth hurts, but it can also be bloody amusing.
It's 2278. For the last 200 years, humanity has been ruled by an all-female council of diverse oligarchs led by a Supreme Matriarch, the High Empress of Mankind. As she ascends the throne on the anniversary of Her ancestors' great victory over the Wytemale Scourge, a hush falls over her eager subjects. Her words have the power of life and death, and all assembled know it. She begins her address to the masses:
"Don't you think it's time we finally had a female leader?!"
Come on Echo... be the first to see it's made bad on purpose. Other than that... excellent video as always.
You brilliantly epitomized all that I was feeling about The Acolyte but hadn’t the wit to verbalize. Great job-you are now the semi-official voice of the Resistance.
Your editing mojo got me subscribed super-quick.
Noice, very noice.
Anger takes energy. I'm more apathetic.
Are we doing this again? Does anyone care? Is it even going to get the hate views?
"Order 66 for caucasians" that is out of pocket but so true. XD
OMG‼ This brilliant parody video is pure comedy GOLD‼#subscribed😅🤣😂
This is going to crater into a flaming dumpster at 12 parsecs!
And I'm so glad...#RipDisney